💬│english-chat

[hollow oak]

Mitosis

[rich crow]

A lab rat

[void bronze]

what

[paper tangle]

the fat rat

[cedar raft]

💀💀🔫🔫

[hollow oak]

@void bronzedont get it?

[paper tangle]

The mitochondria

[void bronze]

no

elaborate

[rich crow]

i hope i left you guys with a fine brain for the rest of the day, cheers

[covert wraith]

A rat is a person who talk with police

For example

[paper tangle]

You left me with a smooth brain

[hollow oak]

@void bronze He snitched now he gets the experiments on him

[cedar raft]

If u mean you deleted few brain cells then yeah

[paper tangle]

Cheers

[void bronze]

ooh

[covert wraith]

Wtf

Whatever

[paper tangle]

Anyways

I'ma sleep

bye

[covert wraith]

Cya

[paper tangle]

[cedar raft]

Aight cya

Homie

[hollow oak]

Two men walked into a bar

bink bink

[twilit sail]

[cedar raft]

Oh no

[hollow oak]

Ight i was mentioned to be here for 5 seconds go it

time to go

[cedar raft]

Bye

Bro did i just end the chat what happend 💀

[void bronze]

yeah

[cedar raft]

💀

[covert wraith]

It is in a rest period until people start saying that today there was no update as always

[void bronze]

what

[cedar raft]

No why would they

[void bronze]

who said that

[covert wraith]

@rich crow no one know bruh

They are predicting the price like always

[cedar raft]

@cedar raft

[covert wraith]

My karambit price drop for 4.5k to 3.8k

And no one say that going to happen

[void bronze]

gl

[lean valley]

No one

[void bronze]

butter

[lean valley]

Jkomando is better

Or tanto or flipknife

[odd coyote]

Default>

[lean valley]

🤣

[lucid sundial]

How do I get better🤓

[covert wraith]

Karambit imo

[lean valley]

Playing @lucid sundial

[covert wraith]

Thats a personal opinion

[lucid sundial]

I got secret animation on usp

[covert wraith]

I have karambit claw

[void bronze]

i like butterfly because spam inspect

it crazy

[covert wraith]

I did it when they added that

In 2y event

[lucid sundial]

It’s cool

[proper gyro]

rub rub@void bronze

[void bronze]

sold my 2yrs usp for 20 gold

😎

[covert wraith]

LMAO

[void bronze]

whag

[proper gyro]

raichu rub rub

[void bronze]

oh

yeah it squish

[lucid sundial]

Are the servers down?

[void bronze]

no?

you mean competitive?

yeah

[lucid sundial]

When’s the update

[rich crow]

new update when

[sleek shadow]

Instead of logging in I just check discord to see if people are asking about update lol

[lucid sundial]

Servers are down so I think the update is about to launch

[rigid geyser]

anyone wanna play

[lucid sundial]

If I can

[rigid geyser]

ok

[rigid geyser]

what server if you can

[lucid sundial]

Not working

For me it is

[thick yoke]

@lucid sundial

lol

[hot hornet]

asap went offline

[lucid sundial]

It says can’t connect to server

[hot hornet]

bro probably kept getting harassed by kids

😭

[thick yoke]

time to harass another dev 😊
-gen probably

[hot hornet]

💀

[thick yoke]

El Pepe

[lucid sundial]

Everything’s working except for so2

[hot hornet]

Tbh he probably posted all that stuff on vk because of me

I'm like the only conspiracy theorist he sees

😭

[lucid sundial]

💀

[rich crow]

What server? @lucid sundial

[lucid sundial]

I’ve tried many servers

It’s working now

👍

[covert wraith]

Bruh

Hes stealing neighbor wifi

[proper gyro]

@thick yoke hyperfront?

@void bronze u hab classes?

[opaque breach]

@thick yoke este sech

[covert wraith]

I start to watch mha

[hot hornet]

you should

but don't join the fandom

My Hero Academia animanga is great but the fandom isn't

[void bronze]

yeah

[elder radish]

when is the update

[stray violet]

Gonna click on one of those discrode links

[opaque breach]

right now

[elder radish]

really?

[opaque breach]

I wish that said axlebolt 😓

[elder radish]

eh

lol

[cedar raft]

They will send something in #📋│release-notes if there is an update

[opaque breach]

Yes

[stray violet]

Finally. Someone that's smart

[elder radish]

lmao i thought the update was close then comp games weren't there yesterday

[long charm]

40 minutes 4 the season?

[stray violet]

No

[hexed igloo]

no idea, best thing i could think of is probably the image thing

[stray violet]

Where is pige treater

[void bronze]

wo

in the computer class

nvm

[hexed igloo]

mine was changed to a Panda switch

Keyboard stuff

[opaque breach]

[covert wraith]

@hot hornet i dont follow any fandom

Fandom = Toxicity

[north geyser]

Yo Waiting for season 4 💀💀💀

Brah

Lets Go

[reef pilot]

who is that brazillian guy being spammed on screenshots

[hot hornet]

Asap

😭

[reef pilot]

context?

🐡

[hot hornet]

He's an Axlebolt employee

[reef pilot]

ik

[hot hornet]

you can see him go active

[reef pilot]

i wanna know why they spam him

[hot hornet]

You know him right?

Oh alr

So

He kept "teasing" by posting stuff on his VK

[reef pilot]

[hot hornet]

and the kids took it for granted and went apesh¡t

[reef pilot]

lmao

[north geyser]

Axlebolt When is the update

[void bronze]

what made you think that they will answer

[north geyser]

Nah

[reef pilot]

need his vk acc

[grand portal]

well i think its any day until 20 september

[hot hornet]

Just search Rafael Oliveira Standoff 2 or something

[north geyser]

so they know how impatient people are for updates

[hot hornet]

yes but they do not care

because they have deadlines

[north geyser]

Ok

[hot hornet]

we cannot rush them

[north geyser]

[hot hornet]

Polished major update that take months to finish > buggy weekly updates that take longer to fix

[warped lichen]

Wdym? What’s image thing?

[plush bane]

:true: the trailer literally just came like 11 days ago

[void bronze]

wait zani actually got hacked?

[rich crow]

Enlarge image, get your token grabbed

[hot hornet]

How

the

what

😭

[rich crow]

i don't know how such thing even exists

[void bronze]

view orignal

the option

i think

[hybrid glacier]

[hot hornet]

I've heard about it quite a lot of times

from No Text To Speech

it's not coming out today

or will be

[hybrid glacier]

N E V E R

[hot hornet]

but no one knows

[stray violet]

Give me your token pls

[north geyser]

I think a horse statue will be added in new map

[hot hornet]

yes so we can play at the arcade

[hybrid glacier]

They have to bring it back

[stray violet]

What are we gonna play

[hybrid glacier]

Minecraft

Haha

[hot hornet]

goofy ahh

there is no minecraft in the arcade

[north geyser]

molotov

[stray violet]

Cyberpunk 2077 arcade machine

Imagine playing Standoff 2 in an arcade machine

Claw players are trembling rn

[deft coral]

a

[rich crow]

When is the update?

[reef pilot]

well atleast this situation sparked more hype than the trailer

[covert wraith]

Zani got hacked?

[proper gyro]

@void bronze m f gold player got mad at me for facing a master at artillery

[stray violet]

Again?

[covert wraith]

Idk i read this so i think

[rich crow]

wheres update??

[covert wraith]

Not here

Keep looking for it

[rich crow]

ye

[stray violet]

Was like 2 days ago

[gloomy hamlet]

dead

[stray violet]

Almost 3

[covert wraith]

Damn

[rich crow]

but why they everywhere wrote "today"

[covert wraith]

He touched a link or something like?

[gloomy hamlet]

everyone is waiting today

[proper gyro]

no

im not

[covert wraith]

Bcs a lot of russian youtubers are ready to bait again

[stray violet]

Apparently they got his token from a picture he posted

[covert wraith]

And ppl are too dumb to realize that

[stray violet]

Bozo pack

[covert wraith]

Wow wtf

Thats posible?

[stray violet]

Ask Helena

[covert wraith]

Internet is getting more insecure

Yesterday i almost get doxx

[stray violet]

Literally just get 2fa

And don't be dumb

[covert wraith]

2fa sucks in discord

[hot hornet]

2FA

yes

it sucks

I lost like more than four accounts because of 2FA

[covert wraith]

I need to use google auth and if i lost that thing i probably fk up

[hot hornet]

if you lose your phone there is no going back

Discord customer support is also crap

[covert wraith]

I hate it but is needed for some servers

[rich crow]

from what i heard, if they sent you an image and you enlarge it they can grab your token

[covert wraith]

Smh

Damn

[stray violet]

Enlarge as in just clicking in it?

Or do you have to press "see original"

[long charm]

4 minutes for the update?

[stray violet]

Not even close

[rich crow]

dont believe this

[long charm]

Cries in unu*

[covert wraith]

4 minutes to realize you get baited again

[long charm]

Nt

[pallid mango]

8-10 hrs left

[covert wraith]

To get baited by russian youtubers 💀

[rich crow]

ye

[long charm]

Nt

[stray violet]

iOS users after having to wait 2 days after update release

[covert wraith]

Dude literally #📋│release-notes channel exist, stop believe all what you see on youtube or even #📸│photos

[covert wraith]

:withered:

[stray violet]

Kimi dayo
Kimi nadayo

[deft coral]

When is the update?

[plush bane]

[covert wraith]

[deft coral]

whennn

[high leaf]

Idk

[deft coral]

when hwne whenenee

my mum cry

[high leaf]

20 days

In next 20 days

[timber phoenix]

No one knows about that

[high leaf]

Max

[stray violet]

You even drive so slow that the cop behind you decides to go around you instead of following you

[delicate grail]

ok

[deft coral]

ok

2 months after uploading the video to youtube the update is coming like a joke

[pallid mango]

So2 even sucks now

[covert wraith]

💀

[frozen aspen]

Is the update when the it is?

[pallid mango]

My scene is totally ded

[rich crow]

soon.

[pallid mango]

No use of new update

Can't even find a single comp

[covert wraith]

The ppl here steal police car

[frozen aspen]

Soon is the update when the it is

[pallid mango]

After waiting for 10 minutes

[stray violet]

Bro lives in gta

Waittttt

[pallid mango]

Asian

[stray violet]

I live in gta

[rich crow]

i was gonna say that

[covert wraith]

Not funny bcs they crash it and that car are paid by our taxes

[stray violet]

[rich crow]

[pallid mango]

🥲

[plush bane]

Better Call Saul ok gif

[covert wraith]

Also i dont pay taxes

🐊

[rich crow]

[pallid mango]

U re just born

[proper gyro]

most pf the time its links that discord embeds into a image

[pallid mango]

No need to pay taxes

[stray violet]

My respect for you 📈 📈

[covert wraith]

Food are free taxes

But things like clothes it has

[rich crow]

hi

[covert wraith]

But i steal clothes instead

[rich crow]

🐇

Nice solution

[covert wraith]

Why buy it when you can get it for free

[rich crow]

because i follow the rules

[covert wraith]

no taxes

[pallid mango]

Not in my country tho

Taxes on foods fuels even clothes

[covert wraith]

In this city law doesnt work

On food damn

[pallid mango]

Ya fr 20% tax

[slate aspen]

The last day of summer

[covert wraith]

Also how much % are the taxes there

[covert wraith]

WAIT

[pallid mango]

Used to be 18%

[covert wraith]

Damn thats a robbery

[pallid mango]

Now 20%

[covert wraith]

Here is 7%

[pallid mango]

Ya we know

Fuel prices increased by 1$

After covid

Lmao

Can't even afford that shut

[slate aspen]

"summer will end soon,
there are no more hopes"

[rich crow]

too bad

[deft coral]

a

owu

[stray violet]

My city's taxes are 11.25

[covert wraith]

Damn now i know why ppl use this country to money laundering

[void bronze]

hopes for what

[pallid mango]

European prolly

[deft coral]

[covert wraith]

Inflation affect the worldwide economy as well

[stray violet]

I don't live in Europe 🐏

[pallid mango]

Russian? Or USA

💀

[stray violet]

Usa

[pallid mango]

Which city

[bold magnet]

Dude...where is the update?

[covert wraith]

But at least i can buy a big pizza for 5.99 now

Tax free

[stray violet]

Literally said it

[pallid mango]

Dollar?

[covert wraith]

🐊

[deft coral]

cristiano ronaldo suwi

[covert wraith]

Yeah

[pallid mango]

Suiii

Wtf pizza for 5.99$ only

💀

[rich crow]

No

[covert wraith]

Yes

[pallid mango]

Pretty good

Bro

[covert wraith]

Few months ago was in 10.99

[rich crow]

i live in the funny suii country

[covert wraith]

Expensive as hell

[pallid mango]

Cheap pizza in my country cost 2-3$

4$ unlimited pizzas with Starters

[covert wraith]

Nah the cheaper one cost 2.99$

[pallid mango]

And dessert

[covert wraith]

But its too small

[rich crow]

i have no clue whats going on but i agree

[pallid mango]

@covert wraith

[covert wraith]

Hmm

Unlimited

[stray violet]

Little Caesars $5 hot and ready pizza is now $6

[pallid mango]

Ya but u can't even eat like 3-4 pizzas

💀

[covert wraith]

That one is what i was talking about

5.99

[rich crow]

you would eat 4 pizzas?

[covert wraith]

They open the past week

[pallid mango]

Cant!

[rich crow]

i can barely eat 4 slices

[pallid mango]

3 last

[rich crow]

[pallid mango]

Btw not only single Flavour

They gives u variety

[covert wraith]

They sold more than 500 pizzas in a day holy crap

[pallid mango]

I can eat like 10 slices

With dessert

[covert wraith]

I can easily eat 2 or 3 full 12 slices pizzas

But im broke so i just eat 1 sandwich everyway

Sandwich and coffee

[void bronze]

ican eat a pizzeria

[stray violet]

Skinniest rat

[pallid mango]

KFC?

Or which @covert wraith

McDonald's

[void bronze]

mac donal

[pallid mango]

No

[void bronze]

jollibee

[covert wraith]

What

[pallid mango]

KFc better

[covert wraith]

Oh

[rich crow]

and a kfc deep fryer

[covert wraith]

Idk

[void bronze]

jollibee best

kfc 👎👎

[proper gyro]

🤨 🤨

[void bronze]

🇵🇭

[proper gyro]

fr u like jollibee?

[void bronze]

👍

[covert wraith]

I prefer any pizza before mcdonald or kfc

[void bronze]

no i never had jollibee

[rich crow]

i prefer the opposite

[covert wraith]

This going to sound weird but i dont like hot dogs and burgers

Dont ask why

Just dont like it

[stray violet]

He doesn't like bread

[rich crow]

McDonald's burgers look simpler than a pizza and it's easier for me to eat

[covert wraith]

Man i love bread

[rich crow]

🐓

[proper gyro]

but tbh jollibee over kfc in fried chicken

[void bronze]

sandwiches

i eater

[rich crow]

sandvich

[stray violet]

Everyone that was parked here, left

[void bronze]

who

[rich crow]

I'm still here

[stray violet]

Parked cars

[void bronze]

oh

you at parkinh lot?

P

[stray violet]

Street

[rich crow]

hello

[stray violet]

Not pushing p

[void bronze]

noo

why not

[stray violet]

Mcnuggets

[rich crow]

Hwllo

[void bronze]

i will take school computer home

it my niw

[stray violet]

I'm snitching

[void bronze]

now

[stray violet]

@teacher

[rich crow]

don't forget to make a devious lick tiktok about it!!!!

[proper gyro]

aw

[void bronze]

😈

[proper gyro]

no seedol

no haiperpront

[stray violet]

Did he leave

[proper gyro]

no he just offlin3

[void bronze]

I can't play anything rn

earphones brok

😭

[stray violet]

Play with no earphones

[proper gyro]

can we play apiks just for the mission

[void bronze]

no

[proper gyro]

[stray violet]

Bro needs his earphones for clash royale

[void bronze]

signal in class is doo doo

[proper gyro]

oki tekken 6 time

[void bronze]

yeah

[stray violet]

Hehehehaw

[void bronze]

need to hear the heheeha

[stray violet]

Fab let's play arcade

🐡

[void bronze]

cant play

[stray violet]

Don't mention your earphones

[void bronze]

cant play

[void bronze]

what

yeah

i need those

[rich crow]

legends say using earphones can boost your hearing of the no faced pp getting closer

[stray violet]

Aw hell naw

[void bronze]

pp

[stray violet]

They lied tho

The no faced pp has no legs

[rich crow]

no

[stray violet]

Can't hear his footsteps

You either see him or you don't

Literal life or death

[rich crow]

he makes a screeching sound as he passes through the air

[stray violet]

No mouth

[rich crow]

but you can only hear it if you use earphones

[stray violet]

Is that true

[rich crow]

yes

[stray violet]

Maybe it's because i wear headphones and not earphones

What do you think

[rich crow]

bye

[rich crow]

headphones are for the head not the ears

so it doesn't work

[stray violet]

Ahhhh

That makes sense

[rich crow]

[stray violet]

Q predicted this

[cosmic bolt]

:/

[rich crow]

Q who

[stray violet]

Q

[rich crow]

queue deez nutz

[warped lichen]

Why is there Russians on central eu and expect me to know Russian?

[stray violet]

Actually the next song in my playlist may be called "Q?"

[warped lichen]

He keeps doing call-outs in Russian and I don’t understand

[stray violet]

But who knows

[warped lichen]

And calls me noob when I don’t do his call out

[stray violet]

Well just have to wait to find out

[warped lichen]

Then I ask him to say in English and he says “no u will speak russian”

[rich crow]

you right, the next song could be the screech of pp getting closer.

[warped lichen]

Honestly these guys they have a low IQ

[stray violet]

They're literally kids

You're getting mad at 10 year olds

[warped lichen]

If u want people to speak Russian play on ru server not eu

Well he was toxic and an idiot so I didn’t try to win the game and we lose 8-1

[rich crow]

🐇

[warped lichen]

I baited him as much as I could and I just died

Toxic to me before game starts

[stray violet]

It wasn't Q

[rich crow]

age.

[rich crow]

it was E

looks like i was right

kind of

[stray violet]

Greek E

How do you type it

[rich crow]

get the greek keyboard

[stray violet]

It's a math symbol

And all I have is omega

Ω

[rich crow]

Σ

[stray violet]

How

[rich crow]

It's just an M

but sideways

[stray violet]

Istg

[topaz ibex]

Miro

[rich crow]

rotate your M

[stray violet]

‰

℅

[rich crow]

μ

[hexed igloo]

i have anqbz

[rich crow]

Ξ

[stray violet]

I just have delta and omega

[hexed igloo]

the оыьцжы

[rich crow]

🤨

Yo what's up with Rafael hate in #📸│photos

[topaz ibex]

[mint ridge]

I believe Rafa is laughing at it.

[stray violet]

He likes it

[rich crow]

rafael's name in leet or something is r4f43l, the update must come out at 4:43pm today.

[hexed igloo]

Asap becoming a meme is quite random

[stray violet]

Civic owners after driving with their high beams for 2 hours straight at 11pm

[mint ridge]

not really, people think he teased about the update coming yesterday, but as the update didn't come, they feel offended.

[rich crow]

you could be living a normal life then next thing you know, you're a meme

[stray violet]

HTP Harold

[rich crow]

offended lol

[topaz ibex]

I dont know English

[rich crow]

[stray violet]

Not even offended

Disrespected

Misinformed

Fooled

Bamboozled

Trolled even

[rich crow]

yeah how dare all of our assumptions be wrong

[rich crow]

Wow

[topaz ibex]

Walter

[stray violet]

Bro

[rich crow]

White

[stray violet]

Billy's name has 5 letters

[rich crow]

🤨

[stray violet]

The update is coming out at 5 pm today

[topaz ibex]

Hahaha

[rich crow]

5:01 to be exact

because i = 1

[stray violet]

He is rifacting rn

[rich crow]

🐔

Comms officer has 12 letters in its name, the update is coming out at 12:00

😳

[stray violet]

[rich crow]

Confirmed 100%

:0

the devs are really giving a lot of possibilities

[stray violet]

Bruh y'all are so dumb

The Axlebolt role is yellow

Yellow has 6 letters

The update comes out the 6th of September

At 5:01 pm

[worn veldt]

Why not at 6:00 pm?

[rich crow]

me omw to download ultrakill demo

[stray violet]

This is why

[worn veldt]

Than why at 5:01 pm?

Why 1 min after

[rich crow]

If I change the time in my phone to 6th of September at 5:01pm does that count

[stray violet]

Smort

Qqqqqq

[warped lichen]

Standoff 2 is 5 yrs old, is it something out in the 5th of September?

[mint ridge]

no.

[warped lichen]

Lmao

I was up

Jk

[stray violet]

Competitive has 11 letters (competitive pack reference) so it has to release on September 11

Waitttttt

[rich crow]

How about

[stray violet]

Not that date

[warped lichen]

2001?

[stray violet]

[rich crow]

Standoff has 8 letters

[proper gyro]

9/11/22

[rich crow]

[proper gyro]

for Europeans and normal people thats 11/9/22

[rich crow]

me fr

[warped lichen]

Ikr

[rich crow]

It'll be out on 8, and since it is season 4, it'll be april

8th april

:0

2023=???

[stray violet]

So the update comes out on November for the rest of the world

[proper gyro]

no

[rich crow]

bruh

😠

[proper gyro]

if you want

22/9/11

🗿

[stray violet]

Gerflumber

[proper gyro]

pick your poison:
9/11/22
11/9/22
22/9/11

[stray violet]

1

I get update 2 months earlier 😈

[rich crow]

where's 22/11/9

[proper gyro]

thats uh 2022 November 9th

[cedar raft]

9/11/2001

[stray violet]

[proper gyro]

buy it 1000% mark up

😈

[stray violet]

@void bronzereena Free Fire

[rich crow]

🦛

[proper gyro]

@void bronzey omg

[cedar raft]

@void bronzerfield

[rich crow]

Bypass!!!1111

[proper gyro]

🗿

[cedar raft]

@void bronzeet out pls

[proper gyro]

@rich crowy omg

[cedar raft]

Fu

[rich crow]

Emberiphy

[proper gyro]

y omg

[rich crow]

playing ultrakill rn 😈

[stray violet]

Harmless

[worn veldt]

@void bronzes station 🤠

[rich crow]

i just opened the game

[stray violet]

Noob

[rich crow]

pig

bet

[stray violet]

[rich crow]

mankind is dead, blood is fuel, hell is full (pigging)

[mint ridge]

brub.

[buoyant lagoon]

@mint ridge why will the pass be so expensive?

[rich crow]

Where is the update?

[stray violet]

It's only like 8 dollars

[worn veldt]

For yours*

[stray violet]

Copium

[rich crow]

bruh i got a bluescreen

[stray violet]

For bad gameplay

[rich crow]

#📸│photos

[deft coral]

suuuwiiii

[stray violet]

Real money

[worn veldt]

It makes 145,52 money in here

🗿

[tacit olive]

[warped lichen]

Headshot -20 thx axlebolt

[lost hill]

Does anyone know when the update comes on?

[rich crow]

no.

🐓

[lost hill]

Seems legit

[rich crow]

if there's nothing new in #📋│release-notes then the update hasn't come out

should be simple to understand

[lost hill]

Ok i just joined

Tnx tho

[rich crow]

i havnt this channel lol

[worn veldt]

[rich crow]

How is this even possible bruh

@rich crow wsg Ember

[lost hill]

I rhink u need to agree the checkbox

Think*

[rich crow]

idk

[lost hill]

On welcome channel

Or somethin

[rich crow]

Hi Rose

oh nvm I hid a few channels

XD

[rich crow]

nah bruh i literally just got another one on the same exact place 😭

[worn veldt]

Lol

[rich crow]

hi

For those who are able to actually play the game with 6 fingers on a phone, you aren't from this planet I swear

[worn veldt]

I can't play with 4 fingers

🗿

[hexed igloo]

Chicken sandwich

[hidden marlin]

I cant even play with 2 finger

[rich crow]

Lmaoo

[hidden marlin]

1 finger gang

[rich crow]

Nah bruh, atp don't even play the game lmao

💀

[hexed igloo]

bro got the all in one button

[rich crow]

Cold Flame

[hexed igloo]

never choose snow camo

[stray violet]

Assistive touch

[rich crow]

Snow came so bad

Ngl

Camo*

[hexed igloo]

Snow what

[stray violet]

[hexed igloo]

😟

both

[rich crow]

Cold Flame

[stray violet]

Please do that

Butterfly overrated

[hidden marlin]

not really

cool anims

please name a knife with better anims

[stray violet]

Literally any other knife

[hidden marlin]

and thats from a person who only ever had a tanto

[hidden marlin]

unbased

[mint ridge]

tanto has a better animation.

[hidden marlin]

literal as5

[rich crow]

So you be saying that a knife like the Butterfly who doesn't even cost 3K G, has cool animation and inspection is overrated?
What are you on bruv? 💀💀💀

[proper gyro]

nab i thought u hated tanto

[rich crow]

I mean yeah
This is something I could agree with

[mint ridge]

my fan is not making a noise whatsoever.

[hidden marlin]

HOW

[proper gyro]

yea...butterfly, karambit and m9 are overrated since the start of this game

[hidden marlin]

I have tanto and I like butterfly anims better

[stray violet]

Ask any bozo from this community what knife would they like. They'll say butterfly. Animations are long, klunky, noisy, and just distract you. The game is a shooter, not a knife trick competition

[hidden marlin]

m9 especially

[lost hill]

True

[rich crow]

Nah M3L
The animations of Tanto are actually pretty nice, you can't disagree
It's kinda slow true, but the knife skins and its animations are something abive expected

They've done a great job

[proper gyro]

bro its a mini sword

its literally meant to be slow

[hidden marlin]

ill still go with tanto tho the skins and just generally the concept of it looks really clean

[proper gyro]

gotta flex that blade

[hidden marlin]

even that nuclear waste one

[proper gyro]

transistor is just hella bad

saw it in game by a chinese guy and lalanabbdjsksn

[hidden marlin]

but I stand with my statement butterfly is cool

[proper gyro]

it was bad in game

[sterile mirage]

Any other fellow 2 thumb player ?

[hidden marlin]

transition?

[rich crow]

Because it's one of the the most appreciated knives in every single possible games that has it lmao?
The knife inspection isn't even that gold though, dk what you be talkin' about
Best knives in the gamez when it comes to animations are the M9, Butterfly, Tanto and maybe even JKommando

[hidden marlin]

yeah it just clips when you go from view to fire or I guess swing

[cedar raft]

No i use 20 fingers to play

[proper gyro]

jk used to be a reskin m9 :dark_trol:

[sterile mirage]

😳

[buoyant lichen]

When the update axlee

[rich crow]

Facts but the new animation is way better

[cedar raft]

Atheist Bale sup

[stray violet]

"appreciated" because the majority of the fan base are kids who think butterfly knives are cool

[cedar raft]

My name is Christian Bale

[hidden marlin]

unbased m9 is garbage literally default knife and its one of the more expensive knives in the game

[proper gyro]

id rather own a real balisong than a pixel one

[junior jetty]

Guyz

The game keep saying can’t connect to the server

[floral compass]

AceDrgn#0377 has been warned

Reason: Duplicated text

[cedar raft]

Duck

[hidden marlin]

been happening since last night

[junior jetty]

😓 i can see some of my random friends are playing

[hidden marlin]

I think it depends on your region

[junior jetty]

Meat

[rich crow]

Like put it this way on go on csgo for example
One of the first knives that you'd buy in there is going to be the Butterfly, after M9 and Karambit
The price, animations and the skins for this Butterfly that we currently have on Standoff 2 are more than enough lmao

[junior jetty]

Well I tried to change

[hidden marlin]

lard

[cedar raft]

Ay

[hidden marlin]

idk ask standoff support

[cedar raft]

Stop right there you criminal scùm

[junior jetty]

How can i?

[gloomy hamlet]

dead update

[hidden marlin]

@silk moth

[stray violet]

And now you're telling me in what order to buy knives in a game i don't even play. Congratulations

[proper gyro]

have you tried reading #793960560655335474

[hidden marlin]

fr they made us wait for too long

[cedar raft]

Lets abandon the game and teach Axlebolt a lesson to update their game on time next time

[proper gyro]

jokes on you id actually get talon first

[hidden marlin]

LOL

[gloomy hamlet]

?

[proper gyro]

then falchion

flip

[hidden marlin]

earn it by ranking up in the game (impossible)

[proper gyro]

and the newer knives

[cedar raft]

Lies with my homie named cheater we rank up everyday

[void bronze]

is talon skimpier karambit

[proper gyro]

bold of you to assume for me to buy the bfk first

[void bronze]

or am i wrong

[proper gyro]

the better looking karambit

[gloomy hamlet]

When the update comes we'll all be dead

[void bronze]

yeah

[hidden marlin]

yes 35 kdr teammate

[gloomy hamlet]

[cedar raft]

Dm them then show them that ur good

[rich crow]

Can tell the same thing on Combat Master too then
Can tell the same thing on Critical Ops too then
In almost every single game that the Butterfly it it's a game where they aprpecuate that knife lmao
Same thing goes for Standoff 2 🤷🏻‍♂️

[robust sand]

Hm

[stray violet]

Nah man you gotta buy the butterfly. Do it for the 10 year olds

[cedar raft]

By showing them ur rank

[hidden marlin]

What are you talking about at this point

[void bronze]

why no one talks about kunai

[stray violet]

Again. Playerbase is literally just kids

[void bronze]

[jolly fox]

It's not that good

[proper gyro]

BRO id rather not, and get the gut gamma instead to piss them off

[hybrid glacier]

Guys, which is better between Jko and Tanto?

[jolly fox]

Too thin

[cedar raft]

Screenshot i guess

[rich crow]

Kunai is nice ngl
I had the Poison skin on it

[void bronze]

tanto is literally a sheet of metal

[hidden marlin]

wrong

combat master is toddlers

[stray violet]

[cedar raft]

Ye

[jolly fox]

We choose extremes:

[void bronze]

bhow

[proper gyro]

bro all blades were once were

[onyx pasture]

Update

[hidden marlin]

no?

[flint wren]

[void bronze]

i forgotr

[jolly fox]

Wrong they were a block

• 🤓

[cedar raft]

U scared me for a sec i thought the update was here

[hidden marlin]

pretty sure tanto knives are forged not pressed

[junior jetty]

The game is literally broken

[onyx pasture]

Lol 😂😂

[proper gyro]

wrong they were lumps of metal

[stray violet]

Me after making dual daggers with the cool rocks in my backyard:

[junior jetty]

Idk what should i play now

Aghhhh

[void bronze]

i mean

[onyx pasture]

The update will never come

[void bronze]

name one mobile game in a good state

rn

[hidden marlin]

idk minecraft

[rich crow]

Bruh that's not even a point
It doesn't mean that the knife is overrated lmao
The knife just simoly has cool animations and a decent price to be bought, that's it. You don't have to make mental gymnastics to get these simple points

[void bronze]

[jolly fox]

Wrong they were minerals

This not minecraft

Get your head out of the computer

[proper gyro]

wrong they are atoms

[cedar raft]

I am gonna spam dm the whole of Axlebolt

[hidden marlin]

metals are not minerals

have you read a periodic table?

[cedar raft]

Ye they are metals

[jolly fox]

Wrong they are quarks

[junior jetty]

Btw y knives are so expensive? Just bc of it’s animation?

[stray violet]

You're typing huge paragraphs and no one is agreeing with you. Hmmm

[orchid root]

comp works?

[void bronze]

its rare

[cedar raft]

Ye

For me at least

[jolly fox]

Read context idjit

[stray violet]

Exclusivity

[junior jetty]

Yes it’s but is there any other merit of it?

[orchid root]

:av1_anim:

[jolly fox]

HWHA

🐔

[hidden marlin]

wat

[orchid root]

[onyx pasture]

Guys guys guys

[proper gyro]

literally nothing else other than it looks cool. some of them.

[hidden marlin]

yes

[onyx pasture]

Big announcement

[junior jetty]

💀

[rich crow]

[junior jetty]

Yes sir

[stray violet]

Ancient M9/jkommando:

[hidden marlin]

cosmetics

[jolly fox]

Chris chan escaped (lies)

[junior jetty]

Please say that the bug is fix

[onyx pasture]

Sponch bob just said update will come on 1 September

[rich crow]

what bug

[hidden marlin]

you could be the best player in the game and not have any skins

[junior jetty]

True

[jolly fox]

This fusion of letters to make flags

[hidden marlin]

cause skins are just cosmetic

[junior jetty]

But I’m literally not gonna spend a single penny fr

[proper gyro]

jw for a couple of years

[hidden marlin]

wat

[junior jetty]

Can’t connect to the server

[jolly fox]

: will never even reach master

[stray violet]

Weeks even

[hidden marlin]

days????

[junior jetty]

😓

[stray violet]

[void bronze]

JW

man

[onyx pasture]

@solar pecan when will update come

[void bronze]

where is he now

[proper gyro]

man doesnt watches csgo tourneys how sad

[proper gyro]

idk

[rich crow]

When they first released the update where they've added the M9
I thought the Ancient skin had like piece of cookies on it and I was like "tf is this piece of 💩?"

[proper gyro]

still on fnatic?

[jolly fox]

Outside discord

[void bronze]

i think

idk

[jolly fox]

Anyways bye

[stray violet]

Literally looks like if they shoved it up their аss and took it out

[void bronze]

get elite rank

[rich crow]

LMFAO

[void bronze]

play

[stray violet]

Looks even worse on low graphics

[pseudo rover]

maybe he meant on discord

[void bronze]

you need to be elite ingame

[proper gyro]

literally

[void bronze]

then send scr6

[proper gyro]

have to play

[void bronze]

screenshot

[void bronze]

i thought you're banned

😭😭😭

[pseudo rover]

?

oh xd

[void bronze]

you're like

banned from every platform

[junior jetty]

Patric bateman

[stray violet]

@proper gyro yo do i change my PFP to that buff asap in #📸│photos

[proper gyro]

i cannot for the life of me take this man seriously

[void bronze]

[void bronze]

who

[proper gyro]

yes.

[stray violet]

[proper gyro]

anyone name themselves as Andrew tate or is andrew tate

[void bronze]

oh

[pseudo rover]

lmao

[rich crow]

He is playing a character at least 80% of the times to get even more fame
People who hate on him adn tried to "expose" him made him even more famous and didn't do anything 💀💀💀

[junior jetty]

What color is your buggati?

[stray violet]

[pseudo rover]

someone has a brain

[void bronze]

blue

[junior jetty]

W

[void bronze]

chiron

[junior jetty]

How to get the legend title

[stray violet]

Centodiecci

[junior jetty]

Centipede

[stray violet]

LVN

[cedar raft]

GUYS The update is here!!!!!

[void bronze]

either be legend ingame

or ask mods

[stray violet]

[void bronze]

[sweet flare]

Cap

[junior jetty]

I don’t it’ll be easy

[candid hawk]

morning guys

[junior jetty]

What

[void bronze]

yeah

[rich crow]

Gm man

[junior jetty]

Is the update out?

[rich crow]

No

[junior jetty]

😓

[candid hawk]

gn then

[void bronze]

(real)

[barren bane]

Gm

[junior jetty]

It’s 2:05

[barren bane]

Me too

[stray violet]

Nice India time

[candid hawk]

im in asia

[junior jetty]

Lmao yes

[barren bane]

Im in poland

[cedar raft]

Not caping guys i swear the update is here

[candid hawk]

nah

[teal wedge]

Aus here it's 6:35pm

[junior jetty]

No

[cedar raft]

Since when is poland near romania

[junior jetty]

I just checked