💬│english-chat

[rich crow]

How If i dont wake up at 12 i dont feel alright

[stray violet]

[woven tulip]

I can go to sleep at 11 and spring up at 6am just by muscle memory

[woven tulip]

Real 💔

💔

[ruby kayak]

[stray violet]

[rich crow]

Lol

[deft coral]

a

[dire ingot]

[cunning merlin]

Bi

Bi

[ruby kayak]

[cunning merlin]

Hı

Bro what updated

[woven tulip]

When will asap be active in #💬│english-chat once again 💔

[stray violet]

[woven tulip]

🦞🧛‍♂️

[hollow nebula]

[woven tulip]

🦞🧛‍♂️

[rich crow]

Lobster-cula?

[woven tulip]

Blue Lobta

Blu lostah even

[rich crow]

Ok but what is the vampire doing

[ancient cairn]

Upstate soon?

[scarlet vessel]

I suggest dor you guys to make a trade system

[woven tulip]

Vampire music or whatever

[rich crow]

A

[woven tulip]

🟦🦞🎶🎹

[thick yoke]

meh

[woven tulip]

Why does asap kinda look like lamelo ball

This go hard ngl

[thick yoke]

why bro

what happened nox

then

[proper gyro]

bro i woke up like 3hrs ago and i wasnt able to sleep again

lol

[sand pivot]

Servers are back?

[thick yoke]

I have a wound under my nail because i cut it the other day and it started to poke my skin

now it's swollen

[proper gyro]

good morning weather hackers

🐓

[thick yoke]

hm

i wish

it won't

hit

it's massive

hinnamnor

[sand pivot]

.

[hollow nebula]

Adevarat

[ruby kayak]

@rich crow

Bro id pls

[hollow nebula]

Haha

Nox

Your ip pls

[thick yoke]

nox noooo

[hollow nebula]

Id*

[thick yoke]

you started to use dots

nooo

[ruby kayak]

@rich crow say yes or no

[sand pivot]

Ey nox where are u frok

[paper tangle]

fork land

joe swanson

he cried

[mint ridge]

hey peter.

[hexed igloo]

Adren's true form, non-edgy

[paper tangle]

hey peter

its a narmak animation

[stray violet]

Poping

[woven tulip]

Popping or pooping?

[stray violet]

Poping

[woven tulip]

Hopefully popping bubbles

[woven tulip]

Are you the pope?

[stray violet]

I am the poper

[brittle knoll]

[mint ridge]

adren: finds a girl that seems interesting and likes her
approaches her
her: I have a boyfriend.
adren: becomes edgy once again

[stray violet]

How sad

[mint ridge]

say my name.

[woven tulip]

Who are you talking to right now? Who is it that you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I tell you, you wouldn’t believe it. Do you know what happens if I suddenly decide to stop going into work? A business big enough it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly-up. Gone. It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don’t know who you’re talking to so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skylar. I am the danger. A guy opens his front door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks.

[brittle knoll]

Nice walter copypasta

[stray violet]

[woven tulip]

Thanks

[brittle knoll]

[mint ridge]

you think I am insane? you think there's something wrong with me?

[woven tulip]

no.

[stray violet]

[mint ridge]

nip nip nip mip mip mip.

[frigid charm]

Is compt back up?

[mint ridge]

yes.

[rich crow]

nc update

[mint ridge]

no one promised it was yesterday.

[shrewd cipher]

Waltuh

[mint ridge]

oh hell naw.

[covert wraith]

I got new cars #📸│photos

Duck car

[mint ridge]

the left one is W.

[woven tulip]

snip snip snip snip snip snip snip

[mint ridge]

porsche 930.

[brittle knoll]

I think HeadTop and HeadBottom needed @stray violet what do you think

[hollow nebula]

Very hot car

[brittle knoll]

Bblowcish

[stray violet]

Yessss

[covert wraith]

I just bought the duck one cuz is Treasure Hunt

[stray violet]

[woven tulip]

hi >~<

[woven tulip]

Peppa pig

[dire ingot]

Peppa

[stray violet]

[hexed igloo]

@mint ridge dr pepper

[mint ridge]

fanter.

[brazen hollow]

Holi^^

[woven tulip]

Moutin do

[brazen hollow]

Hi^^

[stray violet]

Rafaeloff 2

That description tho

[hexed igloo]

spirte

[stray violet]

Filet o fish

[woven tulip]

Neither

[hexed igloo]

You should homicide

[stray violet]

I'll send it fr

[brazen hollow]

LQA never speak

[verbal sun]

Copry u wanna married my?

[hexed igloo]

he does sometimes

[brazen hollow]

Wtf no

[verbal sun]

😦

Common im alone

[woven tulip]

@rich crow do 10 one leg squats

[stray violet]

Arden let's play Rafaeloff 2

[hexed igloo]

What

[mint ridge]

do 58 pushups, rn.

[mint ridge]

you sure?

[stray violet]

Now

[mint ridge]

give ID.

[stray violet]

4

[woven tulip]

[brazen hollow]

literally what it is to be a girl...

[mint ridge]

mine's 9.

women ☕

[woven tulip]

To be inferior to men

[stray violet]

Damnnnnbn your KD sucks

[mint ridge]

damn your bronze 11!

how so pro.

[hexed igloo]

superior

[woven tulip]

Proud to be a male 🇺🇸🏈💪

[brazen hollow]

...

[verbal sun]

Lit

[hexed igloo]

die lit 🤘

[woven tulip]

Dit

[mint ridge]

I love women, but you know what I love more?

men.

[stray violet]

There's zaner
Then there's ZaNe

[magic dagger]

updated last grandslam

[hexed igloo]

i hate the floor

[brittle knoll]

[woven tulip]

Was gonna make a joke but I woulda gotten muted

[stray violet]

[mint ridge]

let the bodies hit the, let the bodies hit the, let the bodies hit the... FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR.

[brazen hollow]

[woven tulip]

Shiwmaneitbecalikethaysometimesfrrr

[brittle knoll]

Crawling in my skin

[mint ridge]

one thing I've learned gentlemen, is that women do not exist in the Standoff 2 server.

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[woven tulip]

@mint ridge can I ask u something

[mint ridge]

you already did.

[woven tulip]

R u polish

[stray violet]

He is

[mint ridge]

[brittle knoll]

The moment you buy an Internet subscription, that's where you realise women don't exist

[brazen hollow]

When is the.....💀💀💀

[woven tulip]

No proof

[woven tulip]

Don’t .

[fresh tangle]

bro, ranked came back and the update didn't come?

[brittle knoll]

But I am girl tho btw

[mint ridge]

nobody said it would come after ranked came back online.

[brittle knoll]

[brazen hollow]

UPDATE

[fresh tangle]

Everyone thought the new season would come

[woven tulip]

Nobody excluding 90% of the community

Where proof

[fresh tangle]

yes lol

[hexed igloo]

i'm leg

[woven tulip]

Need bot helper role 🤞

[stray violet]

Record the whole thing and send it here

[woven tulip]

i’m foot

[stray violet]

At least 720p quality

[woven tulip]

What I’m saying

[stray violet]

[hexed igloo]

Have you eve thought of eating spaghetti with chopsticks

[mint ridge]

I have.

it's delicious.

[woven tulip]

People really called adren exists day ruined 😭😭😭

[stray violet]

Fr my whole week ruined now

[woven tulip]

Month at this point

[stray violet]

All of S4 ruined now

[brittle knoll]

Have you ever had pige thoughts

[mint ridge]

have you ever thought of pige.

[brittle knoll]

I have

[covert wraith]

@mint ridge

#📸│photos

[mint ridge]

everybody is afraid of pige 😨
but nobody asks how is pige 😔

[brittle knoll]

Pigging

[stray violet]

He has no emotions

Just eat

[woven tulip]

Who deleted it

WHO

[brittle knoll]

He always happy

To stretch

[proper gyro]

adren is it 1am?

[mint ridge]

it is.

[woven tulip]

Pige packing 😮

[stray violet]

Pige eater

[brittle knoll]

More plausible I think

[mint ridge]

I'd love to have a cold glass of water by my side.

on this beautiful and calm evening.

[brittle knoll]

Who is that gentleman that got deleted

[gilded flower]

i drink mildly warm water

[rich crow]

Sparkling water please

[brittle knoll]

I want to takr notes

📝

[woven tulip]

Unknown user who does not frequent this server sadly

[gilded flower]

it was me

i sent death threats

[mint ridge]

xani feels like he was abused, and he is going to press the report server button.

[brittle knoll]

🐇

[woven tulip]

Normie death threats even 🤓

[gilded flower]

i abuse the moderation instead as i should

[rich crow]

Do you like sparlking water tho?

[mint ridge]

[stray violet]

[gilded flower]

yeah but i don’t bother going to the store

[brittle knoll]

[mint ridge]

when pige flip.

[woven tulip]

Is ice considered sparkling water

If it is then I love sparkling water

[rich crow]

I don't think so? Lmao

[woven tulip]

Ice as in the brand

[stray violet]

[gilded flower]

wow cool emojis sadly this server is too bad for me to boost

🦉

[mint ridge]

come here xani.

[rich crow]

How do you even become a community supporter on this server?

[brittle knoll]

What if I make about adren's relationships

[gilded flower]

my wifi is so trash i don’t even see the sticker

[brittle knoll]

Adren more like Johnny Bravo

[mint ridge]

idk.

[rich crow]

Sure thing

[woven tulip]

I do

[gilded flower]

gypsie johnny bravo

[mint ridge]

ong.

[woven tulip]

Wants my layout ?

[brittle knoll]

🐇

[stray violet]

I think discord issue. Happened to me earlier today

[mint ridge]

bro I am whiter than Johnny Bravo.

[gilded flower]

dawg i have 0.6mb/s

[rich crow]

So you don't know how you became a community supporter yourself
Nah just imagine this server 💀💀

[woven tulip]

adren ? More likely really cute school boy

[gilded flower]

wifi

[stray violet]

[gilded flower]

i have to wait few mins so the messages load

[gilded flower]

balkan wifi

[mint ridge]

I woke up, I checked my phone, opened the discord app, joined the standoff 2 server and bam, there it was.

I do not know how, nor why.

[rich crow]

Bro what

Adren is kinda lucky

[gilded flower]

then quit

[rich crow]

Wait what can you do with this role rather than just send stickers and images in the general chat?

Sending*

[inland arrow]

Wsp

[gilded flower]

omg

[woven tulip]

You need the role to send stickers?

In general ?

[stray violet]

@gilded flower send popodak sticker

@gilded flower @gilded flower @gilded flower

[gilded flower]

im a menace i wear thick hoodies on summer

[gilded flower]

give me server boost

[proper gyro]

oh August has a 31?

[gilded flower]

omg it takes 3 sec to send a message

[stray violet]

Oh they turned that off?

[gilded flower]

wait no

it just doesnt load

[gilded flower]

omg i’m going to choke that croatian apartment owner

[woven tulip]

Crow Asian

[cinder nebula]

Some of the developers change their name (no on discord) to "today morning"

[stray violet]

Today mama llama

[mint ridge]

yeah, still doesn't mean nothing.

[stray violet]

Took like 4 minutes

[mint ridge]

it might mean they will have breakfast today during the morning.

[proper gyro]

beeg popodak

[gilded flower]

the only one that loaded for me

[cinder nebula]

Im 100000% sure that update will come out today morning

[proper gyro]

wrong

[mint ridge]

you can be 100000% wrong too.

[proper gyro]

its currently 7am

where then

[mint ridge]

plus that doesn't exist. (the update)

[proper gyro]

it morning

[gilded flower]

omggg

[cinder nebula]

In my country its middle of the night

[gilded flower]

can my message

send

why can i see messages instantly but mine just load istfgt

wow that’s crazy

[mint ridge]

internet issue.

[woven tulip]

Skill issue

[gilded flower]

i have albanian level wifi

[cedar raft]

Why tf the update hasn't come out yet ??

[mint ridge]

go DMs.

[stray violet]

Get well soon

[cinder nebula]

One of the developers give massage by walrus code and that's message is "today morning" so im 100000" sure

[stray violet]

Walrus code

[cedar raft]

Show me

[gilded flower]

bro my sticker was deleted before it even lodeddd

[proper gyro]

mfw going to school in 40mins

[gilded flower]

bro i cant even see it but it’s like

drake

[stray violet]

Drakkeeee

[gilded flower]

in a swimsuit

[woven tulip]

My man’s your sticker loads for us before it do for u

What typa wifi 😭

[proper gyro]

he ballin

[stray violet]

Ball ball ball
Lin lin

[cinder nebula]

Go screenshot channel i'll give proof

[cedar raft]

Ok

[woven tulip]

B- b- b- ball- ba- ball-l-l ballin

[gilded flower]

wow that is

[stray violet]

Mug

[gilded flower]

beautiful

[proper gyro]

i like mug

[cedar raft]

Ok thx @cinder nebula

[placid garnet]

Hi

Anyone wanna play?

[unborn quarry]

So itd a today?

Its*

[cinder nebula]

No problem

[woven tulip]

I very very highly doubt it

[unborn quarry]

I hope it is

[woven tulip]

Same

[cinder nebula]

U guys have a proof that its today on screenshot channel

[woven tulip]

trololololol

[woven tulip]

I don’t understand coding language so idk

Bruh that’s Russian

[cinder nebula]

U have translate on pictute

[paper tangle]

ahh yes a dev gave you a message that the "update" is coming this morning

totally real

[cinder nebula]

Picture*

[paper tangle]

that a dev would dm you

[placid garnet]

v

[paper tangle]

and give you that information

[rich crow]

Another person that likes to live in delusion

Stop believing this stuff bruh lmao

[cinder nebula]

Bet?

[woven tulip]

I don’t believe nothing unless its from the official pages

[rich crow]

Bet

Man really out there trying to prove others wrong while he doesn't even know where he got thag information from

Common Standoff 2 community L

[placid garnet]

Anyone wanna play?

[warped bear]

Update?

[woven tulip]

I’m joyous to inform the that I will soon enjoy the taste of a pizza

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[topaz bone]

I’m joyous to inform that I will soon enjoy the taste of a steak

[woven tulip]

Change of plans I will enjoy an exquisite burger and fries

[magic dagger]

atualizoooou

[brittle knoll]

[placid garnet]

Bro like idk what are they waiting for

Like fr

[tall ice]

Hello my ban is gone

[placid garnet]

16. August they added trailer

And now its 31...

[tall ice]

Didnt know

[brittle knoll]

Yall can't be 13+ fr fr

🐇

[placid garnet]

😦

[brittle knoll]

[tall ice]

I make 14 on januray 7th

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[tall ice]

January

[brittle knoll]

I make 28763 tomorrow

Time goes way faster on titan

🤨 🤌

[rich crow]

your bd cake must be eclipsed by the candles

[mint ridge]

my legs are so sore.

more like from walking 27km.

half of it in a rush.

[vale sparrow]

hmm

sup

[deft coral]

hm

good

[vale sparrow]

cool

[hot hornet]

😭

[mint ridge]

N95 is a Kendrick Lamar song.

[vale sparrow]

Adren

[deft coral]

smooth

[mint ridge]

hi.

[vale sparrow]

adren

dude

[deft coral]

oh hi

[vale sparrow]

i have a serious question

k?

K???

[mint ridge]

?

[hot hornet]

lmao the leakers caught velya testing 0.20

🗿

[vernal lichen]

[vale sparrow]

can i have legend rank :>
ik i have elite and i worked for it

[hot hornet]

now he's gonna do some stupid clickbaiting again

[vale sparrow]

buttt

[hot hornet]

[vale sparrow]

legend better

:>

eyyy

tnx

[mint ridge]

no.

[hot hornet]

BRUH

[mint ridge]

he's not allowed to do so.

with real update things.

[hot hornet]

Everyone are legends

[vale sparrow]

yes

[mint ridge]

he's considered a clown by many, yes, but he has no right to joke around with an official build of the update.

[vale sparrow]

but the thing is even if i dont have legend i have to be elite

so like...

[hot hornet]

Still surprised he isn't cancelled in Russian community bruh 😭

[deft coral]

lol

[mint ridge]

his viewers are mostly kids.

he makes good figure for publicity in the lower age groups.

I need to get a quieter keyboard and mouse.

[hot hornet]

gets redirected to rickroll But I thought this was Velya's secret 0.20.0 build 🥺😭

[mint ridge]

these things are extraordinarily loud.

[hot hornet]

I can search the developer clans again

[mint ridge]

no need to. nobody really cares.

[hot hornet]

Christmas, Auf11, and NCORE

🗿

[tawny flame]

Gj

[mellow rover]

[paper tangle]

Legend Chat

[mint ridge]

eNcore will probably reset the ranks when the update drops.

so enjoy it while it lasts.

[thick yoke]

Damn

[paper tangle]

me over here with Legend

then all of us are gonna go back to the normal white font

[tawny flame]

Me over here with Elite and 150 points to the legend but not playing because of cringe soft xheaters

[paper tangle]

that sucks

i just kept going

until i got it

[tawny flame]

Gj ,im tired of this

When im bugging more matches then actually play

More time than Play*

[deft coral]

to increase the encore mmr will press again we have to wait a little longer for the update kkwkwkwkwk

[hot hornet]

Oh I see

No wonder why you looked like you didn't care

😭

[paper tangle]

its adren

[mint ridge]

I never care.

[paper tangle]

ofc he wouldn't

[deft coral]

🙂

[paper tangle]

badgirl

[deft coral]

[hot hornet]

How dare you misidentify my neo-gender?! Hmmph! I am a badshrek/badshrekself!

[paper tangle]

i would honestly not cared if that actually happened

[hot hornet]

No offense but no one would be that much non-straight if they weren't exposed to the internet at an early stage 😭💀

[mint ridge]

something smells like burning under my pc.

[paper tangle]

its the blue lobter

you need to stop burning it

[hot hornet]

Literally saw someone on TikTok unironically promoting dreamsexuality

[paper tangle]

[woven tulip]

Blu lobtah

[paper tangle]

someone get the flamethrower

[woven tulip]

🟦🦞🎹🎶

[paper tangle]

we need to murder this person

[hot hornet]

Blue lobster

No don't kill it

it's a shiny Pokemon

[paper tangle]

blue crab

vs

blue lobter

who wins

[hot hornet]

Blue Lobster

it has a bigger build

[paper tangle]

you're god damn right you are

[hot hornet]

[woven tulip]

“Acktually the blue lobster is a cotton candy lobster with a rarity of 1 in 100 million” 🤓

[hot hornet]

💀

"Using tackle on a shiny pokemon with a hard shell won't be very effective" 🤓

[woven tulip]

🍭 🦞 🎹🎶

[hot hornet]

Blue lobter evolved into lollobster

(real)

[woven tulip]

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human an-

[hot hornet]

NO

[paper tangle]

oh god no

don't finish it

[hot hornet]

I remember that whole essay

[woven tulip]

I won’t

I’ll get muted

[hot hornet]

about a specific pokemon being compatible

😭

[paper tangle]

with the male anatomy

[mint ridge]

I think there's a fan failure.

[paper tangle]

you should get that fixed

fr

[mint ridge]

let me check the temperatures first.

[hot hornet]

In every fandom there's always this group of people that ruins it either satirically or just for fun 😭

[mint ridge]

idk if my nose is playing with me.

[hot hornet]

@mint ridge btw what was the incomplete link you sent about

[mint ridge]

don't worry about it.

[hot hornet]

It's definitely a link to the new update

[mint ridge]

probably.

[hot hornet]

I mean we already have install.standoff2.com

[gilded wing]

Ayo is the pass still 10€?

[hot hornet]

some kids leaked it and it wasn't supposed to be out yet but apparently devs already hosted the website

[mint ridge]

we'll have to find out.

[woven tulip]

????

[rich crow]

It's like 8€ in my country now

I mean it was in yhe last Battle Pass

The*

[hot hornet]

search install.standoff2.com

[rich crow]

Idk now

[hot hornet]

[gilded wing]

Where do u live?

[rich crow]

Italy

[paper tangle]

i feel sorry to rafa ngl

[gilded wing]

Oh i live in romania

[paper tangle]

why was he targeted in the first place

[rich crow]

I'm romanian too

No worries

[woven tulip]

What is going on

[gilded wing]

Fr?

[rich crow]

Yeah

[hot hornet]

#📸│photos

[rich crow]

Sunt man

[gilded wing]

Nice:)

[paper tangle]

if you were here last night then there was loads of barzilians asking rafa (the dev) when was the update coming out and it kept going for about 40 mins until things died down.

and they kept targeting him for some odd reason

[gilded wing]

But be careful cuz they are giving warns to everyone who s not speaking english

[paper tangle]

anything that he did

to them it meant that the update was near or "today"

like his spotify playlist

[gilded wing]

Ayo is the morse code real?

[paper tangle]

or changing his name to a specific name

[mint ridge]

probably not.

[paper tangle]

etc

[hollow holly]

Bro let the man listen his song bro

[gilded wing]

Huh?

[paper tangle]

the one who posted it said that a dev in question dm'd her/him (don't care honestly) that they gave them information about the update was coming tomorrow which is really isnt dev behavior

because the devs really don't dm random people

that gives them vital information that the update is near

[gilded wing]

Well that makes sence 💀 i saw a ss in my clan chat with the morse code

[paper tangle]

yea just don't believe it

[hollow holly]

Maybe they speak with songs somehow

[mint ridge]

they just don't.

[gilded wing]

What songs bruh

[woven tulip]

“Lemme just dm this random player the release date which can get me fired btw!”

[paper tangle]

that was my first thought too

[rich crow]

These kind of people are so easy to be manipulated
They believe anything they see on the internet

[mint ridge]

I love freshly baked croissants.

[paper tangle]

me too

[gilded wing]

I didn t belive it i just wanted to know what it meant

[mint ridge]

with butter, nutella or jam, it's just heaven.

[paper tangle]

it said that the update was tomorrow

morning

[gilded wing]

Butter are the best tbh

[paper tangle]

you're heaven

[mint ridge]

no you are.

[paper tangle]

no we

[gilded wing]

Well it could be just a leak bcs rank is not working or sum

[rich crow]

This is basically what an italian guy/person worker eats at the breakfast
With a cup of coffee and that's it

[paper tangle]

it happens every season

[mint ridge]

no, not really.

[rich crow]

Bro what 💀

[paper tangle]

if the servers are down tomorrow then maybe the update might come out

[mint ridge]

I know Italians.

[gilded wing]

I also want to know if the update is 10€ bcs i have 5€ left on pausafe and i don t want to spend it 😪

[paper tangle]

i say might because it happened last time

[mint ridge]

lived a month in Italy.

[rich crow]

And I'm italian

[gilded wing]

Paysafe*

[hollow holly]

And the date they decided to update the game is obvious

[rich crow]

I live here since I was born

No worried

Worries*

[mint ridge]

weird. never noticed that.

I'd love to go back to Italy. maybe a week during november.

[paper tangle]

then say the date then if its so obvious then

[gilded wing]

Im gonna go check how many days it took from the trailer until an update came

[paper tangle]

if its so obvious wouldn't you people would've known by now?

[mint ridge]

like a month.

[rich crow]

If you dare to come to places like Venice or close to Venice like in smaller cities, that's what you gon see my guy
I'm just talking about my place but let's not forget the entire Italy. Obv not ALL of it bu at least 95% of it does it

[hollow holly]

Bro all games have updates on September 1st and why can't so2 do that?

[gilded wing]

I think its gonna come in like 2 weeks from now

[paper tangle]

not all games have updates on September first

wdym

[rich crow]

I hate russian servers

[paper tangle]

"all games"

[gilded wing]

Same brother 😔 russians in general

[odd coyote]

Bruh, I wanted to get Legend role but server bot blocked me 🤓

[gilded wing]

Lol

[mint ridge]

been to Milan.

[rich crow]

City of rich people
Lucky enough I guess

[mint ridge]

Italy is a great place, ngl.

[odd coyote]

@silk moth man

[hollow holly]

Ok bro maybe not all games but the game started not allowing us to play comp and more stuff

[rich crow]

It is
One of the most beautiful contries worldwide so yeah

[gilded wing]

By grandma lived like 5 years or more in italy idk where exactly but i became a great cook after she came back

[odd coyote]

Just come s4

[gilded wing]

My*

[mint ridge]

maybe when I get a little more money, I'll spend it travelling.

[rich crow]

Just imagine that some romanian dare to say that Romania is better than Italy 💀💀

Romanians*

[mint ridge]

but well, it is a long way from here.

[gilded wing]

I just spent 1000€ on clothes and i don t have money or s4💀

[rich crow]

Where do you live, Adren?

[gilded wing]

I didn t say that

[rich crow]

BRO I'M NOT talking about you lmfao

Just stayed on the main topic adding something else

[gilded wing]

U replied to me tf

[rich crow]

By saying that some romanians out there really belive their country is better than Italy lmao

Just imagine in what kind of delusion they are living

Believe*

[gilded wing]

Well all countries are good in their own way

[rich crow]

But if you have to compare them when it comes to certain things, there always gotta be one on top of the other

Because this is how things work

[paper tangle]

good job for noticing that

i never knew

[gilded wing]

I also did that 🤓

Bruh

Can anyone tell me how much did the last bp was?

[rich crow]

Like 6 weeks

7?

Don't even remember

Take a quick look on Youtube and you'll find the answer there

Way easier

[paper tangle]

i honestly dont even pay attention to the game anymore so i dont even know

[rich crow]

rare Nightly L

You always gotta pay attention when it comes to Standoff 2 cause that's why you're on this server

[paper tangle]

I don't

[rich crow]

To enjoy every single possible thung about this game

Thing*

[paper tangle]

there's nothing interesting about it anymore

its just straight out boring at this point

[rich crow]

G(old) times back in 2018

2019

And obv 2017

[vale sparrow]

hmm

[hollow holly]

Yh for u

[paper tangle]

it does have potential to be a great game

[rich crow]

When was the gold days for you my guy?

[paper tangle]

but the devs has to pay attention to the complaints of the community

or make balance of each weapon or maps

[hollow holly]

Idk

[uncut gorge]

u do know most of the majority of people here are either are still playing or have quit or even had retired but still are here today chilling cuz why not

[rich crow]

💀💀💀💀

[paper tangle]

^^^^

[rich crow]

Lmao you actually took it seriously
Nah man I know but I was being totally sarcastic there

[hollow holly]

Bro every update is good on its own way

[rich crow]

With that message

[hot hornet]

Yeah Province is one of the few best places in the world 😩

[paper tangle]

and yet you can't wait for one

[hollow holly]

Some of them are bad like the one tht removes bhoping

[paper tangle]

nikro i understand cuz its nikro

but other people have some flawed logic

[hot hornet]

it wasn't even bhopping

And it's not a bad update either

[woven tulip]

Wish caracals were legal pets in my state

[paper tangle]

seeing people move at the speed of light was annoying

[rich crow]

That kind of bhop was one of the few funny things about that game
Especially when you were pkaying aginst your friends in private matches and they still haven't found about that yet

[gilded wing]

👉👈 is the bp still 10€ ? Or how much it was before

[paper tangle]

i think its 8 for you

[hollow holly]

Its just the devs paying too much attention to every little detail just to make the game fair for everyone and they end up spending days and days to make the update

[gilded wing]

Yuh that was the best part of the game

[paper tangle]

cuz it was $10 USD for mine

[woven tulip]

🟦🦞🎹🎶

[gilded wing]

10€ in romania is 50 lei

[woven tulip]

Need to learn how to bhop fr

[rich crow]

Let's turn this from days to MONTHS
Like 3 updates each years or 4 in the best scenarios lmao
common Standoff 2 L

[woven tulip]

How many season passes do we get a year?

2?

[paper tangle]

something like that

[gilded wing]

We also have the small passes

[hollow holly]

Many??

[rich crow]

The first BattlePass was in 2019 or 2020
Cause I remember a Battle Pass back in 2019, like on December or before

Dek anymore

[gilded wing]

Ye the first battle pass was the 2 years one

[woven tulip]

I definitely remember October & December 2021 battle passes

[paper tangle]

i miss the baseball bat

that one was fun

[rich crow]

Yesh the first BattlePass was in 2019, like in April/May

[hollow holly]

Man i miss the good gamemodes

[rich crow]

That one M40 duel with no gravity

[hollow holly]

Yeah me too

[gilded wing]

😭

[gilded wing]

Best one fr

[paper tangle]

i feel old talking about it fr

[tall ice]

Update still not here?

[hot hornet]

It was fun and traumatizing 😭

[woven tulip]

I loved the infected game mode

[hot hornet]

If I saw that in a dark alley I would've screamed

[hollow holly]

And we need that exp node back

[paper tangle]

its been like 3 years since it came out and i miss the feeling of seeing bodies fly off to the distance as I lmao

[woven tulip]

Fun ash when I got an m60

[gilded wing]

No

[rich crow]

That glitch where you were able to make custom lobbies with your friends and complete BP missions on private matches with 'em

Infected gamemode was so much fun even tho they should've let more players join a game

[tall ice]

I think i need sleep its 4am

[woven tulip]

People were sniping in the air at eachother from spawn

[dire ingot]

[gilded wing]

I remember the bug when u could play defuse matches on tdm maps

[hollow holly]

xD

[rich crow]

Yesh that was actually funny tho
I remember myself being able to "trick" the game and being able to play that gamemode on Sandyards with a friend lol

[gilded wing]

U could also gain xp in private

[hollow holly]

The xp glitches are the best

[woven tulip]

Have y’all ever had a glitch where you knifed somebody and acquired their knife?

[tall ice]

Awm mode xp rn is so bad

[woven tulip]

It was in gun game and I acquired someone’s kommando

Just by knifing them

[rich crow]

Pkayed since August 2017 and still managed to get my first knife in 2019 only lmao
Bayonet Blue Bloood. Imagine my old self knowing that this skin costs over 6K now

[tall ice]

When update was out i played a lot cause free 2000 xp

[hollow holly]

Yeah i made 30kills and i didn't even get 300 xp

[hybrid glacier]

easy to get vet medal

[deft coral]

they say the update will be at 6 o clock Moscow time

[tall ice]

Ya

[rich crow]

Play Sniper Duel cause if I'm no wrong, you can still like 2K xp each match if you make more than like 25 kills

30 kills

Something like that

[hybrid glacier]

not too sure tho 😭

[hollow holly]

Yeah

[tall ice]

Nope its like tdm xp

[deft coral]

really?

[rich crow]

Oh did they fix it?

[tall ice]

Ya

[rich crow]

Cause when the BP was still up, it was giving you 2K lmao

[tall ice]

First xp was 2000 easy then 25 xp per score and now tdm xp

[hollow holly]

Tht plus points are just 1 not 10

[rich crow]

I mean bruh
Let the poor people play at least that gamemode for those who want to grind their level a vit and get medals not buffing all the gamemodes with the same XP chance

Another L from Standoff 2 ig

[hollow holly]

Yh

[tall ice]

Yeah

[gilded wing]

I just hate the way new players are making fun of me beeing an og player just because they are playing for one year

[tall ice]

Compe should be like 50 per score or smth not like all gamemodes 25 xp per score or nothing

[gilded wing]

"Im better"🤓

[paper tangle]

if you were in your prime yk it would've been over

[rich crow]

He is better but he is not older than you at the game

[gilded wing]

Yeh

[rich crow]

He won't ever get the chance to experience everything this game had offered to us this past few years

[paper tangle]

when was your prime time Eduard

[gilded wing]

When i was playing the only pros where nicky and ravenhacker who was a youtuber who made some case openings and stuff

[rich crow]

Surely in 2018 or even 2019 when I've started to make part of different clans and play in scrims all day long

Now

Just a piece of trash

Lmao

[gilded wing]

I remember doing youtube videos when the m9 got announced with my little kid voice 💀

[paper tangle]

same lmao

[gilded wing]

Same im still good but not how i was before
I have a 42 kills record on defuse

[quaint lily]

Same

[rich crow]

Bruh my first youtube so2 video back in 2018 lmao with my trash as s phone
Nah bruh, that amount of cringe in a single short video 💀💀

[quaint lily]

damm

42???

Sheesh

[gilded wing]

Ye

[quaint lily]

Mines only 41

[gilded wing]

Thats good too dayum

[quaint lily]

Its hard to get 40+ kills

[tall ice]

I played this game in 2 yrs anniv i gived no chance to it and now i enjoy it

[quaint lily]

you HAVE to be carrying ALL rounds

[gilded wing]

Ye

[quaint lily]

and let the other team win 7 rounds

[paper tangle]

my prime was 2018-2019 where I was participating Tournaments against top clans in NA (i was like number 10 in NA for best player playing for the 2nd best clan in NA)

[gilded wing]

That happend a long time ago tho

[paper tangle]

it was fun

[rich crow]

That's a flex ngl
The only actual flex I could say I have in this game is when I've gain 108 kills in a single tdm on Sandstone using ak-47 and deagle

[quaint lily]

Sheesh

[paper tangle]

then i became a coach and taught people how to play and then became legend about 8 months ago

[quaint lily]

whe tdm was 8mins

lol

[rich crow]

LMAO

[gilded wing]

Another flex is that i have silver medal 2018

[paper tangle]

and now I'm bad at the game

[quaint lily]

they should bring back old tdm with longer time

its more fun

[gilded wing]

Ye the 10 mins one or 15 idk

[quaint lily]

10 i think

I think my highest tdm was 50

[gilded wing]

I was so confused when the "get medal" thing appeard under my profile 😭😭it was new Year update

[quaint lily]

xd

[rich crow]

This is another Flex
Idk if that clan/server leader was capping but when I was making part of a clan back in 2019 (it was the biggest and strongest I've been into) he told me that if the clan continues on that path, it will surely reach top 5 best clan in Europe lmfao sinve they were already Top 10? I'm still suspicious about this even today since I can't even remember the name of that clan anymore lol

[quaint lily]

how many medals you guys have

[gilded wing]

I remember beeing with like 10 balkan families at the table enjoying our meal for the new year and i just opened standoff and got lvl 50 😭 i was so proud

[gilded wing]

2018 2019 2020 2021
Now i have like lvl 30

2018 and 2019 silver

Rest of them are bronzr

💀

I just don t get how ppl play that much for full lvl medal

[tall ice]

Dont eat, shower, touch grass, sleep maybe?

[rich crow]

I miss my old account
Idk what account it was but I surely remember that I had account where I had all the medals of that specific year from the Bronze to the highest one

[unkempt osprey]

My highest was 86 smth like that I think

[rich crow]

Nah bruh I was too much of a nerd

Used to be obsessed with that game

All day long

Even at school sometimes

Teachers explaining their lessons while I was in tdm's grinding for my level to gain another damn medal for my inventory
Just imagine how destroyed I was bakc then

💀

Back*

[gilded wing]

Im just not that interested anymore
I
Now i like spending more money on outfits than on a game ... :/ wasted a lot of money and time on games bruh
THOUSANDS of euros fr

[rich crow]

No worries big man
I'ma about to spend other 35 euros

On Standoff 2

Can't resist of not getting a Butterfly knife

[unkempt osprey]

Sheesh 👍

[gilded wing]

Last thing i wanna do on this game is get to the legend maybe and buy m9 dragon glass next

[unkempt osprey]

Legacy? Or which butterfly

[gilded wing]

@unkempt osprey im romanian too 🤧

[rich crow]

M9 Dragon Glass
Hell nah bruv. Bro id about to donate half of his body for that virtual knife 💀💀💀

[unkempt osprey]

Sheeh fr?

[gilded wing]

Ye

[unkempt osprey]

Forță

[rich crow]

Și eu cumetre

Stai calm

[gilded wing]

(Smirks in rich romanian accent)

[unkempt osprey]

)))

[rich crow]

=)))))))))

[stray violet]

Me with a full body and-

Oh yeah i don't have it either

[rich crow]

Lmao

[stray violet]

[gilded wing]

But don t talk to much cuz yall gon be warned like i did last time and a mod gaved me russian role 💀

[rich crow]

Maybe Cold Flame or Dragon Glass

Or even Legacy

Yeah

Why not

[gilded wing]

Ayo nox

[rich crow]

Why would they warn you for simoly talking here? Lmao

Simply*

[unkempt osprey]

I've got legacy and more knife's but it's ok my inventory

[stray violet]

I can buy 5 if i get them all for 16k

[unkempt osprey]

I think it looks good that's why I have legacy and I like it

[rich crow]

I actually had all these:
-2 M9 Bayonet Blue Blood
-1 Butterfly Starfall
-1 Butterfly Black Widow
-1 Flip knife Vortex
-1 Kunai Poison

I mean, I had knives so I can't say I wasn't grateful about it lmfao

[odd coyote]

Lets go rank?

For s4

🤓

[placid garnet]

Bruh... I don't have anything what are u talking abt

[odd coyote]

Default knife>all

[placid garnet]

😭

[rich crow]

All good man
I don't anything now either but I'll get back on track with other Gold really soon ti get myself a brand new knife again lmao

[odd coyote]

My best combine punk x butterfly dg

[unkempt osprey]

#📸│photos

[placid garnet]

How u lost all these knifes

?

[unkempt osprey]

That's my inventory

[rich crow]

But without joking now

Crazy as s inventory

Real flex

[placid garnet]

Me too 😭

[odd coyote]

🤓

[rich crow]

I will go to sleep cause it's a long and complicated story so if i see you tomorrow here again, I will explain it all

[unkempt osprey]

Fifty Romanian fifty English:))))

[rich crow]

Yeah

=)))))))))

[unkempt osprey]

Nah man I think it's not good enough I want to put more idk really

[rich crow]

Yeah why not, let's just sell another part of my body to get other skins on Standoff 2

Cuz I have nothing better to do

Yk?

💀💀

[unkempt osprey]

Ye ye you understand me )))))

[rich crow]

=))))))

[vale sparrow]

HMM

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[vale sparrow]

hmm..

[unkempt osprey]

My inventory it's like 260 Euro's @rich crow

[viscid dome]

where's the update?

[woven tulip]

Rate my inv #📸│photos

[rich crow]

Gg's

[rich crow]

My man has spent like 1 euro on that inventory 💀💀

[unkempt osprey]

I want it to make round like 400 or 300 Euro's

[rich crow]

Seems legit

[woven tulip]

Jokes on you I haven’t spent a cent 💪

[rich crow]

Even better

That's another flex I can say

[woven tulip]

Fr 🤞

[quaint lily]

whats you guys current kd

[rich crow]

I only remember it's more than 2.10

[quaint lily]

I trying to get to 2.0 by knifing lol and its somehow working

Oh damn

[unkempt osprey]

1.30 idk 1.39

[quaint lily]

Mines pretty bad

its at 1.91 rn

[rich crow]

Mi highest on this current account is 2.50

[quaint lily]

Ooh

[rich crow]

In the first season

[woven tulip]

Competitive is 1.46 casual is 1.32

[hexed igloo]

you see the shoes

[quaint lily]

its been 3 seasons and i still havent calibrated for a rank

[woven tulip]

Sorry what is calibration

[quaint lily]

like

play 10 comp matches to get a rank

or allies

[rich crow]

Luckily I have positive K/D in every season on competitive scene at least

[quaint lily]

i still havent finished it

[rich crow]

Good thing

[paper tangle]

you see the money

[rich crow]

Yk

[woven tulip]

No way brah 💀

😭

[quaint lily]

xd

[vale sparrow]

sup

[quaint lily]

Im at my 6th comp

Almost there!

[vale sparrow]

where?

[quaint lily]

almost gettinf a rank

[vale sparrow]

nc

[rich crow]

Pointless cause with the next update, the season restarts so your played matches will be reset too

Lmfao

Not a big deal

[woven tulip]

I once won a comp game by 2 rounds and was top fragging (didn’t go negative) and still lost 16 mmr

[rich crow]

To play them

[quaint lily]

it didnt reset for me

[rich crow]

Anymore

[quaint lily]

its been 3 seasons

and it havent reset

[rich crow]

Oh really?

Then sure

Play them all

[unkempt osprey]

Bruh you know what funny I've put 9k g from the start in to the game and then they see me like with a knife from the start they be like how tf that man have a knife with 0.9 hours))))

[quaint lily]

I never finished calibrating since season 1 lol

[rich crow]

And see what you get

[quaint lily]

Probably the lowest one

i suc at comp

[unkempt osprey]

M too

[quaint lily]

xd ayyy

[rich crow]

Yeah I would have the same reaction tbh lmfao

[quaint lily]

I thought im the only one

[unkempt osprey]

Nah man =)))

[quaint lily]

😄

I should probably stp knifing at comp matches

[unkempt osprey]

Ik )))))

[unkempt osprey]

Man then I'm bader then you because with guns or without I have even a bad kd

[quaint lily]

Lol i only knife when its sandstone

and its rarely sandstone when i play comp

[unkempt osprey]

So you are better then me

[quaint lily]

probably not

[unkempt osprey]

1v1 to see who's better?

[quaint lily]

my comp kd is 0.6

in a bit sure

my ID is 22275306

user is zerø

[covert wraith]

Lmao i found a weed pack outside my house

I dont going to touch it

[hollow notch]

guys when will the g pass start

[unkempt osprey]

I've found you come on the game

Seen

Very good

:)))

@quaint lily

[vale sparrow]

man

im bored

[unkempt osprey]

Same

[quaint lily]

in a bit xd i gotta do chores

[vale sparrow]

maybe in 1h ill play so2

sadly i play on a emulator

rip phone

[onyx pasture]

update 💀

[unkempt osprey]

Are you right now pm or am?

[vale sparrow]

im am

3:42 am

[onyx pasture]

India??

no

[rich crow]

I hate when people dissconnect in allies

[vale sparrow]

nol ol

[unkempt osprey]

Same ayo

[vale sparrow]

eu?

[unkempt osprey]

Ye

[onyx pasture]

[vale sparrow]

im in Spain

[molten onyx]

Helo

[vale sparrow]

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