general-chat

[misty marsh]

no i deleted cause i knew youd use it a useless ammunition and make me have to defend myself for it multiple times smh

[obsidian wyvern]

i think it worked

[frosty scarab]

“ We all fail, We all make mistakes, It’s what makes us human. “

[misty marsh]

its deleted and you still cling onto it

[obsidian wyvern]

can i use these words against you

[misty marsh]

not the jedi way bro

[obsidian wyvern]

dont speak to me about any jedi way when you havent finished the game after your 6th attempt

[misty marsh]

SIXTH

who are u lying to

[obsidian wyvern]

i think it was my sixth attempt so i was projecting

[misty marsh]

im only on my second attempt you loser

[obsidian wyvern]

no you are not

[meager linden]

[misty marsh]

i genuinely am bro

[obsidian wyvern]

jumpscare

i swear this is at least the third, realistically the fourth

[frosty scarab]

Guys calm down

[misty marsh]

Ur brain is broken

[obsidian wyvern]

ts gets serious

i will find more proof

[frosty scarab]

@misty marsh it’s not that deep chill

[misty marsh]

its my second attempt. First one i got to dathomir and then dnfed cause I left it for too long

[obsidian wyvern]

but i lowkey wont because i have no time

[misty marsh]

who is this guy

[obsidian wyvern]

chill kitso damn

[chilly summit]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-random-kid-random-kid-gif-10698606526004440975

[frosty scarab]

I’m here to calm things down

[obsidian wyvern]

you couldnt have said a worse line lol

[chilly summit]

it's over

[misty marsh]

cause it doesnt exist 😂

[frosty scarab]

Cool

[obsidian wyvern]

i swear, you started once, gave up at wherever u said, then tried again and gave up quickly before your current run

[misty marsh]

nope

[obsidian wyvern]

i swear youre like at the end anyway

oh no u just beat the bat, youve still got a little time

[misty marsh]

the 'gave up quickly' would never be me cause that would be too early for me to want to restart all together

[misty marsh]

im back at dathomir after getting my lightsaber

[obsidian wyvern]

OH

ok yeah youre not that close, i kinda hate the part youre at

boss was just ragebait

[misty marsh]

and im gonna have to relearn controls 😔

[obsidian wyvern]

switch to a lower diff and tell no one

[misty marsh]

I would know my ego cant handle that

[obsidian wyvern]

same lol

[misty marsh]

i lwk cant play until june at least either ugh

[obsidian wyvern]

i thought itd be longer ngl

[misty marsh]

it depends

[obsidian wyvern]

whens ur last exam dyk

end of may right

[misty marsh]

all my time rn is going towards either revision or binging star wars or both at the same time

[misty marsh]

one on the 24th april and then eveyrthing else is online

[obsidian wyvern]

wtf lucky

[misty marsh]

i have an online exam end of May

[misty marsh]

i purposefully chose my modules this way

[obsidian wyvern]

back to back 3 hour exams in person 😩

[misty marsh]

last year i was fully exam based and it was treachery

[obsidian wyvern]

and u had no dissertation

[misty marsh]

yeah everysingle one of my modules were like that last year i hated it

[misty marsh]

BLISS i tell you

[obsidian wyvern]

yeah i can tell bro

im here dying, and its not even that many words for a diss

which reminds me my break is up so im back to the dungeons

[misty marsh]

shoudve picked a course that doesnt offer it 😂

[obsidian wyvern]

i did not want this course anyway

[misty marsh]

i ordered a quarter zip today, im gonna be a full finance bro soon

[obsidian wyvern]

😬

i have one friend who keeps liking quarter zip reels and we all kinda cringe at the idea now sorry

[misty marsh]

Theyre nice smart casual tops

its cringe when its just performative

[obsidian wyvern]

theyve ruined it for all of you so unlucky

[misty marsh]

Shame

they do make for a nice fit

[little portal]

?

[viral dune]

Hi

[obsidian wyvern]

https://x.com/i/status/2024168842889470297

Jack Ferris (@2204Design)

Asphalt And Ablution

X · Feb 18, 2026, 5:07 PM

I accidentally unlocked in

[viral dune]

We got a laso campaign to play

[obsidian wyvern]

yeah after I'm done working

[viral dune]

When

[chilly summit]

gem alert

[obsidian wyvern]

next year

[weary scarab]

Hello

Is there anyone interested in artwork?

[zinc bear]

No halo Fanta 💔

[viral dune]

April fools was only for a day bro you can't keep doing this the entire month

[zinc bear]

Need to check next week

[zinc bear]

Yeah @misty marsh I’m here too

[zinc bear]

April fools is the entire month though. That’s why it’s called APRIL fools.

[viral dune]

I'm gonna go smack you

[pulsar heron]

?

[zinc bear]

You wouldn’t hit me

[zinc bear]

⁉️⁉️

[pulsar heron]

hi dareal

[viral dune]

Yeah man if I was bored sure

[obsidian wyvern]

like i said, youre aprils fool

[zinc bear]

Hi leigh

[viral dune]

And coincidentally I'm really bored today

[zinc bear]

I’m not bored I’m having fun

[viral dune]

No bro

[chilly summit]

you da real april fool

[zinc bear]

Frolicking in the stater brothers as I look for halo fantasy

[viral dune]

Hi having fun, I'm Icky Spartan

[obsidian wyvern]

we can do laso friday onwards, if robs free

[zinc bear]

Soon I will smack you

[viral dune]

Ahhhhh wait I can't this Friday

[obsidian wyvern]

youre such a let down

[zinc bear]

Hi gonna go smack you I’m dareal 😂😂😂😅

[obsidian wyvern]

rob probably wouldnt have been free anyway tbh

[viral dune]

You're on a roll with the Radiohead references today

[obsidian wyvern]

it was the same reference wasnt it lol

[viral dune]

[zinc bear]

Bro listens to Radiohead 😂😂😂

[viral dune]

I can play after or before Friday though don't worry

[obsidian wyvern]

yeah i cant before friday

[viral dune]

I understand

[zinc bear]

Hi understand I’m dareal

[obsidian wyvern]

itll probably be sunday

[viral dune]

10000/10

[obsidian wyvern]

rob wont be awake by the time im back from work on saturday

[chilly summit]

I like a couple radiohead songs

[zinc bear]

Radiohead is buns. Helldivers soundtrack better

[viral dune]

Sure thing

[zinc bear]

Is that you

[viral dune]

Yeah that's me at the moment

[waxen rose]

Blue pmo

[viral dune]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-cat-nervous-democracy-officer-we-have-a-problem-gif-2339673109514166529

[chilly summit]

what is wrong with you,why are you blue?

[waxen rose]

Im like a bull but instead of red it's just blue

[zinc bear]

Why do you hate blue

[waxen rose]

Cortana

[chilly summit]

they call it red bull but the can is blue 🤔

[waxen rose]

Im colorblind so i eat the can

[zinc bear]

You hate Cortana? One of the main female characters? Wowwwww I see how it is

[chilly summit]

understandable

[waxen rose]

She is a robot

[zinc bear]

If you’re colorblind how many fingers am I holding up

[waxen rose]

The robots will supper

[zinc bear]

A female robot yeah exactly affirmative

[chilly summit]

supper

[waxen rose]

Suffer, I mean

[waxen rose]

Cheeseburger

[viral dune]

https://tenor.com/view/supper-supper-time-dinner-dinner-time-hungry-gif-11714610

[zinc bear]

Supper tomorrow

[chilly summit]

what will they be dining on

[viral dune]

My phone

[zinc bear]

Flood popcorn

[waxen rose]

The souls of the innocent

[chilly summit]

nuts & bolts

[zinc bear]

Banjo and kazooie? Nuts and bolts?

[waxen rose]

Did you find your fanta

[chilly summit]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

that game so buns

[zinc bear]

No

[zinc bear]

It’s a good game just not a good banjo and kazooie game

[chilly summit]

so it's buns

[zinc bear]

Banjo tooie the GOAT

[chilly summit]

true...

xbox should bring back conker

(did they own conker i can't remember)

[zinc bear]

They own rare replay I’m pretty sure so technically they own conker yeah

I loved watching my uncle play it as a kid but I’ve never played it myself

[chilly summit]

they should do that

i have live & reloaded

[viral dune]

They should make a hot orange juice game

[chilly summit]

the ww2 one

[zinc bear]

No

[viral dune]

Yeah man

[zinc bear]

They should make a halo dating sim

[viral dune]

Poland goes through an economic crisis but a hot orange juice business saves the whole country

[chilly summit]

sure bruh

[waxen rose]

Rvb dating sim is real

[zinc bear]

I tried that game it’s lowkey buns

[chilly summit]

one singular bun

[pastel coyote]

Is caboose a good candidate

[zinc bear]

No

[waxen rose]

He isnt in the game

[chilly summit]

caboose burger

[pastel coyote]

I meant in general

[waxen rose]

I mean I prefer my men to at least know how to count to 4…

If you like caboose then ig

[chilly summit]

4? like halo 4?

[zinc bear]

Yeah there’s barely any of the RVB men so idc for it and the gameplay is buns

[zinc bear]

Gars of war 4..

[chilly summit]

https://tenor.com/view/jumpscare-kid-jumpscare-kid-heart-attack-gif-12535254628037896885

[zinc bear]

Gears 4 is peak bro don’t react like that

[waxen rose]

Yeah I didnt play for this reason
Plus I don't think you are allowed to go after any male character in the game too

[chilly summit]

is reloaded still active i might get it on steam

or are we just forever forced to play gears 5

[chilly summit]

bro rescinded his reaction 😭

[scenic venture]

Good night sleep well sweet dreams Sleep tight

[viral ocean]

Hi

[scenic venture]

[zinc bear]

Yes

Get reloaded so we can play

[chilly summit]

ok

[scenic venture]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-master-chief-running-running-away-run-gif-18300732

[viral dune]

Reload.. like Fortnite reload

[zinc bear]

Fortnite is terrible

[chilly summit]

40 dabloons is crazy ima wait for a sale

[viral dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1223466226865537215/1297918373862047796/unfunny.gif

[waxen rose]

This gif so corny

[zinc bear]

Get game pass ultimate it’s on there

[chilly summit]

im a linuxcel i can't

[zinc bear]

Icky can you send the democracy officer cat gif pls

[waxen rose]

Not the stupid “democracy officer, right here” I HATE larpers

[viral dune]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-cat-nervous-democracy-officer-we-have-a-problem-gif-2339673109514166529

[waxen rose]

I hate joy and fun

[zinc bear]

It depends on how it’s used

[chilly summit]

reddit

[viral dune]

Sweet liberty, this is traitorous behavior

[zinc bear]

It’s funny when it’s used right
Not those stupid corny truth enforcer photos

[waxen rose]

Can't go on the hd server because ill get blasted with corny joked

[zinc bear]

I can’t go on there cause I need to put in my phone number

[viral dune]

I can't go on there cuz everyone uses a loadout that I don't like

[chilly summit]

it's so they can dox you when you question the devs

[waxen rose]

True

[zinc bear]

Bro m&m’s talm bout some “share size” i just ate this all myself I ain’t sharing ts with NO one

[zinc bear]

True

[viral dune]

Share size more like they should buy their own bag of m&m's size

[waxen rose]

I bought a share size of peanut m&m and ate them all by myself within two days

[zinc bear]

In this economy I ain’t sharing nothing

[zinc bear]

I ate my share size in one sitting they’re not super big bags anyways

[waxen rose]

Mine was a huge bag

[zinc bear]

In California the small packets are called share sizes for whatever reason

[zinc bear]

@mods take his inheritor NOW

[waxen rose]

Yeah our share bags are like
The size of a 2-liter bottle

[zinc bear]

Damn 😭😭

[waxen rose]

Im debating between going to prom (65$) or buying tomadachi life (60$)
Hmmm

Istg icky if you say buy hd instead

[zinc bear]

Get tomodachi life I HATE love

[viral dune]

Or go to prom for like 30 mins so you save 32.5 bucks the buy half of Tomodachi life

[zinc bear]

She broke me.. ⛓️🐺🥀🖤

[chilly summit]

i do be getting the kfc 20 hot wing share bucket tho lowest of keys

[faint mantle]

Buy HD

[coral yoke]

oops all covenant carbines

[faint mantle]

I'm not icky

😁

[viral dune]

Hi not icky, I'm Icky Spartan

[waxen rose]

Merty is banned from my halo 2 themed birthday party

[faint mantle]

Hi icky

How are your exams

[chilly summit]

I got a gargantuan dairy milk chocolate bar that's all for me in the fridge as of rn

[waxen rose]

Im going to give you a job in tomadachi life

[zinc bear]

Not even a girlfriend wow

[chilly summit]

that's evil bro

[faint mantle]

Didn't want to go anyways, it won't have anniversary graphics 🥱

[viral dune]

Criminology was good, got an 8 there

I didn't even try for chemistry

Today I didn't have any exams so I didn't have to wear a suit

[chilly summit]

halo 2 anniversary multiplayer themed birthday party

[viral dune]

Idk if we're gonna have an exam tomorrow

[waxen rose]

So you hate me and want me to cry on my birthday right after I hired someone to come dressed up as fred

[faint mantle]

An 8 is good

[viral dune]

And this Thursday we're definitely having 2-3

[zinc bear]

Peak

[zinc bear]

If a Fred cosplayer is going there I don’t wanna be there

[faint mantle]

Not making you cry at this point is like trying to go through a minefield without any detectors

[waxen rose]

You have to get a job in order to buy a lady nice things like lunch then you get a gf

[viral dune]

Yeah 😁 now I just have to wait for them to release our final grades

[zinc bear]

Not true

[faint mantle]

True

[waxen rose]

The secret to a womans heart is good food

[zinc bear]

The secret to MY heart is good food

[waxen rose]

You have to buy said food with a JOB and MONEY

[chilly summit]

you also have to talk to women i only just found this one out recently

[faint mantle]

And not infodumping

[zinc bear]

Too far bro

[waxen rose]

I personally communicate with women telepathically

[chilly summit]

it's too scary for me

[waxen rose]

I used to be one and it's a hivemind

[chilly summit]

gravemind but it's for women

[waxen rose]

Water works in 4 seconds watch out

[chilly summit]

"buy stanley cup"

[zinc bear]

Okay how’s this
I’m playing halo 4 and I hear a woman in voice chat. Then I go “wait, is that really a woman in my game? Oh golly gosh..” how’s that?

[viral dune]

I use the astropathic relay

[waxen rose]

There are still traces left in my brain and I bought a halo3 Stanley shaped cup

[chilly summit]

stanley cup if it was peak

[zinc bear]

Why did you react with that rose

[waxen rose]

You're getting your account personally banned by 343

[chilly summit]

you forgot to explain rvb to them

[naive turret]

I’m surprised you’d hear anyone speaking in H4

[chilly summit]

let alone a woman

[zinc bear]

Oh gawd I’m such a nerd 😅

[waxen rose]

The ladies are busy playing peak (halo 2 arbiter)

[viral dune]

If only it was good

[waxen rose]

Icky has 4 days left on the clock

[naive turret]

He’s on borrowed time already ngl

[zinc bear]

4chan typa meme

[viral dune]

But a clock only shows hours and minutes and secs

[zinc bear]

I’m gonna tell Poland that you don’t like her anymore

[chilly summit]

gotta get them a ticket to thel's public disowning

[viral dune]

Poland would actually murder me

[zinc bear]

I hate love so I’m breaking you two up

[waxen rose]

Has cancel culture gone too far?

[viral dune]

But trying to get that to happen is like uh

[viral dune]

Mining bedrock with a diamond pick

[zinc bear]

Anything is possible when you put hatred towards it

[normal owl]

except love

[waxen rose]

The pickaxe of love and acceptance

[chilly summit]

they found his old tweets insulting the prophet of truth 💔

[zinc bear]

Attorney, you don’t know what I’m capable of.

[zinc bear]

He said the C word (covvie) 💔

[waxen rose]

“This truth guy lowk… LYING!!” Locked up for 8 years zero trial

[viral dune]

Locke 😂😂😂😂

[waxen rose]

Locke from Hal...5

[chilly summit]

"Truth is a LYING FRAUD,I HATE HIM!!!!" ~ @Thelthegoat47

[waxen rose]

The arbiter was 67 years old in h3 btw

[chilly summit]

my goat is unc 💔

[waxen rose]

Arbiter so unc the opposition got him

[chilly summit]

we sliding on the opponents

[zinc bear]

Arbiter podcast

[naive turret]

When you have a poster of the Arbiter in your home on High Charity

But it’s Fal ‘Chavamee

[waxen rose]

Who the heck is fal
Guy no one invited

[viral dune]

I should get a poster of Poland

[viral dune]

Fal like in fall guys I think

[zinc bear]

I want a poster of arbiter in my room 🤤

[chilly summit]

life sized arbiter cut out

[coral yoke]

can't believe you never heardof 'em smh

[waxen rose]

https://tenor.com/view/fall-guys-halo-master-chief-gif-26102997

[zinc bear]

Like the fall guy movie?

[viral dune]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-gif-9961640842832527249

[zinc bear]

👀

[viral dune]

Is this Logan Paul

[obsidian wyvern]

icky

[waxen rose]

I have one of chief, fernando I threw away bc my dog mauled it, and fred
I should buy an arbiter one

[viral dune]

I knew I'd get someone with that

[zinc bear]

Don’t EVER compare the GOAT Ryan gosling to L*gan paul

[obsidian wyvern]

no i was just gonna say youre really bad at identifying people, ive noticed this pattern

[pulsar heron]

lgan pul

[zinc bear]

Idk why it did that

[obsidian wyvern]

like the time you called 50 cent ice cube

[viral dune]

Yeah cuz you're a stalker I also noticed that pattern

[zinc bear]

They’re like not even similar AT ALL that’s insane

[chilly summit]

Bro HATED fernando
understandable

[viral dune]

[waxen rose]

Stockholm syndrome uodate coming soon

[pulsar heron]

because of the asterisks. you can type \* instead and it deactivates it ******

[coral yoke]

arbiter would not fit between your floor and your ceiling i hate to break it to ya

[zinc bear]

Thanks!

[naive turret]

No-one getting the Legends ref, shame.

The Duel looks like vaseline over a mainframe show but he was still cool af.

[viral dune]

I swear they looked similar in that pic

[zinc bear]

OHH he’s that guy
Yeah I hated the art style but it was cool. Watched it with my mom too

[waxen rose]

I think my room is only 7’5” tall so yeah id sadly have to make arby shorter than I initially wanted

[obsidian wyvern]

i made that up, you were right that day

[chilly summit]

the ominous folded arbiter cutout

[waxen rose]

Not understandable

[viral dune]

Bruh

Taking advantage of my bad memory

[obsidian wyvern]

real

[waxen rose]

I folded my fred cardboard standee because I prefer the chief in the corner of my room much more

[obsidian wyvern]

lets pray they kill fernando in the next game, or even better, kill him off in a book

[zinc bear]

WHAT WHU

[normal owl]

LOLLL

[chilly summit]

place fred at the window so everyone walking by can see him

[waxen rose]

National holiday where rev quiets down about my favorite character fernando

[zinc bear]

National holiday where rev quiets down

[obsidian wyvern]

your favourite character is fred, do not change history

[waxen rose]

Fred
Fernando
Close enough

[zinc bear]

Just leave bro

[viral dune]

Actually Fernando should like take his realistic mask off and reveal it was actually atriox in a human disguise

[naive turret]

IT WAS ME DEMON

[obsidian wyvern]

fred was also my favourite spartan but i havent said much about that

[chilly summit]

like when patrick turned out to be a gorilla in a costume

[zinc bear]

Poser

Bro wants to be the big freak SOOOO bad 😂😂 you’ll never be a true frederator

[viral dune]

https://tenor.com/view/dio-brando-anime-gif-7367270

[obsidian wyvern]

i just didnt care like freak did so he could take the bit

[waxen rose]

Imagine becoming friends with master chief and manipulating him for months just to get your revenge
The beef can't be that serious bro

[chilly summit]

the frederation

[coral yoke]

throw in a scooby-doo sounding line while we're at it

[waxen rose]

I read that so wrong the first two times

[chilly summit]

lol

[zinc bear]

I’m glad no one else here likes Linda so I can be a true linda-san

[waxen rose]

Sorry h8 I ment to reply to icky

[waxen rose]

No one likes linda because she does nothing of importance

[obsidian wyvern]

hey icky wasnt there something about chains and a spartan on blue team

[coral yoke]

mmmm yeah about that

[zinc bear]

Don’t even joke lad

[naive turret]

I mean I figure it's the same point lol

[zinc bear]

Linda is easily the best member of blue team

[viral dune]

https://tenor.com/view/finding-nemo-findingnemo-yourecutebutihavenoideawhatyouresaying-crush-gif-21750859

[naive turret]

I'd love a character that petty he'd go to extreme lengths to mess with Chief though

[waxen rose]

They put who in chains

[coral yoke]

(i don't actually know linda i skipped halo 5)

[zinc bear]

Yk how much time and dedication I spend researching Linda’s character? She does so much and you don’t even know it.

[naive turret]

About as much as I spend researching mages I bet

Actually no that's not possible

[zinc bear]

Shut up you watch anime

[naive turret]

This is violently correct

[obsidian wyvern]

nono it was the other way

[viral dune]

I feel like it'd also be a grunt or a jackal doing it

[chilly summit]

alice

[waxen rose]

Beef so bad you are just like the flash and that one flash opp where he makes each day of his slowly and meticulously worse

[zinc bear]

Alice in madness 🔥🔥

[naive turret]

Reverse Flash is so stupid I love it

[chilly summit]

it's me evil goku muahahaha

[waxen rose]

We should have a villain like that but it's just for mc and we dont know they're a villain yet till the very end and they've been here the entire time

[viral dune]

I could do that

[coral yoke]

i know just the guy

[waxen rose]

The true villain of the halo series wasnt the flood or the covenant
It was icky

Its gonna be some stupid backstory too like “when you were 8 years old you said you hated aliens so now I've hated you ever since”

[zinc bear]

“When I was 8 you said you hated Poland”

[viral dune]

And then I fire a white and red laser at New Phoenix Arizona

[waxen rose]

He said he hated poland when he was 4 months old so icky destroyed his home planet and gave him to halsey

[zinc bear]

I live there bro

[viral dune]

Your town got composed

[waxen rose]

You aint no arizonian 😭

[zinc bear]

Proof?

[waxen rose]

Your Californian accent says it all

[zinc bear]

True

We don’t pronounce our T’s

[viral dune]

Bo'le of wa'er

[waxen rose]

That's just rev

[chilly summit]

chewsday

[zinc bear]

True

[obsidian wyvern]

i say myh ts

[chilly summit]

what dat mean

[pulsar heron]

its actually me that doesnt say t's

[waxen rose]

What tora says is law I beleive tora

[zinc bear]

Only believe tora not rev he lies

[pulsar heron]

i am unfortunately blursed with estuary english

[chilly summit]

I don't say my t's either tbh

[pulsar heron]

dont let my word choices fool you, i am but a commoner

[naive turret]

T's lose emphasis the further along a word you go

[waxen rose]

Word crimes or whatever weird al said

[chilly summit]

im a chronic mumbler

[zinc bear]

Yeah but you’re 22 so

[obsidian wyvern]

same

[naive turret]

'marathon kinda good' kind of mumbling.

[chilly summit]

too tired to talk normally 90% of the time

[waxen rose]

Is this mumbling or is this going crazy

[zinc bear]

Please censor m*rathon thanks

[viral dune]

Ration

[naive turret]

[chilly summit]

the new hit game by bungie
ration

[zinc bear]

Auto correct will kill me

[obsidian wyvern]

coworkers need me to repeat myself 3 times before they understand what im on ab

[zinc bear]

Censor w*rk pls

[naive turret]

I'd just nod and pretend after the second ngl, we'd work really well together I think

[viral dune]

You should talk to them with ur mic cuz i can hear u well

[chilly summit]

fr,top that off with working around loud machines too for me

[waxen rose]

I ask this but im partially deaf so it's my fault
Then people tell me I talk too loud

[obsidian wyvern]

thats exactly what i do, maybe even laugh and hope they said a joke

[zinc bear]

I dont mumble but I speak really really fast sometimes and its a curse

[viral dune]

I just laugh a little and the other person looks at me weirdly before I have to say "sorry what did you say" for the 5th time

[chilly summit]

xqc

[zinc bear]

“Hey my mom died so I’m taking off work tomorrow”
“lol”

[viral dune]

Loling out loud

[obsidian wyvern]

probably has happened

[zinc bear]

Oh god don’t compare me to him

[obsidian wyvern]

ACTUALLY IT DID

[zinc bear]

Oh boy

[waxen rose]

My worst customer interaction was asking why a man was dressed up so nicely in his cute tuxedo
Then he said “its for a funeral” and my manager told me to shut up

[chilly summit]

randomly smiling at my coworker who told me the most damning news(i couldn't hear them and was too shy to ask them to repeat that)

[zinc bear]

Flirting gone wrong

[obsidian wyvern]

my coworker was going back to her home country a few weeks back and i didnt hear her reasoning for it so i said something like enjoy, i didnt realise she was going back for a funeral

[zinc bear]

-2

[viral dune]

-4

[zinc bear]

-6

[viral dune]

-8

[obsidian wyvern]

h8 they ruined your bit

[waxen rose]

It keeps stacking

[zinc bear]

No, we only improved.

[naive turret]

It's not my bit tbf

[obsidian wyvern]

it was your bit here but youve lost it

[viral dune]

Bro u ruin everything too wdym

[naive turret]

there's ways to save it, I hope you enjoy visiting home despite the tragic circumstances etc.

make a positive out of it

[lilac walrus]

-10

[zinc bear]

Who are you

[viral dune]

Chicken

[lilac walrus]

Idk I’m bored

[obsidian wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-reach-i-aim-to-please-noble-six-jorge-gif-24745588

[chilly summit]

random kid

[zinc bear]

Kill noble six

[lilac walrus]

Hi

[naive turret]

I'm glad we don't have to like, hand over feedback cards anymore that sucked

[viral dune]

Hi

[naive turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1470223647149920286/1485862552046010419/jalter_impales_spartan.gif

[obsidian wyvern]

i had to do that at currys

[waxen rose]

Kill all nobles

[obsidian wyvern]

and we had to try sell insurance on products 😬

[coral yoke]

not the gif i thought you were gonna send

[waxen rose]

That spear death is from danganronpa sadly

[chilly summit]

glass jun 🗣️

[zinc bear]

Ew

[naive turret]

idk I really enjoy it

[zinc bear]

That’s my official instructions

[waxen rose]

Leave nothing behind

[chilly summit]

does bro have a buddy named keith

[lilac walrus]

What did they do to him

[zinc bear]

I call it a whirly bird

[waxen rose]

David

[lilac walrus]

….

[naive turret]

I'm glad we just have like a standard year warranty and that's it
The spiel is enough without having to try and upsell

[lilac walrus]

Why

[chilly summit]

ellis,you like taters?

[naive turret]

I remember going to Game when I was younger like 'do you want disc protection' no I'll just look after it thanks

[waxen rose]

They're all terrible except jorge but he is gonna die anyway

[naive turret]

Mind you there was a woman in line in front of me who said her 360 fell over, and her disc got scratched to hell so

Maybe they had a point

[lilac walrus]

But Jorge is the good guy

[obsidian wyvern]

it was easy to sell insurance for the switch but that was about it

[chilly summit]

their disk repair service never worked

[naive turret]

Oh did you try to use it

[waxen rose]

I aint getting no insurance
I am responsible: thx

[lilac walrus]

I need to find a place to get a disk repaired

[obsidian wyvern]

but now they repair your joycons for free anyway so that's not possible anyway

[waxen rose]

Actually the only insurance I got was for my joycon I bought last week

[chilly summit]

was it both joycons or just the one

[waxen rose]

Do you think im about to drop 8 bands for two new joycons?

[obsidian wyvern]

I don't even think you need proof of purchase for repair here

because of how bad the issue was, they were forced to just do it

[chilly summit]

half a joycon

[waxen rose]

I just bought one joycon for 22 after complaining to the manager for 14 minutes

It was the one I had stick drift on anyway

[chilly summit]

fair enough

is that really how much one joycon costs

[waxen rose]

No they're usually 33 for one but I complained enough

[chilly summit]

good lord

[lilac walrus]

Does anyone know how to make the dead zone smaller on my controller

[steady jolt]

Use the accessories app

[lilac walrus]

K

[steady jolt]

https://support.xbox.com/en-US/help/hardware-network/accessories/xbox-accessories-app

[waxen rose]

A lot of words were said

[lilac walrus]

Thanks

[chilly summit]

gotta do what you gotta do

the negotiator

[waxen rose]

Give me my discount

[chilly summit]

NOW!

I would've barked at them to let them know that I'm in control of the situation

[waxen rose]

Im a gamestop pro member and the pro price was 22 bucks (by mistake) but I still demanded 22

[chilly summit]

that's their fault atp tbh

[waxen rose]

The pro price was only supposed to be 31 bucks

[waxen rose]

Hop on top of the counter ans start howling

[chilly summit]

only to get suplexed through it by security shortly after

[lilac walrus]

My intrusive thoughts are saying to put a fork in the microwave

[waxen rose]

Oh my

[chilly summit]

you shouldn't do that

[lilac walrus]

I don’t even got a microwave

[waxen rose]

Dont do it unless you wanna end up like me

[naive turret]

It's annoying where I work rn because my last job was 'sell as displayed' but here we have to go by the system price.
Which sucks when the catalogue updated quarterly and stand prices are different.

[chilly summit]

I am your intrusive thoughts and i am telling you NO forks in the microwave

[lilac walrus]

Really forks don’t do anything it’s sharp aluminum

[naive turret]

put a banana in instead.

[chilly summit]

you should put some orange juice in it

I almost unironically put a fork in a toaster once

my toast was stuck

[lilac walrus]

OoooOooOooO W idea

[waxen rose]

Worlds smartest man at work

[chilly summit]

Yup that's me

[waxen rose]

Its amazing how you've gotten this far boat

[chilly summit]

It really is i appreciate that

They let me operate heavy machinery btw

[waxen rose]

Survival of the fittest be dammed that boy can really toaster a oven

[obsidian wyvern]

https://giphy.com/gifs/funimation-sg-microwave-steins-gate-t6n3Nkd0tBrSozYPgM

[lilac walrus]

What is said machine

[waxen rose]

Look at my worker dog he sticking his head into the hydrologic press to check if it's working

[chilly summit]

lifted my mask up mid weld to check if it's all good once

[naive turret]

The machinery in question

[lilac walrus]

Uh oh

[lilac walrus]

Didn’t they make a Lego set off that

[waxen rose]

Worlds SMARTEST welder

[lilac walrus]

How many stars did you see after doing that

[viral dune]

This would be like a small melee weapon for an imperial titan

[naive turret]

A finger even

[viral dune]

True

I have to make 5000 dollars by the end of the year

[lilac walrus]

Tiny dager

[viral dune]

Maybe if I steal something like this it can be done

[chilly summit]

I felt like i was in a black ops 1 cutscene

[lilac walrus]

Good luck with that

[naive turret]

I've got faith in him. it's more realistic than 30k.

[chilly summit]

The backbone of our society

[coral yoke]

it's more like a pizza cutter than anything conventional

[naive turret]

I'm sure Ghost Rider drove one at some point

[coral yoke]

and what was that like?

[viral dune]

I know exactly how too

[sharp stone]

Wsp

[viral dune]

I could make a lot of money by just betting with my friends

[lilac walrus]

Hello

[sharp stone]

Hru

[chilly summit]

https://tenor.com/view/call-of-duty-black-ops-1-call-of-duty-black-ops-cod-black-ops-viktor-reznov-alex-mason-gif-1681414047243403443

[lilac walrus]

lol

[coral yoke]

ow

[naive turret]

blops 1 remains the only CoD I've played

[viral dune]

Yes h8

[lilac walrus]

I’ve only played world at war

[viral dune]

But I meant irl it's super easy to bet that way

"100 pesos if that guy trips"

Said person trips

"Alright Alex here's ur money bro"

[naive turret]

You're closer to vegas than any of us tbf

[chilly summit]

you should play world at war

[viral dune]

I have to make a clash royale reference

[lilac walrus]

The zombies is amazing

[viral dune]

https://tenor.com/view/clash-royale-mighty-miner-digging-rise-rise-up-gif-25302575

[chilly summit]

real ones know it's the best zombies

[coral yoke]

frankly all the cod games look the same to me

[lilac walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/cod-waw-call-of-duty-world-at-war-cod-world-at-war-call-of-duty-waw-gif-12924659322008428516

[chilly summit]

world at war does NOT look like infinite warfare bro

[coral yoke]

and none of them appeal to me in the slightest lmao

[naive turret]

I feel like this screenshot on Steam is lying to me

[lilac walrus]

I’ve only played world at war so idk what all the other ones look like

[lilac walrus]

I thought that was war thunder for a second

[coral yoke]

can't even play half of them if i wanted to anyway because of their anticheats

[lilac walrus]

Hm

[chilly summit]

driveable tanks are a thing
there's some maps in multiplayer that have them and there's also a tank focused mission in the campaign

[chilly summit]

anything before mw19 is playable

[lilac walrus]

Yeah, you get to roll around in a T 34

[naive turret]

Oh fr? that's pretty neat

Thunder Run was one of my favourite missions in BF3 so

[chilly summit]

yeah they just did it once in waw then never did it again lol

[lilac walrus]

Does any of the
Battlefield games have a campaign

[naive turret]

Yeah all of them except 2042 I'm sure

[chilly summit]

though they have tanks and stuff in the modern ground war gamemodes im pretty sure

[coral yoke]

didn't know battlefront got a third game

[lilac walrus]

Mk

[naive turret]

That was cruel

[lilac walrus]

They’ve got a lot of games now even got a sixth one

Which out sold call of duty

[naive turret]

That's Battlefield, Battlefront is the Star Wars game

[lilac walrus]

Oh right

[naive turret]

I wish we could get a third but even if it did happen it'd be bloated with stuff I don't care for

[lilac walrus]

Just like modern Call of Duty®

[coral yoke]

ok that makes more sense

[candid tusk]

Gungans vs Ewoks please.

[coral yoke]

god i'm really just doing anything to avert from talking about modern military based stuff lmao

[naive turret]

Ewok hunt was fun

[chilly summit]

ewok hunt was so good lol

[small mauve]

Cod and battlefield seem like overall mid franchises regarding campaign but infinite warfare wasn't too bad in that regard ig

[naive turret]

I liked the war stories in Battlefield 1, maybe bar like two missions that were annoying

[zinc bear]

Never played war stories on BF1 but I watched my dad play them

BF1 did have a peak multiplayer tho

[chilly summit]

the one with the italians was so sad

[zinc bear]

I’m still the greatest medic to ever live.

[obsidian wyvern]

[

[zinc bear]

Great answer bro

[naive turret]

"who decides such things" really hit hard

[lilac walrus]

:]

[chilly summit]

tbh i thought you'd be a helriegel user

[obsidian wyvern]

i accidentally hit my keybiard andef it opende discor

[zinc bear]

Bro that’s not a class 😭😭

[chilly summit]

it's on assault bruh

[zinc bear]

I don’t play assault

[obsidian wyvern]

im doomed to play medic in every game

[chilly summit]

opende discor

[coral yoke]

it's hard to even think about good gameplay to go with a setting that's essentially just a realistic milsim

[zinc bear]

I don’t remember any gun names for battlefield

[waxen rose]

My blood sugar got low and I couldn't control it but I opened discord and texted dareal to explode idk what happened

[obsidian wyvern]

my subcounsciors

[chilly summit]

it was that one really annoying smg everyone used

[obsidian wyvern]

the spelling isnt spelling

[candid tusk]

Good night, Rev.

[coral yoke]

like how do you even design a boss when all the enemies are just humans?

[zinc bear]

I think Ik what you’re talking about

[zinc bear]

Flamethrower users on BF1 are da real bosses..

Flamethrower users when they see me diving face first into them with a syringe and nothing else:

[chilly summit]

I was a shotgun goblin

[zinc bear]

Just leave bro. Just go.

[naive turret]

Yeah there's armoured dudes. Or they have a land fortress pull up when you're on foot.
Or a series of bombers you have to take out in the sky

[chilly summit]

I loved playing a bit of support too

[obsidian wyvern]

armored core reference totally

[naive turret]

Which btw, making the flight controls different in Campaign to MP invokes words I can't say in here.

[waxen rose]

Just say it pyo

[chilly summit]

I'm sorry but battlefield shotguns are always fun

[zinc bear]

I think I used auto loading extended on BF1

[chilly summit]

going prone with the lewis gun was always op

ultimate dropshot cheese gun

[zinc bear]

Yeah I used auto loading extended .25 I’m pretty sure
I should reinstall that game

[chilly summit]

I would reinstall but ea anticheat won't let me play 💔

[zinc bear]

Linux Chud

[chilly summit]

we'll see who's laughing in another 20 years when linux will work with kernel anticheat

[lilac walrus]

Ea anti cheat is kinda buns

In my experience

[chilly summit]

yeah it is

[coral yoke]

eh i'm personally fine with not being able to play half the shooter genre

[zinc bear]

I play on Xbox but I wish my progress went to PC. I bought it on steam and it’s sooo much more beautiful on PC but it’s not cross progression

[chilly summit]

most of the games that aren't playable on linux are all the buns live service games anyway tbh

[chilly summit]

playing it at 4k max settings for the first time was something i wish i coud experience again

[coral yoke]

helldivers is playable...ish

[chilly summit]

wdym by ish i haven't played helldivers on linux yet

[zinc bear]

Reshade on BF1 is so beautiful
But I’m not gonna grind for another 10 years straight like I did with BF1 on Xbox

[coral yoke]

does the cloud save feature not work for some reason?

[chilly summit]

fair enough

[zinc bear]

It’s just not cross progression. Battlefield 2042 was the first battlefield game to be cross progression.

[coral yoke]

ohh wait nvm i misread the message

[zinc bear]

But 2042 was buns so

[chilly summit]

they waited until the worst one to add cross progression im crine

[waxen rose]

How many battlefields must there be

[coral yoke]

thought you were trying to play on one pc after saving on another

[zinc bear]

Wait til you play battlefield 2142

[waxen rose]

I’m tired grandpa…

[chilly summit]

battlefield hardline is being shut down 🕊️

[zinc bear]

2042 was supposed to be a prequel to 2142 and that’s why it was so hyped. And then it was terrible at

[lilac walrus]

I wanna finish the sentence, but I’m gonna let @zinc bear Do that

[zinc bear]

WHAT?

[lilac walrus]

Well that to dang bad

[chilly summit]

may 22nd

[coral yoke]

i mean it runs, just not very well

[lilac walrus]

Idk if I can say the actual word

[zinc bear]

I’m done

[chilly summit]

on console**

[zinc bear]

My uncle plays it like daily he will be so mad

[chilly summit]

but the pc version has been broken like forever so basically the game's gone

[waxen rose]

@ dareal we playing eday

Is that what it's called

[chilly summit]

feel for unc 🙏

[coral yoke]

the e in eday stands for eventually™

[zinc bear]

Why hardline? Battlefield 4 came out in 2012 and it’s still active. Hardline was 2015!
That’s ridiculous

[lilac walrus]

Does anyone here play warthunder

[chilly summit]

might be less active or something

was it made by dice or a different dev i can't remember

[zinc bear]

Yes and we will play it
But for the first week or two I’m gonna be occupied by uncle coffee since we’ve been waiting for an E-Day game since before it was announced lol

[chilly summit]

that might be the reason

[zinc bear]

Different people I think but still
Hardline is peak

[chilly summit]

probably some contract related stuff

[waxen rose]

Ill jump from gow 1/2 to eday im so excited

[zinc bear]

You should play 3 first cause of the gameplay jump

[chilly summit]

is freak not playing 3

[zinc bear]

He only bought 1 and 2 I believe

[waxen rose]

Ill play 3 when dareal finally unlocks the basement door

[chilly summit]

ah lol

[waxen rose]

Yeah I need to actually install gow 2 first I only installed 1 ill play it when im not exauhsted with college

[chilly summit]

it's peak

[zinc bear]

Skip gears 5 it’s not worth it
Play every other gears tho

[waxen rose]

Ill have to see if I can get 3 and 4 for cheap

[chilly summit]

first encounter with the kryll 🥀

[zinc bear]

I got gears 4 for free on Xbox live gold like almost 10 years ago

[waxen rose]

10 years ago hooray

[zinc bear]

Do NOT go into the dark 😭😭

[waxen rose]

https://tenor.com/view/krillion-a-in-one-im-gif-18283586406368826605

[chilly summit]

the uk when the clock strikes 3:01pm in the winter

[chilly summit]

https://tenor.com/view/crab-gif-2536253093151310674

[zinc bear]

Best gears is gears 2 @waxen rose

[chilly summit]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-incredible-krill-crab-gif-4661271430329690317

[waxen rose]

I'll play it when I dont feel like im a walking zombie

[obsidian wyvern]

driving to work at 6 and it not being pitch black is throwing me off

[misty marsh]

Have you tried sitting down

[waxen rose]

The chairs are full of gray sludge

[chilly summit]

same i have to double check i haven't woken up in a different country

[misty marsh]

What about laying down

[zinc bear]

Have you ever played gears of war, kitso?

[waxen rose]

Is living in the uk that miserable

[misty marsh]

Yeah bro they're the next game I grew up with after halo

[chilly summit]

it is,food kinda nice tho

[zinc bear]

What’s your fav

[waxen rose]

Food
Beans on toast

[misty marsh]

Ive been meaning to replay them all to catch up

[chilly summit]

toast sandwich

[misty marsh]

Either 3 or 4 they're the only ones I really remember

[zinc bear]

PEAK PEAK P

[chilly summit]

3 enjoyer

[zinc bear]

Gears 4 is so peak bro

[misty marsh]

Ong

I was half way through the first one like two years ago and enjoyed that one

I don't think I've ever played two

[chilly summit]

I'm gonna replay the trilogy soon,probably closer to the game's release tho

[zinc bear]

My uncles name is James and he flipped out when they named Marcus’s son James
Still an insane day I remember that

[misty marsh]

Same

[zinc bear]

2 is the best gears you NEED to play it

[obsidian wyvern]

3 was the fav

[zinc bear]

3 is buns

[obsidian wyvern]

just like halo 3 and forza horizon 3

[zinc bear]

I hate it now cause rev likes it

[misty marsh]

We'll see, I remember being very fond of three and I may be nostalgically biased

[zinc bear]

No 3 is really really good I just have to disagree with rev no matter what

[chilly summit]

no you're correct 3 is fire

[obsidian wyvern]

i was supposed to go through the entire series before eday but dunno if thatll happen

[misty marsh]

It's gonna be a post grad thing for me

[obsidian wyvern]

yeah

[naive turret]

What's Gears record on Steam like I wonder

[lilac walrus]

.

[misty marsh]

Then I can get my baby brother playing it with me

[naive turret]

wowzers

[zinc bear]

5, reloaded and soon E-day

[obsidian wyvern]

well that was the problem, gears wasnt great on pc from what i rememebered

[chilly summit]

DON'T check the gears player numbers on steam

[zinc bear]

Gears is actually really good on pc. But there’s not many on there

[chilly summit]

the game is very popular with pc gamers trust me

[obsidian wyvern]

and i cba to bring the xbox out

maybe when we do reach and 4 laso, ill try get that done in the same time

[naive turret]

I hope you have a lot of fun with that.

[obsidian wyvern]

hopefully someone cancels

[frosty scarab]

Will the hayabusa helmet ever come back to infinite ive been saving for it

[faint mantle]

Unlikely. It has come back twice already and they said the second would be the last

[frosty scarab]

Damn

[chilly summit]

isn't 4 on pc too

I think it's exclusive to xbox/microsoft store tho

[naive turret]

Maybe on the MS Store yeah

[thorny glen]

halo 5's service record on the halowaypoint website has been broken for a while now RIP

[haughty cedar]

i haven’t played gears in years

[gleaming hamlet]

Halo odst

[dapper steeple]

finally beat reach, 1, 2 and 3 and odst on legendary now onto 4 !

[sharp stone]

Hot take: Halo 4 & Reach were the most fun ones imo

[gleaming hamlet]

Ow that one burnt

[sharp stone]

Lol

[gentle pine]

Don't agree w halo 4 but reach was absolutely golden

[sharp stone]

But when I touched 3 it felt like gold 🥇🪙

[thorny glen]

reach being good anything is a hot take 💀 Burnt the food to charcoal hot take

Halo 4 great tho

[sharp stone]

I only played halo 3 reach and 4 so I'm still new into the franchise and a fraction of 5 and infinite

But my old Xbox broke so I haven't played in a while

[gleaming hamlet]

2 3 and odst are the only halos i can enjoy ngl

[shut lichen]

💀

[gleaming hamlet]

💀

[silk hare]

💀

[dapper steeple]

just finished every halo installment until 3. so im going to start on the 4th one tomorrow on legendary as all the other playthroughs previously. any info i should know before? is it easier than halo 2 or harder? lol

[thorny glen]

halo 3's the easiest in the franchise

odst's a tiny bit harder but not by much

[dapper steeple]

Yeah i felt so beefy in odst in comparison for some reason

idk why felt like i could take more dmg

[obsidian wyvern]

ammo is hard to come by in 4, thats about it

the guns despawn really quickly

[dapper steeple]

as long as its easier than halo 2 and i dont have to start over at the most recent checkpoint i should be fine ( im playing co op )

[obsidian wyvern]

idk if this is your first playthrough of the halo games, but youre supposed to play reach before 4

well, its recommended to

[dapper steeple]

i have dw

i went from reach - 1 - 2 - odst - 3 and now 4

thats the proper one i think if you dont count the halo wars games

[obsidian wyvern]

someone made u play in chronological order? unfortunate

[dapper steeple]

i did it myself ;-;

[obsidian wyvern]

recommended order is release order but if youre enjoying them then bleh

[gleaming saddle]

1-2-odst-3-reach-4 is my personal order

[thorny glen]

halo 4's a lot harder, not as hard as halo 2 but definitely harder then 3, odst, reach, and halo 1

[dapper steeple]

welp, as long as i dont have to deal with sniper jackals 1 tapping me and super beefy elites that tank 4 sniper rounds to the head i should be fine me thinks

[gleaming hamlet]

wait how does that make sense

you're supposed to play them out of chronological order? what's the logic behind that

the story will be all mixed around

[dapper steeple]

glad im not the only one who got a little confused

its like eating a pizza crust first

[thorny glen]

yes, because that's how the games released

[gleaming hamlet]

But why?

[thorny glen]

why what

[gleaming hamlet]

Why release order instead of chronological

[gleaming saddle]

Not really, just the spin off games

[thorny glen]

because each game as they released added additional features & things that never existed in the original releases..?

"the dmr is in halo reach but it's not in halo 1 huh?"

[dapper steeple]

well im playing for the story and experience

[thorny glen]

gameplay changes quite a lot

[gleaming hamlet]

what does that have to do with anything
i'd personally rather play in the order of the story, instead of the order of gameplay style

[pulsar heron]

release order is generally preferred for halo because the experience between reach and ce is vastly different, but its a problem that gets less worse the further you get into the franchise imo

the reach > ce jump is the only reason i ever see given, which i thoroughly understand. the difference between that and "starting odst part way through halo 2" is greater. and even if you include the non-mainline games i think the different game formats/genres is so sharp that its not really overtly stark of a jump

[naive turret]

Reach is generally better experienced with retroactive context of the trilogy.
Like Rogue One after the OT.

[thorny glen]

would you play call of duty world at war before you play call of duty 2

[gleaming hamlet]

I might be the stupidest person on earth because it took me years to figure out reach came before each game lore-wise, and I only got that result from seeing it on google

[pulsar heron]

i personally have played them in neither release nor chronological order, but that's more because i was playing them in the order i got my hands on them .;)

[frosty scarab]

Ngl for the 25 anniversary they gave us dog crap

[dapper steeple]

what did they give us?

[obsidian wyvern]

started with 3, and everyone else should too

[naive turret]

smh

[frosty scarab]

Cosmetics

[dapper steeple]

i started with CE and everyone should follow my personal opinion!!!!

[obsidian wyvern]

i thought you didnt lol

[frosty scarab]

But their trash cosmetics

[dapper steeple]

oh. Thats kind of lame :T was kinda hoping for a remaster of 3 or sum

[frosty scarab]

Or really anything better than a armor coating and emblem

[dapper steeple]

yeah fair

[gleaming hamlet]

abcdefg

[frosty scarab]

hijklmnop

[dapper steeple]

i guess theyre too busy reusing assets on the halo CE remake

[gleaming hamlet]

i feel like the only person who doesnt like ce

[dawn juniper]

Hello

[dawn juniper]

Oh no……

[obsidian wyvern]

i hate ce dw

[dapper steeple]

i mean, its ok. Nothing world breakingly cool but its a good childhood game

[frosty scarab]

Honestly I want halo 7 not ce remake

[dapper steeple]

Beating a dead horse at this point dont you think?

[gleaming hamlet]

i was negative 8 years old when it came out so def not a part of my childhood

[frosty scarab]

No

[frosty scarab]

I was negative 9

[dapper steeple]

i was -4 but like i played in in 2011-12 ish on my older brothers PC. Was super fun

[gleaming hamlet]

minecraft

[naive turret]

https://klipy.com/gifs/so-old

[dapper steeple]

are you in your 40s or sum?

👀

[naive turret]

what's with the eyes lol

[dapper steeple]

idk tbh

[frosty scarab]

In halo 7 they should make it so some boxes and crates you can pick up and throw similar to fusion cores

[cedar turret]

You're thinking of moving simulator not halo

[river igloo]

Being told to play fivem instead of halo or im cringe....... 🤢

opens MCC*

[lilac walrus]

Chat died

[pulsar heron]

@weary junco dont do that. if people want to look at the thread, they will

[weary junco]

Myb mud

[meager linden]

👋

[red smelt]

hi

[zinc bear]

It is I just forgot

[hasty zinc]

Starfield time 👏

[zinc bear]

yeah

[small mauve]

Spartan ops or spartan assault next after halo 4 since I got no co op partners to play spartan ops with

[zinc bear]

@waxen rose’s favorite character is Emile

[thorny glen]

spartan ops co-op mode is only flood missions, not the campaign.

[zinc bear]

Oh and your favorite server member is in chat too

[waxen rose]

I HATE EMILE

[zinc bear]

Next blind bag you’re getting Jun and Emile

[waxen rose]

If I get a duplicate emile I will genuinely video record me boiling him in my pan

[thorny glen]

he says "i'm ready how about you?" right before he dies

yea that's all he does idk what else

[zinc bear]

Correct! Good job

[zinc bear]

Can’t wait for my blind bags to be Linda and Fred 🥹🥹

[waxen rose]

If I get a jun I will put the key chain above a flame and watch him slowly melt

[waxen rose]

I hope you get lame master chief in both

[zinc bear]

I will genuinely light Emile or Jun on fire if I get them

Like, I’m not joking. Once I get blind bags I’ll make an unboxing video

[small mauve]

Ik, I mean like for story and lore and alp

[waxen rose]

Both of them have infinite master chief and not h4 chief? Makes no sense
Im sure they'll do a series 3 though and it'll prolly be odsts

[zinc bear]

I hope you get Jun and Romeo

[waxen rose]

If I get jun AND romeo i am personally making a call to halo studios ceo.

Maybe they'll put characters from books into series 3 but I doubt it

I wanna complete my blue team keychain collection with the addition of Sammy

[zinc bear]

Can’t wait to get Linda so I can put her on my bag

I have chief and arby on there rn but Ill put Linda and Johnson on there once I get them

[waxen rose]

I really want h2 arby and not h5 arby

[zinc bear]

I have both lmao

If I get Jun I will make a series where I torture Jun

[waxen rose]

Ill trade you my Johnson if you give me h2 arby

[zinc bear]

First episode will be me lighting him on fire

[zinc bear]

I ain’t sending you NOTHING big dawg

[waxen rose]

Episode 4 you strap jun to a rocket and send it to the moon

[waxen rose]

Imagine this is a recess playground and we are trading slap bracelets

[zinc bear]

What are you gonna do with Emile?

[waxen rose]

Im going to boil emile keychain

[thorny glen]

halo 4 -> spartan ops -> spartan strike -> halo 5

spartan strike is kinda odd cause it technically has a few missions that take place during 2552 🤷‍♂️

[zinc bear]

Send send send video!!

[waxen rose]

Let me clean my stove top first

[zinc bear]

Ok I’m actually gonna go play my game but I’ll watch afterwards

[waxen rose]

The halo emile version of the boiled one or whatever that online scary arg is called

[lofty mason]

they should remaster halo 2 and stick a battle pass in it

[vagrant kettle]

He takes hats off elites
From far away

[waxen rose]

What did I just get @ed

[pastel bobcat]

I'm crine you can't say po​op

I specifically remember from when I played halo reach last Jun said "po​op faster"

Time to vanish again because I'm losing my mind

[small mauve]

Well unfortunately my pc can't run spartan strike so...

[pastel bobcat]

How can ur computer not run Spartan strike mine does and I have 3.5 gb of ram in that sucker

[small mauve]

Mine is one with an integrated GPU and an older windows 7 pc with windows 10 that can't do windows 11

[pallid flax]

When will Halo 5 be ported to PC?

[steady jolt]

Probably not any time soon

[cedar turret]

Hopefully the 3D0 port will come first

Serious dirth of fps games on the 3D0

[steady jolt]

I had almost forgotten that was a thing

[cedar turret]

I mean there isn't any reason to remember it.

I had a 'cousin' that had one. Had every console. including the neogeo

[pallid flax]

I feel like Halo 5 on PC is a bit better than Halo: Campaign Evolved.

[meager linden]

👋
Good early morning people of Halo

[naive turret]

I'd be more inclined to buy and play that yeah

[pallid flax]

I'm not familiar with controller gameplay since I've barely played on consoles.

[cedar turret]

It's easy. You just tap the buttons in morse code to match the keyboard letter

[delicate timber]

this is blasphemy

[pseudo oasis]

yall like my new bio?

[opaque sable]

See my bio first

😳😭

[pseudo oasis]

lucky you got to be raised on this series

my parents didn't let me play halo until 8th grade when i got my pc

I wanted to play it during 2nd grade with my best friend so bad

[pseudo oasis]

you are unworthy of calling yourself a spartan. That campaign was OBJECTIVELY WORSE than that of Halo 4, which I thought was the worst until I found out that unlike 5, it actually had a decent campaign.

It doesn't matter how you play a bad game, a bad game is a bad game

People probably still don't like Halo 4 on PC through MCC because its totally codified.

[tight remnant]

I probably would have enjoyed that more. Multiplayer, warzone etc

[pastel bobcat]

My guy is named swaggy jason

I bought halo 5 for 3 dollars and my disk was scratched and it doesn't install

[zinc bear]

A true halo fan would accept anyone’s opinions on the franchise.

#truth

[waxen rose]

Unless their favorite character is Jun then the exit is to the left

[zinc bear]

Remember.. Emile keychain

[waxen rose]

Emile will
Suffer.

[pseudo oasis]

That should apply to people who thought taking advanced movement over the top was a good idea

[zinc bear]

Sprint, sliding and clambering is over the top?

[pseudo oasis]

Thrust

That is over the top I’m talking about all the unnecessary stuff that 4 and 5 had

[zinc bear]

4 had sprint and a dash armor ability just like reach lmao

5 was a little much but at least it was fun

[pseudo oasis]

Clearly not for everyone though and I haven’t been around in this community long enough but I’ve played enough of other games to know people don’t like way too many additions to movement in multiplayer games

[zinc bear]

Just don’t play halo 5 bro

[pseudo oasis]

That’s the thing I don’t know everything I know about 5 is from Hew Moran’s halo games family series

[zinc bear]

“I don’t everything” 🥀

[waxen rose]

Everything I know about halo 3 is only derived the hit youtube web series: Arby ‘n’ Chief, personally

[zinc bear]

Halo 3 is buns. Arby and chief saved it

[pseudo oasis]

I learned most of the halo trilogy events from the 2021 edition of Game On from scholastic book fair

If anyone remembers those books?

[zinc bear]

So you didn’t play the trilogy? Lmao

[pseudo oasis]

Well obviously not I was 4 when MCC came out

2015 right?

[waxen rose]

https://tenor.com/view/mamer-chmief-master-chief-arby-n-chief-3-silly-gif-3940622435652127401

[zinc bear]

2014

[pseudo oasis]

Oh then I was 3

[waxen rose]

[zinc bear]

So you’re telling me you haven’t played the trilogy.. and yet you hate 5 for bringing the halo movement over the top.
Hmmm..

HMMMMMMMM