general-chat

[meager linden]

Should be 20:40 in my time, but changed to 12:40

[chilly summit]

discord quests are so annoying like no i don't want to play skate

[viral dune]

I thought you were FoolishDog

Sorry I just got home

[misty marsh]

I don't think it fit me very well

[viral dune]

I and many others thought it was very fitting

[misty marsh]

Unfortunately you eat onions raw like apples so I don't think you're opinion counts sorry

[viral dune]

You're HAAAAAHAHAHA

[faint mantle]

Clearly you've never had a salad

[chilly summit]

crazy if true

[half burrow]

apples, huh

[viral dune]

It is true, let me pull up the pic

[meager linden]

Raw onions and garlic are peak

[misty marsh]

It would only be okay in a salad but ickys snack was just tragic and upsetting

[viral dune]

Wade gets it

Unfortunately I was called mentally unwell for sharing my snack pic

[feral yew]

Avengers plate goes hard

[misty marsh]

That's ever so slightly more acceptable cause they're red onions

[faint mantle]

Speaking of mentally unwell

Are you out of school?

[chilly summit]

oh my god

[waxen rose]

What the heck am I looking at

[misty marsh]

They were white last time

[viral dune]

Yeah I have 3 weeks of vacation

[chilly summit]

bro eating them like watermelons

[viral dune]

So if you'd like to helldive, I absolutely can

I just got back home from the gym so I'm gonna eat smth quick and then I'll take a shower

[misty marsh]

Yes yes everyone point and laugh at icky

[chilly summit]

we'll start calling him onion boy

[faint mantle]

Asumadre
Is there a strike or smth?

[half burrow]

throw rocks with onion skin taped onto them so he thinks theyre onions

[misty marsh]

He is what he eats

[meager linden]

Don't forget to put garlic👍
Good thing against being sick

[chilly summit]

fitting name

[half burrow]

and when he bites into the ‘onions’ his teeth shatter like glass in a cartoonish manner

[misty marsh]

He doesn't have teeth

[half burrow]

yeah because he bit into the Oniocks™

[chilly summit]

onion nuggets

would actually hit diff now that i think of it

[misty marsh]

Like onion fritters or do they need to stay raw

[obsidian wyvern]

??

[chilly summit]

fry em like onion rings

[obsidian wyvern]

I don't think they're soft enough for that

[chilly summit]

but they're like nuggets instead

[misty marsh]

I'd kill for onion rings rn

Gbk has the fittest onion rings ever I wish I was at gbk

[viral dune]

No bro

@faint mantle 4 month semesters remember

[misty marsh]

OK I'll bring to the potluck

[chilly summit]

don't think i've had a gbk

[faint mantle]

Ohhhh
right

[viral dune]

So like this one just ended last week and that's why I'm free rn

[faint mantle]

Speaking of free

[viral dune]

Next one starts on may 4

[misty marsh]

I recommend

[faint mantle]

I looked at my calendar
And messages
And I... don't have anything at the moment

Sooooo...

Wanna play?

[chilly summit]

don't think i've even seen one tbh,are they a more local thing or?

[zinc bear]

bro goes to school 😂

[viral dune]

Hell yeah brother, let me just eat my snack then I'll take a shower

[misty marsh]

I think they're just a bit weirdly scattered around, ik there's quite a few in London

Theyre a popular chain tho so Id imagine most of the big cities would have at least one

[naive turret]

5 hour job that

[chilly summit]

I'll tap in if i ever see one

[viral dune]

Like when rev dries his hair

[waxen rose]

https://tenor.com/view/apple-fritter-apple-fritter-baki-gif-13151762529146201466

[chilly summit]

https://giphy.com/gifs/yujiro-hanma-632cpA9GwKgskOsNun

what

[zinc bear]

my brothers friends discord account is named apple fritter, and sometimes my xbox bugs and i randomly get calls from apple fritter and it scares me

[waxen rose]

Got my arbiter shirt on I expect 6 compliments

[naive turret]

I appreciate the commitment to the bit but man Baki looks ugly lol

[viral dune]

Me staring at the Onions in my fridge

[misty marsh]

Dip ur onions in ur oj

[viral dune]

I'll do something better than that

[chilly summit]

i needa get a halo 2 or halo 3 shirt

[misty marsh]

Soak ur onions in the oj overnight yes

[viral dune]

Onions with frozen polish butter

[zinc bear]

me staring at the banana chocolate muffins in my ziploc bag

[waxen rose]

Pick up the call. Pick up. What are you scared of?

[chilly summit]

I paused my halo 2 to be here t shirt

[river cove]

Awww I’d say

Reach > 4 > 3 > 2 > 1 > 5 > Infinite

[misty marsh]

Where does the oj come in

[river cove]

I really liked halo 4 tbh

[zinc bear]

at least 4 is over 3 hell yeah

[lilac walrus]

What’s the difference between regular butter and Polish butter?

[zinc bear]

halo 4 is my favorite halo

[waxen rose]

Yeah it's halo 2 with low poly arby on the back like im in some biker gang

[river cove]

I’m sad the halo 4 matchmaking is dead in MCC

[zinc bear]

its not lol i get matches all the time

[meager linden]

Polish cow🫂

[viral dune]

It's butter but from Poland so that makes it 67% better

[misty marsh]

Same difference between halo 2 and halo 2 if it were polish

[chilly summit]

that's goes expeditiously hard

[faint mantle]

(sorry, I just found an old memes folder)

[waxen rose]

Arbiter: “i was born in poland”
Waow…. Arbiter id so relatable

[river cove]

😭 I sit in queue for 10 minutes then give up

[naive turret]

Can you make it a bit crustier Merty

[zinc bear]

queue all regions and do btb or slayer

[misty marsh]

He'd be too OP

[viral dune]

A little more deep fried

[faint mantle]

I probably can, but my only video editor works in Windows

[zinc bear]

i didnt realize my headphones were so loud until i played this and it obliterated my ears

[viral dune]

No joke if H2 was made in Poland it'd be one of my fav halo games

[oak hemlock]

I had a dream last night I and a group of IRL friends were all spartans on earth and at war against the Covenant, and one of their ships crash-landed onto earth and a friend said they feared it was the flood, and if it was they would have panicked. Upon closer inspection, flood-infected individuals started running around.

I’m glad I woke up.

[waxen rose]

Bungle nerfed OUR boy

[faint mantle]

You're welcome

[faint mantle]

You are safe now, Spartan

[chilly summit]

arbiter: "i'm a big fan of hot orange juice"

[zinc bear]

i had a dream of taking a sh*wer 😱

[meager linden]

RIP dareal's ears
2004-2026

[misty marsh]

I'm sure someone on the development of team had polish heritage at least

[zinc bear]

2009-2026 lmao 😭

[waxen rose]

He is NOT a 2004 baby LOL

[viral dune]

But it wasn't MY Poland

[oak hemlock]

Bro, don’t even bring that up around me 💀💀

[misty marsh]

Hes not cool like that 😂😂

[oak hemlock]

At least it’s not the j-slur

[meager linden]

Missed a quite lol

[zinc bear]

oh shut up you pay taxes and i dont

[misty marsh]

I've never paid taxes 😂😂

[river cove]

I queue NA all gamemodes

[zinc bear]

well your name is kitso so

[faint mantle]

Yesterday I filed mine

[waxen rose]

”chudly 2026-2026” we miss you….

[chilly summit]

he's not even wrong either that's so cruel 💔

[faint mantle]

But I think I said that already

[zinc bear]

you did

[waxen rose]

Didn't triple t die when was he born

[misty marsh]

No i am colorful tiger

[chilly summit]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-death-spongebob-death-spongebob-dies-spongebob-sad-gif-10137290801034982093

[zinc bear]

oh ok

[zinc bear]

he died recently

he was shot by a police officer as they mistook him for a criminal. he tried to defend himself with his bat but that costed his life

[viral dune]

Steal a brainrot wasn't the same after Triple T's passing

[chilly summit]

HE'S REACHING!!!!

[zinc bear]

triple t is with john pork now

[viral dune]

And with halo 2

In hell

[waxen rose]

I said this out loud to my friend beside me and she fell off her chair

[zinc bear]

thats really mean and offensive dude dont say that
triple t is in brainrot heaven

[lilac walrus]

…..

[meager linden]

Idk what you're all people of Halo are talking about ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[viral dune]

Ok sorry yeah that was insensitive of me

[thick furnace]

343 should make a stretch armstrong toy but with fred and make him really easy to break so he loses his limbs constantly

[viral dune]

I shouldn't let my hatred for halo 2 ruin something like this

[naive turret]

Me but with our friendship

[meager linden]

Nano machines son

[zinc bear]

RIP triple T

[viral dune]

[viral dune]

Ly2

[zinc bear]

at least triple T wasnt killed by a hitman, like john pork was.

[faint mantle]

The HMRC gonna pull over like this to get you

[obsidian wyvern]

so by association that means i am

[zinc bear]

no

[obsidian wyvern]

HMRC owes me money

[zinc bear]

im cooler than u trust me

[misty marsh]

No cause u were in the inferior academic year

[zinc bear]

DAMNNNN

[faint mantle]

El SAT also owes me money
But they'll pay it once tax season is over

[obsidian wyvern]

and now you're in the same year group as me

[zinc bear]

bro got owned like a google chrome chicken bone no home flipphone 😂 😂 ✌️

[steady jolt]

You'll see it in 3 to 5 business years

[misty marsh]

Uni year groups don't count

And if they do, I made ur year group cool yw

[zinc bear]

i dont have a uni year group but im still the academic goat

[obsidian wyvern]

folded so easily

[misty marsh]

I entertained ur hypothetical

[obsidian wyvern]

whatever helps you sleep at night

[misty marsh]

Odst

[faint mantle]

Hurry up brother, because I do have office hours at 13:00

[naive sphinx]

Ive noticed that all of my favorite games are sequels

Risk of rain 2, Halo 2, and (soon maybe?) Titanfall 2

Idk i saw the trailer and wrnt like "BIG TALKING ROBOT COOL OOH OOH AH AH"

[misty marsh]

I miss tf1

[zinc bear]

tf1 better

[half burrow]

what do you get when you 2+2+2

[zinc bear]

6 7

[faint mantle]

Good thing academia prepares you for a job

[lilac walrus]

[naive sphinx]

Siiigh, battleblock theater 2 doesnt exist....

[zinc bear]

have you played that pc thing i showed you yet

[zinc bear]

please censor the j slur 😱 😱

[misty marsh]

I'm in the server but I'm not gonna try it out until after I graduate

[zinc bear]

you need to graduate for tf1 😭

[misty marsh]

Otherwise I'll just suffer withdrawal everytime I have to go back to uni

[lilac walrus]

THATS A SLUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zinc bear]

@moderators this guy said the j word

[misty marsh]

Employment

[zinc bear]

😱

[misty marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-pokemon-cards-tcg-job-application-pokemon-tcgp-gif-5860274415800846654

[zinc bear]

LMAO

[naive turret]

[viral dune]

Ok I'll hurryg

[faint mantle]

Imagine performing a craft in exchange of currency or sustenance

[chilly summit]

https://tenor.com/view/jumpscare-kid-jumpscare-kid-heart-attack-gif-12535254628037896885

[faint mantle]

And today is the 15th 🤑

[half burrow]

infinite money glitch

[obsidian wyvern]

can I wonder pick this

[faint mantle]

People may or may not come, and if they do, it'll be for ten minutes-ish

[steady jolt]

Speaking of jobs, I am extremely thankfully working from home tomorrow. This could have happened today, but I'll take the wins where I get them

[misty marsh]

Stick to ikea

The blahajs aren't going to sell themselves

[zinc bear]

when the balhajs come out sizzlin

[lilac walrus]

NOOOOO

[obsidian wyvern]

I'm shipping a frother to your house

[misty marsh]

They'll blow before they can even get here

[viral dune]

When brother

I just got out of the shower, I'll get changed

[obsidian wyvern]

whenever a customer asks me if they're any good, I have to tell them your story lol

without any managers around to hear but still

[misty marsh]

Story of how I almost died

[zinc bear]

may i know the context?

[viral dune]

Why didn't this happen

✅

[zinc bear]

get that checkmark off of my monitor

[misty marsh]

I bought a milk frother from ikea for my iced coffees

[viral dune]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-combat-evolved-anniversary-halo-ce-not-going-to-happen-two-betrayals-master-chief-gif-27094751

[misty marsh]

It was terrible, the frother part was really unstable and so it couldn't even do it's job properly

[obsidian wyvern]

really your story is helping us from getting sued

[zinc bear]

i cant wait for the story to reach its climax

[misty marsh]

Then like day 2 of attempting to use it, it started smelling unsafe so I opened the battery compartment and the battery was really hot

Like i couldn't take it out with my fingers cause I would've genuinely burnt myself

[viral dune]

https://tenor.com/view/minayoecn-battery-battery-exploding-yass-grenade-battery-gif-gif-23923751

Did that happen

[faint mantle]

Am ready

[misty marsh]

I only wish I'd have kept it on longer and let the battery get hotter so I could throw it at icky

[viral dune]

2 mins

[zinc bear]

wait so is that how you almost died

[misty marsh]

I was exaggerating

[zinc bear]

oh ok

[viral dune]

Wait

[obsidian wyvern]

💥

[misty marsh]

But it probably would have blown up if I didn't catch the smell and didn't turn it off immediately

[viral dune]

Yeah throw it at me but in a way that it makes me fly all the way to Poland

Like stacking ender crystals in Minecraft and then breaking them to fly hundreds of blocks

[misty marsh]

Do you experience fall damage

[viral dune]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-end-crystal-gif-25609549

[zinc bear]

wow that happened to me once but except it was my pinky finger that kinda exploded

[viral dune]

The snow will negate any fall damage

[misty marsh]

How did you blow up ur pinky

[misty marsh]

I'm very eager to test this theory

[misty marsh]

I should've let it blow up so I could make a fat claim against u guys

[zinc bear]

i was like 9 i think
i noticed that i had a weird bump on my pinky but i ignored it
turned out to be a weird thing filled with blood (i forgot the name) and it exploded while i was playing minecraft

it really sucked and i still have the scar

[viral dune]

Me too

[zinc bear]

then i grew the habit of holding a controller but with my pinky up until i was like 14

[viral dune]

Cyst?

[zinc bear]

maybe

[viral dune]

@faint mantle ready

[zinc bear]

thats probably it the memory is really foggy

[viral dune]

I guess you could say it's just a burning memory

[misty marsh]

Flood carrier

[zinc bear]

i looked like a flood carrier when i was 9 so thats probably it

[viral dune]

Did you get my niche reference

[zinc bear]

yeah dude your references are so niche

[viral dune]

Thank you

[zinc bear]

https://tenor.com/view/sick-bro-jonah-hill-sick-reference-out-of-control-gif-3576091

[viral dune]

Why does the map look like this

[zinc bear]

we are cooked

[viral dune]

There's a really good sticker I could use

[lost cedar]

https://x.com/cbsnews/status/2044442907667476818?s=46&t=oc4h3cdZhe4LdkAx2Ccaeg

[charred tangle]

Hello halo fans

Hope we’re all having a good day today

[meager linden]

Webi wabu night people of Halo

[true ravine]

I officially hate Two Betrayals

[dreamy stirrup]

is it becasue of the second betrayal?

[meager linden]

LMAO

I still don't understand why that's name

[waxen rose]

It only gets better after the third

[waxen rose]

16th will be even better BECAUSE OF

Waking up first thing to go harass gamestop employees at 12pm to get my game

[chilly summit]

as you should

[waxen rose]

Its what I think about doing every morning

[chilly summit]

tomodachi midnight release

[waxen rose]

That would be 12am bestie boo

[chilly summit]

lines going all the way down the street

[chilly summit]

you're right

[waxen rose]

The only game i’d stand out at midnight for would be like uhhh
An actually good silent hill 2 remake

Or a dead space 2 remake

[chilly summit]

fr like 99% of games nowadays wouldn't even be worth attending the midnight release

[waxen rose]

Yeah no absolutely not
Not even cev imo

I can wait for a reasonable hour of day to play my combat evolved remake

[chilly summit]

maybe like gta 6 idk

[chilly summit]

staying out til midnight only to spend another 2 hours downloading the game when you get home 🥀

[waxen rose]

I got whiplash a week ago at work because my 65 year old supervisor asked me when gta 6 was coming out and I told him it got pushed back again and he looked genuinely sad
I didnt expect this guy to be a gamer

[chilly summit]

vibe demolished

there's people who get a console just for gta lol

[waxen rose]

That's genuinely so sad

[chilly summit]

I think it's a big reason as to why a big chunk of console gamers didn't upgrade to the new ones yet

[waxen rose]

Those two hours are to shower

[chilly summit]

the humble water bill:

[thick furnace]

i should do a teamkill fred speedrun in h5

what map has the closest cliff

[waxen rose]

I genuinely don't want an xbox series x but ig im buying one anyway just for cev

At least the one I bought and have shipped I got for extremely cheap off a older woman who was selling her sons stuff

[chilly summit]

they're not worth the upgrade unless you have a 4k display just get an S lol

or if you play disk games

[waxen rose]

I have like a 100” tv and I prefer physical games because I have an old soul

[thick furnace]

just get a pc instead

[waxen rose]

I had a pc but it was from a hotel at one point

1000 viruses GO

[chilly summit]

ah well go ahead then lol

[thick furnace]

get a bunch of viruses and make them fight over control of the pc

[chilly summit]

a series x pro could've gone crazy tbh

series x X

[waxen rose]

I remember getting into an actual heated argument with some dude while waiting in line to meet the va for Jerome (Crispin) abt physical vs digital games that I just started ragebaiting this rando by ignoring him

[chilly summit]

dude LOOOVES not owning his games

[waxen rose]

Im keeping the 2007 halo energy alive by getting into arguments with other fans

[waxen rose]

“They dont take up space” just say you dont have a cute little wooden bookshelf to display all the cute little games….

[chilly summit]

i wish i got a shelf for my ps2 games lowkey

[waxen rose]

You might as well, those are relics atp

[chilly summit]

fr

[waxen rose]

Im looking for a specific ps2 game but I forgot the name but I just know my dad really wants it bc it got pulled from shelves because it scared too many kids

[chilly summit]

i'm tempted to start collecting music cd's at some point too

[waxen rose]

Boy you should
Get some Abba
Some dolly parton

[chilly summit]

i was thinking of doing vinyl but that weren't my era and i think that would make me a performative larper chud so

[waxen rose]

My family has this HUGE cd rack in our living room with hundreds of CDs and irs just been sitting there
Undiscovered goldmine I found christmas Alvin and the Chipmunks soundtrack

[chilly summit]

gem alert

[waxen rose]

Real ones understand that you understand the music when youre sad
And it's Alvin and the Chipmunks

[half burrow]

gem alarm

[waxen rose]

Peter… the super evil fruitfly is here..

[chilly summit]

real tearjerker of an album for sure,the group collectively poured their hearts out in that album

[half burrow]

when im legitimately sobbing and weeping and theodores squeaky voice pierces my eardrums and makes it oh so worse

[waxen rose]

It lowk changed my life for the better after one listen…

[chilly summit]

fr

[waxen rose]

I think my dad also has the h2 soundtrack his buddy gave him knowing my dad doesn't like first person shooters bc hes a war vet

Sadly not the best album... H4 cd ill have you one day

[chilly summit]

h4 menu music goes so hard

[waxen rose]

It gets annoying when a chudly makes you sit waiting for a lobby for 30 minutes @ dareal

[chilly summit]

my grandad on my mum's side was a vet,when he passed we was allowed to keep one of his guns from his collection each(all the internals are taken out they're basically models),i kept his ppsh

[waxen rose]

That's so sweet
My grandpa gave me his helmet from the Vietnam war it's so cool

I also got his cap he wore but no patches or pins yet

[chilly summit]

does it have like one of those cool quotes they'd write on them

[waxen rose]

No but it does have a huge bullet sized indent on the back

So now the helmet sits by my ps4 😭

[chilly summit]

was that in combat? or like target practice

[waxen rose]

In combat yes

[chilly summit]

ah,he survived?

[waxen rose]

Ill have to take a picture when I get off the bus

He's alive and well dw
Old man still got a decade left

[chilly summit]

actual goat salute to him

[waxen rose]

He was a chief medical officer so everyone called him chief so I find it really funnt when I talk to him and master chief he just retorts back with “all a master chief would actually do is paper push”

I haven't gotten him to play halo but I did have him play dead space

[chilly summit]

lmao

lore accurate master chief

[chilly summit]

what did he think of it?

[waxen rose]

He really liked dead space but he was terrible at aiming
The game he plays the most his skyrim like every single day so

[chilly summit]

was that the remake or the original?

[waxen rose]

Remake

[meager linden]

Anyway
See you all tomorrow

[chilly summit]

i still need to play that one lol
skyrim also(i get cooked for not playing skyrim before),they're both on my backlog tho so they'll be played eventually

[waxen rose]

A game I suggest everyone play is Detroit become human

That's my daily pitch for PEAK

[tight remnant]

What if you're more of a, Boston become human type of guy?

[waxen rose]

We dont accept Bostonians.

They will forever remain the evil creatures

Are they called Bostonians or Bostonites

[true ravine]

If by second betrayal, you mean door locking mechanisms then yes

[chilly summit]

ooh yeah heard lots of good things about that
didn't it go on sale for like super cheap a couple months ago?

[waxen rose]

Prolly

I got my copy of it for like 17 bucks for christmas and I probably have 400 hours on it just trying to get a satisfactory ending
Maybe I should become more human and stop trying to control the outcome

[chilly summit]

oh yeah doesn't it have like a quadrillion different endings

[waxen rose]

Yeah

My first go around I had the main android guy stick to protocol because I assumed that’s what that android would do so I ended up accidentally killing the best dude and I almost quit

[naive turret]

https://klipy.com/gifs/detroit-become-human-detroit-8

[waxen rose]

I loved that officer man with all my heart dude…

[chilly summit]

I'd be so fried tryna play that game i'd accidentally upset everyone

[waxen rose]

Boat will remember this later.

[chilly summit]

(he also holds grudges)

[waxen rose]

He…. He just like me fr

“Yall got any grudges?”

“All we have is love and forgiveness”

[chilly summit]

no lie i'd probably still end up forgetting

the player would just be confused thinking it's a bug and it's not

Boat will remember this later. (we think)

[waxen rose]

“Uhhh what was your name again” boat says after knowing the player for the entire game which is 16 hours of your real life

[chilly summit]

"uuhhhh" and i start snapping my fingers

[waxen rose]

https://tenor.com/view/hmmmmmmm-hmmmmmm-hmmmm-hm-hmm-gif-2339932555530048784

[chilly summit]

https://tenor.com/view/remember-forgot-hi-black-guy-clicking-fingers-gif-224403692096021274

[waxen rose]

Its okay I lowk forget my own name sometimes

[chilly summit]

real

has anyone called you master freak irl

[true ravine]

Heh what’s my name—wait huh?

[waxen rose]

If someone called me master freak irl I would probably scream in absolute terror.

[true ravine]

One of my friends absolutely hates when I use his real name when on a gaming call…when we’re like the only ones in the call💀

[chilly summit]

when the guy behind the counter says my gamertag from 2012

[waxen rose]

Get hit with the ptsd face

[chilly summit]

"el macho..."

[true ravine]

I mean sure in a chat, ig, but even then it’s not like I’m saying his middle and last name, street address, city address, blah blah blah

[true ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/el-macho-gru-recognizing-el-macho-recognize-seeing-oomf-irl-gif-372244127754047581

Embed fail rip

[waxen rose]

I’m at my job, sitting at my desk, and I see this man walk in—turn to me with this gummy smile—and whisper “master freak… I've found you”
Literal horror story

[zinc bear]

This is how I’ll surprise you at your job

[waxen rose]

You won't even tell me youre on a plane over you just show up at my work place and I literally scream my head off in shock

[chilly summit]

waiting for the day where im at work and the leader of the old black ops 2 clan i was in for about a day enters the building looking for me and says "I'm getting the gang back together"

[waxen rose]

He's like 34 now with a wife and kids he up and left without a word to come find you

[zinc bear]

“Hello, ViRaLx SkIlLs. Did ya miss me?”

[gleaming hamlet]

a

[chilly summit]

https://tenor.com/view/tough-guys-sweat-in-family-guy-shake-hands-peter-griffin-gif-1332576641393980045

[zinc bear]

But you’re actually all just 5’4 300 pound chuds

[chilly summit]

KAPWING 🗣️

[chilly summit]

I'm welder joe swanson

[waxen rose]

That's just what happens when you grow up

[zinc bear]

True

[chilly summit]

blue collar diet 💔

[zinc bear]

17 cheeseburgers with a side of fries

[chilly summit]

hot dog at 6:30am

from the gas station

[waxen rose]

Cheapest thing you can afford when all you get is 19 an hour

[chilly summit]

true...

[waxen rose]

It's gonna be spaghetti 24/7 7 days a week

[zinc bear]

Costco hotdog with a side of AM PM nachos

[chilly summit]

microwave burger as a one off treat

[waxen rose]

You just spent our gas money for next week on a burger.

[chilly summit]

i wanna try a big arizona

[zinc bear]

If she doesn’t like me spending all of our rent money on AM PM nachos then she’s not the one

[chilly summit]

that could've went on something more important...like beer...

[zinc bear]

“It’s a waste of money!” A kings hunger shall not be a waste.

[waxen rose]

This is what my dad says after my mom screams at him for buying another funko with the food/gas money

[zinc bear]

Nah he likes funkos he deserves it

[waxen rose]

Like… monster…

[chilly summit]

(viking berry flavour)

[waxen rose]

NO

Irish creme coffee monster I am on my knees begging the sky for some to drop down at my feet

[chilly summit]

toilet hates to see me coming after i demolish a bacon & egg bap with a monster at 6:45am

[tawdry aspen]

mouster chief here

[chilly summit]

what is that i've never heard of that before

[waxen rose]

Dude it's so good

Its better than the other coffee monsters because it's sweet and makes me fly like a bird I always fly away

[chilly summit]

do you start to float like when the scent of a fresh pie enters the vicinity

[waxen rose]

Yeah 🤤

Me when I smell a freshly baked flood pie

[chilly summit]

i rarely see the coffee monsters at all tbh

[pallid vector]

Hi

[waxen rose]

Love your pfps art style btw

[chilly summit]

moa pie

[thick furnace]

fred pie

[waxen rose]

Dont British people love meatpies when they're just the lame version of a pot pie

[thick furnace]

chicken pot pie 🔥

[chilly summit]

yeah

[waxen rose]

Chicken pot pie 🤤

[chilly summit]

steak pie hit diffy tho

[misty marsh]

My mum makes banging pies

[waxen rose]

Me when I catch a whiff of a delectable cherry pie

[chilly summit]

shepherd's pie good too

[thick furnace]

cherries are so goated

[waxen rose]

Cherries and soft peaches are my favorite to use when I bake

[charred tangle]

Pumpkin pie and key lime pie are really good

And peanut butter pie

[chilly summit]

peanut butter pie sounds godly

[charred tangle]

My mom makes a really good one it’s great

You put it in the freezer overnight and eat it cold

[waxen rose]

Eating that must be torture
Constantly smacking the roof of your mouth

[thick furnace]

wouldnt freezing it fix that

cold peanut butter is less sticky n stuff

[thick furnace]

if the peanut butter has sugar it might kill someone 💔

[waxen rose]

The evil room temperature butter

[waxen rose]

I am diabetic but I will die happy knowing I ate a peanut butter pie

[chilly summit]

that sounds like a big reese's peanut butter cup

[charred tangle]

It lowkey is lol

[thick furnace]

true,,

[chilly summit]

need dat

[charred tangle]

If you let it sit out too long it gets like that but honestly frozen it’s perfect, sort of like freezing a snickers

[chilly summit]

worth tbh

[river cove]

Omg this chat is making me hungry

Chicken pot pie is good but have you ever had SAUSAGE pot pie I love breakfast pot pies

[waxen rose]

Breakfast sausage is good but the hotel ones are buns are need to explode because they're too spicy

[river cove]

Oo

Tbh I haven’t stayed in a hotel since 2019 lol

[thick furnace]

bro I just remembered pepperoni sticks exist

those are actually the best food ever

[river cove]

Omg I tried these jalapeno ones a couple weeks ago, they were so good

[chilly summit]

I love those

[waxen rose]

Natures best stick omg yes

[thick furnace]

i havent had spicy ones in forever

normal pepperoni sticks are already awesome spicy pepperoni sticks might be the greatest thing ever

[river cove]

“Master Chief? Mind to tell me what you’re eating?”

“Sir.”

“Spicy pepperoni stick.”

[robust spire]

Hey dudes, where do I talk game lore here ?

[zinc bear]

#lore-and-universe

[robust spire]

Thanks man

[lilac walrus]

Sir pepperoni pizza

I don’t like spicy jerky sticks

Or pepperoni

Whatever it is

[waxen rose]

I hate jerky
I need my stick to be yummmmy

Flood jerky when though id lowk try it

[thick furnace]

if u hate jerky u might be worse than fred

[chilly summit]

flood jerky sounds like certain death

[waxen rose]

Jerky is expensive shush

[thick furnace]

every disease known to man and god

[chilly summit]

mb bronana

[thick furnace]

store bought jerky SUCKS

[waxen rose]

Flood humonculous ground beef for consumption

[chilly summit]

imagine the trip to the toilet

[thick furnace]

homemade jerky 🤤

[chilly summit]

protein cube

[waxen rose]

Cube? Like what they did to that one transformer?

[zinc bear]

The cube

[chilly summit]

kevin

[waxen rose]

Flood flesh cube for human consumption

[coral yoke]

i still wouldn't try it

[thick furnace]

u explode like the fat flood enemies before u even get there bro 💔

[chilly summit]

random spankr rocket chunk found in the processing

[thick furnace]

explosive flavor 🥁

[waxen rose]

Youre a welder
Just weld the flood zombies together

[coral yoke]

oh so did my pozole explode because it had a spnkr rocket chunk in it.

[chilly summit]

maybe

[chilly summit]

True...

when my hb falls asleep at the sleepover first so i lowkey weld him to his garage door

[waxen rose]

That's his fault bro

[chilly summit]

fr don't hate the player hate the game

[waxen rose]

The banished have come up with non-lethal ways to deal with spartans: weld them to the walls of their ship to hold them still

Since im like 99% sure most spartan armor they cant take off without assistance

[zinc bear]

When hb falls asleep first at the sleepover so I lowkey put him in a 1v1 with atriox

[chilly summit]

this is what they should've done with chief after he evacs the pillar of autumn

[waxen rose]

They could've caught master chief in halo 3 in that camera room and weld him to a wall or sum and parade him around for fun

Johnson has to save him in a real time cutscene try not to slice up master chief into 800 pieces trying to get him off the wall

[chilly summit]

sgt johnson remove chief from the wall quick time event

[zinc bear]

Johnson 🤤🤤🤤

Sergen. Johnson hi

[chilly summit]

they should put him on a parade float

[waxen rose]

“Master chief chud caught finally” plastered on the float as everyone has a parade
Master chief has nothing to say about the event when you save him

[vagrant kettle]

Darealmasterchud

[chilly summit]

arbiter just looks at him visibly confused

[waxen rose]

“I know that guy…” he whispers as the float slowly rolls by

Dude. Halo 3 if it was actually good

[chilly summit]

halo 3 good ending

humanity befriends the covenant and they all have a big parade with chief welded to the parade float,with food and live music

[zinc bear]

Oh ok

🐺⛓️🥀🖤

[waxen rose]

All of the unsc take pictures with the welded chief and they finally find a truce with the covenant and the flood all perish because the joy was so abundant
That's all we needed to save the universe: friendship

[chilly summit]

and everyone lived happily ever after

[waxen rose]

Expect the welded guy

[chilly summit]

true...

[cunning wadi]

Anyone play reforger halo ?

[coral yoke]

what the hell is reforger halo

[cunning wadi]

Arma reforger lol

[coral yoke]

i actually don't think i've heard of that either

[cunning wadi]

Ah

[chilly summit]

heard of arma 3?

[obsidian wyvern]

how lol

[coral yoke]

i've heard of a minecraft mod called malum: arma

[zinc bear]

I’ve never heard of that either
You’re not alone

[coral yoke]

matter of fact i helped texture it

[cunning wadi]

That’s what I’m saying

[coral yoke]

well like tell me what it is and i might be able to tell ya

[charred tangle]

Anyone else ever thought about getting into dwarf fortress

[obsidian wyvern]

I think it's just a battlefield type game, but it's mainly been used for fake war footage that thousands of people fall for each time

it's pretty funny, it'll just be some low quality dogfight and people will believe it's real footage

[coral yoke]

mmm seeing that it's a milsim/tactical shooter

no wonder i haven't heard of it

yeah i think i've just never been interested in realistic military stuff

[trail bronze]

5 minute queue timer for ranked arena or slayer?! wtf

[cunning wadi]

Just imagine it but halo lol

[ancient totem]

[obsidian wyvern]

https://x.com/i/status/2044494816667382028

Wario64 (@Wario64)

Gears of War: E-Day Direct will be about 30 minutes long (scheduled on June 7th after Xbox Games Showcase) https://t.co/S6ZMshmAO1

X · Apr 15, 2026, 7:15 PM

[trail bronze]

Sweet I love gears. Really hope they don’t mess it up I wasn’t crazy about 5

[ancient totem]

30 minutes might be all some people play ir 😂

[naive turret]

I just got reminded Perfect Dark was cancelled.

[ancient totem]

I try it and see

[obsidian wyvern]

id kill for 5 min wait times in ranked

it's the only thing I enjoy in infinite at this point but I can't find matches

[naive turret]

Honestly FH6 is gonna be out before that showcase so nothing going in has me excited

Oh wait no hold up

[trail bronze]

It just times out, but yeah what region? Last night I was all good

[twilit seal]

so I got 5:21 on floodgate legendary, I'm so slow 🙁

[naive turret]

Clockwork Revolution looked neat so one thing

[obsidian wyvern]

eu

[trail bronze]

On expanded you might be good

[obsidian wyvern]

nope, I've been on expanded for the last few years lol

[trail bronze]

Dang. Yeah it’s weird. I’m D1 but don’t think I’ll reach onyx

[lilac walrus]

It’s solider from tf2

[viral dune]

Solid

[lilac walrus]

?

[naive turret]

'Solid' - has never played a match of TF2 in his life

[lilac walrus]

Ohhhhhhh

[viral dune]

No like

[lilac walrus]

Tf2 is amazing

[viral dune]

You said solider

That's why I said solid

[lilac walrus]

🤔

[viral dune]

You guys told me to not do so btw

[naive turret]

Not translating btw just questioning, ah okay. That tracks I think.

[lilac walrus]

Do it play one round

[viral dune]

But that means sacrificing some MCC mods

[lilac walrus]

No it don’t it’s like 10 gb

[naive turret]

I don't think I said not to just that it's not really a long term thing imo
The matchmaking for it sucks

[viral dune]

Yeah that's pretty much what my laptop has left

[lilac walrus]

In man vs machine yes the match making sucks

[viral dune]

Mann vs machine more like me vs halo 3 teammates

Alright time to eat

[naive turret]

damn I played way less on Steam than I thought

[naive turret]

glhf

[viral dune]

No cuz I gotta hurry so that we can play ODST

[obsidian wyvern]

u got 15 minutes bro

[viral dune]

And there's a squash in my plate

[naive turret]

https://klipy.com/gifs/fate-zero-caster

[obsidian wyvern]

I actually made it home by 11 lol

[viral dune]

https://tenor.com/view/squash-time-squash-time-plants-vs-zombies-plants-gif-2801354419589217687

Why does this plant exist man

[zinc bear]

WE ARE SO BACK

[obsidian wyvern]

odds on rob disappearing though

[zinc bear]

I’m so hyped for e-day I’m going insane

[viral dune]

High

[naive turret]

It's very possible

[obsidian wyvern]

wed be lucky

[viral dune]

If he leaves do u guys wanna play stratagem hero

[zinc bear]

Sure

[obsidian wyvern]

only stratagem hero, not the game it's used in

[viral dune]

Yeah

[obsidian wyvern]

sure

[viral dune]

I think my HS is like 12k

[zinc bear]

Holy unemployed

[viral dune]

Wdym unemployed it's so easy

[obsidian wyvern]

buying stratagem hero for £15 or buy deluxe edition marathon for the same price

[zinc bear]

Isn’t that 12k rounds of it

[viral dune]

Or better yet

Join my ship cuz I have it 😁

[zinc bear]

Marathon is $15 rn?

[obsidian wyvern]

yeah except I'm always the host for whatever reason

[viral dune]

No that's 12k points so probably like 10-13 rounds

[zinc bear]

ohhh okay I didn’t understand

[obsidian wyvern]

nah it's 15 on top of what I spent for the game

[viral dune]

That's okay

[naive turret]

I don't like the social pressure that comes with hosting

[zinc bear]

Bruh

[viral dune]

Same that's why I always join other people lol

[naive turret]

https://klipy.com/gifs/jungle-book-upset

[viral dune]

And I still do my own thing

[obsidian wyvern]

this is pointless because I'm always the host and ask u guys the same question

[naive turret]

yeah and we answer and then we play it's a great system

[viral dune]

Very Democratic

[obsidian wyvern]

let's make kitso or rob the host, least upgrades but they'll do their part

[viral dune]

But ur upgrades carry over

I proved this the other day

[obsidian wyvern]

I was under the impression it didn't

[viral dune]

Same tbh

[obsidian wyvern]

ok so we could actually make them host lol

[viral dune]

Yeah lol

[naive turret]

sounds like a plan

[obsidian wyvern]

I actually like kitsos ship because I don't have to run miles to the upgrade station. idk what robs is at

[viral dune]

Alright I'm getting on in 5

[misty marsh]

I'll be sure to change that soon

Get stratagem hero thanks

[obsidian wyvern]

why are you like this

[zinc bear]

what about my ship do you like my ship

[ancient totem]

Bub

👁 👁

[ancient totem]

😱

Are you the marty that makes halos music ?

Ok I found your YouTube channel. Maybe your not that marty

Am I really knight space ?

[coral yoke]

you tell me, space knight

[ancient totem]

I am knight space and space knight. There is 2 of us.

Thats my name on that game i was talking about. There's literally 2 accounts. 1 named knight space and the other space knight

Well actually I have 7 accounts in total.

[karmic jasper]

just realized the differenceb etween civillians in halo 3 and reach 😐

[ancient totem]

Halo 3 has the construction workers. They fighting.

[pulsar heron]

merty is indeed not marty. very different people

[ancient totem]

Reach civilians are harmless and also harmful to the player

[karmic jasper]

yeah 😐

[ancient totem]

I can tell. But never know

[karmic jasper]

by the time of Halo 3, pretty much everyone is done with the covenant.

[ancient totem]

Everyone is dead you mean.

[karmic jasper]

where can we even find civillians in halo 3 anyways?

[ancient totem]

On the mission the storm. After the scarab battle

[karmic jasper]

ah aight.

[ancient totem]

Construction workers would probably make good soliders lol.

[zinc bear]

LMAO i knew this confusion would happen one day

[lethal wraith]

Boop

[low kestrel]

boop

[obsidian wyvern]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2044539761923395589

Jake Lucky (@JakeSucky)

Throwback to the Halo Infinite glitch where the skull leaving a players body turned into a Pelican😭

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FixupX · Apr 15, 2026, 10:13 PM

[zinc bear]

lmao i remember when that was happening

[waxen rose]

No but lowk the pelican body is tea

[zinc bear]

what

[waxen rose]

I would become a pelican

Hop on. We're going to target.

[waxen rose]

I discovered they're not even twins separated at birth

[orchid crag]

Max rank reached on MCC!!

And Level 50!! My Completionist journey is now complete

[thin kestrel]

Speaking about being a completionist, does anyone know of a website or program I can use to track what cosmetics I have in Infinite?

[obsidian wyvern]

https://x.com/i/status/2044547386995872061

Wario64 (@Wario64)

(ymmv) Xbox is sending $5 credit through Xbox app/messages

X · Apr 15, 2026, 10:44 PM

[ancient totem]

Ty

[waxen rose]

Only 5 dollars
Xbox. I still hate you

[ancient totem]

Bub

[waxen rose]

Maybe if you send me 70 dollars plus tax ill love you so much though @ xbox

I can get a game I want

[ancient totem]

So could I

No I couldn't

[waxen rose]

I am not greedy. I just don't want things jingled like keys in my face like xbox has any good will rn

[zinc bear]

I’d say $5 is pretty good for free credit

[ancient totem]

Yeah. Thats like a lottery

[river cove]

OKAY it’s 8:47 and im queueing for Halo 4 multiplayer, lets see how long this takes

[ancient totem]

Like who gives out 5 dollars

[waxen rose]

The lottery.

Usual scratch offs give you about 1-10 dollars

[ancient totem]

Thats gambling mentality

[bold flame]

how do i kill somone

[waxen rose]

In game or 😭

[bold flame]

im playing wiht fam and i cant do dog

[ancient totem]

Bub .

[bold flame]

yes

[ancient totem]

Spartans never die .

[zinc bear]

Just enjoy the free credit bro

[high drift]

The homeless where I’m at would smack $5 out your hand😭

[waxen rose]

I cant enjoy anything

Unless it's resident evil then I am locked in

[ancient totem]

My mcc is modded like crazy. Probably not safe to play with anyone

Steam mcc

[waxen rose]

5$ now a days cant even get you a meal

[river cove]

YAYY I got a match!!!

[waxen rose]

Its fine, the mcc boogeyman won't jump out and get you

[zinc bear]

You can get a meal for like $3 at the dollar store

[waxen rose]

Som…

[ancient totem]

What if I messed with the halo reach and halo dil ? For ai maps in forge. Sera mods

I dont know who sera is. But people like him and rejected shotgun make halo into something different . Thats why I got a hand held pc. Cause I want to mod . Not play with people

[high drift]

Bro a pack of baloney alone is like $6.50

[zinc bear]

I said at the dollar store

[ancient totem]

Sardines canned is 2 dollars bra.

You just get expensive stuff

[zinc bear]

But at the dollar store it’s $1

[waxen rose]

99% sure they don't sell lunch meat at the dollar store
Ik those employees would mess it up and ill get food poisoning

[ancient totem]

Lunch meat is a lot because its a pack of meat.

Dollar store market

The super dollar store thats normally out in the country

[waxen rose]

4 bucks is the cheapest you'll get on anything that isnt the horror story that is baloney

[ancient totem]

Yeah . You dont want cheap meat. Its already hard enough to trust what they put in there.

[waxen rose]

That's family dollar

[ancient totem]

DG Market

[waxen rose]

Usually it's left over viscera that didn't get sent to the dog food factory

[ancient totem]

Dollar. Then Dollar store market. The super Dollar store

[waxen rose]

Dollar tree my goat though

[zinc bear]

Dollar tree goated

[waxen rose]

I used to go to dollar tree to stock up on drinks for my fridge for like 20 bucks
I haven't tried that again recently and im lowk too scared to

[ancient totem]

Yeo

Yaaaa

You ever try stop eating everything with sugar ? Its like going through drug withdrawals.

Eat a lot less

My parents diabetes so I always ate like they did. I learn on accident. But feel really good

[narrow cloud]

what yall talkin abt

[ancient totem]

Halo and food prices

Louisiana food.

I heard that most of the food wr eat in Louisiana. Most people haven't heard of . In the world. Like rice and gravy

[waxen rose]

Hey! Word of advice
Dont ever “just stop eating sugar”. It is an extremely important chemical compound that your brain needs I order to run!

[river cove]

😭 I got in one match of halo 4 and now I’ve been in queue for 5 minutes with nobody again

[ancient totem]

Your body needs carbs. Not sugar

[waxen rose]

Your body needs both

[ancient totem]

Sugar is not necessary at . However carbs are needed . Carbs are the same thing as sugar. Bur different at the same time

[waxen rose]

Glucose is an extremely important thing humans need inorder to run

[high drift]

There’s gotta be sugar in gravy

[waxen rose]

There's sugar in about everything

[ancient totem]

Sugar is needed because most people don't know what it's like to stop eating sugar. You stop eating sugar you get sick because its withdrawal. But once your past the withdrawals you feel very good and energized

[ancient totem]

. Yeah . I dont eat our cultures food. Lol

Carbs can spike blood sugar

Just like sugar can spike blood sugar. But sugar itself is not necessary.

[high drift]

Bro vegetables grow with glucose in them

[waxen rose]

Carbohydrates break down into Glucose yes, but sugar is also glucose. Your body physically needs glucose in order to continue to pump blood through the brain stem and stimulate brain activity. Glucose is also essential to replace the fat you have lost during a workout with carbohydrates that will keep your body going

[high drift]

You can’t just not eat sugar

[waxen rose]

This is all backed by the FDA. If you want to continue to argue about it then argue about it with scientists

Sugar fundamentally is energy.

[ancient totem]

Yes you can. Its just really hard not to eat sugar. Because many foods have sugar

[waxen rose]

The sugar you are referring to is fats.

[ancient totem]

I eat canned sardines and plan oatmeal as my diet. My diet is brutal and doesn't taste good. But its definitely the healthiest you can be

[high drift]

Bro…

[waxen rose]

The jokes write themselves

[high drift]

You’re probably built like a dark souls protagonist, no shade that’s badass but like…

[waxen rose]

Sardines and oatmeal are definitely not enough to sustain a healthy diet of proteins, minerals, sugars, and vitamins you need a day

[ancient totem]

Do you need sugar . The body does not

need added sugars

(like in candy or soda)

to function, but it

+5

does require carbohydrates, which

break down into glucose for energy.

While glucose is essential for brain

function and energy, your body can

create the necessary glucose from

healthy, complex

carbohydrates. * Medical News To... +3

Key Considerations:

No Added Sugar Needed: The body requires no added sugars, and they provide no essential nutrients.

Carb Requirement: Carbohydrates are essential, but these should come

from healthy sources like fruits,

vegetables, and whole grains.

[waxen rose]

You're referring to added sugars broken down by your liver.
Glucose is from pure sugar. The chemical your body runs on.

[ancient totem]

The goal with sugar is to not spike blood sugar

Yeah

[waxen rose]

What?

Are you just saying you have issues with your blood pressure?
Are you diabetic like me?

[ancient totem]

I have high blood pressure nit diabetes

[high drift]

Do yall eat synthetic sugars

[waxen rose]

As a diabetic I know that my body still needs glucose that comes from healthy sugars that is in almost every single food

[high drift]

Like sucralose

[ancient totem]

Yes. Carbohydrates are the thing you need

[waxen rose]

Instead of cutting out sugar from your diet entirely contact your doctor

[ancient totem]

I like not eating sugar.

[waxen rose]

You’re going against added sugars which yes—I agree can be harmful. Pure sugar is not harmful

[waxen rose]

I only suggest talking to a doctor about this if blood pressure is a serious concern

[twilit seal]

why is fiesta slayer such a joke?

[waxen rose]

It's fiesta

[ancient totem]

Natural sugar is less harmful because it is accompanied by other thing like fiber and fats which slow down the intake of sugar and therefore does not spike blood sugar. But Natural sugar can be as bad as added sugar

[twilit seal]

I lost 47-50 because I had 2 clowns feeding

[waxen rose]

I am done arguing about this with you. My sources are from the FDA so scream at them if you so desire

[high drift]

I only eat keto bricks

[waxen rose]

800 peanut m&ms a day

[ancient totem]

My favorite thing would be moon pie . Lol. But in order to keep the diet is want. Dont eat such things. Your stomach thinks for your head. Let your head think for your stomach

[twilit seal]

I tried moon pie, it sucked

[waxen rose]

Moon pie + a cold RC is my childhood double whammy combo it's so nostalgic

[ancient totem]

It calls your name like a old friend.

I quit smoking cigarettes. It calls your name like a old friend

[twilit seal]

cola does that anyways

[waxen rose]

Cola and Coke taste the same and I will die on my hill

I say with fried taste buds

[twilit seal]

[naive turret]

https://klipy.com/gifs/pepsiman-running

[waxen rose]

Pepsi man!

[ancient totem]

Doesn't coke have some sort of secret ingredients ?

That makes its taste never get old

[waxen rose]

Yeah they put a rat in your drink sometimes it's kinda aesthetic

[viral dune]

Halo 3 rat

[zinc bear]

if you put a rat in your drink it does NOT taste good

[waxen rose]

LMAOO

[viral dune]

What if it's a cooked rat 🤤

[waxen rose]

Didn't some girl find a rat in her monster energy

[ancient totem]

Bubba

[zinc bear]

i think that was wendys not monster

[ancient totem]

Devils fluids

[waxen rose]

Im sure cooked rat just tastes gamey

[ancient totem]

Frosty from windys

[waxen rose]

This is kinda aesthetic
Better than finding spiders in my coke

[ancient totem]

Want to know something crazy about coffee

They cant stop roachs from getting in coffee. So they get grounded up in it 😂

Taste gooood like earth goooood

[pliant hatch]

there was one this month from a monster can.

[zinc bear]

oh i havent heard of that

[waxen rose]

Cute! Whoever got the 1 in a trillion rat soda pull please go try the lottery

[quartz anchor]

top 24 game oat

[pliant hatch]

they drank decomposing rat

[ancient totem]

I pour old coffee from the morning all over my body and chest to coil off after q hard day of work

The sticky sensation helps cool me off

[waxen rose]

What

[ancient totem]

The thing is

[waxen rose]

That is a sign of deteriorating mental health

[ancient totem]

Yeep

Im just kidding lol.

I thought about it. Because after a hot day. I want to drink water. Not coffee.

My mental is horrible lol

Thats why I have all these fancy diets quit smoking and never started alcohol. Im fighting to survive

[naive turret]

https://klipy.com/gifs/hi-wave-37

[ancient totem]

Didn't you hear me say yesterday. I write hundreds of things about halo every day in another public chat 🤣 . Its very demanding . Can't be unhealthy

[waxen rose]

H8 what's that one guy in transformers who got turned into a cube

[naive turret]

Who got turned into a cube?

[waxen rose]

Yeah they put him in the trash compactor

[naive turret]

wait that does sound familiar

[waxen rose]

You can see his spark and everything

Son is still alive in cube form but has no mouth and cant scream

[naive turret]

I thought you meant TFA Blurr for a sec and got sad

[ancient totem]

Bumble bee 😂

[waxen rose]

This is lowk disrespectful to my boy😭

[ancient totem]

You're sad !

[naive turret]

I can't think of anyone else ngl
Wouldn't surprise me if it happened to Waspinator at some point lol

[ancient totem]

Jk

Green eggs and ham . Sam i am

[waxen rose]

Halo insider; master chief becomes a cube in halo ce remake SOON

[naive turret]

exciting geometric gameplay

[ancient totem]

My name is actually Christian. Not same

Female master chief reveal in new campaign evolve

[waxen rose]

In halo 2 remake he becomes as thin as wafer paper like Lady Cassandra

[ancient totem]

We have to stop them ! We have to destroy halo

Over load the pillar of autumn engine core and cause a chain reaction

Halo 2 remake has hot pink armor

Whoops. Got a warning. Im not trying to be offensive or anything.

[obsidian wyvern]

was this from prime

[waxen rose]

Tf animated

[obsidian wyvern]

oh nvm

i cant remember if they scrapped that guy bulkhead kept fighting

[waxen rose]

It would've been funny if Megatron got so fed up with Starscream in tfp he just turned him into a cube though

[ancient totem]

Ok I apologize for my comments about halo. I know it was wrong. And nonsense

I felt bad. But you gave me a warning when I would have stopped on my own because I already felt bad

[naive turret]

Breakdown got it rough man

[calm fiber]

For server moderation concerns, please send a direct message to @bleak yoke.

[obsidian wyvern]

yeahh breakdown

[waxen rose]

Wasn't breakdown voiced by Dwayne

Nvm im crazy, i was thinking of arcee’s dead bf

[obsidian wyvern]

the red horn guy?

[hexed geyser]

my Duchess controler comes on Saturday

what game should i test first with it

[ancient totem]

That would be halo 😊

[hexed geyser]

Halo CE or 2 ?

[ancient totem]

Halo ce

[hexed geyser]

ok then

even tho the controller its a replica of came out in the halo 2 days

[ancient totem]

Oh . Then maybe halo 2

[hexed geyser]

ok

[ancient totem]

Im going to learn what that controller is

[naive turret]

'bf'

But yeah as soon as I heard Cliffjumper's voice I knew he'd had it

[ancient totem]

Ooooh . Its old Xbox style controller

[zinc bear]

the duchess was the improved version of the duke controller for the original xbox

[ancient totem]

Thats so cool they still make these

[zinc bear]

its not official. theyre made by hyperkin

hyperkin also remade the duke and the xbox 360 controller

[ancient totem]

What was the smaller controller. You could see through it. I had a red one. Still do i think

Rubber grips on sides

[zinc bear]

xbox one or xbox 360?

[ancient totem]

Xbox old one

The og Xbox

I miss picking at the rubber grips and bite it

[hexed geyser]

that mustve been an old 3rd party controller

dunno which brand made it tho

[ancient totem]

I must find it

Haven't found it

[spring cedar]

Imagine if there was a Halo 2 firefight

[ancient totem]

The typical thing halo players would dream

[ancient totem]

Can't get enough halo 2 play.

[meager linden]

Good morning people of Halo

[simple pagoda]

It's 4AM my time 😭

[regal burrow]

They put they master chief back in da soder

[dull iron]

Same

[waxen rose]

We're they not romantically inclined, I always assumed they were bevayse of how fondly she speaks of him

[lost rune]

Halo reach is soo midddd

[knotty trench]

Go away

You probably like Last of Us and Expedition 33

The fact you even typed this in this server with these people baffle me

[knotty trench]

I'm gonna fax you something TerrificKangaro

[lost rune]

We can’t chat here 😉

Email me

[chilly summit]

we will have to communicate in google drive docs

[analog fox]

Someone wanna play halo warzone on halo infinite?:b

Somebody*

[granite sky]

they had a warzone wednesday playdate earlier i think its too late now though

[balmy pagoda]

Me when rage bait

[chilly summit]

but he's right tho

[silk hare]

Halo Infinite/3 > Halo Reach

[daring yoke]

HALO IN BIG 26

[echo sky]

is there any way to join custom games online in halo 5 forge pc

like i dont understand the custom games browser

and if there is any way to join matches

[snow lake]

007 is insane

[opaque sable]

This is omega supreme and this is spartan from unsc

[rare cedar]

Sup chat

[steady jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-gif-1711370693478333238

[solemn galleon]

He had a halo tv show already

Not the bad stinky one we know today

But red vs blue

Peak

[meager linden]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[meager linden]

Hello

[candid tusk]

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[candid tusk]

┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)

[pseudo vector]

Why cant it show the pic if the video?

[calm fiber]

The ability to embed and upload images is disabled by default. This privilege is granted to users who have the Inheritor role, which is automatically assigned by our bot based on various factors. Stick around, be active, keep it clean!

[candid tusk]

Counts for videos too, as that'd be an embed.

[restive basalt]

Hey guys, I'm playing Halo 3 on MCC with my Legion Go S (Windows.). I'm running it at 120 fps but it feels like the game is sped up. I'm playing online

[analog knot]

Interesting - you’re not the first to mention that here. The game may feel sped up but iirc this bug doesn’t actually speed you up? You’ll appear to be lagging heavily to everyone else.

Something to do with CPU cores? It’s a really really old bug at this point. Any way to put you go into some extreme mode / make sure it’s using full power, to see if it still does it?

[restive basalt]

What would be an extreme mode?

[analog knot]

I dont have a legion go, im going based on my steam deck / rog ally settings. Usually they have some more relaxed / lower power modes vs more power usage modes. That you can toggle between. I’ll look it up in a bit.

[coral yoke]

first thing i'd try is running it at 60 fps instead

[candid tusk]

Kick it down to 30 for that real 360 vibe.

[coral yoke]

if you're not playing it docked 120 could drain the battery pretty fast

[restive basalt]

I did try at 60 FPS earlier but it still feels sped up.

[coral yoke]

iirc the game doesn't let you go that low

[candid tusk]

That's a shame.

[restive basalt]

I'm playing the game while charging.

[meager linden]

Good day people of Halo

[analog knot]

Did you do 60 fps in game and 60fps on the screen?

(I dont think its fps releated, just covering the bases) 😄

[acoustic garnet]

Me and the exam together, trying to figure out something we didn’t consider

Hear or no hear

[candid tusk]

I wasn't going to say it first, but yeah.

[late sandal]

Guys do the halo fanta cans have codes? For the fanta ce skin?

I founf the qr but it wont let me play, even when i try to it loads smth and then refreshes the page and yeah nothing comes

[candid tusk]

I had the same issue, I believe that's all there is to it though.

[late sandal]

Ohh

[candid tusk]

Wish it were a code on the cap or receipt, but it isn't.

[late sandal]

Awww

[dawn marten]

Is today a holiday or something

[late sandal]

Nah? Why,

[dawn marten]

My parents are usually up at this time

They dont sleep this long unless its a Saturday

Ah its probably nothing nevermind

[candid tusk]

They left for Disney Land without you very early in the morning. Took an Uber.

[dawn marten]

☹️

[echo coral]

Hello there!

Been YEARS!!!, I'm glad I'm back to Halo!

[dawn marten]

Hello general kenobii

[echo coral]

"General Kenobi..."

😂

[dawn marten]

Is that the Xbox halo pfp

[echo coral]

Yes!

I took it from my account, wanted to seem like a real Halo player even if I have nothing to prove 😂 I played only Halo 3 and Reach on Xbox 360 years ago so I wanted to go back

Just nostalgia kicking in

[dawn marten]

I used to have a 360

Xbox one is where I play halo mostly now

[echo coral]

Yep me too, I played infinite first on Xbox One

[echo coral]

Man how many games I had in Xbox 360...

I feel like american even if I didn't apply for citizenship yet! Just a matter of time

I got them though! Moutn' Dew and Xbox is the best combo!
-# From a European

[meager linden]

@obsidian wyvern btw
Wanted to ask
Should i play new game for only melee challenge, or I can continue the game where I used Rusty build?

[echo coral]

Uhh..

[keen sequoia]

are any of yall seeing trauma ray tonight

[echo coral]

Nopey.

[obsidian wyvern]

ur actually gonna do it?

[meager linden]

Why not
But I'm thinking about "Smart Cleaner" and other few bosses

[obsidian wyvern]

ill do it if u do it

and yeah just use your existing save

[meager linden]

So I guess liberator of Rubicon gonna be next ending in melee

[late sandal]

Guys

[worldly sedge]

Is BlueSky not working today?

[candid tusk]

A great site to check for things like this: https://downdetector.com/status/bluesky/

[worldly sedge]

51% app

[steady jolt]

https://status.bsky.app/

[candid tusk]

Better if the organization has their own support status page, which they do here: https://status.bsky.app/

Yeah, what Stckr said. lol