#general-chat

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drifting bear
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Odds of Alvin and the Chipmunks beating Reach?

scarlet shoal
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Master Chief.

dry arch
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Well, I almost went 2 hours in Survive the Undead.

hasty zinc
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best I can do is Reach Squirrel

raw crag
misty marsh
naive turret
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There's squirrels on Reach?

raw crag
misty marsh
hasty zinc
scarlet shoal
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True. The lancer is fire.

naive turret
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huh, the more you know

misty marsh
scarlet shoal
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Odds of frieren with no magic surviving halo 2 for real?

drifting bear
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Odds of them beating the Great Schism.

raw crag
drifting bear
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Would they side with humanity or Covenant?

scarlet shoal
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Covenant.

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They have air and space advantage.

misty marsh
scarlet shoal
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Plus they can glass the planet.

drifting bear
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But they were voiced by humans

misty marsh
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Locust ar lowkey a little clumsy

naive turret
drifting bear
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Uncle Ian would join the Covenant prolly

raw crag
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General RAAM vs arbiter?

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You know what ts isn’t even fair the arbiter is getting obliterated

drifting bear
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Odds of Chris Kyle beating the Covenant

misty marsh
scarlet shoal
drifting bear
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Odds of the Loud family surviving CE

scarlet shoal
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General RAM is powerful but arbiter has many weapons and invisibility.

raw crag
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General RAAM as the advantage of physically overpowering the arbiter and the krill

lunar night
scarlet shoal
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LMAO.

raw crag
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Also whenever I make RAAM fight the arbiter in killer instinct RAAM always wins

misty marsh
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Are raam and escharum long lost twins??

drifting bear
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Odds of Jim Carrey surviving 2?

dry arch
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Escharaam

lunar night
raw crag
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Master chief would win

drifting bear
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Odds of Timmy Turner surviving ODST

hasty zinc
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apple juice/10

scarlet shoal
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Chances of the guy from cowboy bebop beating halo 2?

misty marsh
naive turret
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'The guy from Cowboy Bebop' aight champ which one Spike, Jet, Vicious?

scarlet shoal
drifting bear
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Odds of SpongeBob and the gang surviving The Flood

raw crag
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Goku vs halo 3 rat

misty marsh
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Minecraft warden vs avery Johnson

scarlet shoal
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Halo 3 rat.

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Avery johnson.

raw crag
hasty zinc
lunar night
raw crag
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They don’t condone any wishes for violence

naive turret
scarlet shoal
misty marsh
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Craig vs Thanos

raw crag
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The only person who would survive the halo arrays is uncle grandpa

drifting bear
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Odds of TV Master Chief versus lore accurate Master Chief vs CE Master Chief

raw crag
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Not even as a joke

misty marsh
lunar night
drifting bear
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Odds of South Park surviving 2

scarlet shoal
drifting bear
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Cartman prolly die first

raw crag
lunar night
raw crag
drifting bear
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Odds of RWBY surviving Halo CE

(Btw Rooster Teeth betrayed Monty Oum for money)

scarlet shoal
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Odds of goblin slayer crew surviving with no magic?

raw crag
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Odds of uncle Merty surviving the halo arrays

misty marsh
scarlet shoal
drifting bear
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Odds of Peter Griffin and the family guy cast surviving Combat Evolved

raw crag
scarlet shoal
raw crag
drifting bear
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"This was worse than the time I found the Flood with an ODST on steroids!"

lunar night
raw crag
scarlet shoal
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It's all gangster till a human flood shows up.

fickle drift
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didact vs combat evolved

raw crag
misty marsh
drifting bear
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Quagmire vs combat evolved

lunar night
drifting bear
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Combat Evolved vs Combat Evolved

raw crag
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Meg would die for whatever reason

misty marsh
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Warden Eternal vs Lord Garmadon

misty marsh
lunar night
raw crag
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Master chief vs bughuul (he watched the tapes)

scarlet shoal
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Suicide grunt grew vs danganropa despair girls.

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Suicide grunt vs Yamcha.

misty marsh
raw crag
misty marsh
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Via the kids tho

drifting bear
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Alvin and the Chipmunks versus Truth

raw crag
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Even if he’s not in a home he’s still prone to the curse

misty marsh
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Masterchief is a father to none

raw crag
scarlet shoal
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I would slap truth with his head azz.

lunar night
raw crag
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Wren_carver vs every single fictional character

misty marsh
scarlet shoal
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Lol.

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I think she stomps.

hasty zinc
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if it's like this now in here, it's going to be straight chaos friday

raw crag
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My name is Ian I’m freaked out

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I’m not unc

hasty zinc
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I plan on getting a lot of sleep tomorrow night

misty marsh
scarlet shoal
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Wren carver with her mech transformation VS halo 2.

drifting bear
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We should get Mint Blitz to discuss the possibilities of Alvin and the Chipmunks surviving Halo

lunar night
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when mod looking at chat why we are being off topic XD

scarlet shoal
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Fatrat Vs Master Chief.

lunar night
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like here we go again

misty marsh
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Thelivingtombstone vs arbiter

raw crag
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Thelivingtombstone

misty marsh
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Please free me from this prison

scarlet shoal
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FNAF Animatronics Vs Halo 2.

raw crag
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Fnaf at Freddy’s vs kitso

lunar night
raw crag
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We said the same thing (almost) lol

drifting bear
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Ween versus Truth

scarlet shoal
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Yeah.

misty marsh
raw crag
scarlet shoal
drifting bear
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Master Chief vs Rick and Morty

scarlet shoal
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Wren claps.

raw crag
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Can’t believe our mods are old enough to drink they’re unc

drifting bear
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Ween, the band versus Truth

misty marsh
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Me and chica are having a slumber party and none of you are invited

scarlet shoal
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Ween.

misty marsh
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Except my girl arbiter

raw crag
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Me (post guitar practice) vs kitso

scarlet shoal
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Rick and morty beats chief sadly. 🙁

steady jolt
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I think I was old enough to drink before some of you were born 😂

drifting bear
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Nah. 60 round rifle winds

scarlet shoal
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Rick is too smart.

drifting bear
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1865 Gatling Gun vs Chief

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Church's Chicken versus UNSC

scarlet shoal
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Wendy from wendies vs legendary jackal sniper.

drifting bear
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2006 Nissan Murano versus the Brutes

lunar night
hasty zinc
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what's the drinking age over there stckr

paper sun
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Flexing that Unc status

drifting bear
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Gabriel and the Guardians versus Halo 3

lunar night
drifting bear
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Any hand

misty marsh
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Me (someone put pineapple on my pizza) vs dareal

scarlet shoal
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The Entity (Dead by daylight) Vs The Ancient Forerunners.

lunar night
misty marsh
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I forgot everything that makes me mad
I'm too peaceful to exist

raw crag
wheat ridge
misty marsh
lunar night
steady jolt
scarlet shoal
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Amy rose vs All of halo.

lunar night
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good*

wheat ridge
misty marsh
lunar night
scarlet shoal
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Yeah I agree Amy claps.

lunar night
hasty zinc
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I bet it's limited to one drink though

misty marsh
raw crag
misty marsh
steady jolt
misty marsh
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Idk i dont drink gng but it's what I've heard from friends

scarlet shoal
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Super Sonic vs Halo and Warhammer 40k.

raw crag
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Me vs job application

lunar night
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halo vs doom

scarlet shoal
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Derealmasterchief.

misty marsh
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Sonic would collect the halo rings and it would play that one song from that one game of his about rings

raw crag
scarlet shoal
raw crag
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1v1 I’m guessing

lunar night
raw crag
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Chief will probably knock him down due to luck and because he’s a beast, but slayer would kill him

wheat ridge
hasty zinc
hasty zinc
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or I guess the adult has to buy it for you

obsidian wyvern
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aegis u tried marathon yet

hasty zinc
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yeah

obsidian wyvern
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do u like

raw crag
hasty zinc
raw crag
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Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee

lunar night
raw crag
obsidian wyvern
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shame its not 4 players

misty marsh
hasty zinc
misty marsh
raw crag
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I was so hyped for marathon but then bungie went to the dark side and stole all that art so honestly don’t really care anymore

lunar night
obsidian wyvern
raw crag
wheat ridge
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I thought marathon got cancelled already

naive turret
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It's actively running closed tests as we speak.

obsidian wyvern
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i am playing it rn so i dont think so

raw crag
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Honestly, the best part about marathon is (idk how to do the spoiler thing)

naive turret
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Durandal, unironically.

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Absolute lad.

misty marsh
hasty zinc
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I'll play more later, just too into Legends A-Z rn

misty marsh
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Now go join in kiddo

raw crag
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The best part of marathon is || haha you fell for it ||

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YAY!!

steady jolt
hasty zinc
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Pokémon always takes priority

lunar night
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and you can do /spoiler message:

naive turret
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You can also highlight text or an image and click the little eye icon.

raw crag
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marathon is honestly / spoiler you fell for it

hasty zinc
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perfect

raw crag
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Liar

naive turret
misty marsh
lunar night
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lol

raw crag
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My doctor gave me a my little pony band aid for my flu shot

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I didn’t even bleed it was unnecessary

normal owl
naive turret
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Did they run out of Transformers ones or was that by request.

misty marsh
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I wish I got mlp plasters

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When i was little they gave me a sleeping beauty sticker once instead of spiderman and I remember being sour about it all day

raw crag
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Like I’m always in the hello kitty room, princess rooms, and get pink jolly band aids

misty marsh
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Ur just too pretty of a princess

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I just get the adult treatment (they make me pay for my prescriptions)

naive turret
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As long as the injection is painless I consider it a win ngl

raw crag
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Like the monster truck room is empty 💔

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I want the cool halo room with Metallica playing how hard is it

misty marsh
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With health packs on the wall too

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I'm gonna start a business

raw crag
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We should start a podcast

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Darealkitso podcast

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Okay that sounds like a ship name scratch that

misty marsh
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DK

drifting bear
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Aight imma be real.

misty marsh
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Donkey Kong

drifting bear
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I'm indecisive in my life. Lemme write or do something

misty marsh
raw crag
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That’s what I did today

misty marsh
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What's Carl's junior

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I thought I knew all the American chains by now why do more keep spawning

raw crag
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Oml

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You’ve NEVER experienced peak

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I had them for the first time today it’s sooooo good

misty marsh
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Someone told me that abt chick fil a once

raw crag
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I never ate them as a kid cause I didn’t like burgers or chicken nuggets in the shape of stars and the French fries looked weird but now I know carls junior is peak

misty marsh
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I had chick fil a and it was actually very nice but not peak

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KFC still on top

raw crag
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I hate chick fil a

dry arch
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I hate KFC.

misty marsh
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I like their sauce 💔

misty marsh
raw crag
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I just hate them cause of the bad people who run it but that’s not for this server

dry arch
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Everything is too greasy.

raw crag
blazing cave
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Burger King is the best

misty marsh
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KFC in the UK isn't greasy from my experience

obsidian wyvern
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dominos

raw crag
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Get it cause I don’t shower

dry arch
misty marsh
# obsidian wyvern >dominos

I'd agree if the domino marketing ppl didn't keep swarming campus like walkers and forcing leaflets into my head every day

raw crag
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Dominos is fine

misty marsh
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I love their food but I'm abt to abstain out of spite if I get given another paper bag to throw out

raw crag
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Lil ceasers on top

dry arch
misty marsh
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What do lil caesars do again

misty marsh
raw crag
misty marsh
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Chuck e cheese on top

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(I've never been)

raw crag
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Chuck e cheese sucks

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I think it’s cause I grew up as a broke boi so I never could go

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That’s why little Caesar’s stays on top

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99 cent store had goated pizzas I cried when they shut down

misty marsh
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Poundland here isn't even a pound anymore

raw crag
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Poundland? Bruh

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That’s not a store

misty marsh
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We used to have a 99p store too but I haven't seen any of those in years

raw crag
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99 cent*

misty marsh
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P

raw crag
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Wait are you Brit

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Ohhh wait you’re British okay nvm sorry

misty marsh
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woah

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Dareal the psychic

raw crag
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I will guess an event that happened to you before

misty marsh
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Omg

raw crag
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You.. have broken up with someone before

misty marsh
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Holy

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How did you know

raw crag
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Cause I’m a psychic?? Duh

misty marsh
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Oh right yeah sorry

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Take all my money

raw crag
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Is it 67 pounds mate 😂😂😂

misty marsh
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Take my hot wheels collection too, you earnt it

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Nvm I'm keeping my hot wheels

safe dawn
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What have I walked in on lol

raw crag
obsidian wyvern
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just wait for friday

glad aspen
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just a little reminder that the current fortnite battle pass with the halo infinite cosmetics is leaving in 9 days 👍

obsidian wyvern
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we'll have a 7 minute slow mode

raw crag
obsidian wyvern
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30 seconds ur funny

glad aspen
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the spartans will come back to the store in 18 months

raw crag
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Aegis what’s the slow time for Friday

safe dawn
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I have no memory if it

raw crag
obsidian wyvern
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we should get 24hr slowmode back 🙏

misty marsh
safe dawn
safe dawn
raw crag
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I’m banned anyways so I can’t check

naive turret
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It'd be pretty funny.

naive turret
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I have an idea what my one message for the day would be. smirkle

misty marsh
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Graph between 24hr slow mode and halo fans touching grass

raw crag
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I’ll just keep editing mine

safe dawn
obsidian wyvern
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they would sit here the whole 24 hrs to send their second complaint about the game

misty marsh
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Holy cow 🥶

raw crag
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And complain about ue5 and the so called “gen ai”

naive turret
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We'll cross that bridge when we come to it.

safe dawn
safe dawn
raw crag
misty marsh
raw crag
obsidian wyvern
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they gotta debate when u say no

misty marsh
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Nitro sales increasing so they can get higher character counts 🔥

misty marsh
safe dawn
misty marsh
obsidian wyvern
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i will only debate them here smirkle

raw crag
safe dawn
misty marsh
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Preordering their hate for the game I can sense it

raw crag
obsidian wyvern
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ive acc already started lol

obsidian wyvern
naive turret
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Got in on the ground floor Rev

raw crag
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I got banned cause I fought back against the mod

safe dawn
raw crag
naive turret
misty marsh
misty marsh
raw crag
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I also am apparently the reason why halo is failing according to r/halo

naive turret
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Nah we figured out a while back it's because of @viral dune

safe dawn
misty marsh
raw crag
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If you like halo your taste is ahh

naive turret
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I mean kinda not untrue

raw crag
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Woah

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Kitso how will you respond to that

obsidian wyvern
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pov: its primus

raw crag
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You just got #COOKED!

misty marsh
safe dawn
naive turret
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tfw you're Primus but Unicron shows up.

raw crag
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I wanna play my oculus but this beef is getting interesting hold up

safe dawn
misty marsh
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For reasons undisclosed I feel you two would get along like two peas in a pod

raw crag
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Primus when I start stabbing them 200 times

obsidian wyvern
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bruh lol

misty marsh
safe dawn
naive turret
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We can revive Primus, but first we must find the four Cyber Planet Key-

safe dawn
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I'm in 2 different convos rn lol

raw crag
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lil peep

hasty zinc
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rookie numbers

misty marsh
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Just wait for Friday

hasty zinc
naive turret
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It's gonna be hell and I have popcorn ready.

safe dawn
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Wait whats friday lol-

hasty zinc
naive turret
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The new project anouncement

raw crag
safe dawn
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Oohhh

safe dawn
misty marsh
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I'd say take a shot for every complaint but I don't want anyone getting alcohol poisoning so pls do not

steady jolt
hasty zinc
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source?

obsidian wyvern
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i will be the first to complain

raw crag
safe dawn
hasty zinc
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I used to work at a calendar factory but was fired for taking too many days off

vagrant kettle
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We need more hammer counters

raw crag
safe dawn
naive turret
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There was around 40 thousand hammers last I checked

misty marsh
raw crag
safe dawn
hasty zinc
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I had that joke planned out right from stckrs message

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y'all are easy smh

raw crag
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There’s a slot open

hasty zinc
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clean your room first

naive turret
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Aegis is everyone's dad wym

hasty zinc
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that means under your bed too

raw crag
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It is clean 💔💔

raw crag
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Just dust

obsidian wyvern
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aegis would be your grandad at this point

steady jolt
hasty zinc
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and echoes?

safe dawn
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Dang Aegis is cooking us today

raw crag
# hasty zinc and echoes?

Maybe like one or two guitar picks cause I always drop them and its too low to the ground to crawl under

misty marsh
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Ground him

raw crag
raw crag
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And gears of war

misty marsh
safe dawn
naive turret
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I thought it was a Better Call Saul reference

raw crag
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Top gun more like top stab primus 1000 times 😂😂

misty marsh
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Ur all wrong it was matilda the musical

raw crag
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No cause there’s ground in halo

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And in gears of war the locust emerge from underground

misty marsh
hasty zinc
raw crag
naive turret
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Et tu, darealmasterchief?

steady jolt
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Lol

raw crag
misty marsh
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Megan?

raw crag
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Autocorrect STOP

misty marsh
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Megan 💃

safe dawn
misty marsh
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Autobots roll out

raw crag
safe dawn
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Like I do :D

raw crag
safe dawn
#

(Do not misspell game and forget the m.)

steady jolt
# hasty zinc some fries

I seen that years before I saw the actual scene, then laughed so hard when I saw the actual scene 😂

hasty zinc
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I can't see that scene now without thinking about that meme video

safe dawn
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It goes poorly

raw crag
hasty zinc
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S4 of Dexter was peak television

raw crag
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I never watched Dexter but I love doakes

safe dawn
steady jolt
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Yeah then it just got weird

raw crag
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Not even just cause of the memes I just never watched it and loved him for whatever reason

misty marsh
safe dawn
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Or the GAU-8

hasty zinc
naive turret
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The fact the cargo box is full of bananas too

misty marsh
safe dawn
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I will bring out the washing machine company gun with wings

raw crag
steady jolt
naive surge
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Rotary cannon

vagrant kettle
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There goes my last few brain cells

safe dawn
obsidian wyvern
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bet u its for a jet or smthn because hes a warthunder player

raw crag
hasty zinc
raw crag
obsidian wyvern
safe dawn
raw crag
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I used to get upset when I would get the add on Xbox 360 marketplace

hasty zinc
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resurrection I think

obsidian wyvern
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war thunder is so boring

steady jolt
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Yeah, I'll get round to it at some point

safe dawn
raw crag
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I only know of Dexter cause he plays halo 3 on pc without a mouse in a scene

safe dawn
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I only really play air tho so thats prob why

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3d combat > 2d combat

obsidian wyvern
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and quite possibly the worst ui ive ever seen in a game

naive turret
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I like Martincitopants ad reads for it, that's the extent of my knowledge

obsidian wyvern
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i thought apex was bad, warthunder is so much worse

safe dawn
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Wt is actually decent

raw crag
misty marsh
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He might be cracked

hasty zinc
raw crag
obsidian wyvern
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halos referenced several times in dexter isnt it

raw crag
obsidian wyvern
misty marsh
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This is whatll convince me to watch Dexter

obsidian wyvern
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boring game and bad ui

raw crag
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And bad in general

misty marsh
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I've only ever seen halo referenced in two other bits of media

raw crag
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The impossible game better 🔥🔥

misty marsh
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First is split fiction and I forgot the second but it was in a book or smth

raw crag
safe dawn
royal terrace
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Wait Halo is in dexter?

naive turret
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Halo shows up in the Simpsons once or twice I'm sure

safe dawn
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I've never had an issue finding anything in it

hasty zinc
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and in Mission Impossible

misty marsh
royal terrace
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No friggin way

safe dawn
raw crag
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Halo shows up in ready player one

steady jolt
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I'm sure I remember MCC or an MCC reference in The Good Wife

safe dawn
misty marsh
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I've never actually seen the Simpsons so

hasty zinc
raw crag
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A bunch of master chiefs are running with a bunch of other characters

royal terrace
safe dawn
hasty zinc
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even modern family Phil was excited to play MCC

obsidian wyvern
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mission impossible where halo 5 is played on a pc lol

royal terrace
hasty zinc
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he even made a Halo joke too lol

safe dawn
obsidian wyvern
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on 3 monitors

safe dawn
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💀

hasty zinc
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physical disc

obsidian wyvern
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oh yeah that too LOL

naive turret
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I'd believe you if anyone ever played that in the history of ever

naive turret
#

nah

misty marsh
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Theres an energy sword in among us? 💀

safe dawn
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Somehow it ran on my potato laptop

naive turret
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I've played it and even I haven't played it

safe dawn
obsidian wyvern
raw crag
obsidian wyvern
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awesome image quality

safe dawn
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Ik theres 343 gs, and mark 6 armor, but never saw a sword

raw crag
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Halo 5 on Xbox 360 LEAKED

hasty zinc
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matches the movie quality

obsidian wyvern
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the movie was fine wdym

safe dawn
naive turret
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You know SImon Pegg knew it was shenanigans too lol

obsidian wyvern
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lol

hasty zinc
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idk I"m just baiting, I've never seen it

obsidian wyvern
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smh

raw crag
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Is that the guy from Shawn of the dead?

vagrant kettle
raw crag
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Thanks hunter

obsidian wyvern
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i still havent watched the latest mission impossible

misty marsh
obsidian wyvern
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shaun smh

hasty zinc
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who wants to go to the winchester and have a nice cold pint?

raw crag
steady jolt
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Oh, I forgot about the Halo reference in Agents of Shield lol

raw crag
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2022 I think

raw crag
misty marsh
hasty zinc
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in the 40-year old V movie he's playing the H2 E3 demo lol

vagrant kettle
raw crag
misty marsh
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Isn't there a doja cat song that references halo like for a split second

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That didn't make the list aegis sent

obsidian wyvern
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beyonce made a whole song about it

raw crag
misty marsh
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Woah

naive turret
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Y'know Larry Niven wrote a novel back in 1970-

raw crag
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Jesus had a lot to do with halos

steady jolt
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The Forerunners wrote a whole book trilogy about ...

misty marsh
raw crag
naive turret
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Is it like a horns on Viking helmets sort of thing

misty marsh
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I had to read the lyrics for space ghost to coast by glass animals cause I swore they mentioned it but no they just mentioned doom quake and gta

raw crag
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Rip Jesus, the hood lost a real one that day 💔

misty marsh
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Missed out on peak

raw crag
#

He never got to play halo either

hasty zinc
#

next topic

obsidian wyvern
#

think its getting a bit into possibly offensive jokes lol

raw crag
#

Anyways I should go eat dinner now

misty marsh
#

I still need to get into bed

obsidian wyvern
#

thats not till 4am nowadays

misty marsh
#

Every night I tell myself I'm gonna have an early night but somehow I end up here and the cycle continues every day

molten pelican
obsidian wyvern
#

halo server addiction, tragic

naive turret
#

It's more common than you might think

misty marsh
#

And everyday I wake up thinking 'wow I had such a productive conversation last night, today is finally the day I play halo again! ' and then I get a big slap in the face by life and have to come running back here to make sure I don't lose my sweaty halo player status

obsidian wyvern
#

i remember a man who tried to leave

blazing cave
obsidian wyvern
blazing cave
#

Yeah! Thanks jerks 😠

misty marsh
molten pelican
obsidian wyvern
#

i dont

molten pelican
#

You will

molten pelican
#

Has to be an even number lol

obsidian wyvern
#

real

raw crag
#

Okay I forgot I have to cook dinner before I eat

molten pelican
#

dynf you been driving?

misty marsh
#

One day I'll actually fall asleep the day before I'm meant to wake up

obsidian wyvern
#

only 4 accidental kills so far

wheat ridge
raw crag
#

Pasta is waiting

molten pelican
molten pelican
eager sorrel
#

Calling it now halo will be coming to ps

obsidian wyvern
#

yeaah but 9 were on purpose so idk

molten pelican
#

Well if it is on purpose then you didn't make a mistake

hasty zinc
obsidian wyvern
#

truee

#

im a responsible driver i guess

hasty zinc
#

a sunday driver maybe

obsidian wyvern
#

aegis ive seen your driving

hasty zinc
hasty zinc
obsidian wyvern
#

and im not?

naive turret
#

hahahaha

hasty zinc
#

absolutely not

obsidian wyvern
#

wow

hasty zinc
#

in no way shape or form

obsidian wyvern
#

h8 was ready

#

id only believe this if there was a clip of me driving badly

naive turret
#

I must still have it...

dense stag
#

Yo why is my gpu working harder in halo wars 1 over Fortnite

#

I put the settings at the lowest too

obsidian wyvern
#

(it like its singular lol)

obsidian wyvern
#

i knew this would come up smh

naive turret
misty marsh
#

I'm only seeing peak driving

#

Warthogs fault for not having a better rearview mirror

obsidian wyvern
waxen rose
#

If you give me a car during pvp I WILL target you and my teammates
I am not a team player

obsidian wyvern
#

i forgot about this one

misty marsh
obsidian wyvern
waxen rose
#

Exactly like
I hate jaywalker Spartans so I run em over

naive turret
hasty zinc
#

wait where is that one video of stckr killing that person in academy training I made

#

oh man I need to find it

#

uhh

waxen rose
obsidian wyvern
#

i think most of my clips are on my laptop not my pc :(

misty marsh
hasty zinc
#

ugh I'm never going to find it now

misty marsh
#

These videos make me wish I could play fire fight in my sleep

obsidian wyvern
#

10 videos huh

hasty zinc
#

is there a way to show all media a person has uploaded here?

waxen rose
#

H8 really hates the taxi 😔

naive turret
obsidian wyvern
#

from aegis, has embed

hasty zinc
#

302 pages pain

obsidian wyvern
#

lol

#

fact i can remember all of these so cleaarly

waxen rose
#

I think h8 needs to retake his drivers test

naive turret
#

I've said it before, I roll 20's or 1's. No inbetween.

#

Gotta get my favourite one two ticks

obsidian wyvern
#

this isnt even everything, its just the stuff ive bothered uploading lol

misty marsh
naive turret
obsidian wyvern
hasty zinc
#

got it

obsidian wyvern
waxen rose
# hasty zinc

Why are we gazing longingly into the eyes of a marine
Wait… oh no

wheat ridge
hard iris
#

Just finished a 2 hour turtle on halo wars

waxen rose
hard iris
#

I can finally touch grass

hasty zinc
misty marsh
waxen rose
#

I just know he got wicked back pain

obsidian wyvern
#

its slightly funnier because its @viral dune who ran him over

misty marsh
#

My wack autocorrect made me drop an f bomb for no reason and I got a warning 💔

naive turret
#

Traitor that he is lol

obsidian wyvern
#

he knew what he was doing lmfao

misty marsh
naive turret
obsidian wyvern
#

wise words

naive turret
#

I wonder where those guys are now, doing well hopefully.

waxen rose
#

Best combo: car keys and hot oj

obsidian wyvern
#

you were a clan member

#

do i even want to stay as friends with you

naive turret
#

2011 was a different time okay

obsidian wyvern
#

inexcusable

naive turret
#

I was young and stupid, and besides you knew this lol

#

Told you about how we snuck into that Elite clan and trolled them for like a week

obsidian wyvern
#

lmfao yeah

#

this was the roleplay one right

naive turret
#

Guy's like 'you gotta learn everyone's Sangheili names' nahh bro

obsidian wyvern
#

yep lol

misty marsh
naive turret
#

20's or 1's 🥴

waxen rose
naive turret
#

Imagine being me and this is just how it is all the time lol

misty marsh
waxen rose
#

Can our elites be internet friends

misty marsh
#

Ofc they can

waxen rose
#

I play Five Nights at Kigjar’s and you make theories about it

misty marsh
#

Coming soon: halsey is the purple guy...

waxen rose
#

We all knew from the start that she was the woman behind the augmentations

obsidian wyvern
misty marsh
waxen rose
#

SPOILERS!!

waxen rose
#

I didn't know it was golden 117 fazbear that bit captain keyes

misty marsh
#

You running straight into the damn wheel

#

Pedestrian spartans are the worst

obsidian wyvern
#

my momentum was sending me lol

#

but h8 still started moving forward whilst i was going towards him

waxen rose
#

Next time move on pedestrian crossing

misty marsh
#

All spartans are just bmw drivers

#

Theres nothing you can do

waxen rose
#

Speed bump-shaped pedestrian? Go full throttle

misty marsh
#

Red ❌
Blue ❌
Not seeing colour ❤️

misty marsh
#

So wholesome

obsidian wyvern
#

everyones a target

misty marsh
naive turret
#

That wheelspin is one of my favourite sounds in anything

waxen rose
obsidian wyvern
#

i should yk, actually watch the show for the context

waxen rose
#

Jessy pinkman is the best part of breaking bad

misty marsh
naive turret
#

I'll add a recommendation, very good. It's actually a dark-comedy.

waxen rose
#

I find it really amusing when they out the orange filter on whenever they're outside of new mexico

obsidian wyvern
#

she might not be lying

misty marsh
#

I SAID MY DAD WATCHES IT

#

I'm not my dad gng

obsidian wyvern
#

yeah SO IM SAYING YOURE SAYING THE TRUTH

naive turret
#

so upset he forgot the apostrophe

obsidian wyvern
#

I forgot the capital y and . too sorry.

misty marsh
#

The truth is kinda ugly but thank you

obsidian wyvern
#

future bmw drivers*

#

quick to blame others for their faults

waxen rose
#

the second you consider buying or do own a bmw your iq goes down by 30

misty marsh
#

I can't wait do to donuts on the m25

naive turret
#

huh wuh

obsidian wyvern
#

you chose the m25 of all roads lol

misty marsh
misty marsh
obsidian wyvern
#

fair

naive turret
#

I'm not actually sure what kind of car I want. Too influenced by media with vehicles that aren't realistically attainable.

obsidian wyvern
#

real lol

waxen rose
#

Volkswagen… beetle…
Mu daily vw beetle advertisement

obsidian wyvern
#

tbf im fine with my focus

misty marsh
#

Def not a cybertruck if that helps

obsidian wyvern
#

if he even considered a cybertruck id block him

misty marsh
#

Or any tesla for that matter

waxen rose
#

if you by any sorta tesla car then we gotta lowkey glass you

obsidian wyvern
#

my hate for elon aside, the tesla is so bland

obsidian wyvern
waxen rose
#

There's a good reason the tesla is banned in most european countries

misty marsh
#

I'm an apple hater so I always say it's the apple of the motoring world

obsidian wyvern
#

see apple is at least getting better

waxen rose
#

Their latest phone is so bad

obsidian wyvern
#

mostly*

misty marsh
#

I haven't been keeping up but I've yet to hear much good

obsidian wyvern
#

i feel like at this point their customisation is better than default androids

waxen rose
#

Sit down with it in your back pocket and there goes 2k

misty marsh
#

Last I heard from them was some lawsuit

obsidian wyvern
#

ok real talk, anyone with their phone in their back pocket is stupid

naive turret
#

Why do people keep phones in their back pocket-

#

Aye

misty marsh
#

Guys my Samsung takes such cool concert pics be like me

vagrant kettle
#

I don’t want to have my hands covered in battery acid 😭
I just want my radio to work

obsidian wyvern
#

did u own a samsung smirkle

waxen rose
#

Battery acid? Yum yum yum

misty marsh
waxen rose
#

Putting your phone in your back pocket feels so slay idk how to describe it

obsidian wyvern
#

i cant say im surprised u do this

naive turret
#

Phone in the front right pocket. Wallet in the back. And honestly if the wallet is too full it goes in your coat pocket instead.

misty marsh
#

my front pockets couldn't even accommodate my phone if I wanted to

waxen rose
#

Wallet in the back is asking to get stolen

misty marsh
#

My wallet goes in my bag

obsidian wyvern
#

womens pockets mmoment or something

obsidian wyvern
waxen rose
#

I quickly switch my phone to my front pocket after 4 minutes

misty marsh
#

I'm not stressed about my phone getting stolen until I'm in London

waxen rose
#

it's only for style

obsidian wyvern
#

i only carry my wallet in my bag tbf

misty marsh
#

Then it's stays clutched in my hand where I can see it

obsidian wyvern
#

basically my phone does all the payments now

waxen rose
#

My phone case doubles as a wallet heh

raw crag
#

I leave my phone at home I wanna be included

misty marsh
obsidian wyvern
#

i keep my travel card in my phone case

naive turret
#

tbf I haven't carried my wallet around in a year, just my card.

#

Could setup apple pay but cba

misty marsh
#

I only carry my wallet for my loyalty cards and campus id

obsidian wyvern
#

i wanted one of those cases with an actual slide open wallet thing but none of them looked nice for the pixel 8

raw crag
#

I’ve only ever paid with cash

obsidian wyvern
misty marsh
waxen rose
#

I have a wallet (with only my library card inside) but I just put my cards in my phone case wallet

obsidian wyvern
#

its just so easy

naive turret
#

mmeeeehhhhhh

naive turret
raw crag
waxen rose
hasty zinc
#

that was a weird time

obsidian wyvern
#

i preferred spending cash because then i wouldnt be able to see my bad money decisions (monster)

raw crag
raw crag
raw crag
naive turret
#

I still get people that lick their fingers before counting cash, and they still think I'm the weird one for not wanting to touch it.

obsidian wyvern
#

this server during lockdown, take me back

waxen rose
#

The peak lockdown game was acnh idk what y'all are on

misty marsh
#

My wealth is purely based on the number in my bank account and cash (un)fortunately doesn't contribute to that number

naive turret
#

Number go down? 😢

obsidian wyvern
#

exactly, so whatever is spent in cash didnt actually exist and you cant feel bad about using it

raw crag
#

A kind old lady once gave me $20 in cash after a very angry man at dollar tree threw a shelf down and scared me

misty marsh
waxen rose
#

Valorant
We gotta put you in the pit

obsidian wyvern
#

um

naive turret
#

Rev, into the pit.

misty marsh
naive turret
#

I'm kicking you personally.

obsidian wyvern
#

LMFAO i knew youd say it

misty marsh
#

GUYS I GOT PEER PRESSUEED

obsidian wyvern
#

i do not enjoy valorant at all

misty marsh
#

it wasn't even good

obsidian wyvern
raw crag
naive turret
#

Everyone I've met who played Valorant says this.

I don't think I believe either of them.

waxen rose
#

Dirty valorant players

misty marsh
#

Dark era of my life

naive turret
#

Is there a support group, asking for a friend.

obsidian wyvern
#

genuinely the game isnt even fun

raw crag
#

It’s slop

naive turret
#

nvm he's coming out of it on his own.

raw crag
#

E dating slop

misty marsh
#

I did not choose to share such a vulnerable sensitive aspect of my life to be slandered

obsidian wyvern
#

u have to stop to actually shoot

waxen rose
#

Is rev coping? Maybe

naive turret
#

Don't tell him about the old Resi games

misty marsh
raw crag
#

You have to press trigger to shoot in that game

obsidian wyvern
#

ok but this is a competitive fps game lol

#

i dont get why people like it

misty marsh
#

It's so buns

obsidian wyvern
#

ive said this 4 times now, it will never make sense to me

misty marsh
#

I got so excited when my group at the time would get tired and switch to phas

raw crag
#

Valorant is the game you play when you want to let out your anger

obsidian wyvern
#

im being forced to level up so they have a 5th for ranked

raw crag
#

Same with Overwatch

naive turret
#

It's counterstrike with 'heroes' and that pastel / oil art style people are into for some reason
So it makes sense why people like it

misty marsh
#

I think i only liked phas cause I associated it with the relief of no longer playing val

obsidian wyvern
#

hahahahaha h8 youre being called out

raw crag
#

I played Overwatch and enjoyed it. But as soon as I leveled up I started to get pmo

naive turret
#

What, Overwatch was genuinely good for a while.

misty marsh
obsidian wyvern
waxen rose
obsidian wyvern
#

fym

paper sun
#

Chief skin for soldier 76

naive turret
#

I like getting updoots and being someone's only experience in Lucio using his Speedboost

misty marsh
#

Overwatch and the finals are probably the only games I still play in that kinda category

raw crag
misty marsh
#

But i havent touched ow since Aug last year

obsidian wyvern
#

i need to redownload the finals, had to get rid of it for space a while back

#

it was genuinely a good game

raw crag
waxen rose
raw crag
#

The reason why I play helldivers as well

naive turret
#

Rev, uh lowk. Is the Finals the one with the rabbit or

paper sun
#

OW and Halo are cousins

raw crag
#

I honestly don’t touch helldivers anymore cause of the poor optimization on pc

obsidian wyvern
#

rabbit 🤨

naive turret
#

'lowk' I'm too old for this

misty marsh
waxen rose
obsidian wyvern
#

yeah i noticed your lowk and thought hmmmm

naive turret
#

It's a different game dw

obsidian wyvern
#

i think rok plays the finals too so i might as well reinstall

paper sun
#

They have to add the Halo IP , just like they have Warcraft and others

raw crag
#

Please no

misty marsh
raw crag
#

Dude Overwatch makes me so angry now my hands are shaking

obsidian wyvern
misty marsh
#

I'm going back home Sunday tho ❤️‍🩹

waxen rose
raw crag
#

I think it’s cause I forgot to take my iron vitamin today

naive turret
#

Hey that's the same-, nvm H8 remember where you are

obsidian wyvern
#

lol

paper sun
#

Dareal is not dva. He’s diva

waxen rose
#

That mercy song used to pmo so bad I would almost punch my door

obsidian wyvern
#

theres a mercy song?

raw crag
#

No mercy by the living tombstone

waxen rose
#

The one where the girls like “I wanna be mercayyyyy”

obsidian wyvern
#

oh that

raw crag
#

Maybe I’ll be tracer.. I’m already tracer

naive turret
#

She used to be so fun to play man, just bringing back a whole team from a wipe 🙏

obsidian wyvern
#

if i was ever playing overwatch on my switch i was kinda forced to play mercy LOL

misty marsh
raw crag
#

The only reason why I boot up Overwatch is to see my wife illari and complain that she has no skins

waxen rose
naive turret
#

There's one with Saber that I enjoyed.

misty marsh
#

I fought back and played as dva

#

Now I switch between her, moira and bastion

raw crag
obsidian wyvern
#

i sense

misty marsh
obsidian wyvern
#

i cant say it

misty marsh
#

Say it

raw crag
#

Say it….

obsidian wyvern
#

negative

misty marsh
#

With ur chest

naive turret
#

Ana and Lucio 💪

raw crag
#

I’m shaking so bad rn…..,,,,,

waxen rose
#

G-Gulp

raw crag
misty marsh
#

Cracking my knuckles in case

raw crag
#

Say it revenant…………….,,,………….

paper sun
#

Me and my homies hate Ana

obsidian wyvern
#

realistically it was what masterchief was implying so they should say it

naive turret
raw crag
#

Implying what?

obsidian wyvern
#

ah yeah pretend not to know 😤

raw crag
#

Wait what was I implying

paper sun
misty marsh
#

I'm lost gng

waxen rose
#

Gng i am scared

raw crag
#

What message?

#

Revenant what message was I implying in

misty marsh
#

Rev lock in and say it whats the worse that can happen

raw crag
#

Please tell me before I cry

naive turret
#

Can't believe we're so close to the next announcement.

paper sun
#

Halo hero shooter coming

raw crag
#

Also im slowly not shaking anymore I took my vitamin for anyone concerned about my health

misty marsh
#

What announcement? What's halo? What's on Friday? The weekend? Yippee

waxen rose
#

Halo 7 announcement: Freddy Fitzgerald Fazbear has aligned with the Banished and you must defeat him

ocean herald
#

So much story left to tell

raw crag
obsidian wyvern
#

revs messages arent going through every time he tries to say it. unfortunate

obsidian wyvern
#

look whos come to hate on me

misty marsh
#

Yeah my dms are open too I'm dying to know

waxen rose
ocean herald
#

I hope infinite introduces time travel and mc goes back to reach.