general-chat

[waxen rose]

hit that whip and nae nae for good luck

[edgy geode]

Hey y'all

[idle ferry]

I would insert the meme that has 'I know what kind of man you are.' but sadly I cannot

[waxen rose]

Heart broken

[idle ferry]

I only have one thing to say to you...

👍

[waxen rose]

[hybrid plover]

👎

[faint mantle]

Well this is new

[normal owl]

PSA: another Newegg flash discount on Xbox gift card. As always, these simply convert to MS account credit, which can be used on hardware and software on the MS/Xbox site, not just games.

[waxen rose]

If I were a building this would be me

But add a huge Fred mural on the side

[trim saddle]

I want a stance where were sitting on a folding chair, or holding one like the turret.

[waxen rose]

Okay Jerome

[trim saddle]

exactly!

[noble wyvern]

Bro every time i Ioad h2 mcc it crashs

[hybrid plover]

oooo

[noble wyvern]

Question is h2 campaign crashing for you guys?

[pliant hatch]

should've went with 343 instead, lol.

the ai bubble popping sure is going to be something when it happens.

[jade gust]

I want front row seats for that

[normal owl]

Elite (the "awesome!" definition). Also, hell yeah on the colorway

[obsidian wyvern]

normal

[granite sky]

i luv the stock market right now everything leaps up on mention of AI

[obsidian wyvern]

eventually got to the point where I think the crashes wiped my MCC data

[paper sun]

[waxen rose]

It knows that you’re trying to play peak so it stops you before you can get hyperfixated

[hearty flame]

Doesn't MCC data sync with the cloud?

[noble wyvern]

I'm trying to get ready for h2 laso

[analog knot]

Depends, what data

[brave marsh]

Bring MCC to Switch 2

[misty marsh]

@narrow dove 11 nickels, it's such a weirdly popular combo I'm telling u

[half elbow]

I wonder what the new remake will look like

[obsidian wyvern]

not everything

so my laso playlist progress was reset and my entire spops data was reset 😁

[meager linden]

Good dark night people of Halo

[misty marsh]

My MCC erased the fact that I did everything on solo legendary and they all switched to saying normal

Genuinely though I was going insane and felt gaslit for a solid week after that happened

[keen bolt]

That's fire

🔥

[obsidian wyvern]

weirdly, it does keep the data once you finish a playlist, but not while it's progressing

[misty marsh]

That was not fire I felt like rumpelstiltskin stole my first born child

[keen bolt]

Now that's even more fite 🔥

[obsidian wyvern]

though that didn't hold true for spops now that I think about it. weird

[analog knot]

Its how the playlists are tracked. Its why you can complete LASO completely in the EAC Disabled version of the game, all you do is play all the way to the last checkpoint with whatever mods you want, then logout and go back to EAC Enabled and play the last checkpoint. Boom, ez laso 😄

[obsidian wyvern]

bruh

[naive turret]

CE laso reset after an update 😔

[analog knot]

(the only part thats recorded universally is the actual playlist completion)

[obsidian wyvern]

yeah my CE laso reset when I got into the shop for truth and rec

I think that hurt more than doing Cairo station 4 more times

[analog knot]

CE LASO was a roller coaster

[naive turret]

I know H2 was worse technically but Truth and Rec man

That lift room is chronic

[deep night]

Yea that looks sus so I'm not trusting a clanker

[hearty flame]

That's horrible, sorry to hear that

[hearty flame]

Doing skips in Halo CE is always morally correct

Especially the Keyes bump

I love CE for what it is but in 2025 it can be a little grueling to play

[muted rose]

Me moment

[analog knot]

They used to warn people that a new mcc patch would happen since it would wipe out your progress

[steady jolt]

@plain lagoon already did that, not stealing his bit 😛

[normal owl]

Live your life however you want, but Newegg has been around a long time as one of the major traditional web-based technology retailers. I've saved my own money using their discounts already, so hope it helps others.

[trim saddle]

Ive been using newegg since highschool basically.

[normal owl]

They're the last major retailer I know of with any sort of regular discounts on Xbox gift cards. The others have become sporadic, not even on Black Friday always.

[hasty zinc]

oh yeah, this monitor is NICE

[plain lagoon]

RIP

that sign is no more

[waxen rose]

Is she goobtastic

[trim saddle]

does it have a guilty conscience tho?

[abstract sail]

Please help me I am pulling my hair out trying to install Halo CE on my Win 11 PC as I am desperate to play in VR, I put the key in ,choose

the folder (non system) and it starts to install and then crashes out

[hasty zinc]

#1075989764026675210

[steady jolt]

Had a good run

[next cedar]

Drops are not working Claimed them on twitch. But not showing up on waypoint.
Edit: Nvm it is up now

[forest fossil]

???

[narrow dove]

Damn. Sorry, I just woke up

[forest fossil]

goodmorning

[narrow dove]

Ty goodmorning

[faint mantle]

Wait that happened today?

[forest fossil]

nothing

[faint mantle]

REV? REV?! REV?!?!

[faint mantle]

Not you Rev, the blue Rev!

[spare geode]

Twitch drops still don’t work

[trim saddle]

Did you earn them on twitch but they arent on your account?

the auto redeem has been broke for a bit, might have to redeem them on waypoint.

[trim saddle]

i think he was referring to before.

[spare geode]

No, I just don’t get any progress towards earning them

[calm fiber]

https://aka.ms/DropsHelp

[trim saddle]

Oh, then thats a bunch of beans. I know that twitch changed how it counts the time to where it only counts the most recent tab opened. I used to be able to open a tab for the main channel and the costreamer to earn drops for both but now its only one at a time.

[spare geode]

I just got Twitch drops for Marvel Rivals earlier and it worked just fine

[plain lagoon]

HCS drops worked fine this weekend

[waxen rose]

What halo lore did I miss and why is my house full of beans

[hasty zinc]

the context is right above it

[forest fossil]

ah ok

[obsidian wyvern]

no, last year

it was when I was several missions into both halo 2 and CE laso

[normal owl]

Thank you for the heads up on this! Will use new window from now on so that I can continue to grind drops while working.

[faint mantle]

You scared me vro

[steady jolt]

If you're using Android, picture in picture mode works with Twitch, so you can have it in a floating window and browse other apps. You can also have your volume off :)

[forest fossil]

my face

[safe dawn]

I love when as soon as you have an unprecedented amount of time to be active online and do stuff with friends 3 things happen

1. No one is online when you are now

2. You're burnt out of the games you usually play

3. Everyone's moved on from the games you have

[mild jewel]

good afternoon chat

[trim saddle]

Ah yes thats called being an adult with adult friends. Welcome to the club. Youll stay forever.

[pulsar heron]

works on ios too the last time i checked!

[normal owl]

I have to calendar my game sessions with friends weeks in advance. Then we end up gabbing beforehand too much, get a few matches in, and then it's time to go to bed lol.

[waxen rose]

We are all still children on the inside

[safe dawn]

I'm not even an adult yet 😭

[trim saddle]

youre in the trial version currently

[safe dawn]

I wanna opt out 💀

[normal owl]

Sorry, but the auto-renew is already on file, and the sub price jumps after the trial period and then again when the student discount expires.

Managing your plan to get the Home add-on is also a huge jump.

[waxen rose]

I'll be 18 soon
Can I please reschedule my birthday

[misty marsh]

No you suffer like the rest of us

[waxen rose]

I remember being 12 playing on roblox rp games
Like it was yesturday
I wanna go back (I say as I am dragged away by my ankles)

[misty marsh]

I always watch my brother play roblox now and I envy the fact his gen get the vc feature

[waxen rose]

Right like I would've loved to yap verbally to my gang on vc on roblox back then💔

[misty marsh]

Legit

[pulsar heron]

i still remember writing out the url for a classic minecraft lobby i used to play on all the time on pieces of paper for my friends

[waxen rose]

Does your brother play steal a brain rot (I hope not)

[misty marsh]

Now the gang think they're all too big and cool for roblox and I'm not gonna be caught dead at my big age going on vc on roblox on my own

[misty marsh]

Unfortunately

[waxen rose]

Hop on roblox so we can play horsey race simulator

[waxen rose]

The true childhood v of Minecraft was bedrock ‼️

[misty marsh]

Omg like speed run 4 but horseys?

[waxen rose]

Omg they made speedrun 4 pay 2 win it upsets me

[misty marsh]

Do u remember that old mc map on the 360 that was halo themed

They had a skyrim and mass effect one too

[misty marsh]

No way

[waxen rose]

Skyrim was on the ps3 aswell
I remember playing on that premade world for hours..

I cant remember which Minecraft version had the steven universe world

[misty marsh]

There was Steven Universe in mc??

[waxen rose]

Yeah

The cats were recolored to look like cookie cat

[misty marsh]

That's so cute

I was tutoring this kid today and telling her about how back in my day (👵) you had to find and tame an ocelot to get a cat and you didn't get to know what skin it would be until it was tamed

[waxen rose]

Omg I miss that
Chasing after a poor ocelot in the jungle

Or building my house out of diamonds…

[misty marsh]

I remember watching stampy spend like 30 minutes trying to tame one when they first came out

And then i got one tamed in five minutes and holy the ego boost

[misty marsh]

I still remember when bricks were the go to before wood

Who was doing all that

[waxen rose]

Omg omg I had the stampy world on my ps3

[waxen rose]

They were both ugly back then

[misty marsh]

When they added him to the tut world

[waxen rose]

During covid did you have a dreamsmp phase (ik I did for like a year)

[misty marsh]

I never got into dreamsmp

I became a val player during covid 😂😂👉🕳️

[waxen rose]

LOL

Animal crossing had me in a choke hold

[misty marsh]

I've never played animal crossing

[waxen rose]

it's chill
Might not be everyone’s cup of tea

[misty marsh]

It looks cute

But i think it'd bore me quick

Security breach came out around then didn't it

[waxen rose]

That's okay
Its kinda like stardew valley

[misty marsh]

I remember getting shot back down that rabbit hole

[pulsar heron]

i feel like i must be older than you two because bedrock was new when i started playing minecraft less. i've never owned the console versions, not even the legacy ones

[waxen rose]

It came out years after

[misty marsh]

I started playing mc in 2013?

[waxen rose]

I started playing Minecraft (bedrock) on my ps3 like… 2014
I was 6 then

[misty marsh]

Wait when the hell was lock down

[pulsar heron]

my paid java account was created in 2013, but i had been playing the free online (official) version, classic.minecraft.net, for a long time before that

[misty marsh]

I didn't play java for the first time until like 2020 tbh

I was always on console before that

[waxen rose]

I've never played java (I paid for it on my pc years ago but it never let me download it)

[misty marsh]

But i used to beg for java just cause I was so jealous of every YouTuber modding their mc

[pulsar heron]

is anyone here old enough to remember craftsnow

[waxen rose]

I am a baby so no

[misty marsh]

How old do u need to be to remember it

[pulsar heron]

twas a java server i used to play on... before i acquired minecraft. shut down some time in 2015-2017 i believe

[misty marsh]

I mean I was around and conscious then but I hadn't heard of it

Tbh up until I was like 10 I exclusively only played Halo, gears, mc and farcry

[pulsar heron]

the admins did not like me because i kept finding ways of getting to the end which they used as an admin space

[misty marsh]

And Saint row

[waxen rose]

Discovered in 2019 but hit Europe in 2020 I think (hit the us in 2021)

[misty marsh]

Never ventured outside of that

[misty marsh]

I remember being told abt it April 2020 cause that's when GCSEs got cancelled

(gcses are like a really big deal exam you sit in 10th grade)

[pulsar heron]

this is funny to me because i didnt start playing halo until i was ten

[waxen rose]

Oh I didnt know what GCSEs was till now

[misty marsh]

That was wild
And the we kept going into and out of lock down between 2021-22

[misty marsh]

Theyre the first like major set of exams you sit in britain

[pulsar heron]

General Certificate of Secondary Education. highschool diplomas, basically

[misty marsh]

You spend whole of 8th and 9th grade preparing

Absolute hell

[waxen rose]

Crazy

[misty marsh]

I popped out the womb and my dad immediately slapped a controller into my hands

[forest fossil]

we have returned to see what the events have accured from our absens

[waxen rose]

we got the Acts and Sats in the us I guess but thats for college entrence

[forest fossil]

[jade gust]

I feel so bad for everyone who had to deal with them being cancelled

[pulsar heron]

same but mine was a ps2, which was all i had until the wii a 360

[misty marsh]

I know my first halo game was halo 2 cause the old camcorder footage shows baby me playing it but I was so underdeveloped that as far as my memory goes, my first ever game was halo 3

[forest fossil]

we have a ps5 and xbox one

[misty marsh]

Yes feel bad for me

[waxen rose]

Halo 2 vs literal toddler

[misty marsh]

I did LASO back then (true story def not lying)

[pulsar heron]

🤝 somewhere i have a reception year book that contains a polaroid of me playing ratchet and clank

[misty marsh]

Ratchet and clank is such a blast from the past

[pulsar heron]

(i am assuming that it is universal primary experience to have had to make those silly books every year)

[misty marsh]

Annually I dig through my mother's wardrobe to pull out the photo album of them

[jade gust]

I was nearing the end of my second year of game design at university when we went into lockdown and had to do my third year at home. We managed, but it definitely wasn't as easy as we all hoped, given we were the first year to have to finish our uni course at home

[misty marsh]

When i have kids I'm gonna make sure they get to have the photo album experience and not just keep it all digital on my phone

[pulsar heron]

not a yearbook, to be clear. they were like weekly diaries (ks1) or story books (ks2) you had to make.

[misty marsh]

Wasn't there like a whole student thing where u guys were trying to claim back some tuition fees since you technically didn't get the full moneys worth?

[forest fossil]

[misty marsh]

Oh damn no my school didn't do those

[forest fossil]

what grade are you guys in

[jade gust]

I am gonna be honest, I had a bunch to deal with that I don't remember that but I also wouldn't be surprised

[misty marsh]

Third year of uni

[forest fossil]

you older then moi

[misty marsh]

I figured lmao

[forest fossil]

im in my first

[steady jolt]

I left school in 2001 and Uni in 2012 😂

[pulsar heron]

did your primary have a toy or class pet you got to keep for the week? we had to do a diary for that in our weird little books

[pulsar heron]

i am an entire 26 years old

[jade gust]

I'm older than a bunch of people here and it still feels weird

[misty marsh]

I took a gap year too cause I had to break out of some cultural norms to avoid going to med school

[jade gust]

Hold up, I'm the same age as you, Tora?

[forest fossil]

i have excisted since long before time had a name

[misty marsh]

I've got irls around this age

[pulsar heron]

you me and merty it would seem! i only just turned 26 last month

[forest fossil]

good for you

[jade gust]

Ah, so there's still a couple months between us then

My birthday is in June

[pulsar heron]

i feel 86 if that's any consolation

[misty marsh]

Ooh when in June?

[forest fossil]

same

[jade gust]

20th, so just before the longest day of the year

[misty marsh]

8 days after mine

[forest fossil]

mines the 14th

btw two members of halo studios are on the server

[pulsar heron]

i have had to start school, work, and uni on my birthday sometimes i dont really make a big deal out of my birthday for that reason

[jade gust]

Fair

[forest fossil]

so i got an idea for a halo game

[misty marsh]

That sucks

[pulsar heron]

it's the worlds most awkward icebreaker when everyone's going round the room sharing a fun fact about themselves

[misty marsh]

At least with school you could try milk some attention with it 😭

[forest fossil]

true

[misty marsh]

I HATE when that happens

I suddenly feel like the most boring person in existence

[pulsar heron]

noooo i didnt like attention i was always the quiet nerdy kid at the back of class and thats where i wanted to be ):

[misty marsh]

Aww thats fair

I got lucky with my school cause somehow the nerdy group were also the loud and popular ones

[forest fossil]

does anyone have ideas for halo games.

[misty marsh]

There was just too many of us 😭

[jade gust]

I wish that was the case at my school. But alas, it was not

[misty marsh]

I think going to an all girls school helped honestly

[jade gust]

Fair

[misty marsh]

But i did have a lucky secondary school experience like I was genuinely shocked when I realised as a teen that actual bullying did actually happen and wasn't just something Netflix exaggerated

[pulsar heron]

i very nearly went to an all girls secondary. ended up going to a performing arts college (sec. school with college status despite having a sixth form; blame the DoE not me.) that had a farm on campus because hashtag country life

[misty marsh]

No one except my psych teacher liked halo tho 💔

[misty marsh]

DoE? Like the Duke of Edinburgh?

[pulsar heron]

given the threads in #1076337363770417172 and #1039633978841374720 i would imagine so. but please remember that halo studios staff cannot directly use ideas for entire stories or storylines, to legally protect both you and the company. feel free to share, but don't think you're gonna end up with a commission fee for it :p

[jade gust]

Aye, sadly bullying is a thing and I have been through my fair share of unpleasant experiences because of it

[pulsar heron]

dept. of education - i put DoE and then realised i dont think we abbreviate it that way

[obsidian wyvern]

worst nightmare

[misty marsh]

Ah I see

[pulsar heron]

hi rev

[waxen rose]

Two truths and a lie

[misty marsh]

My two truth and lie go to goes hard

[waxen rose]

What are your two truths and a lie?

[pulsar heron]

i actually love two truths and a lie more than fun fact icebreakers

[waxen rose]

Its fun when you have an outrageous truth

[jade gust]

I have a few which people wouldn't believe

[misty marsh]

I've swum with manta rays
I've had lunch with a prince
I could finish video games on my when I was 3

[waxen rose]

The manta rays one is too specific to be a lie

[misty marsh]

Mightve been a purposeful choice

[pulsar heron]

i think the manta rays is a lie because you just mentioned how you were playing games as a young kid and you immediately jumped to duke of edinburgh when i said DoE which makes me think you did the award

[jade gust]

I'll second what Tora said

[misty marsh]

Haha ur right except the prince thing doesn't have anything to do with DoE

[pulsar heron]

[misty marsh]

My uncle owns a boujie restaurant and befriended one of the Kuwaiti princes there

[pulsar heron]

oh wow

[misty marsh]

And one time whilst I was staying over, they got invited for lunch and I ended up going with

[waxen rose]

Wowza

[misty marsh]

It was fun, me and my aunt were talking to his wife and daughters abt what it was like going to school as undercover princesses

Swimming with manta rays is like a bucket list dream of mine so hopefully I'll be able to replace that lie 🙏

Them and orcas

[waxen rose]

What’s your two truths and a lie, Eon?

[jade gust]

Give me a second, I'm working on it

[misty marsh]

Let him cook

[jade gust]

I've met the brother of the late Monty Oum, Neith Oum, at the last ever RTX
I've won a local Pokémon tournament with the help of a shiny Metagross I have had since 2014
I was taught game design at university by some of the designers who worked on the original Lego Star Wars games

[waxen rose]

Holy these are all hyper-specific what

[pulsar heron]

ooo that's a difficult one

[misty marsh]

I feel like it's the middle

[jade gust]

Ehehehehehehe

[waxen rose]

I think it's the last one

[misty marsh]

If its that one I bet it's a half truth

[waxen rose]

Yapping about lego star wars yeah

[misty marsh]

'actually they worked on lego marvel superheroes ☝️'

[pulsar heron]

i believe the last one 100% because the fall guys devs visit my uni's game course regularly and all the lecturers have industry connections. i think one of the top two is it. if its the middle one then it has to be a half lie

[jade gust]

There are no half lies or half truths

[misty marsh]

My uni has the russo brothers casually popping in here and there so yeah last ones very believable

[waxen rose]

my prof went to Harvard but idk

[pulsar heron]

that is scary

[jade gust]

https://tenor.com/view/eto-bleh-gif-14618428694469046242

[pulsar heron]

i'm gonna say middle is the lie

[misty marsh]

I'm locked in on the middle one

[waxen rose]

I'll switch my choice to the first one bc I know eon loves his pokémon

[pulsar heron]

i wanna believe you met neith

[jade gust]

So that's two for the middle one, and one for the top one

The answer is... The top and bottom ones are both true, the middle one is a lie

[misty marsh]

Lets go

[pulsar heron]

im so good at this

[waxen rose]

sigh 😔

[jade gust]

Now, for the record, I do have a shiny Metagross, but I have never entered any Pokémon tournament

But also yes, I got to meet Neith at RTX in 2023, he was great

[misty marsh]

Tbh it was the local that threw me off in the middle one

[jade gust]

Fair

[misty marsh]

Unless you live in a big major city

Felt of all those things having a LOCAL pokemon tournament was too lucky to be true

[waxen rose]

“Local” tournament and it’s states away 😭

[jade gust]

Well, local tournaments do happen, I just don't think any happen near me

[misty marsh]

Local to the planet

[misty marsh]

They happen but are you lucky enough to be a local to the places that have them

[waxen rose]

Is tora cooking on their two truths and a lie…

[misty marsh]

Closest my areas ever had is when pokemon go rocked up with all those gym locations

[jade gust]

I am sadly not

[pulsar heron]

i think my current ones would be:

• i was certified first aid trained by the age of 10 years old
• i have never moved house. not even once
• i have only ever been abroad on day trips specifically to wales, france, and belgium. i have never spent more than a day out of the country

[waxen rose]

okay your last one has way too much info to be a lie

[misty marsh]

I think the first one

[waxen rose]

I wanna say the middle one

[misty marsh]

Do they even let 10 Yr olds get certified?

[waxen rose]

Even 10 year olds can help the injured

[hasty zinc]

3rd one

[misty marsh]

Im locked in at number one

[pulsar heron]

eon's really debating this one

[jade gust]

The first one sounds odd, they don't normally give kids that age first aid training. Not moving is something which I can understand, especially in this economy and the being abroad thing sounds plausible but that might be the point, it sounds plausible

Have I see Tora talking about being on holiday before?

[waxen rose]

Mister detective

[misty marsh]

Just a hop skip and a euro tunnel away

[jade gust]

I could check through the message history, but that feels like cheating

[misty marsh]

The countries check out

Belgium France and Wales are all perfectly driveable for a day trip

Well i would have some questions abt drive time tho

[jade gust]

Ok, I am gonna go with number 3 is true, which means it's either 1 or 2

[misty marsh]

Cause if ur close to euro tunnel ur far as hell from Wales

[jade gust]

My gut is telling me 1, so I'm going with that

[pulsar heron]

[waxen rose]

Its the second one on my mama

[misty marsh]

I'm still locking on on one

[pulsar heron]

the first one is the lie!

• i was first aid trained by 10, but not certified. i was a Badger!
• i currently live in the same house i was brought home to as a child. i sleep in the same room my cot was in!
• i have indeed only been abroad during day trips. we live far from wales, and went there for a volkswagen van event called vanfest - we left home about 3am and didn't come back until after 9pm

[misty marsh]

I'm too good at this

[waxen rose]

Oh my gosh brah😔

I am 0-3

[pulsar heron]

us brits are just locked in to eachother i guess

[waxen rose]

Telepathic connection

[misty marsh]

On the same British wavelength

[hasty zinc]

I've moved over 17 times in my life

[jade gust]

Yeah, blame the eldrich entity under the country for us being able to read each other's minds

[waxen rose]

Eldeich entity and it’s just a big jolly green dragon named Elliot

[misty marsh]

Brits are all just a hive mind

But instead of grave mind it's elliot the dragon ig

[jade gust]

Nah, that's a separate one

Like, there's the large eldrich entity, then there's the dragon, then there's Blobby and then there's the various aliens who invade us every few weeks. I think we're due a Dalek and Cyberman double team this month

[misty marsh]

Where does Paddington fit into this lore

[waxen rose]

Are there any British horrors that are glooby?

[pulsar heron]

that's blobby

we don't talk about mr blobby

[misty marsh]

Am i not British enough who the hell

[waxen rose]

What crimes did he commit...

[misty marsh]

The blob from the numberjacks or who

[pulsar heron]

he missed the 15:03 from st pancras, so he's not there

[jade gust]

He's just a friendly bear from Peru

[pulsar heron]

this is mr blobby and he committed the crime of being on our television screens for too long

[waxen rose]

Omg that color scheme is killing me

That's crime enough

Salmon pink and highlighter yellow

[misty marsh]

He looks like a yo gabba gabba character that lost himself

[jade gust]

The less we talk about Blobby, the better

It's bad enough there were monuments built to him and there's cults dedicated to his worship

[misty marsh]

Ur joking

[pulsar heron]

i hated having to google that image for the record

[waxen rose]

Omg blobby cults we are living in a horrible timeline

[jade gust]

Masks of his face made their way to the US over 10 years ago...

[jade gust]

Well, there was a theme park

[misty marsh]

Oh god...

[misty marsh]

Everything has a theme park

[jade gust]

Not everything

[misty marsh]

Paw patrol land coming to Chessington get excited kids

[waxen rose]

Flimstones themepark (that got shut down)

[pulsar heron]

is everyone here aware of H.E. Services' diggerland

[misty marsh]

I have a diggerland 5 mins from my house

[pulsar heron]

thank god

[misty marsh]

That had the most hideous 'I survived corona virus' merch Im actually sad I didn't buy any for the proof of history

[pulsar heron]

oh my god i need it so bad i didnt know they did that

[jade gust]

I don't have one near me

Closest thing I have is an abandoned theme park

[misty marsh]

It's discontinued now but I can still see those gnarly ties fresh in my memory

[jade gust]

But alas, Camelot fell and is now home to many a monster and beast

[pulsar heron]

nature is healing

[waxen rose]

My first ever european theme park I look up and I see people racing in a jcb😭

[misty marsh]

Shouldve added I got my drivers licence when I was 4 to that two truth and a lie

[waxen rose]

That's ok… we have lawn mower racing in the us (look it up on yt its the funniest thing ever)

[pulsar heron]

i think i need these and definitely not to slap on cars that park on the pavement

[misty marsh]

I saw final destination this year and I refuse to entertain lawnmowers every again

[waxen rose]

LOLL

[waxen rose]

“Inventing a parking space” has me dying

[misty marsh]

The gloating point is too real

I wish I could issue a fine everytime some knobs tried revving their engine at me as a cat call

[waxen rose]

600$ fine for being a nonce

[jade gust]

I'm so sorry you have to deal with that

[misty marsh]

That's so generous

[waxen rose]

Its too low.

[pulsar heron]

i cannot imagine what this feels like, i'm so sorry ):

[misty marsh]

It's an ick for sure, its worse when it happens when ur alone

At least when it's me and my friend together we can look at each other disgusted and ignore them

Weekly occurrence as well

[waxen rose]

I’m sorry you have to deal with that
It’s dehumanizing when that happens.
Me and my best friend got barked at last week by some young guys in a car

[pulsar heron]

i have a minor feeling that you might be thinking that word is a general term of derision and not actually know what we brits mean by that word. not saying to guess it openly here in chat, just suggesting using caution with it as that starts to slip into "not in this server" territory

[waxen rose]

Thought it ment “idiot” I apologize

[pulsar heron]

all good 👍 sometimes we do use it that way to be fair, but there is a deeper meaning behind it as well

[waxen rose]

Thx for letting me know king

[misty marsh]

📂

[pulsar heron]

i had the opposite whiplash when i learned americans use that word to mean "token" in digital/programming terms. floored me completely

[misty marsh]

Huhh

[waxen rose]

I've never heard of that… I say being American

[misty marsh]

Genuinely what is the thought process when this happens

[jade gust]

There are plenty of words I learnt about from my former friends in the US which have very different meanings to us Brits

[waxen rose]

Token to me reminds me of the “token (blank) friend”

[misty marsh]

The other word for a cigarette is one ive seen had to be explained too many times

[naive turret]

My favorite is calling a liquid ‘gas’.

[pulsar heron]

it's a very programmer concept, sort of like a pre-generated password almost. it's not something i expect the average american (or average english speaker even) to know of

[naive turret]

Diggerland is such a silly concept for a park, cool that it exists though. One of those places I’d have loved as a kid.

[jade gust]

I was the token white friend in my friend group, fun times until one of them turned out to be a terrible person, costing me friendships which meant the world

[waxen rose]

English isnt my first language so I apologize

[waxen rose]

I am sorry you went through that eon

[pulsar heron]

i always wanted to go to one and would've even had discounted tickets because my dad worked at a related business for a while

[misty marsh]

Sorry you had to experience that, it really is the worst

[jade gust]

It has been a process to heal and well, let's just say I hope the person who caused me the pain gets affected by karma

[waxen rose]

I hope they learn and grow as a person🩷

[pulsar heron]

i did end up getting a key to a digger though. some tiny komatsu thing. i still have it somewhere

[jade gust]

Something tells me he won't. But the former friend I genuinely valued, I hope they realise what kind of person he is and do the right thing

Anyway, that's enough of my tragic backstory

[waxen rose]

Thank you for sharing I know it can be difficult to do so

[obsidian wyvern]

hi tora

[misty marsh]

It's always the worst when someone is a group is so objectively bad yet no one else in the group seems willing to distance themselves from them

[obsidian wyvern]

very early response I know

[pulsar heron]

rev you missed our two truths and a lie

[obsidian wyvern]

shame, IKEA was holding me hostage

[jade gust]

Aye, worst bit is, he did it behind people's backs

[waxen rose]

I didnt so mine bc I cant think of a good lie 💔

[jade gust]

I love IKEA!

[obsidian wyvern]

I now hate it

[pulsar heron]

well to be fair mine was only a half lie

[jade gust]

I actually got out of school a couple times just to go

[obsidian wyvern]

it was easily my favourite shop till I started working here

[misty marsh]

I hope he gets what's coming someday

[misty marsh]

I could kill for their chicken meatballs rn

[pulsar heron]

lost in the endless one were you-- oh you work there. my condolences

[waxen rose]

Ikea meatball…

[coarse cloak]

Question, I’m new to Discord. Is this where I can talk about forms in general advice to be input in the game?!

[naive turret]

I’d say (real) but I’ve never worked somewhere I liked prior

[jade gust]

Never had their meatballs, I'm vegetarian. They do have some fantastic vegetarian hotdogs though

[misty marsh]

Only shop I've worked at was next and holy never wanna do that again

[obsidian wyvern]

I don't think I can blame the ikea scp workers for becoming hostile at night

anyway I must drive 🌊

[waxen rose]

Messing up the displays to make a fort in the endless Ikea

[misty marsh]

Tbh I'm not supposed to for religious reasons but I'm not very good at resisting chicken

[pulsar heron]

drive safe, brother

[jade gust]

See, I feel like a horror game set in IKEA would be really good

[misty marsh]

I've tried the veggie dogs tho and those are very very nice

[coarse cloak]

Do developers and engineers. See what I say or where can I do that?! Help

[hybrid plover]

ikea is amazing

i furnished most my apartment w ikea lol

[pulsar heron]

this is general chat, where the topic is a bit more relaxed. if you have game feedback you can post it in one of the more specialised channels, like #1076337363770417172 or #1039633978841374720

[waxen rose]

This whole Ikea talk is reminding me of the “acting in the Ikea displays and yelling at each other” image

[jade gust]

Ain't my place to judge you for if you adhere strictly to your religion or not. If you enjoy it, you enjoy it

[coarse cloak]

Thank You Tora😁

[pulsar heron]

i have never been to ikea before in my life. i dont even know where the nearest one is

[misty marsh]

Ty ty 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[waxen rose]

One hop and a skip over to Norway

[pulsar heron]

that'll be my next day trip then :p

[forest fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/news-minecraft-villager-panda-video-game-gif-11708695851403707980

[misty marsh]

One just opened up here in my uni city and I have been BEGGING my friends to have a trip there together

[sonic tulip]

I need Halo 7

[forest fossil]

we all do

[pulsar heron]

my uni friends keep threatening to take me to nandos because i've never been

[waxen rose]

Halo 7 infinate 2 break dance mechanic will be epic

[misty marsh]

Woah that's crazy

Although I feel like nando's is a little overhyped

[pulsar heron]

the only businesses i hold loyalty to are woolies and wimpy, and well... we all know how they're doing [sheds a tear]

[misty marsh]

I have a wimpy near me but I've never been

[pulsar heron]

YOU STILL HAVE A WIMPY?

[misty marsh]

Yeah

But i cant even go 💔

So I'll never know but my mum always says back when her and my dad lived in Luton, they had it all the time and it was banging

But again for religious reasons, the one near us doesn't have anything we can eat so I live in mystery

[pulsar heron]

i need to tour the remaining few wimpy's like it's a pub crawl or something. we had one in my dinky little nowhere town and i get sad every time i walk past it. mcdonalds doesn't compare

[forest fossil]

what another word for panick_room

startle_space

[waxen rose]

Sounds like the British version of Rainforest Café

[misty marsh]

If it didn't mean doxxing my location, I'd definitely tell you where my local ones are cause I actually have two

[forest fossil]

its a reference to phineas and ferb

[jade gust]

Did I just hear some Nandos slander?

Nandos is fantastic

[misty marsh]

Listen

[naive turret]

Went to the Rainforest cafe outside of Animal Kingdom one time, was pretty nice. Burger was huge.

[forest fossil]

today i will take over the entire tri state area

[misty marsh]

You can't tell me the quality hasn't dropped a little over the years

[jade gust]

Well I've not been to one in a year but last time I went it was still real nice

[waxen rose]

I love going to the MOA four times a year and ill go to the café at least once…
Even if it takes hours to get in and is overpriced

[misty marsh]

And the price is too much for my itty bitty wallet, I miss when my parents paid to feed me

[forest fossil]

i dont live in britain sooo

[jade gust]

Oof, I feel you there

[misty marsh]

I can't wait to be a REAL adult with an actual adult job that gives me adult money (I don't. I'm dreading it. I'm crying)

[forest fossil]

i c

[pulsar heron]

i've never been to nandos because i dont really like chicken and i dont like spice. my only connection to nandos is the very cringy nandos freestyle by ed sheeran from like a billion years ago

[forest fossil]

is broken

[misty marsh]

They've got other good non chicken things I believe

[waxen rose]

Read ed sheeran and immediately recoiled 😭

[misty marsh]

I'll always advocate for their garlic bread and halloumi fries if ur into those

[jade gust]

It's a messy one being a proper adult with adult responsibilities like work. Nowhere near as simple and clean as you'd expect, but I will say this, make sure you have time to enjoy life between everything else going on in the world. Also make sure you have people who always have your back

[forest fossil]

wev been tricked wev been backstabed and wev been quiet possibly bamboosled

[misty marsh]

I hope I do

[pulsar heron]

oh see now i'm sold

[forest fossil]

what are you guys talking about?

[waxen rose]

Resturant

[misty marsh]

Half the jobs I've applied to have the most treacherous morning commutes to and across London I might not survive

[forest fossil]

like chick fil a

[misty marsh]

This is why I'm a business major

Going onto the cv

[forest fossil]

yall need pizza

[misty marsh]

Disclaimer I'm not ACTUALLY a business major pls don't slander me

[jade gust]

Ah. Yeah London is not a place I intend to go close to too often, way too noisy for me

[pulsar heron]

i would love to live in london but i would hate to work there

[jade gust]

I've been to London enough times in my life already

[waxen rose]

I think the uk has pizza places

[jade gust]

We have plenty of pizza places, we ordered from one earlier today

[misty marsh]

I haven't got much choice, I don't live in London but where I am is working distance enough, it's the only job market I have available

[jade gust]

Fair

[misty marsh]

And i dont plan to move elsewhere either so 💔

[misty marsh]

What's pizza

[waxen rose]

Oh no!

[obsidian wyvern]

uhh, does it start with b

[misty marsh]

No it's an n

[pulsar heron]

okay i just rewatched the video and 1) i absolutely cannot share it here because of the mature language used but 2) it actually is still funny and i just genuinely laughed at it. also i'm ashamed of how much i remembered of the lyrics

[obsidian wyvern]

dunno then. if it was Brighton then I had a few friends go there to help them open up that IKEA

[pulsar heron]

ah, that sucks

[obsidian wyvern]

get loaded fries!!

[misty marsh]

My friend was actually telling me abt this cause she's there for uni and was also excited abt an IKEA

[obsidian wyvern]

I only go nandos because a friend works there so we get a decent discount lool

otherwise it's expensive

[misty marsh]

I'm gonna need to go before I lose my student discount

[pulsar heron]

i think this is the first time i've seen us brits properly take over the chat like this

[misty marsh]

Oh god I'm not prepared to let that go

[misty marsh]

We're so good at colonising

[obsidian wyvern]

lol

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/oqeyVJezdqn.gif

[obsidian wyvern]

I never actually use my student discount tbh

[pulsar heron]

get a 3 year 16-25 railcard just before you turn 24, you can keep using when you're 26 (source: me)

[obsidian wyvern]

but then again I just don't spend money

[misty marsh]

I've got mine with santander for as long as I have a student account

[hybrid plover]

i have a neighbor who looks into my window everytime he enters the building and it makes me so uncomfortable lol

[pulsar heron]

i keep forgetting about it and i keep getting scammed into getting the nus/totum cards i never use

[misty marsh]

But actually now that u mention it ur right I should restart as many student subscriptions as I can

Spotify premium is first on the list

[obsidian wyvern]

I had that option but went with like £100 from HSBC instead because it didn't apply for tubes 😔

[misty marsh]

I did two banks

[waxen rose]

Who the heck is in charge of the halo twitter account bc oh my goodness😭

“He is aura farming”

[misty marsh]

I got £100 from Halifax and railcard from Santander

My sfe goes into santander to keep that active and my money from my job goes into Halifax

[pulsar heron]

mine was also a santander account, the edge student account this year had a promo of just a free regular 3 year card, not tied to studenthood status (that railcard hack is generally applicable regardless of studenthood though)

[obsidian wyvern]

I use Monzo for general spending so I can't see what dumb purchases I've done with my main card

[pulsar heron]

sfe straight into the santander 🤝

[misty marsh]

I don't think my mental health needs to see how much I've spent going to cafes to 'study'

[obsidian wyvern]

i quit that early lol

instead we wasted time in the library

cheaper though lol

[misty marsh]

I need a change of surroundings to often or my brain refuses to focus

I justify it by telling myself I'm saving alot of money purely from not drinking unlike the rest ofy friends

[pulsar heron]

also speaking of student discounts, some brands have their own student discount scheme available on their sites (but very very hidden). apple does it (education discount, uses studentbeans for verification iirc) and you can also sometimes get it from an employer too. cant remember others but sometimes its a good idea to think a little laterally, especially with expensive purchases

[misty marsh]

That's interesting to know

I always check before I make purchases anyway cause I like to be stingy

[obsidian wyvern]

oh yeah I've had extended family abuse my student discount for apple lmao

[pulsar heron]

i shouldn't have looked oh no

https://www.apple.com/uk-edu/store

[steady jolt]

Pro tip - get a job at a university, then you can still get discount with your university email

[normal owl]

The chat never stops on the British Empire.

[obsidian wyvern]

lol no way

[misty marsh]

My family exploit my discount for Samsung

[obsidian wyvern]

I think I used mine for my pixel, I can't remember

[steady jolt]

Been living the dream since 2021

[pulsar heron]

that's so funny

[steady jolt]

It was an O2 guy that told me about it haha

[misty marsh]

Woah that's solid advice

[steady jolt]

I got discount device plan for like 2 years

[pulsar heron]

the only good thing O2 has ever done [very bitter]

[obsidian wyvern]

I was gonna say the same thing

[spare geode]

Twitch drops still don’t work

Not even gonna bother with them anymore

[normal owl]

Twitch drops have been glitchy for me this week, multiple games.

[waxen rose]

Oh cool
Maybe I can finally afford something as a college kid

My old gateway laptop begs me to let it go

[misty marsh]

How old is it

[waxen rose]

5 years old I think

Its the 15” ultraslim notebook

[misty marsh]

You gotta let it live its life through the very end

I'm still not quite over the heartbreak of losing my lenovo yoga

And then i replaced it with a Huawei just for that to break within like 2 years

[waxen rose]

My laptop taking 3 minutes to start up
She is on her last leg and like a car I wont let her go until she literally cant be of use anymore

[misty marsh]

Ur paying too much attention

Everyone knows things start up faster if ur not paying attention

[waxen rose]

I gotta act nonchalant

Like I dont care that it's taking so long so it'll boot up quicker

[misty marsh]

Yeah

Just leave the room and show that laptop how forgettable she is

[waxen rose]

Giving my laptop separation anxiety 😭

[misty marsh]

If it works it works

[hybrid plover]

good faith no more song

[cedar turret]

They only had one

[hybrid plover]

nu uh

[calm fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/572921337782337566/1211114454142681118/noping.png?ex=65ed053b&is=65da903b&hm=127c1f5a619a9cb041d895fc8b72e2582f18b58934fcc2c232dda28837a796a2&

[hybrid plover]

just cuz that’s the only one you know doesn’t mean it’s the only good song

[cedar turret]

Yeah only one song

And good isn’t really the right word

[hybrid plover]

i give up

[cedar turret]

There was a tsunami of bees that hit the studio. It was a true tragedy

I was there.

[hybrid plover]

you were the bees

[cedar turret]

I was running the mixer for milkshakes. The thick kind

[hybrid plover]

what the heck

[cedar turret]

https://tenor.com/view/fruityrsreal-monkey-drinking-gif-17435123564817949097

I prefer banana, but they only had raspberries that day

[hybrid plover]

what about pineapple

guess not

[granite sky]

banana smoothie and milkshake good

[blissful silo]

anyone wanna play halo infinate?

[karmic shell]

not now, gtg

[night tendon]

Anyone know how to get to the northeast island in Halo Infinite's open world?

[misty marsh]

Im pretty sure it's cut content so not possible

[night tendon]

I've seen some people do it but like 3 years ago

[misty marsh]

Glitches to go out of bounds but idk them

[night tendon]

Thr methods of them getting there have been patched tho

[misty marsh]

But there's no proper in game way to do it

[misty marsh]

Wouldn't be surprised

[night tendon]

So I'm wondering if someone found a modern alternative method

I really REALLY want to explore that giant lake

[night tendon]

It annoys me that they won't just remove the kill barriers for those islands 😒

Who cares if its unfinished?

Let us explore it anyway

You use to be able to go out of bounds all the time in Halo CE to 3

But no, they don't want us to explore the map that they so beautifully crafted for us to play on

[crystal hamlet]

hey guys im having the xbox sign in issue, but don't see the correct credentials in credentials manager, did they change the names?

[misty marsh]

I think they planned to make some dlc or smth in that area but cause of covid they had to put a halt to those plans

Don't know why it never got picked up but I guess they don't wanna expose unfinished bits of game

[night tendon]

Again, IDC if they give us a DLC or not, I just want to explore the map without running into kill barriers

[misty marsh]

Best bet is modding the game then

[night tendon]

DLC would be nice, but I only really care about exploring that lake

[crystal hamlet]

nmevermind just had to delete xbldevice key

[night tendon]

Not possible

Can't find anything reliable

That won't get me banned

If anyone finds anything, @ me.

Reliable mods, glitches, etc.

Please

It would be greatly appreciated

[forest fossil]

help! my sisters are watching frozen 2

[balmy pagoda]

oof

[naive surge]

go watch it with them

[forest fossil]

its frozen 2. the cheesiest movie out there

[analog arrow]

https://x.com/CultureCrave/status/1976484241098801325

hooo boy thats uhh, not good

gonna be some interesting things coming out eventually about the new game it seems

[forest fossil]

interesting

[blazing cave]

Anyone who takes alternate routes in the 1v1 showdown are the most boring people alive

[safe dawn]

I disagree

Alternate routes make it fun and interesting other than a "run straight at each other and shoot"

[blazing cave]

I just LOVE looking for my opponent for 15 rounds

Excuse me 20+ rounds

[verbal nymph]

Microsoft should release the Series X/S in transparent colors

[forest fossil]

sarcasm detected

[pliant hatch]

hmm, ethics and values? probly related to ai.

[analog arrow]

yeah thats what im thinking, higher ups probably telling devs to incorporate AI into their workflow or leave

loooove where the industry is heading whoooo!

[forest fossil]

i will be minitoring this situation

[misty shard]

I might be genuinely tweaking but at least I have my fashion

[muted rose]

Maybe they need a reminder the consumers decide what they want, not them

[forest fossil]

anyone gotton the gravemind armor yet

[pliant hatch]

your misspelling actually reminded me of the h5 action sack game with the mantises in the maze.

[agile dew]

hi who mcc

[forest fossil]

ok

who is playing mcc?

[agile dew]

me

[forest fossil]

ok

[agile dew]

gt: cmt160

[forest fossil]

i would play if my xbox was not busted 🙁

[agile dew]

its got crossolay

If u have pc

[forest fossil]

i have a laptop

[agile dew]

i play both on my xbox and on steam

same acc

[forest fossil]

i l need to install steam real quick

[agile dew]

i just played a match with a fren shes on laptop , steam
And im on xbox rn

Although i could also play from pc/laptop since i also own the game there

[forest fossil]

i cant install steam because i forgot the admin password

🙁

😩

[deep night]

They need to remove SBMM in halo infinite like COD did

[forest fossil]

has anyone played cursed halo reach?

[forest fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/gn-chat-good-night-halo-halo4-master-chief-gif-25760784

[misty shard]

sbmm is awful

[bleak gate]

Anyone ever played EVIL HALO 2

[pliant hatch]

yes, h2 laso

[quartz holly]

Do yall think someone should make a red vs blue video game around like freelancer missions?

Lwk that'd be peak asf

[nimble herald]

Any SPLINTER CELL fans in this server??

[obsidian wyvern]

stupid

[obsidian wyvern]

x2

[viral dune]

Wanna know what else is awful

[deep night]

stupid yes but it would be a great thing for halo based on your opinions

[worldly venture]

My mom!

[worldly venture]

True...

[viral dune]

Rev go to sleep man

[obsidian wyvern]

no

well yes I'm gonna sleep now but not because of you smh

[viral dune]

Why

[obsidian wyvern]

halo should keep sbmm just to annoy you, not because it's actually a good feature

[signal wedge]

sbmm should exist so no one loses due to a bad team

[viral dune]

And then you get paired up with rev

[obsidian wyvern]

rev is inconsistent af

[viral dune]

Yeah

[abstract perch]

Guys

Sad

Me is

[night tendon]

sighs

[waxen rose]

thanks for your input maridon or whatever that pokemon’s name is

[night tendon]

I guess no one is as passionate about it as I am

[candid tusk]

No, I'm rhydon.

[waxen rose]

Rhydon from Pokemon anime is you

[abstract perch]

The problem is I want to send a really cool halo video but its too large

😭

[candid tusk]

You also can't without inheritor do anything like that anyway. lol

[waxen rose]

If the video doesn't include master chief and his newly adopted eevee then I dont want it

[abstract perch]

Dang

I made like a cool title screen in capcut

[night tendon]

"Look everbody! I'm Halo Studios! I don't want anyone to have fun exploring our beautiful open world (especially the northeast island above The House of Reckoning) because we hate our playerbase!"

[waxen rose]

ok

[abstract perch]

Doesn't sound that exciting but I love it

[candid tusk]

Nah, be proud of yourself and your creations.

[night tendon]

Damn kill barriers

[waxen rose]

Yeah, working with capcut can be difficult

be proud

[abstract perch]

Yippeeee

[night tendon]

REMOVE THEM HALO STUDIOS!
I BEG YOU!

Istg

"Fine, I'll do it myself"

[abstract perch]

How does one rid thyself of kill barriers

[night tendon]

Bro idfk

I just want to explore that giant lake in the northeast island

[abstract perch]

Shoot it

That always works

Eventually

[night tendon]

I'm obsessed with bodies of water in video games

Especially Halo

[abstract perch]

Imagine a entire underwater mission

[night tendon]

Omg that would be so awesome

[abstract perch]

That be awesome

[night tendon]

PLEASE HALO STUDIOS! REMOVE THE KILL BARRIERS FOR THE NORTHEAST ISLAND! I BEG YOU!

[waxen rose]

Master chief might drown... Like he typically does under water

[vagrant kettle]

Yeah, he can’t swim

[abstract perch]

In a space suit

Ment for space

And they train underwater first

[night tendon]

Sierra 117 Halo 3, you can literally fully submerge in a river and stay there forever

[abstract perch]

Makes sense

[vagrant kettle]

A 1 ton space suit without any oxygen tanks

[abstract perch]

U see tanks in space

I dont

[waxen rose]

I think it got retconned that his suit was 1 ton
I think it's half a ton now

correct me if I am wrong

[abstract perch]

Oh god he's lighter

[candid tusk]

It's a 13 ton space ship tie fighter jumbo jet suit.

[vagrant kettle]

🙌 His weight loss journey paid off
We love you and support you Chief

[waxen rose]

Omg it's the go go gadget combo

[night tendon]

Silent Cartographer Halo CE you can fully submerge in the ocean around the island and stay there forever also

[waxen rose]

It was really beautiful watching his journey
Made me start my own

[abstract perch]

Nah you have to put in perspective how terrifying that is

What he has done in 1 ton armour is already scary

The lighter he gets the stronger he'll be

[faint mantle]

That's not how it works

[candid tusk]

Good night friendos. Welcome to the server, Olympus.

[night tendon]

I'd be surprised if Mjolnir armor doesn't have specific settings for underwater use

[faint mantle]

The armor has servos that augment his strength

[abstract perch]

Nah it just pure aura

[night tendon]

Even if they just sink

[waxen rose]

He may get lighter but he still cant swim bc hes still too heavy

His armor specifically isnt made to be underwater (reparation etc)

[night tendon]

Well the Spartans HAVE to know how to swim, they are literally in the military

[abstract perch]

Fr

Plus he jumps like twice the strength of a marine soldier wearing nothing and he's a perfect humam

[waxen rose]

He can swim yeah but it's like swimming with 500 pounds tied to your legs

[abstract perch]

Not to him

[waxen rose]

He may be goated but he isnt that goated

[night tendon]

What if their armor gets heavily damaged and they have to do combat in like regular marine clothes, and there is like a river or lake they have to swim across or something idk

[abstract perch]

Who's watched mashle

[deep night]

pathetic insult

[waxen rose]

Yk who CAN swim with 500 lb armor? Fred (I am lying)

[night tendon]

Kelly can definitely swim

[waxen rose]

Id hope she would be able to??😭

[abstract perch]

Imagine cheif swimming toward you at 60mph with malicious intent

(You stole his donut)

[night tendon]

She's the fastest human, she has to be able to swim

At least decently

[waxen rose]

Being the fastest runner doesn't mean she is the fastest swimmer if that’s what you are implying...

[night tendon]

Not what I'm saying, she has incredible leg and arm strength, which means she's probably a good swimmer

[deep night]

revenant sure loves to be boring if he thinks petty insults are supposed to cool

[abstract perch]

How much food do you think chief can eat in an hour?

[waxen rose]

Alot

[abstract perch]

Fo they take away the ability to go to the bathroom?😭

[night tendon]

Can you swear in this server? The rules are kinda vague...

[waxen rose]

I think if I am remembering correctly when they were rapidly growing they had to eat like 5 meals a day (they as in spartan IIs)

[waxen rose]

No you cannot
Do not try to get pass it either

[night tendon]

Who's decision was it to make a game about fighting for your life against parasitic and horrifying nightmares, family friendly? 💀💀💀

[abstract perch]

I guess their metabolism is crazy too to stay in the suit for more than a couple days is crazy they HAVE to have a built in refresher and deodorant

[night tendon]

A game about killing aliens, space zombies, and robots, should be rated M

Not Teen

[deep night]

you should ask the cod kid hcs and optic that

[waxen rose]

That's a whole lot of lore explained in books written by an author who has written some… weird things into the books

[night tendon]

And they sure as hell ain't keeping their Teen rating if they are remaking Halo CE

[abstract perch]

Would it be cooler if chief sweared or cortana swore?

[waxen rose]

Neither?

[abstract perch]

True

[night tendon]

Cortana says "Sod off" in Halo CE... close enough...

[abstract perch]

I guess your right

Lol

[waxen rose]

Let's not bypass the filter

[deep night]

cortana: betcha can't stick chief~ 🤣

[abstract perch]

I saw the rabbit Cortana vid also 💀

[night tendon]

How can we forget about Sgt Johnson bro... swearing was something he did pretty often...

[deep night]

lol

[night tendon]

Not to mention, some of the marines say dumbahh in Halo Infinite, WHICH IS RATED TEEN

[deep night]

and turn into fortnite kid? i'll pass

[nimble herald]

There's a scene in the books where young master chief gets really hungry and steals another cadet's lunch

[waxen rose]

The munchies

[deep night]

didn't chief kill odsts?

[night tendon]

Dawg, swearing is always cool if its Sgt Johnson

[nimble herald]

He didn't kill them lol he just beat them up

[night tendon]

Can I quote a Halo quote if it has a swear in it?

[deep night]

ah ok

[waxen rose]

No

[abstract perch]

...there are shows that literally swear and are rated pg
Shrek, ANTS, soul, and more

[night tendon]

Bruh, frick ahh server 💀

[nimble herald]

Where in ants do they swear

[waxen rose]

Yeah that is news to me

[worldly venture]

I think only 1 died, though they pressed him so

[nimble herald]

Ah well that's not really a swear it just means cool

[indigo lotus]

Do not bypass the filter.

[waxen rose]

@faint mantle uncle Merty come pick me up I am scared

[deep night]

yea it's hard to tell from the animation

[worldly venture]

When were there swears in Shrek?

[night tendon]

Here's an example

[abstract perch]

Only when he was saving the princess

[worldly venture]

You mean the donkey joke?

[abstract perch]

Yuh

I understand they mean different things but in today's society its a swear word

[night tendon]

Like could you imagine if they made a Teen rated Wolfenstein game? Or a Teen rated DOOM game? The answer is no because that would be idiotic.

[waxen rose]

Something something we live in a society or

[worldly venture]

See the difference is Halo has never gone out gorey like that, so

[abstract perch]

Or controversial

[nimble herald]

If it wasn't teen rated, 90% of this server wouldn't be allowed to play it

[worldly venture]

In no halo game do you seen guys heads chopped off or limbs being ripped off

(Besides flood but those are zombie like creatures, so)

[waxen rose]

Erm!! In halo 2 they had models that showed off each limbs!! So they almost implimented that idea

[night tendon]

Its a game about killing aliens that murder humans for fun and creatures from your nightmares that infect entire planets

[abstract perch]

Was about to say the same thing

[night tendon]

It should not be rated Teen

[nimble herald]

I don't think adding a ton of blood and gore would make halo better

[worldly venture]

Another W for halo 2. It jusr can't stop winning for over 20 yeats

[waxen rose]

Amen vro

[night tendon]

I think most people would agree that Halo was and is at its best when its rated Mature

[deep night]

Doom, god of war, dead space, bungie halo, last of us. Etc was all better games then this fortnite ripoff of a halo game.

[waxen rose]

Uncle Merty come pick me up from the function

[abstract perch]

I really want a flood focused halo game

[nimble herald]

I don't think there's anything substantially different about how mature modern vs older halo games are

[night tendon]

And when its not holding back terrifying details about enemies and how violent and disturbing they are

[worldly venture]

What?

[nimble herald]

Video game age ratings are completely arbitrary

[worldly venture]

What fortnite ripoff? What are you talking about you coocoo dude

[indigo lotus]

Halo’s M rating is basically equal to a PG-13 film. It has blood, violence and mid swearing not the R rating like Gears of War and CoD.

[nimble herald]

Balatro got a mature rating in the EU for showing poker cards

[waxen rose]

If master chief hits the whip and nae nae then that might make halo rated R 😔

[deep night]

lol, you know what I mean, the credits? The purple and gold armor ratings?

[night tendon]

If you don't agree then how can call yourself a Halo fan 💀

[deep night]

halo reach had a simple armor choice. Not purple and gold

[nimble herald]

Can you actually explain how you think the modern games are less mature

[night tendon]

Barely any blood

[nimble herald]

Other than that a ratings board gave them a different letter

[night tendon]

Barely any swearing

No flood

No flood = no fun

/hj

[nimble herald]

Ehh I don't think there was that much blood in older halo games, like when you smack a dead covenant in halo CE it makes a big purple splatter on the floor but it's not really gory in any real way

(Also flood levels kinda suck)

[waxen rose]

The maturity has changed from gore to emotional imo

[night tendon]

THE FLOOD BRO??!?!? KAT GETTING GRAPHICALLY SHOT IN THE HEAD?!!?!? EMILE GETTING STABBED IN THE CHEST?!?!?

[signal wedge]

and

[waxen rose]

ok

[signal wedge]

this is a discord server not a game

[night tendon]

Two Betrayals is my favorite mission in Halo CE

Idc that its repetitive

[waxen rose]

That is certainly a choice

[night tendon]

And yes, I find the Library fun

I hate Cortana tho

Worst level oat

Also can we just talk about how the last mission of Halo 4 sucks? Like no plasma pistols at all? Why. Halo 4 on Legendary is pain.

I've played it twice on Legendary 💀

Never again

[nimble herald]

Bro you just said two betrayals was your favorite halo level you can't complain about a level being tedious lol

[night tendon]

Like I love Halo CE so much I've played it on Legendary four times and once on LASO

Halo 2 is my all time favorite though

[granite sky]

two betrayals is my fav too it has everything

[night tendon]

Finally someone who's reasonable

/hj

[nimble herald]

What does hj stand for

[waxen rose]

Half joking

[nimble herald]

Thanks

[night tendon]

The only thing I dislike about Two Betrayals are the DARN ROCKET FLOOD

[worldly venture]

The credits have always been in halo? But yea, its weird armor has ratings. That's a good example

[granite sky]

having a meme makes it special

[nimble herald]

As a true halo fan I don't have a favorite level I just complain about all of them

[waxen rose]

Amen omg story of my halo life

[worldly venture]

Uprising is the best level ever because its order 66 before order 66

[waxen rose]

A true halo fan never speaks ill of Minecraft halo world

[worldly venture]

Bro been typing for a minute

[waxen rose]

What is he cooking?..

[night tendon]

Halo CE: Rocket Flood and Sword Elites
Halo 2: Jackal Snipers and Shotgun Flood
Halo 3: Flood Ranged forms and Jackal Snipers
Halo 3 ODST: Brute Chieftains and Ghosts
Halo Reach: Concussion Rifle Elites and Seraphs
Halo 4: Incineration Cannon Knights and Sniper Crawlers
Halo 5: Warden Eternal and Hunters
Halo Infinite: Brute Chieftains and Hunters

My least favorite enemies to fight on a legendary playthrough

[nimble herald]

I think halo 4 knights are kind of annoying on heroic and normal too

Bullet sponge enemies

[night tendon]

No duh

I hate them

I think the only video game thing that I hate more than the mission Long Night of Solace on Legendary is something so horrible that I can't say because it's too terrifying

But is way easier to deal with than that misson, well, not mentally easier.

That stupid terrifying baby from Resident Evil Village... GET IT AWAY FROM ME!!!

Anyways...

Zawg I remember how scared I was when I played Halo CE for the first time

343 Guilty Spark traumatized me

[waxen rose]

Holy yap

[peak sequoia]

wha

[eager shale]

💔

[meager linden]

Good morning people of Halo

[swift gust]

I need to be over here for a while because people on a different server were hating on halo 3

[worldly venture]

Itll be tbe same here

[swift gust]

Why?

[drowsy coyote]

Never discuss in the discussion channel😎😎

[waxen rose]

Amen ‼️

[waxen rose]

I hate halo 3 muahahahahaha

[swift gust]

I killy you

[waxen rose]

Uh oh!

[swift gust]

Halo 3 is peek

[waxen rose]

Halo 5 is peak
Fed 104 content

[swift gust]

What?

[waxen rose]

Fred from halo 5 content in halo 5 makes halo 5 the best halo game

Hope that makes sense

[swift gust]

What, am I missing a reference?

[drowsy coyote]

Fred is a character in the game

[spice wagon]

Yes

[waxen rose]

Fred from halo 5

The goat

[swift gust]

But also, halo 3 peek

[waxen rose]

there can only be one

[swift gust]

And its 3

[waxen rose]

Halo 5

[swift gust]

3

[waxen rose]

Put your hand out and count your fingers and it'll be 5
5 as in halo 5
Halo 5 as in the best halo game

[meager linden]

I just noticed that Fred's shoulders almost looked like Chief's shoulders

[waxen rose]

His shoulder plates look like a smooth sheild

Chief’s look like a hexagon sheild idk if that makes sense

Like a riot sheild ykwim..

Its hard making armor look unique when both characters have a similar stature and physique 💔

[worldly venture]

Halo infinite did it pretty well

Both the shop armor and actual art of him

[waxen rose]

You're right yeah

The halo 4/5 art style was at the detriment to it (for masc armor)

[worldly venture]

I mean what doesn't halo infinite do well with their armor

Its peak majority of the time

you didnt see that

-# right

[waxen rose]

Halo infinate is just way better at it now... Making armor look unique
Though sometimes the chestplates make the shillohetes look samey at times

My spelling might be awful sorry

[meager linden]

I'm liking more gen 2 MJOLNIR design

[hybrid plover]

halo 5s achievement pictures are amazing

[worldly venture]

Silhouette

[waxen rose]

My Grammarly wouldn't help me

[worldly venture]

Haha

[misty shard]

ngl ai apps like that aren't good in the long run

[eager tide]

Any AI in the long run ain't good, lol
Look at Cortana
Jokes aside the premise still stands

[slim sequoia]

gurt yo

[misty shard]

i should design an ai for my spartan

[candid solar]

Frive

[misty shard]

should I do a smart AI or a dumb AI

[candid solar]

Downright moron AI

[dawn marten]

I dont like how I can't blow up vehicles