#general-chat
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preach
they dont hit the minimalist design and then they have no features. its so boring
yeah honestly even the 'normal' Tesla's I'm not a fan of
I don't even know why they've picked here of all places to set up shop but seeing it in person made me realise I haven't been hating enough
A shiver ran down my spine when I read “from Reddit”
everyone at my work drives a s-box and still the one guy with a tesla gets bullied for driving a tesla
As it should be
i was forced down that path for a few seconds
Horrific
I love bicycles
whats an sbox lol
Teslas are banned for a reason in Europe and I stand by that whenever I see an ugly Tesla Drive by me
censored word
OH
otherwise i'll get muted lol
You could hear the gears turning there
Only the Tesla Cyber truck is banned in Europe
I scream “get off the road idiot” in my car when I see a cyber truck
yeah thats what ive named my car
One day they will make the right decision and ban tesla all together
for a first car though im happy with it
Yes maybe
Tesla bonfire night
HOORAY
Love a good bonfire
tbh cars depreciate in value the second you buy one,as long as you like it and it's reliable that's all that should matter imo
Unless it's a tesla or bmw..
its not reliable but ill keep pushing it till it dies or i do
Please don't insult bmws I can't handle it
unless it's like one of those rare vintage cars from like the 60s
they're probably worth alot idk
I do that with my almost 30 year old jeep that starts violently shaking when I go past 50mph
If I stop texting one day just know my jeep took me out first
PSA: Xbox sale has some free/basically free good stuff:
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Free: Space Invaders IG: https://www.xbox.com/en-US/games/store/space-invaders-ig/C5FN9WF5Z4LH/0001
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$2: Battlefield 1 (complete edition): https://www.xbox.com/en-US/games/store/battlefield-1-revolution/BPL68T0XK96W/0001/9PDBJQXGH352
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$3: Asura's Wrath: https://www.xbox.com/en-US/games/store/asuras-wrath/BPN103KDBX2H/0001
i had that problem with my car the other week but it just fixed itself so 🥴
BATTLEFIELD 1 FOR $2!?!?!
Im sure nothing bad will come of this
what a deal
Insane value ngl
and it's the complete edition. Definitely worth playing one of the great shooter campaigns of the modern generation.
i think thats even cheaper than when i bought it
it's like a top 5 shooter ever for me,i adore that game
I keep emailing steam to make all their games free for 30 minutes one day and not tell anyone but as a little fun thing to do
actually same price
you should pitch this to gabe newell i'm sure he'd agree
I've been stuck trying to figure out if I should buy fc3 or not since it went on sale but the responsible side of me says no
He’d definetly not burn me at the stake
naw he chill like that he'll give you a free team fortress hat or sum
Yeah the Ghostly Gibus
I deleted mine on accident and support wouldn't let me get it back 💔
Im a pyro at heart
i can see it actually
everything is sunshine and rainbows to bro
Rainbows 🤤
Trash vs garbage
So hes your spirit animal
(cept im not scottish)
I liked Sniper, but it's one of those classes you play to make others dislike you
that's the point
Otherwise I like Engie or Scout
I WILL taunt you after bodyshotting you when you had 10hp
Even in Team Fortress you were resigned to Medic huh
Looking for any sort of figure or collectible Halo discord?
I dont speak german but I can if you like or whatever lady gaga said
i think team fortress is where it started really
actually i can speak a lil german
the healing crossbow was too fun lowkey
I don't know of any offhand, the closest we have in here is #halo-gear
. why is my name this?
Me too LOL I can actually speak german
du bist eine fartmaxx
Men will just add maxxing to anything
Go cleanyourroommaxxing
showermaxxing
excuse me?
LOL
peak name now
Is what your brother needs to do
truth hypernova
maybe i'll explain that he needs to shower in a more relatable way
yall are the pistons winning tonight?
“If you shower mercy from overwatch will say ‘good job’”
nah
we are already beasting💀
To many games
*Too
👁️👁️
"yo twin to ascend you lowkenuinely need to tap in to cleanlimogging but to achieve that you need to start showermaxxing first"
Instead of soapmaxxing he breaks his pc
Thank you for teaching me . I know too as in they too . And then there to as in go to.
uhuh
I wasn't sure if too was too much correct
Too vs to vs two
Did we pass 2nd grade
it's like an angry ape enclosure when i have to enter his room as he's losing on the game
😂
Dont stick your fingers through the bars 💔
I like to remain calm
This is what happens when Mercy doesn't tell you 'good job'.
I main'd Mercy for a while. I should know.
gotta throw a chunk of meat on the floor, flee the area and then put 3 locks down on the door
Mercy asmr good job on repeat after losing a match
his mercy didn't give him an 'uwu' after getting a play of the game 💔

I am so scared
so understandably he trashed his setup
Yeah.
No
“Update will be completed in approximately 3 hours 57 minutes”
All for a single game mode???
I cant take a joke. But since you are Uk and cant get q gun . It must be funny
internet issue
Better than 3hr 58 mins
Ok I can take a joke.
are we blaming the game for personal issues again
4 hour wait to play infinite 🥀
Four and a half if you count needing to compile shaders again 
and then 4 hour queue time to find a game
If he has a better gun then me then yeah.
true
another 4 hour wait before that from the really long load screen before reaching the main menu
I would too if my fred asmr didn't work
2,000 dollar tv? 8 holes in it
4 extra hours for the UI to load in once you reach the main menu
that's fair
Been at 80% for the last hour
Calm and serious
Have you tried nonchalantly looking away from the screen and acting like you don't care
xbox number 1 😁 😁 😁
I used to do this with my ps2 games that had scratched disks and wouldn't work
Hmm I should do that
i wonder how badly theyre gonna screw up the next xbo xname
Xb helxin
Y'know hearing what they come away with is gonna be exciting
eggs bucks
Threaten to scratch them up further
Oblivion. The emperor
I have payslaystion and egg blox
For the emperor. Calm and serious
Eggs bucks tree sticksy
roblox 360
Sticky rhymes with icky
Morning chat
i just saw icky washing his hands
mega blox series Y
Xbox is extra space for games cant fit on rog
But I must be sympathetic. There was once a time I did not have a pc
So i agree. Xbox go lets
Don't bring icky into this or next xbox will actually become a Polandbox 67
Horrifying
The only colour is orange juice.
with an electric onion peeler
Electricity
Somehow the cooling system is hot oj
hot oj liquid cooling
30k for gamepass
God I can't wait for announcement season again June hurry tf up
June best month forreal
you must pledge allegiance to poland before you can sign in to your account
Imagine there's a coffee shop but instead of coffee it's orange juice and the baristas come home stinking like orange instead of coffee grounds wow I miss my old job
orange juice frappucino or something
idk
Coming home stinking like coffee grounds is like such a romance novel thing I kinda miss it
Sorry im not a robot I can't decipher this
check for update they just dropped one
No worries I was typing it to see if someone helpful would see it
This is actually a thing
Ty Boat for your helpfulness
yw
did icky make it
I do remember seeing the all the orange latte promotions and feeling convinced he had smth to do with it
Do you wnt to add an extra shot of vitamin A into your orange late today? Its just an extra 2.99$
he can't keep getting away with this
Vitamin P and Vitamin Oland pls
Vitamin p makes your skin turn as red as blood
Vitamin oland makes the bottom half of your skin become poland colored Holy moly this is just countryhumans oh my god
polandman
that's nice it would've been crazy if vitamin Oland made me white
Vitamins Oland doesn't work on me for some reason
Poland the broland
instead of vengeance like batman he just says poland before he beats up all of joker's goons
Coffee is a drug and withdrawals are hard to overcome.
"I'm Poland..."
this is why you just find a new drug
Coffee isnt a drug
Caffeine is.
Caffeine is in coffee
Coffee beans themselves aren't bad
I love caffeine!!!!
He actually doesn't need to beat them up. Mentioning Poland already deals 100 damage
red and white shockwave that just wipes out everything in the vicinity
This is what all of my customers would say as they watch me make their 6x shot americano
Orange juice isn't a source of vitamins vitamin c is
Eat pineapples instead
Hopefully it doesn't backfire into Indonesia instead
It's great that they are so enthusiastic about their non addictions
Indonesia pillow 7 dollars
Poland pillow 32 dollars
also truth pineapple is like my favourite fruit
Orange juice definitely has vitamin c
tbf the french pillow deserved to be higher in price
Who th is buying a french pillow thats disgusting
So let me ask yall something. Yall are not addicted to coffee or tea ?
naw just energy drinks
I usually have coffee twice daily and am not addicted yet so
Yall from UK. Just curious. What yalls habits are
Americans when their red white and blue pillow becomes dutch or god forbid french
Have you tried to not have anything with caffeine ?
Either two coffees, a coffee and a matcha or a coffee and coke zero
I've never actually been able to feel the effects of caffeine so it's never made a difference to me
no too hard
My favorite coffee is lavender iced dark chocolate mocha light ice there's my coffee order
Or if im feeling cheuvenistic ill get a matcha
If i drink alot in a short period of time I get sleepy that's the most I've felt of it
I mean I am more or less willingly addicted to caffeine. Specifically for matcha. I mean i coulr quit. I have before.
Then ur not addicted lol
Dr pepper got me in chains
There are definitely some withdrawals
That sounds so fit btw I need to make it
I'm moving house this year hopefully and trust I'm getting my own at home coffee bar 🙏 🙏 🙏
Its so good omg
Nice. And a Coffee pot ?
An at home coffee bar is a dream come true
It'd be part of the bar
In chains, Alice In Chains
The world is a vampire
Peak mentioned
A coffee bar. I never thought of that . Something like star bucks probably
Espresso machine with a milk frother and everything. Matcha station, syrup station all at home 🙏🙏🙏
Starbucks I hate them sm they treat their employees like dirt
When I get home from work im hot and sweaty. I take the old coffee from the morning and pour it all over my body to cool off
It makes a wet sticky sensation that helps cool me off
Starbucks ceo “our coffee is expensive because you pay for the experience”
Dawg. Thus is a drive thru.
OK it's time to log off
We’ve lost the plot
Uhh dont mind that guy
😂
You pay for experiences for things like amusement parks give me my coffee
icky is that you
Exactly
“I pour orange juice all over my body when I wake up” I just wrote an icky memoir
Im just kidding
Ickys morning routine
I came up with that joke . Because I value water more then coffee
When its hot . All you want is water
I value coffee more than water
Its what the worm in my brain tells me
Wait
I vant make espresso shots without water….
At least it's not an amoeba
That's his all in one shower gel, shampoo, conditioner, deodorant and form of hydration
And the container is Poland-shaped
Sargent Johnson in halo 3 . They must love the smell of testosterone
Smell of hard work
MENS ALL IN ONE SHAMPOO: orange juice, motor oil, body wash, a sprinkle of merty, water from the mountains of Fuji, gasoline
they should lowkey turn petrol into a proper fragrance
is it just me or was Reach the last good halo to ac customize your spartan? BP and all this other crap has ruined games
You forgot cooking oil
cant even make an ODST cus half the gears BP gear.
We yes we are losing brain cells as soon as that perfume drops
i dont care if its bad for me ibr
Liquid nitrogen is in there too I forgot to say that
Correct
Basically Turkish hair transplant in a bottle
like man ive always used ODST armour, but infinite just makes you buy most the armour XD
You have had chances to smell liquid nitrogen?
@grok do Turkish men get hair transplants often
Its nice walking outside in the golden sun under trees drinking a warm cup of matcha
Umm it smells like gas
Greer vegetation bright green and yellow glow
i just got infinite MP today, is there a way to grind spartan points to get a BP?
No
But if you buy a battle pass from, I think, third season onwards, it gives you enough credits to buy the next one.
Thank you Rev for remembering what I cannot
I can’t get any of the season passes. The only one I can actually equip is the winter update
u can still buy them
I have the infinite operation equipped I guess by default, but I don’t have the battle pass or the premium
Because that one was free
Idk how, got no Spartan points and I’m not really tryna spend real money on fake currency that’s just dumb
Winter update is by far my favorite pass of all time
Battle Passes from the past have to be bought with the premium currency.
Ahhh
No other way around it
Seasons 1, 2 and 3 give a thousand credits back I believe
Winter update got no ODST gear tho
It gave PC players a missed which made me competent enough to ditch the controller
(I still suck and I have the graphs to prove it)
Yea someone said… but I don’t have them tho and can’t get them
Yeah you’ll have to bite the bullet and just grab a thousand at some point
I customized what I could but my Spartan looks like ahh😂💀
Lots of stuff in the exchange though
For hella SP whattttt💀💀💀 gawd Dayum 100k SP
I don’t even have 1k for a pass how am I gonna get these 💀💀💀
Nah you’ll have to grind for those, the smaller pieces for like 20k are much more feasible
Not the game just shoving an ODST in my face for 150,000 Spartan points💀💀💀
Hey that’s Buck
Fair
Put some respect on his name
It’s his armor from 5
Ahh never played 5
The only halo I haven’t played and one of the ones I don’t own on PC
s1 doesnt give anything back just a warning
Plus the Halo wars I never liked RTS games
It doesn’t? I’m feeding you misinfo then my bad
Get 2 or 3 if you do bite the bullet then
yea they gave it back in s2 bcs ppl complained about s1
No SWAT mode?? Fr?
its in quick playu
It’s called tactical slayer now
Interesting…. Lol
You’ll have to use match composer to get it I never get swat in normal rotations
Ohhh I see all the modes now
i still wonder if thats bcs of the police controversy
Spartan Points and store credits are a different currency
I’d assume so it’s just safer to name it that
What is this menu anyways 💀 OG reach had the best menu imo
Slayer: Arena Tactical is the same thing right? I feel dumb asf cus everything’s different
I barely played halo infinite multi player. I burnt out
I think so arena just means you have team of four, FFA would be solo swat
Maybe im old.
Likely
I’m getting old
I wish OG halo would come back it’s too modern for my liking 💀
I just cant get into it
mcc is right there
MCC isn’t even quite as good as OG tbh
I wish halo reach firefight let you have AI companions like odst.
whys that
I don’t reach ai sucks
Going through the weapons bench I’ve never seen any of these weapons in campaign. What in the world?💀💀😂😂
Yeah they never added anything to the campaign
So you get like 5 or so unique multiplayer weapons
this guys just saying words why am i even here
Most games usually don’t
Who? I’m listening to everyone talking cus they helping my dumbahh lol
They never brought back the good ol MA5B ever since they released CE. Such a goated rifle
Good early morning people of Halo
To many games.
Canonically, the 60 rounds would make it jam often. It was also very imprecise.
Fr
One of the AIs called it "A low quality rifle"
Yea but it never had to make sense tho
Yeah, especially for a bullpup
I actually trust the AR to be my weapon instead of the default thing I spawn with and then trade for a gun on the field
Looking at you, Reach AR.
the reason why noble six died is cause all he had was the reach magnum and reach AR
Bro can live forever if he spams the regeneration dome (forgot what its called).
Bandana skull ?
Black eye . Keeps you alive for a long time since there are so many elites swarming you.
I love the IWHBYD skull, prolly my fav next to GBP
The what skull?
I would have been your daddy, the one that gives bonus voice lines to enemies and friendlies
What the-
More conversing and random talk lol
Idk why it’s called I Would Have Been Your Daddy maybe it’s cus sum Johnson says? Seems like sum he would but so far haven’t heard that line lol
Trying my first match of Halo Infinite MP let’s see how this is
I remember hearing it in the Reach Firefight voice previews
I tried buying Guardians off of InstantGaming but they were selling a version for a diff country so I couldn’t redeem it so have yet to play that one still
The jackals feast tonight
Would make sense
A brute from halo 2 says that. They say some ridiculous things
My favorite voice line is from the AI Circ (I think was her name).
"We did it, and the crowd roars... Rooooaaaar."
And
"Look, I'm not gonna say Master Chief's got competition, but... Well, he does."
Bro my game has some weird artifacts
That's my equipped AI
What... kind?
That's peak AI right there.
And are you on a PC?
I think I’m in a hacker lobby or sum, is there somewhere I can send vids? I just took one to show
I feel like a artifact on halo
You can report hackers at:
Everyone shows up as weird artefact blobs, and then doesn’t? I have no idea how to explain because I don’t know what’s going on. I’ve managed to get three kills somehow though
Is there a captures channel? Somewhere to send photos and vids? I can show what’s happening
Edited roles for @proper mantle +CS Pics
I got the kill 10 enemies in quick succession a few weeks ago, and I only played Halo Infinite recently that time.
Post the video in #1075989764026675210 , you have 15 minutes
Also post your computer specs
Everyone's favorite weapon in Infinite?
Striker Sidekick
Posted
I’m surprised I’m even getting kills cause I can’t tell where their heads are most of the time cause they just show up as blobs
I am peak with head shots when using the DMR.
I’ve been a headhunter in every halo I played. I’m just too good at head shots
I like the brute pistol. Forgot what its called.
Infinite is tricky on controller… sens 10 and still feels slow 💀
Camo got nothing on AIs.
Wym?
I use keyboard & mouse.
Hard hitting gun with high recoil
I usually do too, but pretty much my entire life. I’ve played Halo on controller, so it would just feel weird to play it on keyboard and mouse, but I might have to on infinite cause the control is just feel really slow for sum reason
Just a little joke. Saying the enemies on your screen have camo and your AI guiding you.
Guitar Hero DS peripheral with Logitech footpedals.
Ohhh LOL😂😂😂
Technically it was camo in a way 😂
I got bored playing on PS4 alone so I switched to PC.
I posted a vid of my gameplay in #1501392043975377016
Yeah same, and getting annoyed having to shuffle like five games cause that’s all the consoles could have installed because they had like no storage and like no games💀💀
Hmmmm
My drivers werent updated but I did update them not that long ago. Maybe that’s why my games broken lol
So we’re gonna update them and try again
Damn where winds meet is still installing 6h left why is it so slow today lmao I just want 700orbs lmao
My mind would be under siege with so many games.
You wouldn’t wanna see my steam library lol
Investing in a halo game
am i tripping or is his name grey
Mine?
Like any other halo . I would invest time
yeah yours
It changed i think idk why, I didn’t actually notice what colour it was when I joined lol
But halo infinite. I fell off there. Im old now
oh cs pics
Ohhh yeah the dude gave me 15 minutes to have the post up
Burnt out
But it may have been my drivers on why my game was artifacting so much
I definitely haven’t played Halo multiplayer as much as I used to and man I feel like I have lost so much skill
Because like for a good decade, I didn’t really touch the multiplayer. I just played the campaigns because they’re the most golden story written campaigns I’ve ever played
But once in a while, I get really bored and wanna play multiplayer
Its not the skill being a issue. Its something else lol
Like some kine of ptsd
Well I am really rusty cus I don’t normally play FPS games anymore
Oh yeah im sure i am too
I used to no life reach I hit Inheritor in less than a year
That was a good life
Right back when games were fun and balanced
I’m just not good compared to others so I normally stay away from FPS cus I get smoked and just don’t enjoy dying constantly 😂 it ain’t fun
I try to get back into them cus it’s my childhood lol
Reach in MCC just isn’t the same it doesn’t feel the same anymore
Halo is better then other games anyway
Take care
Sorry to barge in, but it is indeed better than most lol
Facts yes it is. Will always be my favourite. And you too take care brother enjoy the rest of your night
Even the halos that are not considered good. Better then call of duty
Especially most of today’s games
Halo Wars were prolly my least favourite but I’d still rather play those than a battle royal or extractor shooter games LOL yikes
Oh yeah, def
I love Halo 5's mp so much more than modern CoD
Oh. No problem to barge in . This js the place to discuss halo
Unfortunately never got to try Guardians…yet. I did try buying a copy but I didn’t realize it wasn’t for my region so it didn’t work and had to refund
Yeah, as a massive bungie era halo fan, I took 4, 5, and infinite as 343 fan fic
Yeah . I had a kd of 1 to 52 on war zone . Lol.
Fr, 4 was pretty good, I loved the campaign but never touched its multiplayer so that I have not the slightest clue so I can’t say anything about it
“Please sign into your Xbox live profile” okay pop up the window so I can select my profile instead of saying that for the fourth time 😂😂😂
They're decent on their own, 4 was the best, Halo 5 had the best graphics (especially for a game from 2015 using the og bungie engine) and Infinite was... Halo breath of the wild ig
You have MCC?
holy. guardians was a decade ago? jesus i didnt know it came out that long ago...
Yea i do
Well I can’t reopen infinite now cus it keeps saying “please sign into your Xbox Live profile” over and over and not popping up the window to select my profile wth lmao
Yeah bro, october 2015 was when it came out, I remember being hyped for it after watching the trailers and such (the marketing was lowk tuff)
I think I remember the trailers and stuff, people posting gameplay
Wait isn’t guardians the one where the opening scene is them dropping in and sliding and just popping covenant?
You'll find the answer in #1075989764026675210
Yeah, kinda sick lowk
People have had it
Chief walking in a desert with the hoodie. Big reveal
Woah woah, I meant the ones where Locke and Chief were standing over each other lol
Mb
Oh yes . That one . Big fight.
I’ll look for it
Everyone thought there was going to br a big fight
Oops
Ik lol, but then we got a flop of a game
Well, story wise
That scene went hard a frack. Almost as hard as that scene from Reach where you and Jorge go into that room after that sick cutscene. SO HARD. SO BADASS
Mister Halo server admin sir, can I post links here?
To what and for what reason?
I don’t see anything. But I was legit just playing halo, updated my drivers and now it won’t sign me into Xbox live cus it won’t show my profile for me to select
To show a scene from a Halo game
Its fine if I can't
I know you wanted to see the blue team all together so @meager linden here’s the world's awkwardest family photo ever
We can do that . Post a link. But not to the extent as some others
guess i wont play infinite today XD right on
If it's to something like youtube (I.e. not a download ) and comports with the rules it should be fine... just label it.
Yessir, ty
Halo flood computer virus
Yeah! Can I do that?
No . Just kidding
You can do the share links thing from YouTube though
Halo 5: Guardians - Opening Cinematic
https://youtu.be/44oJi5w2Wjc?si=Zg9YOc1Zqc9p4mS5
microsoft can take their PC Xbox app and shove it up their.
Sorry to @ you but @proper mantle heres the opening cinematic for Halo 5
Yo this is legit cool news but Shadow of Intent just played in my hometown
I didn’t know until my cousin told me they were performing nearby
Is it there to glass fhe flood ?
Vicarious
Ly
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Theres something I really want to say . But im not sure if I should
Its not bad . But I still dont think i should
ok
I dont want to bear
I have a few things to say about that
- DANG
- HOW IS THAT A DECADE OLD
- WOW Buck looks good as a Spartan
- Holy these graphics how is this a decade old?!
- I can’t believe I’ve never played this
And Vail, or Veil, Vaile, however it’s spelt, I wanna see more on how she took down that phantom 😂🔥🔥
But DANG buck looks good he was my favourite in Halo ODST
LOL, thats what I'm saying m8! It's a nice game if you don't look at the lore or story lol
And again, the graphics are great
I bet he’s even funnier in Guardians that guy made me piss myself sometimes in ODST
You should speak with your family doctor about that.
I’ve only seen people talking crap about 5 bc of the story tbh
They focus Locke more (the guy in the grey and blue armour)
Is the storyline really that bad?
Oh the dude that looks like the guy who’s always on Dexters case?
Again, as Halo 343 fanfic, its meh
Fair
Yeah, different actor tho 😭
you ever wonder why we're here
Locke just looked so familiar 💀💀💀
Sometimes tbh but I’m smoking now bro don’t make me go questioning the universe now 😂💀
I think? Lemme look em up rq
no i mean why are we here in this canyon
Canon*
But yeah, thats one of the bad things about the game is that they focus Locke and FT (Fireteam) Osiris (the team you see in the cinematic)
Because they have a base over there
Literally the best game logic ever
Oh my how unique I open the app to more halo 5 hate
Which one does the player play?
Locke I’m guessing?
Lol, I don't hate the game, I dislike its story tho
this is the coolest guy ever
The only reason im over here is because their over there. Its the funniest gaming belligerent logic
But its true.
I’m here bc the missile knows where it is at all times.
Im for the Master Cheeks
Someone told me he was here brubs 😭 ✌️
Yeah . No questions asked.
In halo outside of lore. We dont ask questions
Red vs blue is not lore. But doesn't make it any less halo
So is chief not in Halo 5 then if you play as Locke?
But this philosophy basically sums up the same thing for other games too. Why are we here ?
Halo the undisputed writer for all other games
Hes there for like, 3 of the 15 missions
Dang what the helicopter
That’s wacko sauce he’s the main character man
I see a lot of Chief Blankie Mode memes 💀💀💀
I mean, you do get to see all of Blue Team for the first time
In game
How do I get into infinite ?
Fred Kelly and whathisface I never remember?
Mine wouldn’t let me sign into Xbox so I just came out to smoke lol
Ive got to start playing it
You can play multiplayer free on steam tho
I know . My mind wont let me sign in either
Felt
I got to get motivated to download the game and spend time on it
My lady bought me campaign a few weeks ago
I've only played multiplayer on Infinite, still finishing Halo 4's story mode.
I just started playing infinite MP today but I’ve played the story 4 times already
I want to keep playing halo. Lol
I’ve played it three times when I still had my series s before I switched to pc
I’m in my second playthrough on pc still
Heh ha
I had an idea about DLCs for Halo.
It has DLCs?
No, Halo's only DLC as far as I know was Infinite's story mode.
Yeah I guess it is a DLC 😭😭😂
I was thinking though for DLCs, Halo could have side stories where you have a Spartan-IV OC on their own mission while Master Chief is on his mission. Master Chief as the main story, Spartan-IV side missions as DLCs.
Sick tbh
Thanks bro.
I once I got in a match with a guy with a halo studios emblem, is that rare?
Has to be.
Either that or a employee
As much as I hate Battle Royale games I was thinking the other night it would be sick to have a ODST vs Insurrectionists game where if you play as a ODST you get to drop and control your decent and chute and if you’re an insurrectionist you get dropped off in a truck or sum on the ground and have to defend
I didn’t think too much about it but that’s as far as I got lol
Or hacker/modder/cheater
So basically a Halo 3: ODST sequel game.
Yeah bc I loved ODST 😂😭
With a really sick mode that could serve as campaign and multiplayer or even AI if you wanna play alone
Fair, although they could at least make it a bit more lore-accurate like the ODSTs being unable to lift the Gravity Hammer or use the Energy Sword.
Cool you must’ve played against an HS employee
Bc ODSTs still have the same level strength as a marine pretty much not a Spartan
ODSTs being able to lift Gravity Hammers, wield the Energy Sword, or even be given Spartan Lasers and do so much damage punching enemies makes the Spartans feel a bit underwhelming game wise.
Exactly! That should be Spartan exclusive, especially because it only has limited shots so it should be for difficult missions for Spartans.
I haven't played Infinite's story mode yet, but I'm excited for the open-world gameplay.
Halopedia says the standard hammer is ~85 pounds, so yeah odsts could probably use it
No the Halo 3 ODST story, where you’re still doing all the flashbacks in the city before going underground that’s all open world before going under
It should be hard to move though since ODSTs aren't very jacked.
Dang
Ooooooh, right right.
Thats a joke. That weighs less then real life swords
They’re literally the toughest, strongest, and smartest branch of the marine corps
I meannnnnn Thomas’ brother tho was a pretty jacked trooper
Why is the gravity hammer so light?
They can lift 85 pounds
Okay fair point, I just really wish the Gravity Hammer weighed more.
But at least the Spartan Laser could be Spartan exclusive and ODSTs punches do less damage than Spartans punches.
Why should the laser be exclusive?
Because of the name, the limited shots, and that Spartans should have some exclusive weapons to themselves than just the same weapons every marine can use.
^
But the least they could do is have Spartans do a lot more melee damage.
It's disappointing weight.
I have a 85 pound sword
Okay cloud strife
I have a 125lb body.
I have a sword thats heavier then that
And I'm lifting it easily everyday.
So petite
Knight's carried a big oh sword as heavy as themselves
Yeah I don't eat much so I'm underweight...
Im sorry to hear that
Thank you.
Same here man I’m a few pounds under ya I got a pretty bad ED
I have no appetite to the point my family and extended family are concerned.
What makes you not wanr to eat ?
يليل سولفوا عربي
I've had poor appetite for years.
Just played some amazing games of Halo 5!
Thats weird
Medications aren't helping anymore.
I was ddosed in one game and lagswitched in the other and the entire enemy team left in the other 3!
amazing community behind halo 5 ranked guys!
I also looked at the emblems and there's new ones at the very end
But not unlockable
20$ to whatever halo studios executive shuts down halo 5 servers dor good
Drink protein shakes at least
Yes they will be twitch/event exclusive
ah
I mean if I had to have such a problem. Id drink protein shakes.
my account that had everything in the game bar 343 nameplates was banned! so fun
I'm not lazy, but I am too lazy to make them everyday.
and now im enjoying some quality time on halo 5 watching people commit literal federal crimes!
Lol
At least it ain't a war crime like in the TV Series.
and ddosing on it too
Wait what?
how sad do people have to be to ddos and lagswitch on halo 5 ranked slayer when they’re not even in champ
all of that just to be high diamond or low onyx
Halo 5 has my favorite Spartan Laser design.
halo 5 has my favourite halo 2 designs
Mmmm I love protein shakes
Your already a Spartan then.
I guess I’m right back on Destiny after failing the gauntlet too quickly at least I had a good fiesta match.
I remember playing Destiny II a lot with 2 of my friends, now I play more Halo with another friend.
That . Or just regular powdered milk
Beats whatever 💩 halo studios own
And the modifiers for Destiny heroic strikes are very good. Melting point on, the attack does 138,477 per hit on the strike bosses!
(Good week for Titans!)
dont forget hunters too
343 games aren't even bad, just underwhelming
Good morning people of Halo
What's up
did take em like a few months to make it
naturally it's gonna be rough in some spots, prefer halo 3
They should've delayed it for 3 extra years
Infinite moment
Fred, Kelly, and Linda, ye
Eh
343 games aren't bad games, they're just not halo games
with the exception of halo infinite
What you think of Halo 5?
and halo wars 2 which wasn't even made by them
That one was buns
Breath of the wild but Halo 😭
yeah, that one was just a bad halo game
yall are tweaking
also I like the multiplayer but I'm not very fond of the campaign outside of the swords of sanghelios mission
Ay, me too
What you think of the graphics and cutscenes?
Nuh uh
they're very avengers coded
Infinite was just not that good imo, the concept was cool, but the execution, story, and overall world was just meh
infinite is definitely much better now
What does that mean? No disrespec but, idk what that means lol
You ever watched any of the avengers movies from like, 2007- 2018?
they remind me of those
Where can I buy guardians on pc?
Yo
Nowhere
Only on Xbox console
Lame
h5 forge is on the microsoft store but that's it
Hello
You can't... 10 years too late m8
Only on console
I wasn’t old enough to work 10 years ago lol
@maiden creek
How come Halo 5 was never added to console?
it was just not for you
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
“lets add halo 5 on everyones console BUT spartan primal!”
and they approved it and said perfect
Oof! I meant to say PC.
Darn it!
ok pc
I will sue them!
i dont play halo el oh el
It is lol
Wait, when MCC 1st got released, which Halo games were on there?
Why
hi
I meant to say PC.
4, 2, 3, and CE
Hello
Then they made the anniversaries for 2 and CE

Thanks.
how do i get image perms
But do we know why Halo 5 ain't on PC?
im the #1 halo player!
You had to pay for Reach and ODST lol
Why are we lying 😭
i never lie
Don't you have to pay for each game in MCC? Or just buy the whole bundle of games all at once.
Thats just a lie
Also iirc u cant get them here u have to use image hosting services
So, the base game comes with all 4 main games plus their anniversaries
omg literally just shoot me
Thank you.
Only game u play is hello kitty island adventure on the nintendo switch
loud and proud
Yub yubs
im trying to get it on my pc but it wont go on sale and im not paying 50 dollars for hello kitty island adventure
@karmic whale
the entire thing is like $10 as a bundle
When on sale at least.
Its like 60-70 here
THEY ALL HATE ME
But we get a cool box
Yeah
$60 is a fair minimum price because it's 6 games.
got mine on disc
Ik, thats what im sayin lol
Plus anniversaries
Ok but actually do play halo its so peak 😭
Which look great
we don't talk about CEA
ive tried i was stressed. almost sobbed
Also I feel like MCC should've been just Master Chief story mode games while Reach and ODST should've been a seperate side story collection. Just what I think at least.
im not for this😞 i dont play games like this
i was literally sweating from playing type racer with ioke im not good under pressure
uhhhhhh good question
Hold up, you're on the halo dizzy, but don't play the games? Sus...
exactly
https://youtu.be/9OQybP6kOOM?si=NGtKvmhQlXfJYf6x
I just found this masterpiece
ps se me ocurrió hacer esta mmda XDDD esta claro la referencia a ya saben quien, si te gusta chido, sino ps chido también jaja
FAN TRAILER
Ode to joy
twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/tesla_eleven (no hago directos pero ahi ta pa cuando haga)
bon voyage...
They joined to ping me in random servers 😭
That's kinda redundant though
Evangelion reference
🥳
I know... I just feel like there's no point in calling it by the name MCC if Reach & ODST are in it too.
wait whats the difference
May as well just call it Halo: Campaign Collection.
@maiden creek it was campaign
it started off as just the mainline games, they added reach and odst after
Well, the campaigns all relate back to Master Chiefs story
How are u getting overly stressed on campaign???
Yeah
I know, just saying the name didn't make sense after they added Reach & ODST. Not complaining, just feel like they may as well change the name of the collection.
IT WAS HARD
What diffaculty were u on?
Yeah, but Reach & ODST don't really feature him.
well if you want to get into technicalities, master chief appears in both games, he's in New Mombasa when you drop (aboard the IAC directly behind the solemn penance when it jumps into slipspace), and there's a chief easter egg at the end of reach
I don't think anyone's complaining about 2 more games being added, and no one cares enough to want the name changed
Mate, they have an easy mode...
erm the easiest one
😭
im FULLY aware ❤️
Reach kinda does lol, easter egg and Pilar of Autumn
Yoo steins gate fan
Although the games don't revolve around him at all is my point, so that's why I'm saying a different name would've made more sense after they added Reach & ODST.
Though that's just as an easter egg than playing him in a level.
💀 m8... which campaign did you play?
theres different ones???
I tried to play the steins gate visual novel and got bored though, those games are not for me
that's a whole lot of money that doesn't really need to be spent
i love visual novels LOL
plus all of the discs were already printed with the MCC branding
Wait what?
VNs try to combine books, games and films all into one and I just don't think they do enough justice to any 3 aspects
yeah believe it or not you need to pay people to redesign your logos, change code in the game to replace logos and names, and other general coding related to that rebranding
so you get a pretty cool product in theory but I get bored lol
Oh that's what you meant, I'm not saying they have to rebrand it, all of this was just a thought in my mind.
that said, steins gate is my second favourite anime
Which halo game did u play?
i dont know😞
this guy has to be trolling
i tried playing gears of war or something aswell and i was literally shidding myself
My homie got me into Halo, started in 2022 and took my a while to get into the game.
Joined the halo discord server when you struggled on the easiest difficulty, and can't recall which game it was
omg ok just shoot me.
guess im a dumb fat worthless chud. sigh.
Def bait 😭 😭
I'll just come back later.
😭
Alas, shame. I love VN's but I've got to be in a specific mood to play them.
h8 you should not be awake
i just dont play halo chuckles
Nor should you and yet, here we find ourselves.
I was legit thinking whilst typing this, h8 might see this in the morning and shoot me
Also what do you mean, I'm clearly offline.
sonion
uhhmm i remember it was dark and raining i think and there was a blue thing and rocks so.
It seems y'all have reached an impass.
is that every halo game or what
"Pink 1 is right, tell you what, you give me back the sock and I'll give you, 3 wishes."
also even though I'm not a fan, I still wanna 100% the vn lol
The only tragedy I consider is that I can't get you onto Hollow Ataraxia but it is what it is.
I am dying inside just so you know
we'll see if my opinion changes when I do it
I think that was the goal
100%
WHY?
im trying to describe the scene.
Whose death is more tragic between Noble 6 and Johnson's?
Johnson because he was actually a character.
Anyone know why I can't use upgrades during the rest part of the gaunlet gamemode?
What is the gauntlet game mode?
Most likely halo 3 odst going off just rain and it being dark
also hot take but I like a lot of the reclaimer saga designs for the UNSC and Covenant stuff - fits well alongside the other stuff - not a promethean fan though
some of it is pretty bad though
If Halo Wars 2 counts as Reclaimer saga then sure otherwise egh.
ok does every halo game have a spaceship
I still got 3 levels left on Halo 4.
we don't talk about seeker
Im actually going to go do something else now
You can't look at the SAW and deny that thing
"Do you wanna play a game?"
idk what temperature this take is tbf but I don't like the SAW design.
IM CONFUSEDN
even if it isn't really accurate to it's namesake
the saw design is whatever, but the gun feels so nice
SAW is closer to a PPSH than an actual lmg
Remind me, but did Guilty Spark say Chief's weapons were class 2 or his armor was class 2?
It's the best sounding auto in H4. The bar is in hell mind you but still.
And it'd be his armour, Spark only comments on Chief's weapons being 'innefective'.
Something about Forerunner combat skins? idk it's been a minute.
Yes every halo game has a spaceship (that i remember off the top of my head atleast)
I'm more on about the additions it made to the sandbox aswell and not the redesigns, the redesigns are pretty mid
Forerunner Combat Skin was class 18+.
I will never forgive 343 for the H4 Magnum
Thanks.
Ah so it's a higher restriction than any Halo game, neat.
ok so im fat
Now does Forerunner armor also amplify stats or it's just protection only? Does the Combat Skin come with any features?
we should've kept the forerunners obscure
idk, Didact's didn't protect him from a Pulse Grenade of all things so
😭
i have a feeling everyone in this server hates me and thinks im stupid.
Okay so it's probably just cosmetics.
because i dont know halo lingo.
I got nothing against you.
I'm sure lore wise there's more to it but I'd imagine there's a big ceremonial aspect too
Fair.
thank you spartan primal that makes me feel better
Unlikely
Marine/ODST dress uniforms are better
omg i just called this guy satan
Satan primal i am dying
im failing horribly stop.
didnt they like cannibalize hundreds
Yeah don't actually call me that...
or am i going mad
I shall return.
I will not be, gn
Goodnight
Goodnight.
dont let the bed bugs Bite😈
So do the bases / fobs in infinite's campaign give you lots of weapons, vehicles and ammo?
Linkin Park will be featured in Forza horizon 6
I am the bug of the bed!
I saw that wish it was a different song personally but oh wells
Yeah I’m surprised they didn’t do a hit song like in the end, what I’ve done, etc.
If it had to be off the newer album id probably pick two faced or heavy is the crown
But like otherwise theres so many better songs
Id want papercut personally
Somewhere I’ve belong fits Forza tbh
Idk
yes
Did I miss something important?
no
hi merty
i had tacos and watched insidious 2 for dinner
Sounds like a lovely evening
I was awake a little earlier
I watched Insidious 2 when I was like 10 and couldn't sleep for like a month.
well i am 16 so i should be okay for now
Dang son!
What did I miss lol
the warp zone has the greatest halo music oat
just had a game of famished falcons where my sole teammate left after two flags and i could not score because i can't simultaneously hold the flag and pilot the falcon, feeling great
@terse smelt what was that about?
Damn infinite still not signing into my Xbox live acct so I can play.
Anyone else getting profile errors?
Man I just wanna keep playing
I got to play one match and now the game is just refusing to work, but MCC and other games work just fine
And I’ve tried launching it from Steam and the Xbox App
All the hours I’ve spent trying to play the game I could’ve spent grinding the game
WOW FINALLY 9th time is the charm trying the Xbox app
Holy crap man only been trying for like 5-6 hours now
Wow that was the worst experience ever
That felt like cod with how much they were jumping and sliding goddamn
Sweatiest duo on that team thought I was getting killed by the same person but their Spartans were the same and so were the users
Is something wrong with infinite? taking ages to load and items that can be bought with spartan points are showing as credits
Like the "Horizon Commando" is showing in the exchange as 30K SP but when u click on it, it says 30K CREDITS. thats like 300+ dollars 😭
Idk I’m just tryna get ODST gear but it seems I have to put in real dollars for sum we used to just be able to grind for with credits. Last Halo I played where the armour customization was goated was Reach. Didn’t have to pay real money for armour.
Starting to kinda see why I wasn’t touching infinite’s multiplayer now
Damn there’s no firefight mode?
I just wanna grind SP this game feels extremely slow
There was a new firefight mode just launched yesterday
#announcements message
with infinites poor menu i couldnt find it
Heyy guys
i just started playing the multiplayer yesterday and ngl its pretty garb id rather play the campaign
heyo
Hru
im decent wbu?
I was js scrolling on tt
fun fun
I'm also new here but I did join a day ago😌
ive been downloading Where Winds Meet since 4pm, it said ti would take two hours, its 3:38am and its 56% done. my internet aint this slow, whys this game taking forever
Damnn
Its 5PM here
The power went out and its hot tonight 
its only 123.45gb, wait lmao damn 12345 haha but still ive got SSDs, fiber optic internet and ethernet lmao
tho if discord is sayin play it for orbs its prolly trash and no wonder its taken half a day to get halfway XD
Youll be okay🥹❤️🩹
I will live, yes
but tomorrow I will likely show up at work with the energy and mood of a zombie.
The new mode is cool but they need to fix the enemy load.
Or increase the arena size or something. Way too many enemies for how little of a space you can move around in.
Me and my friend were playing halo 2 on legendary and we were doing the prophet of regret fight, tell me why we spent 2 hours on it
Anyway I drew three honour guards being tortured
Had to let my rage out somehow
You need to kill him only via melee
Ranged weapons will not work
so is your mom
