💬│english-chat

[onyx pasture]

with the s

[unkempt osprey]

Germany

[vale sparrow]

nc

[vale sparrow]

without

[onyx pasture]

yeah lol

[vale sparrow]

xd

[verbal sun]

Where of spain?

[unkempt osprey]

Nc

[vale sparrow]

anyways ill go wait yt

[onyx pasture]

after 10 min i will go to school

[quaint lily]

pm

[vale sparrow]

in Catalunya

Lleida

my ip next

xd

jk

[verbal sun]

Jajaja aguantar a los franceses 🤮

[vale sparrow]

ya

[plush bane]

Better call saul ok gif

[vale sparrow]

ill go wait anomaly

[verbal sun]

Al menos tienes ibai al lado

[vale sparrow]

cya

[vale sparrow]

es verdad

[woven tulip]

Not to long ago I transferred 10 gold into 100 coins by accident

I was pissed in myself Fr

[vale sparrow]

i dont have the spanish keyboard man...

welp

cya

[verbal sun]

U crazy

[woven tulip]

It was an accident

[verbal sun]

I do it to but u crzy

[woven tulip]

I got so mad in myself I sold a sticker just to get my gold back

Which I regret

A lot

[verbal sun]

Jajaaj why Men?

What sticker?

[rich crow]

which one

[unkempt osprey]

Text me when you are on the game and if I don't respond I'm or asleep or not on discord

[rich crow]

which sticker

[unkempt osprey]

Same I was so pissed man at myself

[woven tulip]

It was the cheapest and most recent the jubilee 5

[rich crow]

💀

thats only 12g man

[odd coyote]

🤓

[woven tulip]

Yeah I know

[rich crow]

@odd coyote what did you mean?

[rich crow]

thats nothing

[odd coyote]

💀

im trolling

04:51

[woven tulip]

It ain’t like I got anything worth more than 20g

My whole inv worth bout 35g

[rich crow]

damn

mine around 850-900k

[woven tulip]

Acquire it from dropping money?

[jovial lintel]

server is back?

[rich crow]

idk

[hidden marlin]

e

[lime flume]

idk

[covert wraith]

Yo guys ready for the ultimate bait tomorrow?

@hallow canopy app?

[hallow canopy]

Prisma 3D

[covert wraith]

Ty

[lime flume]

I can't take it anymore

[covert wraith]

[woven tulip]

Yes

I’m ready to not believe anything even if it’s confirmed by axlebolt themselves

[covert wraith]

Lmao

Fr

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[hexed igloo]

i love juicy apple

[brittle knoll]

Your llama mama

[hexed igloo]

sell it

[ornate tusk]

anyone know if they will include the gyroscope in the game?

[hexed igloo]

no

[covert wraith]

@stray violet

Ewalk

[pearl osprey]

Grind on season, not very effective but ok

[unkempt osprey]

Update?

[void bronze]

leg chat

leg chat

[covert wraith]

leg chat

[unkempt osprey]

leg chat

[lean valley]

Its update?

[paper tangle]

ga

[mellow rover]

Upadeta?

[topaz bone]

Update ain’t here be quiet

[mellow rover]

Donwgrade?

[paper tangle]

someone wanna tell him what he did before

[covert wraith]

Imagine that lmao

[rich crow]

were are the update?

cmon axlebolt

Axlebolt rn is literally me holding my poop

[rich crow]

xD

[void bronze]

constipation

[rich crow]

@solar pecan update?

[muted moon]

Where is update?😭

[hexed igloo]

tomorrow

if you wake up

[rich crow]

😑

[muted moon]

kk

[rich crow]

im go to work at 07.00 pm

[muted moon]

I just woke up

[hybrid glacier]

Bruh

Always tomorrow

[muted moon]

Yea

[rich crow]

yea

[pearl osprey]

I forgor to say free 💀

[pallid mango]

When is the update releasing?

[muted moon]

Today

[hybrid glacier]

N E V E R

[rich crow]

maybe tomorrow

or in 2 years

[muted moon]

I think today

[hybrid glacier]

Haha

[pallid mango]

Tomorrow i guess

1 sept

🤡

[hybrid glacier]

I skipped school just to wait for the update

[muted moon]

Cuz they already gave some YouTubers build of 0.20.0

[pallid mango]

Imagine

[muted moon]

LMAO

[pallid mango]

Send me @muted moon

[rich crow]

Hi

[muted moon]

Dm

[rich crow]

I'm new here

[rich crow]

30 february 😂😂😂

[hybrid glacier]

Welcome

[rich crow]

@hybrid glacier thanks dude

[hybrid glacier]

I'll just pretend that there won't be any update

[rich crow]

8.45 now

haha

[unkempt osprey]

If I found some photos of the update can I put them on screenshots?

[rich crow]

yea

What's your favourite weapon #everyone

[odd coyote]

._.

Seoason4 die 💀

[rich crow]

Damn...

lol

the knife...

[odd coyote]

06:09

Now

[hybrid glacier]

So big

[rich crow]

xD

[hybrid glacier]

AWM

[rich crow]

My fav weapon is AK-47

[rich crow]

but its white

😑😂

[hybrid glacier]

Haha

[odd coyote]

small

💀

[hybrid glacier]

Sed

[rich crow]

u are small

xd

[odd coyote]

💀

Lmao

[rich crow]

😂

[unkempt osprey]

@odd coyote @hybrid glacier idk if the photos are real or not @hallow canopy

[odd coyote]

Fake

[hybrid glacier]

It's fake

[unkempt osprey]

Idk

[odd coyote]

%100

Fake

[rich crow]

who have gold?

[odd coyote]

bro its ios 💀

[unkempt osprey]

I've found them

[hybrid glacier]

Me

[odd coyote]

And uptade

[rich crow]

nice

[rich crow]

nice bro

[limpid oxide]

Hola

[rich crow]

There are nice emojis btw

[hybrid glacier]

Soy Dora

[unkempt osprey]

Maybe from a YouTuber idk

[rich crow]

[odd coyote]

i have litte ss

[gray bluff]

[odd coyote]

Leak

Uptade

I can send on dm

[limpid oxide]

[unkempt osprey]

Send

[gray bluff]

Hai că Ayx :))

[rich crow]

[unkempt osprey]

R3 cf

[rich crow]

te am confundat scz

😂

[gray bluff]

Abia m-am trezit , u?

[odd coyote]

Add fr

[unkempt osprey]

Eu am stat toată noaptea treaz și sunt plictisit acum

[unkempt osprey]

Ok

[hybrid glacier]

"shiver my timbers"

[gray bluff]

Proasta alegere ai făcut :))

[rich crow]

@unkempt osprey si tu astepti?

[unkempt osprey]

Da

[limpid oxide]

Quien para jugar en competitivo @here

[rich crow]

@odd coyote just did

[lean valley]

@odd coyote send

[rich crow]

eu care am munca 😂

[hybrid glacier]

@jade reef give us gold

[lean valley]

Ba coaie da mult mai trb sa astept

[unkempt osprey]

Mi-am dat seama:)):):))

[gray bluff]

@rich crow @unkempt osprey hai sa nu mai vorbim in romana că ne sparg ăștia :))

[rich crow]

lasa i

[lean valley]

Sa nu ii sparg eu imd

[gray bluff]

Îți dă ban :))

[rich crow]

a ok

i like gold

😂

[gray bluff]

:))

[rich crow]

Does anyone know the reedem code?

[gray bluff]

Nope

[rich crow]

dontputmycockinurmom

[lean valley]

Today will be the updat

[rich crow]

try it

😂

[gray bluff]

Nope

[rich crow]

Very funny btw

[gray bluff]

Update tomorrow:))

[hidden patio]

speak english or the admins will give you a ban

[rich crow]

no

in 30 feb.

[hidden patio]

Hahaha

[rich crow]

haha

u copy me?

😑

[rich crow]

yes

[odd coyote]

Ded çed 💀

[hybrid glacier]

Can I get gold instead of ban? Haha

[gray bluff]

My rank

Hahahahahahah

[rich crow]

That's nice

[odd coyote]

my rank

[rich crow]

my rank

[gray bluff]

Ahhh

Sorry

[hidden patio]

What?

[gray bluff]

[hybrid glacier]

Same

[gray bluff]

My rank

😂

[rich crow]

im g3 now

[hybrid glacier]

Nothing, sir haha

[gray bluff]

Im legend :))

[rich crow]

my medal

[hybrid glacier]

I am g3 but I lost 2 matches 😭

[rich crow]

I have silver 2

[gray bluff]

my medal '))

[hybrid glacier]

Now g2

[gray bluff]

xD

[rich crow]

my stickers

[hybrid glacier]

OooOooO

[unkempt osprey]

Ok ok

[rich crow]

my rank

[gray bluff]

I kill you man

[rich crow]

[floral compass]

Maty#6720 has been warned

Reason: Posted a link

[gray bluff]

It's my stickers

[rich crow]

xD

@gray bluff dm

these are mine

[hybrid glacier]

my goal for S4

[rich crow]

me too

my goal for s4

[vernal lichen]

[lean valley]

You wanna hear a good joke?

[rich crow]

No

[gray bluff]

@rich crow
don't write to me privately anymore

[lean valley]

Ok ill do it

[unkempt osprey]

[lean valley]

Whta time is in russia

Its time for update

[covert wraith]

69:420

[paper tangle]

The hell am I reading here

[lean valley]

Xddd

[rich crow]

It's 5:22 bro

[rich crow]

yes i will

[lean valley]

In russia? @rich crow

[unkempt osprey]

Idk :)))))

[rich crow]

6:22

@lean valley no

I'm from Czech Republic 🇨🇿 there is another time

[hallow canopy]

the update pics are fake

[gray bluff]

@leaden radish Good morning, can you tell me if there is an update today?

[cedar raft]

Its 5:23

[rich crow]

@cedar raft yes

in my country its 6.23

[cedar raft]

Time traveler

[rich crow]

i know

[lean valley]

@gray bluff ca o sa iti si zica =))

[hybrid glacier]

I don't think there will ever be 💀

[gray bluff]

4:32 :))

[rich crow]

germany?

[gray bluff]

Yes

'))

[rich crow]

nice

Omggg

I can't say that

[paper tangle]

Don't ping devs

[rich crow]

im moving in germany in 3-4 years

[unkempt osprey]

Bruh ok I get it but people pls stop jump on me because some photos I found I didn't say the photos are true man wtf

[gray bluff]

Why?

[rich crow]

aüf der heide

[wintry whale]

youuuuuuu

[cedar raft]

Bro here in germany is 5:24

[paper tangle]

You wanna get banned?

[lean valley]

Cuz you will get banned. @gray bluff

[unkempt osprey]

I'm already in Germany )

[rich crow]

xD

[paper tangle]

English only

[hybrid glacier]

I wanna get gold, not ban

[hallow canopy]

Ok

[lean valley]

Xddd

[cedar raft]

Shhh

[paper tangle]

stop begging and get a job

[gray bluff]

I only asked him a question, I didn't bother him

[rich crow]

Did Germans understand?

[hybrid glacier]

I'm joking chill haha

[cedar raft]

XD

[gray bluff]

xD

[hybrid glacier]

I already have gold lol

[cedar raft]

Ofc we do

[unkempt osprey]

True

[rich crow]

Erika🙋‍♂️

[gray bluff]

Nope :))

[cedar raft]

Stop

[rich crow]

Ok chill

[wintry whale]

@gray bluff best player in Germany XD

[lean valley]

@gray bluff dm

[paper tangle]

Same thing they don't care if you ask them a question, if you ping one of them high chance you're getting banned

[rich crow]

It's song about flower just chill

[unkempt osprey]

Bro it is true here is now 5:26))))

[hybrid glacier]

...

[stray violet]

Me

[rich crow]

Anyone's here?

[hybrid glacier]

Nope

[paper tangle]

You

[rich crow]

Oh damn

[hybrid glacier]

We are all dead

[rich crow]

It's Chernobyl?

Ciao guys

[hybrid glacier]

Where in Russia are the devs? Just wondering ;-;

[lean valley]

Moscow maybe

[rich crow]

Ooooooh

Moscow Moscow

And more i don't know

[rich crow]

When did you become legend???

Cap

[void bronze]

adren

[lean valley]

The new knife will be in the pass?

[rich crow]

Hmmmm

[rich crow]

Yea

[hybrid glacier]

Yes

[lean valley]

😦

[paper tangle]

Adren was giving them the roles about 12 hours ago

[rich crow]

I want just pass where i can get free items bro

[hybrid glacier]

Why sad?

[rich crow]

Or there maybe a new collection

[rich crow]

Buh

[lean valley]

@hybrid glacier cuz i want to buy it with fold

Gold

[void bronze]

you can buy it once its on the market

[hybrid glacier]

Ohh

[rich crow]

Why is everyone have golds here?

[covert wraith]

@stray violet #📸│photos i got a emote for your server

[hybrid glacier]

I also wanna buy 1000 gold 😭

[rich crow]

I have 2.00 golds

[paper tangle]

I think Butter, Nox , the fat rat, Zani, Nekro, that one guy who was elite, and I think someone else

they got legend role

[hybrid glacier]

To buy gloves

[rich crow]

Cause that's the currency

[void bronze]

pro

[stray violet]

[hybrid glacier]

Hahaha

[lean valley]

Yesterday all the devs was listening on spotify music names Today

[void bronze]

ok

[hybrid glacier]

Yep

[void bronze]

but it was yesterday

[lean valley]

I know

[paper tangle]

that doesn't mean anything but ok man

[hybrid glacier]

Yesterday was the update but we all missed?

Haha

[void bronze]

yeah

[rich crow]

No

[lean valley]

@paper tangle R3 got muted

[void bronze]

its a lie

[lean valley]

🤣🤣

[paper tangle]

don't care

[void bronze]

dont trust them

who's R3

[rich crow]

@void bronze

[void bronze]

@rich crow

[rich crow]

Sorry for ping

[paper tangle]

don't know and don't care

[void bronze]

i am sincerely

[woven tulip]

I missed it? 😧

[rich crow]

Thank you

[woven tulip]

Yes I did

[hybrid glacier]

Yes

[rich crow]

What

[paper tangle]

He only gave out the role to the people he knows

[void bronze]

its just a discord role anyways

[stray violet]

Damn i don't have perms. It's spoopys server

[void bronze]

its not gonna give you the rank ingame

[woven tulip]

I need social acceptance

[void bronze]

be acceptable

[paper tangle]

me who has it ingame

[void bronze]

which you are rn

[void bronze]

How

[paper tangle]

@stray violet mfw

[void bronze]

you cheat

[paper tangle]

all skill

[void bronze]

you cheeto

[hybrid glacier]

Teach us, Master

[void bronze]

cheesy finger tips

[paper tangle]

/using my teammates as bait

[hybrid glacier]

Haha

[paper tangle]

which didn't help one bit

and but I still did it anyways

[woven tulip]

Gn people

[void bronze]

gn

[lean valley]

Gm

[unkempt osprey]

By my team I'm the bait 🪤)))

[rich crow]

Gn

[paper tangle]

gn

At least you guys go legend rn

got*

[rich crow]

Ahoj

[paper tangle]

No

[stray violet]

[paper tangle]

What happened to the skinny rat

[rich crow]

Jak se máte?

[paper tangle]

English only

[rich crow]

Yay

Sorry

[paper tangle]

when are you coming over btw

[rich crow]

How are you?

[void bronze]

squish

[stray violet]

Algum tx 🦉

[paper tangle]

I'ma choke you once I get there

[stray violet]

Omg

[paper tangle]

(as a joke)

[stray violet]

Such manly force

[paper tangle]

squish

[stray violet]

[hybrid glacier]

Are golds now available?

[rich crow]

[paper tangle]

But do you want chicken wing instead

[rich crow]

[stray violet]

No

Bruh i shaved and my smooth chin is weeiiiiiird

It be like

[rich crow]

Fly

[paper tangle]

I like your cut g

[rich crow]

If you can't fly,run

If you cant run,walk

[paper tangle]

Just like the fresh cut you got last time

[rich crow]

If you can't walk, crawl

But that all means

Keep moving

[unkempt osprey]

Bro I want phoenix but I'm stuck in gold 3

[void bronze]

have some chicken

have some pie

[red cradle]

最新版本apk已经发布了吗？

[paper tangle]

have some water

[paper tangle]

No and English only

[rich crow]

Deez nuts

[void bronze]

insane

[red cradle]

Has the latest version of the apk been released yet?

[paper tangle]

so funny

[lean valley]

No

[paper tangle]

I just said no

[void bronze]

he's getting apks

[lean valley]

😆

[void bronze]

and not from the playstore

[rich crow]

@paper tangle thanks

[paper tangle]

he's getting the hack ready

[paper tangle]

sarcasm

[rich crow]

I know

[hybrid glacier]

Haha

[paper tangle]

I get mine from the market

[void bronze]

what

[rich crow]

1-5 i free Steam game

[void bronze]

g

[rich crow]

From us( From Czechia🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿)

[paper tangle]

the market

[void bronze]

i love czech

[rich crow]

Oh

[void bronze]

🇵🇭

[rich crow]

Bro

[void bronze]

favorite country

[hybrid glacier]

Filipino?

[rich crow]

That's Filipnines

[paper tangle]

ain't that the Philippines flag

[void bronze]

no

i think

thats

[paper tangle]

I think you pulled a racism there

[void bronze]

NOOO

😭

[hybrid glacier]

Haha

[rich crow]

Why are you soo

But

[paper tangle]

well technically you kill through disease so probably not racism

[rich crow]

The Mafia 1 definitive edition is free on Steam

Us game😁🇨🇿

[void bronze]

cool

[rich crow]

We be happy if you play it:)

[void bronze]

its not free

only 65% off

[rich crow]

It is

[paper tangle]

it's never free

[void bronze]

[rich crow]

It is

Wait

[warped lichen]

Hii

[paper tangle]

I don't even have to check

It's never free

[rich crow]

1 September

[paper tangle]

Ello rose

[warped lichen]

^^

[void bronze]

go to schoo then

FART

farrrrtt

[paper tangle]

go to school then

[rich crow]

Mafia is celebrating 20 years

[paper tangle]

How are you doing

[void bronze]

its random

now go away

[rich crow]

1-5 September is free

[warped lichen]

As always

U?

[paper tangle]

somehow good

[void bronze]

too bad my laptop cant run it

[paper tangle]

just doing some work for college

[rich crow]

Bruh

[warped lichen]

Ooh Nicee

[paper tangle]

like College Algebra and Computer Science

[void bronze]

what if it wont rain

[rich crow]

Btw if you still don't have it look at twitter of Mafia and you must read the new post

😄

[paper tangle]

Are you going to get master's again in the new season or you're gonna stick with a white name?

[warped lichen]

Idk

Bcuz master is too hard for me rn

[paper tangle]

He no grind

[paper tangle]

Sucks

[warped lichen]

Ye

[paper tangle]

for me personally I'm not gonna get Legend this time

just lazy

[warped lichen]

Np

[paper tangle]

and I have college so yea

[warped lichen]

I have school too

And I don’t want my free time to be just so2

[rich crow]

I go to school at 13 September

[paper tangle]

True

It's a waste of time tbh

[rich crow]

We have reconstruction at school now

[warped lichen]

Ye

[paper tangle]

Like it's not fun like it used to be and loads of people are now completely complaining about the hackers or cheaters, or to fix the servers, game etc

[warped lichen]

In 1 week I have school

[paper tangle]

oof

[warped lichen]

The holidays went by too fast

[rich crow]

Yes

But Christmas is close

[paper tangle]

I started 2 weeks ago

so I think I'll be fine

[void bronze]

christmas is like

3 months away

[warped lichen]

Oh

[void bronze]

[rich crow]

Yes

But that's fast

[warped lichen]

In December is my bday tho

[paper tangle]

it's all good tho

I just gotta do my work and I'll be fine

[rich crow]

@warped lichen mine too😁

[unkempt osprey]

When

[paper tangle]

Nice

[unkempt osprey]

December when

[paper tangle]

happy early birthday btw

[warped lichen]

Thx

[warped lichen]

Thx^^

[warped lichen]

14

[rich crow]

Just like my frined

Friend

[unkempt osprey]

I'm in 6. December 6

[rich crow]

He have 14 too

@unkempt osprey ahahhahhaa

[warped lichen]

Nicee

[rich crow]

I'm in 7 December

[unkempt osprey]

I have a friend in December 2

[warped lichen]

My best friend has 2 December his bday

[unkempt osprey]

Lmaoooo

[unkempt osprey]

Sameeee

Idk

[warped lichen]

December >>>> any other month

[rich crow]

Btw 7 is happy number 😁

[lean valley]

Im 29 december

[rich crow]

@warped lichen no

[lean valley]

Yes

[rich crow]

Nn

[unkempt osprey]

Bro we are December gang)))

[paper tangle]

Cool

[rich crow]

Oh yeah

We are

[paper tangle]

sarcasm

[rich crow]

Just stop with it dude

[paper tangle]

@unkempt osprey btw you gotta stop talking in the so2 chat

[rich crow]

What's wrong with you?

[unkempt osprey]

Huh I can't talk here?

[rich crow]

Anyone didn't ask you

[paper tangle]

No like you should've stopped it a long time ago cuz now it's getting worse

[unkempt osprey]

Wut i don't get it in can't talk here or what?

[rich crow]

@paper tangle we are just talking

[paper tangle]

I meant on the #📸│photos

[rich crow]

Just go away if you don't like it bruuh

[unkempt osprey]

I understand ok ok

[rich crow]

@unkempt osprey let's go create December crew

[unkempt osprey]

)))

[paper tangle]

@unkempt osprey yea sorry about that I'm lil tired cuz of the college work I had to do

[unkempt osprey]

Np np i was not understanding why I can't talk here but it's ok now)))

[paper tangle]

you're free to talk here idm

I was talking about the #📸│photos

my b

[unkempt osprey]

Np

It's ok

[rich crow]

[unkempt osprey]

Sorry about that on #📸│photos @paper tangle

[paper tangle]

It's fine just tone it down a bit or ignore it next time

[unkempt osprey]

Yes of curs

[paper tangle]

cuz the mods have to actively delete those

and it's a pain for them and you

so just ignore it next time

[unkempt osprey]

Oh sorry my bad

I don't speak much on this server so I didn't know

[lean valley]

I want the update 😦

[unkempt osprey]

M too

[rich crow]

Me too

I want pass

[paper tangle]

its fine

[hidden marlin]

who wants to play fibbage ill be on vc

[unkempt osprey]

Ok thanks for bringing that up

[hidden marlin]

no one?

[paper tangle]

Np

[rich crow]

I have a bad news bro

No one want play

Ok

Again Chernobyl

update when bruh

Idk

[proper gyro]

woo

just got back from school

[warped lichen]

Nicee @proper gyro

[strong pendant]

Wooo just me going to school after like 10 minutes

[covert wraith]

Idk

[hexed igloo]

probably

[warped lichen]

@hexed igloo how did u get hacked?

[lean valley]

He click on a link

[void bronze]

he was trying to win an iphone 6

[hidden patio]

Where is Rafael hahaha

[void bronze]

probably sleeping

[hidden patio]

Oh yaya

[stray violet]

[spring nymph]

When is the update

[rich crow]

people really thought that if the servers were down it means the update was going to release

[warped lichen]

Lmao

[void bronze]

down

syndrome

[warped lichen]

How to lose weight fast

[rich crow]

Me when the down

[warped lichen]

I wanna be skinny

[summer plaza]

hello humans

[void bronze]

yes

[quartz zephyr]

i am ur opposite

i wanna put on weight

[warped lichen]

I wanna be skinny

[quartz zephyr]

i am skinny but i wanna put on weight

[gray bluff]

[odd coyote]

update has arrived

!

[quartz zephyr]

Oh yeah

İt is

[warped lichen]

I’m too fat

[quartz zephyr]

And i am too skinny

[warped lichen]

I wanna be that skinny😢

[silent nacelle]

@twilit sail

[thick yoke]

hello mr shelby

how is the peaky foo'in blinders

[hidden marlin]

real

[hot hornet]

😭

[rich crow]

same lmao

i'm just too skinny

[thick yoke]

you big L

[odd coyote]

💀

[cedar raft]

Where

[lean valley]

Where

Lol

[cedar raft]

LOL

[odd coyote]

i eat 💀

[lean valley]

Xddddd

[cedar raft]

XDdd

[lean valley]

Where is the update? @odd coyote

[cedar raft]

Tell us

[odd coyote]

idkkkk

[cedar raft]

But

[lean valley]

Than why u said update arrived,m

?

Then

[thick yoke]

it's arrived

[odd coyote]

🤓

Just joke

[cedar raft]

Where

[rich crow]

Sarcasm, people

[thick yoke]

it will arrive

on

[lean valley]

2029

[thick yoke]

sep 31

[odd coyote]

i eat 🤓

[thick yoke]

i saw it in the files

sep 31

[paper tangle]

Slapped Ham

[thick yoke]

1*

[cedar raft]

Sep??

[odd coyote]

Sep 32 🤓

[cedar raft]

Why

[thick yoke]

im srs sep 31

[lean valley]

It will be before september

[cedar raft]

I dont wanna wait that long

[thick yoke]

it's on Saturday

sep 31

[void bronze]

[odd coyote]

🤓

[covert wraith]

Always

[paper tangle]

What the hel doing

[covert wraith]

Nothing new

[thick yoke]

bro it isss

if u check the calendar it'll make sense

[odd coyote]

i dont care seoason4

[covert wraith]

Ok

[thick yoke]

ah yes seoason

[odd coyote]

give me only diamond chram

🤓

And map

[cedar raft]

Wait a secound

There is no 31 in September

[odd coyote]

💀

[thick yoke]

bro yall took that long

[lean valley]

🤣🤣🤣

[odd coyote]

Max 1 week

Btw

[cedar raft]

I had to check my calendar

[covert wraith]

@rich crow where can i suggest a emote

[paper tangle]

somewhere

[thick yoke]

smh my head

[odd coyote]

i eat so2

delicious

[thick yoke]

i be snorting markers rn

[rich crow]

Send to axmn.

[thick yoke]

literally

axlebolt man

[odd coyote]

i go cops 💀

[covert wraith]

Imagine ax saying ask adren

💀

[thick yoke]

i accidentally just marked the inside of my nose

[paper tangle]

nice

[thick yoke]

and now everytime i breathe i smell markers

[paper tangle]

ew

That sucks

[sullen saddle]

Not update 😦

[odd coyote]

💀go cops

All

[cedar raft]

No sh sherlock

[odd coyote]

Or Minecraft

[thick yoke]

play chess

[covert wraith]

This stickers are goofy

[paper tangle]

bro really telling us to play a game I that don't even have

[reef pilot]

what is with the weirdly edited brazillian looking guy on #📸│photos

[odd coyote]

The chess>so2

💀

[rich crow]

again, what did the bartender say to the sandwich when it entered the bar?

[paper tangle]

what did the bartender say to the sandwich when it entered the bar

[covert wraith]

Sandwich can talk?

[rich crow]

[reef pilot]

what

[cedar raft]

smort

[thick yoke]

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Aroya Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104.

[rich crow]

"We don't serve food."

[thick yoke]

hel

[paper tangle]

ahh that makes sense

[thick yoke]

we need

[cedar raft]

[covert wraith]

funny af

[thick yoke]

to talk about

[cedar raft]

Ofc

[reef pilot]

hel fella

[covert wraith]

💀

[thick yoke]

humor

[paper tangle]

did you get dad humor?

[thick yoke]

bro it's so corny that I'm laughing

[paper tangle]

someone needs to fix hel

[rich crow]

Always had the skills

[thick yoke]

😭

[cedar raft]

💊 who wants my p enlarging pill

[thick yoke]

Hel(p)

[odd coyote]

Help

[thick yoke]

positivity

[paper tangle]

The skills to be a good dad joker

[reef pilot]

would be great to tell a dad joke at the time your wife give birth

[covert wraith]

With?

[odd coyote]

Only help

[lean valley]

.

[cedar raft]

I tought it was only fans

[rich crow]

Why did the man sell his vacuum cleaner?

[covert wraith]

Cant help you if idk with

[thick yoke]

u need to birth someone first

to learn dad jokes

[thick yoke]

why hel

[void bronze]

how

mle pregnancy

male

[paper tangle]

why?

[rich crow]

it was just gathering dust

[paper tangle]

I ain't gonna give birth

[covert wraith]

ALMOST

[thick yoke]

😭

[covert wraith]

I almost said that

💀

[paper tangle]

How many do you have Hel

[thick yoke]

Hel 😭

[paper tangle]

Spare my suffering hel

[thick yoke]

hel bought a whole book

[cedar raft]

You said what?

[thick yoke]

of dad jokes

[cedar raft]

Tell me

[lean valley]

Lets play roblox

[rich crow]

More than you can count

[thick yoke]

@paper tangle

[covert wraith]

Are you sure you want to know?

[rich crow]

So, how do you make holy water?

[reef pilot]

best joke my dad probably said was when he said i was adopted

[paper tangle]

I can't read

[cedar raft]

[thick yoke]

hel just said u can't count

L

[void bronze]

pope blood

[covert wraith]

Can be innapropiated

[paper tangle]

You burn the water

[cedar raft]

Yes go for it

[thick yoke]

you boil the hell out of it?

[covert wraith]

Ok

[rich crow]

You boil the hell out of it

[covert wraith]

Get ready

[thick yoke]

EZ

[rich crow]

damn nice one

[cedar raft]

Aight

[paper tangle]

I said burn

[covert wraith]

Yo mama llama

[paper tangle]

I can English

[lean valley]

Maybe update today =(?

[thick yoke]

He can enger

[cedar raft]

Omg

[covert wraith]

😭

[cedar raft]

How can you say that

[thick yoke]

nightly is englisher

[covert wraith]

Hel pls dont ban

[thick yoke]

britisher

[paper tangle]

Hel qna

[reef pilot]

stop dreaming

[thick yoke]

omg yes

[reef pilot]

sir

[thick yoke]

qna

[cedar raft]

[rich crow]

What do you call a dog that can do magic?

[paper tangle]

but it's dad jokes

[covert wraith]

Hmmm

[paper tangle]

idk

[thick yoke]

what

idk

[rich crow]

A Labracabrador

[thick yoke]

😭

[covert wraith]

Ngl is interesting but not funny

[paper tangle]

I wanna cry

[thick yoke]

these are good ones

same

[cedar raft]

😢

[thick yoke]

😭 😭 😭

[reef pilot]

meth addict

[covert wraith]

Tf

[thick yoke]

this is peak comedy

[covert wraith]

💀

[paper tangle]

hel reached rock bottom

[rich crow]

What do you call a fish without an eye?

[paper tangle]

[cedar raft]

💀

[cedar raft]

Wat?

[lean valley]

Ransom best song

[paper tangle]

blind

[lean valley]

Xd

[rich crow]

A fsh

[cedar raft]

Thats a good one

[covert wraith]

Wtf

😭

That one was terrible

[lean valley]

[paper tangle]

hel

spare me please

[cedar raft]

Thats why its good

[rich crow]

Why is grass so dangerous?

[cedar raft]

Why

[lean valley]

Cuz u dont touch it

[cedar raft]

Ay

[paper tangle]

Why

[rich crow]

because it's full of blades

[covert wraith]

😭😭😭

[reef pilot]

because i got pulled over by the authorities when seeing me carry 10 grams of it

[paper tangle]

I was gonna say it was sharp

[cedar raft]

💀

[paper tangle]

anymore hel?

[lean valley]

🤣🤣

[rich crow]

i have a lot if you can handle it

[lean valley]

Sure

[cedar raft]

Suree

[paper tangle]

I'll be here for another 10 mins and then I gotta sleep

[covert wraith]

I dont have nothing to do so can keep goin'

[lean valley]

So say them fast

[cedar raft]

All of them lol

[rich crow]

Fine, what is the easter bunny's favorite music genre?

[cedar raft]

what?

[rich crow]

hip-hop

[reef pilot]

what

[covert wraith]

Damn

[lean valley]

Damn

[cedar raft]

Amazing

[covert wraith]

That was good

[paper tangle]

I don't think I can handle it anymore

[lean valley]

🤣

[rich crow]

What did the man do after he saw a sign for "Man wanted for robbery"?

[lean valley]

What

[cedar raft]

Come on we are only in the first round

[paper tangle]

He robbed it

[rich crow]

He applied for the job

[cedar raft]

💀

[paper tangle]

It's midnight for me 🗿

[covert wraith]

💀

[lean valley]

Where are you from

[cedar raft]

💀

[lean valley]

Cuz at my time is 8:35

[cedar raft]

7:35 here lol

[paper tangle]

idk figure it out

[rich crow]

What did the doctor mean when she told the patient he grew as a person?

[cedar raft]

Yall time travelers

[cedar raft]

What

[rich crow]

That he gained excessive weight

[paper tangle]

@hollow oak nab

[covert wraith]

😔

[cedar raft]

💀💀💀

[hollow oak]

@paper tanglebruh

[paper tangle]

Anymore hel

[paper tangle]

Bruhuh

[rich crow]

What do you need to make a small fortune on Wall Street?

[cedar raft]

What?

[rich crow]

A large fortune

[hollow oak]

Insider information

[cedar raft]

💀🔫

[paper tangle]

hel is on a dad joke spree

[cedar raft]

Another one

[rich crow]

How does the man in the moon get his hair cut?

[cedar raft]

How?

[rich crow]

Eclipse it

[paper tangle]

with space

[cedar raft]

💀🤯🔫

[paper tangle]

I think that's enough hel

for now

[cedar raft]

Its enough when i say its enough

[hidden patio]

Hihihihi

[paper tangle]

I'ma ignore that

[hollow oak]

Back from bathroom

[cedar raft]

Another one @rich crow

[rich crow]

Last one, i have work to do.

What do you call a snitching scientist?

[cedar raft]

What?

[paper tangle]

good