#💬│english-chat
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Hello
I have just gotten my first paycheck B-)
I work for telephony communications
:-D
from your postman job? :-O
I operate calls and forward them
Wow, that’s incredible! :-00
:-DDD
Telephones are awesome
:-)
&
Oh I am so hungry
I want to eat some pretzels
&&&
I hope you get dissolved in large ammounts of bleach!
B-)
it’s the first time
Why would you say that
:-(
you’re not even crying so what’s the big deal
I am joking X-DD
;-(
T-T
when you look closely it actually looks like the letter T dash T
i’ll offend you to make you cry
Yes please
=(
you pooperrrf
I will go check my online internet mail :-D
I will return very soon
Also I learned this
BRB
It stands for be right back :-D
oh my goodness that is so clever
hi people
I found them in the latest newspaper
Proabbly but may be next month as the start. It's just very soon dw
or what
:-(
you can’t threaten me
That's a letter
that is my facial expression to this i formation
my mom isn’t a letter
🤨
What the
she looks like
(( _ _)☆ ≡〇
Whattttt
Yea how
Technology advances so quickly
i think it’s a MMS
never
xd
Those are so expensive for my carrier bill
cringe
:-(
@everyone ong tho when is the update
if u are android u can do aswell
source: trust me bro
what is that?
This from detroit
your friends source: trust me bro
It's like a funky robot from star trek
They call it android
:-D
U can call detroit
no u
I think I am gonnna die @gilded flower
i only watched doctor who
they had robots too
Oh yeah
they were very futuristic
I'm currently on season 3
yeah it’s quite fresh
Waiting for the 2nd episode
1st one was so good
The moon
And meeting the doctor and stuff
Yea
I actually googled it I made sure to press I'm feeling lucky :-D
This bit got so boring and my eyes are even drier
🐔
Wait
i prefer ios emoji
İos emojis bruh (-.-(-.(-(-.(-.-).-)-).-)-.-)
Ikr
They grew up with ios and are like omg ios emoji best
soi
ios emojis are just superior
yeah
So fun
🌟
Nice copium
gn
🥴
Omg
🦣
You're going to sleep at this time??
🐊
Belarus
he’s turkish like you
I am turkish in belarus
yeah
Wow

i go germany or anywhere on europe on my 18

germany is already like 90% turkish people
Yeah
make it 91
make it 90.7
A city or something else
İdk
My older sis livin on frankfurt
İts seems i ll go too
@paper tangle u nab still alive?
anyone down to play?
noooooo
фонк
The awp is god, I did a 360 no scope kill
cool
Ok
R = U / I
are you in russia where sanctions are held?
russian players have to go to store.standoff2.com
to buy gold
hm
thats weird
But the transaction was proccesed?
Thats weird as hell
Did you download the game from google play?
Hmmm
Adren didnt help you?
Helpdesk?
Check pinned messages, i can guide you if it is on russian
Ik what is happen but idk how to fix
So you need contact devs in helpdesk page
Link are in pinned messages
what abt the website version
sad neko
Nice pig
So?
Go ahead
I just asked you to make a donation to my pig, he needs arm
Are you willing to donate

Eyebrow man variants being played like a slideshow, but with a small zoom effect while phonk music is playing in the background (specifically Phonky Town - PlayaPhonk)
🐏


What a nice cow
Potato arms
Vegan
Yeah
Because who would make that?
Such a silly concept
Wacky idea
🦈
Possible copyright
🦖

compe 1/5 +gold 1

pls
Cool fish 🤨



L e g e n d s
Indeed
Who did create this game ?
A russian guy
He did great job
The whole team
💀
Yes



I play codm too
That game is boring
Lol
Doesnt feel like a real cod game
They think phone people stupid
"phone people"
I mean the guy who say im gamer but with phone

Voice chat yes
But only the 5% uses it in casual matches and all of them are russian
In ranked you can find a whole team using it but you probably going to be flamed and kicked out
If i invite u to lobby i can use micro ?
Ye
This great
In lobby and ingame
But alone nope
Hi
Hey
Hey
Was looking
He was looking, i think
He was looking, he thinks
Tf
tryna get that favoritism i see
Looking what
how to ask to ban someone (hack)
Idk
!dk
If you have proof check pinned messages
There is a link
lmao
Lol
Lmfao
which
!dk
Helpdesk
If the first doesnt work use intercom
Helpdesk link
💀
@misty gate
!dk ban
Pinned messages > helpdesk and the link
Thanks
i think he doesnt speak english
np
Ong
hi
that
compe?
watch a video if need
compe 1/5
Why most of the fragmovies has anime thumbnail and the video goofy ah music 😭
yes
could've chosen a better name
like zani is a alot better
pov based teacher
So you would've preferred "Yu-kun"? 
you do realize Yu is my actual last name
cool
update when
İdk
Still remember when waiting for season 2
For "update"
I think there was a skin on fal or awm about that
Update when
Chicken
So u guys fixed servers then made them trash again
Servers were good now they back to trash I just don’t get it ngl
true
never were they good
just to be clear
🗿
helo
halo
henlo delta
Hello guys
hello there stranger
price of what
hi
Hi my fellow friends
what am I supposed to buy after a pistol round loss
The fabm the ump or a pistol with nades
l have like 1500
I need gold who can give me ?
Fabm
Anyone ever tried playing with clean hud
I mean all hud opacity 0% ☕
Kinda fun tho
Its just me who can't enter in the game?
Is game no work?
I was playing normal then i leave to eat now im stuck in loading screen ;-;
My controls is reset and it keeps saying connection failed
Hmm never had em
2 times i did it
same
Game ded?
should be able to full buy in r4
I cant open
Im stuck on loading screen with "connection failed"
Same
Same
or eco 2 rounds to fullbuy with nades
nah
😂
u must get a bancode
cant relate i dont buy r1 I just knife
Server overload maybe
Anyways
Dont buy r1 = ump + util next round
what's 2000
For what
again
cheat/fraud distribution
Man i was in comp tho
through VIDEOS
Ooof
kekw I didn’t even have a YT channel
so that's why you hate the game
You did?
?
Ffs
Ah
oh lol
Lel
I still need to finish calibrating for rank
its been 3 seasons and i still havent played 10 matches
yeah
I play this game for 2 years and i still silver hahahaha
if not then so3
99% of comp match are basically a trip to sandstone
I cant get out of that
if the devs keep doing what they r doing
Ive been playing for 3 and im still trash
lmao facts
Sad its sometimes i win and still lose points
the game is so unoptimized
its ALWAYS sandstone
Only clan wars can get me out of those map ☕
@plain lagoon
sandstone or prov
U can play with me but im elite
yeah
rust too
Mostly rust/z9
it's not only through videos
sakura sometimes
I choose the maps
z9 nope boosters 💀
U can change map
I played so much on sandstone that i just knife for i rounds straight
i love refrigerator
it's any way you try to do and distribute or advertise hacks
8*
I know
bruh
as if I did
Sakura t spawn stair parkour is my fav thing.
Bruh
so why'd u just mentioned through videos
I mean they can not find u if u didn’t show the id
lol
I read a specific one I guess
Fable colection ill be out?
try appeal lo @plain lagoon
Oh yeah Fable is gone
.
i was gonna buy it
Nah
is it gone?
yeah
WHAT
As they say
Wtf?
i cant see it no more
fake
the bans r final decision
I have alot of fable skins to sell 😂
Nah you cappin
Ooh
hell nah why'd they remove 3 months after removing rival
device banned
my game might be glitched
wtf?
I wanna play but no connection still
bro
we have a community
Vietnamese one
everyone was posting
no not u
🗿
how did zero know
Ooh the fable
fable down
anyway
Fable still ingame bruh
if the connection down
scared me
bruh
Is it? I didnt see it then
Fable I think will still be in the game
thought so bruh
Hmm
they can't remove it
They can’t make a case in just 3 months
After the new update
That’s just absurd
That's competitive 😭
m4 pixel???
Yeah
pixel storm?
u mean pixel storm
Yeah
the comp pack is gone?????
It's probably gonna come to the market anyway
and they added it back
No it's still ingame
did u check offers
its the one where you buy it you get feather medals right??
Look in "offer"
Please send new icon
I did
They moved it
pls no
oh
worst shjt ever
It's still there for me
u basically spend 100 bucks for a medal
Its not on main screen so i thought they reoved it
@quaint lily just wait until it releases on the market
ak looks decent
yes
and not many people have the skin would be nice if its stat tho
can't get stats on packs
so far only 2 guns matched lol
aw whaaat
The packs only worth it for the medal
ak and butterfly
Skin you can buy cheaper after its in the market
The m4 looks nice
Should i get it
if they were on the market
or should i get stat white carbon
I wouldnt buy them
The akr fabric is hot
even if they were 0.05G or smth
hmm
Oh yeah i almost got ak draton from box
but my luck is trash so it stopped next to it
i got the Awm dragon twice from box
Lucky
cap
awm dragon looks nice
not a big fan of dragon honestly, but it looks fine
not a single pair of buttplugs
the skin i got was probably stat famas from christmas event
i remember that
I had a whole collection of knives
jko looks more like a buttplug ngl
every single one
Ooh
Bro i was gonna buy full price for 2.3k but someone sold it for 200 lol
literally
and now its gone
only thing to prove I had them was a bunch of animation clips I recorded on each knife
🗿
M60 mechas price is going higher faster than expected
ah yes
same i biught it for 500
@plain lagoon just buy a new phone smh
That's like 250 profit
the average detroit experience
wait 1k?
bancode 2000 brah
damn
device would ve been ez
u said device ban
People are being desperate and selling it for 600
androids can fix that in 3s
I deleted the game
Watch me get the kukri for 200g again
then reinstalled
kukri?
then
I got in my clone just fine
trailer knife
then when I login my main
the new knife for the update
yes
Oooh
is it really a kukri or a bowie
kukri
i dont like it but would be cool
🐧
bowie is not that curved
Bowie is straight, Kukri is bended
that must be the reason i prefer bowie
is there rare animation for m9?
i don't really like the shape too ,but if it has good animation might try
no
same
i don't like sloppy knives
Oh
it looks really
from the looks of it
eugh
I would prefer kukri over buttplugs
Lol
if u spam the inspect
i sold it to get butterfly
it is literally the same when u dont
lol
i wanna get butterfly
Ive seen people use the kitchen knife more than dualdaggers
u can knifed someone with that
i only have 1.4k tho lo
Peobably
why
feels unnecessary, shotguns we have are already enough
let me guess
those will be the new highlight guns
maybe it'll be slower fire rate and bit higher damage
Oml the spas
and they'll both be exclusive to each teams
no rocket launcher rides
spas will have slow fire rate and expensive in my opinion
i'm more excited on some possible weapon animation change rather than the new weapons🦛
never
imagine another p350 anim change
i hate the default knife animation we currently have
lo
too imbalanced
idk why they changed it
I like the new ani of p350 tbh
but glock
jerking
Yo
add glock 19 its overpowered and illegal irl
Yo
bro just got squad up with a toxic pinoy lmao @thick yoke
in apex
mans died within like first few seconds he dropped
he only did 50 dmg while we did 500-1k
lmao
spam reported us too
lmao
nice
he doesn't see
Can we get a knife in the next g pass?
possibly the kukri yea
tho will it be free
good morning
Looking back at the trailer, there is a radioactive icon near the ship at the terrorist's map
there has been rumors of an "Infection" mode so it seems to be connected to this one
we might be having a Limited Time Mode/Event that takes place on or near that ship
When
So we getting a zombies mode for this Halloween update

How to get the dragon rise badge
You can't have it actually
yeah just put the gun down from your head
he literally asked the g pass aka gold pass
Lmaooooo
How
qui joue fr
event over bro
I mean almost a year already
If u r talking about the charm then after the update

What did u think of "xd"
xd
Fake?
How can... Report hackers?
Hello guys
Reason: Posted a link
Lmaoo
Ok ty i got it @spring nymph
That was axlebolt's support site @rich crow
Haram bro
You are in right way bro keep going
Okay bro
Ofc I am
Btw where did your pfp come from
Memories broken
The truth goes unspoken
I've even forgotten my name
I don't know the season or what is the reason
I'm standing here holding my blade
Forget about it
Anyone can give me some gold
no
A desolate place
I want to buy akr necromancer

No
😭
I want buy awm treasure hunter gimme "some" gold
Waste of money
Bro it's very costly
I can give you 5 if u want its not much but its all that i have rn
Dem
Why
@thick yoke i dont have headphones
Hi
now i just need a way to cut plastic
and i can repair my old one
its the eyeshields frame type of plastic
its a plastic stick that's flat ish and blendable
hot knife?
great for reinforcing the headphones that had a weak extendable thingy
hm so ill have to do when im alone.
is butterfly fire storm good?
i could buy like a headband thats probably more reliable
and fit it to the headphones where its weak and glue/tape it there
i googled what’s a headband and the first offer was a 2500$ dior headband
🗿

Hello
Hello
@void bronze lets goo cryptooooo
@reef hare
🪅
Where can i ask?
for what
My device got banned
Wow good inpo
Wawaii
Zharm

emp go brrr
nah bro, BBBY for the win.
also im dia now
is the rank reset timer still there for you?
the timer was suddenly gone when i reached dia
Ok look there please
Gold is the new Ranger
yay I'm in ranger ez new rank
hmm
rose...
My poor poor main is soooo low on rank
im phoenix and i play vs elites and masters
and still win
cmon
cringe
like tf
I'm gold and I play as a phoenix when I'm chill but when I'm tryhard I play like a silver
i just wall bang random people through double door
yeye
dumb thing to do
.
I am f2p and I play for fun
aim is useless in higher ranks
man there isnt anything p2w in the game
If the nade hits you won
its only skins
well yes and no.
high ranks prefire more
Press bullet
A one needs to adapt his playstyle to every situation
And that makes you a good player
yep
When I do the jump to aps after I jumped I just start pre firing and peeking random locations
One message removed from a suspended account.
no one knows
I never had a good aim but i was extremely good lurker
That wins games
nothing more
bruv stop being such an child lol
Never had good skins but I was a pretty good player
like let the boy ask, he ain't knowing if others know
well a lot of ppl ask this
and no one knows
maybe next month
Just buy 2 dollars in skins to amaze new players
thats my guess
Unfortunately I have 1 dollar
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