#💬│english-chat
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Source: some random guy in the discord
😂😂
Lmao why should I cry?
I think u are crying rn
Cuz no update
lmaooo

.
🐔
Nope
We’re Guaranteed a Halloween or Christmas update
Seasons end in 1 year i think but we have events like aniversary, halloween and christmas

At least the game is not dead like c-ops
And most importantly a BP
Cheaters are on every game but ok
Asap edits 😭 😭 😭 😭
If you can do a better anticheat 
He become a meme 💀
How many mutes am I allowed until I get kicked/banned
1
And I luv them
I’m on 2 💪💪💪💪
weoyawo
Jk you can get muted infinitely
hi
Dub
Imagine they added wear value to skins
Nah. 3 manual warns leads to bot auto banning you
Just ask for it
That still?
Like you get an arcane and it’s a battle scarred
Idk if the system change
We got baited
What happen with the ppl which have skins rn
At least you have an even bigger flex if you get a fac new arcane
All of them going to be factory new?
Has no sense in this game
If they want to do that they should did at the start of the game
Too much coding fr
I could do all the coding in like 2 hours (no flex)
u sure?
@mint ridge ar u Turk?
German right? @mint ridge
I wonder if adren is turk and know when the update is coming out
BMW country
Porsche country 👍
@mint ridge r u trek
He is discord mod not game dev💀
trek
am sure now.
Adren ur a turk?
He is trek
Turks by nav
you guys still speaking
Update?
Adren 🇹🇷
any news ?
does the key have any meaning whatsoever
Adren 🇹🇷
Arden 🦃
nah
💀
when?
did bro censor it?
who konw
it was made to be decrypted
Arden tukr
and im trying to
Mod censor him
i just drink 1l milk bro
Good
ik

rule 9 is no bypassing filters
🐔
soo.. when is the updt coming?
Wait so you can’t censor cuss words
basically.
They need pin a message that said "Stop askin for update"
For real
and you think people will check there?
💀
I’ve never checked pins so loool
Ye you say it like it will stop peoples 💀
Hey I have a question
About that @mint ridge no one see the pinned message so ppl dont know how to report cheaters
When is update?
great idea.
I will make a message.
When is update?
💀
Community help channel was a lil bit useful
Update?
🇹🇷
Bro is the one who knocks 💀
Can anyone tell me when to update, I woke up
Finally unbanned

1 January
😩
My bday
Xd
On 1 sept 2034
Wait a min
OMG bro You ask about the update like people asking for gta6
okok
Hello bro how u doin
Voice with my friends
Gt6 its never gonna exist but update yes
I didnt notice but if we are in s3 (dragon rise) why i still have the s1 logo
GTA 6 Will apear in 2024
and when will gta 6 update
GTA 6 is gonna release in 2026 or 2024 idk
I play gta7 a lot
Most likely gonna be revealed a year before hand
When does the new season come out?
…
I have like 1200 hrs on gta7 on steam
1 January
???
"Will" like my father told he go to cigarrete and he comme not to old
Gta 7😳
Um ok...
English please
Omg he ping a dev
when it's ready my old friend
hi gordon
yo im back
Omg dev
My father go to water... i still make expresso with milk
Okay, let me sleep for a year first, if I wake up and haven't updated, I'll retire
XD
Hi dev
Stop posting about the UPDATE! I'm tired of seeing it! My friends on TikTok send me their guesses on the release date, on Discord it's a NIGHTMARE! I was in the Standoff 2 server, right? And all of the channels are just Season 4 stuff. I showed a meme to my friends and some guy, randomly came on and said, "when is the update" Haha, Season 4 trailer music I looked at #📸│photos and said that the update is coming soon. I looked at my DMs, there's 15 of them, and I am going INSANE!
Lmao
Ar yu of Turkish origin
great choice
Oof
Update
Pega visão fica atividade sacou?
You speak portuguese too?
im also portuguese
I'm Brazilian
what a coincidence
My father told he Will come in 5 minuts, i'm still waiting for my cigarretes
Gordon
I love you man, but please do not break the rules.
Cadê os Br ae
Cool
Eu só quero atualização
Oh no
Was just a little homie
no
Oh Gordon Ramsay isnt cooking anymore? Bruh, he had nice vids

nah
I dont know how tea tastes with water
Milk tea >
same
impossible
one love. 
What You drinks tea?
There are any spannish dev?
But coffee > tea (imo (in my opinion))
Tea is good wdym
Water } all
@tall ice u simpin 🤨🤨🤨
That emote should be added here 
Not really just rose is a nice girl
Unfortunately no, but I speak a little of spanish too.
I agree.
ima nice girl too 😭
We have Japanesse devs?
Do we have any American devs
Maitre isn't a dev?
U arent special as rose is but ya u stil nice
you dont even know me that well
Do we have any french dev?
thats why ig
no, just weeb devs
weebs? 
and a furry maybe
Im from france
💀
Thanks sweetie 😘
Im french
furries and weebs, lots of them.
so this is why sakura exista
never
now its all coming together
So give a answer because idk
Even tho I can’t speak… my Spanish…
@leaden radish i am from Spain
I dont know You are the devs
I guess
why
Hello (Hola)👋
Everyone is a dev in my eyes ❤️
will the update be in this week?
wow you know spanish
Bro Gordon i never seen such an open Dev like u, u speak with us i apreciate
To be a dev it's just necessary the friendship power
Hi(Hola) (Bonjour) (Hello)
Spanish and portuguese is very similar
true
necessary to learn who to code anti-cheat yep
My first lang is spanish
Same
I was learning russian but i dropped out
guys I have 3000 hours and I'm bad, what do I do?
Too hard 
Yep
Tryhard to do list
Get good lol
Turn back time?
Keep trying maybe one day...
3000hours???
Get gud
Or not
omg
Dont talk french bro its only english
Yes
🎂 Happy birthday, @stone cipher
Started playing since 2017
Sorry it’s German
don’t ban pls
🐊
i only 500h
What is ur ID?
🐸
im noob
Maybe
TnT
Gordon, will the update be this week?
Soon no more info
how many hours do you have?
No update
maybe?
I ll go to sleep
Yes one day maybe😎
ikr
Im silver 😦
good night
Gordon give me 10k gold I will make French tournament
@brazen hollow pls say your ID?
Howwww
and I just woke up
So I can add u friends
Sponsored by sayang orwhat
@worn geyser the guy with the most normal brit person pfp😳
Gordon, come back with Brazil chat please
Ok wait
I took it after going to school
5:03 China time
Beefore*
How long is that blade?
Priv @warped lichen
Im not even brit
😭
Im romanian
Ok send in my dms
I dont believe it
Serios
Ops
Release

Nothing
Ah ies your real name is "tigaie" wich means pan
Onireeeee
bye~
Say where is the best mustard in romania then
Jk
I watched Top Boy and now i dont want to travel to UK
Gordon do u know asap?
Release nowww
On mici
have a good one gordon 
Yeah he works with me
Nicee
No, the city
Enough bait for today
date when the update comes out @leaden radish
You too bro
You live in russia?
2023
seriusly
Hummm... One day
Gordon is it true that there were bugs found in update so it’s been delayed?

@leaden radish can we see your standoff inventory? ....I'm curious about the things you will have
On next 10 years
next dayyyy @leaden radish
Ok cya 10yrs later
Yeah
Hmmm how is one day of a so2 developer?
He’s not allowed to say the date maybe
@leaden radish 1 question
No, in Brazil
At least hes not a living meme like Asap
You’ve jinxed it
I have only 1 question @leaden radish
I'm not allowed but don't sleep on it))
Brazilia in french right?
Ok do your question
Respect axlebolt, they work hard to make an enjoyable game for us to play and it’s not easy to create a mobile game as good as so2 so give them a break
Of course hahhhaaahahaahaahahaa
Cool the chat turn into Ask Me Anything
Trust me it may sometimes not seem like it but the devs rlly do try hard
Yo Gordon, is asap a good coworker?
One of the best ones
I think axelbolt do a very very good job with so2
@leaden radish thnx i wanted to ask if there is any possibility to add molotov in game soon ?
Molotov💀
💪 💪
Codiguin
Gordon are all of the devs friendly?
Decoy >>>>>>>}}}}}}}
Hey ryan
hello boy
Gordon typin a whole essay rn
Idkn molly molotov or whatever you call it
Maybe in the future, on the past wasn't possible because the possibility of affect the game optimization in general but today the technology it's better so we will watch out for future
Wrong program to type English homework, this is not word xd
Hello cria
Gordon, if next day all people forgot about standoff2 and the game disappear, will u try to make the game again
Is there any chance to change the game graphics to HD+? Or HDR
I failed 2 classed to play do2
Russian start making screenshot to upload to VK
@leaden radish tell all axlebolt devs I am saying thank you for creating an amazing game like so2 for us to play.
@leaden radish ok thnx for the answer
Hahahahaha
Even I sometimes rage and complain, I still love this game
its hard to make it cus its a mobile game and hard for some devices to progress
Gordon i have a question
Guys I have to go, good day for u all)
Wanna be friends
PEACE

Good day for you too bro❤️
He gone
Yes go release the update
Bye gordon have a good day<33
Ok good luck at launching the update faster
Damn Gordon is here
what was it
You have a good day thnx for the time u was with us @leaden radish
Was
Nope
Was*
lmao
nah
hello
Gordon is very friendly
Bait as well
Gordon is busy delaying the update 😎
he's busy making us wait the release
we got baited a lot today
Jk
He is :>
Aa looit
Are there any good na clans rn?
Lots of devs are
we been baited consistently
ofc
Can someone check if that title today is still under s4 trailer
Omg there is too many mods online today
Is there a ranking?
Billy when you ping him:
could be a signal?
And devs i think Will be all night
I have the urge to
What happens?
To find out
Why asap offline
I bet the update will be in some hrs
Void
Maybe fake offline maybe sleep maybe really ofline
2nd of septmember or more
I ll go to sleep soon
crap i gotta sleep soon i guess i probably wont be able to decrypt it in time 🐇🐇
Whats the time?
Bro developers need a Little break
12am
They cant work non-stop
Well cya, yall starting baiting again
bye
Bait here bait there bait everywhere
break is next to the release
I mean today
Vouch
who can buy my awp
Anyone wanna play anything 1v1 esca defuse anything
Source: wikipedia
only 45k
Good night guys

cap
Bye^^
winter sport))
Goodnight
best skin
Awp winter sport?
@brazen hollow good night^^
boom is nice
What did gordon deleted guys?
Boom is f2p
yeap
Best awp skin my oppinion
yes)
tf does that mean
Free to play
F2p means free to play
You can acquire it through grinding for gold
makes sense
Aka buying boxes and selling skins
i barely even have 100
It can ne obtainable not like g22 relic where is kinda impossible to a free to play buy it
Idk how anybody could do that
Me chillin with 2.67 gold
nice
I only have 21
hmm
i didnt even get 20G by grinding
Gonna buy a pink rarity awp
@warped lichen hello
Like a skin u can have by playing/trading without spending money
im only 30k
It's a random drop from comp. Anyone can get it
@ruby kayak hiiiii
and trust me i have played tje game for years
I have 2g i had 4g but i bought grinch fabm
Is it true that the update is lagging?
stickerbomb?
I have akr treasure hunter
Its arcane
Ez just get a sticker from a BP and sell it like 2 months later
I have dragon
That's arcane
Nah
Nice i have sport
Cool awp i have it
Bro why is the golds are so expensive 💀 I want a new knife but they are so expensive
Nicee
i aint got patience
Niceee
3000 gold is like 30€
How much is butterfly dragon glass
exactly
U knew and still said nice lol nice
In my country it isnt like that 💀💀
It's like 2200 rn
We dont use euro or dollar here
Just got one
Ima get the Awp dragon
^^
Yknow how I do it?
Anyone wanna play? Central europe?
its really nice
I acquire the sticker and then forget the game for however long
Gear is more shinny
LOL
yk how i did my inventory?
Awm treasure hunt
paying actual money
Cool but expensive
I could do that but I’m saving my money for my adult life
average
yes
True

But I prefer genesis
i mean i kinda got 4000 for free so
everything is not fine when you sit down and vomit all over yourself
Howwwww
Giveaway or tournament?
long story
Lol are You ok
none
Ah
What happend
i agree
Little specific
U ok now tho?
Eat water than and drink food
When update
@warped lichen how many hours do you have?
while watching the Misfits and watched Mason vomit and then i barely sat down on my chair
pure protein
and procced to vomit
rippp
and then i go to the toilet and vomit some more
@woven tulip banned again?
i guess the vomit made you vomit
and now i have to clean my clothes again
Nah
Same feeling
Nice
it does
sucks even more cuz i barely put those clothes for college
Prove it
Cowardly move
@ruby kayak are u romanian?
it does
i got muted for saying the rainbow word
Prove it to me
im a regular here
Guy with a?
i already know that spamming those does get you muted
I'm just a regular...
I think he is from genesis Vlad so2's server
am i considered regular too
somewhat
exactly, the opposite of heterosexuality
Cehă
I’ve been considered a regular for the last 8 hours
Oh near romania
Deci esti toman roman sau cech
Put some respect on me🥴
Bro dont speak romanian
Am I a regular?
i do
1 word wont ban me they speek brasil fance etc
Your german
Exception for devs
@warped lichen
Ye?
What ok like me my parents are romanian and i was born in italy now i live in france
2162
Nice
U?
well i will probably stay active everyday until school begins
Türk var mı
3071
dont you feel depressed in france?
And 86k less kills
Nicee
Why tho
1: "you can't die from shooting yourself"
2: "Yes you can"
1: "Ok try it"
2: "No"
1: "Coward"
new school too
I have suck a low life that I just sit staring at my stats
that aint nothing
cause its a hell of a country and i say it like this bc if not imma get muted again
ill say ehh
Its ok in france more ok than romania
Mean to say shoot
:))
😢ok
well yeah💀
Craiova be like💀
also if its cowardly, why not test it yourself if your so smart that its not gonna mute you
do it
if we're so cowardly
Bet
What was it again)
💀
?
im not even romanian, i was waiting for you to ask me to speak romanian
Emoji spam
@ruby kayak what is ur ID imma add u
but i to went to romania
Ilfov💀
yea go ahead
try it
K
Nah You dont want believe me
but it has to be spam
24239158
me
like you have to do it every now and then
bro already got muted
bro literally my tiktok is full of people describing romania as the most dangerous place worldwide
butvthats like on cities right?
Nah its just a poor country
poor? Maybe inflation
like people who lives near forests or camps idk its just better
is it true that romanians steal things that much?
the guy dm'd me saying "too easy 💪 💪 💪"
Myth
starts to cope
An medium salary in romania is like 400-600€
well in spain is kinda true ngl
U dont wanna know listen to me
@ruby kayak wowowow ur medal
One euro means five lions or RON in romania
like romanian people broke into mu house 3 times
sadge moment
Lol
and my dad had to run with a pistol chasing them
Thx
im being completely honest
Fake
finally some more legends
copium
bro fr
Who have pistols in romania i
Yu and I can't be the only Regulars with it
like not an actual real gun
Your father is cop?
hyper copium
Ye nice
you get one when you are 8 yo💀
imagine
What 113k kills what is the kd?
what's up
0.40
🐓
Maybe 2.40
2*
lemme dm you a vid about romania💀💀
Maybe its a tik tok meme
But dm me
i have 2.60kd rn
will drop hard soon because i wanna practice the ump
I have 1.02 with 15600kills
In romania craiova is the best city is so nice all people loves people they are so nice and daily there are clans battle with katanas clubs baseball bat Knifes etc
i have like 22k rn 💀
hello one
I want it to pls
Bro stop joking thats a myth with knives in craiova
So2 irl😎
gimme some minutes i gotta find it
im doing fine rn but a lil moment ago i wasnt
yes, should take 3 years on average
hi
I have 2.42 k/d 113k kills
totally didnt just vomit all over myself and had to clean my clothes again
😭
Romania is so peacfull
at least they're being cleaned rn
pro
Lol
nice job
He is weak k/d
you got this
My 2nd year and not even 25k
i believe
kd doesnt really matter
@warped lichen 120 fps?
you're close at least
60
thats what counts
But @ruby kayak whats your comp k/d?
know
the grind
24122
im close to passing you
For pros it does
I have 120
@warped lichen how much hours do you have?
not exactly, what matters is how much experience you have
Nicee
2162
1.18
Bro You cant play with some1 with 0.80 k/d in the legend trust me
you can
also if im not wrong kd will get harder to get as you get more kills
play iPad no?
Yes
I Phone
possible.
kd will get more harder the higher the kill count
Nicee
Ye
And you have 24122 kills?
@dusk grotto what is ur ID?
Yes
M9 frozen+autumn
thats a nice combo
Bcuz I have no life at all so I stare at my stats
I have a friend that have the newest ipad, he got it like in december, in february its screen was brocken and tha tablet start Become a parenthesis
Lol
But i have 1k less hour than you
I thought u knew
buh
Same friend btw
Just go outside
He made my discord pfp
nice
Sure
sure
Too much work
I want some1 to make for me a S bcs i want to change the photo with saints
In weekend
@rich crow what rank do you have?

G2 i dont have team xd
I want to push phoenix season 4
noice
Ok
Man I’m a idiot with no life im brainless stupid kid why do U expect me to have a life? I am a fat idiot who should be ashamed of herself @rich crow
buh

Even though I literally had the same combo and sent you videos of it
Bro I have elites without a team

Dont say that about u sweetie
U are perfect sweetie
I dont know i cant Rank up with random que
Nah your not just think positive
That's it
the name is self explanatory lol
\🗿
true
Good luck
ikr
in comp and allies are both impossible to play with randoms
No
I play 4 fingers i have reactions all i need is good tactics
There is nothing positive about me
Because u could get noobs or unraked with 0.1 playtime
they probably dont speak either so its way more difficult
There is
Nope
Of course the smurfers
well your rank doesnt say the same
what was positive was my covid test back in late 2020
Ur name ur voice ur hair ur face all is positive u are the most sweetie person i see

Sometimes a poopoo time is not a peepee time

@warped lichen play 4 fingers
Nice sticker
no but i will sleep in approximately 20 minutes
(bedtime)

i like this sticker
but this oh
Yup
Nice
Its easy to play 4 fingers
I play with 12 fingers
that is me in my dads house, but unfortunately my phone charges on literally on the other side of the bed so in my moms house it wouldnt be a very wise choice to try to get it (noise) ((my mom barely even sleeps too))
Good for you
Eh
4 fingers is easy tho
Except
may feel uncomfortable but it's not hard
Just make handy settings
Dont use others settings
I have a brick dig
I wanna play with some body its sad to do it solo
Thx❤️
solo is the way for me
But rose are You a girl or a boy
Its sad tho
My egytean friend is in vocațion so i play solo
I played all day so2
Ya
Comp? Or allies
I do not feel so2
Arm race
No
If we have arms race why we didnt have feet race
Cb and Scrim
I finally facing it all
Fearless!!! (Drop) 
Yeah
3 minutes until it's over.
Karambit claw 🤣 😂 🤣
Bro my friend have kunai bublegum
All servers or just ranked ones ?
thats gotta be the most sarcastic comment i've seen from you
🦕
🦕
it's clawin' time
I want one too but i didnt see on shop can anyone help me

Ranked
Ofc they r
is kunai bubblegum even a thing
i have never heard or seen it
Idk my friend have one

🐡
Unmuted
12:00 GMT +2, gg I wasn't able to decrypt it in time 
now
What does this mean?
I thought you WERE able to decrypt it
Agreed
And that's what you found



What are u guys talking abt
Creppy
Piggg
I am on a Monster Energy and a RedBull, am I going to die? help.
Nah your ok
is this a hint to the key?
Nah bro
no.
Nah i drinked 2 hells in 3 mins and still here(13 yrs)
You aint dying untill So2 update
nvm 💀
Wow bro chill
Why you do that
Energy drink is not good
Idk 7 hrs at school moment
And why you act like you achieved something impressive
energy drinks give you energy, ofc it's good 💪
Drink some coffee pop some energy pills and wash it down with some creatine
In my school was a girl (11 yrs) that drink 7hells per day
nice
How old are you? @tall ice
13
Alr got it 💪
Near 14
Yeah ,school life so hard , that's why you need to drink 2 energy drinks in 3 mijs
If You want to destroy your heart
I dont drink them anymore
i guess if i overenergize myself, then yes.
can you feel my heart?
just to look "cool"
i don't see it
Pfft I used to go every day without a droplet of anything that would give me energy
Stop drinking energy drinks , go to the gym
can you fix the broken?
I go jim.
can you see the dark?
has anyone seen a furry in their highschool yet? (educational purposes)
Reject modernity
what am i? bob the builder?
....
Asap is online ?
Is a song
(?)
(he's joking)
I had this year a moment that i like sleep 3 hrs per night and thinks and only think that i can do is to buy hells that is like a shop neer 10 m from school
lol
Some1 didnt catch up
welp i gtg sleep gn
(he has asparagus)
Bro dw i go to school too
Is asap rocky online ? (?) ?
good night ember, have a quiet sleep.
Gn 💔
Im sleeping 3/4hours if i have school/ work i perfectly know how u feel
I just think that you are a little too young for that
But i dont want to sound like grandpa bruh
I wake up at 6 whenever I have no school and 6-11 when I do have school


