#general-chat
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the worst one
pc but play on controller
im not taking my chances
Those who betray twice
nice
Im getting reminded of that one dating sim where it's like a horse with a realistic guys head on the end of the neck and thats what im thinking of
How true is it that you are h3’s #1 fan
hear me out

🤨
The horse is mu favorite animal…
Uhhh....Is t bagging a grunt for 1.4 straight hours good?
I'm putting up generational numbers if i ever get inheritor
Bro got nothing better to do
Carry on my inheritor legacy..
have you tried a brute
100%
I wonder if I’m eligible to get inheritor again now. I’ve been a good noodle pretty much.
I think..
I'm probably nowhere near the criteria i been here barely a month
Grunts are always the best
I got it in 2 months
this is my third message actually
yeah but im employed
True
If youre employed it'll take a year
What even is the criteria
Be a good noodle and be active
just like the hero grind
Good noodle is killing me
That’s all I can think of lmao
I'm only active on Sundays because of stupid religious obligations
24
Days in a year
24 hours in one day
At least my religion doesn't tell me to kill all lifeforms in the galaxy so it's not that stupid
no one got it 
Mine does
My religion does
Oh mt
Twin..
I just follow whatever dareal tells me to do
I am the religion
You WILL draw my OC’s face claims..
🤨
Please I am starving and need sustenance…
Don’t let that worry you bro
I tried to start a religion once
Halo 3 religion
my religion is the goku one
Please refrain from discussing religious topics here, thank you
As per your yearly required pilgrimage you must beat cortana on legendary
Someone end it 💔
Don't let that worry you is what I say to my digital people when I’m playing the Oregon trail and they're all sick
Okay 👍
Omg Oregon trail fan..
holy unc
I want the games. Never played them but I loved the book when I was younger
What do these kids know about cool math games
bloxxorz 🕊️
Dareal can be fireboy I can be watergirl
run 2 🐐
Run 2 I got so far and then I didnt make an account so my progress got deleted
I know that one
lol
Yeah
I would get mad and purposefully drive my car full speed in the lot because I got tired of failing the first 60 times
it's a 2 player platformer browser game
understandable
Bro doesn't know fireboy and watergirl💔
we gettin old gang
Wait is it that one game with the boy made out of fire and the girl made out of water?
We yes WE
dareal doesn't understand what it's like for your knees to click everytime you stand up
Yeah I realized it after I’m joking
My knees already click bro
bro is malnourished 💔
My knees they're turning to ash
this but unironically
Its almost like humans weren't ment to stand on two legs
turns out not eating ya veggies might have NOT been the play maybe my mum was cooking there
Eat ya veggies❌
Eat ya veggies with melted cheese on them✅
i used to dip mine in ketchup 
How do you play Infinite? With a console and a disk
You press the play button on it
Preferably you have a controller in hand
And your tv/monitor should be on when you do this
sometimes works
Hi
If it doesn't work hit your wifi router 7 times
always good to have speakers or headphones too(optional)
You can listen in silence if you are a specimen
a true cobra kai or something doesn't need to hear his enemies
anyone wanna play cod zombies
You wanna play cod in the halo server
yea
Sonion
I'm sure there's someone in a CoD server that would like to
Check Haddock as well just in case
nah
I did this once when my ping was buns and the wifi stopped working for the entire house for like an hour everyone was mad at me
i play on boiii client and thats banned in the cod server because its free
Dont get mad at success
hello people hows your night going
I'm an innovator at heart,not every experiment goes well however
Hello
hello
One day they’ll understand 🥀
all i'm saying is if it worked out they would've called me a genius like when i switched the tv from hdmi 1 to hdmi 2
He… he changed the channel… dude
Only experiences tv knowers know this…
the special one
Next you'll tell me you plug in the hdmi cable into the hdmi cable into the hdmi port
maybe,still working on the schematics for that one
what do they know about the AV cable tho
I use that cable to warm my soup
how does that work
A great magician cant reveal his tricks
🖋️ 🔥
Who is that
Fishbowl Man
Object head enjoyers when orb man appears
ah yes globe head my favourite superhero
You're right, he was a hero.
The most sinister of the six
The random bowl man no one invited
Yoo I did that once
i love mysterio
is he like one of those magic 8 balls that you can ask questions
Yes
do i have to violently shake him too
He hates it when I use his bald head to foresee prophecies
I'd recommend trying to anyway
I've got the Hot Toy of him, the movies did such a great job with his design
lowkey am getting more spider man and spider girl comics yummy
bet that's a headache
Alright thanks
No problem
will he get angry if i shake him too much
Yes that's reason to shake him more.
I wouldn't worry about it
favourite spider man villain?
Does the fish he has for a brain get mad if I break the glass
Is venom basic to say
seems like a forgiving guy
I guess but that tracks for whatever reason
My sister despises him lol
If you shake him in a specific way he turns into a man resembling Jake Gyllenhaal
VENOOOMMM 🗣️ ‼️ ‼️
nahh mines got to be the green goblin
I think in general I just really like all of the symbiotes
Hes so valid
I have a venom symbiote on me rn and it tells me im broke 💔
my favourite actor lowkey
Hes so goated
Mine makes me temporarily jamaican
I have one of those
My symbiote stays home when I leave for school and plays halo reach
The unemployment venom
Mine forces to me chug coke zero constantly
bro's symbiote LOVES sugar free artificial sweeteners made by man
Hes got taste
he likes the aftertaste too
I was shocked to see Scream in Spider-Man 2, last time I saw her was on the ride at Universal (which is amazing, btw)
I'm gonna make him performative and get him on matcha too
If my sugar isnt made in a factory full I do not want it
he should also get a mullet and start reading books at the coffee shop
I loved her fight too, that section of the game I loved so much
Name him Revenant
I was genuinely devastated when I finished all the symbiote nests and realised you couldn't replay them
i feel guilty i haven’t played any of the spider man games
I've got him on all the best feminine literature trust me
My symbiote has aura actually
awesome
Any of yall familiar with a little band called "Linkin Park" they're kinda small
Literature in question is just cowboy romance books
No
I have yet to be peer pressured into watching Brokeback Mountain
I'm sure it's a good movie, tbf
I actually spent like uh 3 hours in waterstones today and dont recall seeing any cowboys I fear
Im surprised youre allowed to say the name of this movie
Its my favorite and I cried at the end
mine likes to read diary of a wimpy kid
Now get him onto the films so he can see peak rodrick
My dad isn't sick anymore so now I have to do stuff with him which means I can't play halo reach
rowley the real goat
Possibly
Nah fregley
didn't his actor get locked up for something a while back? 😭
I can't even remember who acted as him let me go do some quick research
ight bet
Can't see anything abt him ever getting arrested
hm,must've been thinking about someone else then
graggle heffley
oh he murdered someone okay 
that someone being very close to him
Oh 😭
I look up random people sometimes and they just be doing stuff like steal the moon
does that include them sitting on the toilet after
mine likes halo 3. hes the scary side of me
terrifying
Correct
Since moon made from cheese, no wondering now why everyone wants to steal it
I think you might be the symbiote affecting him actually
The swiss cheese market is going to PLUMMET
Is it cheese, is it an egg, is it an alien supercomputer, who knows
Hey i think i know that guy
maybe
mine also hates linda and is a j*n fan
It's so very clearly a cookie
i dont like him very much
That'd be a very dusty cookie
do you think jun's full name is junior
Who baked the cookie?
me
The president
the president AKA me
Jun full name is junthlowmew and I hate him
i see
Jun must pay.
How much does he owe you
10 wasted nights
The A in a266 is for alpha wolf
Can u split the moon in half with a big laser pls
is he one of those people who puts everything on his tab and never pays it
throwback to this peak jun joke
Awoooooooo
at freddy's
how much would you pay me
This is not because Jun is cool but rather Jun is a scientific concept with no bearing in actual canid familial structure
A singular ring
fredbear
is that his fursona
hmmmmmm
i dont take LOSER (sonic) currency, sorry.
Fried Fred
Yes
that's cool
How do yk I wasn't talking abt halo rings
wow i wasnt even here when this happened
theyre called halos
onion rings better 🗣️
Halo ring? Awww but I decline the offer
Halo ring, chai tea, naan bread it's all the same bro
ATM Machine innit
What song is it where it's smth about sonic rings and halo things that resonated with me so much no one will understand
drinking my matcha chai tea reading books about feminism with my labubu on my pants and my humble fake glasses
if we can activate halo's defense systems,we can wipe them out.
Nintendo by doja cat she's so real for that
The dreamman
this cave is NOT a natural formation 😂 ✌️
idk, I think it's funny that Secret Rings' has a song called Seven Rings in Hand
do you have the mullet yet
no i have curly hair i need to be performative
Worst sentences I’ve ever read
Make your hair look like a birds nest
Quick name a woman
cortana
My sweet and kind mother is woman I think!
im a woman
Of all the women he chose the ai
karen the computer from spunchbop
omg i shouldve said linda
Too late now poser
dare
The first lady that came to my head was that girl with the bad bob who did a live show and no one liked her
Grace Ashcroft
did they throw tomatoes at her
Her name is Ellen I just remembered
is there a performative woman varient too? or just performative men
Pick me girls might be the equivalent
Performative woman and it's just another word for seeking male validation
yeah probably
Women who play overwatch and valorant and judge other peoples taste in games
they always buns at the game too
ohhh ok

What's wrong with a girl who likes overwatch
I wouldn’t know hero shooters suck
is this even a question that can be asked
performative overwatch
That one clip of “for every kill..” yk the one
Could've been worse. Could've been league
nobody truely enjoys overwatch
dont you like league
Block me thanks
NO PLEASE
“Hello I would like game so reliant on teamwork it’s a crutch that fosters toxicity and has a inherently stagnant gameplay loop and awful meta”
Leauge players DNI!!!
Got you sir here’s overwatch
another 58 kiriko skins
Never mind the fact the one hero is just halo gameplay
And one of them is titanfall
Name him John…
John watch
John oberwatch
Does rivals get a pass 😣(pls)
no
Idk the reels of people ragebaiting on it are funny
Peak game
you're not allowed to enjoy ANYTHING that came out in the last 5 years
Diablo 2 is right there and you choose rivals?
it all SUCKS because I said so
counterpoint: bg3
I like rage baiting my teammates by stubbornly picking spiderman
I’m gonna play… spidahman
"spiderman doesn't kill guys that's why im going 0-13"
Spidmba…n…
EXACTLY
I'm just a pacifist 🥺
I don't think I know what Gambit does but I think I healed Icky so good job me
Marvel rivals pacifist run 100%
Sans appreciates that
Did icky deserve the heal
Go play Undertale then, if you're pacifist
I only like exercising pacifism where it's not welcome
WE are apex legends
yk what you're right I think I messed up 
Here on Halo the combat has evolved
I like pacifist dives in helldivers
what you're seeing here is evolved combat
Super credit farming? Tad boring
H8 also loves our pacifist dives in helldivers
Oh yeah, uhuh.
Farmed for about 2 hours to give my friend Democratic detonation yesterday
Make love not war
It's a family fun day out
Lol
Make explosions.
the peacedivers

Five or six orbital on ickys forehead pls thx
I want to maul Michael bay card board cutout
Make mantis, not war.
instead of bombs they drop bundles of flowers and plushies
The bugdivers would still die
icky, what's your stance on this?
Stuffed with serious putty, aka C4.
If the humans did this to the covenant then maybe we wouldn't of fired the rings on them
Awwww I'll take all the orbitals in this case, icky doesn't need those things
oh yeah I took dareal's advice and started modding HD2, worst mistake of my life but also peak
Hes happy with it
New illuminate mechs is Umbaran technology
Got the concept art walker and it looks so much better
Ignore the...the leveller don't worry about that
kill em with kindness as they say
joke's on you, the orbitals also drop these things
It all started with a ‘thank you’
orbital strike of happiness and glee
I'm lwk taller than that there mantis
okay Annie
Freak of nature is 10 ft tall
Confetti too please
Are you ok Annie?
oh yeah that too
I wanna go out like a grunts birthday party
I'm taller
they should've had the reach confetti effect play when it got glassed
I'm bertanemone
Give me the party popper sound effect with confetti everytime one of the overseers or harvesters chop me in half
as a celebration for no longer having to play that buns game
And also take a shot
I need to change the lock sound of my car to the grunt birthday party 🎉
Odst too pls
custom elite death sound car horn
i like that one tho 
That would be "blarg honk" from RvB
true
walking around the oppressive city in teaming rain with a hoodless coat listening to smooth synths
carrying my odst mask around everywhere just incase it starts to rain
New Mombasa or Night City?
Blade runner blues they call it
I love that track so much
Blue's clues did it better
Night City definitely
Deckard just got a letter
My aura is incompatible with odst
das tuff
that warbond was lowkey underwhelming almost everything in it sucks lol
I'm so tuff yeah thanks
Yeah i wasn't a fan of how the guns felt and I don't want the cosmetics that badly
the way kitso poses in this pic is so tuff and gangsta
I like the ar but i've heard it isn't very good in higher difficulties
I think I've used it once during a defense and switched back to my usual gun almost immediately
I used the shotgun once for an achievement
I'm not usually a shotgun person unless it's against the flood
It's kind of an issue with HD2 in general, lots of new weapons but barely any are ever worth using
Then again it might be because we're always gunning lvl 10
And in finals actually
fairs,i love a good shotty personally
Most variety we get out HD2's weapons is when we're messing around on lvl 1
The range is what puts me off of them
yeah that's fair,can't deny it's satisfying tho when you get up close and blast them
Too busy commiting war criminal crimes to properly test things
i wish most games in general made shotguns good again
I have three perfectly good targets to test on too, I should get on that next time

Yeah whenever I do get caught up in close combat, I regret not having one equipped
yeah that's their problem tbh,they only work in like one situation lol
Same reason I never pick up snipers in mp
I can only do well with snipers if I have a comfy corner to hide and snipe from and that's only in games like farcry (and the list lowkey ends there)
lol
sniping in titanfall was always fun,even tho i suck at sniping in general also
I'm okay at sniping on halo but that's about it lol
and cs but i don't play that no more
Only in campaign for me 😔
do u toggle zoom or use hold to zoom
i found my shot being a bit better when switching to hold to zoom for some reason
Toggle cause I've never been bothered to change it and my thumbstick is a bit broken anyway so holding it down wouldn't work out
oh right yeah i use the universal zoom & shoot controls so zooming is LT for me
Is that the name of your new spaceship? Universal Zoom?
Have yall seen the guy who said that saying halo 4 was a good game was worse than liking kids
universal zoomies because we fly at light speed
i just have it on for all the games tbh
I bet it's not heavy, since it's light weight.
I keep the legacy controls
that's fair,can't go wrong with that
i gotta sleep chat goodbye 
Goodnight fellow chud
the chud cryosleep chamber where nothing happens
Wake me up when you need me
No
Man, xbox 360 is such a fantastic console
Yeah. I'm him

(Halo 3 is absolute cinema + peak of course. So many hype and aura moments... They just don't make campaigns with ridiculous plot holes and storywriting contrivances like they used to... Games were so much better when I was ten years old and hadn't developed critical thinking skills or media literacy yet!)
Halo 4 cortana saves the game lowkey 💯
That cutscene where Johnson takes the elite weapons and the Arbiter takes the human weapons was pure peak and aura farming. Why did they need to take each others' weapons? I don't know but it looked cool.
"Ma'am, squad leaders are requesting a rally point. Where should they go?"
"To War"

🥀
Son
Not even top 3 lines in that game
My favorite line in h3 was when arbiter said “I like that halo guy. That John halo guy.”
I liked when Johnson said "the real flood were the friends we made along the way"
Its all true
👍
I loved when the Master Chief and the Arbiter said, "Together, we are Halo: Combat Evolved."
My favorite part had to be when the prophet of truth fell from the ceiling into his floaty chair and arbiter said "prophet jockey!"
In all seriousness, "so, you must be silenced" is the greatest line in any of the original trilogy
Love these lines lol
why is like no one active
didnt know halo had a discord 
Ahjaodjwniskxnwizkoxos
No? It was chief when he jumped onto Regrets chair during the h2 boss fight
Bro doesn’t know the prophet jockey scene 😂😂
Omg we both use recon controls!! We’re twins!!
Nice!! I’ve always preferred Boxer
reddit but worse
Good very early morning people of Halo
True
I agree
hi ^^ in which Halo game is map making most popular? I thought about Halo 3, but I see that map making has grown in Halo Infinite 
halo infnite is more versatile, but halo 3 is best imo
I'm building a real. Halo ring
Map making is the best in halo infinite
My personal favorite is 5 tho
They should unironickey add h5 to mcc methinks
Though I'm curious as to why halo 5 was just kind of abandoned by 343
It had support until infinite, no?
Apparently it's still active
My disk is messed up for some reason so I'll never get to play it unfortunately
Not super active but it’s alive yeah
You’ll find most matches on slayer, ranked slayer, warzone and fiesta
Good luck with that
You will build only first ring section after one millennium
I got hella connections
When I got girls lined up the block but shipmaster just told me he needs me on sanghellos
Beat odst on 360, now it's on to reach
I need to finish odst
i love odst i just replayed it the other day
Halo games I have started:
Halo ce, halo 3, halo 4, halo reach, halo 3 odst,
Halo games I have finished:
Halo 3
should try playing them in story order
im currently only halo 4 story wise
I wonder if I can get the "if they came to hear me beg" achievement in reach
thanks for your reply! I'd been thinking about it for months :')
Stay low. Let me draw the heat. Just deliver that package.
My favorite command personally lol
noted ^^ thx
Wait, who made this video?
@dusky swan you got a fan homie
Halo reach wishes it had halo 5 ground pound
THAT WAS HQ? LMAO
King is listening to frozen it's kinda a mood
Peak
Good morning people of Halo
@faint mantle the extender actually turned out much faster and more stable than my router
meaning i win this one >:)
oh god he lost another letter
dareal what'll you do in the event you inevitably run out?
Drealmeif he is gone
Alright, I'll play the long game


NOOO
Also thank you for noticing. I’ve been doing this the past few days and have been waiting for someone to catch on
It’s only a matter of time until the others notice too
hey what’s up
Darealmefbabgn is dying...
Why my cat a stupid ahh chud
no
ugh talk about dying. just spend the past 20 minutes trying to stop a pretty bad nosebleed
i mean i succeeded but now i'm hella thirsty
Feelin like Noble Six during Lone Wolf lately
Bro got rejected ONCE 😭😭😭✌️
I wish
✌️
you are jacked though i gotta give it to you
You getting hunted down by the ops
holy halo 4 cortana
Hi
gutentag
I am the real cortana
The crazy one?
Yes
ahh fair enough
:3
every time i see that i think its something else
maybe staying up late last night wasn't the play
only depends on why you were staying up late
I was just in here talking
alright not best play

Omg wait i remember you i forgot to listen. To tjay record
all good lol,i think i have a couple of your recommendations saved,will probably give them a listen later
Yayy!
Fake Cortana detected
😿
the real cortana woulda remembered
Im lowk crazy tho remember
halo 4 cortana was going out of comission tho tbf
true
fine, youre the puberty cortana. youre free to go
Yes
but we're decomissioning you later
Yay!
WHO SAYS YAY TO DYING??!?!
tbh the way this world's going it might not be so bad
Yay!!
cuckoo cortana
this is DEFINITELY halo 4 cortana
what happened in H5 again?
i havent played it i only saw campaign on yt
idk i didn't finish that one cus it was buns
Same here
I didn't like the halo 4 storyline vut I love the cortana design
yes. cortana was 🔥 but crazy.
Relatable
indeed
:3
i cant tell whether thats a pair of low hangers or a guy with a bad moustache
Silly cat
its a cat?!
Yes
wheres the tail
:3c?
what about sophisticated cat
i hope you dont become a vet
Why
you would probably break the cat
Grrr
sprays with water
😿 😿 😿
oh look i made cortana a cat. and i made that cat cry. i love the irony. cats hate water, why is this one crying
It doesn't like crying 😿
cattana
crying is water, cats hate water. why do they have tear thingys in their faces
you genius
It cannot control itself
why
Its too sad
AI use Capital Letters
rar
I dont like capital letters 😾 😾
I can see why chief dumped for the B grade Cortana
Grrr 😾 😾
I shall be back,
Wake me, when you need me
What music you listen to
Breaking benjamin by any chance? all halo fans should know
better than nothing
:p
sorry guys, my sisters playing rn and Im actually blindfolded
is that meant to be a silly dog
its a p with a colon behind it :p
No its a fact sticking its tounge out
ykw imma steal this
ohhhh, i am so caboose ish
zooey mama
zoowee mama
die
Whar
lord vader remember all those years ago whenever I said die? it was an epic prank
caboose is like. 'special'
ha ha ha ha ha, whole fire team laughing
lucky i got vencord, and yes i know. its many peoples weakness
why is this chat rated g very everyone
i hate it as well, MA15 game but G chat 😒
This is why I'm love to replay the infinite campaign
Absolutely new dialogues
Especially when first, rescue marines, take the Spartan points
Not sure about priority targets
I forgot Im on a halo server, I just finished the infinite warfare campaign
mwahahaha
😒
I'm too good
For server moderation concerns, please send a direct message to @bleak yoke.
Now that’s a supply drop 🤖
Damn
12 needler suprecombo needs to kill usual green hunter with Myth skull
:3
Hi good w are yall today?
god i'm beginning to realize how awful the concept of paid battle passes actually is
just discourages playing different modes because firefight is the only one that gives you much exp
maybe there just aren't enough factors to use in exp calculation
like your score and even your general performance has no effect at all
all in all you're paying money for a very tedious grinding experience
Ie that a good thing😺
:3
Haii
Haiii
How are you today cortana ^^
I am ok I just woke up from a fever sleep tho😨
I’m sorry
I hope you feel better soon
Well, this is also driven by other factors. Could be alleviated by simply having less tiers? Ideally it would be an extension/additive to the game you already planned on playing. But, FOMO is a serious drug
@analog knotthanks again for help
np at all, glad you're back in (you know, without all the crazy shader problems)!
How’s everyone
Terrible
A asteroid just struck my house. Idk what to do, man.
Strike back against the asteroid
True…
True indeed
Open it up and let the alien virus inside start mutating things
Maybe I could become a super hero
:0 the evil Dorito
Too late, the virus is out
Nu uh
you can
Who knows
😿
"the that a good thing" ??
Whar
thats what you said
"le that"
"the that"
Is*
its french for "the" in masculine terms
dareal that's a capital i not a lowercase L
oh my god
LMAO sorry
it looks like a lowercase L on my monitor
toasta seems to have autocapitalise on, it was a typo of "is" by way of "ie" :P
yeah no i get that now lol
it looks like a lowercase L on my screen too, but unfortunately the pattern recognition in my brain took over
Haiii

Fun weekend.
Went to videogame expo and visited the Gamestop in Spatanburg
I needa go to one of those, I live in the middle of nowhere but id love to go to one
Good day people of Halo
Good evil morning
~Salutations~
G’day mate
Reach one of the best imo
bad pure of heart morning
My heart is full of evil Monday
Was shopping for a basic decent mouse to keep in my briefcase. Saw these Spartan colors and had to get it.
Clicking Spartan Kovan-style
sir,browsing the web.
Low glucose Monday I need sugar rn
what's on the menu
Japanese peach drink I found on the floor
How’s everyone
Currently good
Good to hear
@zinc bear you ready today to play Helldivers? Or maybe you're busy today?
oh hell yeah
cant rn but im ready all week
ill be on later tho
My boy lunch: peach drink, three saltines, and one peppermint
All its missing is a monster
Im gonna need boat to mail me one before I turn to dust
gotchu i will be delivering it via carrier pigeon
Danke schuen or however the germans spell it
If ever I could survive to that time to play with you
Because as hell I want sleep
I'm today returned from job, didn't slept much, so just be sure, if I'm don't responding, I'm neither sleeping or just tired or any another reason, that can let us to play together
we say cheers lad round these parts
“I have returned from job.” holy aura…
yeah no worries!
We say get off my lawn im calling 911 here
i thought you shoot them first
Danke Schön*
(I'm little studied Germany in school, but it was long time ago, and was like for 2 years, and I almost forgot all German words)
De-escalate the situation ❌
Escalate the situation ✅
it's always morally correct to shoot first then ask questions after
I studied german 3 years but my spelling is still bad, thank you wade
We never did writing tests only verbal ones 😭
I’m tired
Hello tired odst
I only did german because I thought id be cool and not pick the popular option of Spanish or French (till they got rid of the german department bc no one took german)
Hello boab
Can we deploy
Hot chocolate and a bed instead?
Deploy the freddy
that works too
watching the american military deploy a burger king and having it up and running within 24 hours
Tall spartan GF to?
We're efficient when it comes to buildings made of paper
and burger
The burger house
sure why not
I love waffle house sm because I know if I ever get into a fight and need to run away I can run into a waffle house and they got my back
Yippe!
-# I can be picked up :3
"sir they've deployed the waffle house employees,it's over"
My favorite waffle house pic
“We can fight at this location, watch what you say”
do you think the helldivers are former waffle house employees
i remember when the developers of the tekken games where trying to get waffle house as a stage you could fight on
All spartan 4 candidates must be former waffle house employees
I require energy
the fall of waffle house
Do you think the waffle house on reach is still functioning?
I personally think so, it just has new management
that's where six works now he started a new life away from war
Six now gets to fight the covenant… on the clock.
covenant rush hour must be a gruelling task
I hunger for food
try waffle house
He reaches over the counter to snatch the elite general’s headcrest
Hmmm no
it's over when he forgets to take the pickles out of one of the burgers
Ima have chkin nuggets
wait it's a waffle house they don't sell burgers
Sir this is a wafflehouse can you please not energy sword our employees
(i think idk)
Lava chicken taste🗣️
slamming a gravity hammer on the counter talking about "where's my meal"
plasma grenade over the counter
Talm bout some “Sir we bout to call the Spartans 2s on you if you dont behave” as if I aint a valued paying customer 😭
new hire accidentally dunks a plasma grenade in the fryer
Manager so tired after another 83 hr work week he just starts throwing brute flash grenades our the drive thru
Someone left a radar jammer in the stock room
Oh that's where I left that radar jammer
the moa nuggets are made out of plasma pistol residue 😱
that's a lawsuit
The real lawsuit is in the freezer
Someone left a master chief in there
tonight's episode on kitchen nightmares I'm going to a waffle house on the remains of planet reach
I'd be real concerned if there was any meat in waffles considering that both types I know lack meat in any form
medium rare halo 3 rat waffle
I want my rat waffle bright neon pink please
I have never heard of those... Are those exclusively eaten by vampires?
the suspicious bright neon pink sauce that nobody actually knows what it is
160 hours in the past 2 weeks on halo
"WHY DO YOU HAVE A JOHN HALO IN THE FREEZER"
I eat them sometimes bc I have iron deficiency but im also a vampire so it depends
shut it down
Shut the resturant down, dont let him see the frozen chief or we are ALL losing our jobs
That one ladys sauce that… doesn't look pink whatsoever and it's like 2 dollars and it'll send you to the hospital for 1,892 instead
omg i forgot about that lol
he expired about 12 years ago too
We still 500 years earlier when covenant will attack us, so let John Halo, let him rest, his time is not yet
Bro ONI are gonna shut down the resturant we are cooked
hello people
it's over
Imagine being 500 years old
Couldn't be me
do you think jun disappeared in reach because he had to go to his shift at waffle house
Everyone is dying and jun has to clock in for his 9 hour shift
"sorry guys my shift starts in 10 yall got it tho"
They'll ask him if he can stay an extra 2 hours (overtime isnt covered)
them he comes back to see everyone been glassed
What did I miss type spartan 💔
How's it going people of halo
good wbu
Hewo
Grreat
hello
How are you
am good just trying to make friends who play halo since 0 of my friends do lol wbu
Tired, can’t reach door handles
Drop pod not smol friendly
Sadge
how smol are you 😭
sadge 😭
am not smol sized
Good for you, you don’t have a spartan picking you up
thats true lol
I’m tired wbu?
am just trying to get pals honest
Best of luck friends
yes
I hunger for the souls of Jackles
what is that?
the hunt begins
hunt the truth or whatever
Oh worm! I will have to keep an eye out for that
When will the flood(chief soda) appear in the usa
let it infect us please
flood juice
Nah, they discontinued the fizzy drinks which infected people back in 2007. I just about remember it. Whole factory went up in flames if I remember
They had to call in the biohazard squad to quell the infection
It's really too bad
Bubble Shock was more of a tiny spark
(the fire department)
Should I see red VS blue?
The evil ceo and his evil idea to put flood spores in soda
“See rvb” like it's in theatres
But is a good series?
damn it's sold out at mine
Sigh 💔
I need the limited edition caboose popcorn bucket
I have so many thoughts about RvB... Much of them get a bit complicated
How’s everyone
If I voice my thoughts on rvb ill sound like a hater
I like it rvb but the writers are terrible
Nothing in his brain but popcorn
If you slander anything Eddie or Miles wrote (Freelancer and Chorus arcs respectively) I will have to challenge you to a 1v1
that one burger that looks like him
My main complaint is the weirdness with Carolina and Wash plus the baiting they did with their male characters
Ah
Grimmons we miss you
17 SEASONS????
I want to say I remember hearing Geoff voicing support for Grimmons back at RTX 2023 but I am not certain
I'd believe it personally, ik he reposts grimmons art
There's even more than that. 18 main seasons, multiple side stories and PSAs as well and Restoration (Which is the last piece of RvB media to ever be released)
ngl if I was rewatching it I'd probably stop at S10
Restoration SUCKS
I don't remember much of 11-13 resonating beyond Felix(?) being pretty neat.
And I never watched beyond that, minus some of the specials in '14'
Where is my 89 page power point on how terrible restoration is
Locust my behated he is so annoying
DAMN
As a Transformers / Doctor Who / Fate series fan that's nothing, ngl
As a supernatural fan 17 seasons is nothing
Plus. Rvb seasons are short
And a lot of the episodes are short, especially early on
as a greys anatomy fan 17 seasons is - wait what this show is still going?
11-13 is easily my favourite. 14 was them just having fun doing an anthology, then 15 was mid, with 16 being some of the worst and 17 trying to fix everything
24 seasons I think
I will defend RvB Zero because that was made by a small group of people who wanted to keep RvB going while others were fine letting it end
Gray’s anatomy left 3 seasons ago but it's still going
I mean I'm out of the loop but sometimes it's okay to let something end
Preferable, even.
The human need to see a conclusion often ruins a series
Aye, but there's some stuff which is complicated about what was going on and I can't remember if everything I know is public
Good night people of Halo
House only needed 8
lupus or smth idk I haven't watched it
Friday night marathon and it's house md and supernatural
Ok, this is proof I am too invested in Marathon right now because I immediately just straighten my back at the word "Marathon" being used
Hewo everyone how are you all?
Haii
Sonion💔
I’m amazing Ty wbu
Sleepy
Fair
idk if anyone has the same thought but I'll let it play out.
^w^
Why u green?
Marathon mentioned 🗣️‼️‼️
Be gone: green role
Wat?
H8 is flood
explode the green roles
H8 drank flood soda
:0
either that or he's a grape
this might be an odd shoutout but I highly recommend Dufunctland's series on Jim Henson, it's really good
Evil unripe grape
Wade I thought you were sleep
For one sec I thought it's one of those VIP's masks from Squid game
the unripe grape of judgement
Wade doesn't need sleep he needs glasses
they did surgery on h8
You're just trying to loot some shield regens and you accidentally wake up a dormant Battleroid 
Currently I am not, but if I gonna send random messages with random letters and symbols, that means I'm sleeping and holding phone at the same time
Unironically, I hope they do that. Last I checked, there's a few still unaccounted for
Like, I may not be playing NuMarathon, but I am very invested in what's happening
Random cats when they find a keyboard:
Like, this is how I'm sitting while watching videos of everything from new lore to people breaking into the Marathon to watching someone running a Runner Protection Racket for loot in the new Marathon
I need a milkshake
Something like that but worse
I turned off the sleep mode on my phone, so it always turned on
And I can't control what I'm typing when sleeping
What’s sleeping?
That some new Oni thing?
D'you know I've only just now seen Excella in that scene
Capcom you rascals
You accidentally message your ex while sleeping bc you put your phone on… whatever mode that is (I've done this before LMAO)
(when phone is inactive and you don't using it, phone brightness lowering and automatically turning off back to lock screen)
They really do love to hide their teases (Though word on the street is RE0 or Code Veronica is the next remake)
Oh my Apple phone doesn't do that prolly because I turned auto brightness off
Frontman is watching you...
Hey Mr green god guy
Can I get tall spartan GF?
What's youe favourite game from squid game?
(Season 1) Red light, green light, Dalgona, Tug of war, Marbles, Glass bridge,Squid game,
(Season 2 and 3) Six legged pentathlon, Mingle, Hide and Seek or Rope game?
And in which game you would lose or win and why?
❔
You heard me.
Ok
Glad we agre
Never said I agreed
Everyone wants a tall spartan GF
I want sleep, but I'm still holding and I don't know why and for what
Do what I do
Don’t sleep ^w^ it’s overrated o don’t sleep and look how I did
is infinite ranked dead?
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Im crine 💔
Not dead, but it'll be hard to find matches at certain hours depending on your ranked level.
oof
gang i need help badly for Halo Infinite
?
im stuck on Atriox's trap
the one where you have to defeat all the enemy waves
😂😂✌️
most normal day of halo discord
What name does it say for the mission when you pause the game?
scan for any power weapons.
aghhhh im not sure
he's been saying this for the past like 2 hours
You do know how to pause the game, right?
Because alongside what Lukepowa said, I can provide tips so long as I know the specific mission is
oh wow
did you have to drive down a road full of enemies and then into a big tower?
oh its 3am rn im not currently playing
So that's where Infinity went after the start of Infinite. Nice to see Super Earth patched her up
Go sleep! It's good for you
We're you in some type of training area?
i did ToT
Yall need to get a j-job
you don't mean that
I do
I wouldn't wish something like that on my worst enemy
I would
crazy