#💬│english-chat
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What i've done
you broke good
popodak needs the meth
🤨
yeah pull up noww finna get busy
That's why he's angry@covert wraith
Jesse, lets make some churchs
@rich crow is a certified chicker translator
my teeth hurt when i eat toothpast
drink it
Why you eat toothpaste
not this time 🐔
it actually hurts when i put on the toothbrush on my front teeth
How can i be homophobic?, i like homosapiens

I forgot to brush mine and you reminded me


Chicken doesnt have teeths

Oh
one day i brush 3 times a day sometimes i dont brush at all
romaniiia
lady lady lady
Billarus
bialarus
I'm form biallrus

to cow
shoutout to


i unhungried myself with 4L of water
i hate thursday
Real
Time for brain to expand too
Bigger smarting
🦕
90% water


thursday is gross
to the bfish
luckily i dont have oneee
lucky 🙄
Wait
still wednesday
i used to hate thurfdsday becayss i was traumatized on thurdsay
my teacher gave me
bad grade
and i cried and since then
i didnt like thurdday
@gilded flower
epic storytime
but it stopped with time
Come here
doj tiych mer
🤨
i always had the most subjects on thursday
now i can literally arrange my classes as i want
i’m the
hero of my story
real
that was a bladee reference
yes
my face when i still have to learn 11 other subjects when i took a major to focus on
noob with your
asian education
with your height you’ll be working as a proffesional child
i got classes in the evening sometimes
the babys would babysit you
of what
for what
i think it's better to do like a part time a long side college
yeah
just go to college on weekends
im still looking for one
flip a burg
Here's a tip
don't work at papa john's
no papajohn her
im vietnames
dominos
i dont
i saw a vietnamese women photo and they literally edited their legs to look like sticks
🐔
it was thinner than their arms
i wonder if its thinner than my arms
probably
rip servers
probably
how much weight
My friend used to work at McDonald's for part time
he got a lot of bonuses at the start
im like 15-20kg underweight for my height
and probably lower now because i went some days barely eating anything because of an ear infection
you stay in the hospital for those days?
didnt stay on it only went to the hospital like 5 times just to get my ear checked
he stayed in the hospital

how to eat then
With cold cheese
I think they put it somewhere cold and then melt it again
Infinite cheese glitch

🐓
And amphetamine
dont ping devs


Thank you cuckoo

Cukooo best
No invalid user


. ⛸️ ⛸️

you should totally ban them
Ryan best
. ⛸️ ⛸️
damn
🐔
Leeel


macdonald
what
Pee
Baldonald
Where
i was gonna say that too

you mama llama

🦙
Omg I'm so sorry
Mama cama

Copyright
🛌🦙
Nightly mama llama

Nikovado Avocado unholy angles
unholy skin
Why am I so fat and useless:((
for me being fat = got cool kitchen
accept my friend request
How do you want me to react?
Convince you otherwise
Or
Play along with it
✅
why?
i just write the max price
Can you just send me a dm?
no
Bruh
mans really overpricing a crappy ak combo
No I just needed somewhere to rant
No react^^
Not my combo and the sticker is worth 200 why would i sell it for 40 gold🤡
Will I get market ban if I bought my cousins shotgun for a lot of gold so he can buy knife as a bday present from me?
fr
because its not worth 150
Why would i sell it for 40 gold though?
who said to sell it for 40
Some random dude
maybe like 70-90 would be fair but nothing more
prolly not but you should just buy them gold with money
I don’t have for that
I could only sell skins and give them gold
well yeah I don't think anything will happen
bro you cannot take sticker back if you stick it 😄
that makes it cheaper
i think its not
Yes it is
i can find ak sport with 3-4 stickers for 70-90 golds
@umbral wigeon say it is cuz say I would rather pay ak price + extra 20 gold than ak price + sticker for 150 is I wanted the sticker
Btw @mortal ibex don’t try to advertise or sell here
not really people would buy it for 80 tops if someone is generous
bro you cant take it back when you stick it
Ik but read what I wrote
If I want an ak with a certain sticker
I rather buy the ak for a bit more
With the sticker
yea
I never said i was selling it for 150 though?
Then buy it separate
It was just in the marketplace as 150
Ofc not pricing it at the same price as it would be with sticker
But say a certain %
Like I would pay 250 for a 50 gold awm with a 1000 gold sticker on it
nah
cap alert
you frickin are tho?
he say he can work less than a year and would be able to purchase awm treasure hunter, but come on we know it's not worth it
When did i say i was selling it for 150?
wait for 3 weeks more for the update
I just send a pic of my ak and the sticker
@mortal ibex too expensive
a while ago
but you deleted it because everyone was roasting you
🤓
It’s worth 40-60 gold at most the akr
I don’t think it’s right to roast him too much
Bro i never said selling akr sport with this sticker for 150
I would buy it for 50
nice goals
honestly I'd buy it for less because that sticker is ugly af
Awww i really wanted to be by on your side
:SadEmojiLookingAtMonitor:
Xd
he wanted to work as a teacher but got rejected
english teacher

the new knife is 🤮
probably make more flipping burgers at mcdonald
you mjst be doctor
you want to see them all?
or you failure
you wanted to be a teacher?
Sure
no just a part time job
i be down crying knowing i killed someone
couldnt get it
be a doctor
askedddd
saving people's life they say
s4 is out in russia?
wait for 2 mins 😄
good salary they say
good salary where
so substitute?
since when is that a well paid job
yeah
makes sense
substitutes do make a lot if they sub at private schools
@hexed igloo true
here's how to make crystal meth
i need to be drugged fast
yea
im playin that game for too long
What ur id?
18139775 🙂
🙂
i have 4300 hours too 😄
Broo ur account is amazing
dang had u played a year straight
What language is that
4300 hours makes 180 days straight
Turkish @stray violet
🦃
i still hadn’t met a respectable turkish person
yea
cool
im a Turkish player bro
oh s4 came
Real fury, trunks, zeyrox, bestroyer, bloodlust are the ones I’ve met
never said i respect you
yea i know them all
bestroyer and bloodlust are turkish?
damn
Zeyrox???? 
Ye
bestroyer is the only one i may respect but i rarely talk to him
bloodlust boosted to legend by me 😄
nice
Zeyrox, bestroyer are my friends

Bloodlust, trunks we have talked and they seem nice
Real fury I met today and they seem nice
bl is annoying in vc af
i played scrims with him and other turks
i quit day later
Trunks is rlly nice tho
idk him
But he does like to troll and joke
But it’s not bad, just sometimes a bit annoying
Bruh
even when the season comes out
he is trolling too much in turkish community 😄
The mayor got arrested and linked to a big drug cartel
Czsk players are sooo annoying and toxic
they are toxic true
sex players
Turks

Czsk players are sooo annoying and toxic
Even Romanian players are saints compared to czsk
i have never met a toxic romanian player
just some romanian kids mostly
I have met a few
But most are rlly nice
German players rlly depend on the players, there is a mix
Russians, 13 yo below champion toxic elite-legend 15+yo good
UK players are
Very few
Stabbing some ppl
90%
There is no a graphic of that how yall get that info?
I only know about russian, brazilian and asia
🕯️
🪔
when bracketing is done
what
?
I heard there will be an update this week, is this true?
maybe

nancheko
@proper gyro
look at christmas clan
someone played Allies on Breeze
also new icon spotted on Play Store @thick yoke

I can already smell it
they'll definitely release it this week
wat
How to make so2 fragmovie:
- Random in-game screenshot with e-girl/anime girl for thumbnail
- record yourself just getting kills in defuse (pull out knife after every kill)
- slow motion during knife draw
- play hip hop song no one has ever heard of in the background (preferably very bassy) [you can jump start your own rap career by doing this. Might not work tho]
- condense video into 1 min 20 secs
- pick a random word from the song and set it as the title. Put a related emoji after it
- done

aleph-0 is a very good song
🐖
Won my first rank match
It was on Sandstone
I got three kills last round
Ak gives me free headshots at close range
Thanks
Also
I really like how this game has no censors
Does this mean
- this was your first ranked match and you won
- this was your first win in a ranked match
First win
3rd match
I get paired with silver enemies
Nice
Very fun
And congrats
Thanks
don't reveal our secrets
No. The fragmovie scene is garbage and I'm gonna take it down
Frag movies are just kill clips + slow motion + some song
Now that everyone has instructions, everyone will make one and the interest of fragmovies will fall
And no more fragmovies
indeed unlike csgo fragmovies this has just tiktok filters

this game deserves more tbh

half of the community is under 11 years old
Empire box is thrash
i got a pink skin outta idk what it's called
honestly it's just mid-high
I only get that Akr 12 common skins everytime
Yeah
I got two rare pistol skins from it tho
it's kinda good ig
If they put replay mode and cinematic/smooth camera, the fragmovie category for So2 content creationg will be booming
Both are like 1 g lol
The update
they won't no chance
Possibly
I also got Akr scale and that pistol scale
unity isn't as moddable as the source engine ain't no way
But the servers will go 
I doubt they're not gonna add it, the only reason they haven't added a ton of features like molotovs and replay mode is because they still haven't switched to the new client-server architecture
molotovs are just hard to put in mobile ganes in general
look at cod mobile
bro
If they did switch it, not only we get client-side prediction, we also get all of these features mentioned in the near future
** expensive **
im watching millie cooking adobong manok while in class
as big as axlebolt is it's still considered an indie game
💀
adobong manacc

for standoff's scale it is
that is optimised for low end devices?
The only reason molotovs aren't being added is because they send lots of ticks/information to the servers causing overload

But with the new architecture they're working on, it's 100% possible
possible, but why would they?
L
server when they load a damage per tick entity:🤯
play css
To spice up the gameplay loop
so that players learn to be careful
everyone's just running n gunning these days
remember when b hoping in standoff was a thing
Yeah 💀
it wasnt really
for a while
I remember in like 2018
Crouch jumping instantly boosts speed
i think im getting old
It's easy bro just, connect an area node to a particles node. The particles should be just fire transparent pngs
just bugging the velocity limit and no jump fatigue
airstrafing to gain velocity wasnt a thing
so technically
I actually made good FPS movement code
we didnt have a bhop
it's an amalgamation of C-Ops, Standoff 2, and Valorant movement
just a stupid speedboost bug
so titanfall 2?
It's not like Source air strafing tho where you W WD D
Change
var movespeed = 30
var jumpforce = 150
const accel = 20
Tf2
Movement
Test it out
No, just slow ahh average counter-strike-esque movement
I already made Titanfall movement
What engine you use
Unity
you probably mean just wallrunning
bro
and fast running in general
Unity lol
I use Godot and it's awesome
They won't do something like it because they gonna have to rewrite the entire math used in their code
No
gameplay is still just boxes and capsules
Imagine Standoff 2 war mode
Hii
l4d
I remember the s1 trailer
Not everyone
I wish I could go back to 2018 to go farm and collect old rare medals:((
too many ppl are coming back
hv u seen anyone with 900 ping 💀
I've seen someone with -19
i have l4d2
I once had 6800+ ping at my grandmas xd
I’m jk
But it was high
Like 1000

😿
it is doe apperantly to those with their screenshots in #📸│photos of their google play store
roblox tacos
its raining tacos
yes
So I’m just kind of getting back into the game and I’m wondering if someone would be willing to help me get better
You probably use an emulator so stfu
Lmao
I mean this kinda toxic tbh
Damn u a savage
Teach me
Lol
this sausage
So I’m just kind of getting back into the game and I’m wondering if someone would be willing to help me get better
McDonald's sprite hit different
@paper tangle would you be able to help?
Oh sorry
don't know if you read that right
You got any tips for getting better?
Or any way to improve aim
other people are better teachers than I am
Why can I see a Russian vc
even tho i used to be a coach
Noooo
what
I just threw words randomly and they made a sentence
he see's mcdonalds

and he's gonna drink sprite
My inventory kinda stacked tbh tho
let me have some
i love my sprite

Monke driving da watermelon train
bruh I lost a 4-7 game because the game didn’t fill my team after two people disconnected
monke with some coke in his nose with a shotgun
cool
@paper tangle 🥬
@hexed igloo 🥬
🥭 🫑 🥑 🌽
I swear to god i've never seen these emojis
ive seen the avocado and the mango but not the other two
🥝
finally
nighter w/no nitrous 😟

Loli worldshipping
cuz you hate vegetables you picky nab
Avacado ?
@hexed igloo mcdonalds sprite good
you delivering children?
human traficking
real
i did shower
yeag
yeag
Change username to Repairing Good 👍
Anyone here seen the film sinister?
if one day you meet the af21 clan I warn you that they are very toxic and apart from that they are very careful cheats
cool
One message removed from a suspended account.
What do you want to translate
One message removed from a suspended account.
So I’m just kind of getting back into the game and I’m wondering if someone would be willing to help me get better
Again?
Nobody answered
bro what kind of express lane are we on
ruehehehehe
The thing that scares me to most are not the turtles, but the "again" 💀
Last time was pig with dckheads
💀
Damn
Damm boay
Idk
Idk i didn't summon them
Wtf xD
Stop spamming
Ok
@rugged trail I'm not a general chat moderator. Please don't mention me.
mfw when encore cant even classify their mods

they themselves have to say it
Damn
no
oh
pretty sure awaken is old
oh he's russian mod
yea
oooh
Already 3 years here🥲
Bruh
Sheesh
fading nab
Chat deletion was not nessesary
sorry i dont remember 😭😭
now u make him feel bad
Nvm
😭
Lmao
mfw no asian general mod
Still there
yeah
Damn, it explains a lot
Like the turtles?
either ax or adren or hel have to step in
yes
which they arent gmt 6+ to 9+ timezones
They need sleep
He left
Thank god


gm
Gn
Gm
Cheater always find the way to destroy the experience

On every game
Anyway most of the cheaters are in high ranks and i dont play ranked
I mean
Copium
Not interesting
I enjoy the game playing casual
I dont want to play with ppl without braincells in ranked
Every anticheat update the cheaters find the way
Always happen
Yeah but when you play ranked you play with better players
I play just deff and yesterday I tried a ranked game, I got kicked 😅
You need a team/clan to get better
Because I play poorly
Cuz 1v5 is not fun
90% of random which play without team suffer strokes
That's probably cheating
I'm looking for clans, but I don't know one clan interested

Meh.. Is not
There is free cheats too
You can buy almost everything with money
On standoff too
And accounts
Yeah or use cheats
Thats stupid
Indeed
To be banned and lose their money
I have a friend which sell R6 hacked accounts with higher ranks and the ppl which buy it lose all the rank
Is more for flex

It doesnt have sense buy a account by the rank if you still suck
It does cuz they meet other legit people so they can annoy them
Like legit pros

That's the whole point

I think


Or to pretend to match their skill level
And some get away with it as they're pretty much just boosting their pre existing skill
Which is like
Yeah, because when you see I'm your team a player with 2-3 ranks bigger than yours... You are a lil bit more confident that you will win... But the skill of that player will show everything
🥲
If you cheat it invalidates it
Nab legend
🤨
I wanna lower my rank to bronze, I'm gold now but I don't feel like it, looking at my skill off
Nab
Really nab

great name
🅱️aking 🅱️read
Fr 😭
yo mom
Our mom
Joe who?
joe jomma
No joe
Joe is grandmama
What
spirte 👍
🪃
is the update in 2 days?
Obviously not
yo @stray violet is that your ak in the background? or u just wanna buy one that look like this
omg dude ive been looking for this one for ages
Well i have one. But it only has 2 rn
exactly
that’s nice already
good price actually but imagine the one with like 4
keep it it’s hilarious lmao
Lmao thanks
my gawd when is the update coming up
idk
2, days
Give me your aim routine first
🔫
Thats cooler now 😎
how much mobile data does an average ps4 stream cost
a lot
live stream
oh
its not about what system your streaming
can't find anything on google
its just about the data your sending
like 720p
720p 60 or 30fps?
60
Ofc be 60
@thick yoke around like 1.8gb per hour
just round off to 2gb per hour
thats not counting other apps/services that eats data while you stream
i won't be using anything else
Unfortunately, you can only ban someone if you have screen recording video proof
@proper gyro no, thats why i lost it
too bad...
id?
will give after the game
151301515
Who wanna play with me?
Yeah, i once posted i video which clearly showed a person destroying all of us from t spawn and it didn't qualified because i recorded with another device instead of screen rec 💀
hmm
quite reasonable cause you can fake it
Yup, unfortunately thats how it works, screen recording only 🦑🐡
nah it's not
their requirements are very strict cause you can frame someone else's id and have a high chance they get a false ban
sturdiest babygirl you ever seen
Goo'night bbgirl, see ya tommarow (falls down comically and accidentally pressing my house destruction button that enables the 2,000pounds of explosives underneath)
imagine
Bro that's just total nonsense
isnt that more... legit?
It is what it is, zani gave an understandable answer, we need to follow the rules, screen recording is screen recording, thst or nothing🦑








