💬│english-chat

[stray violet]

[rich crow]

1v1

[warped lichen]

Same

[stray violet]

Let's cry together

[warped lichen]

Okay Ewalk-san

_<

[nova cypress]

5v5 dm me fast

[stray violet]

Omg all the skins with neons are disappearing

I'm so mad rn

🤬 🤬

[rich crow]

Hi

[dusk grotto]

My first hightlight so2 video was ready 😈

[lost hill]

Ok.......

[covert wraith]

Ok

[charred crystal]

Sea

[spring nymph]

As

[sly scarab]

bruh how do I find english lobbies

[steel yew]

How to get unban account ban id 1001?

[sly scarab]

what?

[steel yew]

How to get standoff 2 account unban account ban id 1001

?

[sly scarab]

oh ok
idk man

I would create a new account if ur banned
idk how to unban accounts

why are you banned?

[steel yew]

For mod menu i use to knife but on the account i have good stuff

[sly scarab]

ye
srry u lost ur stuff

how long is the ban?

[steel yew]

No tike

Time

[sly scarab]

oof

but seriosly how do I find english lobbies
I keep getting russian lobbies

[paper tangle]

What server are you

[sly scarab]

usa east

ik its wierd

[paper tangle]

I'm US South your good

And the NA servers died long ago dude

It used to be more alive back then

[sly scarab]

oh oof

lol

[paper tangle]

So you missed out

[sly scarab]

ok
I just wanted to play tac shooters on the go lol

um u know of any other mobile tac shoters?

[forest lichen]

Guys are game good now?

[paper tangle]

Sadly no I don't know

[sly scarab]

ok

[paper tangle]

I'm just here as a regular

Talking to others

[forest lichen]

Sad for your server na

[paper tangle]

just doing my thing

[sly scarab]

ok cool
I am a game dev so I could make my own
just dont have other ppl to play

[paper tangle]

Cool

Just don't try to advertise it here

You will get banned for that

[sly scarab]

ye ik

[paper tangle]

This chat is mainly to chill with some randoms or the regulars here

or talk about the game

[sly scarab]

us south still up?

[paper tangle]

I think so

I haven't played in a while

[sly scarab]

ok
I will try that

[paper tangle]

nice

Have a good time

[sly scarab]

k thx

[paper tangle]

[forest lichen]

Noice

[noble dagger]

[olive bane]

Flash?

[vale sparrow]

no

lol

imagine being bad

[paper tangle]

thats honestly sad that he's saying that

[hot hornet]

fart

[wide bluff]

sad

[wide bluff]

me

[vale sparrow]

fr

[vale sparrow]

rly?

[paper tangle]

sadge

[vale sparrow]

damn

im editing and its going well???

wtf

no wayyy

[paper tangle]

it be like that

[wide bluff]

half the time i have my moments though

[vale sparrow]

like my last 2-3 videos

trash

now that magic after i got a knife came back

xD

[vale sparrow]

so u like me

inconsistent

u need more aim/cross air placement practice

trust me

👍

[wide bluff]

im getting better lol

[wide bluff]

i just wish my team mates were a little better

[vale sparrow]

its the rank

when u get to gold u will get some sweets

ofc in the gold 3s and 4s

im editting

:c

but im down

nah ill stop editting

for 1-2 defuse games

idk

u ingame?

already did it

soo?

[stray violet]

Game dry as hell

Might just "accidentally" sell all my stuff

[vale sparrow]

idk but me and xani having some fun

he stealing my deagle ace first round

[stray violet]

Sell everything

Request harmony daggers

[paper tangle]

farted

[stray violet]

Wake up to only those daggers and my medals

[vale sparrow]

farted

[shell tendon]

will the bancode 2000 bugs be fix?

[vale sparrow]

idk

im not banned soo

[shell tendon]

💀

[vale sparrow]

BrUhhHhHH

i wanted zone 9

someone voted sandstoneeee

[vale sparrow]

@rich crow im still kinda madddd

if i was recording i was actually going to be mad

but that was ffn so

eh

u didnt see me doing 4 1 taps in a row

WHYY

i wanted high shoty kills

maybe we do some m40 kills

but nahhhh

sandstonee

he ded

not even on

same]

i see

spell icup

[mellow rover]

Wussup

Sheesh hitting them 360 jump no scope thru smoke while being flashed i see i see

Just living my last few weeks before having to work like an adult now

Ikr , hard to believe

I can't either

Only thing i can say is stay kid forever bruh

Can't believe i'll habe to work

Thats is crazy

[thick yoke]

why u talking like you finna be executed

ong?

have u finished school yet

what course did u finish

also there's this one guy on tiktok, they're Filipino but they teach you ways on how to put the simplest stuff you've done sound really advanced on a resume

[proper gyro]

tiktok

[thick yoke]

Ok

[proper gyro]

yeah no

[thick yoke]

this is an actual tiktoker tho

that gives amazing advice

NO

listen

listen

[proper gyro]

sorry im not interested tiktok Phd

[thick yoke]

in college

[vale sparrow]

OMG

[mellow rover]

Ikr

[stray violet]

You pro

[vale sparrow]

my edit actually looking good

no

way

[vale sparrow]

ik

he good

[thick yoke]

bro the guy taught me how to have my sarisari store skills sound absolutely amazing in a resime

resume

[vale sparrow]

@rich crow wanna see my edit when done?

cuz it looks insane

ig

idk

[mellow rover]

Me too

[vale sparrow]

ok

[mellow rover]

[vale sparrow]

ill make it unlisted

[stray violet]

Can someone give me 47 gold?

[proper gyro]

basically nox finished the normal education

and hasn't gone for higher form of education

i.e uni.

[thick yoke]

ah

over time it just becomes stock knowledge

[proper gyro]

i only know how to make a basic website lol

[thick yoke]

cause if you're pursuing for one thing like a certain job the info about that job that u learned in school actually stays

DAMN

I can't make one without making it look flat

damn atlantic bakery

[mellow rover]

Started learning actual thing 3 years ago so....

[thick yoke]

it's the bakery's fault

[mellow rover]

Yeah went in a professional school (just an alternative to normal school but focused on a domain)

[proper gyro]

pretty there are actually specialized online schools that like only teach you what you need and want for that degree and the degree they give is actually legit and works

i think that one exists for I.T

idk bout others

alot cheaper than normal school too

its not like entire like online school

more like they have a website

i forgot the details

i watched about it long ago

they offer like 3 degrees

idk what they called the low one probably entry?, professional, masters. iirc

i remember seeing the pro one for 500bucks?

idk

[mellow rover]

The seller domain but its not only that it comes with multiples kind of works too

[mellow rover]

I live in Europe school is free

[proper gyro]

our public schools are trash

barely any good one's

[mellow rover]

Yeah 3 years of waking up a 4 in the morning and getting back at home at 6pm all that to have max 5 - 6 hours of sleep, i better get rich in the next 10 years

[hexed igloo]

damn

[mellow rover]

I know ,i know and being lazy like me dont helm lmao

[hexed igloo]

i wake up at 5am and home at 4pm

[mellow rover]

Yh my shool was like 20km away but traffic is so dense the first year was taking us like 2h to go there

[hexed igloo]

my waking up schedule be like an alarm, no matter how tired i am for some reason if i sleep at 11pm i would still wake up at 6 on the weekends

[mellow rover]

Damn i wish i could

[mellow rover]

Can't do that here

[hexed igloo]

it used to be 6am to 2pm, but they just changed the curriculum this year

[mellow rover]

I used my phone an put 3 at different times lmfao cuz i was turning it off an going back in my bed

[mellow rover]

Wtf used to be good asl

[hexed igloo]

ikr

but good thing is, i don't get as much homework now

[vale sparrow]

now

[hexed igloo]

So i guess there's something good

[vale sparrow]

won

dem

[mellow rover]

2 pm you'll have plenty of times to do anything in the rest of the day

[hexed igloo]

yeah

[vale sparrow]

3:58am

ig americans?

or?

[hexed igloo]

no

[mellow rover]

I was doing them only when it was the anoying teacher giving them otherwise i was saying " i cale at 7pm i went straight to sleep" lmfao

[hexed igloo]

Bro

I will always do the homework from these "annoying" teachers too, and i'll do the other when it's almost the deadline 😭

High

I'm high

😮‍💨

I'm high, but my money broke

we go jim

💪

[mellow rover]

Even if i wanted dont got time for that

[hexed igloo]

just

Wake up at 2

[mellow rover]

I aint heartbroken enough

[hexed igloo]

damn

Don't you get like exercises at school

[mellow rover]

/desapear

[hexed igloo]

Nah emo be dead af
Zyzz bros be Shredding

[sinful bloom]

Ui demais

Dança gatinha Dança

[hexed igloo]

i would choose a gothic girl over an emo
you ain't gonna die with my money dumbas

[sinful bloom]

cavalo

[vale sparrow]

in 10-15m is going to be done @rich crow

[hexed igloo]

what

[vale sparrow]

sry

xd

i ment xani

[hexed igloo]

that's

Nox

[vale sparrow]

ehh

im just doing my thumbnail

a bit later

[hexed igloo]

i haven't played so2 in 2 weeks bro

i be having no time to do anything

[vale sparrow]

cool

[hexed igloo]

They be like "check out this new gacha game" bro i'm out here struggling how to draw a realistic god damn chair

[vale sparrow]

wait wha

ok i pull up

[hexed igloo]

i haven't even draw anything since before covid hits

[vale sparrow]

same

ye

go ahead

[sinful bloom]

ui

[paper tangle]

@stray violet are you ok from yesterday king?

[vale sparrow]

@rich crow im upleading it

finally

that took 3h with 2 defuse games

xd

[stray violet]

No. And today's not helping much either

[plain lagoon]

soooo when will the devs actually address and fix the ban wave bug 💀

[quick whale]

[paper tangle]

that sucks

i hope you feel better soon king

[plain lagoon]

guess I lost my acc then

[cunning pollen]

give me a knife code please ?

[plain lagoon]

ofc

bancode 2000

happened once at winterfun

[grizzled spruce]

we’re u hacking?

[plain lagoon]

they fixed it in like 3hrs

[plain lagoon]

bug bro

[grizzled spruce]

were*

i see

[plain lagoon]

almost everyone got that

[plain lagoon]

but now more than half a day alr

💀

[grizzled spruce]

i don’t have so2 installed so idk

[plain lagoon]

distribution of cheat and fraud

ik

trying to sell stuff then flee

will it tho

[grizzled spruce]

probably not

[plain lagoon]

as long as the anticheat remains as shtty

never will they be able to revive the game

[hot hornet]

🗿

still excited for Season 4

12 more days until estimated release of the trailer

[gilded flower]

L

[gilded flower]

i brutally beat him up after he didnt give me a dollar

[void bronze]

[plain lagoon]

u must remember the overlay lobby thingy still exists

after a year

and they actually managed to fix that once 🗿

[void bronze]

wdym once

did it come back

[plain lagoon]

yes

literally

they fixed it after winter fun

but reappeared somewhere between wf and 5yrs

check #📸│photos

🗿

[jolly fox]

It's

Mashiro

[plain lagoon]

they did

people actually recognized her

finally

💀

sakurasou no pet na kanojo

[jolly fox]

I literally saw you for the first time

[void bronze]

damn you get that often?

[plain lagoon]

bro

all the fking time

[void bronze]

sad

[plain lagoon]

I know how to fix that

in specific conditions tho

nice conspiracy

[wide bluff]

do people ever join clans from the clan chat

[jolly fox]

But i dunno if people randomly tell you that they recognised the character in your pfp

[gilded flower]

@void bronze

[void bronze]

i dont think so 💀

[plain lagoon]

yes

people wont do that often

[void bronze]

just ping?

[gilded flower]

like 2 bronzes who are so bad they couldnt find any other clan

[wide bluff]

how do i fing active players then T-T

[jolly fox]

What bullshіt is this

[gilded flower]

no

[abstract knoll]

any1 open gold 3 clan above?

[plain lagoon]

I do

but

my main is banned

wait until the update

[void bronze]

how

[plain lagoon]

💀💀

[wide bluff]

lmao

how

[void bronze]

play?

[plain lagoon]

bancode 2000

the bug from winter fun

[wide bluff]

damn

[plain lagoon]

AGAIN

I got that in winter fun too

[abstract knoll]

oh

[plain lagoon]

nice devs

[void bronze]

dont play on winter next time

[abstract knoll]

it's fraud ban huh

[plain lagoon]

yes

[paper tangle]

fraud

[abstract knoll]

just 2000?

[plain lagoon]

false banwave

[void bronze]

fraud

[plain lagoon]

second time in less than a year

grats to axlebolt

[wide bluff]

u can join mine idc how good u are i just want people who understand English and are active

[plain lagoon]

yes

still kept the photo

banned right after a match

[paper tangle]

thats funny

[plain lagoon]

they removed the ban 3hrs later tho

that was fast

unlike this

🗿

[paper tangle]

i honestly find that funny

[little shard]

I don't know if I'm the only one but it won't let me in and I have to use vpn to be able to play and I haven't been banned, neither my account nor my cell phone and I don't know why

[gilded flower]

yes

[paper tangle]

vpn does nothing on so2 btw

[abstract knoll]

what slot?

[gilded flower]

but currently i’m watching my handicap teammmate desperately trying to do something i dont even know what

[little shard]

I only get the connection error

[abstract knoll]

you can see codeban on website tho

[paper tangle]

legs

[little shard]

I don't get any ban code or anything

[paper tangle]

vpn does nothing for so2

[abstract knoll]

yeah manual ban gl with that

[paper tangle]

you can play a vpn on standoff and you wont get banned

[abstract knoll]

true

[paper tangle]

it doesnt count as a "3rd party app"

but if you have a connection error

then vpn does nothing to fix that

[plain lagoon]

bruh

wait

[gilded flower]

he’s sexually harrassing.a rock

[little shard]

before I used vpn I played well it's not my fault I play well and others don't accept it

[plain lagoon]

I still havent found it yet

lmao

[paper tangle]

ayo 🤨

[wide bluff]

what u mean

[gilded flower]

he’s so stupid

[paper tangle]

really dumb

[gilded flower]

he doesn’t deserve to have internet

[abstract knoll]

how many slot available?

[wide bluff]

alot i have only four members

[abstract knoll]

dm me

[jolly fox]

@gilded flower

[gilded flower]

what u want

[paper tangle]

something

[jolly fox]

=11 left

[hexed igloo]

he bust it down sexual style

[void bronze]

cant

maybe later

[plain lagoon]

anyone using iphone or ipad to play can have a request at iFan tag

[jolly fox]

Let me find da wae

[plain lagoon]

my tag btw

[wide bluff]

its boosted

[plain lagoon]

🐧

[jolly fox]

=26

[paper tangle]

fat rat style

[hexed igloo]

cranberry

[gilded flower]

he failed to get erect

[sick cave]

@plain lagoon ban code 2000: Fraud and/or cheats popularization
Unbanned: impossible

[paper tangle]

he was to saucy

[hexed igloo]

the m4 stock is as unstable as menntal health

[jolly fox]

🐔

[plain lagoon]

bro

[jolly fox]

Get fuсked

[void bronze]

myental health

[paper tangle]

myental 🤨

[plain lagoon]

literally

[jolly fox]

🐓

[sick cave]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[hexed igloo]

I can't tyep

[plain lagoon]

that’s a false banwave

[hexed igloo]

Bro

Ok

[plain lagoon]

they removed it once

💀

[sick cave]

Prolly not

[sick cave]

Ik

[abstract knoll]

no

[hexed igloo]

Check what 2000 is

[plain lagoon]

I know bro

[paper tangle]

but the fat rat says its fraud

[void bronze]

yeah there were a banwave

[plain lagoon]

but if thats the case I will be quitting since winterfun

but here I am

[jolly fox]

@hexed igloo it's still wrong after editing

🐔

[void bronze]

but i forgot when it happened

[hexed igloo]

2000; Мошенничество И/ИЛИ распространение читов (Fraud and/or cheats popularization)

[void bronze]

[plain lagoon]

why dont any of u know about the previous false banwave

lmao how

[viral pawn]

Idk

[paper tangle]

like december of last year

[sick cave]

We know

[paper tangle]

somewhere around that time

i think

[hexed igloo]

not bother to correct myself

[plain lagoon]

some people got 2000

[sick cave]

But since yours is not fixed yet, The ban are probably not a false ban

[plain lagoon]

some got device banned

[hexed igloo]

Idk bro

[void bronze]

a lot of people

[plain lagoon]

💀💀

many still havent

[jolly fox]

No i mean you tried. And failed

[viral pawn]

Luckily I didn’t get banned

[jolly fox]

[hexed igloo]

I just play the game normally and my account still up for over 4+ years now

[paper tangle]

same

[viral pawn]

Goddamn bruh

[sick cave]

5 of my accounts never get ban, Prolly because I never cheat ¯_(ツ)_/¯ there's no such things as false ban if you don't do anything goofy

[plain lagoon]

err yes

its axlebolt

😅

[viral pawn]

I lost 2 of my accounts

[wide bluff]

@abstract knoll did u want to join?

[viral pawn]

Bc I forgot the pw

[paper tangle]

but what if i was goofy

[gilded flower]

you just didnt try to get good

[abstract knoll]

just play normal wassup with that

[plain lagoon]

join vietnamese standoff 2 community

[abstract knoll]

yea dm me

[plain lagoon]

like

[hexed igloo]

If it's a false banwave, which in other case was about Game center, they will announce it and will be solved

[plain lagoon]

all of them were raging about this

[sick cave]

You can also get ban if you install something like game guardian in your device even if you don't use it in standoff

[gilded flower]

they never announced it before

[plain lagoon]

I use iphone bro

[viral pawn]

Damn

[void bronze]

is it jailbroken

[hexed igloo]

Lusik's 10000003 ID account

[plain lagoon]

no

[void bronze]

damn

[plain lagoon]

as I said

false banwave

some got 1002 tho

lucky me

[void bronze]

1002 is cheat

[hexed igloo]

1002 is cheating

[covert wraith]

Ppl dont get false banned

[sick cave]

Have you tried reinstall the game tho

[plain lagoon]

ik

[gilded flower]

(real)

[abstract knoll]

try contact the bot on website

[viral pawn]

Wtf is 1002

[gilded flower]

(never happened before))

[abstract knoll]

1001 - 1003 cheat

[void bronze]

he just said it

[plain lagoon]

yes

[hexed igloo]

1001, 1002, 1003 is just about cheating in the game/ having unfair advantage

[plain lagoon]

I got device banned

[wide bluff]

its friend only

[covert wraith]

Just like 2 times and they unban

[plain lagoon]

then I reinstalled

[covert wraith]

When use awm ban

[plain lagoon]

my clone is still accessible

[abstract knoll]

banCode 2000 - 2106 fraud

[void bronze]

is ipad with 120 fps unfair

[covert wraith]

😂

[plain lagoon]

but my main it says 2000

[viral pawn]

Oh sh ok ok

[plain lagoon]

💀💀

guess I gotta go in with my main first

[hexed igloo]

I think screen smol so some disadvantage

[plain lagoon]

ik

[void bronze]

ban

[plain lagoon]

but they r literal silvers

💀💀

<1 kd

[gilded flower]

only 2 times

[paper tangle]

something tells me they're mad

[gilded flower]

only

[plain lagoon]

nothing sus at all in their history

[hexed igloo]

People can start using cheat at anytime you know

It's flexible

[plain lagoon]

ik

[covert wraith]

@gilded flower idk if happen more times

Also never got banned

[viral pawn]

I keep playing with Chinese hackers

[plain lagoon]

and antiban cheats are being sold for 6$

like

bro

the code of this game is so messed up

[hexed igloo]

It's not antiban, more like they found away to bypass the current anticheat system

[gilded flower]

it shouldn’t have happened even once

is what im saying

[plain lagoon]

still can call it antiban

with the current situation

[hexed igloo]

Yeah, so why do you expect the name "anticheat" to be literally an anti

[plain lagoon]

axlebolt

anything can happen

quote

[paper tangle]

as im reading this i think im reading an infestation of dumb people and idk why but it seems im one of them

[covert wraith]

I remember one happen when you use awm (they was setting the damage cheat ban and ppl get banned for using awm cuz it makes like 400 damage)

And they unbanned all

[plain lagoon]

LOL

what

fr

one headshot is all it takes to get u banned

💀

[viral pawn]

💀

[covert wraith]

Basically but you get unbanned a few mins

The anticheat was sht that time

[plain lagoon]

last 2000 was 3 hrs

[viral pawn]

How the hell do I not know this until now

[plain lagoon]

guess to unban all of the innocent this time its gonna take days

[paper tangle]

prolly cuz it seemed unimportant to you

[viral pawn]

Prob

[plain lagoon]

the id goes up to 15xxxxxxx btw

[paper tangle]

yea probably

[plain lagoon]

a lot of new accs

mostly hackers

[covert wraith]

We dont know how it see the banned ppl

[plain lagoon]

💀

[covert wraith]

Their register

[plain lagoon]

they banned everything manually

[jolly fox]

By the ip

[plain lagoon]

just read carefully

[jolly fox]

What

[covert wraith]

Manual and anticheat

[plain lagoon]

so this banwave can be a mistake

like

how can they ban literally millions in 1-2 hrs

[covert wraith]

They ban ppl which the anticheat cant ban

[hexed igloo]

cause they listed them.

[plain lagoon]

guess so

[paper tangle]

shh its too late now, let them talk it out and then come back zaner

[hexed igloo]

they collect data for then forward to the devs and will be banned after

[plain lagoon]

hmm

[viral pawn]

😳

[plain lagoon]

but the thing is

I got device banned first

[void bronze]

what

[plain lagoon]

which in general is that I shouldnt be able to access any of my account on this phone

[paper tangle]

reading this is like

having dementia

idk why

[plain lagoon]

but I reinstalled it and still can hop into my clone

[plain lagoon]

ik

[hexed igloo]

thing is i don't even know what you did

[void bronze]

so

[hexed igloo]

truth won't be revealed without tales

[covert wraith]

[void bronze]

devive bnned

reinstall

everything is normal again?

[covert wraith]

My bread is burned

[paper tangle]

the fat rat has spoken

[covert wraith]

My day is ruined again

[void bronze]

thats what happened?

[viral pawn]

Nice typing

[paper tangle]

toasty

[void bronze]

😭

[plain lagoon]

yes

except my main

it got 2000

[void bronze]

damn

[hexed igloo]

it has to be something with your main then

[paper tangle]

someone really hated that account

[viral pawn]

Imagine I get banned rn

[plain lagoon]

I login with my clone first

[void bronze]

do you like

scam people?

[plain lagoon]

after hearing about this wave

[plain lagoon]

no ofc

[hexed igloo]

Where did you hear it

[plain lagoon]

clanmates

and posts on vnese community

[rich crow]

Ez

[paper tangle]

.

[proper gyro]

hey

[rich crow]

Yo

[proper gyro]

wanna see my account get banned?

[paper tangle]

🐓

[void bronze]

so have you logged in with your main yet?

[paper tangle]

yes.

[plain lagoon]

so no one actually knows about the false banwave half a year ago

[plain lagoon]

yes

[proper gyro]

finna do it live on discord

[plain lagoon]

got the 2000

[void bronze]

oh

[viral pawn]

Yessir

[void bronze]

vcc

vc now

delta

strem

[hexed igloo]

Do you at some point have any mutual, that popularizing cheats or related to a scamming case?@plain lagoon

[plain lagoon]

nah

not a chance

[viral pawn]

Nice wallpaper @proper gyro

[paper tangle]

@proper gyro hit em with a 🤨

[proper gyro]

aw hel naw

i aint banned

wtf

[void bronze]

[paper tangle]

you lied to us

[viral pawn]

Bro imagine

Liar fr

[proper gyro]

some nabs claiming they got banned for no reason

why didnt i get that?

[plain lagoon]

bro

u know about probability right?

coming back when I get unbanned

[paper tangle]

its like having dementia all over again

[plain lagoon]

gotta rub it

[paper tangle]

[plain lagoon]

for now

[viral pawn]

Rip

[plain lagoon]

keep the chat as usual

nothing I can do now anyway

[void bronze]

you dont play one game right?

[plain lagoon]

a lot

[paper tangle]

at this point just cope

[void bronze]

thats good

[plain lagoon]

ye ik

[paper tangle]

no like actually cope dude

[hexed igloo]

I don't think 2000 has a chance

[void bronze]

if you only play this game then its sad

[plain lagoon]

but I invested in this game much more than others

idk why

[void bronze]

skins

[plain lagoon]

if false then yes

[void bronze]

yeah

[paper tangle]

wasted money on pixels

[plain lagoon]

and check #📸│photos

that was from winter fun

[viral pawn]

Imagine

[plain lagoon]

u can see the word font is from the old times

[paper tangle]

@proper gyro im looking at 144p

[void bronze]

i spend like $10 on a game 2 months before its death

[mellow rover]

😩

[paper tangle]

its neko

[void bronze]

he's real

[mellow rover]

It izz

[paper tangle]

real

the og man himself

[mellow rover]

Real real real

[proper gyro]

SHEESH

[viral pawn]

My brother spent 40$ on cases and got trash skins

[proper gyro]

shoulda bought bfk dg when it was 2.3 lol

[mellow rover]

[paper tangle]

hyper inflation be crazy

[mellow rover]

[proper gyro]

bro phoenix risen is now 1.8k

💀

[paper tangle]

[void bronze]

📈

[proper gyro]

got it for 1.1

🗿

[paper tangle]

700 profit

[gilded flower]

how much is it

it’s kinda bad

[paper tangle]

hes looking at the uh

phoenix risen atm

[mellow rover]

When i dont have anything to do i come on this discord

[proper gyro]

25k??

[paper tangle]

neko be a busy man

[proper gyro]

for 5years risen??

[viral pawn]

💀

[paper tangle]

[proper gyro]

wtf?

lmao i could easily do the same

🗿

[paper tangle]

ngl at least that guy aint here to talk about his 2000 code ban anymore

[mellow rover]

Dont even log ing lmao

[plain lagoon]

okay

[paper tangle]

i have no idea

[plain lagoon]

still here bro

[paper tangle]

[plain lagoon]

but not gonna talk about it

[void bronze]

we cool

[plain lagoon]

nothing can do but wait

[wide bluff]

welp

[void bronze]

yeah

[paper tangle]

how fat is the rat

[void bronze]

uhh

🐀

[paper tangle]

🐀

thats a big rat

[proper gyro]

this has happened twice now

ppl saying they got banned

but when i stream and log in

I don't get banned

[paper tangle]

what a wonderful society we live in

[plain lagoon]

u dont get banned does not mean others dont too

what is that thought 💀

[proper gyro]

hey if y'all claiming the majority gets banned

[void bronze]

im not banned

yet

[plain lagoon]

have u considered urself to be in the lucky minority 🗿

[proper gyro]

no.

and I don't consider myself to be the minority

[plain lagoon]

well if u r not banned then yes

u r

anyway

[proper gyro]

i am not. simply im clean.

[plain lagoon]

u guys wont believe a word

[paper tangle]

imagine getting banned

[plain lagoon]

so just get this through

[proper gyro]

next time stream when u log in

then u get witnesses

🐬

[plain lagoon]

just wait until the update comes

[paper tangle]

reading chat is fun

[void bronze]

whats gonna be in the next update beside new season

nothing?

[paper tangle]

something

[proper gyro]

i assume like 7k

normal is rn 500+

@rich crow 6.2k

[plain lagoon]

6.2k?

damn

[proper gyro]

those are just two lowballers

[plain lagoon]

after the update thats gonna go down hard

[proper gyro]

the rest are 7k above

[plain lagoon]

I have one with 4 polar bear stickers

or whatever it is

built all of that for 4k3

but no access to account anyway

still got a screenshot of the m4 tho

[rich crow]

Get out silver noobs

[plain lagoon]

ey

these people really didnt believe

[rich crow]

🍦

[plain lagoon]

I’m by myself then

[opaque breach]

buy karambit year of the tiger for 1870g

[paper tangle]

Bet

[proper gyro]

spend extra 1000g and buy karambit dg and get a better karambit

[sick cave]

^

[opaque breach]

matches my m4

[jolly fox]

S

[sick cave]

How much is the karambit dg now?

[rich crow]

Bruh

[opaque breach]

someone to sell me a year of the tiger karambit for 1870g?

[north geyser]

Omg You are so2 youtuber

[paper tangle]

he fell off and died

[sick cave]

[rich crow]

Yeyeyeyeyey

[north geyser]

What are u gonna doing when u reach 100k subs?

[rich crow]

🍦

yeyeyeyeye

[paper tangle]

he's gonna get ice cream

[sick cave]

Prolly running naked in the middle of city

Nah jk

[paper tangle]

that works too

[sick cave]

I honestly don't know

[north geyser]

[sick cave]

[north geyser]

You can think it later 👍

[rich crow]

[proper gyro]

@sick cave 2.8k kara dg

reply didnt work for some reason.

[covert wraith]

@proper gyro LMAO you need see what ive done

Damn need wait 5 mins to sent video

[gilded flower]

when i was in 2nd grade there was a gypsie guy in our class and he was kinda sick in the head and when we went on swimming classes he used to take all his clothes off and slide butt naked on the floor

and we laughed at him

[stray violet]

Would be funny if you were butt naked on my floor

😳

[jolly fox]

He is better off than all of us

[gilded flower]

im butt naked on my floor

[stray violet]

Proof

[gilded flower]

come and see for yourself

[stray violet]

Touche

[jolly fox]

And yet

Look who's a vampire

He achieved happiness so early

[gilded flower]

he’s way too dark to become one

[gilded flower]

come over

[jolly fox]

I meant you

🐓 💨

[gilded flower]

warsaw st. złota 44

poland

[stray violet]

[jolly fox]

@gilded flower

[proper gyro]

bruh

[gilded flower]

pls dont dox me

🤨

[jolly fox]

You gave wrong adress

[gilded flower]

it’s not wrong

[stray violet]

Ok I'm outside

[jolly fox]

Its
Sempu park, 12 machaera road, Brazil

See?

You got it wrong

[gilded flower]

say hi to robert

[proper gyro]

nab

[gilded flower]

lewandowski 🇵🇱🇵🇱 ⚽

[stray violet]

Me and Robert are having a very deep and meaningful conversation

[gilded flower]

he doesnt talk to people with networth under 100 million euro

[proper gyro]

say hi for me

[stray violet]

I skinned him

Accidentally

[proper gyro]

:mfw:

[jolly fox]

What an accident

[gilded flower]

no more famous polish people

(he was the only one)

[stray violet]

I can make you famous

[proper gyro]

such a tradegy instead

[jolly fox]

A catastrophe even

[stray violet]

(missing person status acquired)

[jolly fox]

Achievement unlocked: reach God

[gilded flower]

i wouldnt be surprised if there was a week of silence in case of his death

he’s like more valuable than the queen of england

[proper gyro]

and womans

[gilded flower]

is there any

[jolly fox]

Woah

You mean

Ladies

🐓

I think

[gilded flower]

🎩

mlady

[proper gyro]

the optional Hel

[jolly fox]

🦜

No wait

Guys and girls

[gilded flower]

no one is considering her in the conversation

[jolly fox]

Not guys and ladies

[proper gyro]

that's why she's optional

[jolly fox]

Because that sounds like a bachelor party

[proper gyro]

🐓

[gilded flower]

dear men and dishwashers

[jolly fox]

No

😭

Wait aren't you one?🤨

[proper gyro]

pov: you're in a appliance store

[jolly fox]

Here have 10 cents

[gilded flower]

(debatably) smart kitchen robots

[jolly fox]

Pls wash my dishes

[gilded flower]

you have to insert coins for yours to work?

[proper gyro]

laundromat but its washing machines🗿

[jolly fox]

No, a whack or two does the trick

[gilded flower]

insert cash or select payment method

[jolly fox]

But im being polite with a new dishwasher

[gilded flower]

• tesco

[proper gyro]

tesco mealdeal

[gilded flower]

tesco got out of poland

they closed

[proper gyro]

tesco exist here

but only as sponsored products

🐬

[gilded flower]

no one went there

[jolly fox]

What is tesco

Is that like

A texan themed culinary

🦜

[proper gyro]

no its heaven
-armstrong

[gilded flower]

and like the polish manager of tesco said they decrease their meat quality because polish people can’t appreciate good meat anyway

like 7 years ago

[jolly fox]

[gilded flower]

and last year they closed

🐔

[jolly fox]

🐡

How did they not close 7 years ago

[gilded flower]

i mean they closed because it was inconvenient af

[jolly fox]

Did they sacrifice children's tears

To continue it

Through a dark ritual

[gilded flower]

why would i go to the center of the city to buy groceries

[jolly fox]

Exactly

[gilded flower]

i still have starwars angry birds plushies from tesco clubcard

they are like 10 years okd

[jolly fox]

Why would i when yogurt can be found on my dead neighbour's body, the greens can be found from a tree and mushrooms can be found on damp walls

🖐️

Oh a fish.

[proper gyro]

idk

probably super handy people near the center

[gilded flower]

there’s like 3 stores in poland

franchise

[digital grail]

:/

[jolly fox]

Magic.

[proper gyro]

wow

nice aliveness

[gilded flower]

real

[nimble spindle]

Hi

Does anyone know how to remove roles? I accidentally clicked a ranked role?

[rich crow]

you react again

[nimble spindle]

I don’t think I have a rank tho lol

Oh alright

Yea it won’t remove it lol

It’s alright

[rich crow]

well that's how it worked with the old reaction system, just change it once you have a rank

[nimble spindle]

Ahh gotcha

Idek how to get a rank 🤣

[gilded flower]

🦉

tomorrow

[rich crow]

win 10 competitive matches

[gilded flower]

crazyyty

[nimble spindle]

Alright 😬

[gilded flower]

actually that’s misinformation

you don’t have to win all 10

[nimble spindle]

Huh?

[gilded flower]

🤯

[rich crow]

Play*

[nimble spindle]

Oh alright

[gilded flower]

only if rao was here to warn you

[nimble spindle]

I don’t wanna play with just random ppl just in case anyone wanna play unranked first?

[rich crow]

duty calls, sorry fella

[nimble spindle]

It’s alright lol nw

[jolly fox]

Call of doodie