💬│english-chat

[gilded flower]

idk

clearly a noob

didnt buy ipad pro for standoff 2

like me

so im pro

[paper tangle]

I had a stick

[gilded flower]

how many

cm

[paper tangle]

20

Cm

[gilded flower]

bro i got 64gb wifi only ipad pro 11 inch 2018

was like 400$

it gets real hot in pubgm

i used to play on a cracked screen iphone 6

it was so hot

i literally played with ice packet

next to me

i could see the insides

of the phone

i still have it somewhere

i dropped it on concrete at school

100 years old school

it was made before ww2

i quit that school tho

because of concrete

[proper gyro]

1inch is i think somewhere 2.57cm

[gilded flower]

highschool dropout to become a professional mobile gamer

[proper gyro]

nvm its 2.54cm

3mm extra

why tf do i know the inch to cm conversion

i dont even like imperial system

[gilded flower]

no so2 is trash

i would rather die than quit school for so2

[proper gyro]

the one America uses

[gilded flower]

onggg

[proper gyro]

yes

[gilded flower]

my entire life would’ve been

so good

if i didnt download this game

maybe i would have actual friends

succesful at school

[brittle knoll]

I stopped playing afk arena too

[gilded flower]

maybe some startup business

[brittle knoll]

And I'm not successful yet

🐔

Just tired

[gilded flower]

because you had so2

[brittle knoll]

No

[gilded flower]

yeah

[brittle knoll]

What

[gilded flower]

what

[proper gyro]

5years in and still no complete hud control🗿

[brittle knoll]

Where

[brittle knoll]

Asked

🐓 🐓

[proper gyro]

i think i know why that relationship didn't last

[gilded flower]

i once met a girl in so2 back in 2019 and then she never logged in again

broke my heart 😭😭

rip marcelina

just dont explain it

then dont

[proper gyro]

i got a rando girl dming from a mutual thinking im someone she knew and had a crush on.

we've never been classmates nor been introduced by said mutual

and i ended the convo by asking how do you have a pic of me when j barely post anything

[gilded flower]

bruh even i know your face

it’s really not hard

[proper gyro]

and she posted a pic of me i forgot uploaded by my now deceased friend.

died from cancer.

[gilded flower]

L

[proper gyro]

was a great man

wish coulda been friends with him longer

[gilded flower]

i really apologize for my past words

i thought you were joking

[proper gyro]

threw a curve ball huh

[gilded flower]

it wouldn’t be too helpful

might even be harmful

say it in dms

(i wont share)

[proper gyro]

now looking back at that chat history

[gilded flower]

with the guy?

[proper gyro]

kinda weird af i left it at what pic she saw and left it.

[gilded flower]

i know one girl for like 5 years and all we do is send memes to eachother

and we know eachother irl

[proper gyro]

it was a group pic idfk if she even knows who am i actually in the 4 people in the picture

🗿

[gilded flower]

all asians look the same am i right

[proper gyro]

plottwist i was the farleft(right in the picture) one awkwardly not doing a peace sign while the 3 of my mates are

[gilded flower]

✌️

this

[proper gyro]

that

[gilded flower]

victor

i have never seen anyone do this

irl

[proper gyro]

bro i wanna show it so bad but im wearing school pe uniform

[gilded flower]

so what

[proper gyro]

and the logo is big AF

[gilded flower]

oh yeah im gonna go to your school

if i even identify it

[proper gyro]

school logo

[gilded flower]

not like i already know where you live

im not in your walls

[proper gyro]

you are not

100%

[gilded flower]

yeah in your ceiling rn

[proper gyro]

we don't have hollow walls

[gilded flower]

my walls are so hard

[silk kraken]

huh

[gilded flower]

thats the last thing i would punch

if i got angry

it’s like concrete

[proper gyro]

why would you punch a concrete wall

[gilded flower]

but harder

[proper gyro]

idk why ppl opt for a drywall

[paper tangle]

Old man

[gilded flower]

what am i supposed to punch

the device im using

or what

myself

come over

[silk kraken]

isn't that the point? you punch something that won't break?

[proper gyro]

@gilded flower get a 2*4 from some home depo or smth

[gilded flower]

the wall won’t break but my writs will

[proper gyro]

train there

[paper tangle]

Home Depot

🐓

[gilded flower]

get a what

[silk kraken]

if you're angry, I don't think you would care about this at all

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[proper gyro]

2by4 plank

[gilded flower]

i broke too many bones

[paper tangle]

he has a bone

[gilded flower]

jump out the house

[silk kraken]

mid rapper

[proper gyro]

i kinda miss olden days, where you play tag and ankle break someone

[gilded flower]

^

[proper gyro]

🐓

[gilded flower]

^

we all know drain gang is way better

[proper gyro]

i have no idea who those are

🗿

[gilded flower]

get good

/them

🐔

[brittle knoll]

Flipek

[gilded flower]

my

@silk kraken i would like to report a violation from @rich crow

[paper tangle]

Balls on yo jaw

[brittle knoll]

🐇

[gilded flower]

location: in your mouth

[brittle knoll]

Mine

What no

[gilded flower]

you’re*

[brittle knoll]

My mouth is already full

Omg what

I never wrote that

[gilded flower]

swallow

shoutout to ecco he pulled up in a rover

[brittle knoll]

Who ask

Did ecco ask

[gilded flower]

i love dg i love dg i love dg

[brittle knoll]

🐇

[gilded flower]

bad dog but for you im obedient 🦮

[brittle knoll]

Nice energy match

[gilded flower]

i met my drained brother

hell naw he the bn2m fan

😭

no more drained brother

he fake

whats the second one

whats the second song

[brittle knoll]

Dumb

[gilded flower]

you said you know 2 sings

songs

[brittle knoll]

He already sung both

[gilded flower]

sing

sing via text

[brittle knoll]

Bia

[gilded flower]

watch him say

uhh

into dust

he’ll say into dust

eventually peroxide

nice

thats not even

the title

thats the artist

im into swedish men moaning

[brittle knoll]

Watch pewdiepie's old videos

Not you

Back into your rover

[gilded flower]

into drain gang more specifically

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[gilded flower]

mirror mirror the reflection of the law

nice bladee reference

very clever

chains around your throat all the words come ouut

so relatable

i am a mom against drain gang

[jolly fox]

🐓

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[jolly fox]

Noted.

[brittle knoll]

Poped

[jolly fox]

Jinx

[brittle knoll]

Jinx

[jolly fox]

Haha now you-

Nooo that's not allowed 😭

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[jolly fox]

Jizz

🐓

[gilded flower]

Jinx

[brittle knoll]

Jick

[gilded flower]

x

[formal ibex]

Hello

[jolly fox]

Dіck

[formal ibex]

someone for playing ?

[gilded flower]

i am rn

duhh

[jolly fox]

Shine forever

Become epic lightbulb

[gilded flower]

🌟♾️

[jolly fox]

💡 ♾️

[gilded flower]

it’s nothing alike

i mean both moan

but he’s not swedish so doesn’t fall under swedish men moaning category

idk

us

i think

[formal ibex]

Someone for playing?

[jolly fox]

Q: how long can the sun power a lightbulb given that it uses all the energy

Answer: very long

It feels cuboid doesn't it

[formal ibex]

I'm beginning

[jolly fox]

= worse than unranked

On crack

[brittle knoll]

Tipsy

[jolly fox]

Is it dosen't or doesn't

[vale sparrow]

Hru y'all?

[brittle knoll]

Frea4eR

[gilded flower]

im not

[jolly fox]

Happy

[brittle knoll]

Your mom

Your mom

[gilded flower]

Your mom

[vale sparrow]

Cool

[gilded flower]

L

[brittle knoll]

Your mom

[jolly fox]

Orphan'd

[gilded flower]

W

[vale sparrow]

Agree

[brittle knoll]

Your mom

Your mom

Your mom

Your dad

[jolly fox]

eL+ration+dig+catwater gameplay

[brittle knoll]

Your dad

[stone jetty]

ابحث عن عرب👋🥲

[brittle knoll]

Your aunt

Your brother

Your ip address

[jolly fox]

He speak noodle

[brittle knoll]

192.11.754.2

[jolly fox]

🤨

[brittle knoll]

Your 192.11.754.2 ip address

Your 192.11.754.2 ip address

[gilded flower]

hes searching for arabs

[stone jetty]

I speke Arabic

[jolly fox]

192.11.754.2

[brittle knoll]

Speke

[jolly fox]

Let's see that place

[stone jetty]

Looking for a clan to join

[brittle knoll]

😳

[proper gyro]

jack albradeen

[brittle knoll]

Who

Ask

[gilded flower]

i asked my friend

[brittle knoll]

From my iguana

Look

💻 🦃

[gilded flower]

i can decode russian

no my friend ahmad

[brittle knoll]

It's my iguana

[gilded flower]

i can speak russian

[jolly fox]

Is he an explosion scientist

[brittle knoll]

You cow

[jolly fox]

Dammm

[gilded flower]

(israel)

i love israel

best country

[jolly fox]

Send my love to his country

👍

It's ok

We all make mistakes

[brittle knoll]

Bro I cut myself omg

[gilded flower]

israel doesn’t murder children and does not invade villages

🙏🙏

[brittle knoll]

This chat has too many edgy people

[jolly fox]

Oops, i dropped two nukes on japan, what a blunder. Whoopsie

Anyways

🦅 🇺🇸

It's patriotic

[brittle knoll]

🐔

Pig

[vale sparrow]

How do u know???

[brittle knoll]

J

[rancid kettle]

What to do? In 1.19.4 I had 50 ping everywhere, and now in 1.19.5 it became 400 ping everywhere

[vale sparrow]

How do u know I'm getting a kebab

Howww

[brittle knoll]

Weww

Nice saturated fats

[vale sparrow]

Yes

I fat

[brittle knoll]

🐇

🐂

[spring nymph]

1.19.15?

5*

[rancid kettle]

Yes

[sick valve]

someone wants sell anny knife for 480g ?

[hexed igloo]

yeah

[sick valve]

ok whitch one

which

[hexed igloo]

do you want the butterfly or m9

[sick valve]

butterfly

[hexed igloo]

ok bro 😭

[spring nymph]

Is there a new update?

[proper gyro]

he can't even get it

[sick valve]

why u crying

[proper gyro]

mans too broke to bid

🗿

[rancid kettle]

Oh sorry confused wanted to say 0.19.3 and 0.19.4

[sick valve]

ok m9 if u want

[spring nymph]

Im confused too

[proper gyro]

@sick valve you have 25-10k?

[rancid kettle]

👍

[grim nacelle]

Am looking for a team or a group dm me

[sick valve]

no

[grim nacelle]

Europe or USA

[proper gyro]

#🛡│clans

[grim nacelle]

Oh thanks

Sorry bout that

[proper gyro]

then you cant get it

[rancid kettle]

All the same, can you somehow help in the ping?

[proper gyro]

you're too broke to get it

[sick valve]

why

[proper gyro]

even if he sells at 400+ gold.

🗿

[rich crow]

@rich crow chat is alive

[sick cave]

Does the text bomb still works for ios?

[spring nymph]

Nah bro im having issues too

[proper gyro]

idk text 💣

[hexed igloo]

@rich crow wake up babe, chat is alive

[sick cave]

I remember doing it to my friend back then and it crashed his phone 💀

Someone's with ios in the chat rn?

[hexed igloo]

I remember sending 100,000 of the pi numbers before the 2,000 letters limit on discord

[rich crow]

Me

[hexed igloo]

I literally can't open my discord

[proper gyro]

no only broke people rn

[sick cave]

@rich crow can I try?

[rich crow]

Sure

[sick cave]

بٍٍٍرٍٍٍآٍٍٍ 🦠 بٍٍٍرٍٍٍآٍٍٍ

[hexed igloo]

what

[sick cave]

The text bomb

[hexed igloo]

i guess he crashed

[rich crow]

Sure

[sick cave]

Well, It's fixed I guess

[hexed igloo]

بٍٍٍرٍٍٍآٍٍٍ microbe بٍٍٍرٍٍٍآٍٍٍ

[sick cave]

Back then I had to make a new group chat because my friend can't enter the group chat after the text bomb

[hexed igloo]

сum

[jolly fox]

بٍٍٍرٍٍٍآٍٍٍ 🦠 بٍٍٍرٍٍٍآٍٍٍ

Bomb

[sick cave]

Oh wait, it deleted some characters

[jolly fox]

💥

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[jolly fox]

No

I did not eat that

Noo

[brittle knoll]

You did

Then you looked back

[hexed igloo]

bombed 😭
bombed 😀
bombed 🤬
bombed 🥱

[sick cave]

👹

[brittle knoll]

Why you actin sus why you acting like a monster

[sick cave]

Engunyenguyen

[spring nymph]

Not about ping but when ı trying to play a game it says 5055 something something but sometimes dont . ıdk why

[hexed igloo]

idk about that

Anyway so my school having a meatball eating competition

[brazen hound]

[brittle knoll]

Experienced mouth

[hexed igloo]

Is that

Kaioproman

[spring nymph]

Nobody knows

[brazen hound]

[spring nymph]

I think im the only one who have this issue

[brittle knoll]

Hawk*

🦅

[hexed igloo]

i think it's a you problem

[brittle knoll]

Nahh

[brazen hound]

pro

[brittle knoll]

No way

[spring nymph]

[brittle knoll]

It's definitely you

[hexed igloo]

Kaio pro hawking

[brazen hound]

mobakk doko

[brittle knoll]

I got 99 problems and you aint one

[rich crow]

Fr

Cant wait for season 4

@sick cave

1v1 m

E

Me

Pls

:(

I see ur typing pls

1v1

I dare u

Xjjfnfndnd

🙏

[sick cave]

I'm low on battery rn, and I'm chilling

🐔

[rich crow]

Tommorow man

My friend is malaysia

🙏 🙏 🙏

[sick cave]

Depends

[rich crow]

well

Uh

U gonna 1v1 tmr?

[sick cave]

Idk, Depends

I'm busy

[rich crow]

Zylax said u didnt respond in ur dm

Oh ok

[sick cave]

I only play when I'm record

[rich crow]

ok

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[rich crow]

[brittle knoll]

:sauropod_front:

[sick cave]

🦕

[brittle knoll]

:sauropod_left:

[sick cave]

Riding the dino

[brittle knoll]

On his head

ᜓ

🦕

[sick cave]

🦕☄️

[brittle knoll]

He got startled by this falling baseball

[vale sparrow]

@sick cave hi buttery boi

[hexed igloo]

i like this class but the teacher wants us to draw 1 thing each day

[sick cave]

@vale sparrow aye, wassup

[sick cave]

Draw amogus

[hexed igloo]

Meant to draw like 4 - 5 realistic cone as practice ended up drawing some anime doodles out of boredom

[vale sparrow]

I was editing for 4h yesterday

But good

And u?

[sick cave]

That's way better, Now go work for Mappa

[rich crow]

do ya know nubiol

[sick cave]

Damn, That's tiring. Also I'm doing just fine, Chilling rn

[hexed igloo]

I'm specialized in Boyfriend rental business

[sick cave]

I think I've heard that name before

[vale sparrow]

Cool

[rich crow]

hes irish, zylax friend

[sick cave]

Rent a boyfriend

[hexed igloo]

Do you know zani

[rich crow]

hes also a 1k subscriber guy

[hexed igloo]

I think he's pretty cool

[rich crow]

Bro man idk him thats hard to think bro😢😢😢😭

[sick cave]

Oh yes, I think I saw his channel before

[rich crow]

ight

so ur busy

Thats how u didnt respond zylax's messages

[hexed igloo]

Yeah

[brittle knoll]

🦕

🐢

[rich crow]

Dino

Turtle

im going nuts

[brittle knoll]

Snail snail

[jolly fox]

Naked

Unnaked

[rich crow]

nani

[sick cave]

Yea, sorry bout that, but I always take my time to check his video cause he's an OG, been with me since 2017

[jolly fox]

Nani

[rich crow]

damnn

[hexed igloo]

You either be the shredded fboy or soft ones to be the winner

We go jim

[sick cave]

Been with him since forward assault era

[rich crow]

well i met zylax in parallel

And we became friends

His voice is hot😍

like fr

[sick cave]

Yes he is

[rich crow]

We been chatting for like 3 hours

And my butt is going to burn

[sick cave]

Damn, Miss the day when I could chat like that

[hexed igloo]

did you shoot your shot

[rich crow]

Yea

Do u know genzei?

[gilded flower]

my mango

is to blow up

[rich crow]

your mango

[hexed igloo]

he's on tango

[sick cave]

Also think I've heard that name before

[brittle knoll]

Dango deez

🍡 🐓

En guarde

🤺

🐔

[hexed igloo]

You heard of layon?

[brittle knoll]

Layon deez

🍿 🐓

Very comfy

[gilded flower]

you saw those lions over there?

[rich crow]

Zylax friend

[sick cave]

This is maybe like day 70 of me trying to like the punk glove

I just can't see why everyone likes it 😭

[rich crow]

I know his name

Genzei's name is

Edmond

😍

His face is blocky

[sick cave]

It's overpriced but the patern looks chaotic in my opinion

[rich crow]

Hi

[hexed igloo]

Bro is steve

[rich crow]

Helo

[rich crow]

Ikr

Well

He look like steve but handosome

Im new to this game

[gilded flower]

you had the steam rider gloves, no wonder you don’t like decently looking skins

[rich crow]

Any tips?

[hexed igloo]

Steve if he got some details on his face

[sick cave]

I prefer like the simple one

[rich crow]

1. I dont have tips xd

What should i buy

Knofe or a gloves

[hexed igloo]

my m4 necro ST

[rich crow]

Perfect

[rich crow]

Knife

[sick cave]

I have 3 akr carbon with full stickers and I keep using them even tho I have other akr

[rich crow]

Great choice

I been in so2 for like 300+ hours

[hexed igloo]

i crafted one with full neon dragon color

I like and hated it

[rich crow]

Im still practicing

[sick cave]

Which one is the neon dragon again?

[hexed igloo]

Dragon rise

[rich crow]

Give me crsdit card💀

[hexed igloo]

Dragon rise logo.

But wirh glitch

[sick cave]

Oh that one, It looks better on M4 necromancer

[hexed igloo]

no it does not

[rich crow]

@sick cave how many hours u got

[hexed igloo]

PLEASE never put it there

[sick cave]

I don't remember

[rich crow]

F

When im stuck at

[hexed igloo]

2130h

would say i got bored

[sick cave]

Oh wait, Not that one

Neon dragon is ugly

[hexed igloo]

The non colored one is better

[sick cave]

I thought it was phoenix blazon colour

[sick cave]

Fax

[hexed igloo]

bruh what

[sick cave]

Yea, I forgor what the sticker called

Phoenix blazon colour looks good on M4 necro

[hexed igloo]

they adding too much skins I don't even know some exist

Like wtf is a Fabm flight

[sick cave]

Yea, I even forgot about P90 ghoul existence

That's the only good looking P90

In my opinion

[hexed igloo]

cursed flame is the worst skins
you can't change my mind

[grim nacelle]

Need stand-off 2 friends

Casual Maby

[rich crow]

Am i only one who loves awm scratch skin?

And some red and black skins?

[hexed igloo]

nah

I have Awm scratch with full Suhsi Color

And that onigiri charm

[sick cave]

Which skin again?

[hexed igloo]

Cursed flame

[rich crow]

I ahve awm scratch with a piece of crap charm 💀

[hexed igloo]

The FabM and M40 skins

[rich crow]

and?

[hexed igloo]

the one that looked like Amaterasu

[sick cave]

Same here! Akr carbon is my favourite

[hexed igloo]

If you watch naruto tht is

[rich crow]

Same

Similar to csgo

[hexed igloo]

Wanna see my awm scratch?

[rich crow]

Sure

[sick cave]

Can't find any skin called cursed flame

Cold flame?

Yes, It's horrible

[rich crow]

Carbon akr is almost look like a csgo skin

[woeful ether]

Dangar fastlegs

[rich crow]

Whay

Why do i hardstuck at gold

[sick cave]

That's why I prefer simple skins like that. I hope axlebolt will bring more skins like this and not those childish cheap looking skin

[rich crow]

I almost ranked up to phoenix

[rich crow]

ikr

I love red and black skins

I hope they add new maps

like balamced map

[sick cave]

They will, In season 4 update

[hexed igloo]

yeah

[rich crow]

I cant wait🤩

[hexed igloo]

they have chads as ct

[sick cave]

Beta male as T?

[rich crow]

I hope theres a new mechanic things in so2

[rich crow]

Beta vs meta

[hexed igloo]

Greek Physique

[sick cave]

Cold flame is a cheap copy of dg

[hexed igloo]

"gg" vs "ez"

[alpine atlas]

@sick cave i love watch you on yt bro

[gilded flower]

the bad ending: you forgot to wash the dishes and your dad comes back from work and does it for you

[rich crow]

Sandstone = Dust2
Province = Inferno
Rust = Cache
Zone9 = Nuke
Sakura = Mirage

And greece is gonna be uh

[sick cave]

Thanks

[hexed igloo]

Greece

[rich crow]

What about me😭 😭

Me useless

No one loves me bro😭 😭 🤡

[alpine atlas]

idk u

[rich crow]

😔 😔

[sick cave]

Santorini

[rich crow]

Whats that

[hexed igloo]

My drugs

[sick cave]

That one csgo map

[rich crow]

oh

[sick cave]

💀

[rich crow]

Lemme google

[rich crow]

Oh yea

Ight

[hexed igloo]

if consuming Isd was a competition 🥇 🥇 🏅

[gilded flower]

island in greece

[sick cave]

Yep

[warped lichen]

Hii

[sick cave]

Sup

[sick cave]

Nice medal

[rich crow]

Hi

[hexed igloo]

tomorrow gonna spend another 10 hours on some drawing lesson that i didn't sign up for

[sick cave]

😭

[gilded flower]

if taking 300 grams of psychodelics was a eating competition

[rich crow]

Imagine if standoff 2 launched the first major tournament championship

The prize will be uhh

500k lol

Idk

[gilded flower]

just dont go there

[rich crow]

Im predicting it

[gilded flower]

trueee

[alpine atlas]

How much did you spend on skins? @sick cave

[warped lichen]

@sick cave how tf 4k kills on akr

That’s so much bro

[gilded flower]

real

[rich crow]

Gotta sleep

Goodday yall

[warped lichen]

I mean it in a good way

Like I am amazed

[hexed igloo]

drawing my 617th hatsune miku doodle

[sick cave]

I think that's low

[alpine atlas]

lol

[gilded flower]

that’s not art

[sick cave]

More than $200

[eager raptor]

why did i get banned device

[sick cave]

With cases

[eager raptor]

because I'm from AS

[warped lichen]

Yoo

[alpine atlas]

That's a lot -

[warped lichen]

But butter has an amazing acc bcuz veteran 2019 gold medal

[sick cave]

I keep gambling and wasting my money

[gilded flower]

have you gambled like 150$ out of the total ammount

[sick cave]

Yea, I don't have the 2018 one tho, Because back then, I'm playing on bad device

[alpine atlas]

[gilded flower]

nah it’s investing

into loss

mental training

[sick cave]

I think like $60 or something on glove cases when it first came

[gilded flower]

bruh you have like

a butterfly

and

glove

[hexed igloo]

me

[warped lichen]

Broo np I don’t even have 2019

[gilded flower]

owning you is worthless

[sick cave]

💀

Now I'm really waiting for season 4

Just wanna see what kind of skins they will bring

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[hexed igloo]

how you guys be having time to play this game

[brittle knoll]

No

Yes

[sick cave]

I only play when I wanted to record

[brittle knoll]

Jinx

[alpine atlas]

I spent it on skins 0.00$

[gilded flower]

pov: my art teachers after receiving a 19626th furry drawing from some special ed autistic alt girl from my school

[warped lichen]

@sick cave btw how do u have so good medals?

[brittle knoll]

He actually worked for them

Like literally worked for them

[sick cave]

I don't think my medals are that great

It must be nice to have that veteran medal

[brittle knoll]

🐇

[sick cave]

The axlebolt logo

[alpine atlas]

@sick cave And how much did you make from youtube

[paper tangle]

when you and you when you're and you can whatever you want

[warped lichen]

They are

[gilded flower]

i’m good at managing time, i have managed exactly 0h monthly for standoff 2

[sick cave]

More than working on groceries store, That's for sure 💀

[sick cave]

[hexed igloo]

Bro i have this one student in my class that would draw a furry with a military suit and a gun like M4 everytime

[alpine atlas]

:/

[brittle knoll]

I managed my time towards your mother

[hexed igloo]

That's the only thing he draws

[warped lichen]

I have the worst medals u can imagine

[gilded flower]

i lost count of the furry fanatics at my school

[brittle knoll]

9999h so far

[sick cave]

Which medals do you have?

[paper tangle]

He must be a furry

[warped lichen]

@sick cave if u ever get 100k subs will u have yt as ur main side hussle?

[sick cave]

Well, honestly I don't really care about medals but some people find it cool so yeah

[gilded flower]

it’s either tomboys (they are not hot, they are just unhygienic women with short hair and hairy arms) or alt girls

[warped lichen]

Veteran 2020,2021,2022

[alpine atlas]

i have veteran 2022 🤧

[sick cave]

It is already my main income

[jolly fox]

Message could not be loaded😭

[gilded flower]

i have veteran 2018 silver

[hexed igloo]

He is the only one

And then there's this random tf2 fan

[paper tangle]

Get the gun ready

[rich crow]

[gilded flower]

me too since i had intercourse with you

[rich crow]

I cant sleep

[hexed igloo]

The rest of the class are just a bunch of Weebs

[warped lichen]

Oh wow

[hexed igloo]

i feel uncomfortable

[warped lichen]

So u must earn quite a good amount of money

[gilded flower]

roasting art class members is always so funny

[alpine atlas]

i go play standoff by3

[jolly fox]

Aren't you one

[gilded flower]

they all stupid and mentally delayed

[brittle knoll]

Romanian classes are the most normal

Maybe become romanian

[gilded flower]

thats why i attend ayyyy

[brittle knoll]

Noob

[gilded flower]

you attend art classes

[paper tangle]

I get gang members as classmates

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[hexed igloo]

Yeah, but imagine you have a friend that would say baka and ara ara
I would literally obliterate them with my 12 gauge shotgun

[jolly fox]

Murican

[brittle knoll]

Isn't that normal

[sick cave]

Aight, That's enough chat for today, Wanna get a quick shower and go to bed

[stone jetty]

Are there game codes that I can put?

[paper tangle]

Normal for me ngl

[sick cave]

So c ya guys

[brittle knoll]

In america yea

[warped lichen]

Cya

[jolly fox]

Amn't i your friend?

🐡

[alpine atlas]

Good night

[paper tangle]

Have a good night king

[stone jetty]

Are there game codes that I can put?

[sick cave]

👍

[jolly fox]

And since when did you have friends

🐔

[sick cave]

Gn!

[hexed igloo]

who the fucк are you

[sick cave]

No u 👑

[paper tangle]

Yes you king 👑

[brittle knoll]

All men are king

[sick cave]

C ya!

[jolly fox]

Dunno

[gilded flower]

why did you drop it just keep holding it

[sick cave]

[gilded flower]

you so stupid ongg

[jolly fox]

Then all children are hellspawn

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[sick cave]

💀

[brittle knoll]

Is he wrong

[stone jetty]

Can anyone answer me sweat_smile

[hexed igloo]

this girl be disabled I'm literally faster by just walking 🥱

[stone jetty]

Why 🤔 hmmm

[paper tangle]

She should enable to walk in her settings

[jolly fox]

Clearly superior

[warped lichen]

Guys what u think about femboys?

[brittle knoll]

I am faster than you by running 🥱

[paper tangle]

I find them good

[warped lichen]

Nicee

[jolly fox]

I am faster than all of you by spaceship 🥱

[gilded flower]

i’m paralyzed from waist down and i find your post extremely offensive

[rich crow]

I am faster than you by a speed of light🥱

[brittle knoll]

Your mom is faster than me tho

[gilded flower]

in bed

[brittle knoll]

I have a lot of stamina

[hexed igloo]

why did you f the clay

[jolly fox]

Damn

[hexed igloo]

Making onahole?

[jolly fox]

Are you my father

🐔

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[paper tangle]

He's making a glory hole

[warped lichen]

B-baka >_<

[brittle knoll]

Still finding milk

🐔

[rich crow]

Is so2 gonna add chickens??

[brittle knoll]

Son

[jolly fox]

Not a problem

[paper tangle]

Son

[gilded flower]

what does clay have to do with art m.f this aint primitive technology

[hexed igloo]

+200 jump
x2 flip
+400 wall tap

[brittle knoll]

He should be banned!

[jolly fox]

I saw that video on how those guys helped a crippled girl👍

[brittle knoll]

I have a

[warped lichen]

@hexed igloo y-you are a-a-a b-Baka >_<

[brittle knoll]

Pen I have an apple

[jolly fox]

He will blow your head off

With his 1.2 inch shotgun

[hexed igloo]

I would make myself a girlfriend out of clay

[jolly fox]

No me

[paper tangle]

I think disabled people should be taken out of the gene pool

[warped lichen]

His 1.2mm defeater

[jolly fox]

I will do it first

Now i posses, green haired rimuru

[paper tangle]

I think thats better than having a body pillow

[mellow rover]

[warped lichen]

Damn taking me out of the gene pool already

🗿

[gilded flower]

why keep the weaklings alive

fr

[jolly fox]

Fr

[gilded flower]

just be born better

[paper tangle]

they should be built different

[jolly fox]

@God just bring earth update and remove gene bug

[hexed igloo]

you ever just body pillow with body pillow sheets

crazy

[jolly fox]

These people cant play properly

[paper tangle]

Crazy

[jolly fox]

I use a pillow

Filled with pillows

Now i have

A pillow

[paper tangle]

you have a bigger pillow

[jolly fox]

What if smaller

[hexed igloo]

#📸│photos

For $40

I think it's worth it

[paper tangle]

bro

that's a steal

[hexed igloo]

I would literally

if sleeping was a competition i win

[paper tangle]

I see rain atm

[gilded flower]

objection

actually nvm

im sleep depriver

professionally

literally in my twitter name

[paper tangle]

he's a professional sleep depriver

[gilded flower]

i use it for login in pubgm and meowbahh rule 34

meowbahh on dat techno d

i have it

uncensored

it’s very mid

still jizzed hard

my urethra is bleeding

from the jizz power

[brittle knoll]

🐆

[gilded flower]

@void bronze play in 2 mins?

🐔

[brittle knoll]

I'm showering

🐬

[gilded flower]

im go sleep

[brittle knoll]

Tomorrow

[paper tangle]

He's gonna be sleep deprived

[brittle knoll]

@proper gyro wake up

Go play

0.0001 mins

Too late I'm showering

[brittle knoll]

And who are you?

Bozo

[paper tangle]

He's so late

[brittle knoll]

🐬

2 mins deez nutz

🍿 🥜 🍝 🐓

A date with peanut

He's talking about his recent stories, after getting a mouthful of spaghetti and being left with some in his fork, while pointing with it

And then laughing about the story together with peanut

[paper tangle]

he likes the peanut

[brittle knoll]

They're sitting at their own table in a restaurant

[paper tangle]

A reserved table for 2

[brittle knoll]

Yes

Just when they entered the peanut said "a table for 2"

Popodak told the peanut "you didn't say please"

Then the peanut said "I was pointing at it, it's already there"

And they both laughed, it was a very funny moment

Then they sat down

And called the popcorn basket to serve them the spaghetti

[paper tangle]

what a wonderful day for the both of them

[brittle knoll]

It was a very romantic evening

Popodak revealed his postal horn

That he hid inside the restaurant

[paper tangle]

📯🐓

[brittle knoll]

A surprise skill reveal, the peanut was very flattered after he sung a love song for the peanut

[paper tangle]

🎶 🐓

[final latch]

Kfc

[paper tangle]

No it's popodak

[brittle knoll]

And the peanut confessed that the peanut always loved when he said deez nutz and brought people a dango and popcorn

[paper tangle]

🍡 🐓

[brittle knoll]

Then popodak said how did you know I do that then the peanut said I would also be brought and that was very hot

[paper tangle]

🥜 🍿

[brittle knoll]

And the peanut said I really enjoy peanut exhibitionism

And then popodak paused looked at the camera because it sounded kinda sus so he had to break the fourth wall

And he paused and even the music in the restaurant paused for a second

Because it was a fourth wall break

[paper tangle]

🐓 🧱 🐓

(pretend that's the wall)

[brittle knoll]

And then the peanut was like will you be my popodak and then popodakk sayd wait this isn't the right time to propose

Because I also wanted to propose now, will you be my peanut

And then the peanut said yes and then popodam said yes also and then the camera did a cutout transition to their home

[paper tangle]

🥜 ❤️ 🐓

[brittle knoll]

But then it turns out, after the next scene cut inside the home, it wasn't theirs

And they were both next to delta ray's bed when he was sleeping

[paper tangle]

[brittle knoll]

And then they both yelled dango deez nutz and both pointed a dango each towards delta

And then he woke up immediately and said L + bozo+ratio +who asked

The end, then popodak and peanut lvied happily ever after

[paper tangle]

🦛

[brittle knoll]

🛌 🍡 🐓

[charred crystal]

Selamın aleyküm

[brittle knoll]

Sea

[jolly fox]

This is my second move

[brittle knoll]

Fr

🦕

🤨

[jolly fox]

🐔

[charred crystal]

Ase

[brittle knoll]

Fart on my nose

[charred crystal]

What ??

[brittle knoll]

What ??

I didn't write that

[charred crystal]

Where are you from

[brittle knoll]

🐇

[jolly fox]

🤨

No nose momen

[brittle knoll]

🤨

Yeah I know right

[jolly fox]

Yeah

[brittle knoll]

Why would I write that

[jolly fox]

So cool

🐓 💨 👃

[brittle knoll]

🤤

No

[jolly fox]

That's a spaceship

[brittle knoll]

I didn't send this

Omg

[jolly fox]

🚀

👃

Look

The similarity

[brittle knoll]

The spaceship is about to get

A nose

Delivery

In a box

That's just a preview

[jolly fox]

🐔

[brittle knoll]

🐔

All my muscles are sore

Every single group of muscles

In the world, that is mine

And beyond

[dire ingot]

[brittle knoll]

He's like "tru dat"

[jolly fox]

Nice job ax

@brittle knoll

Spoopy Spoopy

@Spoopy Spoopy

[spring nymph]

@fresh quest

[gloomy egret]

Ey yo

I

I have beaten shadow fight 2

No hacks

[rapid marlin]

No

[gloomy egret]

Yes

[forest acorn]

[grizzled plank]

What the heck is all this?

[paper tangle]

A chat

about idfk what they were on about

[jovial lake]

Aloha epta

[misty vapor]

yo

ahhh noo i lost my master role

damn it

well

nvm

[olive bane]

Hi

[rich crow]

allies?

g3+

[warped lichen]

Yo

[brittle knoll]

Yo mama llama

🦙

And you daddy baldy

🦘