general-chat

[waxen rose]

2 regular books, 2 comics, one super edition

[simple minnow]

As a former Wings of Fire reader I can’t process more than 15 and a few spinoffs

[waxen rose]

I own them all

Even the reprint hard copy of the novellas that were in print for 1 year then taken out because no one bought them

But I did
I bought them

[simple minnow]

Learning very interesting lore right now

[waxen rose]

Im in many animator projects so I am warriors kid #2

[misty marsh]

:(((

[zinc bear]

You go to uni instead of hopping on

[simple minnow]

Nice! Happy for you, I know animation can be a pain

[misty marsh]

My unis fault for being so far far away

[zinc bear]

You’re the only person to play Helldivers with me other than the other 2 chuds btw
Sigh gonna go cry ig..

[misty marsh]

I'm sorry, I'll walk the 2 day journey next time to hop on

Anything for democracy

[zinc bear]

Anything to kill the bots

[misty marsh]

Yeah flip those clankers

[zinc bear]

AutomaCLANKERS

[waxen rose]

I know what you are

[simple minnow]

Oh dear, we’re doing this

[obsidian wyvern]

drive

[misty marsh]

Whos car do I steal

[zinc bear]

The one you’re gonna run over spork with, duhh

[waxen rose]

Ford bronco

[misty marsh]

Hmmmm
What does spork deserve to be hit by

[zinc bear]

Ford f150

[obsidian wyvern]

u can borrow mine

[misty marsh]

Pull up then

[obsidian wyvern]

Saturday

[misty marsh]

Really

Can we just do donuts in ikeas car park lowkey

[zinc bear]

Sigh

[misty marsh]

Dareal do u wanna learn how to do donuts

I'm a professional driver I can teach you

[zinc bear]

Donut RVB

[misty marsh]

Exactly

I'm a great at anything lightish red

That's why my profile is lightish red themed

[waxen rose]

“Goodbye, barbie” your light red car shouts

[simple minnow]

“They have a name for that, rookie. It’s pink”

[zinc bear]

My dogs love to watch RVB with me

They listen to me when I talk to them about it btw. They talk back too, I’m NOT schizo.

[obsidian wyvern]

maybe next time I'll actually bring my car out

[misty marsh]

Ur invited to my light red dream house for my light red pool party

[waxen rose]

Im the cool ken

[misty marsh]

Remember it's Wednesday

[waxen rose]

Marked it on my calendar

[misty marsh]

On Wednesdays we wear light red

[waxen rose]

https://tenor.com/view/pink-mean-girls-gif-5699498

I love being a diva

[zinc bear]

I thought this was white chicks and I got excited but now I’m just disappointed

[misty marsh]

God I love them

[waxen rose]

I'll be just like them in my next life

Light red… blonde… woman… rich…

[misty marsh]

My actual government name is Regina George

Sorry for gatekeeping, we're all going shopping

[waxen rose]

Holy kit self dox

Im heather from the Heathers

[misty marsh]

Ugh I still haven't seen that

[waxen rose]

Heather 1

[zinc bear]

Hi I’m Damian

[waxen rose]

Heather 3 is a chud

[misty marsh]

Theres so many Heathers

[waxen rose]

There's 4

https://tenor.com/view/heathers-heatherchandler-heatherduke-heathermcnamara-veronicasawyer-gif-25912548

I love them all in a “youre all doomed” way

Polly like my 3rd ever musical

[deep flare]

hop on delta ring 2 if you dont like infinite

[random terrace]

Im Craving A cheeseburger specifically with:
Extra, Melted cheese.
Medium Rare beef patty.
Tomatoes.
Lettuce.
English Bread.
Ketchup.
Extra mustard.
And fries to the side.

Also what is my name Da hell

[zinc bear]

Seems you got hacked, lmao.

Since the user said “hacked lmao”

[random terrace]

It appears

[zinc bear]

Reset password, log out of all devices, etc etc. I would say do that before you’re spamming scams in this server which leads to a ban

[random terrace]

Wait this is spam?

[zinc bear]

Just looks like a long text to me. You’re fine ig
If it was spam it would’ve been removed already

[rare cedar]

It’s fine

[fickle drift]

Party rock!

[dawn juniper]

Any good halo YouTubers that aren’t really known that I should watch?

[fickle drift]

I know that in the MOBA game Honor of Kings, there’s no weapon customisation.

Are there MOBA games with weapon customisation?

[signal wedge]

Raid shadow legends

[fickle drift]

It’s not a MOBA game, it’s a gacha RPG game.
You don’t know Honor of Kings, apparently.

[signal wedge]

Clash of Clans

[meager linden]

Peak game

In this year will be 10 years since I'm playing Clash of Clans

[fickle drift]

Guys I just did a miracle oh my gosh

[stray cave]

why when i come back to halo infinite after a years of playing halo combat evolved and reach, the entir chief collection, the first this i see, is a giant sandwich used for killing, i love it, this is why halo is the best franchise

[jade gust]

But have you seen the golden sandwich?

[verbal belfry]

even floww

thoughts arrive like butterfliess

[stuck wind]

So a PlayStation direct is on Thursday, what’re our chances of MCC PS?

[meager linden]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

Nothing has been announced or confirmed, so I guess zero chances

[jade gust]

I'm doubting it when there's a remake of Combat Evolved coming to PS5 already

[steady jolt]

Yeah, an announcement like that would come from Xbox first and not Sony. It's extremely unlikely to happen any time soon, if at all

[meager linden]

Good day people of Halo
How it's going?

[rare cedar]

[gusty charm]

Hi

[meager linden]

Hello there

[ocean herald]

0

[fickle drift]

This one is neither a MOBA game

[tawdry wigeon]

Hello chat

Uhhhhh i got threw up today feeling sick and i won't go to school

[ocean wolf]

Fah

[candid tusk]

Lah

[ocean wolf]

Sometimes i shove dead flies on the microwave

[candid tusk]

They have a satisfying pop when the waves are waving.

[molten pelican]

Interesting

[ocean wolf]

My friend used gemini to turn master chief with all the disabilities

[candid tusk]

Now that, we don't need to do.

[ocean wolf]

He did it not me

Though i do have a peak cover with master chief on it in the rain

Well his helmet is shown at least but its peak

Its in show off your halo drip

[jade gust]

I feel like people forget what that specific channel is meant for

[ocean wolf]

Ye i feel you

But can u see the cover on there

[analog knot]

At least the mcc one is finally not daily being hijacked by "when are they adding Halo 5"

but yeah multi year threads like that swerve all over the place, I imagine the population dropping doesnt w/ help keeping it on topic

[jade gust]

Ok but Halo 5 for MCC when? /j

[ocean wolf]

Who wanna play with me in mcc i have it

[chilly summit]

game gonna be 500gb

[ocean wolf]

How big is halo 5

But i hate halo 4 and 5 its too bright and the models are ruined

[vagrant kettle]

Turn down the brightness 🤷‍♂️

[haughty wraith]

just trying to get rid of the 11.5gb I have left of storage 🥀

[jade gust]

Seconding what Hunter said. But also what do you mean the models are ruined?

[haughty wraith]

Just because they don't fit the halo aesthetic doesn't mean that they're ruined

they're cool in their own right

other than the seeker helmet

[fierce zephyr]

Yeah this one I heavily agree on CE one negative thing that people agree on commonly is the very repetitive sections especially the library that one was awful to play cause it was such a snooze fest

[fierce zephyr]

I was fine with the graphics I just wasn’t a big fan of the weapon noises especially the br rifle

[haughty wraith]

Weapon noises were atrocious but the game looked cool

[molten pelican]

Interesting

[haughty wraith]

Imo H4 was a bit of a snoozefest and H5's story was messy

I still like the games though

[fierce zephyr]

Fr it’s like they made all the extra effort for it to be worst when they could’ve just stuck with h3 weapon sounds 😭

[haughty wraith]

All the guns could've done with a few more bits and bobs too

Magnum looked so flat

On a slightly different note I really hope they keep the original designs of stuff for campaign evolved, while adding onto them

like I saw this awesome looking marine on the new book cover with the halo 3 marine helmet shades

They could also do with a bit more wear and tear in later missions

They could bring back the idea of marine survivors aswell, where they're underkitted

ODST's, etc
I just really want to see this game succeed lol

[analog knot]

You're not alone 😄

[haughty wraith]

For sure

I really hope they're taking advice from the community

[normal owl]

Portfolio tax documents received, and that was the last piece before I can file my taxes.

[forest fossil]

im back chat

[rare cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-i-dont-even-know-who-you-are-marvel-gif-15769006

Welcome back

[forest fossil]

i am escharum, warchief of the banished

[silk hare]

:0

[forest fossil]

anyone remember that quote?

[meager linden]

@misty marsh collect your bags
We're going to Cyberstan

[jade gust]

https://tenor.com/view/who-what-confused-korath-the-pursuer-guardians-of-the-galaxy-gif-14735440

[sonic tulip]

No

[forest fossil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1342049800270647348/1465009895073124543/aibcbn.gif

[hybrid plover]

good halo people of morning

[forest fossil]

sup

[forest fossil]

how can you post gifs when you are not staff?

[steady jolt]

Inheritor role

[calm fiber]

The ability to embed and upload images is disabled by default. This privilege is granted to users who have the Inheritor role, which is automatically assigned by our bot based on various factors.

[meager linden]

Good evening people of Halo
How it's going?

[forest fossil]

how do i get this privilege?

[steady jolt]

Patience

[forest fossil]

various factors. what are they?

[steady jolt]

Be here, be active, keep it clean

[forest fossil]

do this for how long?

[hybrid plover]

ill never get inheritor 😔

[steady jolt]

It's intentionally vague for a reason, we want users to earn it naturally by engagement, not doing everything they can to spam and shortcut it

[ocean wolf]

I meant that all the character designs are ruined especially the jackal and also halo is supposed to be gloomy not bright and colorful

[forest fossil]

so be here 24/7 and obey the rules

[steady jolt]

You don't need to be here 24/7

[silk hare]

Jega ´Rdomnai my goat

[steady jolt]

But it's also going to take more than a few days

[ocean wolf]

Ye i didnt know them so thats why i got 2 warnings

[hybrid plover]

funny-halo.gif

[ocean wolf]

[forest fossil]

he is peak

[forest fossil]

if you get a warning or four for things you didnt even see in the rules does that mess up inheritor

[steady jolt]

Unless you're constantly getting them and just not reading the rules, I wouldn't worry about that too much

[forest fossil]

thanks stckr

[ocean wolf]

Ok that's good because i didnt know the rules and got 2 warnings

[hybrid plover]

what if you been literally banned then unbanned

[jade gust]

That's subjective. Just because designs are different, that doesn't mean they are ruined. Plus, not sure I'd say this is gloomy when there's bright colours

[ocean wolf]

Fair point but like they at least have to dim the colors a bit

Though the story in halo 4 and 5 are good

[jade gust]

I'd rather keep the colours, not every game needs to have a dull colour pallet

[ocean wolf]

But like isnt the game about fighting aliens trying to destroy the galaxy by activating the halo rings

And the names and the characters and the enemies

They dont fit with bright colors

[forest fossil]

we need protagonist hunters in halo

[hybrid plover]

hmmm. have you considered star wars the clone wars

[ocean wolf]

Anything but that

[ocean wolf]

Watched the first ep its good so far

[jade gust]

The Covenant all wear bright colours in Combat Evolved

And what do the names of characters have to do with the colour pallet

[misty marsh]

Launching the game on my microwave 🤞

[ocean wolf]

Ye i know but like make the colors darker versions of themselves of thr mao

[hybrid plover]

about a million more to go 🙏🏻

[forest fossil]

we have them in firefight

[ocean wolf]

Well it gives off a dark theme for me

[ocean wolf]

Which

[forest fossil]

halo infinite firefight king of the hill. we had hunters on our side

[ocean wolf]

What abt in mcc

[jade gust]

Reach did this but ultimately, even though the models had more detail than in Halo 3, it's not as memorable as the games before it in terms of the visuals

[meager linden]

You can summon them in few maps, or only on one
Can't say for sure

[jade gust]

You're gonna have to explain this, because I don't know what you mean when you say character names give off dark themes

[ocean wolf]

Idk, sterling?

[forest fossil]

idk never played mcc

i have each game separate

[ocean wolf]

[jade gust]

There's nobody in Halo called Sterling

And that isn't explaining what you mean

[ocean wolf]

Idksterling peanut butter

[ocean wolf]

There is john

[hybrid plover]

idksterling peanut butter

what the hecks

[ocean wolf]

Search it up

[jade gust]

I'm confused too

[meager linden]

What?

[hybrid plover]

oh its some meme or something

[ocean wolf]

Im officially confusing half the server

[hybrid plover]

do you like korn?

[ocean wolf]

The food yes

Not that other stuff

[jade gust]

So I guess I'm not getting an answer to what character names give off dark themes and how that somehow relates to the colour pallet of the game

[ocean wolf]

[ocean wolf]

Yes

[hybrid plover]

something something peanut butter

[ocean wolf]

Idk, sterling?

Maybe with peanut butter?

[jade gust]

https://tenor.com/view/kusuriya-no-hitorigoto-maomao-the-apothecary-diaries-anime-cat-gif-10580476962977553678

[ocean wolf]

[steady jolt]

Anyways, here's my cat

[jade gust]

A baby!

[hybrid plover]

oh i have uncrustables! nice cat

[hasty zinc]

uncrustables is a lie

there is a crust

[hybrid plover]

not realllyyy. its just pinched bread

[hasty zinc]

it's a crust

[hybrid plover]

mmmm no

[ocean herald]

how are we defining crust

[hybrid plover]

its not crust in the traditional sense

[candid tusk]

Bread crust is crispy. Uncrustables have no crisp.

[hybrid plover]

YES

[jade gust]

But it's still a crust

[hasty zinc]

the hard thing around the edge of a sandwich that you peel off

[ocean herald]

speaking of uncrustables, i've seen some people deep fry them

[jade gust]

I don't peel it off

[hasty zinc]

you monster

[hybrid plover]

it aint crust tho. its pinched white bread. the crust is gone

[candid tusk]

Airfried is great too.

[ocean herald]

i see. i must conclude uncrustables do not have that

[hasty zinc]

you're pinched white bread

[steady jolt]

Gottem

[hybrid plover]

banned. ban him nowwww

[candid tusk]

Not the "I've lost the argument" lash-out from Aegis. lmao

[rare cedar]

On it

[ocean herald]

is human skin our crust?

[candid tusk]

Cease

[steady jolt]

!ban Question Authority - Crust this!

[hybrid plover]

i see how it is

[hasty zinc]

get crust'd

[hybrid plover]

okay now google if uncrustables have crust

[steady jolt]

Y'all crusty humans fr

[hasty zinc]

can't fight that

[hybrid plover]

noooooo, cheater

i cant send proof either, this is unfair!

[steady jolt]

Skill issue

[pure wharf]

Is it confirmed of a halo br?

[steady jolt]

nope

[pure wharf]

Dam

[hybrid plover]

hurry hes getting away!

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/vKxP.gif

[rare cedar]

He showed proof

With a picture of the word

Yes

That’s all the evidence needed

[hybrid plover]

yall remind me of a certain persons fan base

[trim saddle]

[hasty zinc]

Halo?

[trim saddle]

You can't escape the mantis

Mantis 5evr

[hybrid plover]

nooooo

[jade gust]

This just gave me flashbacks to when I used to moderate for a former friend. I remember a few unruly people saying stuff like this

[hybrid plover]

good to see you again

[rare cedar]

Who do we remind you of

[hybrid plover]

nooo nvm nvm

[rare cedar]

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/vJNgg1zbRXv.gif

[trim saddle]

Night er lev? 🤣

[hybrid plover]

blind obedience

[jade gust]

I feel I would remember if you were someone I banned over there

[hybrid plover]

yeh im jk

[trim saddle]

Sounds like something that someone who isn't jk would say

[hybrid plover]

idek the server he speaks of

[trim saddle]

[meager linden]

Hello there
Haven't seen you here for a long time

[trim saddle]

I've been quiet, I tend to not talk a lot when I'm in a low spot.

[rare cedar]

I was mantis free for a month until he broke his silence

[hasty zinc]

seek higher ground

[hybrid plover]

stevie wonder

[hasty zinc]

🌊

[trim saddle]

I'll make up for lost time. No worries.

[obsidian wyvern]

you really don't need to lol

[rare cedar]

The counter was at a solid 35 days

[trim saddle]

Wort wort or whatever they say

[forest lagoon]

Then I have failed in my job

[trim saddle]

[hybrid plover]

cuz we lost king shark

ig he finally became shark soup

[obsidian wyvern]

we got something worse

[rare cedar]

Ya…

[hybrid plover]

whats that

[rare cedar]

Icky

[jade gust]

Wasn't Icky here before Shark?

[meager linden]

You did count?
That's crazy actually

[hasty zinc]

we trade one villain for another

[trim saddle]

[rare cedar]

Hey wait, that’s the line the arbiter says to chief! Which is revs current pfp!

WOOAHHHH

[hybrid plover]

wheres the tbagging mantis stickerrr?

[rare cedar]

Gone

Forever

Bye Felicia

[hasty zinc]

it all comes full circle

[hybrid plover]

AA WHY

[hasty zinc]

like some sort of ring

[hybrid plover]

like some sort of, halo ring

[rare cedar]

Big hoola hoop

https://tenor.com/view/justin-timberlake-what-goes-around-comes-all-the-way-back-around-gif-14305045

[meager linden]

You all have feeling that dream can repeat in random moment?
Just like me, it is a scary thing

[rare cedar]

Déjà vu

[hybrid plover]

i always have the same dream where im house sitting for this mansion, but its haunted

and at the end i think it was only like 2 days, but it was weeks

[meager linden]

I guess I'm cursed
All the dreams that I have, will be real

[hasty zinc]

quick dream of a brand new non-remake Halo game releasing this year

[rare cedar]

[hybrid plover]

make it happen!

[ocean herald]

are real, or "will be"

[hybrid plover]

also dream of bf3 pleaseee

[meager linden]

Titanfall 3

[hybrid plover]

acceptable

prototype 3

[obsidian wyvern]

that's why it's a dream

next up is halo23

[jade gust]

I'd rather dream of Unggoy Farmer

[rare cedar]

It snowed the other day. The neighbors across the street wouldn’t shut up about it.

[hybrid plover]

snow! FootedSnowPanda

its finally nice over here, bout 56 degrees out

[crude summit]

canada

is

better

than

america

[hybrid plover]

than*

[hybrid plover]

i cant believe yall took away tbaggin mantis sticker

[forest lagoon]

[candid tusk]

It may be a tacit admission that we will never see the mantis return.

[hybrid plover]

idk i think they just hate us

[steady jolt]

I don't think we're that deep lol

[candid tusk]

We're that deep. It's all a conspiracy, and you're the conspirator!

[crude summit]

call of duty is betterrrrrrrrr

[hybrid plover]

Odin dont ya got class to go to lil guy

[crude summit]

bro who are you?

[candid tusk]

Now I need to go make sixteen articles and tag the truth speakers of YouTube of this discovery.

[faint mantle]

The Qustioner of Authority, that's who

[crude summit]

so tough

[candid tusk]

...Does that make Odin the authority?

[hybrid plover]

thatd be giving odin too much credit

[faint mantle]

God I hope not

[candid tusk]

Or is Question the Authority's Questioner?

[robust salmon]

"I am an FSB Agent, and this is my FAVORITE video game!"

[crude summit]

https://giphy.com/gifs/spinning-kermit-mimibarbar-ZaTByM7nq0ss1woo8y

[robust salmon]

-ACK'd

[faint mantle]

@hybrid plover question me for something and get the natural order resored

[crude summit]

https://giphy.com/gifs/muppetwiki-muppets-kermit-the-frog-xdLH51eNWZAHrwy5mf

[fierce zephyr]

Best thing 343 ever added and it’s not even debatable

[hybrid plover]

do you like breakfast burritos

[faint mantle]

No

[robust salmon]

H4 cortana

[faint mantle]

I've had a breakfast calzone though

[hybrid plover]

what kinda sicko doesnt like breakfast burritos

[fierce zephyr]

Fine….

[faint mantle]

Best airport food I've ever had

[forest lagoon]

I had a calzone at costco the other day. I like

[rare cedar]

My army beat their army. The day is mine.

[robust salmon]

close second would be the grapple hook in Infinite

[faint mantle]

Oh wow now I'm jealous

[robust salmon]

costco is peak american culture

[hybrid plover]

i had a pesto chicken calzone the other day actually

[obsidian wyvern]

it's in Europe smart guy

[ocean herald]

Wall-E taught us Costco can survive the apocalypse

[robust salmon]

it is?

[forest lagoon]

Date night there for a hotdog is just something special

[steady jolt]

I have a Cotsco like 10 miles away from me

[obsidian wyvern]

lol

[hybrid plover]

costco is the goat, and the owner is a good guy also

rare to see

[robust salmon]

that doesn't disprove the fact that costco is an inherently American store chain

[steady jolt]

Nobody was saying that

[robust salmon]

it just doesn't get more patriotic than buying up some BBQ food for the 4th of July weekend

[rare cedar]

What til he finds out where IKEA started

[fierce zephyr]

Ik some people disliked it but I loved the grapple hook and I think it definitely suits master chief

[hybrid plover]

"welcome to costco, i love you"

[robust salmon]

somewhere in sweden

i kinda wish costco sold PC parts

[ocean herald]

they sell prebuilts. i did see a funny headline the other day about them needing to remove the ram from the display units because people were stealing them lol

[hybrid plover]

have yall seen the ikea giraffe light

https://www.ikea.com/us/en/p/grejsimojs-led-decorative-light-floor-giraffe-yellow-battery-operated-00602039/

ooo i can send links!?

[robust salmon]

the fine gentlemen who shop at costco would never

that's some Walmart stuff though

going to walmart makes a man feel like a yakuza game, some dudes could jump out at any second challenging you to a fight, you gonna stay on your toes

[ocean herald]

agree, that's Sam's Club behavior

[hybrid plover]

apparently you can take as many samples as you want from costco

[meager linden]

Good night people of Halo

[pulsar heron]

good night wade!

[hybrid plover]

good wade night!

[rancid ember]

Giodnight!

[normal owl]

Last night I discovered that a ton of the Great [Country] Baking Show series and specials are on Roku Channel. Excited to watch the one-off specials.

[analog knot]

GBBS is such a feel good show, one of mine and the mrs favorites

[hybrid plover]

wait for free?? didnt know that

[dusty jacinth]

The armored casket...

[muted rose]

*Casket

[knotty geyser]

Yo

[muted rose]

Majangasaurus enjoyer I see you

There we go

[dusty jacinth]

How do you know? 😨

[muted rose]

Username

Real recognizes real

[dusty jacinth]

Hell yeah brother

[normal owl]

It really is. I had forgotten how cozy it is: just the tonic I need.

[normal owl]

Yeah, and Roku Channel's ads are like nothing compared to every other streaming service.

[dusty jacinth]

Join the timeless chorus.

[simple minnow]

Oh wow, it’s the actual Gravemind from Halo 2!

Sign my forehead, please!

[dusty jacinth]

Come here, I'll give you my signature with my spores

[simple minnow]

Y’know what, I’m good thanks

[dusty jacinth]

😞

[hybrid plover]

noted! i do catch key and peele on comedy central there sometimes

[dusty jacinth]

I haven't eaten anything since the fall of High Charity, 7 years ago

[hybrid plover]

you must be hungy

[dusty jacinth]

Yeah

I need to consume biomass again

[pulsar heron]

lets not do the roleplay thing, per the rules

[hybrid plover]

you can have aegis, he thinks uncrustables have crust

[dusty jacinth]

Roleplay? We're just talking

[dusty jacinth]

Hell yeah

[dusty jacinth]

It was just a joke 😭

[hasty zinc]

Gravemind pic + Gravemind username + talking as the gravemind, sounds like RP to me!

[hybrid plover]

so, real life it is

what about this weather!?

[hasty zinc]

starting to warm up here so hopefully all the ice melts

[candid tusk]

It's poor roleplay if so. Complete failure on the iambic pentameter.

[pulsar heron]

this weather sucks actually

[dusty jacinth]

Hey sorry 😞 wasn't the intention, It won't happen again

[hasty zinc]

you don't have to apologize lol

[candid tusk]

Tora, what are we looking at here? lol

[hasty zinc]

looks like a pic from the inside of a bus

showing rainy weather

[candid tusk]

That's right. Come back once you brush up on your poetry!

[hybrid plover]

same! got the windows open, very nice

[obsidian wyvern]

its rained in england every single day this year so far

https://x.com/Dexerto/status/2021191523954483387

Dexerto (@Dexerto)

It has officially rained every day in the UK in 2026

X · Feb 10, 2026, 11:56 AM

[hybrid plover]

those sewers must be getting put to some work

[normal owl]

I think of them every single time before a football game kickoff when they go through the players' talking heads saying their names and where they're from lol

[dusty jacinth]

Is it true that there's already a new gravemind on a remote Covenant planet?

[candid tusk]

Probably best to ask in #lore-and-universe honestly.

Here you'll just get round about meme answers.

[normal owl]

https://klipy.com/gifs/key-and-peele-football-1

[hybrid plover]

"Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon California State"

[dusty jacinth]

I'm sorry. I'm very new to this server, I'm still getting used to it

[simple minnow]

Yeah, it was in one of the Waypoint Chronicles

[dusty jacinth]

I'll go there

[simple minnow]

Apparently it’s based on an infected Spartan

[candid tusk]

You joined nearly two years ago. lol

[hasty zinc]

mmm Busters Brownce

I am also very new here

[naive surge]

when are they gonna take the omen seriously?

[normal owl]

I was cracking up during Super Bowl's pre-kickoff when they went through the starting lineup thinking about this.

[hybrid plover]

"Torque, Lewith"

[simple minnow]

I saw him adding his roles only, like, 30 minutes or so ago. I don’t think he was active on here before

[hybrid plover]

he seems familiar but idk

[simple minnow]

Neither do I, I only sent my first message here yesterday

[dusty jacinth]

I joined but never really talked much. I don't know much about the server

[hasty zinc]

it's dedicated to the Beyonce song

please record you singing it and upload it for verification

[naive turret]

Damn

[normal owl]

All good! The only things you need to know are: (a) Emile from Halo Reach is to be respected and never ridiculed, and (b) Aegisfate handles all intake for moderation queries.

(a) and (b) are false.

[hasty zinc]

(c) Halo 4 libel will not be tolerated

[naive surge]

speaking of verification i wonder if youll be able to track the rollout of discords age verification on the playercount of gmod

[analog knot]

We constantly confirm Halo 4 is horrible so that one is confirmed false

[normal owl]

Therefore, the answer is (d) None of the above.

[hasty zinc]

we did it!

[analog knot]

In H2A you can clearly hear where every enemy spawns, that feels like a fireable offense

[naive surge]

isnt libel towards someone? so you cant libel a thing(halo 4)

[naive turret]

https://tenor.com/view/j-jonah-jameson-slander-libel-spider-man-jk-simmons-gif-23201080

[simple minnow]

Halo 4 is spiritually that one guy we leave out of the group chat

[hasty zinc]

halo 4 is a living breathing organism that is full of joy and wonder

[naive surge]

im gonna open a bunch of credit cards in halo 4s name

[normal owl]

Yes you can, it's near-universal in most employment agreements: can't say bad things falsely about a company or its products/services.

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/uyzO.gif

[naive surge]

i thought there was a different term for when its towards a non-person

[hasty zinc]

it's defamation, but that defamation can be libel or slander IIRC

[normal owl]

They're interchangeable for non-persons, but yeah defamation or disparagement might be the usage you see more in boilerplates.

[naive surge]

neat

[pulsar heron]

ding ding ding!

[simple minnow]

I may or may not understand what libel means

I would like to apologize for my earlier transgression

[hasty zinc]

we will take that into consideration

the council will decide your fate

[candid tusk]

As chair of the "Halo 4 is... A Halo." council, you are free to go, no apologies needed.

[naive surge]

death to be administered within the next twenty-nine thousand business days

[simple minnow]

:( boo-womp

[normal owl]

There being no further matters before this council, the meeting is adjourned.

[jade gust]

Is this really news worthy? Our whole thing is there's always rain in the UK

[hasty zinc]

where does it rain more, seattle or the UK

[obsidian wyvern]

its a new record apparently idk

[hasty zinc]

soggier beans and toast

[normal owl]

I remember the first time I had an "English breakfast". It was more American-sized than typical American breakfasts! I was really impressed.

[hasty zinc]

but not bigger than a Ron Swanson breakfast

[candid tusk]

Full English's are crazy looking. I don't think I could ever eat one.

[jade gust]

They are fantastic (I say, as a veggie who has only had a veggie version)

[normal owl]

It was one of the most awesome culinary sights I've ever seen placed in front of me.

[candid tusk]

Did you get through the whole thing in one go?

[normal owl]

I don't remember if I did. It was the morning after my cousin's wedding reception in London, so I was hungover significantly.

[hasty zinc]

anybody watch BeardMeetsFood?

[candid tusk]

Every night while eating dinner. lol

[normal owl]

I've only seen BeerMeatsFood

[dusty jacinth]

Some one say flood?

[hasty zinc]

yeah I can only watch it when I'm eating

otherwise I just get really hungry lol

[candid tusk]

Some of those meals are insane. A few I see as being made to never be beaten.

[normal owl]

experiencing that with Great British Baking Show last night

[fickle drift]

I'm hungry as heck right now!

[naive surge]

i watch a lot of tasting history and its 1/2 torture 1/2 motivation to go on a grocery trip

[hasty zinc]

bout to eat some Panda Express

[normal owl]

I guess they're not endangered anymore, though I still don't support this.

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/blg8j.gif

[floral pollen]

Nah they just cook the food there dw

[normal owl]

https://tenor.com/view/lil-yachty-drake-laptop-duh-gif-8033838636860661307

[chilly summit]

rule britannia 🇬🇧

[naive turret]

https://klipy.com/gifs/code-geass-lelouch-11

[waxen rose]

Why are we unironically flagpole maxxing

[naive surge]

finally: at soup

[meager linden]

Finally, the 60FPS gif

[fierce zephyr]

Peak anime if only we got a halo legends season 2

Would be so fire to watch

[waxen rose]

Keep dreaming

[zinc bear]

Halo 4 is the best halo. You’re wrong, and shall be punished. My dad owns halo studios, and you’re getting banned now. Was that really worth it?

[waxen rose]

Dude his dad owns Microsoft you are so cooked

[simple wave]

I had 3 matches straight of 5k scores.

[hybrid plover]

hes being truthful

wait thats not allowed!

[simple wave]

Maybe the next lieutenant grade (3) today.

[fierce zephyr]

It’s not wrong to dream of peak 🤷‍♂️

[simple wave]

150k for captain. Sheeeeesh.

[naive turret]

In my restless dreams, I see that place.

The Blu-Ray box set for Halo Legends 2

[waxen rose]

I love Blu-ray sm and streaming services cant rip me from my beautiful dvd no matter how hard theyvtryv

Throwback to the time my dad bought 5 dvds of fell of reach on accident

[pulsar heron]

the beloved dvd vs the cursed streaming service

[inner echo]

Sup

[waxen rose]

Omg it's pinkie pie

[inner echo]

Yes it is IM pinkie pie 😼

[waxen rose]

Woaw

[inner echo]

(Look at kinlist)

[candid tusk]

The quality can't be beat honestly.

[waxen rose]

Daily reminder that disney+ purposefully made the cars movie look worse on their service and the dvd is actually fullscreen

[obsidian wyvern]

are there more cars 2 fans here

[waxen rose]

Well there are certainly more cars 2 fans than any planes fan or whatever that spin-off was called

[obsidian wyvern]

yeah planes

[muted rose]

Hey my favorite fighter plane was in planes no slander

Corsairs are cool af

[waxen rose]

The only thing I remember about planes was that crop duster saving a ski resort or sum

[floral pollen]

I've never watched it I'm pretty sure

[waxen rose]

You're missing out on peak cars 3

[floral pollen]

I've seen Cars 1 like too much, and Cars 3 a few times

[waxen rose]

Cars 2 was meh I didnt like the spy plot

[hasty zinc]

I've never seen any of them lol

[waxen rose]

Its a movie you’d watch with your kids in your context

[obsidian wyvern]

[floral pollen]

Cars 1 was like the only movie I watched when I was little

[waxen rose]

I watched cars 1 sm the dvd burned

[floral pollen]

Damn

I don't remember like any of it, but I prolly watched it like 100 times at least

[waxen rose]

Mcqueen becomes a sellout thats the plot /j

[candid tusk]

The plot is vague memories here. I think I only watched it once.

Larry the Cable Guy was in it.

[naive turret]

I'll vouch for the first film, great soundtrack too.

[obsidian wyvern]

mcqueens in a truck, accidentally dumped out the truck and ends up as a towns prisoner with a former racing champion

ive made it sound really exciting i know

[waxen rose]

https://tenor.com/view/dinocope-mcqueen-lightning-mcqueen-cars-pixar-cars-gif-1289784382922910637

[naive turret]

The combine harvester terrified me as a kid ngl.

[waxen rose]

I used to show up to class in my lightning mcqueen crocs

I used to be cool...

[hasty zinc]

dang what happened?

[simple minnow]

Peaked in elementary school

[waxen rose]

Dog got to the crocs in a bad way

[misty marsh]

Please do not call cars 2 meh it really upsets me

[waxen rose]

I apologise to kit for triggering her

I say with my fingers crossed behind my back

[misty marsh]

That's it
We're only watching cars 2 from now on nothing else under this roof

[waxen rose]

Im gonna die in this house

[misty marsh]

You will learn to recognise peak 😤

[waxen rose]

Can I choose the movies on Thursdays please

I want to watch equestria girls camp everfree

[obsidian wyvern]

WHAT

[waxen rose]

Yeah the spy plot

I wished I had a friend like mater but realistically I am mater

[obsidian wyvern]

icky seems like a mater to me

[trim saddle]

Wait.. would that be like McQueen being stored in the trucks.. uh.. backside?

[obsidian wyvern]

i was thinking when i typed it, that this is uhhh, yeah

[trim saddle]

Or a backpack, perchance.

[waxen rose]

Think of how certain frogs make tadpoles in their backs

That's how it is

[misty marsh]

Every two times you watch cars two, you can cash that in for a single episode of any other media you wish to watch

[naive turret]

I mean trailers are detachable right, so it's more like carrying a kid in a harness or pushing a pram.

[misty marsh]

If its a movie, you can cash in for 30 minutes

[misty marsh]

Backpack since it can detach 🙏

[trim saddle]

Yeah a backpack makes more sense when using that logic instead of the perverse option.

[waxen rose]

So I can watch transformers prime episode 1-5 if i watch cars 2 9 times?

[naive turret]

Make it Armada with me Freak and you wont have to watch Cars at all

[misty marsh]

10 times

You can only cash in every two movies, no half cash ins

[waxen rose]

Darn

[trim saddle]

That's just added suffering

[waxen rose]

Im gonna memerizs every single line atp

[misty marsh]

I see no issues in this

[naive turret]

Something about lemons, and the Queen wants to see if she'll get bombed

[misty marsh]

Even the Japanese lines will be memorised

[trim saddle]

I wonder how much fun rev will have doing laso on CE3

[naive turret]

If Rev ever plays CEV I'm contractually obliged as his friend to laugh at him

[waxen rose]

I forgot discord has that weird pop-up thing in the side and you popped up while my prof walked by and he asked if I liked sonic

[misty marsh]

Did you say yes

[waxen rose]

I said I liked shadow

[trim saddle]

We need a laugh track button every time he resets

[misty marsh]

Hmmmm

[timber leaf]

@tawdry knot took my halo guys

[trim saddle]

There's plenty to go around

[waxen rose]

Its only you popping up too im crine

[misty marsh]

Amy demands to be seen what can I say

[waxen rose]

I used to like tails and then I grew up

Spitting bars

[trim saddle]

I thought shadow only likes thiccc latinas?

[waxen rose]

Okay man

[misty marsh]

He just loves latinas

[trim saddle]

According to memes, which are law for lore

[misty marsh]

Idk if thickness was ever a variable

[obsidian wyvern]

im hopefully not giving in

[naive turret]

I want to make the joke, so badly.

Alas.

[naive turret]

wym 'hopefully' is giving in on the cards now

[misty marsh]

Famous last words

[obsidian wyvern]

ok when it actually does come out, ill see how desperate i am to play "new" halo

[trim saddle]

He's already backtracking on how sure he is

[naive turret]

[obsidian wyvern]

but i am not buying it, and if i do play it, itll be because i bought gamepass for smthn else

[misty marsh]

Not hating to his true potential

[trim saddle]

I'll gift it to you 😜

[obsidian wyvern]

but rn i have no plans to play it for a few years

[forest fossil]

for democracy

[waxen rose]

Buy our remakes says Microsoft

[obsidian wyvern]

i am rejecting any and every gift coming my way

[trim saddle]

I've got disposable income

Be ready

[obsidian wyvern]

honestly the reason why i bought fh6 was to make sure i didnt get gamepass close enough to ces launch

[trim saddle]

Oh gamepass autoredeems when gifted, you can't reject that.

[obsidian wyvern]

that is such bs

[trim saddle]

[obsidian wyvern]

dont do this to me

[misty marsh]

Ty for letting us know

[obsidian wyvern]

im gonna have to block your xbox account
and you

[trim saddle]

I have 2 lol

[obsidian wyvern]

can u lmk the name of the second one

[trim saddle]

Actually 3.. you don't know the 3rd one

[misty marsh]

I can use my baby brothers account

[obsidian wyvern]

can u guys send all your usernames

[waxen rose]

I cant wait to play ce for the 8th time I lost count

[obsidian wyvern]

im just gonna go through your friends list and block everyone

[naive turret]

I remember having a question about a thing I thought they might do but I forgot.

Thanks for your time.

[waxen rose]

There will be no fred so it's automatically buns

[obsidian wyvern]

xbox doesnt want me to nvm

[forest fossil]

lol

[analog knot]

Open your xbox app

[obsidian wyvern]

i hate the xbox app

[naive turret]

https://tenor.com/view/shame-pity-reload-shotgun-gif-5160379

[obsidian wyvern]

where is my console companion app microsoft

[waxen rose]

I hate this

[analog knot]

All im saying is try it 😄

[obsidian wyvern]

wait i found your brothers account kitso lol

[obsidian wyvern]

it worked 😔

[analog knot]

not my first rodeo

[misty marsh]

HAH

[obsidian wyvern]

nvm he wins

[misty marsh]

I can't even remember what his gamer tag is hang on

[obsidian wyvern]

literally his name

[waxen rose]

Jeffery get off home

[misty marsh]

That's rough

[obsidian wyvern]

only 21 days ago? feels like forever

also when was favourite a thing and why r u on there

[misty marsh]

I was confusing it for his roblox name

[obsidian wyvern]

i legit cant remove it

[misty marsh]

Why wouldn't I be there 😂

[forest fossil]

fav btb mode?

[obsidian wyvern]

not being associated with a league player

[misty marsh]

You played val ur no better

[obsidian wyvern]

🥴

[obsidian wyvern]

ctf

[forest fossil]

whats armored core?

[forest fossil]

same

[naive turret]

It's a mech combat game from the same devs as the Souls games, Elden Ring, etc.

It predates those, actually. AC6 is the newest one.

[simple wave]

Do I get captain this week…

[meager linden]

And best of the best🔥

[obsidian wyvern]

funnily enough, ac6 isnt even that highly rated in the ac community

well, they like it but think its a downgrade in so many ways

[naive turret]

I'd want to try the older ones if they were more accessible

[obsidian wyvern]

yeah

[meager linden]

I guess because they couldn't beat the || Ibis Cel-240 || first helicopter boss

[trim saddle]

No.

Also Jeffers is my last name.

[waxen rose]

I tried my best to convince him

I thought it was like a nick name but no it's unironically just your name and I kinda stan that

[trim saddle]

I ams who I ams

Oh no, anyway.

[waxen rose]

Anyways

[trim saddle]

Pretty sure that's not legitimate, can this be considered spam?

[jade gust]

Is it just me seeing this?

[waxen rose]

Im seeing it too

[floral pollen]

It's not

[trim saddle]

Which not is it lol

[halcyon nimbus]

Fortunately no. Its just a lil joke among friends... Right?

[floral pollen]

Not legit
I've already seen someone else do it as a rickroll lmao

[trim saddle]

Jokes are entertaining or funny so 🤷🏻‍♂️

[waxen rose]

Zero giggles came from me

[trim saddle]

But it was a good attempt.

[halcyon nimbus]

Idk.. I've gotten a few servers to fall for it 🤷‍♂️

It was funny to me at least

[trim saddle]

Gullible is written on the ceiling for sure.

[waxen rose]

Elite ball knowledge

[haughty wraith]

Can't even see the messages

[trim saddle]

RIP in peace

I really hope that the halo megabloks game gets finished 😭

[waxen rose]

It will in 2093

[steady jolt]

🔒 Message Hidden
-# Discord now requires a decent amount of aura in order to see certain messages. More vibe check passes needed

[waxen rose]

Im gonna cry i have maxxed out aura from farming it please I need this

[misty marsh]

suffering from too much aura

[jade gust]

Well, I guess I need to go out and aura farm

[zinc bear]

lol I can see this. I can actually change how much aura I have in the blink of an eye. That’s how aura I am.

[jade gust]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-the-force-awakens-han-solo-harrison-ford-finn-gif-17992164300319298550

[zinc bear]

I can make it work. Also, very funny joke stckr.

[waxen rose]

This is how I feel when I add my over powered oc into canon

[zinc bear]

Not true you have NO aura

[misty marsh]

why are you negating my aura

[zinc bear]

How I feel saying that my sniper OC beats every spartan cause I said so

[faint mantle]

The Emperor's New Clothes, everyone

[zinc bear]

Thanks merty

[faint mantle]

How dare ye insult me with that misspelling!

[zinc bear]

IM SORRY

[waxen rose]

Bro SOLOS chief, SOLOS fred, even solos noble 6s ability to revive using the last save point

[zinc bear]

Only one he doesn’t solo is Linda

[waxen rose]

I hope someone realises one day that master chief isnt dying
He killed him once so why is he back? He just realised chief can save and load

[candid tusk]

Chief's living the horrors of Re:Zero.

[waxen rose]

The horrors of undertale

[candid tusk]

Never played.

[naive turret]

Every time you die in a mission that's a doomed timeline.

Every time every player who's ever played Halo dies in a mission that's a doomed timeline.

[waxen rose]

Literally undertale

[zinc bear]

Guess every timeline is doomed cuz of me

[waxen rose]

Master chief realises he may have died and needs to lock in. And then dies 7 more times to atriox

[zinc bear]

6? 67?

Oh ok

[waxen rose]

Linda only gets to die once that proves she isnt that kewl

[zinc bear]

Okay pal gonna ban you

🔒 Message Hidden
-# Discord now requires everyone to like Linda to see this message that’s why you can’t see it freak. Gonna ban you tomorrow bye pal!

Hate you forever

[waxen rose]

DNR BAN ME

[waxen rose]

You called me a chud 8932 seconds ago so the feeling is almost mutual /lh

[zinc bear]

Can we make a voting room so we can vote who to ban?

He is

Cause all 3 of us are chuds 🥹🥹

[waxen rose]

Dont lump me with HIM

He is chudly

[steady jolt]

Let's not, please

[trim saddle]

Looks like a face drawn on an upside down chin.

[zinc bear]

Hate this photo

[zinc bear]

ew

are these your drawings spork?

[candid tusk]

Lovely self portraits.

[molten pelican]

Every day I improve

[zinc bear]

can you draw me as one of them pls

[waxen rose]

Its that one ugly hamster image😭

[zinc bear]

oh really

[zinc bear]

awww is that one me?

[waxen rose]

Put a fedora on him

[zinc bear]

so he can look like US

[molten pelican]

No I am burnt out

[zinc bear]

then cool down duh

[waxen rose]

Ain't no us pal😭

[zinc bear]

we? there is we..

[waxen rose]

Hamster patch coming soon

[zinc bear]

wait i have an image you can use when i say "we" ill dm it to you

[waxen rose]

Crine💔

[molten pelican]

Is it just you two in the server now

[zinc bear]

yes

[coral moth]

beef

[candid tusk]

And then there's this guy.

[zinc bear]

that one dude nobody invited

okay maybe we shouldn’t post that stuff in this server

anyways
uhh

[waxen rose]

Oh my goodness gracious

[zinc bear]

mini cake crumb donuts are the best

[coral moth]

https://klipy.com/gifs/longest-drive

[ocean herald]

I disagree

[zinc bear]

Well what’s your favorite Mr cake hater?

[ocean herald]

Favorite what

[waxen rose]

He just said that to have a contrasting opinion

[zinc bear]

Favorite donut

[ocean herald]

I disagree

[waxen rose]

Negative Nancy

[ocean herald]

Boston creme or plain cake

[coral moth]

https://klipy.com/gifs/should-i-leave-you-two-alone-herbert-garrison

[zinc bear]

“Plain cake” you boring as hell bruh /j 😭😭

[ocean herald]

French cruellers are like eating air

Blueberry cake or red velvet cake is also good

[ocean herald]

Wow I can’t believe you’re serious

[zinc bear]

Nun better than mini cake crumbs

[waxen rose]

Red velvet cake im gonna barf

[coral moth]

https://klipy.com/gifs/whipped-cream-17

[zinc bear]

Now I am

[waxen rose]

First I loled
Then I serioused

[zinc bear]

True true

[ocean herald]

The best donuts is washed down with ____

[zinc bear]

Ok ok what about little Debbie’s oatmeal crème pies?

[ocean herald]

Only 1 right answer

[zinc bear]

Orange juice

[waxen rose]

The pies make me feel greedy when I eat 6 in one sitting

[ocean herald]

🫢

[zinc bear]

I’ve made mine last 2 weeks

[ocean herald]

Approved. Any Little Debbie for me honestly

[zinc bear]

They’re so peak tho

[waxen rose]

Little Debbie cosmic brownies 😋

[zinc bear]

Love little Debbie so much that I named my old cat little Debbie as a nickname

[zinc bear]

That’s the tip of the iceberg of little Debbie’s peak snacks 😭😭 still peak tho

[waxen rose]

The christmas tree shape is better than the square shape

[zinc bear]

I used to pick the hard circle sprinkles off

[waxen rose]

I would eat around the sprinkles and make shapes

[ocean herald]

Star crunch or fudge rounds might be my favorite

Swiss roles and oatmeal pies are next

[willow hedge]

I have sad news
I will not be making an appearance in halo 7

[zinc bear]

No.. cause we totally know who you are..

[willow hedge]

Thats the joke

[waxen rose]

Master freak will make an appearance though

[zinc bear]

I will not appear in avengers doomsday guys

[willow hedge]

Noble six will not return and say its spartan 3 time in halo 7

[zinc bear]

Stckr told me this after he playtested campaign evolved /trust /j

[waxen rose]

Im trusting

[willow hedge]

Ngl
Fred is a better main character replacement if chief dies imo

[zinc bear]

YESSSS

[willow hedge]

I wanna see locked in fred

[zinc bear]

Ik master freak wants Fred to be the main character

[willow hedge]

Bc chief said hes better than him but holds back
My humble goat fred 🙏

Someone said six beats all the blue team members other than chief
Who died on reach and who didnt end of argument

[zinc bear]

Fred and Linda most iconic duo
More iconic than chief and arby

[waxen rose]

You know me so well

[willow hedge]

Fred chill dont solo fraudble six 😭

[ocean herald]

Ok wth

[willow hedge]

Nuh uh
I mean if we actually got them in more than js halo 5 maybe

[zinc bear]

Linda is my wifey. Wanna see her as the main character love her!!!

[willow hedge]

I do not like noble six bc of how much the reach fanboys glaze him
They said he no diffs kelly fred and linda
Keep in mind they are at least top 4 humans in the verse

Six gets slammed by all of blue team

[willow hedge]

Lindas one of my fav characters I love that one part in first strike

[waxen rose]

Me when someone left the coconut dr pepper left out

[willow hedge]

Where she’s sniping the banshees while js hanging upside down and using one arm to shoot

Theres more to it but Ive forgotten

[fierce zephyr]

I mean sure they stupid but not really a valid reason to hate noble six gng 😭 ✌️

[willow hedge]

Valid or not Im still hating

A canon self insert character and its consequences

[waxen rose]

Silly head canon time the only way six can beat them if uses his power of respawning after death/ saving and reloading

It just doesnt work if he gets gutted with a sword /j

[zinc bear]

Noble six is the worst halo character
Hate them

[willow hedge]

If our infinite spartans are canon characters which if iirc they are
Then @cyan oracle is the worst halo character of all time

[tacit atlas]

hello welcome studios should remake halo reach to just remove six and replace them with a hamburger

[waxen rose]

Wouldn't be changing much abt his character atp

[willow hedge]

Replace noble six with the moa

[tacit atlas]

a cooked moa

[willow hedge]

Moa has good character development

[fierce zephyr]

😂 5 iq take

[willow hedge]

Thats what replaces the helmet

[zinc bear]

Moving to personal insults now slow your roll there pal

[waxen rose]

You must like nothing burger six then

[willow hedge]

He doesn’t even have a personality he isnt a character

Hes literally an oc template made canon for edgelords to self insert

[fierce zephyr]

Not really u just hating to be different 🤷‍♂️ noble 6 the only reason we have cortana

[waxen rose]

“My noble six oc scratches a mark into his chestplate every time he gets a kill also his eyes turn red when mad” type vibe

[willow hedge]

Yk reach conflicts with a lot of other halo lore (fall of reach book and some others)

[zinc bear]

I mean yeah they did that.. but that don’t them special really. Noble six was meant to be just a mailman for Cortana.

[willow hedge]

Fall of reach was the first piece of halo media as it came out a few weeks before ce

[thick furnace]

when is fred gonna die

[willow hedge]

Halo is a book franchise and reach was an attempt to reboot

[waxen rose]

Cali back to spread misinformation

[willow hedge]

Is that hinting at slandering the goat

[thick furnace]

fred will survive the next halo game

[waxen rose]

He will yeah

[willow hedge]

Master chief is green

[thick furnace]

no thats misinformation

[waxen rose]

Its trueinformation

[ocean herald]

Noble 6 walked so I could run

[zinc bear]

Who is bro

[willow hedge]

I js saw a video titled spartan 2s are spartans

[zinc bear]

No way..

[ocean herald]

But yeah Noble 6 solos Fred and Linda

[willow hedge]

When did halo fans turn into jjk fans
We still have media literacy we know this

[fierce zephyr]

And sacrificed himself to save keyes and cortana so calling him the worst halo character is just to sound different 😴

[thick furnace]

fred yeah but not linda

[zinc bear]

Just lying to lie

[willow hedge]

Yeah and I never played halo

[zinc bear]

He didn’t have to tho.. Keyes would’ve escaped no matter what. Keyes literally told six to get on the ship with him. I’m pretty sure Keyes knew he wasn’t gonna die.

[waxen rose]

Obviously the worst character is Romeo we all know this

[zinc bear]

Actually true

[ocean herald]

Huh? Trolling aside he had to man the mac gun to clear the air space

[fierce zephyr]

Did u even play the game? 😭 he stayed behind because he had to use the mac gun

[ocean herald]

bro’s showing his hand

[zinc bear]

I mean like Keyes told him to get on the ship first so like

[fierce zephyr]

U literally hear Keyes say “covenant cruiser I need it dead” be fr 🫩🫩

[zinc bear]

I’m just saying he’s not all that special for doing 2 things. He could’ve sent any other marine or Spartan to do it

Six isn’t chief like..

[waxen rose]

If fred had done it he could've lived ✌️

[thick furnace]

if noble 6 is so good why didnt he save linda from being shot up

[zinc bear]

Exactly

2 W takes right in front of me

[thick furnace]

if linda didnt get shot up she couldve sniped all the covenant ships with her sniper and 6 coulda been in ce,,

[fierce zephyr]

2 things that saved most of humanity 🤷‍♂️ most Spartans wouldn’t pull off what he did

[waxen rose]

Worlds most boring side character but at least he would have infinate npc ammo

[zinc bear]

No he’s hyper lethal bro you don’t get it
Totally cause hyper lethal actually matters

[waxen rose]

Angry h4 cortana image

[ocean herald]

no one brought that up…

[zinc bear]

I did tho

[thick furnace]

6 is just weaker chief with no luck (plot armor)

[zinc bear]

I love how they gave chief a reason for his plot armor
“Yeah bros just really lucky”

[waxen rose]

Literal eldrich god (librarian) said so

[zinc bear]

Yesss

[thick furnace]

chief without luck prob dies at the first flood appearance

[waxen rose]

“I need someone to beat up my ex husband so ill just give this random guy named John incredible plot armor”

[tawdry aspen]

discord ai age verification is coming in march

[zinc bear]

Ok

[analog knot]

A map with instant spawning invincibility in matchmaking, I forgot about it but how is it still in there after years

[thick furnace]

ring, roblox, and discord fighting over who can steal the most amount of personal info 🔥

[zinc bear]

Don’t forget TikTok too

[waxen rose]

Youtubes always been in that battle

[trim saddle]

Your info is sold to everyone already though lol shouldn't be the case.

[zinc bear]

True true

[chilly summit]

they clarified that it's for age restricted channels

[zinc bear]

You’ll be considered a teen if you don’t verify tho

[chilly summit]

still tho can't trust everything they say

[zinc bear]

Even if they do I ain’t giving them ANYTHING

[chilly summit]

you can still use it as normal

[waxen rose]

Daily reminder to be careful with your gov ID

[thick furnace]

doesnt discord get a huge data leak like every month

[trim saddle]

Who doesn't?

[zinc bear]

ATP I’ll use master chiefs halo show actor to verify /j 😭😭

[steady jolt]

They had one a few months ago, that's the only one I know of for some time

[chilly summit]

still not giving my id tho

[waxen rose]

October yeah

[thick furnace]

i saw people using gmod models to bypass it 💔

[zinc bear]

Insane

[steady jolt]

But it's a constant battle to secure things these days. Each patch pushes people to look for other routes inside

[waxen rose]

My Pablo Schreiber megablox comes soon in the mail

[chilly summit]

it's over for me when the hackers find that burner email #58 is linked to this account

[analog knot]

Their messaging also could have been much better. Its great they are trying to clarify now that most users wont even be subject to it, but uh thats not how they made it sound

[zinc bear]

Discord is evil anyways so idc
No ID for you Mr discord

[analog knot]

"For the majority of adult users, we will be able to confirm your age group using information we already have." like does this make me feel better or worse?

[zinc bear]

Linda 058 🥹🥹

[thick furnace]

at least discord isnt doing this whole verify with photo thing like roblox is

[chilly summit]

public company moment

[zinc bear]

They are
You can ID or photo verify

[chilly summit]

lowkey don't know how to feel about that tbh

[thick furnace]

are they doing the whole you can only chat with age groups thing too

[zinc bear]

Nah