general-chat

[zinc bear]

Wow just like me but I’m bleached

[waxen rose]

My little blondies im so happy

Live ao3
Love ao3
Hate wattpad

[pulsar heron]

platinum, in fact (this is the closest to a face reveal any of you are getting)

[zinc bear]

Can I use this for my next album cover thanks /j

[pulsar heron]

erm no its my bands album cover actually ):<

[zinc bear]

We can have a battle of the bands

[jade gust]

I'm just going to choose to believe that you're always blurry like this when cameras manage to get a picture of you

[zinc bear]

I’m not actually in a band yet so give me a few months to a year

[pulsar heron]

this is correct

[zinc bear]

Tora.. hes just a memory..

[pulsar heron]

i also am bleached lol

[jade gust]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-revenge-of-sith-anakin-vader-darth-vader-gif-19644107

[pulsar heron]

im naturally brunette

[zinc bear]

I’m naturally brown

I cut my long hair and made it blonde
I’m a fraud

[pulsar heron]

we are twinning so bad help

my hair used to be hip length

[zinc bear]

WOAH

Mine was just shoulder length
But I had one of those terrible side swoops

I cut it all off because I’m a terrible hair stylist

[pulsar heron]

when i first cut my hair, i cut it to shoulder length with an aggressive side swoop because i hated my forehead. i no longer concern myself with such things and if people think i look silly then thats their own fault

[zinc bear]

Shame..
yeah I wanted to donate my hair since I had a lot even if it was just shoulder length but after I was done my dog just decided to run all over it and drag it through the dirt

I did it outside which was my first mistake

[coral yoke]

sorry you can just...donate hair?

[pulsar heron]

hair can be donated to make real hair wigs, yes

[zinc bear]

For people who don’t have hair

[coral yoke]

huh, the more you know

[naive turret]

Waltuh

[pulsar heron]

brother i am going to be so real i do not think they would accept floor hair

[zinc bear]

Yeah I was kinda stupid

[misty marsh]

Wattpad was core to my canon pls give it it's undesevered respect thx

[pulsar heron]

for the schemes here, you have to plait it (if its too short to plait, its too short to donate) and use at least two hair ties, and it must be washed and air or towel dried (no heat, no products) immediately before cutting

[zinc bear]

Damn I messed up bad

[pulsar heron]

i was a wattpadder at one point 💔 im pretty sure my account still exists but i likely nuked everything off it before abandoning it

[misty marsh]

I used it religiously in sm of secondary school icl

[zinc bear]

I don’t write many fanfics anymore

[misty marsh]

Ao3 was too much of a hassle to browse and i preferred reading like the general fiction over fanfic 😔

[pulsar heron]

i didnt find AO3 until i started participating in fandom on tumblr. why am i revealing so much about my psychology

[pulsar heron]

i keep getting AO3 emails with comments like "damn, its a shame this one got abandoned" and i just get this mean streak about it where i decide to keep abandoning it and i dont really know why

[zinc bear]

Oh no 💔

[misty marsh]

Is this the 'no longer wanting to do it when ur actually told to do it' mindset

[pulsar heron]

yes lol, pathological demand avoidance

[plain lagoon]

Chat should I get back into clash of clans

[pulsar heron]

yes
<has never played it

[plain lagoon]

The answer was no why are three of you typing

[misty marsh]

Real, I feel that I do it with webtoon so much

[misty marsh]

No, love urself

[plain lagoon]

Been watching halo stuff on YouTube and getting a TON of ads for it

[misty marsh]

"it's time to read xyz again" now I'm never touching it again

[pulsar heron]

oh you're getting hit with the advertiser brain blast, i see

then out of principle i say no

[misty marsh]

My housemates have all discovered clash royale and it's like being stuck in prison with three of them playing and talking abt it in the living room

[warped umbra]

I got the ODST warbond in Helldivers ❤️‍🩹

[candid tusk]

The gear looks great in HD2.

[warped umbra]

It took me 2 weeks to farm but it was worth it

[warped umbra]

Yeah it's so tuff

[silk hare]

:0

[warped umbra]

People say the weapons it comes with are mid but I don't care

[chilly summit]

i like the ar

the rest kinda suck tho

[zinc bear]

The socom is amazing if you can spam like me

It’s one those guns where it shoots as fast as you can click

[warped umbra]

Well, to be honest, I'd use the AR and the socom normally, the others maybe for easy missions. You know, just so I look good

[warped umbra]

And knowing how to aim*

[misty marsh]

Buying warbonds purely for cosmetics 😤>>>

[obsidian wyvern]

after the thermite because it's just an s tier item

[warped umbra]

It's funny u say that because I bought a Warbond for one item

The warpack

[misty marsh]

That'll be the third warbond I get

[obsidian wyvern]

have u decided on one and 2 lol

[misty marsh]

I need the kick emote more

[warped umbra]

Because damn, the armors are ugly

[misty marsh]

I still don't know which warbonds cosmetic I prefer but that'll be first

[obsidian wyvern]

that kick emote pass is one of the longest passes unfortunately

[warped umbra]

But that warpack it's useful

[misty marsh]

I've gone through the treachery of helldivers mobilise

[obsidian wyvern]

the free pass Ur doing is 2k medals, the kick is 900. everything else averages like 650-750

[misty marsh]

Oh

I'll just firm it it's fine

[obsidian wyvern]

I don't have nitro for my Helldivers salute anymore

[naive turret]

[warped umbra]

I recommend that the first pass you buy is the one for the teleport backpack

[naive turret]

gotchu

[obsidian wyvern]

when I have to stream aot again

[warped umbra]

It lets you enter the two-player bunkers

[obsidian wyvern]

Oi

[naive turret]

what, I thought you wanted it

[obsidian wyvern]

that was supposed to be the Helldivers salute smh, whatever

[warped umbra]

The cosmetics are ugly, but the backpack will provide a good return on investment

[naive turret]

idk

[plain lagoon]

I love helldivers

[zinc bear]

Same

[plain lagoon]

I'm level 150

[lilac walrus]

Hi

[plain lagoon]

Hello!

[zinc bear]

I’m level like 14

[lilac walrus]

Me like halo

[zinc bear]

Ive been playing since august last year. I started it when ODST were announced

[lilac walrus]

Nice

[zinc bear]

I don’t play much of it especially since I solo dive so it get a little boring
And randoms are annoying

[zinc bear]

I’m talking about Helldivers rn lol

[lilac walrus]

Ik what hell divers is

[zinc bear]

I’ve been playing halo since 2013 personally

[lilac walrus]

That’s just every shooter game

[zinc bear]

Nah I rarely play halo MP with others lol

Helldivers is supposed to be a team game that’s why it can get boring when solo diving which is my own fault lol

[lilac walrus]

Well you should try to play apex legends with randoms

[zinc bear]

I haven’t played apex since Ash came out 💔

[lilac walrus]

Ash got nerfed

[naive turret]

I like farming while listening to some lore videos, burns an hour or two

Ash got obliterated in TF2 I was there

[zinc bear]

When I listen to music I zone out and dive

[lilac walrus]

Ikr

[zinc bear]

I love ash she’s so peak
No one will ever compare to my goat MRVN tho

[lilac walrus]

Titan fall 2 is peak

[naive turret]

Viper's sequence was pretty sick, I'm sure he's a Char fan
Nowhere near that level though

[lilac walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/top-gun-top-gun-maverick-salute-tom-cruise-military-gif-26899454

[lilac walrus]

I like the MRVNs but the best one is path finder

[zinc bear]

I love viper too

[lilac walrus]

Viper took me forever to beat

Anyone here play warthunder

[obsidian wyvern]

there's a leave button top left corner bro

[lilac walrus]

What

Ima go watch red vs blue

[pulsar heron]

i went back to beat viper with scorch and regretted it. took me hours

[lilac walrus]

lol

Viper is annoying

[obsidian wyvern]

it's placed there for any warthunder players you come across

[pulsar heron]

game crashed at least once as well which. was incredibly frustrating. somehow managed to get an object culled and the game was Not Happy

[lilac walrus]

I like warthunder and halo

[zinc bear]

Your first mistake was playing scorch

[obsidian wyvern]

that is a tragedy

scorch is one of the most fun to play with

[zinc bear]

Legion is right there bro

[obsidian wyvern]

legion is the most boring titan iswtg

[lilac walrus]

Scorch is buns when dealing with titans not infantry

[zinc bear]

Exactly

[pulsar heron]

i literally only did it because i played the entire game as monarch and my gf told me i should mix it up

[zinc bear]

Scorch mains just spam his ground punch and his fire shield

[obsidian wyvern]

hes got nothing fun about him, his gun has the abilities and it's just aimbot and a shield

[zinc bear]

I only play monarch when I’m losing. Legion is the greatest titan of all time

[lilac walrus]

The rocket launcher guns are better

[obsidian wyvern]

scorch actually requires skill

[lilac walrus]

Fr

[zinc bear]

The “skill” is pressing LB and RB

[pulsar heron]

legion bad 👎 scorch bad 👎

[zinc bear]

You don’t know what it’s like being a legion main

[obsidian wyvern]

the skill to legion is literally just holding rt

[zinc bear]

It’s actually X for me ✌️✌️

[lilac walrus]

Me like the laser gun

It’s amazing

[zinc bear]

Why did I lie

[obsidian wyvern]

yeah wtf

[zinc bear]

I trusted you, tora..

[lilac walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-gif-23501265

[zinc bear]

Yk what
Who cares what titan you main? As long as it’s not north star or ronin.

[obsidian wyvern]

monarch is the easiest to cheese multiplayer wise

just as bad as being a kraber main

[lilac walrus]

Why I no able to put gifs??

[calm fiber]

The ability to embed and upload images is disabled by default. This privilege is granted to users who have the Inheritor role, which is automatically assigned by our bot based on various factors.

[lilac walrus]

lol

[pulsar heron]

this singlehandedly made me never want to play titanfall ever again

[obsidian wyvern]

why are you hating on harder to use titans lmfao, this sounds like a major skill issue

[lilac walrus]

Mk

[zinc bear]

Bro I’ve been playing titanfall since titanfall 1. I hate them because they annoy me.

[obsidian wyvern]

going from Xbox where you didn't find kraber mains that often to pc where entire lobbies were using it was rough

[zinc bear]

Scorch is ALSO a cheap copy of my GOAT Ogre from TF1

[lilac walrus]

I haven’t played titan fall 1

[obsidian wyvern]

I can see why the game dies so quickly

[obsidian wyvern]

skill issue

[zinc bear]

I have no valid argument so I must “skill issue”

[obsidian wyvern]

like I said, legion is just holding your trigger lol

[zinc bear]

Anyways
I hate scorch cause he’s a cheap copy of Ogre. Ronin and Northstar are just annoying

[pulsar heron]

i had a kraber user in a game once and it was. the opposite of fun. whats that map with the very high flat top buildings that you can get on top of but its out of bounds? it was that map and he was hiding up there

[obsidian wyvern]

ronin is agreed to be the hardest titan to actually use

and Northstar doesn't have it easy with it's hp and lack of defense

[zinc bear]

That’s why they’re buns ✌️✌️

[obsidian wyvern]

that's why it's a skill issue

[pulsar heron]

ronin is buns because people think theyre much better at ronin than they are

[ocean herald]

Is this titanflop 1 or 2?

[obsidian wyvern]

dos

[zinc bear]

Yeah I don’t get playing a game that’s main gameplay is movement and not moving around
L-STAR is the absolute goat

CAR comes in second when I wanna be annoying

[obsidian wyvern]

I can't think of this map, is it the circular building right in the middle

[naive turret]

I was using the car based on Revenant's recommendation is that a bad thing

[obsidian wyvern]

I said this to h8 and kitso as soon as they started tf2 lol, using the car makes you a bad person but you might as well learn with it

[naive turret]

bro istg

[zinc bear]

He’s right they’re both flops. Still great games tho

[obsidian wyvern]

lmfao

[zinc bear]

L-STAR users rise
Anyone who doesn’t use the L-STAR doesn’t deserve TF2

[pulsar heron]

i dont think so. its a dense city area, the big buildings are flat on top, there's two(?) alleys leading to an arena with a short building shaped like an A < the only way i can describe it

[obsidian wyvern]

flatline with it's iron sights is the most fun

[pulsar heron]

i am recalling memories from like. three or four years ago fwiw

[zinc bear]

Oh my god I think Ik what you’re talking about but I’m stupid

[obsidian wyvern]

oh I think I know which you mean, it has zip lines between the buildings?

[pulsar heron]

yes that one!

... i think lol

[zinc bear]

Best map was the really blue airport map from TF1

RISE IS PEAK OMG TORA

[pulsar heron]

rise yes that rings a bell

[haughty cedar]

air base one peak

[pulsar heron]

the only maps i remember the names of are war games and angel city

[obsidian wyvern]

war games is peak

[misty marsh]

I need to play tf1 again cause I've genuinely forgotten who my main is

Tf2 gave me a stroke the other day trying to remember

[pulsar heron]

glitch is awesome ive gotten some stupid clips on that one

[obsidian wyvern]

glitch is also peak

the only map I sorta dislike is eden

[pulsar heron]

i actually quite like eden, but i always get stuck to the bottom of the tramline as a pilot and it gets me killed

[misty marsh]

Boneyard >>

[pulsar heron]

drydock aka the map that always seems to make me turn into everyones personal battery butler

[zinc bear]

Yuno ball

I literally have dreams where I’m in airbase one

[obsidian wyvern]

it's just a lot more long range pilot fighting with people sitting on the middle rail so blehh

[zinc bear]

What’s your TF2 main?

[haughty cedar]

i like tf1 more then 2 honestly

[zinc bear]

TF1 is better definitely

[obsidian wyvern]

was pretty proud of my first TF2 match on controller the other day 😤

[zinc bear]

I’m basic so I main grapple on TF2
But I am goated with it

[obsidian wyvern]

I should've got to experience it 😔

[zinc bear]

New gen hahaha /j

[naive turret]

Genuinely carried

[pulsar heron]

you guys are going to make me want to play tf|2 again

[zinc bear]

WE will play TF1 again

I actually spilt water all over my Xbox one s so I may not be able to play TF1 for now

[ocean herald]

The fomo of not being able to experience some of your favorite IPs in their glory days truly is painful

[obsidian wyvern]

real

[pulsar heron]

as of a few years ago the 360 TF|1 was still populated, i wonder if thats still the case

[obsidian wyvern]

I missed the Titanfalls and halo 5 days

[zinc bear]

I experienced TF1 during its prime and it was amazing just telling yall

[naive turret]

Thanks for that

[zinc bear]

I tried recently and had no luck

[obsidian wyvern]

osky bought tf1 last year and found matches

[calm forge]

I miss having a suppressor with my ar

[ocean herald]

Yeah on Xbox

[zinc bear]

Well tf1 on pc and Xbox one is populated
360 not so much

[naive turret]

I should’ve tried it on my One when I had gamepass

[obsidian wyvern]

you can only buy the physical version now I think

[naive turret]

Oh

[ocean herald]

I didn’t have an xbone at launch, I got it maybe a year after. I actually can’t remember lol

[lilac walrus]

Halo 5 yuck jk

[obsidian wyvern]

I would fully get my Xbox out for it, but then I know someone would force me to do laso with them

[zinc bear]

Digital TF1 on PC is actually available on Walmart.com. Other than that it’s delisted

[pulsar heron]

it did take me about an hour to match up, fwiw. i was WFH and put it on as a joke so i pulled the plug on my console when it matched lol

[naive turret]

True

[misty marsh]

Scorch feels most familiar but I'm having doubts about that g too

[calm forge]

Halo 5 wasn't that bad tbh I liked the fire fight and infection

[zinc bear]

🫩

[obsidian wyvern]

avg halo 5 matchmaking

[zinc bear]

I will not fall for the ragebait

[steady quarry]

wouldn't know

[zinc bear]

Yeah

[obsidian wyvern]

kitso, you're valid if you end up going with scorch

[steady quarry]

I've only played up to four

[lilac walrus]

It’s the campaign that’s meh

[obsidian wyvern]

as long as it isn't monarch or legion

[zinc bear]

You only say that cause you hate me

[pulsar heron]

kitso scorch makes sense in my mind and ive never seen her play anything. just based off vibes

[lilac walrus]

You need to try infinite

[zinc bear]

Kitso told me you would rather die than play peak with me btw rev you hate me

[pulsar heron]

rev hates us. together we are united in a common goal

[calm forge]

I didn't play 4 until 8 years later after release

[obsidian wyvern]

I don't actually care much about legion, I've always hated monarch mains

[steady quarry]

I do, the chief moments seem nice

[zinc bear]

Awww

[lilac walrus]

Ikr

[obsidian wyvern]

what gave it away

[ocean herald]

You’d be surprised how many ps3/360/xbone games still have people playing online

A few months ago I got into a rdr lobby on ps3. A few years ago I got into some black ops 1 lobbies on ps3

[zinc bear]

The common goal is to become admin and ban rev

[zinc bear]

You getting my second account banned did

[obsidian wyvern]

me??

you were blaming aegis why am I being blamed now

[lilac walrus]

Oh welp your cooked

[zinc bear]

You were the one to point out that someone could report me for the 67 joke ✌️

[calm forge]

yeah it was pretty mid but I did like seeing master chiefs squad and buck coming back

[steady quarry]

I also liked the multiplayer

[zinc bear]

Nah aegis is my father. He would never betray me.

[steady quarry]

for some godforsaken reason infinite doesn't run for me on pc anymore

[lilac walrus]

Welp by by then

[zinc bear]

Press the launch button RX-93

[obsidian wyvern]

@hasty zinc disowning speedrun

[steady quarry]

I have

[lilac walrus]

Also why

[zinc bear]

Aw shucks

[steady quarry]

results in a black screen on the startscreen

[misty marsh]

I can't even remember bro

[steady quarry]

🤷

[zinc bear]

Post in #1075989764026675210

[steady quarry]

perchance

[misty marsh]

The titan customisation was sm better in tf1 which is what's throwing me off

[zinc bear]

If you use scorch it’s okay I’ll accept it

[obsidian wyvern]

he hates scorch users he's lying

[zinc bear]

I do hate scorch users but not kitso

[steady quarry]

yall talking to the scorch main like it's someone coming out 😭

[lilac walrus]

Yea

[zinc bear]

Diabolical auto correct holy smokes

[misty marsh]

Thanks twin

[flat gyro]

hi chat

[stark beacon]

Hello

[misty marsh]

Except I might not main him anymore

[lilac walrus]

Hello

[pseudo garden]

Probably is the key word. I keep getting lobbies in Halo Infinite pvp that I lose. I literally have a losing streak that I've lost count of and it makes me so mad that I end up throwing stuff and breaking stuff. Like I gotta get a new second moniter because I put a perminant scratch in it

[flat gyro]

only 2 mp achievments left in mcc

[obsidian wyvern]

become a ronin main because robot with sword is cool asf

[steady quarry]

northstar seems cool

[zinc bear]

You’re a bum

[pulsar heron]

average ronin main

[lilac walrus]

You should see me after warthunder

[naive turret]

https://tenor.com/view/sinanju-gundam-beam-saber-gundam-unicorn-gif-24403385

[steady quarry]

though I need to actually play tf2 now that I own it

[misty marsh]

I think i played him last match and preferred him actually

[steady quarry]

SINAJU STEIN

[zinc bear]

“I play legion” TRANSLATING “I am a homeless bum with no girlfriend”

[misty marsh]

Ronin
Wrong reply

[lilac walrus]

W

[lilac walrus]

lol

[obsidian wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/titan-fall2-robot-fight-gif-13716016

why is that so sped up lol

[naive turret]

I like my mechs looking like they could be posted outside a Victorian palace. 😤

[pseudo garden]

And I don't even want to get started with MCC and how sweaty that game is too. And I also be having issues with the custom games browser on the steam version of the game

[steady quarry]

yall ever have that feeling that you're not ready for a piece of media yet for some reason? 😭

[lilac walrus]

[zinc bear]

Ronin I meant

[lilac walrus]

Some times

[obsidian wyvern]

too lazy to crop

[zinc bear]

ITS NOT ACCURATE

[naive turret]

bad crop? bro we're gonna starve

[lilac walrus]

W means amazing

[zinc bear]

Rev loves me so much he saves my messages awwww

[steady quarry]

sleeves may be like insanely evil but their suits look damn nice

[obsidian wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/titanfall-titanfall2-titanfall-bread-cooper-jack-cooper-gif-24660089

[steady quarry]

I know

[naive turret]

I'll say rq, I haven't seen Unicorn yet rip

Still working through Zeta

[steady quarry]

nor I

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/b0FKn.gif

[lilac walrus]

Good

[zinc bear]

💔

[lilac walrus]

Is Cortana

[steady quarry]

now I despawn for another two years

[naive turret]

Is she what, dead? Hopefully

[obsidian wyvern]

aegis I can't see your green border aegis. where is the green border

[lilac walrus]

Who

[obsidian wyvern]

does he know

[lilac walrus]

Do I know what

[naive turret]

[steady jolt]

The muffin man

[naive turret]

Who lives on drury lane?

[hasty zinc]

I've heard of him, just don't know where he lives

[lilac walrus]

[zinc bear]

I am the muffin man

[lilac walrus]

You live on duly lane

Idk if im saying that right

[zinc bear]

No I live at || Hi. ||

[steady jolt]

Still one of my favorite videos

[lilac walrus]

Hi

[zinc bear]

Hi

[waxen rose]

Made my wattpad acc at 9 and still use it sometimes

[hasty zinc]

who put the muffins in the freezer?

[zinc bear]

Aegis please don’t oh my god

I just got war flashbacks

[hasty zinc]

I did

watcha gonna do about it

[lilac walrus]

Cortana, are you still dead?

[zinc bear]

Aegis

[steady jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/brendan-fraser-nothing-the-mummy-rick-o-connell-serious-gif-12750629

[hasty zinc]

sup

[zinc bear]

Hi

[steady jolt]

[obsidian wyvern]

2 weren't enough

[lilac walrus]

Whaaaaaat

[zinc bear]

Stckr wasn’t here for my hilarious joke

[naive turret]

Wow Uncharted 3 looks different to how I remember

[hasty zinc]

I don't even remember

so this is weird

[zinc bear]

Oh okay

[hasty zinc]

lol

[zinc bear]

Anyways

[lilac walrus]

Is there a chat to put halo memes in

[misty marsh]

SAME

[zinc bear]

❌

[hasty zinc]

the only meme channel we have is #1076334026090094602

[vagrant kettle]

It genuinely baffles me how people can go months without a haircut

[obsidian wyvern]

clan corner joke incoming

[lilac walrus]

Dang there should be

[hasty zinc]

it never gets old

[obsidian wyvern]

you're right

[lilac walrus]

How is that a meme thing

[zinc bear]

What’s the issue with clans

[hasty zinc]

lol

[obsidian wyvern]

I actually just got invited to a random clan 20 minutes ago ugh

[naive turret]

It's just a bit, we don't have a memes channel.

You should join it Rev.

[zinc bear]

Same

[pulsar heron]

that would go against the server rules

[hasty zinc]

I bet you said yes and are now training and have a meeting this weekend about it

[zinc bear]

The dude roleplaying as Samuel? He invited me

[zinc bear]

Yeah lol I ignored him

[zinc bear]

Genuine question, where is that mentioned?

[steady jolt]

I think it's been 6+ months for me, though I haven't had it properly cut since 2020

[vagrant kettle]

Vibe is overused
It works when you actually mean it but if you say it too much it gets old

[lilac walrus]

Oh

[zinc bear]

Ohh ok

[pulsar heron]

rule 3; memes are spam

out br'd but idc

[obsidian wyvern]

what a rebel

[zinc bear]

Well the clan corner joke is a meme. Ban aegis NOW!! /j

[naive turret]

You put the circle of emphasis so really that one wins tora

[zinc bear]

Your discord has so much more soul than ageis’s

[obsidian wyvern]

yeah aegis made us read

expected too much of halo fans

[pulsar heron]

shouldve been red

[naive turret]

It took me several intense seconds to find the relevant word in Aegis' ver

[lilac walrus]

Well I got a funny red vs blue meme

[zinc bear]

I can already guess it

[pulsar heron]

find a funny red vs blue server to post it in

[lilac walrus]

Wahhh wahhh

[zinc bear]

@waxen rose wake up Russian boy they mentioned RVB

Aw

[ocean herald]

So the 67 jokes are spam

[pulsar heron]

the text on the box says repost if you would kick him down a flight of stairs btw

[zinc bear]

Jokes ≠ memes

[zinc bear]

Ohhhh okay
So kick me or freak down the stairs?

[vagrant kettle]

6️⃣ 7️⃣

[lilac walrus]

I’m hate the 67 thing

[ocean herald]

It’s a meme that has been beat to death

[lilac walrus]

(Slaps)

[misty marsh]

Yeah dead joke

[pulsar heron]

neither, kick felix

[zinc bear]

What?

Rev you weren’t even here for the joke you had to scroll up. You don’t deserve to use the :kickhim: emoticon

[naive turret]

Kicking you would be fine, poor freak.

[plain lagoon]

[obsidian wyvern]

I've been here the entire time, eating dinner lol

[zinc bear]

I’m rolling on the floor laughing rn

[pulsar heron]

midnight dinner gang

[obsidian wyvern]

and I just got happy at the idea of kicking you down the stairs tbh

[zinc bear]

Oh okay so this server hates me

[misty marsh]

I'm also about to eat dinner woah

[zinc bear]

Kitso please defend me I’m scared and crying ohhhhh poor dareal

[naive turret]

That's pretty narcissistic to think the whole server does smh

I don't think you're that popular

[obsidian wyvern]

I eat dinner at this time most days of the week at this point

[misty marsh]

What am I defending

[zinc bear]

Me

[misty marsh]

For what

[zinc bear]

Would you miss me if I was gone

[misty marsh]

I would miss no one here

[ocean herald]

Would you like honesty

[misty marsh]

Ur all a stain on my digital footprint

[zinc bear]

I hate this place

[naive turret]

I miss a lot of the personalities that rotate through here, but it's been long enough you get used to it.

https://klipy.com/gifs/buddy-the-elf-revolving-door

[zinc bear]

Crazy how everyone here is actually real and misses me

[ocean herald]

Do you guys remember that dude that would complain about matchmaking and his dnf rate was like in the 70% range

[steady jolt]

Wow, I just realized I missed a Discord milestone. As of Feb 10 this year, I've been on Discord for 10 years 0.o

[zinc bear]

Yall remember that dude with the noble six pfp? His name was like reach truther or smth

[ocean herald]

Lol I did not mean to react to that

[obsidian wyvern]

LOL

[naive turret]

That's a quite the milestone ngl

And yeah I remember them lol

[ocean herald]

Do you remember

[ocean herald]

He was a good guy

[obsidian wyvern]

yeah ive got it saved in my hall of shame, lemme find it

[zinc bear]

Am I in your hall of shame?

[coral yoke]

how could you know we're not just a figment of your imagination?

[obsidian wyvern]

i just posted a screenshot of you because there was too much to put in there

[zinc bear]

I don’t miss him much tbh

[zinc bear]

Ha

[zinc bear]

I take up every seat in your hall of shame

Why are there seats in a hallway?

[waxen rose]

Whatever you say my little american boy

[ocean herald]

that’s hurtful

[misty marsh]

A special seat next to Mr grim and ni*hterlev

[zinc bear]

Californian*

[zinc bear]

Don’t forget Marty o Donnell

[coral yoke]

i actually can't even begin to count the noble six pfps i've already stumbled across lmao

[obsidian wyvern]

i cant find the really high % one but

[zinc bear]

Or I should say Martin. We are not on a nickname bias.

[zinc bear]

They’re like the flood

[zinc bear]

Sorry what does DNF mean I’m a bum

[obsidian wyvern]

did not finish

[zinc bear]

Ok

[ocean herald]

Lol yikes. H8 mentioning people that rotate through made me think of him

[naive turret]

I'm sorry for inducing that.

[zinc bear]

Oh my god he’s back

Maybe I should go on another hiatus for a few weeks

[obsidian wyvern]

it cant be who i think it is

[ocean herald]

https://tenor.com/view/zhakk-harn-back-guess-who-gif-2928557023347135716

[zinc bear]

O-Osky?!

[obsidian wyvern]

oh

i thought it was the one we censored

[zinc bear]

Wait I got the joke wrong never mind I’m not deserving of this discord server anyways

[obsidian wyvern]

osky get on marathon

[ocean herald]

you know what’s funny is I never really used discord when I made my account, and osky was just a throwaway name I picked

And now it’s the name I’m stuck with

[zinc bear]

Is it better than the server slam?

[ocean herald]

Can’t 😢. Going to a basketball game, but I should be back home by 9 ish my time

[zinc bear]

Less visual clutter and more PVP encounters?

[ocean herald]

Might be too late for you

[obsidian wyvern]

ive never understood the visual clutter thing youve been on about

[obsidian wyvern]

yeah probably

[naive turret]

It seemed pretty readable from the little I played

[ocean herald]

the server slam was the main game with progression just limited

[zinc bear]

Oh okay

[ocean herald]

And all shells are available now as well

[zinc bear]

Maybe I’ll try it again when it’s on sale for $18 on steam in a few months

[coral yoke]

i'm gonna slam the server. with a metal pipe.

[zinc bear]

YES!

[coral yoke]

and probably nothing will happen because i'm a weak buffoon but yknow

[zinc bear]

Too much is always going on at the same time. Everything is like the same 3 colors and all the loot has the same logo and I literally couldn’t tell what was going on during the 2 hours I played.

[obsidian wyvern]

disagree with first point
some of the stuff could be easier to distinguish though sure

it requires reading which may be hard on you

[zinc bear]

“I can’t accept valid criticism so I must throw insults”

[obsidian wyvern]

i did just agree with you lol

[ocean herald]

I think there’s some color options you can play around with

The looting isn’t particularly smooth, and on controller managing the inventory is a bit much

[zinc bear]

You said “disagree with the first point”

[obsidian wyvern]

ok i agreed with your second point

[zinc bear]

And then said I have trouble reading, lol.

[naive turret]

It took me too long to find this smh

[waxen rose]

Metal pipe.sfx

[zinc bear]

That sound plays in battlefield 6
I got whiplash when I heard it

[obsidian wyvern]

the trouble reading is a halo fan joke too

[zinc bear]

Still doesn’t make it any less insulting??

[obsidian wyvern]

was shinji in zero i cant remember

if youre choosing to actually be insulted im afraid thats on you

[naive turret]

Nah he was at boarding school(?) during Zero

[obsidian wyvern]

oh right they were young, i forgot

[zinc bear]

I mean, I’m not taking it personally. It’s just still a trashy thing to do when you don’t agree with someone.

[obsidian wyvern]

we are making a bigger deal out of this then it was meant to be

[simple wave]

Oh god… my progress for brigadier is still 103k… I even restarted game over again

[zinc bear]

Anyways yeah marathon has a lot of visual clutter. Other than that the game was okay, it just played like arc raiders with a bad art style imo.

See the promotion and the trailers look really cool, but in game it’s like the same 3 colors over and over again.

It just confuses me how they chose this art style over the OG marathon art style which was a lot nicer. It doesn’t even feel like they’re in the same universe tbh

[naive turret]

I'm hoping the Marathon ship itself is a bit more industrialist / grungy than the rest of the game. Given the age of the thing.

[coral yoke]

haven't really looked into marathon much. what's it about?

[zinc bear]

Halo

[coral yoke]

anything like halo maybe?

[zinc bear]

Halo is heavily inspired by it. Both are Bungie.

[naive turret]

AI's with god complexes and lovecraftian horrors fighting across multiple timelines.

But mostly you're a cyborg that shoots aliens.

[zinc bear]

Marathons NEW gameplay is kinda like a basic extraction shooter

Which I feel like the IP was wasted on tbh

[coral yoke]

mmm, a pity

[simple wave]

I am cooked

[naive turret]

love this chapter art from the second game

[waxen rose]

This looks like dont turn left at the cross roads

https://tenor.com/view/true-true-meme-cannoli-king-in-yellow-the-king-in-yellow-gif-14369559309456205819

[zinc bear]

Guy who’s only seen don’t turn left at the crossroads:

[waxen rose]

The king in yellow my goat

[zinc bear]

OG marathon mogs new marathon

[waxen rose]

Whatever bro as if you watch better media when youre bored

[zinc bear]

True I just doomscroll

[waxen rose]

Exactly

[zinc bear]

But yeah marathon would’ve been better as anything other than an extraction shooter imo

[simple wave]

I could just imagine new marathon as a remake of the 1994 title.

[waxen rose]

Doom

[simple wave]

All 27 levels in full glory, with possible added mechanics to fit the modern style.

[zinc bear]

Keep the old art style please

[waxen rose]

My face when I see another 4v4 or extraction shooter game

[simple wave]

And remastered netgame maps too.

[waxen rose]

Bring back LEGO Jurassic park for the ps3

Back when gaming… ment something /s

[zinc bear]

Bring back naughty bear

[waxen rose]

Naughty bear 2 my goat

I tried playing halo Minecraft last night and it was miserable

I forgot how ugly the textures were

[zinc bear]

Panic in paradise was peak

[waxen rose]

Naughty bear vs Freddy Fitzgerald Fazbear who is winning

[zinc bear]

Naughty Bear clears

[waxen rose]

We know eminem didnt survive Freddy fazbear

Naughty bear is wanted in ALL the countries

[zinc bear]

He was right for Swiss cheesing the bears bro they had a birthday party without him

[waxen rose]

Imagine holding a celebration for someone and not even inviting that person

Wait I just described a funeral

[onyx barn]

Lets nuke the funeral

[waxen rose]

But that was John halo…

[onyx barn]

I mean Escharum's funeral got nuked

[waxen rose]

When the beef so bad you ruin your ops funeral

[hot star]

I'm tired of most new fps games just being extraction shooters or strictly multiplayer games

It's so boring

[zinc bear]

Same

[rare cedar]

We played a ranked match to get my hero rank and we pub stomped them to the point one left and we got a steaktackular 🥩

[muted rose]

This the matches I get after I get one good game

Poor guys

[simple wave]

Death to all disruptor grunts across halo infinite

[hidden iris]

It is not that bad, just engage at range

[regal ginkgo]

what do you guys think of Halo infinite?

[simple wave]

Someday I’ll be able to remake this score that glitched…

[zinc bear]

Its gud

[simple wave]

Volatile Skewer… wish my teammates would just let me have it on Vallaheim. I got a 5325 and it coulda been so much better also if they would stop dying.

[cedar turret]

In the words of the wise, get good

[thick furnace]

worst armor design ever but pretty decent gameplay

prob 2nd best gameplay

the settings in infinite are good too

[meager linden]

I can earn in that map roughly 6000+ points by destroying phantoms
But currently I stopped playing Infinite, I already did everything that I wanted

[waxen rose]

I read this as spartan points for mcc for a sec and got scared

[floral pollen]

By far my fave MP
But the campaign could be a bit better

[onyx barn]

Anyway no body answered me earlier, is there a way for kammyshep to actually be certified as a lore expert?

[sour junco]

Hay spartans it's a sad day

[lilac walrus]

Why

Wha happened

[sour junco]

I ran out of game pass and I found a way to get more freaking pass put on the system I'm on.I can't get it to work to get the to get the code

And I can't play halo mcc

[lilac walrus]

I don’t even pay for game pass on my Xbox soooo

[sour junco]

Lol

[waxen rose]

I've spotted my 7,000th johnny halo
Add it to my bingo board

[lilac walrus]

How many are in this chat

[waxen rose]

Billions

[sour junco]

I'm here

I'm trying to have someone help me right now if possible ( optional to follow through the quest)

[waxen rose]

https://tenor.com/view/clone-clones-buzz-lightyear-toy-story-gif-21609842

[meager linden]

Better to ask on #lore-and-universe
Or what you asked will be quickly buried here

[onyx barn]

I appreciate it a lot

[sour junco]

Hey , can you put your own servers on here or no ?

Okay thanks for the information

[dire iron]

nope, not at all

[sour junco]

Okay Second question does anyone know how to get free game pass so I can play halo again lol

[cedar turret]

You become gainfully employed and devote a tiny portion of your paycheck to it.

[waxen rose]

You need a JOB

[meager linden]

"Got a job for you, 621"

[sour junco]

But what if im younger

I will say red .Army is pretty cheap lol

[floral pollen]

Microsoft Rewards is prolly the best way aside from a job
But it takes a while

[sour junco]

True

[meager linden]

Halo infinite multiplayer is free, but campaign is paid

[sour junco]

Yeah , but still I need game pass to use xbox live lol

Im not on pc lol

[deep night]

I know how you feel

[sour junco]

Yup

Like, I've been using sides, lake coupon dealer but downside is I can't download any of the apps.It's not available on my device lol

[deep night]

hm could be a scam

[sour junco]

Well I will return right after I finish storming youtube for gamepass lol

[sour junco]

Yeah that is also true

[deep night]

mhm

[sour junco]

Have three sights could you help me see if it works??? And if it does we unlimited game pass

I feel like I'm too optimistic lol

[deep night]

Yea you definitely are

[sour junco]

Lol

All i'm saying is the red army will be very grateful for anyone that could help

[deep night]

I don't think I can help

[neat wigeon]

Lmao

[sour junco]

And I will stop pushing everyone before someone gets Karen mode turned on.And I get banned , so Im out

[neat wigeon]

I played one match and then I got banned

[sour junco]

Wow

[neat wigeon]

Halo studios got salty because I'm not being their punching bag

[sour junco]

That's kind of sad

[neat wigeon]

It is

For them mostly

Because I left too many games. But it's not my fault they don't know how to match make a game 🤷🏽‍♂️

[sour junco]

Ok last time i'm asking you wanna help the red army

[neat wigeon]

Why should I join games that are in progress when the other team is at 40/75 kills while my team has 18/75 kills

Loaded into 7 games just to play 2 within an hour. A good example of how bad and unfair the matchmaking system is.

[neat wigeon]

What is that? A group?

[sour junco]

Yeah It's my Server am a streamer Won't said the name cause I don't know if I git Ban

[analog sail]

@slate briar

[neat wigeon]

Oh okay cool

I presume you stream Halo?

[sour junco]

Yeah I wanna make my viewers happy with more halo but no game pass... Well you get the gist

[neat wigeon]

Oh okay

I used to stream Halo and upload it to my YouTube channel. But then I quit

[sour junco]

Oh cool

[neat wigeon]

As long as your enjoying it and you're making good content for your viewers keep up with it.

[sour junco]

Thanks man

[neat wigeon]

I wish you all the best to your content man

[sour junco]

So You wanna help out

[lilac walrus]

I want to make a YouTube channel

[neat wigeon]

I think I'm good bro. Barely keep up with halo nowadays

[sour junco]

All right all good

[neat wigeon]

I used to watch a lot of Ispiteful back in the day

[tawdry aspen]

GUYS I HIT GOLD RANK IN INFINTE

[lilac walrus]

Nice

[neat wigeon]

Nice bro

[sour junco]

Nice chief

[lilac walrus]

I’m still in bronze but ehh

[sour junco]

Hey John if you want you can join me

[tawdry aspen]

firefight gets u alot of xp

[sour junco]

And I just hit silver

[lilac walrus]

Can’t my brother is getting cooked by my parents

And I don’t want to be next

[sour junco]

Wish you luck

[lilac walrus]

Imposter

[tawdry aspen]

u imposter

[lilac walrus]

No you

[sour junco]

Okay I'm gonna say the line there can only be 1 lol

[lilac walrus]

Yeah meee

[tawdry aspen]

no meee

[lilac walrus]

No meeeeeeee

[tawdry aspen]

ME
\

[lilac walrus]

You know what I’m be sarge from rvsb

[sour junco]

Oh boy

[tawdry aspen]

dont read my name close

[sour junco]

Well if you're gonna be sarge from My favorite Halo show Then I'll be griff

[lilac walrus]

Haha

[tawdry aspen]

i am muster chief

[sour junco]

Sarge I think we both screwed up on that 1 lol

[lilac walrus]

Where the heck is griff

[lilac walrus]

What one

[sour junco]

Yeah I said I will pretend to be griff I don't wanna mess up my entire thing lol

[lilac walrus]

Welp Simon’s is still my favorite so

[sour junco]

Read chiefs name very slowly sarge

[tawdry aspen]

does any one wanna fireteam with me to grind?

[sour junco]

Yeah sure add me on Xbox

[lilac walrus]

He’s not in the red army

[tawdry aspen]

whats ur user

[sour junco]

I can find ways through the system without needing game pass sort of

R3DH00D111 The O.'s are zeros

[tawdry aspen]

k

mine is SilverMage82203

[sour junco]

Oh sarge You gonna be joining

All right let me check my Xbox app

[lilac walrus]

Sadly no my brother is still getting cooked by my mom and dad so

[sour junco]

Yeah I wish you luck sarge

[tawdry aspen]

r3d hood i sent u a request

[sour junco]

All right I'll add you hear and Xbox and you too sarge If you're cool with that?

[tawdry aspen]

my mic broke also

[lilac walrus]

Thanks

[sour junco]

That's all good with me I'm not gonna be using a mic usually unless

[tawdry aspen]

k

so i gtg soon

[sour junco]

I added you

[meager linden]

@obsidian wyvern I had to do it
I just bought Space Marine 2
Any tips that I should know?

[sour junco]

But I'll hop on after dinner might take a couple of minutes but I think it's almost ready Catch you on the battlefield chief

[verbal nymph]

I swear CE normal difficulty wasn't this hard

Am I getting worse at playing video games?

[meager linden]

Go play then Halo 2, you will feel the difference

[verbal nymph]

Yeah I think Halo 2 Normal is easier

Probably cause rocket flood arent an issue

And there's just smaller groups of flood in general

[meager linden]

Idk about rocket flood
It's easy to dodge and easily to kill, just one grenade

[verbal nymph]

They shoot you even when they're close enough to you to kill themselves

[lilac walrus]

And use the pistol

[meager linden]

And what is the problem with killing the flood, shooting directly to the chest?
It has a weak point because of the parasite, since the head isn't functioning anymore

[lilac walrus]

No I mean the pistol in halo 2 just sucks and I’m saying he could use that only for like a hilarious little challenge

[meager linden]

Oh yeah, I didn't saw that you replied to a comment about Halo 2

[verbal nymph]

Idk if this is a hot take or not

[lilac walrus]

Yeah

What

[verbal nymph]

But the Halo 2 BR is significantly better than the CE Magnum

[meager linden]

I'm not sure if it is ever possible?
Because High Charity doesn't have many kinetic weapons(kinda nerdy, sorry)

Actually, you can play the whole infinite campaign just with one banished mauler and win campaign, will be longer, but fun

[lilac walrus]

Excuse me

[lilac walrus]

I love the mauler

It’s amazing

[meager linden]

Good early morning people of Halo

[bold vortex]

Night

[obsidian wyvern]

idk tbh

depends on what class you choose, but try figure out parrying asap

[glad aspen]

that silent cartographer remake in halo infinite goes hard

[waxen rose]

Oh it's mp
Took me a second

[simple wave]

Bro I just hard crashed… halo infinite literally held together by hopes and dreams

I died in that match anyway because skimmers are so broken

[simple wave]

14k to go now until brigadier

Promotion inbound. Would be imminent if I can get a 6225 score at the minimum but I won’t guarantee it’ll happen.

Of course it wouldn’t. Perfection lost from spike grenade aimbot.

[coral yoke]

am i going crazy or did halo infinite just take 20 minutes to fetch my level and everything?

[simple wave]

Promotion now imminent. Done.

[coral yoke]

ok well now i just can't find a match at all

my wifi's notorious for having weird issues so i'll just blame it on that for now

[random vessel]

It’s early Saturday

You’re not going to find many games until midday

[simple wave]

I have found firefight matches at midnight - 1 am.

On weekdays.

[meager linden]

Déjà vu effect now started to scare me, it's started to happen very often

[glad aspen]

Halo wars 2 cinematics?

[meager linden]

Halo 5 first cinematic

[glacial spear]

Good morning, chat !

[real lintel]

hiiiii

[dense orbit]

I was working on the Half-Life 2 Alyx zombie NPC and managed to bring it into Halo 3. It actually looks incredibly good in the Halo 3 engine.

Where can I share my work?

[coral yoke]

#1076327824924872755

[dense orbit]

Thanks

[dense orbit]

I've posted it now

[normal owl]

"According to people familiar with the matter, Luckey is in talks with investors about backing the business at a $1bn valuation as it prepares to launch devices including a machine that recreates the Nintendo 64."

https://www.ft.com/content/77e330a5-8e59-4a36-b08b-c18010a2383b

[coral yoke]

from what i can access here without having to cough up $75 for some stupid reason, i doubt it's gonna do well lmao

please tell me more

[chilly summit]

big push for onyx today me thinks

colonel tier 2 diamond as of rn

[normal owl]

@hasty zinc

[cedar turret]

I've managed to last this long without watching spongebob. I can do another few decades

[keen sequoia]

hAPPY BIRTHDAY MASTER CHIEF

he is -485 years old

[waxen rose]

Wow I hate this

[waxen rose]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-master-chief-impact-props-birthday-birthday-cake-gif-14389989180456937910

[jade gust]

Why is Lord Salad Man there?

[waxen rose]

Why not invite your bestie over on your bday?

[jade gust]

Fair point

But I would imagine Doom Guy and Samus are also invited as well

[naive turret]

Just not the Grinch. Not after the incident.

[dense orbit]

how do I post screenshot here?

[waxen rose]

Dont… I haven't recovered yet…

[hearty flame]

Imagine they release an n64 with twice the power........ n128......

Honestly tho the name N6400 isn't accurate but would go so hard

[viral dune]

Have you not recovered from knee surgery

https://tenor.com/view/knee-surgery-meme-grinch-blue-grinch-that-feeling-when-gif-11244637289834073788

[chilly summit]

knee surgery reference

[meager linden]

Good evening people of Halo

[pulsar heron]

image uploads are locked behind the inheritor role

[dense orbit]

ahhh

[meager linden]

@waxen rose@zinc bear i can't play Halo 3 today together
I'm kinda tired and have bad feeling

[steady schooner]

Guys today (7th march) is chief birthday

Happy birthday chief

[obsidian wyvern]

its actually @viral dunes birthday

chief tryna steal his day

[viral dune]

Yeah man, that dude isn't even born yet

[chilly summit]

playing halo on a ps5 controller rn this feels cursed

[waxen rose]

Im at work anyway bestie I cant do much anyway

[waxen rose]

Correct
Im still limping

[steady schooner]

Oh sorry happy birthday @viral dune ‼️

[zinc moss]

[viral dune]

Thank you

[chilly summit]

happy birthday icky

[viral dune]

Thank you boat

[dense stag]

Is master chief’s birthday after the void actor?

[toxic prawn]

Happy birfday

[wind cipher]

[hasty zinc]

Happy Birthday @viral dune

[misty marsh]

@viral dune birth

[deep night]

Happy bday @viral dune

[odd anchor]

Happy Birthday

[meager linden]

@viral dune happy birthday

[viral dune]

@hasty zinc @misty marsh @deep night @odd anchor @meager linden thank you all 😁😁😁

[odd anchor]

you're welcome.

[viral dune]

Actually I'm Icky Spartan

[misty marsh]

I'm sending you 30k

Treat urself

[viral dune]

https://tenor.com/view/arknights-endfield-endfield-paypal-endfield-paypal-perlica-gif-1076085053975771351

[odd anchor]

lol

[chilly summit]

did u get that lamborghini i sent you yet icky

[viral dune]

I haven't seen it yet, no

[chilly summit]

damn i'll get on that

[naive turret]

It drove past me just a few minutes ago

A black one yeah

[chilly summit]

alright good so it's on the way atleast thanks for the update

[meager linden]

Good night people of Halo

[lilac walrus]

@viral dune happy birthday

[viral dune]

Thank you@lilac walrus

[lilac walrus]

Your welcome now go support red team

[clever basin]

Today is master chief’s birthday if you guys know

[lilac walrus]

(Audible gasp)

[deep night]

[demonic gasp]

[modern hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-my-goodness-gracious-halo-2-gif-14528970946207008420

No image perms 😢

[deep night]

lol

[lilac walrus]

Noooo

[deep night]

🥲

[plain lagoon]

[thick furnace]

[chilly summit]

[deep night]

[zinc bear]

Don’t worry man you’re good

@viral dune happy birthday 67 hi

[simple wave]

Death to all skimmers

[deep night]

death to 67

[simple wave]

those jerks are way too op bruh (NORMAL FIREFIGHT)

[zinc bear]

Icky, you share a birthday with master chief!

[simple wave]

Also an album “The Sickness” (nu/heavy metal) released on this day in 2000.

[deep night]

https://tenor.com/view/67-kid-nike-tick-deltarune-death-ah-ah-ah-gif-14762518461160698304

[viral dune]

Thank you 676767

[deep night]

ill killed 67

[vagrant kettle]

I hate this game
Because clearly spawn camping is only a reportable offense if I do it

[deep night]

Spawn camping should be bannable

[vagrant kettle]

Its husky raid

Everyone spawn camps
All the time

[deep night]

hm

[naive turret]

I've never played as much husky raid as I did in Infinite

Against my will, mind you. Going cold turkey for the next MP (lmao)

[obsidian wyvern]

hahahaha

[vagrant kettle]

I’m just going to quit for today
This isn’t fun

[simple wave]

Finally a match I survive in today

[deep night]

Run everyone, he's gone insane

[obsidian wyvern]

that was ages ago

[deep night]

ah ok

[zinc bear]

That was like 6-7 days ago

[deep night]

ew

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/940668510957346876/1479913163657973912/image0.gif

[vagrant kettle]

How was there a full hero stack in both matches?

Why did I think playing halo infinite was going to be a fun thing to do?

[noble wyvern]

So uh I playing Halo 2 and noticed something one of the posters in game

[naive turret]

Is it the Halo Wars one

[noble wyvern]

No

A low quality image of the h2 e3 build

[indigo lotus]

That easter egg has been in the game since Halo 2 came out in 2004. Even the multiplayer map Turf has the h2 e3 poster as well

[blazing shard]

hi

[obsidian wyvern]

it's a shame the armour looks so good considering where it's from
https://x.com/i/status/2030297419775115523

Halo (@Halo)

Happy Birthday to the galaxy’s most dependable teammate, Master Chief! 🎂 🎉

X · Mar 7, 2026, 3:00 PM

[jade gust]

It really needs a 117 on the torso

[chilly summit]

true

[obsidian wyvern]

hard disagree

[waxen rose]

Whatever you say bro

Mark 5 is so peak the air is thin and I cant breathe

[naive turret]

Best it's looked imo.

[waxen rose]

Truth nuke incoming!!!!!

[obsidian wyvern]

I said it looks good smh

[waxen rose]

Happy birth. Day

[chilly summit]

3 birthdays today

[misty marsh]

7th of March isn't even a pretty day to be born on what are these ppl doing

[waxen rose]

Exactly

Be born in June instead: very pretty month
Full of hurricanes and tornadoes
My favorite!

[misty marsh]

Exactly

Minus the hurricanes and tornadoes, I'm British sorry

[waxen rose]

Hurricane coming to the British Isles: SOON

We will defy the laws of nature just because the UK mildly upset us

[misty marsh]

Not June pls

Also not for the next two weeks cause I have plans

[waxen rose]

Okay how about August

[misty marsh]

Also not on September I also have plans then

[misty marsh]

Hm that works actually yeah

[waxen rose]

Many Revenant birthday then

[obsidian wyvern]

no

[misty marsh]

November gives hurricane vibes yeah

[pulsar heron]

kitso we have had hurricanes before. horrific ones, in fact

[waxen rose]

True true

[misty marsh]

WE HAVE?????

IN KENT???

[chilly summit]

please hurry this place sucks 🙏

[waxen rose]

Someone forgot to tell the brit about British hurricane s

[pulsar heron]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_storm_of_1987

[chilly summit]

WAS THAT THE STORM OF 87⁉️

[misty marsh]

Kent and East Anglia, my two primary places of residence

[misty marsh]

Omg I can't believe I didn't clock it

Hurricane Afton might come back

[pulsar heron]

weather reporter michael fish quite notably said that it was, effectively, going to be whole load of nothing

[misty marsh]

He always comes back 💔💔

[waxen rose]

The great storm is a good book title

[chilly summit]

it's over 🕊️

[misty marsh]

That's on brand yeah

[waxen rose]

Fish named Michael reporting on hurricane
It makes sense

[pulsar heron]

i believe this storm was the origin of that mindset, or at least a strong influence on it

[misty marsh]

I remember when I went Atlanta and saw a tornado for the first time and its actually insane people really just casually see those multiple times on an annual basis

[waxen rose]

“There isnt a hurricane” the last words said before a hurricane hits

[pulsar heron]

technically he was right as it was a cyclone, apparently, but it was still a understated storm

[waxen rose]

Such a mistake would never happen in Florida /j

[hasty zinc]

saw reporter and fish in the same sentence

[waxen rose]

He got fired from bakinibottom and went to england for work

[chilly summit]

michael & chips

[bitter sequoia]

Why does the show look like a fan film with a $1000 budget?

[chilly summit]

idk

i usually got the answers to everything but for that one i don't

[waxen rose]

Dont be sideways throwing shade on my first ever celebrity crush pablo schreiber by saying the show is buns

[naive turret]

I'll keep very quiet then.

[misty marsh]

Ditto

[waxen rose]

Im watchin’ yew

[topaz gazelle]

made me think now and ask: i wonder if the halo show was more Bay style, would it be more accepted?

[bitter sequoia]

Wdym

[topaz gazelle]

bay style is the form people use to refer michael bay movies, transformers movie (2007) as an example: Bay Style = Very Strong Action/Weak Story

[waxen rose]

I dont want explosions and random Megan Fox appearances, thx

[bitter sequoia]

Master freak is typing

[waxen rose]

Hello

[bitter sequoia]

Hi master freak

[chilly summit]

megan fox cortana

or whatever idk i didn't watch the show

[bitter sequoia]

I think it needs to improve in both but I can’t be talking I haven’t finished the first episode

[waxen rose]

Hi

[tacit atlas]

wtf

[chilly summit]

we're good brochacho

[tacit atlas]

these bots still exist????

[waxen rose]

Sadly
Best not to interact

[tacit atlas]

i thought they faded away to become those cyptro images bots

[obsidian wyvern]

a point off perfection really

was it these banners in the background btw, i just noticed

[chilly summit]

they look like helldiver flags lmao

[pulsar heron]

erm its two points off actually ☝️

two decimal points

[flat gyro]

anyone want my gift only gold pack im tired of seeing it.

[misty marsh]

You mean a hundreth of a point off perfection

[obsidian wyvern]

a point depending on where u look

[muted rose]

Yes it was this one I was thinking of

Highcom gave your Spartan aura

Or fleetcom whatever it was called

[pulsar heron]

a point for everywhere you look

[thick furnace]

fred is unfortunately still alive 💔

[naive turret]

He should kill Jun, it'd be funny

[deep night]

he should kill chief, it'd be funny

[zinc bear]

6-7 points off

[zinc bear]

Hate on the show all you want. But it was visually amazing.

[bitter sequoia]

I like the show I said that when I was like halfway done with the first episode

I think its action sequences are great and visuals are great

[zinc bear]

The show is peak. Season 2 is the best.

[obsidian wyvern]

🥴

[zinc bear]

Why are you flustered

[misty marsh]

We cannot be throwing around the term peak

[zinc bear]

Yeah but I’m a Chud glazer so

[misty marsh]

Peak cannot be associated with the show where chiefs taking his mask off, treating cortana like dirt and getting nasty with covenant humans that shouldn't exist

[zinc bear]

That’s season 1
Ignore season 1

I shouldn’t have called the show peak I should’ve specified ONLY season 2 is peak

[misty marsh]

That just makes it the lesser evil sibling

Peak is reserved EXCLUSIVELY for halo 3, sonic 3 and zootopia 2 😍😍

[zinc bear]

Also chief taking his mask off is literally in the games and the books so shush you halo 3 fan

[hasty zinc]

yeah chief would never take his helmet off, besides Ce, 2 and 4 and the books and comics, but other than that.. NEVER

[misty marsh]

The show should've had a helmet under the helmet

[zinc bear]

Yo that joke is so funny and original bro 😂😂