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Master Chief.
Well, I almost went 2 hours in Survive the Undead.
best I can do is Reach Squirrel
Kitso just said that
Real, if he has Simon to help lock him in he might stand a chance
There's squirrels on Reach?
Well Marcus have cool chainsaw and grenade
My ideas so great people alr stealing
cut unfortunately, but the model exists
True. The lancer is fire.
huh, the more you know
Odds of giving this guy an acorn and he splits reach into 7 continents
Odds of frieren with no magic surviving halo 2 for real?
Odds of them beating the Great Schism.
Locust vs the covenant?
Would they side with humanity or Covenant?
Covenant
Plus they can glass the planet.
But they were voiced by humans
Locust ar lowkey a little clumsy
idk but the fanart was pretty cute
Uncle Ian would join the Covenant prolly
General RAAM vs arbiter?
You know what ts isn’t even fair the arbiter is getting obliterated
Odds of Chris Kyle beating the Covenant
Covenant make one exception for all humans deserving death and it's uncle ian
It's hard but I'll say arbiter.
Odds of the Loud family surviving CE
General RAM is powerful but arbiter has many weapons and invisibility.
General RAAM as the advantage of physically overpowering the arbiter and the krill
low
Also whenever I make RAAM fight the arbiter in killer instinct RAAM always wins
Are raam and escharum long lost twins??
Odds of Jim Carrey surviving 2?
Escharaam
vs the arbiter
Master chief would win
Odds of Timmy Turner surviving ODST
apple juice/10
Chances of the guy from cowboy bebop beating halo 2?
Jim Carrey can manipulate reality
'The guy from Cowboy Bebop' aight champ which one Spike, Jet, Vicious?
Timmy with fairies stomps.
Odds of SpongeBob and the gang surviving The Flood
Goku vs halo 3 rat
Spike.
Minecraft warden vs avery Johnson
How would he wish to beat them?
also what is the odd for doom will survive the flood
They don’t condone any wishes for violence
They all lose tbf 
SpongeBob is stomping.
Craig vs Thanos
The only person who would survive the halo arrays is uncle grandpa
Odds of TV Master Chief versus lore accurate Master Chief vs CE Master Chief
Not even as a joke
Lore accurate chief wins
I think Leon could dodge them with a backflip
because he is lucky
Odds of South Park surviving 2
He wishes they all get digitized.
Cartman prolly die first
And also uncle grandpa is invincible. People have killed him, but another copy of him walks in through a portal and says “glad I wasn’t that guy”
it honestly what guys
True true
Odds of RWBY surviving Halo CE
(Btw Rooster Teeth betrayed Monty Oum for money)
Odds of goblin slayer crew surviving with no magic?
RWBY stomps.
Odds of uncle Merty surviving the halo arrays
This is how I found out what uncle grandpa is
Uncle wins.
Odds of Peter Griffin and the family guy cast surviving Combat Evolved
It’s a kids cartoon that I loved when I was younger lol but he’s probably the only fictional character that can survive literally anything
Toon force activate.
Especially if he wakes up on the wrong side of the bed
"This was worse than the time I found the Flood with an ODST on steroids!"
nothing can survive the array
Uncle grandpa can
It's all gangster till a human flood shows up.
didact vs combat evolved
Me
Trying so hard to think of another invincible kids character now
Quagmire vs combat evolved
maybe to the flood part
Combat Evolved vs Combat Evolved
Meg would die for whatever reason
Warden Eternal vs Lord Garmadon
Megs the suicide grunt
ha ha
Master chief vs bughuul (he watched the tapes)
Master chief cause he's basically homeless
Yeah but bughuul k*lled those people in the backyard and pool
Via the kids tho
Alvin and the Chipmunks versus Truth
Even if he’s not in a home he’s still prone to the curse
Masterchief is a father to none
Ohh you’re right
I would slap truth with his head azz.
lol
Wren_carver vs every single fictional character
Truth takes off his mask and is actually Uncle Ian
if it's like this now in here, it's going to be straight chaos friday
I plan on getting a lot of sleep tomorrow night
Would you ever exploit three rodent kids to boost your career in the music industry
Wren carver with her mech transformation VS halo 2.
We should get Mint Blitz to discuss the possibilities of Alvin and the Chipmunks surviving Halo
What
when mod looking at chat why we are being off topic XD
Fatrat Vs Master Chief.
like here we go again
I'll take that as a no, have a gold star!
Thelivingtombstone vs arbiter
Thelivingtombstone
Please free me from this prison
FNAF Animatronics Vs Halo 2.
Fnaf at Freddy’s vs kitso
what is that
We said the same thing (almost) lol
Ween versus Truth
Yeah.
I solo so easy
Band
Wren vs Truth?
lol
Master Chief vs Rick and Morty
Wren claps.
Can’t believe our mods are old enough to drink they’re unc
Ween, the band versus Truth
Me and chica are having a slumber party and none of you are invited
Ween.
Except my girl arbiter
Me (post guitar practice) vs kitso
Rick and morty beats chief sadly. 🙁
I think I was old enough to drink before some of you were born 😂
Nah. 60 round rifle winds
Rick is too smart.
Wendy from wendies vs legendary jackal sniper.
2006 Nissan Murano versus the Brutes
omg rick and morty can find the cure for the flood lol
same lol
what's the drinking age over there stckr
Flexing that Unc status
Gabriel and the Guardians versus Halo 3
what game of chief
Any hand
Me (someone put pineapple on my pizza) vs dareal
The Entity (Dead by daylight) Vs The Ancient Forerunners.
yummy
I forgot everything that makes me mad
I'm too peaceful to exist
Am I post guitar practice?
Ew pineapple pizza
To even out the odds
they god
18, though in some restaurants it can be 16 if accompanied by an adult and with a meal
Amy rose vs All of halo.
good*
16 is WILD
You would eat chocolate flavored salad
Solos
yeah
Yeah I agree Amy claps.
ha ha 😂
I bet it's limited to one drink though
My girl fr
If my tummy hurts you’re cooked
I thinks it's just at the parents discretion
Idk i dont drink gng but it's what I've heard from friends
Super Sonic vs Halo and Warhammer 40k.
Me vs job application
halo vs doom
Derealmasterchief.
Sonic would collect the halo rings and it would play that one song from that one game of his about rings
If it’s doom guy then chief wins, if its doom slayer he’s dead
Lol.
and it will turned on
Hell also effectively has infinite demons.
1v1 I’m guessing
yeah
Chief will probably knock him down due to luck and because he’s a beast, but slayer would kill him
Chief has luck
do you just go to the restaurant with a beer in your jacket?? lol
or I guess the adult has to buy it for you
aegis u tried marathon yet
yeah
Seven Rings in hand
do u like
Post gameplay
I am not allowed to say 😏
Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee
i don’t know what that means
A meme
shame its not 4 players
Ygm ygm
bro when you || haha you thought || it's insane
Ur priveleged pls keep it that way
I was so hyped for marathon but then bungie went to the dark side and stole all that art so honestly don’t really care anymore
yeah halo 5 and 6 is not coop
seriously though, the guns || cant believe you fell for this ||
It is lol
I thought marathon got cancelled already
It's actively running closed tests as we speak.
i am playing it rn so i dont think so
Honestly, the best part about marathon is (idk how to do the spoiler thing)
You need to use || on both sides
I'll play more later, just too into Legends A-Z rn
Now go join in kiddo
Cinema was our usual 😛
Pokémon always takes priority
and you can do /spoiler message:
You can also highlight text or an image and click the little eye icon.
marathon is honestly / spoiler you fell for it
perfect
Liar
Prefect
Dang I fell for it
lol
My doctor gave me a my little pony band aid for my flu shot
I didn’t even bleed it was unnecessary
Did they run out of Transformers ones or was that by request.
I wish I got mlp plasters
When i was little they gave me a sleeping beauty sticker once instead of spiderman and I remember being sour about it all day
I always get the “girl” stuff at doctors
Like I’m always in the hello kitty room, princess rooms, and get pink jolly band aids
Ur just too pretty of a princess
I just get the adult treatment (they make me pay for my prescriptions)
As long as the injection is painless I consider it a win ngl
Like the monster truck room is empty 💔
I want the cool halo room with Metallica playing how hard is it
We should start a podcast
Darealkitso podcast
Okay that sounds like a ship name scratch that
DK
Aight imma be real.
Donkey Kong
I'm indecisive in my life. Lemme write or do something
Reach LASO go go go!
Eat carls junior
That’s what I did today
What's Carl's junior
I thought I knew all the American chains by now why do more keep spawning
Oml
You’ve NEVER experienced peak
I had them for the first time today it’s sooooo good
Someone told me that abt chick fil a once
I never ate them as a kid cause I didn’t like burgers or chicken nuggets in the shape of stars and the French fries looked weird but now I know carls junior is peak
I hate chick fil a
I hate KFC.
I like their sauce 💔
Glass this guy
I just hate them cause of the bad people who run it but that’s not for this server
Everything is too greasy.
KFC was fine, nothing special
Burger King is the best
Yeah ik what ur talking abt
That's just america
KFC in the UK isn't greasy from my experience
dominos
That’s just my bedroom 😂😂✌️✌️
Get it cause I don’t shower
I wish we had one nearby. We have nearly every restaurant in my city, except a damn Burger King.
I'd agree if the domino marketing ppl didn't keep swarming campus like walkers and forcing leaflets into my head every day
Dominos is fine
I love their food but I'm abt to abstain out of spite if I get given another paper bag to throw out
Lil ceasers on top
Do they shove them in your mouth? 😂
What do lil caesars do again
May as well do
Be peak
Chuck e cheese sucks
I think it’s cause I grew up as a broke boi so I never could go
That’s why little Caesar’s stays on top
99 cent store had goated pizzas I cried when they shut down
Poundland here isn't even a pound anymore
We used to have a 99p store too but I haven't seen any of those in years
99 cent*
P
I will guess an event that happened to you before
Omg
You.. have broken up with someone before
Cause I’m a psychic?? Duh
Is it 67 pounds mate 😂😂😂
What have I walked in on lol
I remember you in the halo classic hub server
just wait for friday
just a little reminder that the current fortnite battle pass with the halo infinite cosmetics is leaving in 9 days 👍
we'll have a 7 minute slow mode
Mods will have a 30 second slow time
30 seconds ur funny
the spartans will come back to the store in 18 months
Aegis what’s the slow time for Friday
I have no clue what server that is tbh
I have no memory if it
Oh someone had your user nvm lol
we should get 24hr slowmode back 🙏
Spectator mode cause getting a word in and seen will be a lottery I bet
Thats, mildly concerning lmao
Please no
Maybe it was different I just remember them having something similar
I’m banned anyways so I can’t check
It'd be pretty funny.
No you're not
I have an idea what my one message for the day would be. 
Graph between 24hr slow mode and halo fans touching grass
I’ll just keep editing mine
I touch grass quite often lol
they would sit here the whole 24 hrs to send their second complaint about the game
And complain about ue5 and the so called “gen ai”
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it.
What, you've never met a person who has a life before?
Gen ai is somn else lol
It’s just rumors of bungie haters lol. People are saying that they’re going to a Fortnite route which is obviously not true
It's very wholesome that you think they won't be putting it all into an elaborate paragraph
People said the same about infinite (I was there)
they gotta debate when u say no
Nitro sales increasing so they can get higher character counts 🔥
Yeah no def not what's that
Me :D
The truly ambitious ones will try take it to dms
i will only debate them here 
And then when their brain slows down they just say “Uh.. you’re a corporate slop eater!!”
Those are just the ones who don't wanna clog up general chat lol
Lol
Preordering their hate for the game I can sense it
Happened to me before. Got tons and tons of dms and reply’s from a guy in the halo classic hub cause 4 was my favorite. One of the mods bashed me too and the server was literally also meant for halo 4?
ive acc already started lol
which of the shows was this from
Got in on the ground floor Rev
I got banned cause I fought back against the mod
You should see the reaction when I say I like the 343 games more than the bungie games XD
I honestly just ignore them. It gets to a point
Fate/Grand Order: Absolute Demonic Front: Babylonia 
Keyboard warrior + average halo fan
Yep
I also am apparently the reason why halo is failing according to r/halo
Nah we figured out a while back it's because of @viral dune
Yeah that sounds about right
If you like the 343 games ur taste is aaah
If you like the bungie games ur taste is aaah also
If you like halo your taste is ahh
I mean kinda not untrue
Pov: idc about your opinion
pov: its primus
You just got #COOKED!
Yk Drax from guardians of the galaxy
What is that supposed to mean lol
tfw you're Primus but Unicron shows up.
I wanna play my oculus but this beef is getting interesting hold up
For reasons undisclosed I feel you two would get along like two peas in a pod
Who?
Primus when I start stabbing them 200 times
bruh lol
If you just peak up like four messages itll be right there buddy
Thats julius ceasar not primus
We can revive Primus, but first we must find the four Cyber Planet Key-
I'm in 2 different convos rn lol
lil peep
rookie numbers
Just wait for Friday
Based knowledge

It's gonna be hell and I have popcorn ready.
Wait whats friday lol-
The new project anouncement
Job application day
Oohhh
Oh good I need a job
I'd say take a shot for every complaint but I don't want anyone getting alcohol poisoning so pls do not
The day after Thursday but before Saturday
source?
I'll make lemonade and do it
i will be the first to complain
Bungie fans will join just to hate
A calendar
I used to work at a calendar factory but was fired for taking too many days off
We need more hammer counters
Aegis how will you respond to that..
He just did....
There was around 40 thousand hammers last I checked
Hes gonna have his finger hovering over send gng
No?
Were they warhammers?
Can you be my dad so you can make more funny dad jokes for me
There’s a slot open
clean your room first
Aegis is everyone's dad wym
that means under your bed too
It is clean 💔💔
*our dad
aegis would be your grandad at this point
Even mine 😛
and echoes?
Dang Aegis is cooking us today
Maybe like one or two guitar picks cause I always drop them and its too low to the ground to crawl under
Ground him
I understand the joke lol I was just rambling
Where was this to give to the other guy
Nah its a top gun reference
I thought it was a Better Call Saul reference
Top gun more like top stab primus 1000 times 😂😂
Ur all wrong it was matilda the musical
That's more stabs than caesar
yeah it's where Noble Six lives
Cave*
Et tu, darealmasterchief?
Lol
What
Megan?
Autocorrect STOP
Megan 💃
Autocorrect, don't stop
Autobots roll out
Huh.
some fries
Oh really Mr autocorrect repair man
(Do not misspell game and forget the m.)
I seen that years before I saw the actual scene, then laughed so hard when I saw the actual scene 😂
I can't see that scene now without thinking about that meme video
It goes poorly
Stabs you 3000 times
S4 of Dexter was peak television
I never watched Dexter but I love doakes
Ok buddy do I need to bring out the M249?
Yeah then it just got weird
Not even just cause of the memes I just never watched it and loved him for whatever reason
"Man I hope we don't go to the autocorrect repair factory"
But thens I look out car window and sees the autocorrect repair factory...
Or the GAU-8
that's an understatement :\
The fact the cargo box is full of bananas too
I didn't even know of it until the memes unfortunately
I will bring out the washing machine company gun with wings
Whats a GAU-8
The ending of the sequel series ||was such a let down for me too ||
Rotary cannon
There goes my last few brain cells
GAU-8 Avenger, the gun with a plane built around it
bet u its for a jet or smthn because hes a warthunder player
Why would you bring it out on me
I heard the new one is pretty good though
War thunder is genuinely the worst game that’s ever released
im guessing i was right
Its the A-10 Thunderbolt II's gun lol
I used to get upset when I would get the add on Xbox 360 marketplace
resurrection I think
war thunder is so boring
Yeah, I'll get round to it at some point
Not really
I only know of Dexter cause he plays halo 3 on pc without a mouse in a scene
and quite possibly the worst ui ive ever seen in a game
I like Martincitopants ad reads for it, that's the extent of my knowledge
i thought apex was bad, warthunder is so much worse
Theres worse UI's
Wt is actually decent
Apex is fun, it was better at release
I thought u were joking
He might be cracked
took this a few years back
It was also before the pc port ever released lol
halos referenced several times in dexter isnt it
I only know about the halo 3 scene and that’s it so maybe
🥴
This is whatll convince me to watch Dexter
boring game and bad ui
And bad in general
I've only ever seen halo referenced in two other bits of media
The impossible game better 🔥🔥
First is split fiction and I forgot the second but it was in a book or smth
It’s also referenced in the halo show
You just don't appreciate flying planes, also the UI is fine lol
Wait Halo is in dexter?
Halo shows up in the Simpsons once or twice I'm sure
I've never had an issue finding anything in it
and in Mission Impossible
I don't believe you
No friggin way
Everything has been in the simpsons lol
Halo shows up in ready player one
I'm sure I remember MCC or an MCC reference in The Good Wife
I remember that scene
I've never actually seen the Simpsons so
This following is a list of references to the Halo series made by notable sources outside the series itself.
A bunch of master chiefs are running with a bunch of other characters
Legend
I am aware of that so peak
The spartans and scorpions showing up were lit
even modern family Phil was excited to play MCC
mission impossible where halo 5 is played on a pc lol
There’s also a grunt and an elite
he even made a Halo joke too lol
It was the forge version trust
on 3 monitors
💀
physical disc
oh yeah that too LOL
I'd believe you if anyone ever played that in the history of ever
nah
Theres an energy sword in among us? 💀
Somehow it ran on my potato laptop
I've played it and even I haven't played it
Since when?
There’s an entire collab lol
Ik theres 343 gs, and mark 6 armor, but never saw a sword
Halo 5 on Xbox 360 LEAKED
matches the movie quality
the movie was fine wdym
Holy FOV
You know SImon Pegg knew it was shenanigans too lol
lol
idk I"m just baiting, I've never seen it
smh
Is that the guy from Shawn of the dead?
Shaun look out the zombies are coming!,!!!!!
Thanks hunter
i still havent watched the latest mission impossible
When was this
shaun smh
who wants to go to the winchester and have a nice cold pint?
Years ago
Oh, I forgot about the Halo reference in Agents of Shield lol
2022 I think
Me but can I get soda I can’t legally drink
I think i stopped watching right before I reached it
in the 40-year old V movie he's playing the H2 E3 demo lol
Your welcome
I really like that movie
Same it’s one of my favorite “horror” movies
Isn't there a doja cat song that references halo like for a split second
That didn't make the list aegis sent
beyonce made a whole song about it
Adele did too
Woah
Y'know Larry Niven wrote a novel back in 1970-
Jesus had a lot to do with halos
The Forerunners wrote a whole book trilogy about ...
I was just about to say in the bible but I actually don't think angel halos were ever a thing in the bible
Yeah just a lot of myths but whatever
Is it like a horns on Viking helmets sort of thing
I had to read the lyrics for space ghost to coast by glass animals cause I swore they mentioned it but no they just mentioned doom quake and gta
Rip Jesus, the hood lost a real one that day 💔
Missed out on peak
He never got to play halo either
next topic
think its getting a bit into possibly offensive jokes lol
Anyways I should go eat dinner now
I still need to get into bed
thats not till 4am nowadays
Every night I tell myself I'm gonna have an early night but somehow I end up here and the cycle continues every day
For you freak
halo server addiction, tragic
It's more common than you might think
And everyday I wake up thinking 'wow I had such a productive conversation last night, today is finally the day I play halo again! ' and then I get a big slap in the face by life and have to come running back here to make sure I don't lose my sweaty halo player status
i remember a man who tried to leave
You’re missing out on their breakfast 😔
You never had the status
oh and heres the man who was forced to leave
Yeah! Thanks jerks 😠
It's deep in my heart 🙏❤️
@obsidian wyvern I'm sorry ily
i dont
Me on a nightly basis
Has to be an even number lol
real
Okay I forgot I have to cook dinner before I eat
dynf you been driving?
Story of my life
One day I'll actually fall asleep the day before I'm meant to wake up
yeah for the last few months
only 4 accidental kills so far
Order food 👍
Pasta is waiting
Nice
That's pretty responsible to me
Calling it now halo will be coming to ps
yeaah but 9 were on purpose so idk
Well if it is on purpose then you didn't make a mistake
you will def be the first to think this. I will give you full credit if it comes true
Give it two days
a sunday driver maybe
aegis ive seen your driving
idk man, I've never heard anyone say this before.
I'm an excellent warthog driver
and im not?
hahahaha
absolutely not
wow
in no way shape or form
I must still have it...
Yo why is my gpu working harder in halo wars 1 over Fortnite
I put the settings at the lowest too
(it like its singular lol)
i knew this would come up smh
Shaking my fist in anger
LOL
If you give me a car during pvp I WILL target you and my teammates
I am not a team player
i forgot about this one
Right? Pedestrian spartans don't take priority
🫡
Exactly like
I hate jaywalker Spartans so I run em over
tbf this is how I drive so
wait where is that one video of stckr killing that person in academy training I made
oh man I need to find it
uhh
The more flips you get the more points you earn
i think most of my clips are on my laptop not my pc :(
Alr gng no need to aura farm
ugh I'm never going to find it now
These videos make me wish I could play fire fight in my sleep
10 videos huh
is there a way to show all media a person has uploaded here?
H8 really hates the taxi 😔
now what did he mean by this
from aegis, has embed
302 pages 
I think h8 needs to retake his drivers test
I've said it before, I roll 20's or 1's. No inbetween.
Gotta get my favourite one two ticks
this isnt even everything, its just the stuff ive bothered uploading lol
Titled like it's 1000 ways to die but it's just h8 in a warthog
think this was on of my fav
i think i remember watching this actually, what a drive
Why are we gazing longingly into the eyes of a marine
Wait… oh no
No trigger discipline?!
Just finished a 2 hour turtle on halo wars
Okay I giggled
I can finally touch grass
Focusing on the warthog in this one not knowing the hornet is about to spawn in is what makes this one
I just know he got wicked back pain
its slightly funnier because its @viral dune who ran him over
My wack autocorrect made me drop an f bomb for no reason and I got a warning 💔
Traitor that he is lol
he knew what he was doing lmfao
Don't drink hot oj and drive ig
Video's also the only evidence I was ever in a clan
wise words
I wonder where those guys are now, doing well hopefully.
Best combo: car keys and hot oj
2011 was a different time okay
inexcusable
I was young and stupid, and besides you knew this lol
Told you about how we snuck into that Elite clan and trolled them for like a week
Guy's like 'you gotta learn everyone's Sangheili names' nahh bro
yep lol
The plot armour is crazy
20's or 1's 🥴
Mine is mark’ iplier if anyone was asking 😒
Imagine being me and this is just how it is all the time lol
I'm naming my unggoy oc mat pat
Can our elites be internet friends
Ofc they can
I play Five Nights at Kigjar’s and you make theories about it
Coming soon: halsey is the purple guy...
We all knew from the start that she was the woman behind the augmentations
https://streamable.com/jxr11y knew i had a h8 driving clip somewhere (not my voice before the questions come in)
Halo 7 is going to feature the bite of 117 and the spring locks in chiefs suit failing sorry for the spoiler
SPOILERS!!
The distressed no
I didn't know it was golden 117 fazbear that bit captain keyes
my momentum was sending me lol
but h8 still started moving forward whilst i was going towards him
Next time move on pedestrian crossing
Speed bump-shaped pedestrian? Go full throttle
Red ❌
Blue ❌
Not seeing colour ❤️
So wholesome
everyones a target
like the only outlier smh
I'm a hypocrite anyway, I want a bmw when I actually get a car (and money)
That wheelspin is one of my favourite sounds in anything
My daily promotion of the Volkswagen Beetle
i should yk, actually watch the show for the context
Jessy pinkman is the best part of breaking bad
Me too I have no idea what show that is
I'll add a recommendation, very good. It's actually a dark-comedy.
I find it really amusing when they out the orange filter on whenever they're outside of new mexico
she might not be lying
yeah SO IM SAYING YOURE SAYING THE TRUTH
so upset he forgot the apostrophe
I forgot the capital y and . too sorry.
The truth is kinda ugly but thank you
bmw drivers smh
future bmw drivers*
quick to blame others for their faults
the second you consider buying or do own a bmw your iq goes down by 30
I can't wait do to donuts on the m25
huh wuh
you chose the m25 of all roads lol
It's a predisposition I actually chose my dad's car as a kid
First one that came to mind
fair
I'm not actually sure what kind of car I want. Too influenced by media with vehicles that aren't realistically attainable.
real lol
Volkswagen… beetle…
Mu daily vw beetle advertisement
tbf im fine with my focus
Def not a cybertruck if that helps
if he even considered a cybertruck id block him
Or any tesla for that matter
if you by any sorta tesla car then we gotta lowkey glass you
my hate for elon aside, the tesla is so bland
i vaguely remember this video
There's a good reason the tesla is banned in most european countries
I'm an apple hater so I always say it's the apple of the motoring world
see apple is at least getting better
Their latest phone is so bad
mostly*
I haven't been keeping up but I've yet to hear much good
i feel like at this point their customisation is better than default androids
Sit down with it in your back pocket and there goes 2k
Last I heard from them was some lawsuit
ok real talk, anyone with their phone in their back pocket is stupid
Guys my Samsung takes such cool concert pics be like me
I don’t want to have my hands covered in battery acid 😭
I just want my radio to work
did u own a samsung 
Battery acid? Yum yum yum
Is this not where it's meant to go
Putting your phone in your back pocket feels so slay idk how to describe it
i cant say im surprised u do this
Phone in the front right pocket. Wallet in the back. And honestly if the wallet is too full it goes in your coat pocket instead.
my front pockets couldn't even accommodate my phone if I wanted to
Wallet in the back is asking to get stolen
My wallet goes in my bag
womens pockets mmoment or something
LIKE YOUR PHONE ISNT ASKING FOR THE SAME?
I quickly switch my phone to my front pocket after 4 minutes
I'm not stressed about my phone getting stolen until I'm in London
it's only for style
i only carry my wallet in my bag tbf
Then it's stays clutched in my hand where I can see it
basically my phone does all the payments now
My phone case doubles as a wallet heh
I leave my phone at home I wanna be included
Same I can't remember when I actually last used my card
i keep my travel card in my phone case
tbf I haven't carried my wallet around in a year, just my card.
Could setup apple pay but cba
I only carry my wallet for my loyalty cards and campus id
i wanted one of those cases with an actual slide open wallet thing but none of them looked nice for the pixel 8
I’ve only ever paid with cash
honestly give in
Cash = free
I have a wallet (with only my library card inside) but I just put my cards in my phone case wallet
its just so easy
mmeeeehhhhhh
you must've been a treat during the lockdowns
I don’t have any money card so I just have dollar bills and library in my wallet
Money credit cards are a scammm
that was a weird time
i preferred spending cash because then i wouldnt be able to see my bad money decisions (monster)
My momma can pay for everything I don’t need a card ✌️✌️
As she should
I played halo 5 all lockdown I don’t really remember
It’s also because I don’t have a job but ignore that
I still get people that lick their fingers before counting cash, and they still think I'm the weird one for not wanting to touch it.
this server during lockdown, take me back
The peak lockdown game was acnh idk what y'all are on
My wealth is purely based on the number in my bank account and cash (un)fortunately doesn't contribute to that number
Number go down? 😢
exactly, so whatever is spent in cash didnt actually exist and you cant feel bad about using it
A kind old lady once gave me $20 in cash after a very angry man at dollar tree threw a shelf down and scared me
My lockdown games were unfortunately valorant and phasmophobia
Valorant
We gotta put you in the pit
um
Rev, into the pit.
Please do
I'm kicking you personally.
LMFAO i knew youd say it
Valorant..
GUYS I GOT PEER PRESSUEED
i do not enjoy valorant at all
it wasn't even good
EXACTLY
By who
Everyone I've met who played Valorant says this.
I don't think I believe either of them.
Dirty valorant players
Dark era of my life
Is there a support group, asking for a friend.
genuinely the game isnt even fun
It’s slop
nvm he's coming out of it on his own.
E dating slop
I did not choose to share such a vulnerable sensitive aspect of my life to be slandered
u have to stop to actually shoot
Is rev coping? Maybe
Don't tell him about the old Resi games
If you find one hook me up, it's been 4 years but still
You have to press trigger to shoot in that game
It's so buns
ive said this 4 times now, it will never make sense to me
I got so excited when my group at the time would get tired and switch to phas
Valorant is the game you play when you want to let out your anger
im being forced to level up so they have a 5th for ranked
Same with Overwatch
It's counterstrike with 'heroes' and that pastel / oil art style people are into for some reason
So it makes sense why people like it
I think i only liked phas cause I associated it with the relief of no longer playing val
hahahahaha h8 youre being called out
I played Overwatch and enjoyed it. But as soon as I leveled up I started to get pmo
What, Overwatch was genuinely good for a while.
I actually sometimes play overwatch still sorry
wait
Valorant is a game you play when you are chained to your pc like a prisoner and being forced to play Valorant
Halo 3 experience
fym
Chief skin for soldier 76
I like getting updoots and being someone's only experience in Lucio using his Speedboost
Overwatch and the finals are probably the only games I still play in that kinda category
Me and freak are proud halo 3 haters
But i havent touched ow since Aug last year
i need to redownload the finals, had to get rid of it for space a while back
it was genuinely a good game
I will start playing again if they add halo
I hate halo 3!!
Shouting it to the choir
The reason why I play helldivers as well
Rev, uh lowk. Is the Finals the one with the rabbit or
OW and Halo are cousins
I honestly don’t touch helldivers anymore cause of the poor optimization on pc
rabbit 🤨
'lowk' I'm too old for this
Let me adopt you so I can disown you plus e
One cousin is adopted
yeah i noticed your lowk and thought hmmmm
It's a different game dw
i think rok plays the finals too so i might as well reinstall
They have to add the Halo IP , just like they have Warcraft and others
Please no
I love it but laptop would rather set on fire than run it so I have to wait for the holidays when I'm back home to play
Dude Overwatch makes me so angry now my hands are shaking
its pretty intense with the building destruction yeah lol
I'm going back home Sunday tho ❤️🩹
Fists curled shaking in the air
I think it’s cause I forgot to take my iron vitamin today
GRRR
Hey that's the same-, nvm H8 remember where you are
lol
Dareal is not dva. He’s diva
That mercy song used to pmo so bad I would almost punch my door
theres a mercy song?
No mercy by the living tombstone
The one where the girls like “I wanna be mercayyyyy”
oh that
Maybe I’ll be tracer.. I’m already tracer
She used to be so fun to play man, just bringing back a whole team from a wipe 🙏
if i was ever playing overwatch on my switch i was kinda forced to play mercy LOL
Its echoing in my head make it stop
The only reason why I boot up Overwatch is to see my wife illari and complain that she has no skins
I still remember the tiktok trend off this
There's one with Saber that I enjoyed.
You should’ve picked any kind of support
i sense
Stop this torment
i cant say it
Say it
Say it….
negative
With ur chest
Ana and Lucio 💪
I’m shaking so bad rn…..,,,,,
G-Gulp
Lucio is my husband
Cracking my knuckles in case
Say it revenant…………….,,,………….
Me and my homies hate Ana
realistically it was what masterchief was implying so they should say it
I can't hear you over the sleep dart.
Implying what?
ah yeah pretend not to know 😤
Wait what was I implying
Worst support ever
I'm lost gng
Gng i am scared
Rev lock in and say it whats the worse that can happen
Please tell me before I cry
Can't believe we're so close to the next announcement.
Halo hero shooter coming
Also im slowly not shaking anymore I took my vitamin for anyone concerned about my health
What announcement? What's halo? What's on Friday? The weekend? Yippee
Reach 2!
Halo 7 announcement: Freddy Fitzgerald Fazbear has aligned with the Banished and you must defeat him
So much story left to tell
MAKE IT STOP!! THE WORST HALO TWICE!!
revs messages arent going through every time he tries to say it. unfortunate
Dm me instead please
🧢🧢🧢🧢
look whos come to hate on me
Yeah my dms are open too I'm dying to know
More of jun? Ok guys I can't take it no more😭
I hope infinite introduces time travel and mc goes back to reach.