general-chat

[normal owl]

This is correct.

[waxen rose]

NOT DOAWK😭

[normal owl]

I salute you from the Infinite side of the same fate.

[coarse kite]

Oh it doesn’t let me say halo

[waxen rose]

Holy…peak

[zinc bear]

its sending the second message twice equals to spam master chef

[coarse kite]

I thought the cooldown solved that problem

[zinc bear]

idk its just the rules

[jade gust]

Also like, can we have a motorbike in a Halo game just so we can do this?

[zinc bear]

please @halostudios

[coarse kite]

Akira

[waxen rose]

I see lots of halo ocs with motorbikes
Put it in the game already

[jade gust]

Or make it so we can do it in the Ghost

[hasty zinc]

no because then people would just continue spamming after the cooldown ends

[pliant hatch]

You can, but it just won't make as much or maybe even break even due to these very high budgets.

[jade gust]

I'd say the Chopper but I'm not sure if that would be able to pull off the Akira slide

[naive turret]

I sensed retro-anime speak

[jade gust]

You sensed correctly

[zinc bear]

i feel like making a good game and having it be a good price with constant free updates will get you more sales than just a bunch of microtransactions
but idk

[waxen rose]

I know @ the count of S uses alot of motorbikes in his halo artwork and it's so peak
please halo I need this

[zinc bear]

my oc is kinda auraless 💔

[waxen rose]

SEVERRLY AURALESS

[naive turret]

There was one, I think it's called Venus Wars, that had monocycles which were cool.

[zinc bear]

almost losing a fight to the covenant and eating your own arm -10,000 aura
(this is abt nikolai)

[analog knot]

Games have accomplished this - MCC would easily fall into that category

[jade gust]

Mine isn't

[waxen rose]

-2000 aura because you gotta deal with a medics constant nonstop rambling

[zinc bear]

be more like MCC guys

[waxen rose]

Is the aura in the room with us

[amber mirage]

MCC and constant updates?

[pliant hatch]

That's always possible, but not likely when you have corpo having expectations.

[zinc bear]

-3000 aura for having stickers on your prosthetic arm

[zinc bear]

for like 7 years yeah

[jade gust]

I have more aura in my gloves than most people have in their Spartans

[zinc bear]

spacestation armor = -3000 aura

[amber mirage]

There were some pretty dry spells in those 7 years

[waxen rose]

My spartan is pink
You cant top that king

[analog knot]

Its not like Fortnite, but its also better than paying for DLC per update, which was the topic

[jade gust]

OOoooh those are cool designs

[zinc bear]

fixing matchmaking
porting halo to PC for the first time since 2
free operations
4k 120 fps updates to old games
and more

[jade gust]

You mean light-ish red

[analog knot]

MCC has had some pretty major features added considering it only has the single purchase price. Rejoining was added in 2022 (Dec, LATE 2022)

[waxen rose]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-thinking-monkey-thinking-think-money-gif-9734025314392564509

[zinc bear]

god why did my hands get so shaky when i started to talk abt mcc
i cannot contain the excitment

[waxen rose]

You say with halo 2 not even installed

[zinc bear]

none except h4 mp 💔

[dusky swan]

Been there yo, those were some cool times. Seeing new updates for MCC like every other month and they were big too

[zinc bear]

i remember eating pink donuts on launch day for mcc

[amber mirage]

MCC's had updates, but I would not call them constant by any means. Not in the way most players expect a modern multiplayer game to operate.

[analog knot]

The last two updates for MCC were in Feb (2024 / 2025), if you ignore the updates 6 months later that were bug fixes for the Feb ones

[waxen rose]

I remember uhh
Idk I was probably asleep

[zinc bear]

i didnt play mp so i didnt know about the server horrors

[dusky swan]

Y'all member Halo 2 launch on PC?

Good times

[naive turret]

You didn't experience the H2 Shotgun/Floor strat

[dusky swan]

eroijrgoisdfjg

H8 and I still on the same wavelength it seems

[naive turret]

Gimme back my braincell smh

[zinc bear]

if youre talking about the windows 8 launch then no
im not unc

[dusky swan]

Nah I'm talking H2MCC lmao

[hasty zinc]

1th

[dusky swan]

[zinc bear]

oh ok then yeah
i was there

[analog knot]

Where you could shoot straight down and hit anyone, based

[jade gust]

I remember the shotgun/floor strat... Oh how crazy it was

[dusky swan]

Those were good times, and by good I mean absolutely infuriating

[zinc bear]

i remember grinding bot bootcamp for the tech test on infinite

[hasty zinc]

didn't it work with rockets too?

[naive turret]

I think it worked with any projectile

[dusky swan]

It worked especially well with rockets and nades yeah

[steady jolt]

Wonder if the breakdown of the fix for that is still floating around

[jade gust]

The only thing it didn't work with was the sword, since that's not a weapon which uses projectiles

[dusky swan]

Oh yeah, that was Korn that did that one I think. It was a really solid explanation iirc

[analog knot]

https://i.imgur.com/R8cUmQH.png All of this was added in a 2 year window over 4 updates (2022-2024) and its not everything, just the items I wrote down so theres more. I would say for a game 10 years into its lifecycle its impressive. I would still say some of the changes were....weird. Considering the bugs that never got squashed. But its still a lot of effort.

[dusky swan]

Ohhh I forgot Steam Deck support, that was a big W

Still play it on it pretty consistently lol

[analog knot]

Its uh really bad on the SD right now unfortunately

[dusky swan]

Yeahhhhh I know

[zinc bear]

is the steam deck worth it? i have enough consoles but another one for me to open up might be worth it

[dusky swan]

Wait for a hardware refresh imo, it's starting to age out just a bit

[zinc bear]

alr

[analog knot]

If you mainly play steam games, its a wonderful console. If you want to play non-steam games, go with an alternative imo

[zinc bear]

i might cop a used one

[dusky swan]

The Windows machines are okay, but Windows is the bottleneck imo

[analog knot]

Keep in mind Valve has said they wont make a new version of the steam deck until its at least a 50% improvement in performance, who knows when that will be

[amber mirage]

Yeah. I was aware of these and am not denying that the game has had updates, but those have tapered off. MCC's not going to be getting anything big anytime soon, or at all, which is an expectation for multiplayer game these days.

[zinc bear]

its 12 years old dawg

[dusky swan]

Oh god don't say that

Reminding me about the passage of time is not okay

[zinc bear]

i was just saying.. during the first like 7-8 years it was pretty consistent

[zinc bear]

sorry unc 💔

[analog knot]

Its also the most populated Halo by a good margin. Would think that would count for something

[dusky swan]

No offense, but source on that? Dunno if that's true

[analog knot]

SteamCharts has numbers, the Xbox most played list doesnt but MCC has been above Infinite for a while

[amber mirage]

The consistency was mainly after the PC launch. It was pretty dry between like 2015 until then.

[hasty zinc]

I was so hyped for the PC release

good times

[zinc bear]

i would say infinite has more
xbox has alot of players

[hasty zinc]

I cheered at work because I was watching the stream

[analog knot]

If MCC is higher than Infinite on the list, please explain? How is lower number bigger

[zinc bear]

oh wait i didnt see when you said the xbox most played list
nvm

[analog knot]

All good 😄

[naive turret]

This was my 'oh I can finally graduate to PC' moment

Fun times being there for the flights for each game

[zinc bear]

i didnt have a pc so i just watched youtube videos

[analog knot]

Got myself the MCC console as my return to Halo after taking a break to focus on college, the xbox launch was uh quite the reward in a sense

[zinc bear]

then i got my first pc with a gt 710. it ran pretty okay for 720p

[analog knot]

My very first PC I played the gearbox port back in 2003, my graphics card was so bad I couldnt see any of the explosions/blood etc. I remember that first upgrade and being able to see them, it was glorious

[zinc bear]

i went from a 710 to a 1030 and now with my 4060 on my main computer

the jump from all 1080p upscaled games to native 1080p/1440p was insane

[analog knot]

I think it was a ....5200? Something like that at the time. Their naming is weird

[zinc bear]

the naming is always weird

like wdym bigger number doesnt always mean better

[analog knot]

Considering Microsoft recently got rid of the Microsoft Office branding, yeah companies got some splaining to do

"Microsoft 365 Copilot app" will go down in history as a choice

[zinc bear]

cant wait for the games showcase to be
"COPILOT ++ WITH MORE MEMBERSHIPS!!"

[analog knot]

I was thinking the other day, with Copilot built into gamebar, I should start telling it I have a serious problem with the game I'm in, every time I shoot the bullets dont instantly hit my enemies pls fix

[zinc bear]

i didnt update my computer for a bit when copilot came out
was recently forced to do it 💔

[waxen rose]

I hate that my college paid for this

[vagrant kettle]

The in game report system sucks

Like it’s really really bad

[zinc bear]

"microsoft can you lower console prices pls"

"best we can do is give you copilot++++++ and make game pass $70"

[analog knot]

Elaborate?

[waxen rose]

Please enjoy our useless ai feature omg explode please

[zinc bear]

and make you go out of your way to disable it on bing and windows

i hate bing so much

[waxen rose]

“Want us to explain how to disable it using ai?”

[zinc bear]

wdym my windows 11 wont function without bing and their useless AI features

[vagrant kettle]

Maybe like 1 in 10 of my reports of AFKs or cheats actually do anything

[waxen rose]

I hate that I cant get it off my laptop

[analog knot]

Infinite or MCC*

[zinc bear]

i wish i could move to linux without losing all of my steam games

[vagrant kettle]

Infinite

[analog knot]

Ah, I know less about that one. For MCC I always suggest making a ticket via waypoint instead of using in game reporting.

[calm fiber]

You may refer to #1075989764026675210 if you are in need of community based assistance. This is strictly community sourced and operated and is not staffed by any official members of the Support team.

For official support, you'll need to go to the Halo Support site: https://aka.ms/HaloSupport

[zinc bear]

Wait wrong one
!report

[waxen rose]

Sigh

[calm fiber]

https://aka.ms/HaloSafety

[zinc bear]

Nvm ig I forgot
-10,000 aura

Why is it PR instead of report
Permanent residence?

[waxen rose]

No more ! For Dareal 😒

[hasty zinc]

removing their access now

[zinc bear]

What does PR even mean gosh

[hasty zinc]

player report

[zinc bear]

Ohhh okay

[hasty zinc]

or please report

[zinc bear]

!banaegis

My favorite command is prolly POA

[dawn carbon]

Halo died in Reach (ragebaiting)

[zinc bear]

Wait no it’s inheritor

[dawn carbon]

Hiya

[zinc bear]

🤬🤬🤬

[hushed wren]

[dawn carbon]

I liked the multiplayer in Halo 5, it's sad that it doesn't work anymore

[storm carbon]

are the mcc servers messed up again

cant seem to load into matches

[dawn carbon]

Fr? Dude, I hate that multiplayer isn't working

[zinc bear]

It does

[dawn carbon]

I tried to play yesterday and it wouldn't let me

[distant pumice]

Idk if any mod will see this but please don't ban me outright if i send random crap I've been hacked

[median nebula]

Oh

[zinc bear]

If you’re on Xbox series s/x you just gotta load into a custom game and quit then set your search to expanded

Then matchmaking will work. Every time you restart you gotta do it again, and quick resume will also break it

[dawn carbon]

Ohhhh, yeah, i'm on a series X

[dawn carbon]

Omg, thank you

[zinc bear]

Yeah it’s cause it was never updated to support series so it’s bugged

[zinc bear]

There’s also a halo 5 discord/reddit for LFG posts. I forgot the name tho

[zinc bear]

Reset your password boy

[distant pumice]

I already did

I got hacked on Instagram this morning and then i did

[dawn carbon]

Ohhh, now I understand it

[severe zinc]

Tried to speedrun the maw with frogatchist flood bashing the door trick

40 minutes of my life wasted

Tried a normal legendary gameplay and got it in 22 mins lol

[scarlet siren]

i liked the pvepvp mode

[flat gyro]

finally new emojis

[scarlet siren]

but you cant play it anymore?

not even on pc?

[zinc bear]

You can play the forge for free on pc but there’s no full port and it won’t happen. Also, you can play it, just read my messages above.

[worn furnace]

How do you set search to expanded?

[zinc bear]

When you go to matchmaking at the very top there’s an option for search regions I believe. Just hover on it then click the arrows till you see expanded

[zinc bear]

Aegis sharing phonk edits wasn’t on my 2026 bingo

Or list whatever I forgot the Joke

[hasty zinc]

I like to keep everyone on their toes

I should start a Halo 5 Forge PC Custom game lobby lol

see how many people join

[thick furnace]

h5s only players are gooners now bro

every time i hop on h5 nobody is playing multiplayer they are all on a hotel forge map 💔

[hasty zinc]

the wait begins

[normal owl]

nice AR skin, dang!

Was that from a community event of some kind?

[zinc bear]

If only I had it installed 💔

[hasty zinc]

Ice Unicorn because I was featured in Halo Spotlight

[zinc bear]

There’s also flame unicorn and a few others

I personally think flame unicorn is the best AR skin. It’s very clean

[amber mirage]

Someone should tell Sam the link in the announcement is broken

[hasty zinc]

they're aware

[hasty zinc]

have that one too

no wait, fire was for featured in halo spotlight

ice was from the community playdate

[pliant hatch]

I like the old 343 one

[waxen rose]

Grandpa no stop

[hasty zinc]

what do you want me to post pictures of clouds and long lines at Costco?

because I totally will

[analog knot]

oh no are the lines long today

[normal owl]

All this time, I don't think I knew you were featured! Didn't know you had a little artistic streak.

[hasty zinc]

well kinda

I created an animated watchface for the galaxy watch

it did take awhile lol

[normal owl]

Was it the Didact eyes widening gif you share?

[hasty zinc]

trying to find it

[pliant hatch]

I thought they would've gave the fire unicorn for being featured in something.

[hasty zinc]

it was, the spotlight

ice was for playdate

I corrected myself after

[zinc bear]

No slop allowed in #general 💔💔

[pliant hatch]

Oh, didn't see that.

[neon obsidian]

#announcements message

Dunno who needs to know this, but the link drops you on a Bing search page, no creator content items, so the link is busted

[pliant hatch]

they're aware

[hasty zinc]

noooo, the spotlight was purged

[waxen rose]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-gif-1034222357428025888

[zinc bear]

Stop trying to act like our friend with that slop pfp 🫩🫩

[waxen rose]

AI slop pfp bro get out of here✌️

[zinc bear]

That one dude nobody invited:

[thick furnace]

yo wsg my Skibidi Ts

[pliant hatch]

halopedia might have it archived.

[zinc bear]

Skibidi Linda

[waxen rose]

Rule 3: no skibidi

[thick furnace]

worst rule of all time?

[waxen rose]

I dont make em I just enforce em💔

[zinc bear]

Enforcer? Like arcane?

[sterile gorge]

Hey so im playing halo 3 for the first time and since the flood's here earth is cooked right?

[meager linden]

No, it's particularly glassed, Earth is currently functional as it should be

[waxen rose]

WADE IS HERE

[zinc bear]

Good morning wade

[meager linden]

Night

[waxen rose]

Back off he’s MY best friend

[sterile gorge]

Oh hey would you look at that the covenant actually doing something good for once isnt that heartwarming

[zinc bear]

I’m sorry I just wanted to be included 💔

[viral dune]

They did well with glassing reach too

[trim saddle]

[zinc bear]

Recon are you my friend unlike freak apparently

[meager linden]

" "Separatist" elites "

[zinc bear]

We played firefight once

[trim saddle]

I think of everyone as a friend until they stab me in the back.

[zinc bear]

Oh

[trim saddle]

So, yes you are.

[zinc bear]

Yay!!

[meager linden]

I have a lot of that thing

[waxen rose]

Im sorry are you okay

[sterile gorge]

Yeah reach city really got it bad

[trim saddle]

Yes I'm ok lol

[waxen rose]

Just scared me for a second with how uhh
Nvm good

[analog knot]

Okay fine I'll watch Hamilton again this weekend, you've convinced me

[meager linden]

Anyway
This day awful
Because no electricity for the whole day🥲

[waxen rose]

The guy who cracks under ZERO pressure:

[zinc bear]

Reach was a planet

[waxen rose]

In all seriousness bro I grew up with Hamilton the musical
I remember singing to that in elementary school with all my girly friends on the playground

[zinc bear]

There’s like
2 books and a game about that

[meager linden]

He means New Alexandria

[sterile gorge]

Yeah and reach city was its capital

[zinc bear]

Ohhh

[sterile gorge]

Im trying to ragebait sir could you please not

[meager linden]

I bet you already knew

[waxen rose]

Reach city is a TERRIBLE name

[zinc bear]

I forgot 💔💔

[meager linden]

Good try, but not this time

[zinc bear]

I guess I’m just a Chud

[waxen rose]

My dad doesn't know what chud means even though I call him a chud to his face

[meager linden]

What does that ever mean?

[sterile gorge]

Master Chud, mind telling me what youre doing with that foid

[zinc bear]

4 Chan term for a loser

[candid solar]

Cannibal Humanoid Under Dweller

[zinc bear]

Nope

[austere ferry]

hello

[candid solar]

Ragebaiters when they're wrong

[zinc bear]

What?

[austere ferry]

and good afternoon

[waxen rose]

Im inside your walls

[zinc bear]

Chud in internet slang means loser

[candid solar]

Yes, and it originated from the acronym Chud.

[zinc bear]

Oh
I never used 4chan so maybe I should stop talking

[meager linden]

I am too old for those new meanings and words

[zinc bear]

Aren’t you like 20

[waxen rose]

You're 27 never too old

[zinc bear]

Oh damn he is old 😭😭

[candid solar]

I mean I'm also just like, older and well informed on this sort of crap lmao

[austere ferry]

im inside of your walls

[waxen rose]

Trench is the wise wizard in the ominous tower pondering their orb

[sterile gorge]

Informed on chuds

[zinc bear]

Takes one to know one

[meager linden]

22*
23 in this year

[hasty zinc]

dang that IS old sheeeesh

[waxen rose]

Okay grandpa

[zinc bear]

Oh that’s not too old

[austere ferry]

not that old

[zinc bear]

You’re like 67 so shush

[candid solar]

Unfortunately, growing up actually paying attention to Gamergate type crap is a rosetta stone to understanding all the stupid crap we deal with now.

[austere ferry]

like at all

[waxen rose]

Anyone born before 2021 halo infinite is unc im sorry

[zinc bear]

Anyone older than me is unc

[austere ferry]

real

[sterile gorge]

Ok but like none of this matters

[waxen rose]

I am NOT unc

[tribal prism]

Hiii everyonee

[meager linden]

Can "67" be added to banned words?

[zinc bear]

Just accept it gng 💔💔

[austere ferry]

im definetly not unc

[zinc bear]

1 year makes a huge difference

[waxen rose]

I did find a white hair last week on my head
Im sure its just the stress of being friends with Dareal

[candid solar]

Considering literal major organizations and countries are straight up posting 4chan gutter memes to Twitter, it actually matters quite intensely lmao

[zinc bear]

Oh
I guess I deserve it.. 🙂 /j

[sterile gorge]

Guys we are in a halo discord channel we're all uncs💔💔🥀🥀🥀

[zinc bear]

Wdym WE

[waxen rose]

Its months

[austere ferry]

we?

[sterile gorge]

Ok but like twitter isnt real

[candid solar]

Wish those country's governments understood that enough to not shape policy after it.

[zinc bear]

Idk what month you’re born in

[waxen rose]

June

[candid solar]

But, alas, we fight the wars we're given.

[austere ferry]

its time ig

[zinc bear]

Oh yeah bud only a few months

[waxen rose]

The 2008 brothers

[zinc bear]

I’m 2009 dumb ahh

[waxen rose]

Holy newgen

[zinc bear]

Wait no we’re over a year apart
June is before September

[meager linden]

July, 15th
Just in the middle of the year and month, perfect

[waxen rose]

July is not the middle of the year hun

[sterile gorge]

Show me the chud law and i will venmo you an entire dollar

[zinc bear]

Hello beautiful ❤️❤️

[thick furnace]

best halo character oat

[candid solar]

NPSM-7.

[meager linden]

Kelly-087

[zinc bear]

Kelly-058 is Linda and Kelly ship name

[sterile gorge]

Thats the name of a cod gun

[thick furnace]

kelly just barely dodging the biggest fraud on blue team award

[odd anchor]

Just came back from work and oof.

[zinc bear]

Linda-067 is mine and her ship name

[odd anchor]

It was rough

[candid solar]

🪨
🫵

The under rock liver

Either way I'mma stop talking about it due to the silly server rules

[sterile gorge]

I thought you were calling for me to be stoned for a sec

[candid solar]

Which is why I added clarification

[sterile gorge]

Granted, i understand why but still

[zinc bear]

What

[waxen rose]

My mom is so stupid she let my parakeet our of her cage and I just had to run around the entire house trying to grab her

[thick furnace]

the halo 1 remake better make player 2 play linda

or else...

[zinc bear]

Awhghhhhhhh I love Linda

I LOVE Linda.. but I can’t write too many fanfics or else I’ll get fat.. but it’s SOOOOO GOOOODDD

(Please get the reference)

[thick furnace]

brain from family guy

[sterile gorge]

Wha

[zinc bear]

Brain

[waxen rose]

This is a reference to me and my 40 fanfics

[sterile gorge]

So i take it this server is freaky friendly

[waxen rose]

Yeah hey

[zinc bear]

No

[thick furnace]

bro

[zinc bear]

Not too much
Don’t get into detail

[thick furnace]

we got stickers in this server of GUILTY SPARK before linda

[zinc bear]

They hate her

[odd anchor]

No

There's minors here

[waxen rose]

I think they were referencing my name

[thick furnace]

gruntlings

[odd anchor]

Oh

Anyways yall gremlins

[odd anchor]

I agree

[sterile gorge]

So much for democracy

[odd anchor]

LMFAO

We saw that 👀

[zinc bear]

See what

[sterile gorge]

So?

[odd anchor]

Suspicious

[sterile gorge]

I am not ashamed of what i like

[odd anchor]

Hamburger cheeseburger big mac whopper

[odd anchor]

Ur a bum

[zinc bear]

What

[odd anchor]

Nothing

[hasty zinc]

anyway

let's move on

[zinc bear]

Linda deserves her own game

[odd anchor]

[waxen rose]

Fred does

[thick furnace]

true

[normal owl]

Relax @sterile gorge

[zinc bear]

Both

[thick furnace]

bum on the street simulator

[sterile gorge]

Id tell you but there are ONI snipers currently aiming at my head

[waxen rose]

Linda needs to get a JOB

[zinc bear]

She doesn’t need one I take care of her

[odd anchor]

What

[waxen rose]

You dont have money

[thick furnace]

fred will only ever be cool if chief dies

[zinc bear]

Like that one fetty wap song

[odd anchor]

Haha he's broke! 😄🤣
(Same)

[waxen rose]

FERNANDO ESPARZZAAAA

[sterile gorge]

Trvth nvke

[odd anchor]

Your pfp...

[cobalt monolith]

hello halo fans

[thick furnace]

battlefield username calling halo dead
homeless man calling another homeless man broke

[odd anchor]

Hai

[steady jolt]

Let's not call attention to it please

[cobalt monolith]

cool pfp meow skulls

[sterile gorge]

Be so fr bro💔

[steady jolt]

Just ignore

[cobalt monolith]

yeah

[thick furnace]

😼

[zinc bear]

Battlefield hate I may have to Swiss cheese you

[odd anchor]

My bad 😅 just thought it was odd

I've never played battlefield

[hasty zinc]

did school let out early for weather or something?

[thick furnace]

battlefields die after a month or two be so fr brah,,

[odd anchor]

I lowkey want too

[zinc bear]

Battlefield 6 is still popping
I thought we were friends

[cobalt monolith]

nice to meet you ^^

[normal owl]

There was no school today for a lot of states due to weather, hence...today in this server.

[thick furnace]

slop game battlefield 1 solos

[zinc bear]

Alr dawg

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/bVZWf.gif

[zinc bear]

What’s that supposed to mean…

[hasty zinc]

people acting childish

[thick furnace]

its pretty fun

[waxen rose]

-45 here it's awesome im totally not getting frost bite or anything

[cobalt monolith]

I wish I can play the new halo on ps5 but my status and my time comes very soon

[thick furnace]

battlefront 2 is pretty cool too its like battlefield but star wars

[zinc bear]

Ah

[waxen rose]

Tell my mom to stop making me driver her places

[zinc bear]

Hey freak mom get a job pls

[cobalt monolith]

in every fandom

[waxen rose]

Her three jobs:

[zinc bear]

Make it 4

Halo 4 mentioned!!! What comes after 4? 5!! Linda!!!!

[sterile gorge]

Pls censor the word j*b

[waxen rose]

FRED in halo 5

[zinc bear]

Fred 🤤🤤

[cobalt monolith]

I played Halo 1, Halo Reach and Halo 4

[thick furnace]

best written halo game and best halo character mentioned

[zinc bear]

Yes!!

[waxen rose]

Dont let this Linda enjoyer fool you

[zinc bear]

Sergeant Johnson is the best but he doesn’t get much content

[cobalt monolith]

true

[zinc bear]

Actually nvm Linda gets less content

[thick furnace]

halo 3 felt like a dlc to halo 2 ngl

[zinc bear]

Yess twinnnnn

[waxen rose]

Halo studios wants us to choke and burn because no fred in 25 anniversary art

[thick furnace]

we NEED halo 3a.. add all the cut content to it..

[normal owl]

They made him take the picture.

[thick furnace]

like the gravemind boss

[waxen rose]

IM CRINE😭

[zinc bear]

Linda wasn’t there cause she was staying home sick with me sorry guys

[thick furnace]

fred done nothing ever be fr

master chief but blue and weak

[waxen rose]

He has his own book
What does Linda have? A short comic
get out of here

[thick furnace]

where is freds unique gun in halo 5

[zinc bear]

Twin this isn’t you

[waxen rose]

LMAO

[sterile gorge]

He literally saved humanity tho?

[zinc bear]

Doesn’t need one. He’s the goat

[waxen rose]

He has unique knives

[thick furnace]

every main character in halo has done this at least once

[waxen rose]

Not noble 6
Bro just died

[thick furnace]

yet chief gets the melee passive in 5...

[thick furnace]

helped chief escape reach

[waxen rose]

That was cortana not chief

[odd anchor]

[sterile gorge]

Yea but when he found the fifth halo ring and said we are halo 5 guardians it was pretty peak

[odd anchor]

I put pizza in oven, I am chef

[thick furnace]

true..

[waxen rose]

This was peak fiction

[thick furnace]

remember when weapon said this halo is infinite cuz the halo was that big

[zinc bear]

Oh my god

[waxen rose]

She was so real for that

[candid solar]

I never got why Locke got an extra frag grenade passive in Halo 5. It just seems wrong.

[waxen rose]

Locke more like
Idk he has like 3 toys max made of him

[thick furnace]

chief should've gotten a luck passive that makes random hits count as criticals

[sterile gorge]

Hes got an extra pocket didnt you listen to the halo find the whatever who even cares podcast?

[odd anchor]

Mhm

[waxen rose]

Master chief sprinting in the cutscenes is luck enough

[candid solar]

Yes, I paid attention, it's why I know it doesn't make sense.

[sterile gorge]

Locke more like dies horribly offscreen

[candid solar]

Nah

[thick furnace]

also h5 character select being locked to multiplayer is DUMB!!

[waxen rose]

To be fair we dont know if him (or lasky) are 100% dead
Praying my man lasky isnt dead

[thick furnace]

halo inf intro so buns chief shoulda won that

[waxen rose]

Proof that master chief is getting too old for this spartan life

[sterile gorge]

They both died when atriox used the infinite halo to gather the chaos emeralds so he can resurrect cortana but only the version from 4

[candid solar]

Passives in 5 really only kinda made sense for the team-wide passives.

[thick furnace]

chief literally lost because he kept thinking of his ai girlfriend

[candid solar]

I think the hammer to the skull was likely a bigger factor.

[normal owl]

isn't that what love is though?

[waxen rose]

Does anyone have any ibuprofen? I have a headache

[thick furnace]

and HOW did the brute dude tank chiefs punches,,

[hasty zinc]

I mean.. did you see him??

[sterile gorge]

Chief probably has like mega cte from the war

[waxen rose]

Hes built like a fridge dawg

[thick furnace]

chief can lift like a lot of tons n stuff brah

[sterile gorge]

Yeah but gorila

[hasty zinc]

aren't brutes like commonly stronger than Spartans

[thick furnace]

u never see brutes flipping tanks 😼

[hasty zinc]

saw him flip chief rq

[thick furnace]

or maybe they do in their rage thing in halo 3 i forgot

[waxen rose]

Power scalers when they forget brute chieftons can casually fold mc like an omelet

[candid solar]

Gameplay concession.

[thick furnace]

but chief is chiefversal,,

[zinc bear]

Ughhh

[waxen rose]

The chief language doesn't extend to brutes

[zinc bear]

I’m bored 🫩🫩

[sterile gorge]

Chief is like 80 bro hes not winning against a brute anymore

[waxen rose]

49 but yes 😭

[zinc bear]

No game pass all I can play is halo infinite and Fortnite 💔💔

[sterile gorge]

Close enough

[waxen rose]

I hate it when people say “chief can fight, hes only middle-aged” omg even 50 year olds aint got no fight in em no more

[thick furnace]

cap

chief is like goku
both pushing 50 but can EXPLODE people by tapping them

[waxen rose]

50 year old linda doesn't want to fight she just wants to read books on her chair

[thick furnace]

and u tell me evil space gorilla beats him

[zinc bear]

And cuddle with me 🥹🥹

[waxen rose]

LIAR SPOTTED

[sterile gorge]

Goku is a literal god bruh😭

[zinc bear]

It’s true in my brain okay??

[sterile gorge]

Master chief is just a guy who got given steroids as a kid

[zinc bear]

Genetic modifications but ok

[waxen rose]

Hit that 9 year old with the “become 7ft tall” gene STAT

[coral yoke]

it's all in your head dareal
none of us are real

[candid solar]

Spartans get hormone treatments, which is definitionally a steroid

[zinc bear]

Oh

[zinc bear]

So I don’t actually have friends and I’m just locked up in a white room? Yeah right bud

[waxen rose]

This is how they make 11 year old look like prime Mike Tyson

[sterile gorge]

You tellin me they were giving these kids free hrt when i have to bootleg it?

[odd anchor]

Yeah basically

[sterile gorge]

God bless Halsey

[candid solar]

Presumably yeah. Wonder how they avoided the roid gut issue.

[thick furnace]

chief is halo god

[meager linden]

She should be punished in every possible way, but she always escapes or has the plot armour

[waxen rose]

Its so nasty to look at omg

[sterile gorge]

No thats john halo

[waxen rose]

One day she won't be able to.

[zinc bear]

I hope John Kramer puts her in a jigsaw trap

[waxen rose]

Fitting

[meager linden]

The first message of 24th January

[zinc bear]

It’s still 23rd

[sterile gorge]

Still 23rd my man

[steady jolt]

Timezones exist

[sterile gorge]

No they don't

[merry star]

I am Bunggoy and I hate Halo Reach

[odd anchor]

False

There's no such thing

[steady jolt]

[austere ferry]

are you being serious

[austere ferry]

bunggoy should die

[shell forge]

Somehow

I am now on the official hcs twitter 😂

[ocean herald]

Getting ready for this ice storm

If my power goes out can someone shill reach tomorrow between 5am-5pm

[misty marsh]

I nominate Bunggoy

[ocean herald]

Ty bunggoy

[thorny glen]

Why would anyone want to ban me? Makes no sense.

[waxen rose]

😇

[thorny glen]

also tbh I think you have a problem, you've been saying my name a ton recently even without me being present. You okay?

[tribal sable]

Fellas relax relax but I saw this video and it made feel old

[zinc bear]

🤪🤪blehhh

[waxen rose]

Its almost like we reference you

You know what a reference is right?

[thorny glen]

But you don't, I just think you need help.

[waxen rose]

No I dont but thanks for the unsolicited advice

[thorny glen]

I mean you do based off the stuff I've seen you say so, yeah.

[waxen rose]

And what do I say

[thorny glen]

Seems unhealthy.

[zinc bear]

Rule 2. Don’t personally insult anyone.

[thorny glen]

Didn't insult anyone, but constantly spamming my name and asking to get me banned is insulting 🤷‍♂️

[zinc bear]

It was a joke

[waxen rose]

Do we not know what a joke is

[thorny glen]

Get better jokes.

[zinc bear]

That seems like an insult

[thorny glen]

Anyways, seek professional help. That's all.

[waxen rose]

I dont need you ‘looking out for me’

[zinc bear]

??

[waxen rose]

Making a mountain out of a mole hill in a halo server of all things

[zinc bear]

Nighterlev suddenly caring about people in the big 26 💔💔

[waxen rose]

Was not on my bingo card, hby

[zinc bear]

I think I need to drop another 2k on halo 5

[deep night]

huuuhhhh

[zinc bear]

N*ghterlev reference

[deep night]

whyy??

ah nvm

[zinc bear]

I only have 800
It’s just a reference to another member of the server

[deep night]

you scared me 😂 I thought you meant irl money

[waxen rose]

IM CACKLING

[waxen rose]

The only game you can probably waste 2k on is infinite
Dareal prove me wrong

[ocean herald]

Are impersonal insults on the table?

[waxen rose]

You can call a ghost a dogface to someone sure

[zinc bear]

HELL no
That goes to tcoaal

[deep night]

so true

[waxen rose]

2k as in moolah

[zinc bear]

Ohhhh thought you meant hours

[waxen rose]

Not 2k as in hours of your life wasted

[molten pelican]

Nighterlev do you wear wigs?

[naive turret]

https://tenor.com/view/maybe-elijah-wood-lord-of-gif-13386945

[zinc bear]

Uhhhh that probably has to go to an nba 2k game
There’s a new one every year so buying all of those credits doesn’t make sense

[waxen rose]

He is so fake even his hair is too

[zinc bear]

I understood that reference!

[waxen rose]

I gotta get the lakers 117 jersey though...

[zinc bear]

117K dollars

[waxen rose]

IM GOING BROKE

[thorny glen]

It's not tho? Huh

[zinc bear]

You have 2000 on Halo 5
You said that

[waxen rose]

This is horrible news

[zinc bear]

Actually 7K I was wrong

[waxen rose]

Son im crine

[zinc bear]

7 thousand on halo 5.
Hmm..

[waxen rose]

Im so excited my fred keychain charm comes soon

[zinc bear]

😭😭😭

[thick furnace]

🤢

[waxen rose]

Linda charm AINT worth it

[zinc bear]

It is

[naive turret]

charming

[zinc bear]

Haha

[waxen rose]

When you get the blind bags if you get a fred duplicate can you send him over

[zinc bear]

I wanna get Kelly and Linda and put them next to each other on my bag

[zinc bear]

No
I’ll eat it

[waxen rose]

Son😭

[hexed geyser]

i cant beleive its almost been 16 years since i stepped on installation 04 (yeah i was late to halo cuz i wasnt born at the time of ce's release

[zinc bear]

What

[waxen rose]

What.

[misty marsh]

What

[steady jolt]

Let's just not

[sullen nimbus]

I know some wild people

[naive turret]

Don't be weird, c'mon.

[zinc bear]

Even the whole gang showed up 😭😭

[waxen rose]

Im crine???😭

[vagrant kettle]

Huh

[misty marsh]

Not what I woke up from my nap for

[sullen nimbus]

And with that I disappear

[misty marsh]

I can't believe I missed nghterlv

[zinc bear]

He was muted it’s ok

[waxen rose]

Don't say his name

[naive turret]

How's the ikea bed kitso

[misty marsh]

Sure whatever it that's how censorship works

[misty marsh]

Terrible, I slept on their coffee tables instead

[naive turret]

understandable, gotta work with that you have

[waxen rose]

Is it true Ikea employees put screws in their mannequin’s fingers💔
Im gonna need rev to confirm or deny

[misty marsh]

What does ikea need mannequins for

[naive turret]

To advertise the 'Hej' merch ig

[ocean herald]

Which is better

IKEA
Costco
Sam’s

[hexed geyser]

fun fact 2001 (CE's release) is an anagram of when i played it (2010)

[ocean herald]

They probably don’t have Sam’s in eu

[steady jolt]

[misty marsh]

I'd love one of these actually, I should go ikea

[waxen rose]

Sams club
Costco stinks because of their membership

[naive turret]

ngl I haven't been to any

Not that I can remember anyway

[ocean herald]

Price? Because Sam’s also has a memebership lol

[misty marsh]

We went alot when we needed furniture but needing furniture isn't a very commonly recurring thing

[waxen rose]

I sneak inside Sams club

[ocean herald]

Costco has the $1.50 glizzy and drink

You can’t beat that

[zinc bear]

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH (get the reference freak please)

[ocean herald]

👮‍♂️

[waxen rose]

I HATE THAT SONG

[zinc bear]

It’s not a song it’s a TikTok 💔

[ocean herald]

I’ve only heard of the rumored ikea meatballs, so I guess I can’t really make a fair judgement but I do think Costco > Sam’s

[waxen rose]

Its a song king

[hexed geyser]

the only part of costco i like is thier food

[zinc bear]

There’s a TikTok of an old man holding up a sign in Costco that says “keep hotdogs $1.50” and he’s screaming enough is enough

[waxen rose]

Oh I sent you tiktok audio😭

[hexed geyser]

costco hot dogs are best hotdogs

[waxen rose]

I FOUND IT

[ocean herald]

Yeah their corporate wanted to raise the price but the ceo shut it down

[lilac pagoda]

Fellow spartans.

[waxen rose]

2 dollars for hotdogs when I can just go behind the counter and take them off the roller

[zinc bear]

Today is a good day..

[waxen rose]

Brings a tear to my eye

[hexed geyser]

wihch store has the best food sams club or costco

[zinc bear]

Never been to either so idk

[waxen rose]

Sams (im biased)

Last time I tried to get a costco hotdog I waited in a line for 15 minutes so I gave up

[ocean herald]

Costco has the double chunk cookie too

[waxen rose]

Just say youre hungry king it's okay

[indigo lotus]

Depends on your preference. Both Sam’s and Costco have their pros and cons.

[naive turret]

I've been to Walmart and ngl it's just a big Asda with tires and guns.

[waxen rose]

I went to walmart yesterday with my grandpa and we saw three ladies get into a fight

[zinc bear]

I changed my pfp so people don’t confuse us anymore /j

[waxen rose]

In the dog food aisle.

[zinc bear]

They all wanted to eat the same bag 💔💔

[ocean herald]

The European mind cannot comprehend Walmart

[waxen rose]

One employee and two girls I hate walmarts bro 😭🤞

Id rather go to a walmart though bc target is expensive and im stingy

[cunning girder]

A dog fight, amongst puppygirls, if you will

[waxen rose]

The european mind cannot comprehend a super walmart

3 stories of just walmart
Escalators included

[cunning girder]

Multiple stories? Damn what Walmart?

I used to work at a supercenter, I know it like the back of my hand so I speed run grocery shopping

[cunning girder]

Actually you dont have to answer that if its pii, my b

[waxen rose]

LOL

[zinc bear]

My Walmart got shut down for a month after someone like mauled down multiple shelves by kicking them
I was there

[lilac pagoda]

Having visited the U.S., I noticed notable differences in how the tax system works compared to Europe, particularly in terms of visibility and how public services are funded. Greetings from Europe.

[hexed geyser]

3.14159

[waxen rose]

Bro was angry that they were out of rotisserie chicken💔

[naive turret]

Oh yeah, the fact you have to add up tax yourself and everything isn't just included in the base price is so dumb idec.

Just make things more complicated for yourselves.

[waxen rose]

That's how they get you: after tax

[zinc bear]

Lowkey the hulk

[waxen rose]

I have customers come in all the time and I tell them “okay, 11000 for a shed and after tax it's 16000” and they go nuts

[cunning girder]

Killtastrophe

[zinc bear]

My uncle works at a dollar tree in Canada and he said that he already hears people go
“It’s $1.50? I thought this was the dollar store!” Either they’re joking or being serious

[waxen rose]

I know my walmart got smoked out one time two years ago

[zinc bear]

He carries a baton with him and sometimes almost gets too mad

[cunning girder]

Never had any serious incidents at my Walmart other than an all day power a couple times

[waxen rose]

Omg what upsets me is when I got to a dollar store and it's 7 bucks for a candle
If I wanted a candle ill go to bath and body works

[trim saddle]

[naive turret]

[zinc bear]

[vagrant kettle]

😢

[waxen rose]

This is what happens when they take away our stickers and now non nitro users can no longer hit the mantis

[hexed geyser]

when my 10 y/o bro got afk on minecraft the old 360 music came on

[thick furnace]

[hexed geyser]

we're playing bedrock

[vagrant kettle]

I’m going on strike now

[zinc bear]

non inheritor people* i have nitro and cant use stickers from other servers

[waxen rose]

Stickers as in the mantis sticker

[zinc bear]

oh

[waxen rose]

Playing ce and trying not to get rage baited
Thx two betrayals

[cedar turret]

You have to love how affectionate the banshess are on the two betrayals. They just want to cuddle

[thick furnace]

legendary library

[waxen rose]

I think ill use the library as my “no jump” lvl bc I gotta get a terminal on there anyway

[waxen rose]

I need them to stop being so needy

[cedar turret]

the terminal on the library is best gotten to by jumping around the inside of the elevator ring

[hasty zinc]

I swear every time I consciously look at the battery level of whatever device I'm using it's at 67% and it's making me mad

[zinc bear]

67

[hasty zinc]

both my keyboard and switch 2 are at 67%

[zinc bear]

SIX SEVENNNN

[misty marsh]

SIX SEVENNN

[odd anchor]

No...

😭😭😭

[waxen rose]

Im gonna cry loudly

[cedar turret]

It's a common skip, you just have to go to more rungs over and then back track

[waxen rose]

I guess the library will be my no jump then

[cedar turret]

You can't get there without jumping

[waxen rose]

Im crying louder

[zinc bear]

hmmph... I-I dont even like 67 that much but.. i-i guess ill laugh.. blushes

(tsundere edition)

[waxen rose]

I HATE YOU

[zinc bear]

this is probably the worst sentence ive ever wrote before

[misty marsh]

Ur never getting inheritor for that

[waxen rose]

Please never be tsundere ever again

[zinc bear]

man

why didnt you guys like it

[covert glacier]

I love how the xbox logo on discord is still the xbox 360 version

[zinc bear]

its gonna be the og xbox soon

[covert glacier]

wdym?

[zinc bear]

for 25 year anniversary

[steady jolt]

This one?

That's the Xbox One design

[zinc bear]

he meant the xbox discord probably

its still the 360 logo on their discord server

wait no its not lol

[steady jolt]

There's a bunch on the Xbox Discord

[zinc bear]

the xbox discord logo is the pride month logo, so idk what hes talking about

[candid solar]

Still? Good for them.

[zinc bear]

theres a 30 yr halo "fan" thats fuming at this sticker rn

[candid solar]

Good, I hope he chokes on that rage.

[waxen rose]

I remember posting that emoji months ago and 2 people got mad at it

[zinc bear]

guy who hates colors:

[waxen rose]

Halo “fans” try not to be hateful challenge impossible
Its no longer 2009 dawg, can’t be acting like a dumb kid no more

[candid solar]

I can't decide what kind of chili to make.

[waxen rose]

Evil chili

[zinc bear]

GRRR I HATE WHEN PEOPLE EXPRESS THEMSELVES!! ESPECIALLY WHEN IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME AND DOESNT AFFECT MY LIFE AT ALL!! = their pea brain

[waxen rose]

LOL

[candid solar]

I could make fish chili...

[zinc bear]

ew

[candid solar]

You're ew

[waxen rose]

What kind of fish 🤔

[zinc bear]

i dont even know what to say

[waxen rose]

Only fish chili I've had is trout and it's alright

[candid solar]

Oh right I have a slow cooker recipe book

[muted plinth]

I think halo is Gon release a secret teaser trailer of season 3 of the halo show on halo fest in December

[dreamy stirrup]

TGIF y'all

enjoy the weekend

for those of you in the blast radius of the storm, stay warm, stay safe

[glacial cairn]

Guys

[waxen rose]

I am so warm rn despite the cold wind that itches to blast me into next week

[glacial cairn]

What is the best halo game? (but you cant say halo reach or halo 3)

[dreamy stirrup]

spartan strike

ez

no contest

[glacial cairn]

bruh

[steady jolt]

Strike was a lot of fun

[glacial cairn]

that game is so ahhh

[muted plinth]

The Halo Show

[dreamy stirrup]

why'd you ask if you dont' want the answer

smh

[covert glacier]

No when you play an xbox game its the silver and green logo

[glacial cairn]

it was alright

halo 4 was mad underrated

[waxen rose]

The halo ce tattoo on my shoulder says enough

[glacial cairn]

VALID

[covert glacier]

Halo 2

[candid solar]

Well, yeah, that's because Reach and 3 are the two worst, obviously

[steady jolt]

Oh, ok. Gotcha

That's weird

[waxen rose]

True and real

[glacial cairn]

debatable

[covert glacier]

all halo games are great

Except for 5

[candid solar]

It's a race to the bottom, and Reach and 3 are tied

[glacial cairn]

whenever i try and matchmake in master chief collection i always get halo reach or halo 3 maps.

[candid solar]

Well, yeah, 5's the GOAT, the Greatest

[steady jolt]

I wish Vanguard never got bought over / merged with that VR company. Could have had the Spartan games on Android 😞

[coral yoke]

guardians 2

[covert glacier]

ragebaiting

[candid solar]

Mmmn, pretty sure I'm not

[glacial cairn]

holy ragebait

[waxen rose]

Its not too late to make a halo inspired dragon city game on android and IOS /j

[glacial cairn]

YES

[candid solar]

If that only registers as ragebait, it's a problem of weak constitution on the part of the observer :>

[covert glacier]

Either your ragebaiting or wanting the attention

[glacial cairn]

hold up, halo & call of duty?

[covert glacier]

I like the mp if you are referring to that

[waxen rose]

You cant just make two life long rivals suddenly come together

[zinc bear]

"your ragebaiting" 💔

[covert glacier]

🤔 and?

[glacial cairn]

dammit

[zinc bear]

you're*

[glacial cairn]

but then again, they did add halo to ps5

[waxen rose]

Yu’r’e

[glacial cairn]

are going to*

[covert glacier]

Yuor*

[glacial cairn]

sooo

[coral yoke]

yo'rue*

[zinc bear]

y*

[waxen rose]

Kids these days be abriviating everything
Wydtmr iph3 otxb1 imtb

[glacial cairn]

kids thinking halo 5 is the best...

[waxen rose]

It is though

[glacial cairn]

mehhh

[harsh ginkgo]

It’s my favorite 343 game

[zinc bear]

reminds me of the people who talk like this
H3110!! M7 N4M3 1$ D$M14N!!

[harsh ginkgo]

Halo 4 was a blur and halo infinite….. It was a game

[glacial cairn]

halo ce anniversary tho

[covert glacier]

I hate the name damian

[waxen rose]

You are NOT master chief from arby n chief😭

[coral yoke]

yeah he is

[covert glacier]

halo infinite is a good game

[zinc bear]

i was named after robin from DCU btw so i automatically have more aura than you ever will have in your LIFE

[harsh ginkgo]

For me it was kinda mid

[covert glacier]

Okay thats cool

[glacial cairn]

there is an impostor among us

[hasty zinc]

woot

[glacial cairn]

bro wtf

[waxen rose]

please tell me youre pulling my leg this is so..

[glacial cairn]

jim boutta 200 pump dwight and call it a prank💀

[steady jolt]

I seen the facemask skin earlier, it's unhinged lmao

[waxen rose]

When are they adding skinwalkers to fortnite

[zinc bear]

when are they adding linda-508 to fortnite

[covert glacier]

That is kinda cool my bad, didnt realise your name was damian just thought it was a mention for your comment you made

[waxen rose]

When they add Frederic-104 to fortnite

[muted plinth]

When they add silver team to Fortnite

[waxen rose]

Considering only half of silver team actually have a personality

[coral yoke]

when will they add thel 'vadamee to fortnite

[covert glacier]

why do you hate all the time its has to get boring at some point

[zinc bear]

the damian community doesnt accept you

[covert glacier]

I dont really wanna be accepted 😅

[waxen rose]

I am evil
Its like
The first thing displayed on my wiki page

[harsh ginkgo]

Add Yap Yap to Fortnite

[covert glacier]

cringe

[waxen rose]

Whatever floats the boat

[zinc bear]

the dallas community doesnt accept you either lub

[waxen rose]

The Dallas community isnt safe

[muted rose]

Can’t be talking with a eso tag im afraid

[covert glacier]

didnt say it was a bad thing 🤔

[waxen rose]

Do you see how many TVs they break after any given gamev?

[glacial cairn]

soz bro my bad

[zinc bear]

they also have a habit of robbing banks
(reference to payday)

[covert glacier]

I dont play eso anymore, I just use discord for halo lol

[waxen rose]

They can also be funny and smart haha (reference to me)

[zinc bear]

all you do is be negative so whats the point

[zinc bear]

same with damians lol (reference to me)

[waxen rose]

People who's names start with da tend to be cool

[hasty zinc]

that's the one I'm wearing lmao

[covert glacier]

how am I being negative, I mention that I like this halo and get hated on and then I say I dont like thr name damian (not realizing your name was damian) and then I apologized ???

[zinc bear]

dareal, damian, david, thats right..

[covert glacier]

Leather face

[waxen rose]

Hello Eric Cartman my favorite sp character

[waxen rose]

My name is David. Dad. I want some icecream. David.

[zinc bear]

you said all halos deserve love except 5 and then started to argue with trenchbird abt it. seems pretty negative to me ngl.. but ill drop it

[harsh ginkgo]

Bruh, yesterday I found out about DRG being in Fortnite and now south park and the office

[covert glacier]

"I like the mp tho" is what I said I dont lile halo 5 for the story, I was there on release to buy the halo 5 Xbox

[zinc bear]

you still argued tho but like i said
dropping it

[covert glacier]

alright man

[waxen rose]

Did they add my favorite girl from the office
I forgot her name but she's the clerk or whatevah

[candid solar]

Buddy I'm problably older than you are, I'm pushing 30

[zinc bear]

i was just on call with dareal bald dad and i told him about the office in fortnite. he said all office fans are losers and are short. i was just trying to be nice idk man

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/bibcJ.gif

[waxen rose]

Yay!!! She's my fav she's so funny

[zinc bear]

just dwight and the main guy sry freak

[waxen rose]

Stupid chud fortnite leaving out peak.

[hasty zinc]

the gif is my answer

[covert glacier]

I bought s4 of the office on dvd and never watched it

[candid solar]

I should enjoy a nice glass of boiling arsenic

[zinc bear]

ok

[waxen rose]

Is her name Skylar I forget (im thinking of Hamilton have some patience)

[harsh ginkgo]

Yall what do you think would win. A Scarab or Liberty Prime

[covert glacier]

Breaking bad

[covert glacier]

A grunt from halo ce

[zinc bear]

ugh why does bf6 lag so much on my pc
i want to get a new gpu but only because bf6 runs bad
grrr i hate having 8 gb vram 💔

[covert glacier]

Shouldn't be a vram problem it'll run fine at 1080p what's ur gpu?

[harsh ginkgo]

Itd be an awsome fight

[zinc bear]

4060 and its a vram problem

[hasty zinc]

what's also funny is they added teh firebird from RL today too, and its' the car that dwight drove

[waxen rose]

Can it transform into a 20 ft tall robot from space?

[hasty zinc]

so now I'm matching

[covert glacier]

Huh I have an rtx 3070 8gb vram and it runs fine for me

[obsidian wyvern]

i have the same gpu as you dareal and bf6 ran well

[zinc bear]

well a 3070 is better than the 4060
my gpu struggles to run the game which puts weight on the vram. i can see it in my settings

[zinc bear]

hmmmm

[covert glacier]

Strange, I doubt its a gpu problem maybe its your cpu bottlenecking?

[zinc bear]

no

[covert glacier]

what's your cpu

[normal owl]

https://klipy.com/gifs/dwight-schrute-everybody-hurts

[dreamy stirrup]

@hasty zinc did you see my FN setup

[zinc bear]

oh wait
my textures are on overkill for whatever reason
im good now

[hasty zinc]

I did not, where you post?

[dreamy stirrup]

https://x.com/snickerdoodle/status/2006170401508880567

sam (@snickerdoodle)

ending 2025 in style 💅

X · Dec 31, 2025, 1:07 AM

[covert glacier]

Lol ive got the same varient of chief

[hasty zinc]

I'm about to copy you lmao

[ruby hedge]

Hey guys im new to halo what game should i start on

[zinc bear]

peak
i wish spongebob wasnt $20

[covert glacier]

Ce!

[normal owl]

Aegisdoodle

[dreamy stirrup]

i thought spongebob was a skin so i was like "hell yeah, why not!"

[zinc bear]

CE on MCC and get out of this server cause of spoilers

[dreamy stirrup]

but somehow this is funnier

[candid solar]

Peak

[coral yoke]

oh my god that reminds me. i've got myself a 3060 but it's not like
in my pc

[hasty zinc]

did you try shooting him

he gets mad

[dreamy stirrup]

omg

[covert glacier]

My spare pc has an rtx 3060 and I use it more than the one with am rtx 3070 😅

[waxen rose]

Spongebob me boy, what are you doing?😭

[hasty zinc]

if you sit for awhile he'll go "man, I'm kinda bored"

[dreamy stirrup]

the dumb grin on his face and the gary slippers just made that whole outfit for me

[zinc bear]

fall guys master chief as a sidekick when

[waxen rose]

Omg master chief and his son fallguy chief

[hasty zinc]

I don't have the slippers 🙁

[waxen rose]

Why is he so zoned out💔

[dreamy stirrup]

i accidentally bought the whole bundle like a dummy

[zinc bear]

i have cute little bee slippers on my chief

[dreamy stirrup]

but the derpy thousand yard stare is so good

[waxen rose]

He knows something we dont

[covert glacier]

Back to the ce

[coral yoke]

you mean to tell me they remodeled him into a bean at some point..

[obsidian wyvern]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2014850747121496490

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[zinc bear]

sorry i accidentally scrolled up so im responding to this old convo
backwards compatible games show the xbox 360 intro when you launch them

[waxen rose]

https://tenor.com/view/fall-guys-master-chief-halo-gif-26019894

[coral yoke]

oh my god

[dreamy stirrup]

alright i'm going to go try to play video games

and clean up

and just

[zinc bear]

"cortana, its called drip."

[dreamy stirrup]

decompress it's been a long week

[covert glacier]

Yeah i know ive also got an xbox series x, but i mean on discord when someone was playing the mcc collection it showed the old silver and green logo from late 360 to early xbox one

[coral yoke]

i think that's more of his face than we've ever seen in official media

[waxen rose]

I wished they made fallguy chief into a plush
I would so buy it

[coral yoke]

funnily enough

[zinc bear]

thats a discord bug so

[waxen rose]

We see his horrifying blue eyes like 3 times but thats abt it (as an adult)

[covert glacier]

strange, I think its kinda cool tho

[zinc bear]

also @obsidian wyvern back to the bf6 thing, for some reason my settings reset like mid match so mostly everything was on ultra/overkill
i think it chose the recommended settings

now im good tho just messing with my settings again

[obsidian wyvern]

makes sense

the only problem i had with the game was the textures taking a while to load at the start of a match

[indigo lotus]

Chief wearing Nike sneakers!

[zinc bear]

that usually happens to me

[ruby hedge]

How old is halo? Is it older than assassins creed?

[covert glacier]

Yes

[zinc bear]

its 25 in november so

[ruby hedge]

Damn

It can out in 2001?

[zinc bear]

yeah. first ever xbox game and it launched with the og xbox

[covert glacier]

I miss my og xbox

[waxen rose]

The console from space

[zinc bear]

the OG xbox had such a cool aesthetic but yk its microbum so they had to simplify it

[covert glacier]

The console is infamous for having exploding caps aswell, thats how I lost mine before it was too late 😢

[zinc bear]

fyi its only the cap that tells the time that explodes
so next xbox og you get just remove it

[ruby hedge]

So what does halo ce stands for?

[zinc bear]

combat evolved

[coral yoke]

i know for sure it's older than most of fromsoft's ips
hell, halo reach predates demon's souls by a few years

[covert glacier]

Yeah i know, I realised that later than I should've, I plan on getting the og xbox for some classics I use to play