general-chat

[chilly summit]

but yeah i had a shower,had dinner and prepared my lunch for tomorrow only to come back and he's still talking about tall spartan gf's

[zinc bear]

Pls censor the s word

[chilly summit]

my bad bro

[brave oyster]

Dont cry catana

[patent goblet]

Ok

[brave oyster]

yes

[patent goblet]

This is true

[brave oyster]

I am truth

[patent goblet]

❌

[brave oyster]

Faulty AI.

[patent goblet]

Wrong

[brave oyster]

Give me that chip

[zinc bear]

Roleplaying with 67K watching 🫩🫩 ✌️

[waxen rose]

Okay so every vtuber ever

[patent goblet]

Its very scary

Please save nme

[zinc bear]

You chose to interact

[patent goblet]

This is true

[haughty cedar]

67….

[small mauve]

Is the ai in reach rly this stupid?

[trim saddle]

I know real people that are worse 🤷

[faint mantle]

Dareal's math tests be like:

[warm warren]

anyone know how to fix "an error occured during this film" in theater mode on mcc, and yes it still happens in vanilla

[small mauve]

What is harmony in halo?

[muted rose]

Colony, I think

[dapper tartan]

Any tip for halo?

[small mauve]

Is it smth to do with halo wars?

[small mauve]

And what's with the fish

[warm warren]

idk

[muted rose]

Yeah, harmony, inner colony glassed in February 2552

[warm warren]

why the hell is my nickname royalsquid

i didnt do that

[muted rose]

No but the Halopedia page says there’s suspicion oni let it fall by not warning the colony after cracking the covenant code

Like that one ship sunk by a u boat after British intelligence broke the German cipher as to not give away they broke it

[naive turret]

tfw a planet is deemed a reasonable loss

[muted rose]

Inner colony no less

[naive turret]

It's bad luck Harmony.

[lapis ivy]

Only faulty AI is Google Gemini etc

[pulsar heron]

per the server rules, usernames must be accessible. your username contains unpingable symbols

[trim saddle]

[small mauve]

Ig halo wars 2 is to be played maybe before or after infinite or smth?

[jade gust]

Halo Wars 2 takes place around a year before Infinite

[small mauve]

So play it before infinite then. Ok

Ig ima take care of the halo wars games at least before I play through the campaign of infinite

[hasty zinc]

#lfg-campaign

[crisp mirage]

Halo wars take some to beat but they’re peak 🔥

[warm warren]

ah

[tame pagoda]

Me when I explode

[limpid palm]

Hi, I have a question. Does anyone know if the locations of the Moa statues are random or are they all the same?

[torn goblet]

Does anyone know where i can apply for staff

[fathom ore]

THIS IS HALO??!?!!!???!??!??

[steady jolt]

We don't have an application process or any way to apply

[dusty jacinth]

Indeed

[torn goblet]

Oh

[vagrant kettle]

No, this is patrick

[trim saddle]

I had to look at your name twice just to make sure I was reading it right

[hasty zinc]

oh I forgot to change it back lol

[patent goblet]

My name is supposed to be a funny bit will I be shot🥹

[worldly sedge]

Sooooo, Steel Ball Run am I right?

[zinc bear]

😂

67

How many more 67 jokes until I get my inheritor back

[coral yoke]

i thought that was your reward for beating merty

[zinc bear]

Mods can’t give inheritor

I would have to 1v1 an admin or above I’m guessing

[coral yoke]

just a moment

[calm fiber]

The ability to embed and upload images is disabled by default. This privilege is granted to users who have the Inheritor role, which is automatically assigned by our bot based on various factors.

[coral yoke]

mmm thought it mentioned something about mods

[signal wedge]

you cant get inheritor if you have been warned by the bot before

[zinc bear]

Not true

[coral yoke]

dareal did

[zinc bear]

You get inheritor revoked once you get muted a few times which is what happened to me.. somehow in the span of 2 days.

[coral yoke]

yeah i got warned once for swearing and i'm 99% certain i'm still eligible

[zinc bear]

I was warned and muted over my time being here. I still got inheritor since most were just automod from me accidentally swearing or saying filtered words
You get blacklisted mainly for being a bad person and getting mutes not done by automod which is what I’m guessing

Idk how much further I can discuss this so DM @bleak yoke if you have more questions

Anyways, uh.. 67 or something.

[patent goblet]

I hate that we cant swear here

"Family friendly server" big dawg i dont think anyone cares about that 😭

[faint mantle]

Not sixty seven, that's for sure

[faint mantle]

I cannot reward something I cannot bestow

[faint mantle]

Says who

[vagrant kettle]

I have a family and am friendly
I care very much

[faint mantle]

Its for the best
Trust

[patent goblet]

I feel it limits discussion alot

I also feel people just being annoying and overusing certain words is a whole separate problem them those words existing in a server

Also the timeout system i think is kinda annoying, I feel so paranoid about the way i speak here cause if I say something blacklisted I will be timed out and its hard to know what even is on the blacklist

[coral yoke]

i feel like that's mostly to make it harder for scammers and bots to get around it

because i think the same blacklist has certain links in it

[patent goblet]

Ther r so many better spam detection ways to get around that

[zinc bear]

You can’t have a normal convo without swearing?

[patent goblet]

I feel the whole swearing rule is unnecessary, I can understand why and the problems it would bring having it but I feel thats less on those words being allowed and how people treat eachother. Plus I feel its really harsh especially when you can get warnings for just not knowing whats blacklisted and whats not considering how vague and subjective it is

[patent goblet]

I mean im having one rn :p

[zinc bear]

The whole point of the warnings is to let you know about the blacklisted words.

If you have to think “oh will this get blacklisted?” It probably will.

[patent goblet]

You could just delete the message without any punishment that would also get along just fine

[zinc bear]

Getting warned isn’t a punishment tho

It’s the staff simply telling you “hey, knock that off.”

[keen comet]

hey wassup

[patent goblet]

I mean if I say one more blacklisted word i will be timed out

[vagrant kettle]

So don’t

[patent goblet]

Thats not fun at all I think thats silly

[waxen rose]

If you have an issue then take it up with mod mail

[patent goblet]

I will make a google slide

[calm fiber]

For server moderation concerns, please send a direct message to @bleak yoke.

[patent goblet]

I hate you guilty spark btw

Just thought I would add we ops for life

Do i just dm mod mail or do i gotta do some like very specific things

[keen comet]

You are not a genius

[waxen rose]

“please send direct messages to mod mail”

[patent goblet]

😽

[keen comet]

a couple of weeks ago, I realized I hadn't completed every campaign mission on legendary. Never felt more disappointed for myself considering I did all of the games on legendary on the older consoles

So I did the rest

[warped goblet]

They’re always watchin

[patent goblet]

Made a mod mail thingy

[keen comet]

Ah I apologize, truly noob combo stuff from me. Immediately talking about halo in general, when there is a Halo discussion channel

[patent goblet]

I dont think anyone really cares if you talk about the games here

Im doing reach on legendary

[keen comet]

DMR and Needlerifle reign supreme against elites and brutes

[plush surge]

Needle rifle is so goated

[keen comet]

Oh for sure

I did hear the Needle rifle was coming back

[patent goblet]

Its gone?😨

[keen comet]

16 years

[meager linden]

Webi wabu morning people of Halo

[patent goblet]

Hello

[keen comet]

Good morning

[plush surge]

If you're Cortana (real) who's cortana (fake)?

[patent goblet]

Everyone else with a cortana pfp duh

[plush surge]

Hm

[keen comet]

You know, I thought legendary was difficult, but then I tried laso, and I just could not do it

I most definitely can't do Halo 2 on laso

maybe if I had 10,000 hours

[patent goblet]

People who do that are lab grown how is it possible

[keen comet]

Literally no idea. People that have the game physics down to a science.

Top most rare achievements in halo mcc is mastering LASO

I feel like most of it is done via speedrunning techniques and glitching the game in wacky ways

[naive turret]

Oh you don't know the half of it

[viral dune]

Half life

[naive turret]

It didn't have difficulty achievements thankfully

[keen comet]

The most useful glitch I remember was that arbiter can just be straight up invisible to enemies if you are playing as the arbiter and walk into a wall

[viral dune]

Oh yeah that works for the chief too

[keen comet]

Yeah if you crouch

[viral dune]

Honestly the most useful one I remember is the invincibility glitch on one arby mission, forgot the name of ut

[naive turret]

On uh, Oracle right

[viral dune]

Yeah that one

I should try to do it in real life, there's an elevator near my uni

[meager linden]

So lame mission
Sometimes I feel lost in that damn mission

[viral dune]

Real

Even regret was more fun

[meager linden]

Because of jackal snipers?

[keen comet]

The mission I will never be able to get past on legendary iron skull

Not because of Jackal Snipers

[viral dune]

Nah those guys have dog water aim

And I have proof of it, they're not scary at all

[naive turret]

Iron never really becomes a factor tbf unless you're slacking
Just use the old save and quit trick

[keen comet]

But because of the Honorguards blasting you with duel wield plasma on your back, or insta killing you with energy sword at the end of the mission

[meager linden]

Literally shot from nowhere and start over again

[naive turret]

Oh don't worry, there's tech for that. How d'you feel about box moving, as a concept

[viral dune]

You can block the doors they come out of

Just gotta land a weird rocket jumo

[viral dune]

Maybe I just had too much good luck, let me show you some clips

[naive turret]

I didn't think the rocket jump was all that hard ngl
The timed jump to get to the gondola early was way harder

[keen comet]

They are pretty easy other than you have to have patience killing them. They like to walk in the same place on metropolis

[viral dune]

This guy's aim is off

[keen comet]

Haha what

[viral dune]

This guy's aim is also off

[naive turret]

'this guy's aim is off' - Icky are you the pot calling kettle rn

also me cameo 😤

[viral dune]

Dude needs to play ranked

[keen comet]

Truly stormtrooper aim

[viral dune]

😡😡😡

[meager linden]

Why they all invisible?
Is this another tournament from Halo 2 just to getting LASO achievement?

[naive turret]

The Assassins Skull

tbf Covie weapons glow it's not that hard to see them

[viral dune]

I gave this one so much time

[viral dune]

Yeah like h8 said, assassin skull

Very annoying but you actually get used to it in some way

Idk how to explain it but you just memorize the enemy heights and stuff

[naive turret]

Aye it's just inherent game knowledge

[meager linden]

The only thing that relaxing it's Regret singing

[viral dune]

https://tenor.com/view/gaming-twitch-emote-bttv-gif-18722020

[zinc bear]

Me when battlefield 6

[naive turret]

me getting launched out my window when Rev rams into me in Forza Horizon 6 coming on May 19th 2026 AD

Colourised

[zinc bear]

Forza has multiplayer?

[viral dune]

Yeah

It's like Minecraft but instead of blocky people it's maniacs behind the wheel

[zinc bear]

Just like that

[naive turret]

It's got convoys, individual race setups, a battle royale mode that was kinda garbage lol

[meager linden]

The only thing that I'm suffering in my only needler challenge, it's the damn shields
Brutes and elites
Not sure how i am gonna kill Hyperius and Tovarus, because they using mostly range attacks(currently in their location)

[viral dune]

Convoys, like factory strider convoys from the hit 2024 game helldivers 2 developed by Arrowhead Studios

[meager linden]

It was the someone's idea, not AH developers

[zinc bear]

Hellldiver

[meager linden]

John Helldiver

[viral dune]

I met him and his cousin the other day

[zinc bear]

Mhm bro

[viral dune]

Here bro TRUST

[zinc bear]

Dude.. and jaeger from attack on titan..

And icky Spartan like that one really cool guy

[viral dune]

He was attacked by the cyborg titans (vox engines)

[meager linden]

And they blessed you for spread8ng managed democracy?

[keen comet]

Idk why it did other than cars being involved, but forza being brought up reminds me of two games: Gotham Project 2, and Hotwheels Stunt Track Challenge

[viral dune]

Yeah they said "I need stims"

[zinc bear]

Stims here

[meager linden]

*Trying to not type :
"Eren did nothing wrong"

[viral dune]

https://tenor.com/view/500-stims-helldivers-helldivers-2-helldiver-stims-gif-14163659942191692383

[naive turret]

Yooooo Stunt Track Challenge mention

That takes me back wow, I hated Spider Alley

[keen comet]

HA no way. Yeah I loved that game

[naive turret]

One of the first games I got back with my old silver slim PS2

[zinc bear]

Do you still have it?

The PS2

[keen comet]

I used to have it. I remember playing pirate pool on my OG xbox

[naive turret]

Nah sadly, I sold that ages ago to fund...something for our Wii I can't remember what

[viral dune]

It ps'd on 2 a better life

Please laugh I actually thought this was funny 🤣🤣🤣

[naive turret]

I'll give it a +1

[zinc bear]

Real 💔 I have lost a lot of old consoles due to having to pay off something

[viral dune]

Thank you h8

[keen comet]

My game got sold. I was super sad to lose it when I was 10

[zinc bear]

You should become a dad. You have amazing dad jokes

Crack dad jokes while playing Helldivers with your kid dude

[viral dune]

I know right, I should ←↓→↓→↓↑ outta here

Wish there was a flying vehicle stratagem, would be more fitting

[zinc bear]

I don’t remember the stratagem codes what’s that one

I know I know. I’m undemocratic for forgetting the codes 💔

[viral dune]

Fast recon vehicle

[zinc bear]

Thanks

[keen comet]

THAT also reminds me of that one game on the wii, that comes with a mat, the arrow dancing game I can’t remember the name of on the top of my head

[wild badger]

I love just reading these and all I see is bascially Helldivers as the new Halo XD

[viral dune]

Guitar hero right

[faint mantle]

I sure got it

[zinc bear]

Hell yeah

[keen comet]

No not guitar hero, although 3 was good

[viral dune]

You're doing squids right

[faint mantle]

Aye

[naive turret]

Not the best example of it but Icky you might like it

[faint mantle]

They'll be gone by the time we wake up tomorrow

[keen comet]

Oh I remember now, Dance Dance revolution

[zinc bear]

Bro used the hammer of dawn wtf 😭😭

[viral dune]

If you're still on, I can hop on for one game only since I gotta go to bed soon

[faint mantle]

I'm already tired

[zinc bear]

Also how does your game look so damn good and smooth? What’s your GPU?

[naive turret]

5080

[viral dune]

YEAH

Now this makes me think, we should get an FRV mod that makes Barricades play on repeat as you drive

[viral dune]

Hi already tired, I'm Icky Spartan

[faint mantle]

Hi 😪

[zinc bear]

I cry as I clutch onto my 4060 who can barely push 100 on lowest graphics 🥲

[naive turret]

Man there was one that replaced the default laugh with Kurisu's but it doesn't work

I was so close to peak gameplay

[viral dune]

I can record some voice lines if you need

[keen comet]

7900gre has been awesome to me

[zinc bear]

Lowkey, I kinda miss having a GT 1030.
Crap card. The 4060 is miles ahead. But it was also really fun spending hours configuring settings to the lowest possible presets so I could push 60 FPS

[zinc bear]

I need a voice mod for voices 3 and 4 since I already have one for voice 1 and 2. You can record me lines!

[viral dune]

I will finally become rich

[zinc bear]

Oh hell nah I’m not paying you anything

Best I can do is beat halo 4 for you

[faint mantle]

Read em and weep

[viral dune]

WHAT

[zinc bear]

GPU?

[faint mantle]

9070 XT

[viral dune]

What about 25 Spartan points

[zinc bear]

Damn 😭

[zinc bear]

Nah too hard

[keen comet]

I am plenty good with my 120 fps 3440x1440 ultrawide

[zinc bear]

I was thinking of upgrading to a 5070. Probably next year if I save up this year

Not a top priority for me but I’m a sucker for high graphics so

[naive turret]

There was also one that plays the 'congratulations' bit from Eva when you come up the ramp after extract
Alas it also doesn't work 😔

[faint mantle]

Or go Team Red and get more bang for your buck.

[zinc bear]

I’ll see if there’s a GPU better than 4060 in the $350-400 price range

[signal wedge]

5060

[zinc bear]

Google says that the RX 7700 XT is equivalent to a 4070 and is only $400 👀👀

[faint mantle]

How bout something in RDNA 4

[zinc bear]

Idk AMD terms only nvidia

I’ve been team green since I started PC gaming

[faint mantle]

7700XT is RDNA 3, last gen
newest toy is RNDA 4, 9000 series

[keen comet]

I bought amd because it was cheaper, and the 7900 gre can handle light raytracing

But make no mistake. Nvidia has best raytracing

[faint mantle]

I bought AMD because I main Linux

[zinc bear]

Hmm

[faint mantle]

[keen comet]

Ah, makes sense. Automatically comes with amd drivers

[zinc bear]

9060 seems like. Wonder if it’s close to performance in 4060 tho

[signal wedge]

So does anyone know what AMD stands for

[zinc bear]

9070 looks amazing but is way out of my current budget

[faint mantle]

Advanced Micro Devices

[faint mantle]

Sell lemonade

[keen comet]

Ditto

[zinc bear]

Nah

Currently selling my PS4 with my PS4 collection but had to take it down cause of scammers constantly DM’ing me 💔

[meager linden]

https://giphy.com/gifs/amarillocollege-work-job-application-T39By0uZSaAjSYaF9B

[signal wedge]

Gotta invest

[faint mantle]

Wade's got the right idea

[zinc bear]

Pls don’t send that that triggers me

[signal wedge]

Prices will only increase

[signal wedge]

Worse thing to sign

[keen comet]

He only speaks in w4 form

[zinc bear]

We’ll see how my budget looks by next year

I doubt I’ll still be here by then

[signal wedge]

I be rewriting my education background with an actual pen when I already have those in my CV

[signal wedge]

Why

[zinc bear]

Eh

[faint mantle]

My watch says my stress level is at 79/100

[keen comet]

Yeah. Happens to the best of us.

[zinc bear]

Mines 60/70

[faint mantle]

Omg I'm the best 🫶

[faint mantle]

Dareal go to bed then

it's either that or the hospital

[zinc bear]

Nah

Watched ready or not 2 today and it was peak

[signal wedge]

I watched Hoppers recently

[zinc bear]

I stg people have no social awareness. Like, tell me why people were screaming so loud to the point where the employees had to come and interrupt the movie to check up on them

[signal wedge]

Beavers are cute only in cartoons

[zinc bear]

It’s not scary at all. A few jumps yeah but they’re not scream worthy

[keen comet]

My stress levels -95%

Until I play halo

[zinc bear]

-67% for me

[meager linden]

https://giphy.com/gifs/happy-dancing-cartoons-comics-t6u9AiKe2aYak

[zinc bear]

Phobia by breaking Benjamin is genuinely one of the greatest albums of all time

“You” is my favorite track on the album

[waxen rose]

Me?

[zinc bear]

“You” has one of the best instrumentals I’ve ever heard

[zinc bear]

Yeah. You’re my favorite track on phobia by breaking Benjamin

[waxen rose]

Aw thanks

[zinc bear]

Omg benji watch out.. they’re breaking you
Nikolai save him..

[waxen rose]

Whatever go my nikolais

I keep an orange one in my pocket

For a special reason

[zinc bear]

Awww

He is orange cause he is happy just like US bro ❤️❤️

[waxen rose]

He is happy because his son finally visited him awww

Happy just like US

[meager linden]

@zinc bearwhen your nitro is running out?

[zinc bear]

April 10th. Why?

[fickle drift]

How’s life

[meager linden]

Nah, just asking

[fickle drift]

Listening to Taylor swift while playing halo reach is an odd experience

[meager linden]

I need a hero

[fickle drift]

I feel like the grunts would like Taylor 🙂‍↕️

[chilly summit]

the masterchief fanta is mine i found it

they turned him into soda 💔

i will treasure it forever

saw a couple other ones too,they got ghost from cod and some demon thing from WoW

[meager linden]

Send the picture
It can be not from WoW, but from Diablo, Mephistopheles

[chilly summit]

i didn't get a picture of those mb

it says on the internet tho the collab has both diablo and WoW characters

but yeah those are the ones i saw: halo,cod and WoW

no sign of anything gears 💔

[chilly summit]

I use the CE mark V in infinite so im just gonna pretend it's me on the fanta label

[brave oyster]

nice job danger dan

[patent goblet]

Yawn

[brave oyster]

Real AI dont yawn

She (he idk) only reacts with X. Meaning my argument is valid enough

[rare cedar]

[drifting knot]

Hiii

[dark lance]

What a nice day to share the same oxygen as @rare cedar

[rare cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/fall-guys-master-chief-halo-gif-26019894

Saaaaaaame

[dark lance]

😊

[blazing cave]

[jovial marsh]

im new to halo and bought the master chief collecting because of red vs bluee, any tips?

[coral yoke]

my suggestion? start with halo 1 (halo ce anniversary) and play the games in release order from there. reach released between odst and 4.

[rare cedar]

Play in release order on normal and enjoy 🙂

CE, 2, 3, ODST, Reach, 4

[coral yoke]

might not be chronological order but it's the smoothest transition from a gameplay perspective

[meager linden]

Good day people of Halo

Anyway
Gonna go and suffer
Killing Tovarus and Hyperius via needler will be harder than everything that I did before

[coral yoke]

it just happened again

at this rate i'm slightly paranoid about actually dying from blood loss

[meager linden]

@zinc bear I need clarification about your challenge idea
Should I use only grapple hook as a weapon only when I upgrade it for maximum or from start?

[jade gust]

You're not likely to die from a simple nosebleed. It'd take allot more than that to kill you from blood loss

[coral yoke]

i dunno man, the fact that it happened back-to-back looks indicative of a pattern i ain't liking

[brave oyster]

Buddy wait till you have 40 minute nose bleeds and spitting up blood clots. Try three of those in four days, then talk about blood loss

[analog knot]

Who gatekeeps nosebleeds 😭

[brave oyster]

The key master

If yk yk

[coral yoke]

almost wouldn't be surprised if i did, but maybe it's also just an issue of me getting needlessly superstitious

[meager linden]

The hardest boss fight actually
Using only needler against range enemies kinda hard

[brave oyster]

Yeah man. Dw, women bleed more and dont die😂

[jade gust]

I used to be really prone to having them and I have learnt allot about what happens. Trust me, you'll be fine. Just make sure you don't tip your head back while it is happening and stay hydrated afterwards

[patent goblet]

Anyone here like Daniel johnston? I think his art is really beautiful

[haughty wraith]

I don't think nosebleeds can cause any significant blood loss unless it goes for like a few hours

You should be fine, try plugging your nose with tissue maybe?

[brave oyster]

Idk what that is

[patent goblet]

Music artist, i dont wanna get into his story to deeply become its really long and complex but he was a man who suffered from manic depression and schitzoprenia but he was really dedicated to making music so he recorded a bunch of acoustic/piano songs onto tapes, alot of his work is really lofi but i find it to be beautiful

[brave oyster]

Oh cool

[pulsar heron]

hey man, your local not-doctor medical nerd here. not sure if non-brits can view nhs pages, but feel free to use this as some form of guidance. remember that GP = normal doctor, A&E = ER.

https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/nosebleed/

[brave oyster]

Doctor doctor please 🙏🏼

[pulsar heron]

nosebleeds are serious business because there can be a lot going on that you can't see. and as with any medical concern: if you're concerned, it's a concern. healthy people don't question their health.

[patent goblet]

I really like "hi how are you" its one of his early releases, alot of the songs are really short and there r nice little spoken word poetry sections :3

[brave oyster]

Yeah i only listen to metal. I hear the metal covers of songs before the originals (if i get around to checking em) 😂

So if he’s metal ill check him out

[patent goblet]

I listen to metal a bit, I kinda stopped for a bit but ive been back into metal alot more recently

[coral yoke]

feeling a little reassured now, just forgot to respond for a while. i already know how to deal with them, just wasn't sure what'd happen if i had too many of them and that's why i was so anxious

[brave oyster]

What bands?

[keen comet]

Good morning

[patent goblet]

Like my favourite metal artists?

[brave oyster]

Tissue, pinch, done

[patent goblet]

Id probably be better at naming my favourite metal albums

[brave oyster]

Even better, shoot

[patent goblet]

Ænima (i love everything tool has made)
Written in waters
Dopesmoker
Mr bungle
A blaze in the northern sky
Sunbather

Alot more but ive had these albums on rotation alot

[brave oyster]

TOOL is amazing, cant say the rest of those albums ring any bells. Who are the bands?

[patent goblet]

Ved Buens Ende
Sleep
Mr bungle
Darkthrone
Deafheaven

[brave oyster]

Never heard of em. They underground?

[patent goblet]

Not really

Most the underground artist i like are random folk projects

[brave oyster]

Interesting. Why do i get the vibes the metal bands you listen to are black metal

[patent goblet]

I like black metal somewhat im more into experimental stuff :p

[keen comet]

My favorite music is nu metal.

[brave oyster]

Ahh

[patent goblet]

Ved Buens Ende is amazing, they are weird surreal metal that mixes ALOT of metal together into this weird abstract kinda peice

[brave oyster]

You better be into Slipknot, Linkin Park, and Limp Bizkit

[brave oyster]

The name sounds like he could be in an orchestra

[patent goblet]

Mr bungle is also great, s/t was produced by john zorn so its this weird jazz metal album that i feel just sounds like throwing everything you possibly could at a wall then it all sticks

[keen comet]

Sure am. Especially Slipknot. I listen to Mudvayne, Korn, Sepultura/Soulfly, StaticX, System of a Down.

I also like some groove metal

[candid tusk]

General workout mix for me.

[brave oyster]

Interesting

[brave oyster]

YES, SOMEONE WHO KNOWS MUDVAYNE AND SOULFLY

[vagrant kettle]

“Mr Bungle” 😭

[patent goblet]

Dont even there name is amazing

I dont think they could have a better name for how stupid and goofy the music they make is

[candid tusk]

AKA Anyone born in the late 80s / early 90s who listened to their local rock station while playing PS2.

[brave oyster]

Im 17 but i love the old school stuff

[patent goblet]

I love all music, from like the 50s to present day

[candid tusk]

Music really dropped off after the 1920s.

[patent goblet]

True

[brave oyster]

I’m… not drunk enough

[keen comet]

I like Machine head, and unfortunately, another band I dare not say the name of, because as much as I like some of their music, they got a bad reputation

Bruh I forgot to include deftones. Love deftones.

[brave oyster]

Nothing wrong with nickelback

[brave oyster]

The racism for canada is insane

[keen comet]

Breaking Benjamins Blow Me Away is a Halo 2 classic

[brave oyster]

‘You might wanna sit this one out’

[candid tusk]

Oh believe me, I've looked at that photograph.

Sixth grade me was a menace.

[brave oyster]

‘Look at this photograph. Its a photo of a photograph’

[dawn marten]

Of a photograph

[brave oyster]

Yes

[fathom ore]

¿Halo?

[brave oyster]

Si

[fathom ore]

ok Thanks! 🥰 🫶

[brittle atlas]

@steady jolt yo question why can’t I put in clan recruitment post in the recruitment corner because it keeps saying original message deleted

@sturdy terrace

[calm fiber]

For server moderation concerns, please send a direct message to @bleak yoke.

[unkempt dirge]

Does anybody know where I can upload images?

[candid tusk]

If the images are your own originally created Halo content, you'd make a thread here: #1076327824924872755 if it's a meme for fun, you don't.

[pale sinew]

👀

[meager linden]

Almost there
Only a few missions left

[patent goblet]

What if I wanted to post a photo of my cat

[steady jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/haha-good-one-the-office-smh-no-gif-5330916643654593121

[worldly sedge]

I just listened to the entire A7X LIBD album last night, and it certainly is experimental

I think there are two songs on there that I liked first impression: We Love You and (O)rdinary

[delicate briar]

Hey why did i cant send scrrenshots here?

[calm fiber]

The ability to embed and upload images is disabled by default. This privilege is granted to users who have the Inheritor role, which is automatically assigned by our bot based on various factors.

[delicate briar]

Das kannst du dir sonst wo hinstecken. Also mittlerweile ist dieser Discord Server nur noch ein Armutszeugnis.

[steady jolt]

Need to ask you to keep your messages in English here, thanks

[delicate briar]

Im in Rage, my Friend so deal with it!

[steady jolt]

I'm sure you can find other places to get mad at not being able to post a screenshot

[meager linden]

Only Silent Auditorium left and only needler challenge will be done

[candid tusk]

You're a monster at these.

[delicate briar]

Get lost!

[steady jolt]

Chill

There's no need to be so hostile

[hidden pine]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-episode1-the-phantom-menace-qui-gon-jar-jar-binks-gif-22129926

[trim saddle]

"It's only game, why you heff to be mad?"

[chilly summit]

buns day at work but atleast i have my empty master chief fanta bottle

[waxen rose]

Top ten halo tips
Number 10: don’t eat the needler crystals 😭

[waxen rose]

Today is my moms birthday and her favorite character ever is jar jar binks so I got her a jar jar binks plush from like 1999 and this is the first thing I see: it was kinda destiny

[chilly summit]

happy birthday to master freak mom

[waxen rose]

I'll tell misses mom you said happy day

[chilly summit]

W mom in the chat

[waxen rose]

“Mom the entire country of england says happy bday” is what ill tell her

[chilly summit]

yeah it's like a national holiday here

[waxen rose]

Its the queens birthday no, it's master freaks moms birthday

[chilly summit]

the queen died so we needed someone else to celebrate

[waxen rose]

She has discord so theoretically she could join this server

[chilly summit]

Lol

[waxen rose]

My mom is a perfect candidate

She can sing “baby I want it that way” perfectally so I think she has the qualifications

[chilly summit]

perfect

we will celebrate in honour

[waxen rose]

Put on a little reba and you’ve got her attention

[chilly summit]

It's like the bat symbol

[faint mantle]

Merry birthday to Mrs. Freak

[waxen rose]

My mom will respond to Reba, some cowgirl romance show I forgot the name, and grey’s anatomy

[chilly summit]

moms LOVE grey's anatomy

[waxen rose]

why cant my mom watch peak? (click 2006)

[waxen rose]

As soon as someone becomes a mom they get the sudden urge to watch grey’s anatomy

Its like how dad jokes start appearing when someone becomes a dad but for moms

[chilly summit]

adam sandler mentioned

[meager linden]

Almost there
May the Force be with me

[waxen rose]

I get all (half)my humor from her so blame her /lh

[waxen rose]

Adam sandler will see people fighting in a walmart and say “I can make a movie off this”

[chilly summit]

grown ups was just him on an unscripted vacation with his friends

[waxen rose]

Its just him when the studio forgets to put him back on his leash

Some guy just recorded it for whatever reason

[chilly summit]

It was too long to be an instagram story post so they burned it to a dvd

[waxen rose]

Millions bought it so it worked out

[chilly summit]

true

[waxen rose]

Too long for tiktok because they cant watch a video for longer than 15 seconds

Just right for a youtube ice burg

[chilly summit]

true it wouldn't have hit the algorithm

[chilly summit]

The grown ups iceberg

4 hours long

[waxen rose]

Top of the iceburg:
Fact number 1, they aren't actually grown up

Bottom of the ice burg is just some adam sandler conspiracy theory about mars

[chilly summit]

"Adam sandler is an extra terrestrial being"

[waxen rose]

Universal doesn't want you to know but thats aslo why they're called universal

[chilly summit]

I love how he always has his wife be a supermodel while he's walking around in a crusty superman shirt and some basketball shorts

[waxen rose]

Every transman has two goals:
Look like Leo Macallan
Dress like Adam Sandler

Or maybe thats just me

[chilly summit]

lol

[waxen rose]

I will be wearing basketball shorts go my high end job interview

[chilly summit]

dude dressed like me going to the store to get bread & milk

[meager linden]

Finished

[chilly summit]

at my job i get overalls so i can just do this lol

[waxen rose]

Dude, I wanna wear overalls but id make them into a fashion statement that goes horribly wrong instead of an underpaid electrician just trying to do his job

[chilly summit]

LOL

[wild badger]

lmfao

[meager linden]

+1
14. Only needler challenge

[waxen rose]

Wade are you getting achievements for this or just punishing yourself for whatever reason

[meager linden]

just playing favourite game ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[chilly summit]

usually halo and suffering does go hand in hand

[waxen rose]

Usually I only put myself through that much suffering if it's for some achievement

[wild badger]

No if your playing Halo 5 and suffering thats when it goes hand in hand. Your making sure you still suffer even more XD

[waxen rose]

“Use only your starting gun” thx dead space but also the starting gun is the best gun so it wasn't difficult

[waxen rose]

Halo 5 I love dashing and sliding and then I go too fast and end up flying off the map

[chilly summit]

Youtubers be like "can i beat the game with the WORST weapon?" then implement a rule that just lets them use the best one

[meager linden]

Btw
Needler good against The Harbinger
The weapon quickly deploy her shields, but turn off the boom skull, or she will fly over the whole room

[waxen rose]

“Lets beat pokemon with ONE lvl 5 pidgy.”
80 minutes later they have a legendary kyogre or sum because of a loop hole (they named it pidgy)

[wild badger]

I haven't played Halo infinite in a while might have to go back to it. Still need to get some achievements for it

[keen comet]

I like the halo 5 multiplayer, it’s alright. As soon as I play campaign and fight the warden eternal, I want to chuck my controller out my window

[chilly summit]

every time

[waxen rose]

Can I beat halo 2 with ONLY a rocket launcher?!?!?!?

[chilly summit]

zombies youtubers will be like "starting pistol only challenge" then 5 minutes into the video the guy's pack a punched it 3 times

[meager linden]

I guess you can't because main weapon always changing over new mission

[wild badger]

I would say Halo 2, SMGs, no duel wielding

[chilly summit]

halo 2 assault rifle only challenge

[wild badger]

all done on legendary though

will give people a break and no skulls on at least XD

[pliant hatch]

It's possible if you didn't use any other weapon on the missions that didn't have rockets, but likely very hard.

[chilly summit]

"laso challenge" and they make a loophole that lets them remove all the skulls that make it hard

[wild badger]

basically Halo Infinites Scorpion cannon XD

[waxen rose]

“I removed all the skulls because I wanted to eat dinner” and the comments are understanding and thoughtful instead of full of malice

[meager linden]

Anyway
New challenges(one from Dareal about grapple hook kill)
Only kill via using the grapple hook and clear all possible map activities

[waxen rose]

If I want to make my life miserable for a yt challenge id just do this and get 3 views because im not popular enough

[chilly summit]

we don't hate challenge youtubers enough

[waxen rose]

They just be making up stuff for reasons unbeknownst to us and I still watch them like a king watches his jester during my dinner of 3 boiled hotdogs

[wild badger]

Do you stream or just upload challenges on youtube?

[waxen rose]

Im sure challenge youtubers do both

[wild badger]

oh i was reading it that you did XD

[chilly summit]

true tbh

[wild badger]

whoops my bad

[waxen rose]

Im way too employed to do challenges unless it's for an achievement LOL

[meager linden]

Who? Me?
Nah, just playing for myself, for fun

[wild badger]

story of all our lives

[waxen rose]

Unless youre wade but it's okay because wade gets a pass

[chilly summit]

goat wade

[wild badger]

unless he does those loopholes.... then we'll be having a different discussion

[waxen rose]

@ wade are you using evil loopholes?

[chilly summit]

The loophole of lies and deception

[wild badger]

https://tenor.com/view/soup-seinfeld-george-costanza-gif-5407177

"You want to eat dinner?"

[waxen rose]

You cant eat dinner bro lock in, we are on mission cortana

[waxen rose]

The deceit breaks my small fragile heart

[wild badger]

Did you even have a small fragile herat after using rockets to complete all your challenges?

[chilly summit]

the game says they're the bad guys so it's ok

[meager linden]

Good night people of Halo

[waxen rose]

Yeah the game told me “its okay to blow up the covenant who have families waiting back home” because they're evil toward my character who is human so that makes it all okay

[wild badger]

But did they sign up for it? thats the true question

[chilly summit]

that jackal sniper you just executed then teabagged was 3 days away from retirement

[wild badger]

have a good night!

[waxen rose]

His jackal wife now cries each morning look at what you've done

[chilly summit]

poor lady

[waxen rose]

Aren't the grunts like forced to fight
Like they get 0 choice in the matter or sum

[wild badger]

i think so because they rebelled

[chilly summit]

he left behind a son who's gonna spend the rest of his life plotting revenge on me

stuttered while typing 🕊️

[waxen rose]

The jackal sniper who domes master chief in halo 9 is the jackal son

[chilly summit]

it's the one that's gonna kill me over and over when i get to my halo 2 legendary playthrough

[waxen rose]

A cloud in the shape of his dad takes shape and gives his son a thumbs up

[wild badger]

Edge of Tomorrow is just the jackals life now

[chilly summit]

exactly

[wild badger]

and all the chief's got is an SMG

[waxen rose]

Mfw I get picked up by the brute Cheifton and launched at mach 5 at a human named John

[chilly summit]

I'll end my playthrough there because my headcanon will be that chief dies on that part

[wild badger]

over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, again

[chilly summit]

this is chief's hell for what he did to that jackal

Ultimate halo custom night

[waxen rose]

My headcanon is that when chief dies (because im bad at the game) he then comes back and everyone is horrified because ‘didnt we just kill this guy?’

[wild badger]

Objective: Kill the Jackal that you killed back in Halo 1

Main Objective: Survive

[chilly summit]

Like cortana said,he has luck and will just come back to life

[waxen rose]

Cortana dont leave me here! Cortanaaaa

[chilly summit]

spartan springlock armour

[wild badger]

they did her dirty killing her off

[waxen rose]

The Armorlock failed incident of 2552

[candid tusk]

Her time had come.

[meager linden]

This is so peak omg

[chilly summit]

the jackal that supposedly shot kat actually missed she just flinched and accidentally activated her springlock

[waxen rose]

“Cortana please im so scared come pick me up”

[chilly summit]

calling her like she's his mom

[wild badger]

I still don't understand how she died. Don't they have idk... shields based off of Jackal technology?

[chilly summit]

I mean she sort've is ig lol

[waxen rose]

I mean she looks like his mom so it makes sense

[chilly summit]

true

[wild badger]

Johns got a mom fetish lovely

[chilly summit]

what

[fading folio]

yooo

[waxen rose]

Noble six who’s seen this cutscene 10000 times is like ‘wait why isnt she dead’

Wait, fanfic writers hop on this NOW!
(I say as a writer)

[chilly summit]

he's like that one guy at the cinema that's already seen the film whispering what happens to everyone around him

"psst you'll LOVE this part Emile!"

[wild badger]

I like to always think that when the blast from the Covenant ship blasted her so hard it screwed up the suit and thats why she died.

[waxen rose]

“Guys watch, carter gonna crash. Take a selfie”

[meager linden]

"I watched this film before"
Thanks to Gi-hun who gave us such peak meme phrase that can be rebuilded in different ways

[fading folio]

ive played these games before

[waxen rose]

He says ominous stuff like “I know what youre gonna say” and the entire team thinks he is a freak

[chilly summit]

A master freak per say?

[waxen rose]

Master freak reference?

[chilly summit]

https://tenor.com/view/marvel-fan4stic-fantastic-four-the-thing-say-that-again-gif-9345984830195785978

[waxen rose]

Mfw the technition cant fix her own suit 💔

[chilly summit]

this is why his file says he stares at people for awkwardly long amounts of time

[candid tusk]

Not on that time crunch.

[waxen rose]

Its giving Kris deltarune and I lowk love it

[chilly summit]

😭

[waxen rose]

NO one wants to be on six’s team because he can predict the future but gets weird amnesia when it comes to his death

[meager linden]

Undertale better than Deltarune

[waxen rose]

True but wade, deltarune isnt finished yet

There's like 4 more chapters left they need to make

[candid tusk]

"Weird, I remember dying at the age of 93 in bed, surrounded by my loved ones. That cave story is a long one."

[chilly summit]

Him trying to not laugh when jorge is about to throw him off the covenant ship knowing what happens after

[waxen rose]

Six has been making explosion jokes around jorge the entire time and he finally understands the punchline is himself

[waxen rose]

His loved ones and it's jun who has accidentally domed him like 5 times

Hate you jun, ruined my par time score

[chilly summit]

reach but every death scene is a subtle foreshadowing meme

[waxen rose]

Six is like “do you need ibuprofen? Looks like you got a headache” before kat gets sniped

Noble six headcannon so evil we finally gave his character a personality

[chilly summit]

I would love for this to be a playable mod

six's voice actor must've had the easiest job in the world dude said like 2 sentences throughout the entire game

[waxen rose]

He spent 4 days in the booth just making grunting noises for when he dies and then clocked out

[candid tusk]

Beats a melodramatic voice over on each mission loading screen. ...Or does it?

[waxen rose]

Maybe one day when I learn how to mod and code and voice act

I'll title it “six but he is boat”

[waxen rose]

I'll take it over whatever Rookie’s va did

[chilly summit]

and he just spends the entire game being annoying to noble team

"shut up six" like it's meg griffin

[waxen rose]

Carter slowly turns to his team during that cutscene where kat draws in the dirt and says “we need to come up with ways to get rid of this guy” and they all turn their heads toward you

[chilly summit]

they overheard me mumbling my halo takes to myself and thought they were horrible so they collectively decided that i've gotta go

The ending of the game is when they finally find an opportunity to ditch me(they all faked their deaths)

[waxen rose]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-patrick-patrick-star-patrick-star-where-did-everybody-go-where-did-everybody-go-gif-26605152

This but noble six

[chilly summit]

six moments before getting glassed

[jovial goblet]

yooo

[chilly summit]

i lowkey felt bad for him in this scene

[jovial goblet]

havent touch ts server inna fat min

halo still poppin?

[waxen rose]

Imagine your team hates you so much that they give their mortal enemies the quardanites to your location

[jovial goblet]

what a username freak

[candid tusk]

"Quardanites" you ok bud?

[chilly summit]

there's no way that's a prohibited word brah

ts server so unserious

[waxen rose]

Sorry im dyslexic if it's spelled wrong thats my bad

[meager linden]

Definitely good
He always good, sometimes too good

[candid tusk]

Coordinates. lol You'll get it next time.

[chilly summit]

close enough

that's how it sounds anyway lol

[candid tusk]

I... I don't know about that one. It reads to me as kward-a-nites.

[waxen rose]

I just sounded it out
English isn't my first language so my bad

[chilly summit]

just had the most underwhelming steak oat

it was so small bruh

[waxen rose]

“Yesh give me the uhh… 2 oz steak”

[meager linden]

Three. Or leave it

[chilly summit]

must have got the kids meal version on accident

[waxen rose]

That's one bite
Waiter, waiter! Bring our at least 25 more!

[candid tusk]

This is major lore.

[chilly summit]

tell em to bring out the whole farm

[waxen rose]

Where is my lobster

[waxen rose]

I think I've said this a few times before maybe?

[candid tusk]

You probably absolutely have, I'm not as omni-present as I may seem. lol

[jade gust]

You have mentioned it on occasion

[waxen rose]

Russian grandparents refused to teach me english till my family moved away from them

[chilly summit]

shrimp what? have you ever played rugby 🗣️⁉️🏈

[waxen rose]

Rugby fried this rice?

[chilly summit]

Tony used to eat cheeseburgers

[waxen rose]

Two trick tony💔

[jade gust]

Americans don't know what rugby is. They'll just think it's unarmoured football because they don't know what actual football is

[chilly summit]

australian rugby is peak

[waxen rose]

I love watching the nz rugby team because they are out for blood and nothing less

[chilly summit]

i love when they just start whailing on eachother

[candid tusk]

With what I have seen of rugby, which is little, I really don't know how it hasn't caught on in the US to overthrow American Football. It feels so much more agressive in a way that should take off.

[pliant hatch]

people into sports would know what it is. I think there's even some rugby leagues here although don't know how popular they are.

[waxen rose]

I played football for my high school and I tell you
If we were allowed no protection like rugby has (no helmets etc) we would have alot more brain-dead kids bc sports here we force teens to play

Brain dead as in brain injury

My friend got a bad concussion during one of our meets but it's normalized to get hurt playing football

[chilly summit]

ipad did that anyways

[candid tusk]

Not like that though.

[pliant hatch]

the pads and helmet allow you to make bigger, more riskier hits.

[waxen rose]

I broke my arm I think thx to football
It was either that or wrestling

[chilly summit]

we did rugby as part of like phys ed but that was about it

barely at that too

[waxen rose]

My school never played rugby during gym class
I think the one time they tried it some kid broke a finger

[pliant hatch]

the cte league

[waxen rose]

Yeah, it's terrible and not enough people know about that

[chilly summit]

like a true american athlete

[pliant hatch]

I don't even remember what we did in gym class. that's how lame it was.

[waxen rose]

I dont even think I was told abt cte until my college health class

They didn't bother teaching it to us in hs health class

[waxen rose]

My class would always play volleyball and I would dominate bc I've played volleyball for 8 years

[pliant hatch]

I remember they gave us a school gym shirt and I think we just ran laps or something lol.

[chilly summit]

our class would either be football(⚽),dodgeball,basketball or something like table tennis or the gym that got used once a year

[waxen rose]

“Run a mile and whatever time you get is your grade” and you'll catch me walking

[waxen rose]

Stupid pickle ball bro💔

[chilly summit]

pickle ball goated

[waxen rose]

I yearn to play birdie even though im bad at it

[chilly summit]

I was pretty good at basketball until one day some guy absolutely demolished my ankles and then my rep was forever cooked after that day

[chilly summit]

who comes up with these names

[waxen rose]

John America is who comes up with the name

[chilly summit]

Like bro who says "I'm gonna name this sport pickle ball"

[waxen rose]

I played basketball and got a trophy for 2nd best free thrower and then quit but I sas like 9 so it didnt matter
My family was the type to say “youre gonna play every sport at least once.” do if you think of a sport I've prolly been on a team to play it

[waxen rose]

Frisbee golf my behated

[chilly summit]

they be making anything a sport

[chilly summit]

W and fair enough

have you ever watched competitive tag

peak sport for viewing tbh

[waxen rose]

My favorite sport… underwater hockey

[waxen rose]

A group of elementary kids came together to make this and I kinda enjoy it

[chilly summit]

a true grassroots sport

[chilly summit]

power slap or whatever it's called

[waxen rose]

I love watching slap mountain
Watch them rearticulate each other's faces

[chilly summit]

fr

[waxen rose]

In 30 years or so they'll wonder why their memory is so terrible

[pliant hatch]

I've seen like a minute of it and was getting anxiety that they were going to bang their heads on something.

[zinc bear]

Do it from start and keep upgrading

[waxen rose]

break they ankles

[chilly summit]

legit there's so many hazards on that sport lmao

I'm suprised it hasn't happened already

[waxen rose]

wade aren't you supposed to be asleep

[meager linden]

Idk if I can
Grapple hook deals very little damage

[meager linden]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[chilly summit]

The wade that never sleeps

[waxen rose]

we should name a person after that

[chilly summit]

good idea

[marsh blade]

hi guys o/

been a bit since i last talked here

[zinc bear]

Okay then play normally until you get the grapple shot punching thing

[meager linden]

Which skulls?
I'm mostly picking the IWHBYD and Bandana
Thinking about Fog and blind skull

[pulsar heron]

hi discord user dot chikle

[zinc bear]

Those ones are good
I would say go with fog and blind skull

[winter bison]

I love Halo

[marsh blade]

hi tora, blonded

[pulsar heron]

i do be blonde now

[marsh blade]

how are you

[kindred raft]

hello

[pulsar heron]

tired, as per

[marsh blade]

hi

[jade gust]

Like, legally?

[meager linden]

@zinc bear Now, I'm wondering
I want to complete two challenges in one
Does it will counts as different or only one?
How you think?

[zinc bear]

Like, mixing another challenge with the grapple shot challenge?

[meager linden]

Yes

Thinking about all map activities and grapple hook challenge together

[zinc bear]

That would be great. And yeah I would say it counts as 2 different challenges

[pulsar heron]

i suppose i was briefly illegally brunette since all of my ids have photos of me with blonde hair, so i believe that does make me legally blonde, yes

[meager linden]

Okay then✅

[viral dune]

Do the hot orange juice challenge

[zinc bear]

Only on halo 2 tho

[viral dune]

https://tenor.com/view/u-wot-m8-gif-20998179

[covert storm]

getting server region invalid on mcc?

[jade gust]

Fair! (Also, did you see my Washington helmet the other day?)

[haughty wraith]

just reset them

fixes it easily

[meager linden]

Starting tomorrow
Maybe it will be the last challenges for infinite, because I did a lot and running out of ideas

[zinc bear]

Then start doing challenges for the other halos

[zinc bear]

H*lo 2 mentioned

[meager linden]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[tranquil parcel]

wort wort wort

[chilly summit]

yo dudes the empire is pretty chill maybe you could like join it or something

[jade saddle]

Is halo precursor lore still canon?

[jade gust]

https://tenor.com/view/andor-star-wars-shut-up-die-gif-11121185965883448694

[jade gust]

May be better to ask that in #lore-and-universe but I'm pretty sure they've not retconned the Precursors

[jade saddle]

Alr

[chilly summit]

that gif funny asf 😭

[coral yoke]

whatever, go my bd-1

[waxen rose]

I wont fall for your propaganda, lego Darth Vader

[muted rose]

*K2so

[coral yoke]

nope. i meant what i said.

[muted rose]

Which is what the asterisk is for

[chilly summit]

we have hot pockets

[waxen rose]

Any pot pies?

[chilly summit]

we can make arrangements for those to be added to the empire employee benefits scheme

[waxen rose]

Pot pie 🤤

[chilly summit]

(i've never heard of those what are they)

[waxen rose]

Chicken, veggies, and cream of mushroom soup baked in pie crust and it's the best thing to ever exist

Its a great depression dish

[chilly summit]

sounds good

[jade gust]

See, BD-1 is great, but he can't do what K2 does

[chilly summit]

Sounds like it would fit right in with our ww2-era cuisine

[waxen rose]

It definitely does, pot pies and my states personal favorite: tater tot hotdish

[coral yoke]

but he can make as many other security droids as his heart desires do what k2 does

[chilly summit]

"hey ellis,ya like taters?"

[jade gust]

I mean, we see K2 hack into another K2 unit in Rogue One. I imagine he could just as easily have reprogramed that K2 unit to help them

[waxen rose]

Potatoes are beautiful gifts
They can make hashbrowns

[chilly summit]

glory to the hashbrown forever

[waxen rose]

“Insert hashbrown” shirt when

[chilly summit]

if the world was somehow ever run out of hashbrowns i don't think i'd be able to live

[chilly summit]

next on the list

have you ever had cheesy hashbrowns?

[waxen rose]

If hash browns are gone I am dead

[chilly summit]

If hash browns have only 1 fan then it's me

[waxen rose]

I feel ethereal when I have cheesy hashbrowns, like everything might just be okay in the end

[pulsar heron]

make that two

[chilly summit]

this but unironically,they help me remember that it'll all work out in the end

we are the hash brown fan club

[waxen rose]

Who needs therapist when I have cheesy hashbrowns with a pinch of salt

[chilly summit]

way cheaper and more effective for sure

[naive turret]

https://tenor.com/view/project-hail-mary-phm-ryland-grace-rocky-gif-5714965131558323576

[waxen rose]

https://tenor.com/view/mcdonalds-hashbrown-halo-mcdonalds-halo-wraith-halo-reach-gif-25688947

[plain lagoon]

4 bacon egg and cheese bagels please

[waxen rose]

The covenant are raising hashbrowm prices to try and make the unsc militia sad and it's working

[chilly summit]

that has to be a war crime

[waxen rose]

We yes WE gotta put a stop to this

[chilly summit]

I'm there frontline fam

[waxen rose]

#Deploy the boat

[chilly summit]

it's time for me to step in,step aside master chief

[pulsar heron]

i missed it at the time but i just looked it up, it's awesome

[chilly summit]

the hashbrowns are a non-negotiable

[waxen rose]

What does master chief know about the joys of hashbrowns

We've never seen him order any

[coral yoke]

we didn't touch your hashbrown prices man, if anyone did it's jerry trillionaire over there

[chilly summit]

true can't believe they forgot to include that part in the show

[chilly summit]

you literally destroyed our hashbrown factory

[waxen rose]

Halo 2 hashbrownless run can you still beat it?

[chilly summit]

impossible

[waxen rose]

You and Jerry will still pay for this

[chilly summit]

the prophets betrayed the elites after the brutes bribed them with hash browns

[waxen rose]

New fangamer article just dropped: they won't add hashbrowns to halo cev

[chilly summit]

that's what they want you to believe,this is a direct agenda against hash browns

[pulsar heron]

i love when you guys commit to the dumbest bit possible

truly entertaining

[chilly summit]

https://giphy.com/gifs/looneytunes-cartoon-looney-tunes-2kS9kWWNokd2v0XWN2

larping is in our blood

[waxen rose]

Im a theature kid, I was made for this

[chilly summit]

professional larper

big respect

[waxen rose]

The daily larp agenda

• be a Halo 2 fan
• pretend ce isn't thaaat bad

[pulsar heron]

no roleplay

[chilly summit]

add liking halo 3 to this list

[waxen rose]

Larp agenda updated
Say LASO is a fun experience to play
Enjoy halo 3

[chilly summit]

thank you

[waxen rose]

No roleplay….
Laso stinks!!1! Playing it makes me miserable

[coral yoke]

i read this in the voice of one of the spongebob fish when they're about to riot

[chilly summit]

I looooove odst but halo discord says it's bad but it's sooooo good

[waxen rose]

My faaaaavorite character is jun

[chilly summit]

https://giphy.com/gifs/mcdonaldsczsk-reaction-clown-3ohs7QBAt20X2TbWXS

[waxen rose]

I was lying… I was lying…

[coral yoke]

halo 2 is my most detested game i can't stand looking at it

[waxen rose]

Halo 2 Arbiter shirt? In the trash

[chilly summit]

true...

[naive turret]

Is it larping if it's genuine

[chilly summit]

do you think anyone has ever bought a jun shirt

[waxen rose]

True… I do like h2… and ce isnt as bad as people say

[waxen rose]

If they have said person better not cross my path

[coral yoke]

there has to be at least one

[naive turret]

Someone owns the life sized Jun so shirts wouldn't surprise me

His armour is cool tbf, it's the character that annoys me

[waxen rose]

The guy who owns jun statue also better not cross my path

[chilly summit]

what does he even do

[naive turret]

He's the sniper wym

[naive turret]

He very loudly snipes people when you're trying to be quiet

Then yells at you for drawing attention

[waxen rose]

Replace emile with jun and you'll understand the reference h8

[coral yoke]

not be jun, for one

[chilly summit]

we need one for jun

[waxen rose]

Give me a minute and ill make one for jun

[chilly summit]

W

[naive turret]

ngl if Jun died too, I'd like Emile less.

But he gets away with it because he had the decency to halt his existence.

[chilly summit]

Emile when he actually has to do something instead of sitting in the corner sharpening his knife or whatever

[naive turret]

This is how he looks when you take the truck in the last level and he doesn't get to shotgun snipe

[chilly summit]

true

[zinc bear]

you sayin im a larpy larp larp larp sahur gently down the stream?

[naive turret]

[waxen rose]

I'll push your canoe

[chilly summit]

"it do go down"

[chilly summit]

what they should do to jun

[coral yoke]

death blighted...

[waxen rose]

He must pay.

[jade gust]

Thanks!

[zinc bear]

PEAK BRO

[chilly summit]

thank you freak

[coral yoke]

not be emile, for one

[waxen rose]

The easiest bar to clear: not be emile

[waxen rose]

Now we each have one for our least favorite noble member

[chilly summit]

the gang's all here and we are still yet to know what they even do

[waxen rose]

They just sit there and DONT look pretty

[chilly summit]

"he's just standing there....MENACINGLY!"

[jade gust]

Emile should've never scratched up his visor. He can barely see out of it

[waxen rose]

A death that could've been prevented if he didnt damage oni property

[coral yoke]

damn, six and jorge were actually the last i'd expected to get one

[waxen rose]

Jorge does something:

is Hungarian

[chilly summit]

I like jorge he has big gun

[waxen rose]

Six does tasteless jokes about his team member's demise

[chilly summit]

oh yeah forgot that's our new headcanon

[coral yoke]

i certainly missed something then lmao

[waxen rose]

I like our headcanon so I think im keeping it

[haughty cedar]

am reading…

i don’t do that a lot

[chilly summit]

same,I hope they remake reach with this headcanon in mind

[waxen rose]

Something something Six is a evil and knowing creature who knows the future because he is the player (aka guy who's seen a movie 89 times and knows how it goes line by line)

[waxen rose]

If the halo reach 2036 remake doesn't have this im not buying

[chilly summit]

I used to be able to recite like the entire simpsons movie for some reason

[waxen rose]

How many times have you watched The Simpsons movie💔

[chilly summit]

too much

I think it rubbed off too,in secondary school people used to say i looked like bart

[waxen rose]

Sad Bart edit and it's just you

[chilly summit]

yeah those were about me

[waxen rose]

.5 seconds no halo 2

[chilly summit]

i did NOT look like bart 💔

[chilly summit]

when they ran out of hash browns in the school cafe

[waxen rose]

The children are starving without hashbrowns

[chilly summit]

it's a national emergency

[forest turtle]

I found out that it is an age restriction problem.
As long as he is under 18, he can not access Halowaypoint and therefore not write a bug report or collect twitch drops. 🙄

[waxen rose]

How would you feel if I name my previously unnamed Sangheili oc Hashbrown
Yay or nay

[chilly summit]

big yay

give him armour made out of hash browns

[waxen rose]

Hashbrown

has killed 6 Spartans
ruler of worlds
random human named him hasbrown because he couldn't pronounce his given name

[chilly summit]

incredible back story

arbiter spin off game featuring hash brown

[waxen rose]

He thinks hashbrown means king

[chilly summit]

it may aswell mean that tbh

[waxen rose]

You play as arbiter and must defeat your greatest enemy: Hashbrown

[chilly summit]

he can be the player 2 co op character

[waxen rose]

Befriend him in the first arbiter game to have him be your friend in the second

[chilly summit]

after big demand from the halo community hash brown was put in the game as a last minute addition

there was big push back from microsoft but the devs fought tooth and nail to make sure he made it in the game

[waxen rose]

Crisis averted, forget hashbrown and sales will plummet

[chilly summit]

playable elites coming back just so they can release a hashbrown shop bundle in halo 7

[waxen rose]

39.99 for the bundle btw

[hasty zinc]

if that's the result of having hashbrowns, then I'd rather just not have the hashbrowns

[waxen rose]

Hashbrown, the character Aegis

[hasty zinc]

oh of course, how silly of me

[chilly summit]

you don't remember hashbrown from halo 2 aegis?

[waxen rose]

He doesn't know about the second main character of the arbiter game

[hasty zinc]

no

[chilly summit]

you never did the H is real 2552 easter egg?

[waxen rose]

General Elite Hashbrown

[zinc bear]

what did i miss why are we talm bout has browns

[chilly summit]

it's freak's new sanghelli oc

[zinc bear]

ah

[waxen rose]

My elite oc named Hashbrown who is also famous

[chilly summit]

he quickly became a fan favourite,even rivalling chief in fan popularity

[waxen rose]

My other elite oc’s name is White Claw so it follows a trend

[zinc bear]

oh really

mine is named burger

[waxen rose]

His merch sold out faster than chief’s

[waxen rose]

Does Burger listen to burger music?

[zinc bear]

his last name is burhgerg 😂

[chilly summit]

big decisions for the franchise to make going forward

[waxen rose]

Consider hashbrown in halo 7 for big profit

[zinc bear]

yes

[chilly summit]

so when does hashbrown get added to fortnite

[waxen rose]

3 days

[chilly summit]

🤯

finally,hashbrown wearinng jordans

[waxen rose]

Hashbrown: hit the nae nae

[chilly summit]

we need a theme song for him so we can put it in fortnite festival

[zinc bear]

my name is hashbrown oh yeahhh

[waxen rose]

He's lying

[chilly summit]

hashbrown hashbrown we love you hashbrown
hashbrown hashbrown you have to buy hashbrown

and it's just that on loop for like 2 minutes idk

[waxen rose]

This is a global sensation

[chilly summit]

#1 on the billboard hot 100 charts

outselling artists like taylor swift and sabrina carpenter by quadruple their amount

[waxen rose]

“I wish I was Hashbrown from halo 2” — Taylor Swift 2026

[chilly summit]

hashbrown sweeping the grammys

do you guys remember when we talked about normal things in this chat

[waxen rose]

Not really

[zinc bear]

my first interaction here was me and freak talking about living in candyland

[waxen rose]

I hate that pudding guy

[chilly summit]

john pudding

[zinc bear]

actually, my first interactions here were me having insanely terrible takes

[candid tusk]

Be yourself. Whatever take that brings, it's yours.

[chilly summit]

some of them still suck

[waxen rose]

I vant remember my first interaction here
Prolly rev telling me to quiet down

[zinc bear]

nah i used to love halo 3

[cinder lake]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1087195066449268809/1486102219731370145/656721118_1249044317363609_1581512303238793512_n.png?ex=69c4480b&is=69c2f68b&hm=33e8db72dfa471d889c29f48dc70afb247c50e5c2f1eb8545d497baf844c985c&

[zinc bear]

cause i hadnt replayed the gamnes in a while and i couldnt remember what i liked

[jade gust]

My first interaction here is talking about why Nathan Fillion wasn't in Destiny 2 Forsaken

[zinc bear]

lol my first account was removed from here