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@nimble spindle try get rank with randoms
And later if you want improve get a team or friends
Yea thanks and I am on a team lol they’re just never online
It's 1:55 where I live rn
Good
Am
Go to sleep
I can't il
Thanks man. It's been so hard since she left
Thought you said you were ill
And you misspelled
Tf
Imma cope then
Nope that was a mistake
Explain yourself
Lol I might be mentally ill
He killed me 😭
I am coping
I'll come to your place in 30 mins
Can u put some cookies and milk
For me
I'll bring you a gify
Like santa
No cookies😭
You should bring me some too 💀
Lol ok
Sure
Thx 😁
If I post a s02 video will you watch it?
Yes ofc
Ok posting one rn
Hell naw bruh give me my legend role. Goofy ahh new rank role system sucks
Definitely gonna complain to maitre
Yea that’s a really cool vid lol nice editing skills
Thank you
I have a lot more videos coming soon. Especially because I bought a 120 fps device
Hii
Yo
I have a question
Is it toxic to call my teammates braindead bots?
If they play REALLY bad
@glad ridge say something lol
I m new in this game
Cool
I m noob too
You missed alot in 5 years
You weren't supposed to wipe out the whole enemy team out if you started soo
Youll get better as you play
Expect people to be so toxic to you that you will question the game youre playing (cause you're new lol)
Whats your account?
Name/id
Maybe i can add you i have no friends online on Standoff anymore
Hello?
Hey
Many people's game accounts in China have been blocked.
Maybe cus of china taiwan??
It's impossible.
Thing politcs thingy yknow
🗿
idk
This has nothing to do with Taiwan.
fart
if only mega was here to listen to your complaints
It's probably because of your country's laws regarding gaming
No, no, no.
then what?

The official account said it was because of the recharge problem.
No. We have not received any news of something happening in other regions. Is it some official notice?
Okay
It is an official notice.
Yes,
Ax
Guys,What Is recommended device for standoff 2?
there was an illegal gold selling business amongst the Chinese community
Crazy how this doesn't involve mega
My English is not good, so I can't tell you the reason completely.
You've received your answer @neat mauve
i wish i was chinese
116058732
They said that someone had an improper operation when recharging.
I don't know much about these things.
This my id
K
haha
That's how all of them got akr treasure hunter and literally every other good skin in the hame
My name ingame is kit
i would be the seller
Dream on
Can u accept my frnd request on discord
if only mega was here to be involved 
@gilded flower take a look at emoji research server
@rich crow send me link
If only mega actually read chat
No
Why do you want to be Chinese?
Prove it
i mean i wish i was chinese back when the illegal gold selling was a thing
Dm
I heard Indian server is back
me when im half chinese
Real?
but xani just say negative comments either way
Factual or fakis
Maybe.
I know
I said it before
no one believed
Awe nvm prolly not
but I think it only happened mostly in China or Vietnam tho
It happened to a lot of my friends.
or they decided to annihilate the AS servers
false.
bro idc about your ethnicity i’m literally talking about selling gold for money in a mobile game
I mean 2000 seems reasonable for that
goofy asss game
moi den
you can’t even speak chinese
Axlebolt:
Yeah, you're right.
I mean
Hand over inv now
my inv worth about 6k G
mine 35k
see
real bummer
not much but still
pretty sure they scan you're credit card info
Take my inventory. I have plenty of gold to play around with
sells inventory for the gold
You mean my purchases 
what if they know your social security number😳 🤨
Probably worth like 50-60 (assuming you rushed)
what do they need that for
🐓
Probably worth like 50-60 (assuming you rushed)
Not including the gold i already have
🦕
Enough for me to feed my next 7 generations and establish a country
🐡
🦕
50-60 what
@jolly fox
@brittle knoll
The voting has decided
Thousand
:bobodak_anticipation:
:kokodak_sad_news:
😦

gold?
Oke. I accept my loss
or us dollah
Bruh ofc i was talking about gold
vrupee
You stupid idiotic rat
about what
2.5$
1kg gold 😳
damn
Oh
1 gram gold ⏏️ ⏏️ ⏏️
and in the official market its 45k/100
fr
Fr.
fr
Is there any official news about when the new season will come out?
I not join emoji research facility
I think this august

Tuff
hope they will figure smth out
The voting said 1v4

OK
I was the 1 (real)
1v5*
Just a chat
Now there's 4 
🦜
Theres 5 💀
Probably worth like 50-60 (assuming you rushed)
Yeah nvm it's more like 70 🐡
🦜
It's ok
I will rebel if the votation fails
🐖
Only spoopy knows
I will change that

When rappers snitch on the whole squad
My writing is like a succubus

Because it changes forms
I dont blame them depending on the sentence
1-5 years ok
20+ im talking
Cause thats more than half of ur life gone
40 is middle age
Bro
Not everyone gets to 100
Going to jail for 5 years for the homies then you know for 3 years. I see some inconsistency here
🦜
You gotta be 18+ for jail + 20
And then to survive in prison you will get in trouble unless you lay low
You will need to join a gang
Then they ask you to kill someone or smuggle stuff
Life in prison is bad
🦛
Shouldnt be glorified
Unless its a small sentence for something small ill keep quiet
Literally anything over 10+ sucks
i was totally serious
Same thing why would i spend 10+ for people ive knowm for 3 years
Im gonna go
bro, they better handcuff me if they want me to live until 50
ewalk trying his hardest not to sexualize anything i say
He is enticed
(impossible)
try not to dance challenge
level impossible
Try not to headbang challenge
he would find a way to sexualize someone’s dead mom
necrophilia
@hot hornet

He would try i already do
🗿
We are not the same
She died because i was too good
i nearly pinged genezziz because his name starts with gen
Andrew tate is smart with how he acts online, his character inspires so many "MOM HES JUST LIKE ME" brokies to buy his course
That's true he's good at marketing his "product"
I didn't know that to call it
Course ig

Retardation courses
Product being just get rich fast scheme or something
You can make money out of it but its basic stuff
Even your avg joe knows it
Probably
not like
not like everyone is aware of that
if i wasn’t lazy i would probably join it and spam tiktoks
Fanboys post tiktoks of him for cash > advertisment> his thing gets promoted
fr??,
ong??
nahhh
just post his clips and link your PayPal directly 💀
no way
Fr fr ong..
he released one 4 months ago
Where's the rat
taiwan (china)
Türk var mı
𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒈𝒖𝒚𝒔
Hey bro
mans speaking fancy English
🐔
The kokodaks are very judging
😞
oh yo
:v
:/\
Same lol
ׄ^ׄ
Fr man
Got so many servers here as well but its so goddamn boring
No new things to do
But i can do @rich crow tho ;)
Wassup gurl
Long time
so sexist!!1
???
I'm fine, thanks for asking
What kind of goofy ahh font is this
💀
Strato Pro Italic
Why does he feel the need to talk in that font tho
Make kebab
i’m not turkish

to be cool and different
A lil cringe cuz you don't fit in with others
Yeyeyeyeyeyey

𝑰 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒅𝒐 𝒊𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒇𝒊𝒕 𝒊𝒏, 𝒊 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒆𝒏𝒋𝒐𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒏𝒕

ᴘʟᴜs ɪ ɢᴏᴛ ᴅɪғғʀᴇɴᴛ ғᴏɴᴛs ᴀɴʏᴡᴀʏ
Can I buy one
I will give you 3 popux
Btw last time I heard people aren't allowed to use custom fonts here anyway
I just remembered
Oko
oko
stop using fonts to communicate. @grizzled plank
Damn this girl really just finished the sentence right there
Oh
Anyone ban code 2000 😦
@mint ridge one of your kind
🍞
💀
no

just play
m60 goes brr
easiest way to farm sir
tho boring as F 🗿
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I was playing competitive and someone was using cheats, I lost a lot of levels I entered the site to report but the red button does not appear
This horrible game doesn't put a report button inside the game
Okay
true
Hello
Omg is that chinese amogus😱
@jolly fox hello
ok , what do u do ?
I lead a cult
which cult ? Hare Krishna Cult ?
No, it is the ani cult
ok, do u eat cheetos ?
Will I get a serious health disease if I eat 50 gm pack of Cheetos daily ?
What is God ?
👍
Hello
How are you
Good to hear not that good
I keep losing in standoff because of the WiFi
And that makes me angry
Yeah I deleted it but then I downloaded it later again 🤣
Because it a good game
Why you don't play It
Ah ok
I get bored too when I play it
But I don't give up
Looks like you used to play a lot
sounds like a addiction
@proper gyro hahahaha it's true
@rich crow I played like 750 hours
Thanks
Welllll
I'm not that good
Sliver |||
Allies silver ||
I have bad rank but I'm a good player
Btw are you from russia
Nah I just asked im from kosovo
Lol
I play with 60 fps
And my phone its not that good
It's a Samsung
That's a good phone for standoff 2
But
For my phone it's not sometimes
Actually
My fps goes down sometimes
Hi
Hi
I actually play with the highest settings
I now
But I like it in that way
Mabye I will change it

Yeah I agree with you
What?
Guys, will the authorities check the game account tomorrow?
We've got another rumor going around.😂 😂
Ok
If the official deal with a large number of titles, then the Asian service will lose a large number of players.
And may accidentally injure innocent people.
what the hell is the rumor
Should I sell my zone mp5
Officials may check the market and accounts tomorrow.
How much is it on the market
1000
how much did you get it for?
It sounds a little ridiculous, but a lot of people believe it.
10
then sell it
they'll probably do it after the whole Russian and Ukr thing is over
Probably.
also probably means update is near
Cool
happens before or after an update
But it's a little long before the war between Russia and Ukraine is over.
i kinda wanna sell my tanto and kunai
I don't even have the game anymore
ive gained profit from since months ago
so idk how much my inv cost anymore
Hi
Guys do u know any good budget phone that runs this game on 120hz with no fps drope qnd overheats?
How much does the M4A1 bubblegum and the Awm boom cost now?
idk sold my bb for 260
and the USP Stone Cold cost?
800ish
cuz those are the only skins Ik I have in my inventory
boom idk roughly same as genesis or lower
500 profit 
Huawei and Xiaomi phones are good.
I got it for 366
i got it for exact 400
noice
Huawei has no google support and xiaomi overheats always
At least he's honest about it
i own a redmi note 10 pro and barely feel fps drops on so2
that is low low my dude
apex yea
120fps???
Haha, this is really a hard injury, but Huawei seems to be able to support Google.
what is an cool average kd's
you can hit 120 but not run stable 120
1.90 and above
And you can try to turn on the fan to solve the problem of hot mobile phone.
yea
you don't have to use the akr
ima increase my kd's
just run and gun with a shotgun or hide in corners with a shotgun
yeah but my fps suck
or use a really dumb weapon
How much
20-60
i been trying to reach 1 kd for 1 year
smg meta huh
Usp kills faster than ump
also just cleaned my phones case port holes
it was dirty
lol
how does debree build up so fast
it could not rival famas
Because you don't bathe your phone
famas was cool
famas was stoopid
put your phone in water.
99 in 1 with armor
NOW.
I ate lobster yesterday
how was it
it was good
(idk what I was expecting lmao)
oh wow at red lobster?
He was cool
naw
was that person a she?
full on home cooked lobster
Hell naw
im not gonna continue the joke
His name was Steve 
Poor Steve
omg.
you haven't got driving license yet?
cuz yesterday was my final day with him 
I have my permit to drive
I have to take a test inorder to get the license
don't you get that since 14.
No
(I remember josh getting it)
You have to take a school for the written test and then you get the permit
Each state has its own driving law
and set of driving classes
yea.
and which age you can get the permit
I had to get my permit when I was 16
And renew it like last month
to take the driving classes
cool beans.
yea it was a weird process
I'll probably have to wait till 18 to get a license as a permit rn would be useless.
it sometimes be like that
(no more vroom vroom)
No more vroom vroom
Zummmmmmmm
ancksiety and depresione.
Copium
pog man
yo
how's it been Ryan
How are u?
I am good
I shall proceed to hire a Romanian (Thoon) to steal your car.
Bruh
Thoon as a hitman
And what time do you live?

yippy ka yey.
🌮
That's Alabama
actually?
Yea
didn't knew.
Is this from Mexico?
yes.
kinda

when some texan bbq.
we don't use those kinds of tortilla since we use corn tortillas or from flour
from scratch
Brazilian barbecue is best in the world currently oof
I want to try burrito.
What is his dough made of?
even better.
Tofu?
for what 
no.
Burrito
shawarma is so good though 
I thought they used another ingredient
cuz you can make it toasty or you can keep it soft and put sauce on it
I hate corn personally.
Salsa is good
but the fiber my friend 
I like
I like my homemade one
Bruh
I put a really spicy pepper (I forgot what's it called) chopped it, put purple onions, lemon and salt and mix it in a bowl
which makes it more spicy and sour

ghost pepper? jalapeño?
jalapeño is used to eat of off separately
If I eat one of these I'm sure to die.
why?
ghost pepper is used as a powder
chili?
traditionally mixing jalapeño with a taco is like illegal idk
like if you mince it in tiny pieces
and put it on the taco
idk why
.
it's weird honestly 
The pepper I use is a small green pepper
it's like a chilli pepper but smaller
@paper tangle you do know acid makes capsaicin worse
yea Ik
we still do it because we like it like that
and it's like the only thing that can keep us sane because if it's not spicy we're like dead inside and if it is spicy we like more alive
feels great eating it
only spicy thing i like is my pizza and ramen/noodle dishes
nice
Yes
🐓
I wonder where's spoopy
What the ded doing
sadge
nice
I'm just vibin on my bed

I'm just doing nothing
technically yea it's something
true
let's try to make it a blue chat
just saw apex switch and good the gameplay looks packed
💀
Imagine
It sometimes be like that
bro
diamond lobby but no ones airstrafing and tap strafing enough
I had that too

and yet you see apexm players literally everyones movement cracked
With aim assist
I still wonder they get aim assist

for consoles I get it but for mobile

My brain kinda going wack atm
sadge
what the hell is hf 
I haven't played Apex in a while
you get dia mates
no you get plat mates
NO you GET GOLD lobbies WITH GOLD MATES
like wat
Hard stuck bronze 
bronze be cool
bronze be bannable
the blue chat ended 
bro ihop was broken and fun af
Ihop 
no need to main octane when everyone including gibby is just like octane
Like the restaurant 
infinite hopping
The waitress gives you a spitfire
Him
imagine seeing a gibby coming at you at breakneck velocity infinite bhopping pk'd in the face
🗿
Gibby is cracked honestly
He's using a drug enhancer
What if it was Octanes
isn't Gibby gay?
Cuz he has a boyfriend
In the story
Maybe
he's probably hallucinating
op
that would explain it
no octane just a dare devil madman
He likes grenades
🐇
no he uses nades cuz it was used as a reference to that tf2 speedrun iirc
and wanted to try that
he beat it
but he lost his legs cuz he wasnt a brickhouse pilot
lol
he was
Stickman
Henry vs uh So2 man
Who would win
why the long face
He has a long face
That too
he seems the type of dog to sniff coke Infront of a live audience
Have tried to uhh lay out the bag
like make it flat
And then down it down
English hard
Hi
amoogus
Lol I always forget about my pfp till someone points it out
🤣
I feel like someone should make an amungus but for cows and call it amoogus :p
im going to eat 2 pizzas
Awh how come?
That’s a lotta pizza lol good luck!
For this server or the one in game?
thank you
share.
Either 🤣
Eat it
not arrived
In game there should be a setting to turn it on and in here you just go in the "create vc" and it will make a VC for you
i never choke (i’m experienced)
Oh alright
send message when arrived.


i’ll try
I'd love to have a uh.
me
you know the uh.
my balls
yes, your basketball.
you pig.
it’s not blacklisted
Hi
Hi
:)
nice
size matters
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