general-chat

[waxen rose]

Poland.. Jump up and down if you love poland

[simple pagoda]

Nolan North

[viral dune]

I am jumping

[chilly summit]

steve blum would probably be my pick if we being real

[waxen rose]

Icky wont stop jumping someone help

[simple pagoda]

Nah what do you mean? Tom Holland fr

[waxen rose]

Blum? The house?

[vapid path]

Yo

[viral dune]

You should continue smiling bro

[chilly summit]

give it to matpat he proved himself with toy bonny

[waxen rose]

Matpat as master chief I am horrified

[jade gust]

He'd be the best pick honestly. He's got more of a gruff voice than most VAs which would fit more

[chilly summit]

absolute peak

[simple pagoda]

I mainly know him as the actor who played Starscream in Transformers Prime

[waxen rose]

I mean it works out, usually theatre kids are the best at voice acting

[vapid path]

Bro, reach was the best and halo inf

[viral dune]

Chris Pratt as master chief

[chilly summit]

he has range with it too,he can be cool and calm with characters like spike speagle for example,but then also aggressive with characters like wolverine and tank dempsey

[waxen rose]

Starscream…. Mention...

[vapid path]

[simple pagoda]

I wonder if they'll do a Disney with Vader and just use AI to create more chief dialogue

[jade gust]

He also makes for a great Wolverine

[waxen rose]

Steve Downes is heavily against this.

[jade gust]

I hope not. Hate AI voice acting

[simple pagoda]

It would go full circle with chiefs original plan

[steady jolt]

They would need approval from both SAGAftra and Steve Downes estate

[simple pagoda]

True

[chilly summit]

when i execute a grunt and my steve blum master chief calls him a freakbag and starts chanting oorah

[waxen rose]

Just turn the game off son

[chilly summit]

HEY PLAYER‼️‼️ DROP THE CHIPS AND GET ME SOME AMMO 🗣️‼️‼️

[simple pagoda]

We need Chief to say "Combat Evolved" in Campaign Evolved

[chilly summit]

cod zombies is so peak

[simple pagoda]

The laugh used to scare me as a kid

[waxen rose]

This implies we wouldn't be playing as chief and instead someone whom he is mentoring and I would like a game like that (I played too much gow)

[naive turret]

Which considering how outspoken Steve has been against the use of AI I would hope they'd never allow.

[chilly summit]

that's a quote from steve blum's tank dempsey in cod zombies

[viral dune]

For every kill he gets too

[waxen rose]

Cod zombies more like… idk

[viral dune]

So if you headshot 4 grunts back to back, the chief just repeats "combat evolved" 4 times

[waxen rose]

This is in response to saying chief doesn't talk enough in ce

[simple pagoda]

Best case scenario Halo Studios lets Steve train a VA of his choice to do Master Chief in future projects once Steve decides to retire his voice as MC

[viral dune]

"keep your head down there's two of us in here now"

"Combat Evolved"

[waxen rose]

I appreciate master chief reminding me what game im playing, I forgot for a second💕

[candid tusk]

Best case is they hire another voice actor and pay them well.

[chilly summit]

"sir the master chief is ready to be awakened from cryosleep,it's time for Combat to evolve..."

campaign evolved title screen

[candid tusk]

Better case is they let the story move on from Master Chief.

[viral dune]

https://tenor.com/view/title-card-invincible-invincible-season-3-invincible-war-i-am-invincible-gif-2662553846058142213

[jade gust]

You don't need Steve specifically to train someone else to do the Master Chief voice. Most people didn't realise it wasn't him in FuD

[viral dune]

"sir, the master chi-"

TITLE SCREENNN

[simple pagoda]

Try to do a Halo 5...but right this time?

[jade gust]

Oh how I hope this day comes soon. Be nice to see Halo exist as a setting for multiple stories going forward

[chilly summit]

"si-" title screen

[waxen rose]

Whenever someone says master chiefs name someone cuts them off I hope

[viral dune]

"they call it... Ha-"
Title screen

[chilly summit]

everytime his name gets mentioned it plays the title screen

[naive turret]

It's not like they haven't used other actors for Chief already. David Wald did a good job in Legends.

[jade gust]

I need to rewatch Halo Legends soon, been a while

[waxen rose]

The fight still goes on while it plays so 99% of the time you die bc you cant see what's happening

[candid tusk]

Don't do it soon, do it now.

[chilly summit]

"when you first saw ha-" title screen

[viral dune]

Nothing beats the Spanish VA

[waxen rose]

Dude Spanish va chief lit a fire in my heart (Spartan)

[naive turret]

https://klipy.com/gifs/halo-haloce

The Chief in question

[viral dune]

"we must find another way to access ha-"

TITLE SCREEN

"-lo's control center"

[waxen rose]

I love silly chief!!!

The ripped his silliness away and it RUINED halo 3

[chilly summit]

"if we activate ha-"

title screen

"lo's defenses,we can wipe them out"

[jade gust]

I hope they recreate that specific cutscene exactly. I need Chief falling on his head again

[viral dune]

But instead he gets stuck on the wall and then turns into green goo

[chilly summit]

he just dies there and the credits roll

[waxen rose]

Rip chief ig we can always clone you

[viral dune]

Did you get the funny joke h8

[chilly summit]

the production team rushes on to the set for a split second then the credits roll

[simple pagoda]

Y'know who I think could pull a good Arbiter voice... J.K simmons

[naive turret]

Turning into a jellyman would be one of the more horrific things to happen

[waxen rose]

Some may say Looney tunes stole the idea💔

[viral dune]

LMAO

[waxen rose]

This wasnt ment to happen what do we do now

[chilly summit]

you hear a "call an ambulance!" feintly in the back

[waxen rose]

Call an ambulance he turned to goop 😭

[chilly summit]

then chief gets up after hearing that cus he ain't tryna pay for the hospital bill

[waxen rose]

Room temperature chief becomes a liquid

[naive turret]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/16b82fc8e8f8080ef5227095d517fe74/tumblr_mmnspczsEc1s7bis2o1_500.gif

[viral dune]

The second someone threatens to call an ambulance he just materializes again

[waxen rose]

He gets reminded of what country he’s in

[chilly summit]

"aw hell nah"

[viral dune]

https://tenor.com/view/materialize-form-create-spawn-summon-gif-16475965948183057165

[waxen rose]

“I dont have insurance bro, unsc hates me”

[viral dune]

Cortana.. I can't pay for that

[chilly summit]

"here at the unsc we're almost like a family"

[waxen rose]

Master chief is sad in the halo 4 intro because he remembers his mounting medical bills

[viral dune]

https://tenor.com/view/you-dont-turn-your-back-on-family-you-cant-walk-away-from-family-you-cant-leave-family-behind-you-cant-ignore-family-you-cant-disregard-family-gif-16058425

[chilly summit]

(chief is getting zero employee benefits)

[waxen rose]

Maybe master chief IS just like us

[viral dune]

The financial debt was so much that he just went AWOL in 5

[chilly summit]

that's why he's so relatable

[waxen rose]

“Cortana I need to go” he says when he gets a reminder in his email

[naive turret]

One of these is already on the way

[waxen rose]

The warthog of uselessness and doom

[viral dune]

I didn't see that last time bro

[chilly summit]

"give me 5 minutes cortana i got a teams meeting"

[naive turret]

You get to drive one at the beginning of Mercury Rising if you ever wanted to btw

[regal stratus]

You know what Im not going to look at the context for this

[viral dune]

Is that another mod campaign

I guess I gotta uninstall something cuz I only have 20 GB left in my laptop

[waxen rose]

We can infer his suffering

[naive turret]

They even use the bus

[tropic tangle]

I noticed that Autumn is depicted as a marathon-class runner in the opening cutscene of Halo 2 Classic. That must be a mistake, right?

[viral dune]

The battlebus from Fortnite???

[waxen rose]

Do I even have to say “thank the driver” or y'all just get it

[naive turret]

bro forgot the bus

it must've been the blunt force trauma

[viral dune]

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-battle-royale-all-aboard-the-battle-bus-gif-13059628

[waxen rose]

He hit his head harder than expected

[viral dune]

Yeah landing on Poland wasn't as graceful as I expected

[waxen rose]

An angel gets its wings when icky goes to poland or shm

[viral dune]

https://tenor.com/view/toro-inoue-toro-doko-demo-issho-doko-demo-issyo-kuro-gif-5134868210352482814

[naive turret]

https://c.tenor.com/xI9mj6x8cz4AAAAd/tenor.gif

[viral dune]

This machine reminds me of the killdozer

[pulsar heron]

im obsessed with the idea of a gullwing warthog

[viral dune]

A warthog but with two wheels

I am pretty sure a mod for this exists already too

[waxen rose]

Snowy planets hate to see It coming

[jade gust]

Less a mistake and more just Bungie reusing the asset they made for Halo 2 for the Marathon class cruiser since it's close to what a Halcyon looks like that most people won't notice

[tropic tangle]

なるほど

[pulsar heron]

hi, please keep all messages here in english, per the rules

[tropic tangle]

naruhodo

[pulsar heron]

that's a transliteration, but still japanese.

[naive turret]

It's silly but it still looks pretty cool

[naive turret]

Not identical but it's close

[coral yoke]

what the hell is this.

does it actually drive?

[viral dune]

It's just a PNG

[viral dune]

What is that scope

[zinc bear]

sonion

[naive turret]

Yeah, it controls just like a normal hog

Doesn't slide on the ice

[naive turret]

Ick didn't you try that pistol on Crash Site

[sage tinsel]

I still have Halo reach yall 🥹

[viral dune]

..no

I used the tiny laser gun that turned out to be a nuke

[dapper tartan]

I played multiplayer and the only kill i did was to a Game developer 11/10

Or someone Who have that badge

Idunno

[naive turret]

ohhhhh

[viral dune]

https://tenor.com/view/the-endless-hallucigenia-cambrian-halo-infinite-gif-22865124

[regal stratus]

What even are the Endless

[vagrant kettle]

They are the thing in the gif

[regal stratus]

Are they gonna be in Halo 7 or will it be resolved in another book that you have to read to understand the plot of it

[candid tusk]

Oh you know the answer to that.

[viral dune]

Tabletop game

[candid tusk]

Explained in the background lore blurb between rules that nobody reads.

Total throwaway line.

[regal stratus]

7 is going to start out with the Master Chief aboard the UNSC Pillar of Spirit or smth, talking about how their planned mission to destroy the Precursor army that has invaded Harvest

[viral dune]

And also the last 2 lines at the back of the box

[coral yoke]

i think there's a lot to infnite that i don't quite understand because i skipped halo 5 lmao

[regal stratus]

It wont make sense even if you do

[candid tusk]

It makes a little more sense if you do, but not by much.

[regal stratus]

The end of Halo 5 sets up a giant galactic war between Cortana and her Guardians and the combined alliance of the Swords of Sanghelios and the UNSC

The Start of Infinite is the Banished destroying the Infinity

[lilac walrus]

there’s like 5 or 8 different cat

Halo three rat my beloved

[regal stratus]

Other characters include Spartan Jordan Keyes, Spartan Shmingus Bingus and Spartan the terrified marine from the Halo 2 tank mission

[lilac walrus]

There is a Spartan that was part of Captain Keyes family

[vagrant kettle]

Halo if it was actually good:

[coral yoke]

would cortana have been treated as "deleted" either way then?

[regal stratus]

Enemy factions you will fight include the Jackal lead "Exiled" who are now the strongest force in the galaxy second only to the Precursors who have come to takeover the galaxy again

[regal stratus]

Its said she died in Infinite

[coral yoke]

||that's also how halo 4 ends ain't it?||

[pliant hatch]

the weapon is now corbunga

[regal stratus]

Yes

[coral yoke]

eh i can kinda see a connection

[regal stratus]

In 5 Chief has ptsd flashbacks of her, she then returns, takes control of the Guardians, then in some book they killed her using the Weapon

[coral yoke]

some book?

[regal stratus]

Which is why the transition between 5 and Infinite is so jarring

[coral yoke]

hardly even heard that there were halo books

[naive turret]

I thought she 'sacrificed' herself to destroy part of the ring

There's like five times the books than there are games lol

[regal stratus]

I habe no idea

[regal stratus]

You had to read 8 to understand 5's campaign

[naive turret]

That's in the flashback sequences in Infinite, along with her doing a Tarkin to Doisac and doing a Zeon to Sydney

[regal stratus]

And also apparently there was a gigantic war between the Arbiter and Atriox in a book series

[pliant hatch]

cause I believe they used her fragments or programming. don't remember.

[naive turret]

tl;dr the interesting stuff happens between games

[regal stratus]

5 was doing the thing every movie ever made in the 2010's was doing, trying to make a cinematic universe

Imagine skipping from Halo 2 to 4

[small mauve]

So you have to read a lot of books to understand the 343 games?

[regal stratus]

yes

[naive turret]

This is just a common talking point

[coral yoke]

eight books? just the thought turns me away from that idea

[naive turret]

From what I've heard reading the bookes doesn't exactly make H5's delivery any better.

[steady jolt]

I've never had to read books in order to understand 343's games

[naive turret]

Personally, having finished Spartan Ops, it just made a character's death at the beginning of H5 more annoying than it would've been without context.

[coral yoke]

i personally don't want to have to read books at all

[naive turret]

If you're gonna read the books do it because you're interested in the stories themselves.

[regal stratus]

I've been using a lot of analogies but Imagine playing Halo Reach or ODST but the Rookie and 6 have been members of the team for awhile and have tons of quirks with the other characters

So everything is explained in exposition dumps

That is Halo 5's campaign

[naive turret]

I don't think it's as bad as people make out. You can infer Blue Team is Chief's old fireteam from the dialogue given.
'Where the hell were they during everything else?' - that you need the expanded material for.

But also like, does H5 need to get into that?

[coral yoke]

that reminds me i really should not be trying to run spartan ops solo lmao

[naive turret]

Buck being a Spartan was surprising but you get flavour text in Reach that hints it could be a possibility. And Locke you get introduced to in H2:A's Terminals.
So you're not entirely lost going game-only.

The problem is key plot points or character moments being delivered over missable mid-mission dialogue.

[regal stratus]

I do agree with this part. Its ok when the other team members have quirks with eachother, thats expected. With Blue Team its a bit more reasonable. But when your thrown into 4 completely brand new spartans and have no self insert to learn about them with you? Then its jarring

[naive turret]

It's really just Vale and Tanaka and that's no different than being introduced to a new fireteam in ODST or Reach

[pliant hatch]

I didn't really like when they were having the conversation with everyone's back stories in h5. just felt forced so maybe needed better writing.

[jade gust]

Even then, H2A has a terminal which introduces Fred and Linda so you can easily connect dots from that that Blue Team worked with Chief before

[coral yoke]

first time i did the last mission in chapter 3 an elite that was mandatory to kill got stuck between the rocks in the background and i had to do it all again

[naive turret]

Yeah Cortana taunting them with their psyche evals was kinda forced lol

[zinc bear]

The only one I can think of is having to read a book to know ur-Didact’s backstory and outcome.

[lilac walrus]

How the heck

[regal stratus]

The other problem with 5 is the campaign is horrifically forgettable

[jade gust]

But you don't really need those things to understand the events of the games

[lilac walrus]

Really

[naive turret]

It's an ideas game not an execution game

[hasty zinc]

I mean that's true for all halo characters in games

for the most part anyway

[regal stratus]

I can only remember certain settings for the levels. For Reach and CE I can name every level just about and I can name some for 2 and 3

[jade gust]

I will maintain that the best part of Halo 5 is the Sanghelios missions

[zinc bear]

Eh you’re right tbh

I honestly don’t care what halo does now cause e day dev preview on 6/7

[naive turret]

The Mantis section on Sanghelios is great

[coral yoke]

well it was certainly the last execution game 😏

[regal stratus]

The Mantis was in 5?

[zinc bear]

Yes

[jade gust]

It was

[naive turret]

You did play it right

[hasty zinc]

running down the front of a Guardian was pretty dang neat

[naive turret]

There were more Mantis types in H5 than H4 lol

[coral yoke]

no but i heard you couldn't do it anymore in infinite lmao

[jade gust]

I wish the Guardian setpiece was a bit longer, not gonna lie

[regal stratus]

Oh god I played through it less than a year ago

Thats a bad sign

[naive turret]

ngl I don't mind the Mantis being gone because I've never been huge on it's design
But I miss having a walker vehicle

[jade gust]

Like, the unique gravity of running down the Guardian was a cool mechanic and I wish they played around with it a little more

[jade gust]

I would've loved storming a Banished outpost in one, flanked by marines

[naive turret]

maybe one of these it's beautiful

[lilac walrus]

Why did they only have hornets you could pilot only in halo 3 at that one point

[naive turret]

MP vehicle they wanted a Campaign setpiece for

[regal stratus]

Out of lore: The Falcon and Wasp weren't designed yet

In lore: Its all they had

[jade gust]

The hornet sections in Halo 3 are disappointing to me, especially when you look at the first Banshee section in Halo 2

[naive turret]

I've always held to the idea that as the war progressed, all the out-there and experimental vehicle designs became cost prohibitive or unreliable
So they had to resort to the old reliables, Warthog chassis with different turrets, the Scorpion, and the Pelican.

[coral yoke]

the hell is faze? is that also a halo 5 thing?

[naive turret]

I believe that's a competitive team

[regal stratus]

I don't know what's up with you but killing 2 scarabs was awesome

[dawn talon]

Hi guys

[lilac walrus]

Ohhhh

[jade gust]

I wouldn't be surprised if the cut Guardian Forest mission from 3 would have had us using the Hornet in a more creative space like how we flew the Banshee around the gas mine in Halo 2

[regal stratus]

The Falcon was first rolled out in 2474 and the Wasp's first prototype was somewhere around 2558

[lilac walrus]

It’s master chief

[dawn talon]

Yeah, it is

[coral yoke]

mmm, no wonder the lore for them in infinite was so vague

[jade gust]

Conceptually it's a good idea, but the Hornet completely trivialises fighting a Scarab

[naive turret]

I mean I only know 'faze' in the context of faze-clan so

[naive turret]

tfw laso
(generally though yeah it makes it blow past and it's otherwise a very short encounter)

[coral yoke]

i just saw stuff about it in the character editor lmao

[meager linden]

And...
It's raining outside

[regal stratus]

I mean you kill one with 5 marines and some mongooses? Mongeese? Mongi? earlier

[jade gust]

I don't really consider LASO when talking about Halo encounters because it's not what the game was balanced around (And yeah, you can quite easily kill both Scarabs in 60 seconds)

[jade gust]

You don't have control of an aerial vehicle in that Scarab fight

Like, the Scarab fight on the Storm worked because you fight it from the ground

Plus the arena was designed in such a way that you had multiple options to bring it down

The two scarabs on The Covenant are basically standing still while you have a Hornet to easily disable them with

[small mauve]

Speaking of scarabs, when do I face one in halo wars 1's campaign?

[regal stratus]

Good point. I haven't played the campaign in a few years so Im forgetting some of the specifics

[naive turret]

I mean do you want spoiled for that

[pliant hatch]

the scarab was never really hard to kill on the ground or air. it's a bit flawed with the lack of weapons and speed and they could've made it much harder, but oh well.

[naive turret]

Which is the right way to look at it ofc, I just flashbacked to all the shenanigans that happened when trying it with them

I'd still like to fight a Banished Scarab in an fps game

[jade gust]

Maybe Halo 7 will be when we get that chance

[jade gust]

That's why I think the first fight against one works in Halo 3. Since you have an arena which gives it some cover against the missile pods (Which doubles as cover for you), rockets from the SPNKr don't lock on and you don't have access to any vehicles heavier than a Warthog. Later fights expose how flawed it is against heavier vehicles like the Scorpion or aerial attacks from player controlled Hornets

[cedar turret]

Scarabs are weak to jetpacks

[charred fulcrum]

hello

[rare cedar]

Morning gamers

[short token]

the scarabs should have been in reach, they were but you cant fight them so i mean theyre kinda pointless, and every game since reach hasnt had them i think, atleast from the main story

[jade gust]

They purposely didn't let us fight a Scarab in Reach

Granted at some point we were also gonna have a level where we controlled one in Reach, but Bungie cut that level

[rare cedar]

“Carter out.” - Carter

[chilly summit]

Xxultimatecarter420xX 2012 skrillex youtube outro plays

[waxen rose]

Carter is the type of guy to be named carter

[jade gust]

Carter's the type of guy whose sole character trait is "team leader"

[waxen rose]

Carter is the type to die

[chilly summit]

Carterkart

[regal stratus]

Its becuase in the trilogy, you are Master Chief, the unstoppable last Spartan, what is this puny covvie vehicle to stop you?

And in Reach you are but Noble 6, dodging and weaving out of the way of them becuase who knows how many ways it can kill you

[waxen rose]

The master chief hype may have gone too far
Remember this is the same guy who got folded like paper by one brute

[regal stratus]

Same dude who walked into a Flood Infested High Charity and out the other end

[coral yoke]

who wouldn't have though?

[chilly summit]

"master chief is OVERRATED - fans speak out"

[waxen rose]

Yk who isnt overrated? FRED!!!

[chilly summit]

halofantv

[dusk nymph]

Who?

[waxen rose]

Where is my fred centered game

The real true hero who didnt want to blow up a ship full of kids on it but mc did

[chilly summit]

fred could do what chief did in halo 2 tbh

[coral yoke]

on your shelf probably

[coral yoke]

good for you demon

[waxen rose]

My fred shrine lives

[chilly summit]

you can't outrun the demon

[rare cedar]

Fred outranks John but John is blue team leader. What does that tell you?

https://tenor.com/view/based-halo-master-chief-halo-infinite-halo3-gif-25978708

[waxen rose]

John is a poser prolly

Or that fred is humble and kind toward his brother who craves the spotlight

[chilly summit]

needs blue team to do the work for him #johnout

[regal stratus]

Canceled by the same people who thought another ODST game was a bad idea

[waxen rose]

Who are said people bc I need to call em up

[chilly summit]

there was actually supposed to be a fred game?

[waxen rose]

No😭

[chilly summit]

oh

[wise pecan]

👋

[chilly summit]

they should make a platformer where you can play as both fred and john where you collect cans of creamed corn

[waxen rose]

“I really appreciate hashbrowns..” fred says when you change the creamed corn to potatoes in the menu

[chilly summit]

hasbrown can be the secret unlockable third character that everyone thought existed,like waluigi in super mario 64 ds

[tame pagoda]

Literally got ragebaited by Halo 2 on Normal,

I don't think I'm going to try Legendary

[naive turret]

you can do it, believe

[waxen rose]

What do halo fans these days know about Hashbrown secret character from halo 2

[chilly summit]

every copy of halo 2 is personalized

[waxen rose]

Hashbrown is bright neon green for a special reason

[pliant hatch]

fred's name just doesn't have main character energy. it's more of an underdog who pulls off something cool.

[waxen rose]

https://tenor.com/view/hey-fred-john-cena-fred-movie-you-can-see-me-gif-1978658178478914905

[zinc bear]

fred movie

[chilly summit]

some people have claimed to be able to play as a bright neon green elite in the co op mode,however the evidence provided is very vague and isn't enough to truely know if it exists

[naive turret]

he twirls a knife and throws it in slow motion but the handle hits the enemy instead

[chilly summit]

https://tenor.com/view/john-cena-fred-table-body-slam-fred2-gif-19611734

[waxen rose]

Stop hating he is trying his best

[regal stratus]

Fred should be a co main character like Atbiter in a game

[waxen rose]

He had a migraine that day…

[naive turret]

migraines suck so he's off the hook

[waxen rose]

Wait till he finds out about halo 5

[regal stratus]

I just had the bloodiest Husky Raid match ever. All 8 people had over 20 kills

[naive turret]

tfw they have a simple procedure for cancer by the time of Halo but they still can't solve migraines

[waxen rose]

I had to read that 4 times to make sure you weren't saying you have cancer because thats the first thing I read

[regal stratus]

Yeah what does tfw mean

[naive turret]

'that feel when', is this not an old one

[waxen rose]

We cant prove hashbrown but we can prove the souls of the suffering in halo reach mp

[chilly summit]

dawg it's nearly midnight and i got work tomorrow what happened

[lilac walrus]

I’m about to get in a plane

[regal stratus]

Fred solo game

[chilly summit]

(it's just the people that play it)

[naive turret]

get into the cryo-pod

[waxen rose]

“The ghost of lockout” no bro thats me at 2am because dareal wanted to play reach mp

[chilly summit]

https://tenor.com/view/master-chief-halo-video-game-sit-down-gif-17137310

(imagine master chief being blue here)

[waxen rose]

A master chief is blue for a special reason

[hearty flame]

Do they ever say if cryo is like sleep or blinking?

[chilly summit]

manufacturing error

[waxen rose]

It's like being an ice cube

[haughty wraith]

Sleep

[hearty flame]

Nice

[waxen rose]

Ig we making blue Chief's now at the green Chief factory

[haughty wraith]

though it'll probably feel like you crawled out of hell if you enter cryo wearing clothes

[chilly summit]

the cover paint supplier was colourblind and got them mixed up

[haughty wraith]

I would probably not want to use cryo

[waxen rose]

Bro we are getting fired when corporate finds out we printed 600 blue chiefs

[chilly summit]

True...

[naive turret]

idk, I figure it's gotta be like sleep cause there's an adjustment period after waking up

I thought it was a neat thing about Lasky that he really doesn't take to Cryo well

[chilly summit]

ight i actually gotta sleep or i'm gonna die goodbye for now chat

[waxen rose]

Do Spartans dream when in cryo or whatever that song is

[meager linden]

Goodnight🫂

[iron thicket]

Good gravy, looking at the comments under any Halo post takes years off my life

[waxen rose]

Block it out like bad static

[iron thicket]

"Halo is dead" "Give the IP to a different studio" and so on and so forth

It's awful

[waxen rose]

People who comment stuff like that are why the halo community is laughed at sadly 💔

[iron thicket]

What I'll never understand is the hatred of sprinting

[haughty wraith]

haven't even given hs a chance yet

[waxen rose]

Master chief and his old aching knees cant run faster than 5 mph ig when canon Spartans can hit up to 30 mph on the regular

[haughty wraith]

If hs fumbles the bag on campaign evolved, maybe

[fickle drift]

Hello, I am new here

[haughty wraith]

but I think it's unfair to judge them atm

[iron thicket]

I'm excited for Campaign Evolved tbh, especially since it'll open the doors to Playstation players and get a lot of new people and new ideas in the fandom

[haughty wraith]

I just want it to be faithful while adding onto the original tbh

[fickle drift]

What is the conversation about?

[cedar turret]

I'm hoping for a billy jack cameo

[haughty wraith]

campaign evolved

[waxen rose]

“Faithful remake” horrify me esp after bdsp

[fickle drift]

The new one?

[haughty wraith]

what is bdsp

[waxen rose]

Its a pokemon game

[haughty wraith]

yeah

[haughty wraith]

oh god is that the one they just dropped

[fickle drift]

I see, well I haven’t heard news in a long time

[iron thicket]

What I like comparing it to is the new remakes of Resident Evil

[waxen rose]

No but it's the one everyone trashes on LOL
i dont like the latest one either

[regal stratus]

They already showed off that they removed the rock that stops you from taking the Warthog to the Hunters

[haughty wraith]

Ah

[haughty wraith]

that's pretty minor, what i mean is the dreaminess the original had

[waxen rose]

Game changing changes

[hearty flame]

I loved BDSP, what problem did you have with them???

[haughty wraith]

If they can preserve that alongside the graphical upgrade then yeah

[waxen rose]

The obvious

[hearty flame]

Do you have an answer or just an opinion?

[waxen rose]

Ill get back to you in 7 days

[hearty flame]

Quit trolling

[regal stratus]

Yeah but considering they did that they also may have removed the barrier that makes you get out of the Scorpion in A.O.T.C.R

Screwing up encounters left and right

[waxen rose]

We dont know yet

[patent goblet]

Oh yeah halo ce remake

I really like the original and its graphics i dont really feel it needs a remake i like it how it is so im probably not gonna play the remake if it costs me money

[regal stratus]

Its a right of passage when a studio takes over halo development

You have to release a version of CE

[patent goblet]

Isn't halo studios just 343 but renamed

[hearty flame]

I'm looking forward to it because I hate the way CEA looks

[dusk nymph]

Omg a rock is not here..

[hearty flame]

Have they said they're using legacy audio for dialogue?

[regal stratus]

Yeah but they also seem to want to distance themselves and whole new leadership so im counting it as 2 separate entities.

[patent goblet]

I personally love it, i feel it has such a unique atmosphere

[regal stratus]

I don't think you get my point. Letting you bring the Warthog through that area and to the Hunters makes that whole section a cakewalk

[dusk nymph]

They're re-doing the dialogues moslty at least

With mostly original cast

[dusk nymph]

Wdym by a cakewalk?

[vocal glen]

When do you guys think we will maybe get Halo 7 (campaign)?

[regal stratus]

Yoy can just run all the grunts and Elites over and mow down the Hunters in 5 seconds

[patent goblet]

Tomorrow

[dusk nymph]

2 years at least i think minimum

[vocal glen]

I like the first answer but fear the second is more likely to be true.

Gosh, that’d be 7 years between Halo campaigns… I hope we don’t get another storyline drop and move on situation.

[dusk nymph]

Then don't do it..

I don't see the issue, people could already pass through with the hog by trying it

I don't see why wouldn't that be fun to wreck everything with the hog

[hearty flame]

This is all I care about

[dusk nymph]

We don't have confirmation for all original cast like Johnson for example i think

[hearty flame]

Except for the fact that the four main voice actors have aged almost 30 years since the first game, should be fun

[steady jolt]

I've wanted that rock gone for as long as I've played CE, so I'm glad

[regal stratus]

Yes but the problem is you aren't supposed to so the section is more challenging and its also meant to break up the combat flow

[vocal glen]

It looks fun, but the ai talks have me side eyeing a lot

[dusk nymph]

Halo are game where people love to do things that you're not supposed to

Are you supposed to go trough the door before it close ?

No but people do it because its fun

For me that seems fun to go through with the hog
And i don't think that would be that easy
I wouldn't do it in Legendary

[dusk nymph]

Yes the ia seems a bit off that's what afraid me the most

[patent goblet]

Wiat what rock are we referring to

[dusk nymph]

A rock in Silent Cartograph wich was preventing the player to go with the warthog up to the encounter with the Hunters

You were supposed to go on foot

[naive turret]

An encounter where you could one-tap both with the Magnum keep in mind

[dusk nymph]

Indeed

[patent goblet]

Yk what very off topic but there is this album that reminds me of ce alot

[patent goblet]

I love how the flood are most of the time harder opponents

[patent goblet]

Is there any bits of muisc the halo games remind you guys kf

[naive turret]

What's kf

[patent goblet]

Of&

[naive turret]

I don't think I'm following lol
I've definitely heard music in other media that reminds me of Halo though

[zinc bear]

the team is way different though so its not the old 343i anymore

[patent goblet]

Yes what msuic

[viral dune]

Like halo music

[naive turret]

There was a track in RE4:R that was similar to some of the H2 chanting but I'd need to look for it

The composer Kenji Kawai also used the same soundfonts in a lot of his scores that CE did

[hearty flame]

Nothing Microsoft loves to do more than distancing Halo from Halo

Idk. Just doesn't make sense to me anymore. They don't want the games to be like the old games, (and neither do I). They don't want it to be like the new games. So what do they want it to be?

[steady jolt]

A lot of people from 343i days are still there

[naive turret]

This is one that has some similar vibes
https://youtu.be/ypzFnmrUNVc?si=v1WfGWwVAnzbMHBQ

[waxen rose]

Giving my son the last name kawaii cuz I can

[zinc bear]

huh. I must’ve been misinformed

[arctic gull]

Hello.

[lilac walrus]

Hello chat

[granite breach]

Do we know the strength and speed multiplier of the Gen 3 armor?

[lilac walrus]

Uhhhh

[granite breach]

It has to be at least more than 5.

[small mauve]

Liking halo wars 1 rn

[stoic widget]

Is Halo Studios still giving out Fire unicorn on Halo Infinite?

[meager linden]

Yeah
But you need to wait for a while

[stoic widget]

Wdym

[meager linden]

As far i know, they adding manually to your account

[stoic widget]

Yeah

[meager linden]

Good early morning people of Halo

[zinc bear]

I forgot to check mine lol I think i have ice unicorn

lmao ive had ice unicorn since march 18th! i forgot to check

thank you halo studios ❤️

[meager linden]

You late about almost for 2 weeks

[dusk nymph]

Where are you from?

[meager linden]

And what is point if I'm gonna say?

[dusk nymph]

Idk its because you said good morning

Nothing else

[meager linden]

From Europe

[rare cedar]

Lunch time

@faint mantle

[meager linden]

Peak

[topaz cradle]

yum

[wide basin]

Wsp guys

[topaz cradle]

nothin much how about you

[stoic widget]

I wish bro

[heady geode]

lady radiator

[topaz cradle]

nice

i mostly like green day and a few other bands i havent listened to them before

you are talking about the band right

[meager linden]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[topaz cradle]

hello

[faint mantle]

How dare ye show me food while I still work

...It's almost 22:00

[rare cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/lizard-laughing-laughinglizard-hehehe-gif-5215392

[meager linden]

Feel the pain

[arctic gull]

Lalalala

[faint mantle]

I feel the need

The need for sleep

[patent goblet]

Huh

[chilly summit]

most wanted

[patent goblet]

Where did the chat go😿

[zinc bear]

Your mom

[waxen rose]

She's a nice somsn

Woman

[meager linden]

👋

[small mauve]

U right tho, spiders are scary

[zinc bear]

Lay off the Tylenol bro 😭😭

[waxen rose]

Migraine 💔

[chilly summit]

i love employment

[zinc bear]

Please censor empl*ment its my trigger word

[waxen rose]

I work tomorr

[chilly summit]

i work in approximately 30 minutes

[meager linden]

Work is good
You getting money = buying fun stuff

[chilly summit]

before or after tax

[zinc bear]

Tomorrow

[chilly summit]

i did get paid this morning tho ngl

[zinc bear]

$70 straight to E-Day

[chilly summit]

are the preorders live yet

[zinc bear]

No

They will probably be live after the dev preview cause I’m guessing they’ll reveal the release date there

[chilly summit]

you'd like to think so lol

what if the direct starts and it's the most buns looking game ever

[zinc bear]

Not true

Gears cannot be buns (we don’t talk about 5)

[chilly summit]

Gears can,but Gears Of War can't,there's a difference

[waxen rose]

My
Gears have been sanded sown

[zinc bear]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[chilly summit]

driving instructor told me to switch gears and i impulsively said "of war 3" and he failed me immediately

[waxen rose]

Driving instructor told me to turn the car off when I ran 5 red lights

[zinc bear]

Driving instructor told me to switch to gears 2 or 3 and I said “gears of war 2 better” and he shot me

[waxen rose]

Instructing gone wrong!! 3am!! What did I pay this guy 230 bucks for?

[chilly summit]

if kat can get her license there's hope for all of us

[waxen rose]

“The bad driver epidemic “ and it's just emile

[chilly summit]

"the worst driver on reach IS... - Emile speaks out"

[waxen rose]

Never trust any person from noble team to drive a car
Esp six
I watched him take a 3.8 million dollar military asset and drive it off a cliff.

[floral spruce]

Oof, Amen to that

[chilly summit]

oops

[plucky copper]

...

[viral dune]

Bad driver epidemic but it's the entirety of Mexico ☹️☹️☹️

[patent goblet]

Dot dot dot

[meager linden]

I wonder which currency UNSC are using

[viral dune]

Especially my state

[chilly summit]

they're using mom bucks from diary of a wimpy kid

[waxen rose]

Cocoa powder grams

[meager linden]

Fair enough lmao

[zinc bear]

🏀

[waxen rose]

New jersey slide but it's just every day in your state

[chilly summit]

told my instructor if he's gonna keep backseat driving then i'm turning this car around and we're all going home

[waxen rose]

Instructor bout t kick me out of his car after I adjust my seat for the 83rd time

[chilly summit]

i saw chief and ghost fanta cans a second ago but i was in public so i couldn't do that one soyjak pointing meme

[viral dune]

Master freak, this is gonna sound insane but you HAVE to send me 30k right this second

Please

[chilly summit]

https://tenor.com/view/youknow-you-gif-19056787

[waxen rose]

You think I got that type of money in my account

[viral dune]

I was told that you'd be able to accomplish such a task

[waxen rose]

Plus I wouldn't even send you 30k if you were my mom

[viral dune]

[waxen rose]

The most I got is 1200

[viral dune]

Sure that works

[waxen rose]

Which translates to like 3 dollars in Mexico

[chilly summit]

national send icky 30k day and it's just every day

[viral dune]

You're missing a couple zeroes

[waxen rose]

Nah nah i dud the maths

[chilly summit]

the dud

[viral dune]

Like 6 or 7 zeroes amirite

[waxen rose]

You could buy like 4 burgers

[zinc bear]

Hey freak this is my fault I told him to ask you over at the Xbox discord I’m sorry

[waxen rose]

You told him I was loaded in cash

[viral dune]

Yeah

[waxen rose]

Boy I wish I was beleive me

[zinc bear]

I said that you’re like 4 Tylenols down rn and that he should ask

[waxen rose]

Even with a splitting migraine you cant coax me into 30 grand of debt unless youre a university

[viral dune]

Fortunately the hot orange juice university just opened

[waxen rose]

Can I get a vet degree there

[viral dune]

Yeah it costs 30,001 dollars

[waxen rose]

Dude im 1 wysrter short, Dareal can I borrow a quarter

[zinc bear]

Sure whatever. Just take it all. No take all of my stuff I don’t care..

[waxen rose]

I didnt mean to make you go tumblr on me

[viral dune]

[zinc bear]

E-day

[viral dune]

Somehow it's 12 am now I should have gone to sleep 2 hours ago

[waxen rose]

What can 30 bands get you in Mexico? A nice loving family?

[viral dune]

Yeah something like that

With half a million pesos I should be able to afford 16 gb of ram instead of 4

[waxen rose]

My family makes that much in a year we would be fine in Mexico

[viral dune]

You actually would

As long as you got some Goku merch on you too

[waxen rose]

Yeah it's okay mu favorite dragon ball character is the dragon
Cheese and sprinkles

[viral dune]

My favorite dragon ball character is the dude that flies

[waxen rose]

The dude who is a fly

[viral dune]

Also nice

Time to sleep

It's 68% now I'll wait for it to go down 1%

[zinc bear]

667676767

[viral dune]

Any second now dareal

[zinc bear]

Gonna download tomodachi life living the dream @waxen rose

[viral dune]

Six seven

[waxen rose]

Do it you should and then make me because I made hou

[zinc bear]

676767676767676767676767676

[zinc bear]

No I already have characters selected in my brain

[waxen rose]

Sigh

Limba

[zinc bear]

Gotta scream at my switch lite to power on

[meager linden]

[stable snow]

Someone gravity hammer them i can't take that number anymore

We CANNOT have a Spartan with the designation 067 please for the love of God PLEASE

PLEASE.

[zinc bear]

67

[stable snow]

im

OWWAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHHHH-some elite

[blazing idol]

Really big missed oppurtunity to not have a section in Halo Infinite where you storm your way out of a Banished stronghold in a Mantis. Do something with the Mantis theme/Walk Softly

[zinc bear]

your name has 67 in it 😂

[blazing idol]

I really hope the Mantis returns in Halo 7

[stable snow]

I'm jumping into a banshee on a course to installation 04 as it's exploding

I CANT TAKE THAT GOD FORSAKEN NUMBER ANYMORE

[zinc bear]

guess what bro

darealtung67_ 😂

[coral yoke]

you're a little late for that, sorry

i heard 04's got some nice things to scavenge though

[stable snow]

I'm detonating the slipspace drive on the corvette, Jorge lives and I don't have to face THAT number

[blazing idol]

The gas mines on Threshold are lovely this time of year

[coral yoke]

you're even later to that buddy

[zinc bear]

tungible tunginess tung

[stable snow]

HEART ATTACK

[stable snow]

NOOOOOO

What if

I stand DIRECTLY underneath a glassing beam

Yes that sounds good

[zinc bear]

bro answered himself 😂 🫵

[stable snow]

MODS THEY'RE BULLYING ME DESTROY THEM PULVERIZE THEM SMASH THEIR SKULLS IN WITH A GRAV HAMMER

[calm fiber]

For server moderation concerns, please send a direct message to @bleak yoke.

[zinc bear]

[stable snow]

Oh wow i didn't actually think THAT'D happen

[zinc bear]

no i sent that just to be funny
its a command

[coral yoke]

that wasn't automated lmao

[stable snow]

I'm stupid.

[zinc bear]

hi stupid. im darealmchief_

[coral yoke]

nono it's a ) now

[zinc bear]

shut your trap partner

[stable snow]

overused joke

sentenced to M6 magnum point blank

[zinc bear]

tell that to @viral dune i stole it from him

[meager linden]

👋

[zinc bear]

hi wadeinhmann

[stable snow]

Hi halo person

[meager linden]

Ні darealmchief_

[coral yoke]

sure you don't wanna throw in a melee with that?

[stable snow]

No I'd rather a point blank shotgun blast

8 GAUGEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Which I'm pretty sure isn't even legal irl? Not FULLY sure though

Yyuup it isn't really considered legal

Mainly has restrictions on hunting

Plus pretty obsolete from what I'm seeing

Because this thing is from THE 19TH CENTURY

[misty tulip]

bruh i miss halo sm

[blazing cave]

bruh I love halo sm

[misty marsh]

Name every halo

[blazing cave]

Halo

[junior tree]

https://tenor.com/view/an-iq-too-high-raven-crow-tiktok-gif-3869671553367641450

Damn it

[misty marsh]

😱 😱

[floral spruce]

🦎

[floral spruce]

Gyre 01
Gyre 02
Gyre 03
Gyre 04
Gyre 05
Gyre 06
Gyre 07
Gyre 08
Gyre 09
Gyre 10
Gyre 11
Gyre 12
Installation 01
Installation 02
Installation 03
Installation 04
Installation 05
Installation 06
Installation 07
Installation 08
Installation 09

Wait, I lied. Gyre 11 and Installation 07 are technically the same

[kindred raft]

whaa

[floral spruce]

He said name every halo

[chilly summit]

call of duty advanced warfare

[vagrant kettle]

Great game

[chilly summit]

fr

[meager linden]

Good day people of Halo

[pulsar heron]

good day wade!!

[charred tangle]

Goodmorning friends

May I please have a pick me up that you guys all do indeed like the halo games

[meager linden]

Having another hobbies(if there are free time to spare)

[charred tangle]

Mmmmmhmmm

I get in this disparaged state when I think too long about how awful the wider community is. It makes me feel like I’m crazy

Not to dump too much of my feelings but you know

[analog knot]

You need to spend less time in online forum spaces if its affecting you mentally my friend 😄

[charred tangle]

Lol thanks

[analog knot]

Especially in the state we find ourselves in, its a bit rough out there.

[forest lagoon]

It's easy to forget the majority of people aren't posting anything online and talking about games they like.
I did that with arc raiders. Didn't look at any of their socials/spaces. Thourgholy enjoyed the game. Then joined the discord. Only staying in it to keep an eye on announcements.

[meager linden]

I did something wrong or what?

[charred tangle]

Oh yeah for sure. I just like knowing I’m not crazy

[analog knot]

No, you're fine 🙂

[analog knot]

If you are enjoying yourself, as my wife would say, "dont let others yuck your yum"

[charred tangle]

For sure lol. It’s just very irritating

[pallid oyster]

Sup

[charred tangle]

No you’re alright

[analog knot]

Yes, always, And especially online all nuance is thrown out the window and blah blah blah. Its a ton of noise, dont let it drown out your fun is all I'm saying. And when you stop having fun, take a break.

A lot of people forget that gaming is supposed to be fun 😄

[charred tangle]

They definitely do lol

Anyways, thank you guys I’ll leave you to do whatever

[rare cedar]

[meager linden]

No I can't stop thinking about another infinite challenge
Gonna use only ravager
I am cursed to play such challenges or infinite are really is so addictive?

[midnight ember]

Whose going to halo fest?

[normal owl]

CEV will have customized armor cosmetics!

Xbox announced a collab with Fanta, a prize of which is this CEV armor.

[jade gust]

Where's this from?

[normal owl]

Now the possibilities are endless. Would love to run through CEV campaign in various collab versions.

[meager linden]

I wonder if it will be available on Infinite

[normal owl]

https://news.xbox.com/en-us/2026/03/31/xbox-fanta-collaboration-prizes-rewards/

[meager linden]

Diablo 4 Paladin

[normal owl]

This is exciting.

Not the Fanta skin specifically, but the fact they're allowing for customization of any kind in CEV.

[jade gust]

I hope there's one which makes Chief black/grey/blue and yellow. Specifically for me

[hasty zinc]

there's only one bad thing about this collab

constant master chief soder comments

[normal owl]

I hope they do coating for a bunch of Xbox Studios IPs.

maybe one with rose-colored glasses for the Bungie fans

[hasty zinc]

I love this so much

[normal owl]

I want to run through the campaign that started it all in the most outlandish coating possible.

[jade gust]

Polka dot pink and purple coating when?

[sturdy terrace]

Fanta Chief

The canon way to play CE

😛

[meager linden]

This should be added as coating for infinite

[hasty zinc]

no fun allowed in our super serious futuristic space shooter game

[normal owl]

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-master-chief-halo-dance-pog-moment-gif-19757069

[hasty zinc]

I need to upload all my chief dancing gifs again

[sturdy terrace]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/625474411465801730/1396074768880500858/cia391_-_1556706788657037313.gif

[charred tangle]

@meager linden sorry if I came off a little cold earlier. I’m in a bit of a strange mood

[sturdy terrace]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/471722331820130326/1371906083332817026/ezgif-3-a721793714-1.gif

[hasty zinc]

soon™

[sturdy terrace]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/583284069379604490/1408010731194028092/ezgif-422567f60145b2.gif

(In all honestly Fanta Chief is amazing though. As much as I will dunk on it... I probably will get it and laugh all the same)

[jade gust]

I wonder if they'll say have skins based on RvB? I feel like that'd be a very easy one for them to do

[sturdy terrace]

If I was a betting man.

A Twitch drop may happen also.

Giving us the regular purple theming that entails

[forest lagoon]

@viral dune It's almost orange juice

[hasty zinc]

wait this looks familiar

yep lol

[viral dune]

This is one of the greatest mornings ever

[sturdy terrace]

(As a note: Us UK peeps arnt left out it seems. I did my homework for the pedia)

[hearty flame]

Is he back in the store?

[hasty zinc]

I have no idea

[split kiln]

👋🏼

[patent goblet]

Waves

[split kiln]

Yes

[patent goblet]

This is true

[wicked crest]

I wish Halo was goated again 🙁

I just doesn't feel the same as it did back then.

[normal owl]

That's because you're much older now.

[night fern]

Hey guys

In halo games and lore Wraith tanks can get killed by a lot of UNSC vehicles right?

[wicked crest]

I miss when Halo was poetic, It just had a nice bow wrapped on the meanings and world.

[night fern]

I'm asking for a reason because a friend of mine on another server says "hypersonic penetrators seem to struggle" and I have no idea what he means by that

[wicked crest]

I believe so, most vehicles that have weapons can destroy a Wraith.

[night fern]

Right.

Like I'm starting to think he's being ridiculous as saying Wraiths are invincible or something like that

Which objectively isn't true

[normal owl]

Ask in #lore-and-universe . The folks there will be more able to give you something definitive that you can take back to your friend.

[wicked crest]

What? Yeah thats not true at all? Hell a Wraith can be destroyed via a couple back smacks of its exaust in the back.

[split kiln]

Thank you

[robust salmon]

get call of mid and world of midcraft outta there and get in Gears of War and Sea of Thieves

[split kiln]

It was a aura cat btw

[normal owl]

I'm sure Sea of Zzz will be in there.

[chilly summit]

I wanted marcus fenix's face on my fanta can

[faint mantle]

@zinc bear This looks official
https://bsky.app/profile/amongus.innersloth.com/post/3michadl66w2e

Among Us 🎂 (@amongus.innersloth.com)

MAYBE IF U FOCUSED LESS ON "6 7", YOU COULD GET A "9-5" INSTEAD 🙄

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Bluesky · Mar 30, 2026, 8:00 PM

[trim saddle]

Wouldn't THAT be nice!

[waxen rose]

Yeah, having a steady income does tend to be nice

[meager linden]

Good evening people of Halo

[robust salmon]

among us in the big 26 💔

[pearl iron]

Good evening helldiver

[pliant hatch]

most still saying that probly aren't old enough to get one.

[waxen rose]

You can be 14 and get a job, it'll be okay. Get to work

[pearl iron]

Yeah

[meager linden]

Ain't working allowed on 18?

[waxen rose]

You can work at 18 yes
And 14

[pearl iron]

Thats only for full time

[waxen rose]

True

Anyone younger than 18 cant work overnights too

[pearl iron]

Yeah
Education comes first

[viral dune]

And halo

[stable snow]

Good evening mate

[meager linden]

Armoured core 6 spotted
Opinion accepted

[pearl iron]

Thank you for doing God's work

[lilac walrus]

Evening

[stable snow]

Even chief has gotten into the meme

[viral dune]

https://tenor.com/view/67-halo-master-chief-6-7-gif-3972094137818512315

[waxen rose]

The green spartan must pay.

[stable snow]

REMINDER
chief is probably around 50 at the time of infinite if i remember correctly

[waxen rose]

49, yeah
He is old

[stable snow]

This makes him doing the 67 meme even more cursed

[viral dune]

Imagine when he turns 67 and atriox comes into the room holding a cake while doing the 67 hand movements

[meager linden]

I need to wash my eyes when "67 meme" will end
Hoping it gonna be soon

[viral dune]

Soon in another 30 years

[waxen rose]

“Look at my uncle dude, he thinks he is cool but he is actually washed”

[waxen rose]

How is atriox still alive 😭

[lilac walrus]

He’s gotten the unc status

[meager linden]

2-3 years is more than enough

[stable snow]

I didn't even know it existed till a month ago

[viral dune]

Nono don't worry, 30 years

[waxen rose]

He's always been unc… even in ce he was like 42

[meager linden]

Don't forget about cryosleep
He should've be older

[lilac walrus]

Huh?!!!!??!!!?

[lilac walrus]

So he should be like 60

[waxen rose]

Im talking about actual age not physical age
Born 2511

[viral dune]

I decided to let him live

[pliant hatch]

gonna be a senior citizen still saving the universe.

[waxen rose]

Awww you are just so humble and kind like that, thank you icky

[viral dune]

You're welcome

[lilac walrus]

Why are you saying your welcome

[waxen rose]

Like when the rock sang that song

[viral dune]

Rocks can't sing

[meager linden]

Imagine if on his birthday day he gonna die from endless or which new threat Halo studios are cooking for us

[waxen rose]

Give them a bad hairdo and they can

[lilac walrus]

Since I can’t use GIFs, I’m just gonna use the stickers

[waxen rose]

Why would you slime someone out on their birthday💔
Lowk disrespectful

[chilly summit]

do we know what the fanta rewards are

[waxen rose]

A “Good job” from master chief

[lilac walrus]

What

[normal owl]

@chilly summit

[viral dune]

Lifetime supply of hot orange juice

[chilly summit]

awesome thanks

[chilly summit]

is that like the equivalent to a willy wonka gold ticket

[lilac walrus]

Probably

[chilly summit]

yooo fanta chief

[viral dune]

Yeah man it's even better actually

[chilly summit]

need that

[waxen rose]

This is so ugly im crying

[chilly summit]

woah

[lilac walrus]

Rib-it

[viral dune]

Ribs

[chilly summit]

is the fanta chief for infinite

[lilac walrus]

Ima go eat a fly

[waxen rose]

I can finally re-create “look at my horrifying character during a cutscene” but with master chief
Hooray ig

[lilac walrus]

Bye

[normal owl]

That's the attraction: to proceed through the hallowed Game That Started It All looking as ridiculous as possible.

[waxen rose]

If only the soda would appear in the states

Give me the soda to gnaw on while I wait halo studios

[obsidian wyvern]

it looks like its from the halo waypoint mobile app

that thing was so garbage lol

[charred tangle]

Do you guys ever wish you could play that Russian exclusive halo online game

Lol

[naive turret]

I’m sure it was neat but most of the armour was ugly and it looked like a weird asset mashup

At least MCC got some of the maps officially and the others are on the workshop

[charred tangle]

That’s true mcc does have a lot of great addons. And I thought the same thing it was a little uncanny watching halo models from 10+ years all sandwiched together

Does anyone else get steamrolled every time they try to play mcc after taking a long break from it

[viral dune]

Sometimes

[hardy smelt]

Bring the Yappening back to Halo Wars 2

[charred tangle]

I love mcc but I’m absolutely terrible at it lmao

[viral dune]

Hi absolutely terrible at it lmao, I'm Icky Spartan

[pliant hatch]

I think that will happen with most fps games, but it shouldn't take too long to get your groove back.

[chilly summit]

chewing on the bottle cap

[waxen rose]

I love microplastics

[chilly summit]

my dog when he finds an unattended water bottle

[waxen rose]

Sometimes all a man needs is his empty master chief fanta bottle

[charred tangle]

Very true thank you. I think I will sometime in the future, whenever I do I’ll probably lock in for a couple weeks and try to get decent again lol

[chilly summit]

true...

[pliant hatch]

I think I read somewhere that we could possibly have enough in our brains to make a plastic spoon.

[chilly summit]

finally!!!

[waxen rose]

Brain plastic spoon is what I've always wanted

[chilly summit]

have you seen that they wired a brain in a petri dish to play doom

[waxen rose]

What kind of brain was it

[chilly summit]

human

[naive turret]

It was doomed

[waxen rose]

The video is rat neurons running doom

[chilly summit]

is it

[waxen rose]

Can living human brain cells run doom is another

[chilly summit]

i'll volunteer

i'd love to be doom guy but only if i don't have to fight the evil scary demons

[waxen rose]

We just gotta crack your head open like an egg rq, it wont hurt
We’ll run halo 2 on it

[jade gust]

T'is a shame the Reactor map never made it to the official servers. Would've been nice to see a new BTB map in Halo 3

[chilly summit]

imagine the judge gives you a life sentence in halo 2 legendary

[meager linden]

@zinc bear you gonna dive with me against bugs?

[waxen rose]

For your crime of hating on Halo Reach a little too much we sentence you to 8 years long night of solace legendary all skulls on

[chilly summit]

actual agony

we sentence to you 12 years in the halo reach mod where six is annoying

[naive turret]

If there had been a vote I’d have put this over Edge

[meager linden]

Halo 2 sniper valley

[waxen rose]

You cant even make six shush thats the issue

[naive turret]

I don’t think I’ve played sniper alley legit in a decade

Always go over the rooftops

[chilly summit]

fr

sentenced to 5 years in halo 3

[meager linden]

There's another after exiting from metro

[robust salmon]

originally this was gonna be 5 years in halo 3 odst but that would've been considered too inhumane

[waxen rose]

Just unplug the console atp
Dont turn it off
Straight up unplug it out the wall

[chilly summit]

wouldn't wish that on anyone

[naive turret]

Like isekai’d into the game or it being the only one you can play

[robust salmon]

either one is worse than hell

[chilly summit]

truth nuke

[naive turret]

ODST’s my favourite so I’ll take the hit for the team

[waxen rose]

Self inflicted pain and suffering h8

[naive turret]

It’s just H3 without the Flood, I fail to see the downside

[hoary knot]

i need help please, i am on halo mcc trying to do the halo 3 campaign with my friend. we both have the campaign installed but when he invites me via steam and i accept it literally nothing happens. we are both friends on xbox aswell

[naive turret]

Does nothing happen when you invite through the game itself

[robust salmon]

H3 ODST fans when you ask them to name ONE good thing about the game that ISNT the soundtrack/atmosphere

everything gameplay-wise is H3 but worse

[candid tusk]

Five years though? What would that look like "mechanically" ? Would it be a campaign loop for five years? Or would you have to survive five years from drop onward? That's a tough one to go through as the city is gone, you'd have to bug out quick.

[waxen rose]

Eating out if the trash cans of new mombasa simulator

[candid tusk]

I liked the visr and firefight felt best in ODST for me. Reach's firefight had too much going on.

[naive turret]

You can use the side of the Scorpion and Tilt helps you due to the stamina system

The story is also much better

And it has the best Firefight especially post MCC updates

Also the Banshee in ODST is better than H3 since it can hover in place

And the over-the-shoulder cam on the Warthog turret is neat

Also y’know, better lighting and facial animations

I can keep going

[stable snow]

I mean tbh ig it's just to cement the fact that you're a normal human, albeit a rather badass one at that

[candid tusk]

There's nothing normal about the ODSTs. lol

[hoary knot]

yes this exactly

well icant even see the roster im getting his invites and accepting and nothig i shappening

[stable snow]

Then again I'm the world's finest Phd holder of stupidity so forgive me

[stable snow]

Okay this can actually be true

[obsidian wyvern]

https://x.com/i/status/2038994494415413453 for CE part 7

Brian Jarrard (@ske7ch)

@ducain23 there is no shop

X · Mar 31, 2026, 2:59 PM

[candid tusk]

Do parts 1 - 6 have shops?

[robust salmon]

you can use side of scorpion
useless unless in co-op
tilt helps due to stamina system
most people dont play Halo with skulls, even then ONE skull being kinda better isn't good enough argument
story is better
debatable. ODST and H3 already tied for bottom-tier stories anyways
best firefight post MCC
Reach firefight mogs
banshee can hover
Pointless mechanic
over the shoulder cam on turrets
doesn't change gameplay much, another pointless addition/change
better lighting and facial animations
barely

[naive turret]

aight we just disagree that's neat 👍

[jade gust]

Banshee hovering is not useless, it's genuinely really neat

[chilly summit]

there is no shop

[jade gust]

Like, it gives you more flexibility with what you're doing in the Banshee, like if you want to hide behind a building to ambush an enemy

[hoary knot]

could it have something to do with the steam family library im borrowing the game from? even though im signed into my own microsoft account

i just like dont have mp access or connetion to the game

[robust salmon]

banshees aren't common enough in the campaign to make it a substantial improvement

[naive turret]

Did you launch with EAC disabled by mistake maybe

[leaden pike]

Anyone play marathon? I need a solid squad

[coral yoke]

no but think about it
if you wait long enough halo 4 could happen

[naive turret]

I can give you Halo lfg's or refer you to the Marathon discord

[waxen rose]

For the xbox360 💔

[robust salmon]

and if we bein real here, even if there were more banshees the core shooting and sandbox is just worse than H3 base

[coral yoke]

still halo 4

[jade gust]

There's an entire mission where the point of it is that you use the Banshee in ODST

[coral yoke]

and i'll be honest here it's better than nothin'

[naive turret]

Plus you can now use it in Firefight, because ODST gives you starting vehicle options
Would be nice if Reach had that as well

[misty marsh]

Curious abt what crime gets this sentence pls

[chilly summit]

idk manslaughter or something

[naive turret]

Boat don't encourage her

[chilly summit]

too late

extra 5 years if it's vehicular

[misty marsh]

Thats very interesting thank you for letting me know

[misty marsh]

That's so crazy cause vehicular is my favourite mode of manslaughter

H8 do u wanna go joyriding pls

[chilly summit]

have fun

[naive turret]

https://klipy.com/gifs/fly-away-car-crash

[misty marsh]

Doesn't this look so fun

[chilly summit]

got room for one more

[misty marsh]

Imagine being in the passenger seat during that

[chilly summit]

think about it you could 15 years for 2 people

[misty marsh]

Of course, everyones invited

[chilly summit]

can we drive it into the tax building

[jade gust]

I forgot about that

[misty marsh]

Sure

[chilly summit]

bruh i hate living on the equator it was just raining like yesterday

[misty marsh]

I'll like aggressively sneeze and swerve accidentally

[jade gust]

My twin did this once. Granted she didn't go as high or cause any damage (As far as we know) but you know

[misty marsh]

Infinite halo 3

[obsidian wyvern]

twin meaning an actual twin or

[chilly summit]

hell yeah

[misty marsh]

Way better than the alternative of three halo infinites

[jade gust]

I have an actual twin (And we are also geminis)

[coral yoke]

for all we know you could be seeing halo 7 before any of us

[obsidian wyvern]

I've known you 6 years and this is the first time I've heard this

[jade gust]

I've mentioned having a twin a bunch of times I'm pretty sure

[obsidian wyvern]

somehow I'm not surprised though, you do seem like the type to be one

[jade gust]

Thanks?

[stable snow]

That air is CRAZY

[waxen rose]

In America we call these speed bumps
Hit them for extra style points

[stable snow]

Affirmative

Securing transportation

[naive turret]

Roundabouts do exist in the US btw I've been lied to

[waxen rose]

Yeah and we hate them

[obsidian wyvern]

idk you can just tell what sibling someone has based off their personality

[chilly summit]

oh yeah for sure

[jade gust]

Well yeah, they race around them for Nascar

[waxen rose]

Can you tell im the youngest of 4

[jade gust]

But can you tell how many siblings I have?

[waxen rose]

6 and a half

[obsidian wyvern]

freak seemed like an only child tbh

younger brother or older sister maybe but I'd go with the first option

[meager linden]

👋

[naive turret]

You thought I had an older sister lol

[obsidian wyvern]

uhh, you seem like you have an older brother

[misty marsh]

Ive already played Halo 7 but no one would believe me

[obsidian wyvern]

no that's because you got me confused

[waxen rose]

My mom is a single child so I can confirm youngest children and only children act almost the same

[pulsar heron]

i'd ask ppl to guess my sibling status but i think i've maybe already said

[misty marsh]

If you didn't already know what would you think I was

[obsidian wyvern]

also I had to drive around this to get to laser tag

sick

[pulsar heron]

imgur moment

[pulsar heron]

ah, the ol magic roundabout. shoulve guessed

[jade gust]

I do have one yes

[waxen rose]

I ain't following all those rules atp im just driving through it
I have places to be.

[pulsar heron]

magic roundabout (swindon) my beloved

[obsidian wyvern]

you match what you have

[coral yoke]

i thought you actually meant to post a purple rectangle with nationalism issues for a minute there

[misty marsh]

Interesting

[waxen rose]

please show your id to view a roundabout

[obsidian wyvern]

older sisters tbh

it's harder with people way older than me though, same age as me it's easy

[coral yoke]

i think i'd rather die

[pulsar heron]

this is.... technically accurate

[misty marsh]

And agree with older sisters

[obsidian wyvern]

part of guessing is seeing how free you are to do whatever, and obviously being an adult just throws that out of a window

[pulsar heron]

||i have a deceased half sister. SIDS. lived before my parents met.|| so technically i do have an older sister