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What could this possibly mean
He said he was a shadow man, not invisible
Cannibalism
I gotta eat your leg, twin
Sharing is caring
didn't know she was in this server.
Hope i taste gud
I am hungry and haven't eaten in 27 minutes
tainted meat!
Just wiggling around
The wriggle and worm around
Ima get my wormhole to squeeze you
Get em boys!
Halo 4 style
Brutal.....
I just got halo Gangnam emoji styled oh my scallop
They didnt like and subscribe and hit that bell icon for updates on new videos
Come join me in vc im lonely
Peacemaker intro starts playing
I know
For the amount of time I laugh at and think about that show, I’ve never seen a minute of it
But I’m halfway in X Files and Wednesday so I’m reluctant to start a whole new show
first time?
I watch peacemaker and it's amazing
the didact thought the space station was an oven
@hasty zinc are you able to share my feedback for 343 please?
I want to share some feedback for the haloween 2 event and winter contingency 4 event
You can share it on #1039633978841374720 yourself. The dev team reads it.
I want to write a piece to Bungie
What's left of it
Is there a chance they'll get back to me @faint mantle ? I really want them to listen to my message
They don't respond to not get anyone's hopes up or down. But they take all feedback into account.
might be best to share it to former Bungie devs then because they probably laid off the ones that haven't already left
Dp you know if there will be a Thanksgiving event for November? At least it will support the Thanksgiving
Do
we do not have information on future events
I do
I was joking
I dont care enough to write to anyone who isnt my mammy
you can look up past information about events and make an educated guess, which is what we would do
Like this guy named Gus, the day before the falcon was announced, he made a post in #1039633978841374720 saying “please add the falcon vtol to infinite” and they did
I'm pretty sure there will be thanksgiving in november if you're in the us. It's usually on a Thursday. Canadian thanksgiving is next week.
@floral pollen happy early thanks canadian giving twin
@cedar turret am I ok to dm you please about some stuff for halo?
god bless the people that worked on that vtol 😄
I assume the traditional foods are hawaiian pizza and peanut butter
LOLL
I'm just a mod dude, I don't have any inside information
Dont you work for 343?
Hermit is it true halo 7 will have the dance battle mechanic
Since you ooobbviously work for halo studios
Bro said 343 lol
Dead naming halo studios is crazy
is it true that halo 7 will kill locke offscreen
Are you excited about Halo Infinite 2.0 tho
Halo 7 will have Vale return to hit the Gangnam style this is true
I've sent many letters suggesting ridable dragons with customizable breath weapons and chariots pulled by twelve wardens, but so far they've mostly sent restraining orders back.
rename halo studios to 342
@blazing cave is that a game update or something else?
If it's a game update then yea
It’s MY prediction
343 got rid of the employee who designs the creeper jackals so now it's 342
Anyone know how the meteor fall kill effect is unlocked alongside with the locked legendary weapon coatings
Theyve been locked for what feels like months now
you probly have to buy it
I was more referring to the typo that's only present in the beta builds of combat evolved
of the VA of guilty spark saying "342 guilty spark"
342 guilty spark is the evil cousin
I'm just really curious of these legendary weapon coatings, anyone know which ones I mean? Like the ones that says currently unavailable?
Not the battle pass ones
Well you can't jusr say legendary coatings, there's a lot of those
And the ones rhat are unavailable are just, unavailable
they might've been available at one point, but not currently.
Rust belt, star fields, high performance and victory slash
Star Fields is for something related to starfield I forgot
I feel like one day everything is going to be available in the exchange eventually lol
That first is unavailable
Not even the bah-weep-grrraaaaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong coating?
Not even 😔
Ts is the worst news ever
Is there any twitvh dropd for the halo world championship end of October? So october 24th through 26th?
Twitch drops
Itd make sense for there to be
Its horribile........
You have to beat Infinite on LASO first
Crying sobbing rn
We currently know about current ones
No one can see the future
Except me
What’s the next game
Twin!!!!!
Halo 5: 2
@worldly venture How?
most likely, but it will mainly be new stuff.
I have a third eye
flood meteors should be squishy
What does the revealed truth kill effect looks like
Ik it's coming on Tuesday but I hope its Halloween themed, we could do with tons of halloween content from games and everything this year
idk maybe spooky looking
Relaxing outside in your backyard and youre suddenly hit with squishy writhing wriggling meteor
hi
I wish there was Freddy fazbear helmet
I wish halo infinite didn’t have so much things you have to pay for
Ar ar ar ar ar
Come join me in vc
Need the emote too lol
For clarity, moderation staff are volunteers and don't work for the studio. There are studio employees here, but we ask that you don't tag or DM them
My name is Edwin
I made the mimic
It was hard to put the pieces together
@steady jolt that's ok, I understand now, thanks for that, hope your doing well, and I apologize for the s word earlier, it was a spelling typo and its been hard to avoid with my words changing as I type
What about Toy Bonny helmet or Puppet helmet?
All good! 😄
@steady jolt I want to apologise about that and I hope I dont get kicked from this server and community, I love halo
Just check out the rules and don't worry about it.
You're fine, don't worry
Why nightmares tho
Like stinky biohazard water balloons
Thank you, is there any way I can share feedback for future events to 34e members?
It was the mask Micheal wore when he was tormenting his brother
343
For anything related to Halo Infinite, you can make a thread in the #1039633978841374720 forum.
Is that where I can share feedback and If the support team can reach out on?
If then...
What about Fnaf Sister Location?
They have some really good ideas for helmets design
Omg imagine a ennard helmet
You can share feedback there, but you are unlikely to get any direct response from the studio. They do read all feedback that gets posted, and will collate and share it with relevant teams
I forgot that animatronic name, with red hairs(Not Balora)
Babyyyyy
I really hope halo infinite gets an EXCLUSIVE crossover event for the first time? I know it's been 4 or so years but a first collaboration
Yeah
I would do anything for halo infinite
Hayabusa?
Apart from that since I know about that one
I mean ones like from fnaf, stranger things them types of stuff
Sound fun but none of those fit halo
I mean yeah but making items that lokm alike might work even though it's not halo type it's still a good crossover
Fortnite will do a good job with those
Master chief guitar mania
Dead by Deadlight if you're desperate, has both
Oh get this everyone, kill effects of fnaf animatronics a jumpacare when someone gets killed
emphasis on the if ur desperate part
😭
I love dead by daylight but the chirf could never be a killer like that it is just not in character
So a kill effect of someone when someone dies a animatronic comes out of that person and does a jumpscare
i played one game as springtrap and then remembered why I had the game uninstalled in the first place
Did you get bullied
No not at all
at least being bullied would have made it interesting
thats what i get for trying to cheat on being a ghostface killer
Springtrap’s roar in dbd is so weak 💔
Come join me in vc
🦉!
its so corny 💔
I liked friday the 13th a lot more than dbd 
Yo those memes are funnnnyyyyyyy
Tried his best
i heard good things abt texas chainsaw massacre but i never got round to playing it
How many have you watched?
Only like the first 3
I need to watch the rest
I know the rest but haven't personally seen it myself, only kil counts
Yea same here, I think thar shut down? I forgor
I think Halloween is better
Im gonna fight you now
Nah jk, I haven't really watched a Halloween movie but hes cool
add arbiter
Twin!!!!
see this is why i should be in charge of every video game to ever exist
If they were werr desperate for a crossover id say to make him floodified
yk what
100% true
Because DBD is suppose to be a scary game
Only thing thats scary is downloading it
wort wort wort sending you into terror
Takes up half your cloud storage
It does get a little confusing to watch since they did a reboot
💔
Twin!!
is it worth sacrificing the gigabytes..
wrot
nobody in this current halo infinite lobby knows im playing with a rock candy xbox 360 controller connected to my pc rn
You're the guy in the corner of the party
⛓️🥀💔🖤🐺
dude im trying to figure out which new xbox console to get ..do anyone of you suggest one…
…..
series x
Xbox one s
series x
Xbox 360
xbox one s is the worst console to ever exist and i own 2 of them
Series x with 1tb of storage better than Series s since it can play dic and digital. It is a few hundred more though.
Love hate relationship
I started playing halo and it’s boring
mods kick him
It runs halo Infinite so it works for me
at 2 fps 360p
Hold up he has a point
Halo 3 was so boring I dont remember anything about it
send it bomb threats
send this one bomb threats too
I don’t know what those mean
youre right
the xbox one s doesnt have support anymore. if you want to run newer titles then get the x
series x
i’ll just steal that from my cousins
halo 3 slander is insane
Halo: Combat Evolved is so old
Duh
holy
Its 24 years old brah
But I just started and don’t want to skip it but it’s boring so far
master chief dies
no i get his point. ce was boring but it gets better trust me
Play LASO
CE can be a bit of a drag
Darealmasterchief is spreading misinformation
Master chief becomes evil and turns red
not my favourite missions
and fred starts twerking
What copy of ce do you have
Whatever I’ll continue playing it but there is a level where I am always dying. Maybe this time I will pass.
On this bridge with two of these green big aliens
On the halo ring
Oh, Hunter bridge
What level are you on
I'm harnessing 2000s energy by skating and listening to nirvana
Two betrayals
Worst level ever beside the library omg
Yeah, that can be rough. If you have a pistol, wait for them to charge you. Dodge to the side then shoot them in the back
ur in like the worst level lol
next to library
i hate the library
Hunters are a one shot kill in the back with the CE pistol
Nah, library is easy
Just don't rush and stay alert
first time i did it solo on legendary i think it took me too close to 2 hours
My first ever playthrough was on heroic and it took me forever aswell 😭
(I thought the level difficulty you were supposed to play on was heroic) thats why it took me forever
Thanks I didn’t know that
same with snipers
Kwik trip is actually scamming me
Arnold Palmers for $1.29???
This is literally stealing
It's technically a bug, as the pistol was never meant to be that strong, but damn is it handy haha. Hope the rest of the games are a bit more fun for you 😄
That’s what you get when you use a 50 cal pistol
Crazy powerful
Someone please come join me in vc
Palmer for $1.29
Yeah
This master chief collection isn’t even starting sometimes
On windows
It hangs on startup
Might be an issue on your end
My pc has rtx 2080 ti
Is that good?
probably messing up something with the anti cheat. load the game without it
It’s mid end. Should run halo perfectly fine cause that game is so optimized my Samsung fridge could run it
How about 2018 hp work laptop
If you turn all the graphics down and the resolution as low as possible then yeah
Probably 30-40 fps
It started successfully. Level is assault on the control room
I don’t have my pistol
longest level ✨
You can always run passed them
Punch their back
It has an Intel pentium 4417u gold processor
Jump over them and smack em, keep moving in circles and punching
I think it's gonna happen and it's gonna piss me off
Is this good?
Holy unc cpu
It should work I guess just turn all the graphic settings down as low as possible
Bet
Resolution you can mess with. I would recommend 720p and under but if you can run it fine on higher resolutions then do that. It’s all personal preference really
Since I grew up on a 360 I take performance over quality cause I’m used to games looking like butt which I would recommend with your laptop
Just don’t expect to run halo 2 anniversary on that laptop. MCC is very very optimized EXCEPT the remastered graphics for halo 2.
That can barley run on the Xbox series s
holy
My old pc had a single stick of ddr3 8 gb ram
I realized I needed to upgrade after trying to run rdr2
Nearly finished it
Only 25% left
Gonna left phone for the entire night with enadled stream and with lovered brightness
the hope u mustve had attempting
And a gt 710 I think? It was really really bad
I tried running the finals on my laptop like a month ago and swear the thing nearly combusted
Two internet bars is crazy
I thought like 17 fps at the lowest graphics and literally deleting actual in game files to run it was good
You filling with determination
What if instead of internet bars it was candy bars and we moved to candy land and had so much fun
Omg lets move to candy and and eat a house made out of candy
Then an evil candy witch will see how full of candy we are and cook us in her stew
Are you in europe
Alright, see you all tomorrow
NEVER in my life
Somewhere in Europe
That’s so so scary
im back
Are you in Europe?
She will bake us into a pie im actually shaking in fear
will there be candy in the pie
can you eat the candy whilst in the pie
I’m scared please stop
Evil candy witch is coming
I'm will not answer to this question
You no need to known
Wade obviously lives in the shadow realm
I can’t handle this
Shaking in your candy boots
Halo: candy evolved
Master Chief gets lost in candy land and forgets to destroy the halo ring and the flood destroys the galaxy
aint that just wreck it ralph
Cortana is the girl who wants to be a racecar superstar
Cortana is very pretty
Purple cortana
rampancy on the racetrack??
I love drawing ce cortana as just her silhouette as in the game
Her rampancy won't let her escape candy land
You gotta help her before the flood comes
c in covenant stands for candy
I did forget about the convert
The T stands for testosterone shot
That's what I need
This is what real friends are for
The c in caboose stands for candy
I wanna eat caboose
I want Tex to eat me
Someone said I wasn't a true halo fan because I've only played reach
Ignore them
Glaze me
Me and this random blueberry have cooked this sweaty fireteam in husky raid 5 games in a row
I cannot believe this
ur not church </3
Not in a dirty way
Is it wrong to say tex and church shouldn't be together
Isn’t that the whole point of the show
no i think thats the right thing to say
Don’t remind me
They go trauma for trauma together LOLLL
Bruh
Omg you've opened my mi-
Nvm
Its not the cool t4t like I thought
Honestly that would be peak in the cool way
Griff and Simmons are t4t change my mind
I was about to say that
Took the words right out of my mouth homegrunt ✌️✌️
I can read your mind, twin
last i watched rvb was 4 years ago i need to get back on
Same that’s why I’m rewatching it
I watched it at like 8 years old and didn’t understand anything other than “funni halo”
All i really remember vividly is caboose and shiela
Ah man I have no video permission
The best OTP is Sheila and the robot spartan I forgot his name
Omg my second favorite character is the robot guy
I love him he is so me
Lopez is the goat
He used to be my favorite until I saw a docnut edit. And let’s just say.. donut changed my life.
Oh my god 6 games straight
Me and this guy are goated
What if rvb was in candyland
Does anybody know what voice chats you can use your camera in?
it alr is
Discord voice chat
why do u think donuts there
That’s right
red and blue js like sprinkles
I ment in this server
Oh idk
Doc🩷donut is my rvb OTP
What’s OTP im so stupid and ugly
One true pairing
All this time I thought it was some tech process
TRUUUTYHH
LOL it's okay uncle merty
unc merey it’s okay
merey is merty’s evil twin
They hate when I Gangnam style
opa
Too busy drawing doc and donut art
I can’t wait for 6 pm for drama hour
With papoose?
He talks about drama
Oh
Do you need special permissions to stream in the voice channels?
Lol no
Whatever I came further in the game but ill stop now and continue tomorrow
We don't have streaming enabled here
Can we stream the halo 7 announcement tomorrow please
What about using camera
He but like why do you like halo so much? I don’t get it
It’s peak
You just fight against some aliens
Halo 7 dance battle mechanic streaming
What games do you like
Alright we need to be able to vote people out like VETO in halo 3
No more halo 3 thats my vote
Call of duty
Multiplayer was unfortunately peak
Not tryna be a hater but
You just shoot some people
But its online
You’ve CLEARLY never played the peakiest game of all time Roblox
Same with reach but we also need to vote to get rid of halo reach/lh
Halo also has multi-player
Reach was good so you’re wrong
every game can be boiled down to such oversimplifications
I love ksp, and that can be summarized down to "you build and fly rockets/planes"
Kat dying wasnt needed
I tied it but didn’t like the multiplayer
Justice for my goat kat
She’s my wife bro
But its was this old halo
Play halo 5 if you want the cod feel
Maybe the newest one has better multiplayer
Or 4
halo 4 cortane
You will be blown up
Her design was so unnecessary in 4
The art design in halo 4 just wasn't it for me
What about halo infinite?
Purple cortana in halo infinate was PEAK
It’s really good but the mp is more of a balance between modern and old
as a woman let the design eat pls 😔
I haven't touched 4's campaign because I hated it's multiplayer so much
As a former woman
I disagree
The most peak game is skate.3 and you can not convince me otherwise
Please play it it’s the best halo story
WRONG halo 4
I didn't know opinions could be wrong
as a former little girl, i thought she looked so cool back then
Titanfall 1 is like one of the greatest video games to ever be created though. It was so peak cod tried to copy it
Isn’t that what an opinion means
Purple cortannaaa looks good
the didact is written like a superhero villain, which doesn't fit in halo's military, larger than self story
tf3 😿
He was written better in the books I agree
My best friend loved Halo. We played together on his xbox 360 like 13 years ago.
All i wanted was tf3 but knowing ea it would suck in 2025
Unc
Anyone born before 2023 is unc
I only played it a few time though
2026 is basically tomorrow tho you might wanna push that date
20267 😂😂😂
No it's a view or judgment formed about something, not necessarily based on fact or knowledge
😂 👉 🚪
Then how could it be wrong if it’s my view
Only some opinions are wrong honestly
And we also played touchgrind skate 2 on our ipads
My opinion is that my halo 4 disk is haunted because master chief turned evil red help me help me help me help
Okay. Maybe Tuesday
My faith in halo is restored
Just won 7 husky raids straight with two bronze randoms
Best teammates I’ve ever had
The ghost of reach is in my Xbox one s
chief.exe is coming
Hear me out: Halo 5 cortana
SomeRandomUser has been typing for like 5 minutes I’m scared
just some random sentences dw
Writing the next Shakespearean play let him cook
Cortana isn’t a hear me out for me but she has a peak design in all games
one of the vaults in fallout New Vegas made my save unloadable
until I installed an anti crash mod
Wasted potential of a sentence
Sure pal
Cortana is a literal AI
What’s a bad Cortana design?
But like how realistic is the Halo story? Won’t in future robots replace soldiers?
had to have been a glitch because I stepped away from chat for a couple minutes
None
It’s not realistic at all lol
very, hide ur sons and daughters
When the “futurism” pie isnt “futurism” enough
I hope it’s realistic cause Linda 🤤
bro there are robots in halo. and no its not the prometheans
halseys cooking rn
Banished to the shadow realm
But like with the advancements in technology like AI, Genetic Engineering and Robotics I’m sure we will be able to create super soldiers
She is pretty though
That’s too many replies
1 emp and you have no army
system overload give him a second
I mean I guess. It was created in like 1999 so they didn’t think about that
someone out theres alr roleplayed chief and cortana with chatgpt alr so
soon 🤞
What.
What.
can we please not have a spartan 2 program id rather we didnt
sorry kids
Someone check her search history
internet is magical
The technology already existed at back then. It just wasn’t as advanced
I genuinely don’t know bro. Ask the old bungie devs who wrote it sorry
Off to the slammer with you
i want a lawyer
Better call Saul
Why are you suggesting we check hers? Sounds like someone who wants to hide THEIR search history
i accept
Who is you
yeah check his
Ermmm… /e shy
my new lawyer
yo mama
Got a chuckle out of dareal
ur fired icl

What
I think Halo is a bit unrealistic because of how few robots it has. I mean the games take place in the 2500's
Cause it wanted to be original
prepare to feel the wrath of atriox
clankers got discriminated against
Atriox is gonna feel me? What
bruh
We literally, physically, cant know if 2500 will be full of robots everywhere
They deserve it
H2A if you saw her neck 🤣
he can feel your location down to the nearest centimeter
H2A Cortana was fine af don’t lie
@worldly venture Can because he can see into the future
her ingame model doesnt have a neck period
her neck cant be fine if it doesn't exist
she was a diva
So was chief
Chief??? Who is this divaaaa🩷🩷
who do u think taught her to be a diva
He was very sassy in 3. That one scene where he’s looking over at Cortana on the table and his hips are swaying
The only good thing to come out of 3’s story
Chief had a snatched waist in combat evolved
He was such a diva
shakira shakira
Baddie
That's not baddie she is depressed
The best ones are
baddies can be sad too
H2A non-blur cortana is probably the worst in the franchise
?
I love blur studios
I just don’t like non in engine cutscenes though
For some reason this makes me want to play h2a
idk why, it looks terrible lol
Liar
thank you
Cortana looks like a sad wet dog in that image
the downgrade is real
Why you always in the mood
They got rid of her purple
They ruined my GOAT
im pretty sure they also made the CGI cinematics for sonic 06
which is one of the few shining spots in that glichfest, the quality of the CGI cutscenes
Erm, women don’t DOWNGRADE. I’m 6,7 and a feminist so stop talking like that.
You're 4ft 9 dont lie
last drink you drank?
Your right she upgraded
not green enough gtfo
It’s not my right what do you mean
A real 6’7” femininist drinks matcha (me)
Labu
I am drinking matcha RIGHT NOW
name a woman
💀
Omg omg omg impanicking
You said they didn't downgrade. I was agreeing and said the upgrade
😅
Cortana.. Linda.. Sam..
You used the wrong “your” and I wanted to make a dad joke sorry
miranda keys
you dont even drink matcha how do u know that
I’m just naturally a feminist
holy
Kelly gay the girl who writes halo books
hes not like other feminists
you say r female?
I think it’s cause I grew up with an absent dad and I have autism
took you a whole minute
used google
What
the visuals overall on her are a downgrade IMO, the hair looks like a wig and I'm not a fan of her overall design in H2A (non-Blur)
NUH UH!!
I looked at my bookshelf
thank god her ingame model is infrequent because i nearly forgot about this
Ummm ummmmmmm ummmmmmmmmmmmm
Uhhhhhh
Hmmmmmmm
Master Chief? No
Uhhmmm uhhhhh vale?
What is matcha?
*must not laugh must not laugh
Yes I was just joking lol. Her design is fine but I wish they kept the 3 model like in halo cea
wait... you have a book written by a woman on your bookshelf.... holy feminism
Peak
Ftm masterchief
matcha and feminist literature this guy wins
I have a mom. Feminism
Yay!!!!!
ok cool, I just wanted to clairify, I don't want it to seem I meant it that way
I am number one fem
Is it a drink?
just a mum? pfft
her blur cutscene model is probably my second favorite
Yes
Sorry I can’t get a girlfriend
Errrm I have multiple moms
If Toriel from undertale counts
Ugh.. why don’t women date guys who play halo all day!!!
Sounds like a form of coffee
all women count 🫶
thats what egirlfriends are for
Matcha is not coffee
Idk what it is lol I think it’s tea?
Matcha is tea
its tea
No, that’s what ChatGPT is for /j
Certified c.ai user/j
i think it was your chat history we were meant to check
I’m kidding
(edited)
Don’t even joke lad
He's lying check his chatgpt history
on it
We're checking YOUR history
lol
No
o hell no
“ChatGPT can you role play as Linda 058 for me?”
that line came too naturally to you
erase my history 🤣
Jarvis, make ChatGPT 7 feet tall, muscular, woman, spartan 4, sniper, and incredibly beautiful please.
Suspicious….
I sound like a nerd bro never again will I type that
all women are beautiful :////
Even the ladybug
I know especially Linda
dont play it off like ur not used to it
For some reason only women pull out tasers when you abuse them in skate 3
Don’t you say that word again
Buddy I am not trust me
egirlfriend 🚒
Is there eboyfriends
Now are we talking online or ai
EBoyfriends all went extinct last year
discord reverse harems
Linda-058 chat bot egirl when
When you abuse the men they run mach 5 and hit you
we all collect gamerboys and make them fight each other like pokemon these days :/
Halo: eboy evolved when
Truth nuke
I choose you!! Xx_gamerboy2001_xX
Xx_gameboy2001_xX died in battle in 2023....
No..
maybe dont smh
Omg….
I will spread the word..
im not fully over it yet
Is this true….
Damn..
You mean fainted?
Xx_Gamerboy2001_xX….. We miss you…
Rip Xx_gamerboy2001_xX 🦆 (couldn’t find the 🕊️ emoji)
LOL
btw do you guys think halo needs a odst or our own spartan game?
There’s two of those
But like do we need more
I meant like by halo studios or someone else
We are forgetting about the worlds best man ever: Buck
i think halo needs a lot of things 🍵
My husband buck
What it doesn't need is battle Royale
I will fight you to the death.
Make it free, battle royale, and add tons of micro transactions and Rick and Morty skins
He’s so fine 🤤🤤
That will save halo omg you are onto something
I'd rather have stupidity in cod
in game concerts pls pls pls
That's already there
That's what I ment
Cod sucks
Cod can keep its microtransactions
battle royale is stupid
There was a baddie in the bo7 trailer though
i want to give hatsune miku a gravity hammer
Who
Someone
Instead of cortana we should just replace her with miku in all halo games
I need to know
No replace her with me
ive been saying this since birth
I can’t send images
Tell me the name
Miku audition: start singing
I will replace Cortana and transition to a woman
I don’t know
Ill have to watch it
final form feminist
That sounds like a game
halo 7
Put the fries in the bag bro
Put the ChatGPT in the halo script bro
The genre would be Action/Roleplay
Put the easily hackable backwall in the Microsoft game bro
I like it but it would be hard to get right for halo
The firewall is just a message that pops up and says “don’t hack us please!!”
“We’ll do anything!!!” ahh message
Cortama and le Atriox should get kill off in thr next game and replace them with the peakest vocaloid, cul. It will be epic g#mer swag as the prophecy say.
Linda should date me in the next halo
I think Halo Studios could say “you’re a Spartan doing a team exercise on a headset” and spin it that way to make it somehow fit I guess
Not that they'd ever do it
Date auto corrected to taste and I almost got banned for life
dont give them ideas
Hear me out: Kate from Reach
WHo
You heard me
True
Kate? Do you mean Kat?
leave kat alone
I thought it said kat not kate
yeah she is a corpse
Pre death
time travel be better
I'm not that freaky
Hear me out but better: carter
You just said buck was your husband
I’m not attracted to him
bucks a girl
He’s just very handsome
I am also male so no carter. He is handsome though.
I am a male and I say yes carter
I like linda better
Then he gets hit once and crashes the ship💔
You get it kid.
😉
sleeping on emile </3
Emile is bald
Bro linda is genuinely the prettiest woman in gaming
So is my dad what’s the issue
LOL
Emile is the my favorite noble team member
mask stays on
Emil carve skull so he col..
Emile ruined his helmet that isnt cool
He can’t see now
Emile is very generic, just a ghost ripoff
he's dead, so that tracks
If he didnt do that maybe he couldve dodged the elite 😔
I think kats better
As in ghost from cod?
Byeah
EM BUT AND HIPS DON'T LIE
Okay here’s the list of attractive halo characters
1: Master chief
2: Linda
3: kat
4: buck
5: arbiter
pretty sure a skull on a mask predates Call of Duty
You're gonna get put in the shadow realm
arbiters not high enough
I don’t rate her based on but and hips
dead serious
alright alright
His shrimp posture 😔
I think we're going a little too far here lol
He’s a flipping sangheli
lol I'd send a dm if I wanted 🤣
Not far enough
🦐
Please don’t I do not wanna see that
Id allow it
I want popcorn shrimp now for dinner
Popcorn chicken
isn't that fried chicken
Different things
What is popcorn chicken
🤣
Circle chicken
fried chicken popcorn sized
What is circle chicken
Popcorn chicken
I dont think arbiters bad
Chicken in ball shape
Mid at best
Wow tiny fried chicken bites
Kfc is better
arbiters so fine
He would be hard to kiss
kfc does like 50 boxes of them
where theres a will theres a way
I'll take Kfc over canes any day
Chicken tenders are in long way
idk how sangheli reproduce
You know who's not fine? The guy who playes master chief in the show.
Nuggets are in circle shape
Hola
that guy pmo
Please don’t
Dont pmo he is good looking
ok that's enough guys, let's change topic
Halo show was good and chief was fine asf
No he's not
Back to chicken
Soy master chief
can u research it for me i dont want it in my search history
Show good not actor
I got an A on my first college biology exam!!!!
they shouldve never taken his helmet off in the show
Eh...
and why was bro hanky pankying with ppl
what a downgrade in colour
Whos the real master chief here
He plays cheif well but face is not good
Green dishes? Ew
Jesus Christ SO MANY DIFFERENT TOPICS AT ONCE OH MY LORD
sunny side up or scrambled
You are real master chief
Why are you pink chief
the blue looked good but they're swapping most of their stuff for the lifeless colours
I DONT KNOW LEAVE ME ALONE
Okay. That is the fine china
oh sorry for ping
Honey we have guests over
Bring out the fine china
I have these!!
Si si
I was thinking about picking them up
wheres the cutlery
Walmart still has them
Well a bunch got broke, but I still have some dishes left
Really need to buy a new set
I never got the fine china meme. What’s fine about china
I really really want the master chief helmet liquor glass
It looks sooo cool
Would love this
I’ll give you $5
don't let your dreams be dreams
aegis you got that "not funny didn't laugh" video
the chief one?
Quiero decir, ¿para ti el Jefe Maestro parece rosado
theres a bunch in the shop in my city if that helps
yea
nah, I never had that one
I'll have to ask my mammy really nicely for Christmas
Oh I have a master chief mug
That’s very hard to clean cause of the shape so it rots in my covert
time to find toxics posts
Omg where did you find it
I have been wanting that for years
Target when halo show released
wish we had target here 😔
Canada?
El rosa nunca me queda bien, me convertiría en un blanco fácil si me atraparan.
I was so disappointed with the master chief helmet mug
no
Time for me to go on eBay (or Amazon)
the pics online were MUCH better than the actual mug
Mexico
didn't even need to scroll down much
exactamente
Why is his neck there😭😭
That’s mine
compared to the pics online
wtf you got scammed
Woah that’s crazy different lmao
Omg they made him so ugly irl what
Whst have they done to my helmet
False advertising
Actual scam
Holy scams Batman
I was pretty miffed, but oh well
That mug wouldn't even work properly
America
im tripping i cant see my own messages
Probably cause of spam
hell no
Mhm
At least he looks cute on your mantle I suppose
Brazil?
nop
they have an EU role bro
dont tell him
I have enough Halo merch to make up for it 😛
Puerto rico
Africa
Yay!!
ur doing so well but no
Thank you
no
Mexico
Uk?
There we go
I might join the pottery club soon and of I do I might venture and make a master chief mug (if I dont make a fred one first LOL)
YES I did amazing I got every one right 👊
Venture Overwatch
Guess where im from
cant fathom how proud you made me
can you eventually get to making noble 6 out of glass
Overwatch reference!!1!1!1!!
America
he already is 
That's if I join the glass blowing club
Which I am already in
No
Your house?
he might be on holiday
I think bro might be from earth
Just a hunch
I’m from earth
bit of a stretch
Whoops just leaked my location damnit
I know where you are in the solar system now
Guess my country
Mexico
budapest
just look at his bio

Mombasa Hans Zimmer
No info
you can narrow it down to 2 countries from the first line
No
America and Canada
he said hes not american
I’m half Mexican
This is like that card game
“Guess which fruit I am”
great soundtrack
I'll be the judge of that
oh yeah prove it
Are you mexican or mexiCANT?
No my friend
I’m gonna cry if you keep being mean to me
well I replied to the wrong msg but yk h8
no dont cry
ik 🤝
You seem to know Espanol?
Not very convincing yet...
stay strong queen
Queen*
mexicans dont cry i dont think
Took it in school
Mexican dont cry, instead they start hitting the Gangnam style
Are you canadian
And then they die
I haven't actually seen Inception yet but I have seen Paprika so tbf
thats what i said
No but I wish
Maybe in 2012
...when did that song come out again?
nice way to go out
Murica
No
He’s from the past 🇩🇪
Tomorrow
Hint?
i was in elementary school.... and now im not in elementary school
Dudes can be called queen so stop assuming
Very hot
The date is October 4th, 2012
