general-chat

[prime warren]

i really wish the btb matches were longer and took more points to win

[fickle drift]

Ah ok thanks.

I wonder why Halo combat evolved cancelled the microwave rifle(as if microwave weapon couldn’t fit Halo or other sci-fi FPS games)

[candid solar]

I don't think CE had the microwave rifle, but there is one franchise that has a microwave gun.

[naive turret]

They probably couldn't get the effect to work, or the physics for it.

[candid solar]

Crysis has a Microwave gun that makes the alien enemies explode.

[cedar turret]

Popcorn does sound good

[naive turret]

One of the Bioshock DLCs had one iirc

[candid solar]

Additionally, modern protest brutalization technology includes what is effectively a wide-range microwave that excites the molecules of human meat tissue and induces panic.

Err, sorry, 'Riot control technology'.

Jury's out on it being more or less humane than LRAD.

[fickle drift]

Ah ok thanks guys

The sound beam sniper haven’t been feature in any Halo games yet

[cedar turret]

Well, if there is one thing Halo needs more of it is sniper variants. There are only 87 now

[candid solar]

Really? I thought it was... I dunno, 6 or 7.

[cedar turret]

Thresher get a 2 fingers and a thumb?

[forest fossil]

im back

[fickle drift]

I always wonder if the skewer from Halo Infinite is based on a real life javelin gun but without splash damages

[candid solar]

The Javelin IRL is not really something meant for 'splash damage'.

It is a purpose built armor defeating projectile, any collatoral is purely incidential due to being a HEAT warhead.

[fickle drift]

You really mean javelin gun used by military? I thought they had explosive damages like rocket and missile launchers

[candid solar]

There's not really such a thing as 'explosive damage' IRL.

Not in like, a video game sense.

And different missiles have different effects based upon their method of construction.

Javelins typically use HEAT warheads, which utilize the Munroe Effect (High Explosives effectively force a breach of high-velocity copper spall, or a 'jet', inside of sensitive spaces) to deal damage on target; Any explosive or heat effect they cause is inflicted either by incident or physics, not by specific design intent.

[waxen rose]

Soundwave. Superior.

[forest fossil]

the skewer raplaces the spartan laser

[waxen rose]

Starscream looked so good im praying

[fickle drift]

Oooh ok thanks for the informations, don’t they explose in close combat but rather in further distance? Or can they shoot a kinetic project in the same style as bullet shot from firearms?@candid solar

[candid solar]

Both are improper use.

They 'explode' because it's got an explosive, that's not the same thing as 'exploding' in the sense of a cohesive intended capability.

[waxen rose]

How’s trenchbird doing today

[fickle drift]

Ah ok thanks

[candid solar]

I really want to work out my legs but my knee has something acting up so I can't do cardio ;v;

[waxen rose]

That's a sign that cold weather is still to come
In seriousness I hope your knee gets better soon

[candid solar]

I think I went too hard running and I should take it as a sign I should focus on upper body and eating healthier for a bit

[waxen rose]

Upperboddy time
Time to get some serious wings

[candid solar]

An example of 'unintended use' was a case in Afghanistan, IIRC, where a marine had both of his legs severed by an errant RPG-7 warhead that narrowly missed him and hit a lightpost next to him. The explosive went off and triggered the copper jet, which, with no enclosed compartment to rattle inside of, effectively created a 'ring' of copper that ended up ripping off the marine's legs.

[fickle drift]

Is it true that 40mm grenades shot from grenade laucher don’t explode in close combat but rather in further distance?

If someone throws a 40mm grenade shell with his/her own hands(like we throw a rock), will it obviously explode?

Do rockets and mortar shells work the same way?

[candid solar]

Sometimes if a safety is not implemented, no (usually), no (usually).

[waxen rose]

I should really stop focusing on “deadlifting the most” bc they didnt let me compete in deadlifting tryouts this year bc im trans
Time to do some cardio for once in my life

[fickle drift]

Ah ok thanks for the informations

[candid solar]

Dude I wanted to get into fencing and I can't do that crap now even though fencing is a nongendered sport competitively

[waxen rose]

It pmo so bad like bro just let us compete too why are y'all so pressed grow up

[candid solar]

Everybody's 12

[waxen rose]

Literally thats how it feels

[candid solar]

But like, the kind of 12 year old you hated because they were the annoying kids from Polar Express

[waxen rose]

“Boys cant wear pink” ahh 12 year old

[candid solar]

The most confidently incorrect child to ever exist and he's your sport's deciding factors

[waxen rose]

It upsets me too bc I went to my principal asking if I could make a weightlifting team that included all genders and he said “it’ll make parents uncomfortable” WHAT??

Stupid public schools

[candid solar]

Cowards

[waxen rose]

Im just glad the college I applied for lets transmen participate in their weightlifting club but it still pmo that they wont let transwomen participate

Like why are we picking and choosing

[candid solar]

I can get into it but I think it may not be the best call for it. Bottom line though, is mostly out of them being very, very bad at understanding basic hormone regulation effects.

[waxen rose]

I just feel bad for my mtf sisters

[candid solar]

Like, a big part of it is that they view men and women as entirely different species.

Which, no? Not even close?

[misty marsh]

@naive turret birthday

[waxen rose]

It just reminds me way too much of the Salem witch trials
Probably because my bf did a whole presentation on it 😭

[naive turret]

why in here lol

ty though

[candid solar]

Okay this knee compression sleeve is great

[merry star]

Happy Birthday I am Bunggoy and I hate Halo Reach and I hope you dont play Halo Reach on your birthday

[hardy bane]

🥹

[ocean herald]

mods! mods!

[upbeat peak]

I think that fred is the best spartan 2

Fred sled baby

[merry star]

your GOAT is in a cave eating potatoes rn lmao owned

[ocean herald]

So you agree he’s alive

[merry star]

Alive and doing nothing and not helping is a much worse fate

[waxen rose]

That feeling when knee surgery is tomorrow

[misty marsh]

Good question I have no answer to

[mighty niche]

Dude saved lives on Reach & ensured the Pillar of Autumn got away with Cortana. Idgaf if Noble Six survived & did nothing else, guy was a hero

[waxen rose]

I AGREE I AGREE I AGREE SO MUCH!!!

Hello I am frednumber1fan2008 from xbox and I am here to spread the word

[upbeat peak]

https://tenor.com/view/opinion-tolerated-arbiter-and-chief-halo-3-yakuza-chief-and-arbiter-tolerate-gif-11514553060091761753

[upbeat peak]

Mind if i add you

[obsidian wyvern]

i do the same thing every year dont worry about what he says

if its someones birthday, ill come here and wish it to them as well lol

[waxen rose]

Idm

[cedar turret]

Luckily most people don't have birthdays

[waxen rose]

You weren't born you were auto generated in

[naive turret]

I'm an old man now you must forgive me forgetting

[waxen rose]

Happy auto generated anniversary day to h8

[forest fossil]

debra wilson voiced commander thira, the harbinger, and cere junda

🤯

[warped dome]

Anyone having trouble updating halo on your ps5? It doesnt let me play unless i update it

[waxen rose]

How are you playing halo on your ps5 brother

Campaign evolved aint out yet 😭

[stone star]

Halo Campaign Evolved hasn't been released yet.

But for now, I'll stick with playing Halo The Master Chief Collection on PC until then.

Mainly the PvP multiplayer.

[neat gust]

h5

[lost wadi]

Nice pfp

[ocean herald]

@ocean herald happy birthday

[lime flume]

Can we just get the BR back on team tactical please

[normal owl]

No self-promo please.

[normal owl]

Haha for real though, Happy Birthday! Hope your day is filled with some quality R&R and that your year ahead is filled with great moments.

[ocean herald]

Oh it’s not my birthday

I just felt left out

[waxen rose]

I hope you have an evil day. Full of wickedness. Made up of cruel hexes

[misty marsh]

Thanks

[zinc bear]

67 is genuinely the funniest meme of 2026-2027 🥹🥹🥹

Alr it’s been 2 minutes and no responses im leaving again

[waxen rose]

Its okay ill
Laugh

[zinc bear]

is grim back?

[waxen rose]

Sadly no

we got nighterlev though
Bootleg grim

[zinc bear]

Ah that dude
I dislike him
I know him..

Hey
2 year play time isn’t that bad

I have 800 on halo 5 so don’t be saying that

[waxen rose]

Im so nice and not judgy at all 😇

Halo 5… peak

[zinc bear]

Just to clarify those 800 hours were well spent on a peak game

[ocean herald]

Oh

[zinc bear]

I’m playing halo MCC with my uncle currently and he hates 3. I taught him well 🥹🥹🥹

[waxen rose]

Im including you osky it’ll be okay

[ocean herald]

No, it’s ok

[waxen rose]

I insist

[ocean herald]

I had a funny joke to tell you as well

But not now

[zinc bear]

Was it freaky

[waxen rose]

Omg what have I done

[faint mantle]

Twin re-appeared :o

[zinc bear]

I’m considered your twin now?

Or am I everyone’s twin

[faint mantle]

Nay, we were talking about how freak lost his twin and had meh energies this morning

[waxen rose]

I was feeling horrible this morning stupid ear infection

[zinc bear]

Oh yeah well my Xbox one S can’t stream from oneguide which is worse

[meager linden]

Good morning people of Halo

[zinc bear]

Good night wade weinhmann

[meager linden]

Wow, Dareal returned back

[waxen rose]

This is unbearable im sorry

[zinc bear]

Oh and I have some really bad news

I’m replaying reach with my uncle.. and I changed my opinion on the game

It’s no longer buns to me. It’s now a mid 💔💔💔

[waxen rose]

Dont tell me you enjoy Jun…

[zinc bear]

Oh no me and my uncle hate him

[waxen rose]

Okay thats all that matters

[zinc bear]

But I kinda like it now

[waxen rose]

That's okay as long as you still hate jun and everything he stands for

[zinc bear]

I’m just waiting for my uncle to hop off fort with his girlfriend so we can hang out one last time before he leaves to Canada again

Bros leaving in 5 days and has to grind fort 🫩🫩 mother freaker we have HALO to attend to

[waxen rose]

Focus on what’s important darealuncle

[zinc bear]

I also successfully rage baited 130 people on TikTok

Made a slideshow on how to successfully LARP as a halo fan and most of it is just saying “make sure to hate 343”

[waxen rose]

Make sure you say “I need a weapon” 343 times a day for an epic reward

[zinc bear]

Make sure to glaze halo 3 343 times a day

[waxen rose]

This is mandatory

[frail moat]

Bit of a random question , does anyone here go to the gym or workout ? Just need some advice

[zinc bear]

I run in my backyard with my dogs

[ocean herald]

It was a good joke too

[zinc bear]

In my little remote mountain home. It’s so snowy I need a lighter please

[waxen rose]

Please please im dying of tuberculosis in 3 seconds I need this please I need this joke im a redeemed man
I red dead redeemed myself

[zinc bear]

Arthur

[ocean herald]

knock knock

[waxen rose]

Who is there

[zinc bear]

Me!! Hi do you have a lighter there’s too much snow

[waxen rose]

Get off my porch

https://tenor.com/view/get-off-my-porch-gif-26393285

[zinc bear]

Live footage of me

Sorry I may be a little corny the only social interaction I’ve had is this bum ahh halo 3 server

[misty marsh]

woah

dareal comeback

[waxen rose]

I dont dare talk I ogh3 server it's a little scary

[zinc bear]

I like it sometimes

I’m a good host there

[zinc bear]

Hi 67

[misty marsh]

you missed out on so many 67s

[ocean herald]

What

[zinc bear]

I was included in a halo 3 nostalgia video and I was getting no scoped in the first 10 seconds

[naive turret]

That can't have helped your opinion on the game

[waxen rose]

I think you told me abt that
You were in some old yters video

[waxen rose]

Finish the joke

[naive turret]

We've all been clipped at one point dw

[zinc bear]

Omg you’re right Kitso 💔💔

[zinc bear]

Yeah but it was extra corny and had my gamertag in full bold letters and my aim was terrible

[naive turret]

I used to be in a clan dw about it lol

[zinc bear]

I was too. Half of my hours on h5 was my clan banana split.

[ocean herald]

Ooo

[naive turret]

I forgot you were here Osky lol

[ocean herald]

😔

Yet again I am excluded

[waxen rose]

Make something up quick and we will include you

[zinc bear]

I mean I was censored for saying a no no word

Alr I have got to go now!! 12345 6 7 and i dance a little bit like a tulip

[waxen rose]

Tulip dancer

[ocean herald]

I shan’t. It’s ok really I promise

[zinc bear]

Dareal uncle finally off Fortnite and on gears 🥹🥹🥹🥹

[ocean herald]

I’m just here to farm engagement on my path to inheritor

[zinc bear]

Genuinely I’m a potty mouth I gotta watch out

Why don’t I have inheritor yet?

[ocean herald]

What did you say. I didn’t see

[zinc bear]

S word

[ocean herald]

[zinc bear]

Feels good to be back.. same as always.

Except oskys user has changed

[ocean herald]

That was someone else

[zinc bear]

Reach truther?

[ocean herald]

Never heard of them

[zinc bear]

Wait omg how did you get that fallout emblem thing

[ocean herald]

Cool username though

One of those discord quest thingies

When s2 was first premiering

[zinc bear]

I love season 2 bro

[ocean herald]

Same

[zinc bear]

Rip || the ghoul 💔💔 ||

[ocean herald]

I imagine he’s not actually yk

Cooper is so cool though. The flashback moments are just as, if not more interesting than the wasteland

[zinc bear]

Lucy my wife ongggg she was so tuff this episode

[ocean herald]

Giving vault boy lore was an amazing choice

[ocean herald]

She’s coming into her own. Still not 100% sold on max

[noble wyvern]

Oh look it's 1/17

117

January 17 and November 7

[zinc bear]

Max my wife too ong

Alr goodbye

I’ll talk more tomorrow

[ocean herald]

🫡

[naive turret]

It was a Reach clan too

[ocean herald]

Everything is making sense now

Reach is like a bad ex in more ways than one

https://tenor.com/view/interested-manifest-tell-me-more-psychiatrist-therapist-gif-15248194241546384608

[waxen rose]

Unlike you I dont go back for more

[ocean herald]

Oh no me and reach are a happy couple

[naive turret]

[candid solar]

Polycule moment

[ocean herald]

I don’t play other games

I’m committed to her

[waxen rose]

I play it and quit it

Unless it's rdr2
She always comes back to me

[ocean herald]

Ok playa

[waxen rose]

Being loyal aint getting you nowhere boyah

[ocean herald]

is this the gaming version of the Andrew Tate pipeline?

[waxen rose]

Im so scared, please never imply me near tate 😭😭

[ocean herald]

Sorry sorry

You will be referred to as mandrew fate

[waxen rose]

Its a family name.... Mandrew

Idk why my spellcheck bugged out

[ocean herald]

Yeah I figured because I had no clue what you said

Mandrew is a good name

[waxen rose]

Its a strong name.

Its like if an alien from mars came to earth and needed to blend in

[misty marsh]

Whos peak then

Whos that tlou tag

[obsidian wyvern]

🛌

[zinc bear]

Hi rev 67

67

[obsidian wyvern]

I lost my pain emoji today

[zinc bear]

I’m s- passes out almost recreated that incident!

Tough crowd ain’t it

[jade dome]

Hi ☺️

[zinc bear]

Ok

[obsidian wyvern]

bro these bots keep adding me from here

[waxen rose]

For a second I thought the pfp was of that emo Logan Paul edit but with purple hair instead of black
I need to wear my glasses more.

[jade dome]

Yeaaaah not Logan Paul lol

[misty marsh]

Cause ur so happy 😊😊

[bronze musk]

When we gonna get Squad Battle Fiesta?

[obsidian wyvern]

🥴

[misty marsh]

That's lowkey a smiley face

[wet pine]

ffa slayer is the best mode

[meager linden]

Chat feels more alive when Dareal and master freak are talking about

[obsidian wyvern]

h8s got me with the pain emoji

[waxen rose]

Why is the emoji boozed

[zinc bear]

Thanks, wade.

[meager linden]

No problem

[waxen rose]

What’s wade doing today

[meager linden]

Working

[steep hawk]

Guys I finished Halo 3 on LASO

If you’re interested it’s on my YT, same as my username

It was a fun LASO, wasn’t overly annoying and felt fair

Should I do CE or 2 next?

[fickle drift]

Hi chat

[faint mantle]

Don't forget the apple a day

[fringe smelt]

Hope halo comes to ps5

@faint mantle keeps the doctor away

[steady jolt]

The Combat Evolved remake will be available on PS5

[finite field]

Yeah I hope so, because I can't wait to continue my halo adventure ☺️

[junior tree]

hello there

[fickle drift]

W pfp

[junior tree]

aye thanks man you too

[ocean herald]

Why is peak

[long hawk]

Halo 2 on Legendary still got hands.

I only died once, though. It was in the second hanger in Cairo Station.

Outskirts is about to be hell.

[meager linden]

Jackal snipers
They're everywhere

[wise pecan]

[dawn pebble]

I remember playing Legendary Halo 2 back in 2006. I was playing Outskirts and had got myself backed into a corner with no ammo and a gold elite just waiting for me. I was soft locked there for 30 minutes! 😅

[long hawk]

Jesus.

Lemme guess,

It was the alleyway.

[dawn pebble]

Exactly!

[sonic tulip]

just finished long night of solace on legendary

[long hawk]

The Alleyway on Heroic was where I had my first ragequit.

[dawn pebble]

Totally. But the euphoria when you finally push past it!

[long hawk]

Back in 2016, I completed the game on LASO (While I was sleeping over at a friend's house), and I made a promise to myself that I would never attempt it again.

Lasted until 2023 when I attempted to do it on-stream in a Discord where I had to take a shot of bourbon every 5 deaths.

'Twas my 21st birthday, y'see.

[ocean herald]

That sounds like an alcohol poisoning speed run

[long hawk]

I made it to Metropolis before I had to quit.

I died once at the section with the wraith from a jackal sniper and decided that I was not going to last the rest of the game.

I do not remember when I stopped drinking either.

All I remember is that no one bothered me about it after a while and we continued to watch me play Halo 2.

[fickle drift]

I don’t know if Halo showed the realism regarding flamethrowers

In real life, read Chinese military is the only one to use a flamethrower.
I wonder if the soldiers can use a fuel in order to use a flamethrower in close combat without danger.

[jade gust]

Halo has had flamethrowers in the games, primarily in Halo 3 (But CE does have it in the Gearbox port and MCC's multiplayer) but it definitely doesn't get anywhere close to real life flamethrowers

[normal owl]

Then I retract my birthday wishes. Hope you have a normal day. 😤

[ocean herald]

😔

[cobalt prairie]

Wort

[stuck kettle]

It's dooming time

[normal owl]

Not a Steelers fan, but this is a very rare, personal, and moving look into the inner details of a great coach's retirement. Respect to Tomlin.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/47622479/inside-pittsburgh-steelers-coach-mike-tomlin-decision-walk-away-step-last-game

[ocean herald]

good move from him on a few different levels. he's had a good run with that team, and they're entering 'rebuild' mode anyway. they're gonna need to find their next franchise qb soon

[pine comet]

Yoo

[random badge]

Salutations

[signal wedge]

Tions Salu Ta

[meager linden]

Good evening people of Halo

[forest fossil]

if gengis khan

so khan you

[tender cloud]

HAPPY MASTER CHIEF DAY SPARTANS

[forest fossil]

because its january 17th?

[tender cloud]

1/17

John-117

[forest fossil]

i knew it

[inner wing]

happy halo day!

or well, master chief day

[warm nimbus]

Like his birthday?

[naive turret]

No that's mine, silly.

[inner wing]

No lol the date today is 1/17

[warm nimbus]

Then why call it master chief day when it's not his birthday

[obsidian wyvern]

if you cant see the reason then you may have an issue

[misty marsh]

shouldve been 11th july

[meager linden]

Makes sense

[tender cloud]

1/17
January (1st month) 17th (17th day)

[mighty niche]

Happy John Halo Day everyone!

[warm nimbus]

Oh wait it's 17/1 here

We don't put month at the front ever

So technically it should be

11/7

11 July

[tender cloud]

Okay, it's Master Chief day in the US, you guys gotta wait

[misty marsh]

Thank you

[tender cloud]

Okay, it's July 11th for the Europeans

[warm nimbus]

Why do US always have different ways?

Months at the front instead of middle.

Pounds instead of kilo

Inch instead of centimeters

Fahrenheit instead of Celsius

Fat people instead of normal etc etc

[indigo mist]

Is halo campaign evolved out yet?

I wanna try it

[forest fossil]

nope

[ruby cloud]

hi im new to halo i once bought some pack with multiple halo games thinking halo was popular so i got but idk anything do i play it what is it about

[meager linden]

If you mean about Halo MCC, then play in release order(as everyone says)

[ruby cloud]

ill see idk i got it a year ago then played like 2 missions and let it go because i bought subnautica too which i was really hyped for

[pliant hatch]

just start with ce and see how you like it.

[misty marsh]

space military aliens religious cults all the fun stuff

[ruby cloud]

k ill playthrough all the games i got are tge games hard?

[meager linden]

No

But depends on difficulty

[forest fossil]

after you play the games watch a vid on the lore. theres a lot of stuff only in the books

[ruby cloud]

ok ill do that

[marsh blade]

dont forget the last of us zombies that can use guns

[misty marsh]

If you wanna enjoy the story I reccomend normal

You can enjoy the story on heroic tho

Just depends on your own gameplay and patience

[hearty flame]

the first three have really different design compared to the subsequent three main instalments

[misty marsh]

I'd suggest start on normal tho then up it once ur used to it

[hearty flame]

First three have design from the 2000s that definitely shows and could be construed as harder in some ways.

[scarlet shale]

im bouta glass earth

Because I can you know

[naive turret]

Crank the handbrake before you fire the beam

Gotta hit the style points

[bright fjord]

Im doing halo 3 odst on laso

I can get all enemies pretty easily but does anyone have any tips for hunters and jackals?

And just general things i can do to make it more intuitive to play

[forest fossil]

get behind them and melee

[bright fjord]

They just form a wall

Does ninja'ing them work?

[robust salmon]

aka the levels aren't just a straight line and require thinking to progress 😭

[meager linden]

The Library, Two Betrayals and Assault of control room

[robust salmon]

we need AAA studios to make games like that again.

[tender cloud]

Because US is built different

[robust salmon]

idk why are we the only ones who went to the moon?

[tender cloud]

US is just better

[robust salmon]

two betrayals and assault are basically the same level and library is one of the worst in CE

[forest fossil]

https://klipy.com/gifs/just-dance-just-dance-unlimited

[robust salmon]

I hope they just remake Library and Keyes in CE Remake

[steady jolt]

Reminder that this is a politics free zone, thanks

[robust salmon]

ok twin 🥹🥹🥹

[zinc badger]

I drink soda I eat pizza

[steady jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/awesome-ok-great-good-thumbs-up-gif-16351183

[forest fossil]

[meager linden]

I started to take some photos of typical winter landscape
And I called the series "Winter Contingency"

[zinc badger]

Coolio

[forest fossil]

https://klipy.com/gifs/theboys-perfect

[warm nimbus]

There's controversy that it's fake because it's been 50+ years since the first landing on moon

[meager linden]

And it's how it's looking like right now(photo has been made at 15:15)
I called it "Winter Contingency" day 3
Snow plains

[warm nimbus]

Yet there has never been another one since

[faint mantle]

Maturing is realizing the reason for going to the moon was not "for an achievenent", but rather there was an economic reason behind it.

[zinc bear]

I wanna go to the moon cause it looks cool

[misty marsh]

I wanna go to the moon to do backflips

[hasty zinc]

it sure is at night

[meager linden]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[faint mantle]

I want the Starfied-with-mods experience of having a spaceship and giving it maintenance

[hasty zinc]

a star trek engineer simulator game would be mint

I'd give anything to align annular confinement beams to the warp core frequency

[zinc bear]

Why don’t we just visit the sun at night

So it doesn’t burn us

[hasty zinc]

just use sunblock, ez

[zinc bear]

6-7 pounds of sunblock

[floral pollen]

No

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/kQX9691ftZ2.gif

[zinc bear]

Hi aurora. Did you check out the Xbox 360 dashboard that your name is totally inspired from?

[floral pollen]

I haven't touched our 360 in ages
And prolly will continue to not bc it's a hassle

[faint mantle]

I didn't know Xbox had USB references

[vagrant kettle]

🤣 🤣 🤣

[faint mantle]

Then again, what device doesn't

[zinc bear]

New gen 💔💔🫩 /j

[zinc bear]

There’s an entire legal exploiting process that you do with a usb so yes

[rapid pivot]

Thats simply not true just so you know

We didn't only go to the moon one time.

[zinc bear]

We’re about to with this new Artemis mission

My cat was named Artemis can’t wait for ts

[meager linden]

Idk how about you, but...
I found funny things in small things, that we hated as we were kids
Sleeping in the day, walking in the fresh air, a lot of things actually
I'm planning to have some walking in summer, of everything gonna be good

[rapid pivot]

Youre right that its been a while. But we went 6 times. Not once.

Actually I misread what you wrote

[robust salmon]

idk how we "lost" the technology to do it but either NASA with Artemis or SpaceX will go to the moon. America WILL dominate the stars, for all mankind

After the moon, we should set up some colonies there, and eventually make the trek to Mars

[jade gust]

It's less we lost the technology and more that other stuff had to be prioritised

Like, going to the moon isn't exactly cheap

[robust salmon]

We cut NASA funding for stupid reasons

[zinc bear]

I don’t want America to dominate the stars. I want the stars to be by themselves

[robust salmon]

God built the stars for us to conquer. Glorious Humanity WILL prevail.

[jade gust]

I think America wants to drag the stars down and burry them underground

If only there was a sci-fi show which had an episode about someone like that...

[zinc bear]

I don’t want humanity to touch space. The moon already has tons of trash on it cause of how filthy we are.

[robust salmon]

honestly SpaceX is the only elon company that I somewhat respect, and it's the one he's the least involved with and (coincidentally) gets the most stuff done

[robust salmon]

Ragebait of that level doesn't work on me chuddy

[jade gust]

Aye but if an alien decided to kidnap me to see the stars, I ain't saying no

[robust salmon]

I'd fight back, take the ship back to Earth so we could reverse-engineer it and kick our technology by several hundred years at the minimum

[zinc bear]

Nah I get that. I just know that if we find life on Europa or find another habitable planet, we’re going to trash it and destroy it.

[jade gust]

https://tenor.com/view/no-doctor-who-9th-christopher-eccleston-the-parting-of-the-ways-gif-26350828

[robust salmon]

Europa isn't even remotely habitable

there's no atmosphere

[vagrant kettle]

So then we start a program to shoot our garbage on rockets into the sun

[zinc bear]

Yeah that’s why I said if we find life. Humanity will trash that moon

I should’ve worded that better cause ik Europa isn’t habitable

[jade gust]

Sadly this is true. And I especially don't trust current day Earth with a first contact scenario

[robust salmon]

actually why hasn't anyone brought this up? Shoot them at the sun or on mercury/venus so we don't have to deal with them

[zinc bear]

Not mercury or Venus but yeah the sun

[robust salmon]

it's just a giant ice sheet with a suspected ocean underneath, we'll probably set up a research base and that will be the end of it

James Cameron will be BEGGING to go there, however. Maybe that's why he makes so may Avatar movies, to fund a Europa expedition?

[vagrant kettle]

Why so genius????

[warm nimbus]

Can't wait. The live filming since 1969 are gonna make this one look SO real.

The 4K stream is gonna look great.

[zinc bear]

Not to flex but I saw the Europa ship being built 3 years ago when I went to the nasa JPL in LA

[jade gust]

Some eccentric rich guy is gonna lead us to Europa because he had visions of the secret to immortality being buried under the ice

[robust salmon]

The Gates to Agartha... of course!!

[zinc bear]

Alright

Not to flex again but I saw the Europa ship being built live at the nasa JPL back in 2023

[robust salmon]

niiice

[zinc bear]

Best berfday present ever

[jade gust]

I have no clue what you were referencing, I was referencing why they went to Europa in Destiny before everything went wrong for humanity

[jade gust]

Did they let you get up close?

[robust salmon]

I'm studying as computer engineer, maybe NASA will wanna take me someday. that would be cool. Either NASA for the aura or Lockheed for da moneyyyyy

[robust salmon]

I don't play Destiny so I wouldn't know

[zinc bear]

Nah I had to watch from high up behind glass but it was still close. I have a photo of it

[jade gust]

Fair

[vagrant kettle]

I bet we find a black slab that makes people cosmically smart
Or a bio mechanical ship carrying a death poison mutagen goo

[jade gust]

Oooh, you gotta share that photo

[robust salmon]

necron tomb world

[zinc bear]

There was a bunch of agents down there doing stuff so they didn’t want us to interrupt their work. Also there was like 20 other people with us cause it was a public event lol

[zinc bear]

I don’t have inheritor but I’ll dm it to you and you can send it

[jade gust]

Sure

[robust salmon]

remember when NASA shot an asteroid with what was essentially a space FPV drone?

That was fun

[zinc bear]

Gotta add me rq

[robust salmon]

twin can u send to me as well

[zinc bear]

You’re not inheritor

@jade gust you gotta send a friend request lol your things are off

[jade gust]

Oh, my bad

I honestly could've sworn I didn't have that disabled

The pictures @zinc bear was talking about

[meager linden]

Dareal working on NASA???

[misty marsh]

Remember us when u go to the moon

[zinc bear]

Nah, it was just a tour at the JPL in LA a few years back

That’s the Europa ship in those photos

[meager linden]

The best place where I was before was the chocolate factory🥲

[zinc bear]

I mean chocolates pretty cool

[zinc bear]

I’ll write all of your usernames on the rocket ship

[meager linden]

Don't forget to send Wade into the space too

[zinc bear]

I was told about Europa before the information was revealed to the public.. no biggie..

I’m just NASA’s best friend. My name was also on the mars rover back in 2020. Still, no biggie. We’re just besties ❤️❤️

[robust salmon]

So was mine. Anyone could fill out that form.

[zinc bear]

Oh I thought I was special

[robust salmon]

we all are chuddy ❤️

[zinc bear]

Aww thanks, an foid ❤️❤️

[robust salmon]

billions must LIVE ❤️

[native roost]

Balls

[vagrant kettle]

❤️‍🩹 ❤️‍🩹 ❤️‍🩹

[simple wave]

Mannnn the one mode I want people to match is definitely warzone firefight. If I was able to match SFP, (super fiesta party), then surely WZFF can match!

[waxen rose]

Rora WAKE UP its warframe time

Actually should be telling me to wake up wdym I got 12 hours of sleep

[simple wave]

Dang!!!

[waxen rose]

It's my goat unreal

[zinc bear]

Woah

Did you choose this user cause of me

[zinc bear]

Goat is unreal and twin is dareal

[simple wave]

For the amazing looking remake coming up.

[zinc bear]

Warframe 🫩💔

[zinc bear]

Ahh okay. Dareal and unreal. You’re my evil twin

[waxen rose]

She's been trying to get me to play it
I agreed because it's free

[zinc bear]

Don’t play it

It’s BUNS

[waxen rose]

Yuh huh

[simple wave]

I’ve heard good things about Warframe.

[safe verge]

same, never had folks to play w

[waxen rose]

The cutscenes are good esp considering it's free

[misty marsh]

My name actually is going to mars this year

[zinc bear]

Omg Kitso is in space

[misty marsh]

Allegedly

[waxen rose]

Freddy fazbear (kit) in space

[misty marsh]

Space mission is the perfect bait to lure in crying children yes

[zinc bear]

I’m Freddy fazbear

[waxen rose]

They'll never see it coming

[zinc bear]

I’m gonna eat you and I’m gonna make you scared

Fnaf 2 was so peak

Toy chica got too much screen time. My goat withered Bonnie deserved more

[waxen rose]

You say this as im watching a documentary on people eating others

[misty marsh]

I'm mad she didn't take her beak off properly

How are u gonna have that whole school scene and not choose to take it off

[waxen rose]

That school scene pmo because I know there should be more than one janitor and they would've heard that dude screaming

[misty marsh]

At least the teacher was dealt with

He pmo
Why are we beefing with kids and breaking their stuff

[waxen rose]

I hated bro but chica left a mess girl you are messy

[misty marsh]

Why do u think she wears a bib

[waxen rose]

Didn't do its job im afraid

[zinc bear]

Shadow Bonnie my goat got under a second of screen time

Hope he appears in edge of dawn. I haven’t picked it up yet

[misty marsh]

Imagine having a blink of screen time and still being able to steal the show

Hes so goated

[zinc bear]

Alr darealuncle wants to play more gears 4 goodbye

[tired bloom]

Im pretty sure that game still has alot of microtransactions, i remember when i first played it back in like 2015 or something, you had to pay real life money just for different weapons.

[waxen rose]

Yeah it's full of em

Gotta get your money somehow ig but at what cost

[tired bloom]

Gameplay was fun

I remember whizzing around the map

[waxen rose]

I love zooming too

[floral pollen]

bwu

[floral pollen]

yes it has a lot of MTX
but you can earn literally everything for free
you can even get the premium currency for free through trading

[waxen rose]

Call you villager the way you trade

[floral pollen]

I've literally never actually used the trading system outside of with friends of mine 💀

[swift tiger]

Does anyone play Halo Infinite multiplayer on PC? Can you tell me how many FPS you get with your GPU?

At what resolution
I couldn't play Halo Infinite last year because of my weak GPU, but this year I bought a new GPU that can handle it. 2560x1080p runs at 200-240fps.
RX 9070XT

[restive sable]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-hello-chat-gif-20962675

[zinc bear]

I get 180 at 1080p with a 4060

Graphics are all high/ultra

[zinc bear]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-arbiter-embed-epic-fail-gif-21042802

[restive sable]

yup

[robust salmon]

every once in a while I think about getting on Infinite but then I remember they broke the PC support so now there's a five minute loading screen when starting the game 😭

[restive sable]

hell no that's why I don't even want to get it apart from wanting to play the campaign it's the only one i haven't played

[robust salmon]

thank Jesus they got rid of the Slipspace engine at least campaign evolved won't be doing stupid stuff like that

[faint mantle]

Recpmpilation of shaders should happen once every reinstall, game update, or GPU driver update

[robust salmon]

that's how it's supposed to be, idk in my experience it's almost every time I launch the game on PC. Maybe it's just my luck idk

STALKER also does shader recompilation but it doesn't take half as long

[meager linden]

Good night people of Halo

[hasty zinc]

work just sent me my monitor, it's massive https://www.dell.com/en-us/shop/dell-ultrasharp-34-curved-thunderbolt-hub-monitor-u3425we/apd/210-bmds/monitors-monitor-accessories

[misty marsh]

I can get around 300-400 with a 5070

[swift tiger]

DLSS ?

[royal pendant]

Is anyone else in here Onyx rank?

[faint mantle]

Believe it or not, I was looking at it the other day.

[hasty zinc]

it took up all the available space on my desk

[faint mantle]

No games will run at its maximum FPS at the maximum resolution it supports, but it does serve as a KVM switch, which is nice at leaat for me.

[misty marsh]

Ultra performance, I haven't tried it on the new 4.5 yet tho

[analog knot]

Currently using a 49 inch and yes, its chonky

[swift tiger]

resolution ?

[normal owl]

That's like saying "this wad of cash they sent me took up all the space in my wallet".

[swift tiger]

I have a weak 11800h CPU, that must be why I'm only getting 240fps.

But I play with a locked 150fps anyway.

[hasty zinc]

desk currently has 2 27in and 1 34in ultrawide and my PC on it

CRAMPED

[zinc bear]

Infinite has DLSS now?

[normal owl]

None of them are VESA for mounting?

[hasty zinc]

they're all vesa but I don't have mounts

[zinc bear]

I was gonna get one of those LG OLEDS but that’s nice

[zinc bear]

But yeah last time I played it didn’t have DLSS support

[hasty zinc]

still doesn't

[zinc bear]

Oh

[normal owl]

Time to upgrade to Command Center Mode.

[misty marsh]

1440 ultrawide

[normal owl]

https://klipy.com/gifs/the-matrix-grey-man

[misty marsh]

Im lowkey taking estimates based on similar games

[zinc bear]

Ah

[simple wave]

I can imagine gaming on an ultra wide monitor.

[misty marsh]

I'm not a big enough infinite mp player

[simple wave]

All the screen.

[hasty zinc]

this is my first ultrawide

[misty marsh]

It comes with it's disadvantages

[hasty zinc]

I'm excited

[normal owl]

keep up the protein intake and weightlifting and you'll bulk up, I believe in you.

[meager linden]

Did I miss something important?

[misty marsh]

Ty attorney

I'll go gym rn

[normal owl]

from slender infinite mp player to big infinite mp player.

[hasty zinc]

aliens made contact with humans at a tim hortons in canada, a tree came to life and signed up for volleyball at a local high school and I spilled a can of coca cola on the carpet

[zinc bear]

I feel like a peasant with my 4060 and your 5070

[normal owl]

Was the can open? Because that would be a mess.

[hasty zinc]

it was 🙁

[meager linden]

That's interesting

[misty marsh]

Come over you can play on mine

[hasty zinc]

it's their groundbreaking new formula

[zinc bear]

So I can play the same exact games except 4K

[misty marsh]

Yes exactly

[normal owl]

I can imagine!

[misty marsh]

I'll put you on the best ultra ultrawide games

[zinc bear]

I’m getting an OLED soon and it’s 1440p 240 hz. It’s def overkill so I gotta be careful with my graphics on triple AAA games

I think I’ll do fine except for battlefield 6. That game I struggle a lot with running

[meager linden]

What about Cyberpunk?

[hasty zinc]

hold shift

[zinc bear]

But it’s okay cause I was thinking of getting a 5070 and maybe more RAM this Christmas

[zinc bear]

There’s no shift button on controller so

[hasty zinc]

the RAM will be santas entire budget

[zinc bear]

I don’t play it sorry

[misty marsh]

Push down the left stick

[zinc bear]

I use recon controls

So left stick is crouching

(To clarify, it’s X to sprint)

[pliant hatch]

I use recon

[meager linden]

Every computer detail will cost now like fortune
Everything is rising in prices, at least not motherboards and CPU

[zinc bear]

Recon control users rise up

[hasty zinc]

bumper jumper or nothing

[normal owl]

Fishstick

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/buLEi.gif

[zinc bear]

Bumper jumper is only good on dying light

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/bU1hT.gif

[waxen rose]

You could play so much rdr2 on this thing

[analog knot]

is this bannable

[waxen rose]

Boy howdy

Im crine 😭

[zinc bear]

Okay forgot I can’t say that 🫩🫩

[faint mantle]

When was the first Halo Infinite flight, again?

[waxen rose]

I miss my Arthur cutout standee
Might have to put fred away so I can put him back up

[zinc bear]

July 28th 2021. I participated in it too

[zinc bear]

I have one of Linda

[steady jolt]

2019

[hasty zinc]

one day I'll put together the metal earth guardian from H5

[waxen rose]

Im debating on ordering a starscream standee but it's $75 for 6ft and thats too short

[steady jolt]

One day I'll find mine again

[zinc bear]

I don’t I’m sorry I lied

[faint mantle]

Hm, I was looking for the second then

[waxen rose]

I know

[faint mantle]

My first experience with an Ultrawide was Halo Infinite

[meager linden]

Hoping to get the halo CE flight key(if they will share it)

[faint mantle]

(We sucked)

[waxen rose]

Three screens to play halo 2, rdr2, and detroit become human all at the same time

The way it was intended

[meager linden]

So, this is how infinite looked like in 2021
Interesting

[normal owl]

I would legit mail you mine if there is a third-place address like a PO box that preserves your privacy.

[waxen rose]

Send it to mars
Stckr will find it eventually

[faint mantle]

Sometimes I wish I'd bought a backlight like the one in the picture

[meager linden]

Anyway
It's time to have a little walk over territory
I'll come back later, if I don't freeze up outside, -19°C for today's night

[hasty zinc]

Current setup

[jade gust]

I have that same Halo Infinite poster!

[waxen rose]

Another screen you could be occupying with rdr2 I see

[faint mantle]

One screen for work, another for the sitcom, and another for FlightRadar

[hasty zinc]

it should have been the cover 😤

[jade gust]

I agree

[waxen rose]

Buy another for arthur

Maybe another for halo 5

Just somehow play it on pc

[obsidian wyvern]

is this with the work monitors

[hasty zinc]

on the left

I can only fit one

they wanted to send 2 but I said naaaaah

[faint mantle]

How do you cable manage that place...

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/dRS1rZeHB3p.gif

[amber mirage]

I have my spare one from work still in the box

[faint mantle]

Someone saw modmail

[hasty zinc]

😏

it was perfect

[jade gust]

Also, as proof, my Halo Infinite old cover poster

[faint mantle]

I told my boss "If you think I'm productive now, wait till you see me with two monitors"

AI

[waxen rose]

Is it

[hasty zinc]

just hope it's not an M1 mac

wrong reply

whatever lol

[faint mantle]

The ribcage on the right gives it away

[faint mantle]

I'd cry

Though I am fortunate. The newer generations are getting chromebooks.

[waxen rose]

Stupid chud google making me look bad

[waxen rose]

Kids at my hs break theirs for sport

[zinc bear]

You should get me one for my birthday

[waxen rose]

In 10 months?

[faint mantle]

The only real sport they should play is running Doom 😤

[zinc bear]

8 bum

[waxen rose]

You should get me a fred bracelet for my birthday in 6 monthdv

[zinc bear]

Wait no you’re right almost 10 months

[waxen rose]

See I know this

[zinc bear]

Wait no I’m wrong

[faint mantle]

You get a light blue string

[zinc bear]

September is the 9th month 💔💔

[waxen rose]

Im crying look at what you've done

[zinc bear]

Now I’ll go cry in my wife’s arms

[waxen rose]

They take it and drop it down 5 floors 😭

[faint mantle]

Tears of joy I'm sure 🧡

[waxen rose]

I just use my college laptop bc chromebooks suck buns

[zinc bear]

Bro the quest 3s is top 5 inventions oat

Right next to the air fryer

I can date master chief in vr chat full 1080p with the quest 3s

[waxen rose]

https://tenor.com/view/flan-fumo-flandre-scarlet-fumofumo-gif-12253117417676539978

[waxen rose]

Private thoughts

[waxen rose]

I broke it

[zinc bear]

bonelab is a peak quest vr game cant wait to get it on standalone

well now goodbye

[indigo lotus]

Three computer monitor screens close to each other. Yep, that is good setup.

[meager linden]

See you all tomorrow

[simple wave]

What’s happening tomorrow?

[marsh blade]

Wade will see us again tomorrow

[simple wave]

Time zones…

[obsidian wyvern]

I can only think of that Paul guy

[waxen rose]

Modmail fear me bc half the things I say are “blow this guy up”

[white seal]

Got to enjoy a all night long script kitty crashing social lobbey's on mcc reach.

7th crash by script kitty today.

[tacit atlas]

halo studios should add a feature where lets you glass a random cheaters' house, it would be very swag and gaws. /j

[waxen rose]

I agree /srs

[white seal]

8th*

[sharp aurora]

Finally completed CE legendary

now it’s time for Halo 2

[white seal]

9th now.

[naive thistle]

Dawg I can't believe this franchise is still alive

[steady jolt]

Hits the big 25 this year

[naive thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/clown-makeup-clown-makeup-bozo-gif-26049773

AARGH embed fail

[waxen rose]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-arbiter-embed-epic-fail-gif-21042802

[obsidian wyvern]

thats my role

I'm unemployed now

[waxen rose]

Early bird
Worm… something

[obsidian wyvern]

worm...

[candid solar]

Bird

[waxen rose]

The. Bird is here.

[candid solar]

Real

[misty marsh]

can i ask a question

[obsidian wyvern]

no you cannot

[misty marsh]

pls

[obsidian wyvern]

I don't want anymroe wormmwuedtions please

anymore worm questions

[misty marsh]

yes u do

[waxen rose]

They turk yerr jerb’s!

[naive thistle]

What a sorry franchise 🥀

[waxen rose]

Saying that with a warhammer pfp is a little bit funny

[naive thistle]

Idk man the 40k community got Total War and Dawn of War 4...

[glass ocean]

joins a discord dedicated to halo but hates halo?

[waxen rose]

Right like 😭

Loving the arthur morgan pfp 🙏

[naive thistle]

Dawg I've been here before u....

[glass ocean]

he got his air pods in, he cant hear dutch's plan lol

[waxen rose]

As intended

[waxen rose]

I'll pretend like ik what that means

[zinc bear]

That one dude nobody invited

[naive thistle]

New cool games while Halo gets nothing

[naive thistle]

Accute sense of self awareness

[trim saddle]

Sounds like the kitty can bounce somewhere that they can be productive.

[waxen rose]

Recon spits bars as usual

[zinc bear]

Accute

[steady jolt]

*A cute

[naive thistle]

Shuddup.....

[white seal]

10th

[waxen rose]

They taught us this in 8th grade maths I think

[trim saddle]

Don't get obtuse with us stckr

[faint mantle]

Fr?

[waxen rose]

A cute triangle what happened to the others

[trim saddle]

They didn't have a guardian angle

[zinc bear]

Shuddup

[steady jolt]

Trying to find the right angle for my puns

[waxen rose]

I can be your devil or your angle

[normal owl]

This is too perfect lol

[naive thistle]

no

[normal owl]

All of them are humorous to a degree.

[zinc bear]

The right angel for your puns

[trim saddle]

It's cold out so make sure to go to a corner in the house, they're usually 90°

[normal owl]

I know that's right!

[obsidian wyvern]

they took my embed fail job not my flat pack job

[waxen rose]

Yeah sorry I took yerr jerrbs

[candid solar]

Guh

[zinc bear]

Hi trench

[trim saddle]

Oh no someone got automodded

[zinc bear]

Mhm okay

[naive thistle]

lol

[waxen rose]

Great

[opal scarab]

hi chat

[naive thistle]

post it again

[candid solar]

What a time for me to be conscious

[steady jolt]

Anyways

[compact pasture]

What on earth is going on with Cheaters in MCC lately?
Last few days there's been this group of ppl just joining games to crash the lobby and nothing seems to happen even when you report them. It's been like 10-15 times just today

[candid solar]

Maybe I should go back to sleep

[zinc bear]

Hello trenchbird

[trim saddle]

Hello poorgroundhog

[candid solar]

[waxen rose]

Are they any new indie animation shows I should watch perchance

[zinc bear]

Halo legends

[waxen rose]

That isn't new im afraid champ 💔

[candid solar]

Uhhhh, did you already catch up on Monkey Wrench

[waxen rose]

Yes I did hooray joy

[opal scarab]

idk why my name was randomly changed for like a second 😭

nvm it changed again

[hasty zinc]

it contains characters the bot doesn't like

[zinc bear]

Cause of the font

[steady jolt]

Because of your nick

[hasty zinc]

so it gives you a random name

[waxen rose]

She gets to be wealthy? Mannnn

[hasty zinc]

curious dinosaur is legit though

[zinc bear]

Tuff

[trim saddle]

"RAWR?"

[candid solar]

My leg has stopped aching so I suppose I can run again

[zinc bear]

We can run together

[waxen rose]

What does recon father know about rawr xd

[trim saddle]

My generation invented it

[zinc bear]

You’re 49 bro no they didn’t

[trim saddle]

It was invented when hot topic was actually cool

[hasty zinc]

rawr xd was like Halo 2 times

[waxen rose]

Rip hot topic
I loved your collars

[zinc bear]

I hate hot topic

[opal scarab]

welp 😭

[zinc bear]

It’s all Hazbin hotel slop
I see like 12 year olds buying that merch I feel bad

[candid solar]

Hot topic will always be cool, kill that in you which cringes

[waxen rose]

No king we are bringing it back
We as in my goth cousin

[trim saddle]

Anime started sneaking into hot topic and it was over with after that.

[candid solar]

Man my bed is so comfy

[candid solar]

Literally me after a lifetime of calling things cringe

[waxen rose]

Words to live by

[candid solar]

Caring about things is based actually

[trim saddle]

No.

[zinc bear]

Everything is cringe now

[waxen rose]

YOURE CRINGE

[zinc bear]

I enjoy nothing

[trim saddle]

Can't have things crushed if you don't care about them.

[waxen rose]

Are you ok

[zinc bear]

Your*

[trim saddle]

"Oh well life goes on" is a common phrase

[candid solar]

I would simply destroy that which destroys what I care about

[opal scarab]

I beat halo ce for the first time like a few days ago

[hasty zinc]

esp emile

[waxen rose]

Emile is so cringe it kills

[zinc bear]

Ugh darealuncle loves Emile

[candid solar]

Emile is the exception, nobody should care about him

[normal owl]

https://tenor.com/view/my-man-together-smile-gif-20682410

[trim saddle]

Mister Chief helmet is better than Emile

[waxen rose]

Things to kill for cringe
Jun
Emile
Jun again

[steady jolt]

[zinc bear]

Emile is so cool that he forgot to turn on his motion tracker

[hasty zinc]

not a high bar

[trim saddle]

Sharpie drawn is better than damaging your own armor to look cool

Emile was a rawrXD spartan

[normal owl]

It was on; he just couldn't read it after scratching a Big Cool Skull onto the case.

[candid solar]

The bar is in hell after all, where Emile went after all of his tax fraud and orphan-punting

[hasty zinc]

more emo than Raphael in a bathtub

[waxen rose]

He's the “I wanna be alpha”

[hasty zinc]

(idk who will get that reference)

[candid solar]

Like bro you're literally a Spartan tf you have to be insecure about

[trim saddle]

"love, laugh, toaster bath" ?

[waxen rose]

No one loves him because hes so alpha thats what

[zinc bear]

I think I missed someone

[waxen rose]

This is true and canon

[candid solar]

The manosphere Spartan

[waxen rose]

I think he deserved what he got atp

[zinc bear]

Aw shucks

[hasty zinc]

he was indeed not ready

[zinc bear]

How bout you

[hasty zinc]

the elite was ready

[trim saddle]

Well he wasn't ready for the backsho.. backstab.

[waxen rose]

Bro didnt follow his own 50k a month training online scam regimine to always be ready

[zinc bear]

That’s so weird

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/bLnRylrbsak.gif

[waxen rose]

I know what you are I just cant prove it

[trim saddle]

Hey wait a minute. I saw that edit.

[hasty zinc]

inheritor countdown reset

[zinc bear]

You saw nothing.

[trim saddle]

That's a daily thing anyway 🤷

[stoic fulcrum]

You don't even walk like a Normal person

[waxen rose]

Do I not
That's too bad

[hasty zinc]

no you were supposed to say "how much time was left?" and I said "you don't wanna know" and then we would have shook hands

[waxen rose]

Im stupid i read walk as talk

[candid solar]

Dunno I bet Aegisfate has cooties

[trim saddle]

He walks like the Penguin from the batman movie.

[zinc bear]

Son

[zinc bear]

Like that one movie!! God I love that movie it’s so tuff

[trim saddle]

Cuties* I hear he likes the little oranges

[waxen rose]

Happy feet’s humanoid cousin

[hasty zinc]

Halo's smh

[zinc bear]

I found a copy of happy feet 2 for DS in a bunch of mud in my backyard at my old house

[candid solar]

The tiny oranges are fun because you can throw them at people

[trim saddle]

I'm confident that I won't get it either way ✨

[trim saddle]

That sounds appealing.

[waxen rose]

When I was tiny I used to let them dry out in the sun then when they were rocks id throw them at my brothers

[hasty zinc]

I found a copy of pokemon crystal at an empty playground

[trim saddle]

That has a ring to it

[zinc bear]

Tuff

[candid solar]

Emile's cringe online group chat he has with a bunch of people he met on space twitter who share edgy memes never saw him again

Sadge

[waxen rose]

SPACE TWITTER IM CRINE

[hasty zinc]

Space X

haha get it

[trim saddle]

What's crine?

[zinc bear]

Crying

[waxen rose]

No grandpa I dont…

[trim saddle]

Oh, well don't.

[obsidian wyvern]

I do wonder if the person who started that knew they were spelling it wrong

[waxen rose]

Perchance not

[trim saddle]

It's the "typo turns into a meme because everyone makes fun of it"

[hasty zinc]

like vro

or teh

[waxen rose]

I dont see people use teh that much no more

[zinc bear]

Nah that’s juice wrlds thing. He said vro all the time

[candid solar]

Emile can't share his edgy memes and stolen government secrets to a bunch of space twitter users on his space discord named 'Unggoy shakers central' smh

The poasting died with him

[trim saddle]

Autocorrect lol

[hasty zinc]

is that the guy from fortnite?

[waxen rose]

Its okay
Micky will take it over. I can tell that dude is an AI tech bro in the making

[zinc bear]

Emile def makes “women ☕️” jokes

[waxen rose]

Romeo does this is canon

[trim saddle]

BaCk In My DaY wE aCtUaLlY hAd To KnOw HoW tO sPeLl AnD tYpE

[candid solar]

I mean we already established he listens to Space Andrew Tate

[zinc bear]

Back in my day we had no phones

[waxen rose]

We have a list of people on space twitter we gotta eliminate

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/bXfVs.gif

[trim saddle]

Bro same

[candid solar]

This is also confirmed by him not respecting his obvious father figure he shows resentment towards, Jorge

[waxen rose]

What did jorgie do💔

[zinc bear]

I lied I was born with a phone in my hand

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/jiB6OfA1ED7.gif

[trim saddle]

I wish Space Tate was real, and without a suit so he's just a popsicle.

[waxen rose]

Blown into smithereens

[zinc bear]

I wish Tate wasn’t real at all

[candid solar]

Basically

He left for milk and never came back from the slipspace trip

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/bX4xF.gif

[waxen rose]

I wouldn't come back if my son chud son whom I hate acted like Emile

[trim saddle]

I think the better story is to know of something wrong and see it disappear.

Instead of it never existing

[zinc bear]

Nah

[trim saddle]

Don't nah me

[hasty zinc]

I like how right after Jorge died, it was revealed he died for nothing

actual comedy

[candid solar]

'Hi guys it's me Emi-'

"Omg hi ChudSpartan"

'NOT WHAT I'M CALLED'

[waxen rose]

LMAO

[trim saddle]

He even said to make it count 😭

[simple wave]

Poor Jorge man

[zinc bear]

Hello evil twin

[waxen rose]

I laugh coughed so hard I fell off the bed

[simple wave]

Lmao.

[hasty zinc]

laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur

[trim saddle]

Hey it's CE³ chief

[waxen rose]

Curious dinosaur perchance

[zinc bear]

Laughed so hard that I almost said something I cant say on this server

[trim saddle]

QuestionableTrex

DinosRAWR

[waxen rose]

Remember when cortana laughed so hard she accidentally fell on be “BLOW UP INNOCENT CIVILIAN TRAINING SHIP” button

[zinc bear]

Linda would canonically use rawr xd in the big 2026

[trim saddle]

Oops all monkey planet gone

[zinc bear]

If she was real 💔💔

[waxen rose]

Linda using rawr xd is kinda based?

[waxen rose]

Girlies make mistakes sometimes it's okay

[trim saddle]

They say if you pause the game and zoom in on the backside of her hip armor, you can read rawrXD.

[waxen rose]

Is this the future version of a stamp

[zinc bear]

They say if you pause the game and zoom in on the backside of her hip armor you can read my name

[trim saddle]

Spamp stamp

[waxen rose]

Mhm

[waxen rose]

Okay buddy youre going in the pit

[amber mirage]

Which version?

[zinc bear]

Halo 5 Linda

[waxen rose]

2.0
I updated it

[candid solar]

Guys why can I hear little dark age every time I'm near Emile

[amber mirage]

There's like 20 Pit versions in Infinite alone

[trim saddle]

Chief probably would claim Linda

[zinc bear]

Woah buddy

She’s his sister in his head so maybe not

[waxen rose]

NO I swear Emile would make those stupid war edits
Imagine 13 year old Emile on his stupid ipad making them on capcut 😭

[zinc bear]

Templates not actual edits

[waxen rose]

Stupid chud son whom I hate with his war templates

[trim saddle]

"Anyway here's all my teammates totally not dying in a montage edit with Skrillex"

[candid solar]

Chief x Locke is the actual canon pairing sorry

[waxen rose]

THIS IS TRUE AND REAL

[waxen rose]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-reach-halo-jun-a266-noble-team-happy-birthday-gif-4034226800006627796

[amber mirage]

John Locke

[zinc bear]

Enemies to lovers arc

[waxen rose]

Just pretend it's emile recon

[zinc bear]

I think I wrote a fanfic abt that like 4 years ago

[trim saddle]

They do say to keep your enemies closer..

[normal owl]

https://klipy.com/gifs/dubstep-bee

[candid solar]

When I was forced to use AI for a college class I had it generate a fanfic of Locke introducing Chief to Dippin Dots

[waxen rose]

Enemies to lovers is in my top 10 romance tropes of all time

[zinc bear]

I like lovers to lovers

[waxen rose]

I like lovers to enemies I love spreading HATE

[trim saddle]

Passion is passion.

[candid solar]

Chief x Escharum fic?

[waxen rose]

This is real

[trim saddle]

Adrenaline does some weird things to the brain and body.

[candid solar]

YOU'VE SET A FIRE IN MY HEART SPARTAN

[waxen rose]

I fear this is peak

[trim saddle]

They way he was breathing, there was fire in his lungs too