#general-chat
1 messages · Page 924 of 1
Time put to end console wars
indeed
I'm not against the end of the console wars, that has become nothing but a pit full of toxic waste at this point
i was about to ask the same thing, it keeps getting stuck on loading match.
The normal way?🥀
Clanker
Does this mean chief is a clanker sympathizer?
Yes

I can say anything about Cortana actually, and I believe she is a clanker
Clanka sounds too casual
I like the blue lady tho :[
I like the blue lady too but she's still a clanker regardless
I'm always right I am Cortana
I thought Cortana was dead
It is
She is dead
quick somebody make a Halo parody of The Clone Wars TV Series intro sequence
A codeless clanker
proceeds to return as the villain
I genuinely wonder how the community was when they found out cortana returned after having an emotional speech before her death.
Yea. Same here
collab gonna be fun in like 10 mins
Dropping in 10 mins! 
4 mins y’all, then time for the helljumpers to Helldive
“We are dropping into hell troopers time to grow a pair!”
Give em hell jumpers
Woo time to spend another $30 USD on both my Xbox and ps5 accounts for the odst warbond
Cortana: My death was greatly exaggerated
👁️ 👁️
YEAH
It’s lit 🔥
Fr mine is at 14%🥀✌️
TRAINING COMPLETED ACHIEVEMENT AT 0.17%
I’m gonna update mine when I wake up later
We speed running achievements
I can't remember which halo game i think it was 2 i don't remember if it was Johnson or just a SGT voice giving a speech to the ODSTs
I would get Helldivers for the ODST Warbond but sadly I'm broke
Are the servers down?
"everyone else gets a nice comfortable ride on a ships to the surface, not you all tell me how you're going?" "We go feet first sir!"
can't remember if that's halo 2 or odst
you mean Halo or Helldivers?
Helldivers
I mean I'm positive the Halo fanbase has overloaded the servers
Update it bro 💔
I dont need to update it
or Xbox playerbase in general
Why update is happening 😭
Are older builds even playable
Damn alr
Where’s my ODST warbond at WHERE IS IT
Youll get it! In about 4 hours
warbond drops in 4 hours
Bruh
that being said i am taking a 4 hour power nap
tbf not everyone is awake in America where MS is located rn
🗿 Ight I got a 4am-12pm work shift I’m good just gonna push a difficultly before I gotta get off
🤯omg thanks i did not know that 😲
sarcasm detected

i mean.. AH is based in Sweden iirc so it's all over the place either way catch you ODSTs in 5-6 hours on the field
🫡
oh yeah I forgot Halo Studios isn't behind helldivers 😅
Which time will it come in Asia
@loud edge
Me ?
🏚️
PlayStation guys will attack Xbox players 😭
Remember Reach! Defend New Alexandria in the Seychel Beach system!
Are the servers down or something ? Every time I join firefight it’s just me
(Streaming infinite)
Any ideas?
I checked Xbox server status they seem fine
I was able to join a custom game fine
Seysel Beach is in more dire situation than at Barabos.
I named my ship “prophet of truth”
wow copying my ship name since 6 months ago? smh
Mine is Halo of the people
Pls give me some better names if you can
HEY I can name my ship aegis of mercy 🤣
There is arbiter also !!
The Hamish Beamish
My ship's name is Halo of Judgement
What name will make the Helldivers mad 😎
nothing
🥲
wow theres already 70k people on in the morning
is that from steam charts
No it's from the game it's showing but idk if it is accurate 😕
yeah i just got 92k, i missed a big sector in bugs
elected representative of family values
Half of the people are attacking the planets that are already taken I think they should attack the one's that are under attack
for those of you with the deluxe edition that can get a free warbond, i recommend this one, simply for the grenade. very op
the explosive bow is also very good for closing bug nests
Can PlayStation Xbox and pc players play together? In Helldivers 2
yes
Nice
Alright noted, I did get super citizen
How does super earth have almost infinite Helldivers 😐
people saw super earth itself got attacked, people enlisted
just today the new fleet of super destroyers were ready for the Xbox players, who we had to secure training grounds for a few months ago, they've been adding lore reasons for this
@obsidian wyvern democratic destruction right?
I ain't gonna kill civilians now
detonation, yes
UNSC is more based
Helldivers or odst
Remember Reach
that's probably the best one to get first for sure
Why isn’t there halo stuff on hell divers 2 yet
its in an hour and a half
Ahh
Those times
May, Super Earth is under attack by illuminates "Great Host"
in an hour Halo meets managed democracy
ODSTs are here! Except the warbond
New helldivers players
Please don't take the tesla tower, it will kill you, even if it's friendly
I will do whatever it takes
It's been a while since I've been this excited. I'm very happy to see new players
I like the warbond too. I have everything setup and ready to go, my skin is already itching thinking about that armour
gm
Just got democratic demolition, gonna get the credits to buy ODST’s warbond when that comes out
Best warbond!
🎷
Tesla Tower is good
helldivers 2 has dropped 
Xbox players don’t need training we’ve been dropping into hell since 2009 
Ayyo
Yes, against bugs
and against helldivers
That too also💀
Feet first into hell
8 mins
Question? If I were to post a halo meme, which channel is appropriate?
There is no channel for it
Are we sure the warbond is 1500 super credits
Then it shall be posted here
…. Oh. Thank you
Revenant told me yesterday that it's 1500
I'm not sure currently
yes
Well I guess I need to buy
Yeah they confirmed that
Btw after I get warbond will I get it all or I need to grind to get those yellow things
I swear it's #1076327824924872755 because memes are against the rules
People going mad in Helldivers 2 discord 💀
You need medals to progress through a Warbond
Ok nice I can do that
Yeah wow there is no meme channel at all
No memes allowed here, had no idea
@worn trout my bad bro there are no memes allowed at all
Ah. I will delete then
I swear at one point it was #1076327824924872755 but I guess I was wrong
I am hyped to much
It's more for Halo related stuff
Memes are not allowed here
And also memes are against the rules so none at all
I'm still waiting for mine to patch 
Yep
New content just arrived
I'm definitely back to helldivers
Looks like now we can fight against bugs underground
The Xbox reinforcements showed up at a hell of a time, we're getting caves / hive worlds soon
Deep rock galactic
He's gonna look worse than Keyes if he's down there
I got the cape and nameplate
Already bought 315 super credits
122,318 players that's halo infinite dream now 😕
yeahh
Guys, did 3d printers exist in 2007??!??!
And what does it look like?
3d printers have been around for decades no?
The believe commercials in 2007 have 3D printed figures!!!! Wtf
Like...1980s?
I use 3d printers and there is no way the quality was that good in 2007
The ODST helmet is so not familiar to me
I cant post an image for some reason wtf
The ability to embed and upload images is disabled by default. This privilege is granted to users who have the Inheritor role, which is automatically assigned by our bot based on various factors.
That's a joke lmao
You can upload to imgur and post the link
And looks like we will have flying bile titans💀
Various factors? I cant post an image? Ahahhaahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahhahahhahahaha
Will this warbond stay forever
yes
YEAH
Don't screw up in October.
immunity to leg damage is huge
does the armor have a heavy variant?
Ya im not jumping through hoops to post an image to a forum. Go look for yourselves. The believe commercials have 3d printed figures. When they zoom the artifacts are clear.
no
or normal one only
i really do like that perk
I tought they were gonna add a heavy ODST and a light ODST variant
no one said that
Okay? There were 3d printers for many years before that I dont get the point 😄 Or are you moreso surprised to see it
even dares is medium
Aaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhh
My Xbox is not compatible with Helldivers
Total waste of my money
Surprised to see the quality. 20 years later we sre just now getting to that detail. Im shocked.
It looks like a high detail FDM printer
The first printers I saw were 10 years after that and waaaaayyyy worse quality.
I'm just gonna run pc though I main xbox
A lot of technology starts in research/lab settings before being available publicly. Im pretty sure thats how 3d printing started in the 80s ish. My guess is very costly too
Ok, good to know???
so no light or heavy armor
only the closest 3 sectors have this many players already
I'm saying because mine can't either
I wanted a heavy variant 🙁
I know. But quality is the point. Ive been using the tech for over a decade. Im well versed. This in 2007 seems WILD
What?
Illuminates are again near the Sol system?
I’m just mad
Instantly like 5 people in the Helldivers served blamed me for not upgrading my Xbox and spending hundreds
look how clase they are wade
Welp...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tfOFaUf8z8 You might enjoy this then, near the end they show the 3d printed pieces being connected
We cooked then if they hit SE again
Yeah i love this. They never outright say anything about 3d printing in this clip.
4 randoms
HD2 downloaded 
no time to play tho 
That and Pillar of Autumn were the first ones I looked for, and Aegis of Fate. But unfortunately no.
nor Chief of Mastery.
I thought that server about Halo, not helldivers...
I'm definitely using the pillar of autumn
That channel is about bringing Halo to other places, and Super Earth is another place!
This channel is about games in general 🙂
long as I don't get shot down and broken into by automaton 😅
Helldivers was gonna be about helljumpers, but the halo people said no
That true too
If you see that word combination, show it off to us!
its not there
Will do. Gotta make sure HD2 downloads correctly
adds hell divers to the filter 
Well, looks like it’s back to being overly content with halo infinite again
It didn't have such names, iirc
yeah i thought it did, i was wrong
Yeah I didn't see them either.
Was thinking of you. Closest was "Aegis of Fortitude".
oh so there is an Aegis?
yes
There is! Aegis + of [X]
hmm, I may need to pick this up at some point. I really did enjoy playing the first one with my buddy years ago
One of us!
Can you tell me your friend code?
I can add you to my friend list
your friend code is randomly generated each time u login
They have dawn tho right?
Isn't it permanently?
dont think so
i got the halo gear in helldivers. the AR rules
i named my Hammer of Dawn after gears of war
Question. Do you have to wear a cape in HD2
yeah sadly
big damage, low ammo count. Wish it was the MA5B
Ofc
It's permanent, you can't even take off cape
That sucks.
I would have loved to have been able to take off the cape. I think it's a useless consumer of CPU power imo
Yep. Makes the ODSTS look silly I think
Then again fully understand it's their game so they're rules
For any Helljumpers who are becoming Helldivers today, hit me up if you'd like a guide or a coop friend
my CPU is already barely able to run the game
15 to 20fps during combat in super helldive
ryzen 5 1400, below the minimum requirements
well below tbh
the minimum is ryzen 5 1500 I believe
lemme check
ryzen 5 1500x
also doesn't help that I got a Rx 570
I need to update my mod that removes capes
A lot of the armors look better without a cape tbh
You'll likely never see an official capeless option in Helldivers though, it's a lore thing
and I got a ryzen 5 5600 sitting in storage until I can complete my custom build
my current build is a hand me down PC that's very limited in upgradability because Dell is incompetent with CPU support with their motherboards (only first gen ryzen 5 supported despite being am4)
ODST warbond is here!
Gotta restart the game if you've had it open for the past hour
not a real helldiver ☝️
*That one Vojak meme picture
It's so good. I just wish the shotgun was med penetration
But hey I'll take 605 raw dmg
This is it baby, hold me
Never use shotgun
Use Eruptor
God I’m so disappointed
I was so excited to play Helldivers
I'm gonna run the assault rifle full time
I'm never switching off this baby
Good luck running with AR against bots
how's the game on xbox
Should be fine until the enemy numbers start tanking in higher difficulties
I'm kinda worried about the performance in xbox
I already struggle to run the game with my 2060
I'm running the game in 900p low settings at 20fps
and I can't optimize the settings any better because my bottleneck is CPU related
that being said I've been used to games running like garbage because I've never had a good history of amazing specs
I played through the entirety of black mesa and subnautica Below minimum requirements
i can play 30 fps with 1080p on my xbox 360
the og Xbox did some games in 720p, I believe?
wait tell ur specs i might be able to help u
ryzen 5 1400
Rx 570 4gb
32gb DDR4 memory
debian 12
I'm below the CPU requirements for helldiver's 2
bro why do u have 32 gigs of ram 😭😭😭😭 u coudve saved that money for a better gpu
Im gonna be able to upgrade to a ryzen 5 5600 once I get a case and power supply for my custom build so I can move on from this upgrade limited prebuilt
*cpu
the current PC I got, has a Dell motherboard that only supports first gen ryzen 5 despite being am4
at least I got this prebuilt for free
Good morning people, or whatever time it is for you all.
bro how are u playing anything w that specs 😭😭😭😭
its like 7 pm for me
7am for me.
damn
before this PC and also having a steamdeck, I was on a hand me down Thinkpad with Intel integrated graphics
Intel i7-8550U
we have master chief knockoff overhere
16:11 for me, and it's evening
So 4pm.
Yes
More like mobile friendly version of the chief but sure.
Nova 3 was so goated
Agreed.
If only Nova was continued after Legacy.
I suppose Nova did not want to follow the steps of Halo.
My specs is
Ryzen 5 5600
Nvidia GeForce RTX 3060 12 GB
32 GB DDR 4 memory
I mainly upgraded to 32gb long ago because modded ksp
nah it's because Gameloft was bought over and it kinda died
Truly a shame, but hey at least there's the trailers as relics of sorts. I remember when NOVA 3 was a thing Kal's face was EVERYWHERE. I could not scroll on most sites without seeing him, and I'd say that's a good thing.
@wispy dawn No advertising or affiliates here please
my specs are rtx 3060 12gb ryzen 5700 and 16 gigs of ddr4 and my laptop has intel i5 11th gen nvidia mx350 and 16 gigs of ddr4 ram
Anyone know how are the Helldivers enjoying their new ODST reinforcements?
Ill be diving as soon as I get home. My cats will have to deal with the lack of pets today.
Oh that's tempting fate right there
Overwhelming majority are friendly and welcoming. Very cool to see in this day & age!
who thinks halo 3 is the best halo in history
Yeah, helldivers are not toxic
Because we are fighting for managed democracy over the galaxy
That's good to hear. Hopefully they pick up some new tricks from the Helljumpers
What you expecting to see?
It's just collaboration, non less
Armour and weapon from Halo universe
thats a surprise for sure, but a welcome one
guys
how to get the halo tag back
i accidently changed it to mc
oh wait i found it nvm
Spittin’ fax 🗣️
Campaign wise probably halo2 apart from the endind
nah Halo 4 campaign best campaign
The nano suit change to chief story annoyed me and poor Spartan ops but it is brilliant 😎 good taste btw
Who is using a fax machine in the big 2552??
Honestly, I wish they had approached creating Spartan Ops like it was an actual second campaign and focused more on quality for the missions than quantity
decided to take the plunge (pun not intended) and buy Helldivers 2
Like, if we get a new version of Spartan Ops, that's how I'd approach it
if theres one thing Halo 4 100% did right its that it made Halo lore less vague and confusing
John Halo to tell the Covenant he’s giving back their bomb.
I also love the Forerunners vs Humans plot, lowkey makes me yearn for a Human-Forerunner war game
just imagine that right now
and the game ends with The Flood overwhelming the Forerunners
Its taking awhile idk when the bomb will arri-
oh yeah does anyone know if the Halo 2 restored lighting is any good?
last time I played the lighting wasn't just bugged but it hurt my eyes because it was bugged
I think they should have more content on the AH
sorry but whats the AH (cue the entire bar looking at me like I'm insane lol)
I'm not new to Halo I just haven't played it in awhile ever since I migrated to a newer steam account
I did rebuy MCC though because yeah
still have to rebuy the Infinite campaign
ancient hoomans
Lol
ah lol
Cortana?
you mean the server? yeah its owned by Halo Studios
so yes its official
Yea
What's up
Yes!
I hate how they swapped the charon class frigate for the strident but it's fine ig
I'm surprised that Halo divers are heading straight to New Alexandria at Seysel Beach
There’s a New Alexandria in Helldivers?? lol
There is
That’s funny
Ironic
Halo
It’s supposed to be Cortana 😔
Cortanas a mantis?
Oh you see it, nvm lol


Sorry it's so funny seeing people talk about Cortana
As a skin or voice? Lol
Thx 🥹
Both 😈
Maybe just the voice lol
How do I report someone to staff
dm @bleak yoke if it's server moderation related
Cmon man, I just wanted cortana in-game 😔
Guy odst armour or odst assault rifle
ODST assault rifle??
Assault rifle
What
What
What what ??
The assault rifle bro
They were on about smth else
The AR is pretty fun
Armour or AR
Yeah I know lol I was just goofing
🤣
Ya like jazz
the ODST is strong with this one.
I think an emote where the helldiver is playing the saxophone would be hilarious.
I think a squirtle odst with the saxophone would be 🔥
It works for sure!
There’s only one person here who can make it happen 
how is everyone enjoying helldivers?
Odst armour
Ok thanks
Dude i’m playing mcc and there’s noone on these damn servers
Rip mcc
I’ve been sitting here for 20 minutes and there’s noone
What are you searching? And what are you playing on
Playing on pc with controller, reach ce anniversary anything
Steam Im guessing? Reach CE Anniversary isnt really popular but I would assume theres at least a few lobbies
Yes steam
Its a really unpopular playlist, but they dont actually care about that it just kind of cycles semi-randomly throughout the year
Shotty Snipers is (maybe) out tomorrow for example and that one is usually really populated
Maybe bc of Helldivers 2 Collab
😄 Yeah it usually has a lobby or two. Its like Rocket Race usually thats the same people over and over
Fr whenever I play a custom game in halo infinite same guys if not today then Tommorow
Tomorrow gonna return
Got a reach swat
Halo when are u gonna rate fan clips
they've had a couple community montages in the past, but don't know if it will happen again.
ya'll think halo will ever have writing as good as it did back in the day?
The books are better than ever.
also depends on your definition of "back in the day"
Good cold evening people of Halo
some people don't like h3's story.
Rah
As a fan of Arby in H2, it takes a hit for how it handled him.
as a fan of the previous 2 entries before Halo 3 it's takes a hit in general
that's not to say I don't like it, I do but
halo 2 beats halo 3's story very easily, although I do still prefer halo 3's campaign over 2
3 plays better and has more memorable levels
2's set pieces are very memorable
but so are some of 3's
2 is peak halo story
3 is peak gameplay cus ingame its just hype moments and aura
agreed
What other halo game has you take on 2 scarebs At the same time?
Wars don't count
In this episode of the Official Xbox Podcast, we're diving into the big release of the day: Helldivers 2 is here! We're talking to Mikael Eriksson of Arrowhead Games and Corrine Robinson of Halo Studios about all things Helldivers 2, the ODST Warbond, and how everything came together behind the scenes.
00:00 Introduction
00:51 What is Helldiver...
wish we got the scarab fight in reach.
Heck yeah
Prophet of truth? Nah I’m the prophet of democracy
The democracy im feeling today is overwhelming
Yea I did
Nice to know it ain't just me
yea just kinda double checked and then boom it appeared
Joke so unfunny we gotta execute you
so relevant right now
i forgot ab that video
Noble six needs my help? Fr fr? Ong?
he did it for another game franchise too, cant remember which
Too bad Six… I spent all my money trying to get the rare 0.003% shiny master chief skin in the halo gacha game that totally exists
ended up with 57 common guilty sparks 😒
Why are Halo infinite players so buns half of the time
What
Hi
hahahaha
Took them losing a large sum of money and boycotting for them to actually respond
Hmm.
Like we can always switch to another first person shooter??
They're not special
They certainly didnt make money when barely anyone was pre-ordering their new games
Aka they lost money
Lol
As someone who played and purchase a fair amount in BO6, I am totally against this: the crazy skins made it easier for a bad player like me to identify and kill enemies. 
Skill? Never heard of it /lh
Haha
Remember Reach! Secure New Alexandria HellJumpers!
Im tired of remembering reach
That's sooo 2552
New Alexandria gets a second chance lol
We wont let it fall this time and we dont need spartans for it
This time, we're gonna save it
nah
Love that they did this!
Spartan hate goes crazy
Anyway keep it up
Noble 6 still ded
Took them long enough
ngl New Alexandria should of been on Calypso but i dont think the illuminate would DARE step foot on it again after what we did to them
Think battlefield got em scared?
They are near the Sol system...
But wait...
If Reach was first, then it should be Halo, and then should be Earth
Time for conspiracy theories
We have John helldiver for it
Really? Right in front of my Halo? 🙁
honestly the game was mid
John Halo wake up we need you
As a BF6 hype train rider, experiencing both betas made me sit and wonder if I'll pre-order the game. I was kind of just exhausted by it rather than tantalized to want to play it 10x more.
Battlefield learned from mistakes and returned to form, I don’t think every fps should be like it but every fps should do what dice did with feedback
No ?
BO7 was still ahead in preorders in both Xbox & PS5. Than BF6 lol
Curb the consumerism please I didn’t mention pre orders
theyre right though, too big to fail
Good night people of Halo
It was cool to read their beta feedback. I hope they do another beta with the bigger battle format stuff. The smaller scale of the betas ended up sapping the fun towards the end.
They’ll 100% make maps bigger
Good puzzle night! Forgot to congratulate on that absolutely massive puzzle you finished. Very cool!
That was a focal point of the complaints I think they’ll listen
Then where did you get that they’re scared of BF6???
I finished it a long time ago
It just been pinned to the wall
Not pre orders
But thanks
Because obviously in sells , it’s not the reason 
Mmm I would like someone else to take a shot with battlefront
halo infinate and beyond or whatever
Naturally any product publisher is going to be aware of threats to its access to consumer dollars: it's just normal competition. With BF6 having EA behind it and a big marketing push, COD rightfully identifies it as a priority threat just as any business would do.
Well it’s not the first time
Cosmetics in Halo have never carried forward, nor have HS said anything about cosmetics carrying forward, HS doesn't need to put out a statement like this
They buckled hard for Infinite and Vanguard, but they continue to steamroll.
hes talking about sticking to a style
There’s multiple occasions I can think of where activision and treyarch collapsed under pressure
infinite had its moments with customisation
I'm just very happy that BF is injecting some real head-to-head competition against COD. Players can only win when there's big dogs competing for our time and money.
Halo's always had some goofy looking stuff, but it's always been designed in a way that fits into Halo, like Hayabusa or Haunted
Helldivers 2 is peak
And if you're referring to the artstyle shift in Halo 4 and 5, they literally shifted to a more classic artstyle for Halo Infinite
Neither is Yoroi or eagle strike
There are very few cosmetics in infinite that deem the “straying from the path” judgement
Better than infinite for now
I disagree with that
Shhh.. Not infront of my cat ears helmet cosmetic
yeah like a few examples from the previous games compared to so much of infinite is unfair
but 80% is overblown
There are far more that do fit then not
Cat ears fit the theme.. totally 😭
The hazmat stuff even if ugly fits
The only cosmetics I feel which don't fit in Halo are the Eaglestrike cosmetics, but that's because they feel more like something from Fallout than Halo. It's not that they're bad designs, they just stray a little too far from what Halo goes for
Haters gonna hate
chimera doesnt imo
I can wave chimera because it’s created-forerunner stuff
Cod went up and off the rails
sure it has its stuff but they still look halo ish
Cod is Fortnites creepy uncle that takes the crossovers and collabs Fortnite don’t want
Infinite is not even close in terms of outlandishness
Y'all arguing infront of the cheiflings💔
Lmao
CoD is literally just generic military schlock when it isn't being ridiculous, but go off.
yeah but cod is completely different
You have beavis and American dad in the ugly 3d version
Kris is definitely one of the guys that would be mad to see Praetor suit in Halo 
You ready for Nicki manaj and beavis and butthead on bo7 day one? 😭
Infinite has like some cat ears on some helmets that nobody really wears anyway
Completely different
Hahahaha
You dont speak for everyone
Bunny ears -> Cat ears
I feel like COD's reaction is oversimplified though: let us carry forward the stuff that's more outfit than costume.
Most people would agree they’re weird, being contrarian doesn’t change other people’s opinions on it
jetpack fits very well
How is it weird??
this proves little
??
I would not like that, sounds boring tbh
We had a lot of steps taken towards immersion and it got spit in the face, so I'm not really sure how true that is.
I miss my helmet outlines.
Sandwich customization when
Actually yes we need this
I miss the different huds in 5’s campaign
For that, I am genuinely sorry: for the type of PvP experience it seems you enjoy, WZ was one of Halo's masterstrokes. Map strategy, weapon sandbox and playstyle diversity, and freedom to choose how you advance your team's success.
I need grilled cheese skin
Or burger weapon model
Nitpick but it was neat
Also why is it the falcon exploding looks so much better than like every other explosion in infinite
Big Mac Spartan and her BBQ Bacon Burger spartan gf
Elite ball ref
Elite ballin
What was halo infine update for?
Starting to think someone should do a wellness check on the owner of the Halo bluesky account, they've been dead for days.
a bit like the platform huh
Not really.
I wish Halo was as dead as Bluesky
🙏
It's already is 😕
Wooooosh
Maybe then I'd be able to play Halo 5 if it was as dead as Bluesky
you missed the joke
because its bluesky
I think you did.
I know the joke
That’s not a fair comparison, Bluesky is on PC
i dont think i did
True!
If Halo was as dead as Bluesky there'd actually be more players.
Yes thank you
yeah i got that lol
smh dynf slow as usual
bro thats why i sent the 🙏 emoji
nah
You getting the joke means you didn’t get the joke because the joke didn’t not get got
I will now go consume caffeine
Bro
I agree panda
Well there'll always be another "you gotta play this!" mode and you'll get to experience it. 
Gotta complete Parkour Civilization to understand the joke
Do you like Cortana
They were being pretty consistent for a while and I'd rather not use the fascist misinfo hellscape app to get Halo news. Just find it weird that they suddenly stopped.
Which one?
Halo 4
My name is Cortana so yes I do
Sorry I didn't see the name I meant Cortana halo 4
IM SHAKING RN
This is what happens when one is spread too thin, like butter....
The windows ai assistant?
I never actually used that one

Never had a Cortana, it was always Siri
I mean I'd rather everyone stop using a site where over 50% of traffic is bots as well, social issues of what Twitter is aside.
Or Alexa
It needs to die. It begs for death, really.
like bluesky
Nah.
unfortunately bluesky didnt pop off as much i hoped
Don't ask what i thought when I read i never had a cortana 😭
most of my followed accounts still only use twitter
I dont use either so I just like making fun of both
It's slowly growing. I didn't expect it to be fast.
pop off king, fr fr ong
LMFAO it's okay I haven't had one either
When I find you grandpa…
So....
Yes my real name is Cortana. From halo.
So.... You look like the HALO 4 CORTANA?
Heresy
Noo I'm not blue don't worry
that's big cap playa, you're delulu. I'm a sigma rizzler so you better let me cook, sheeesh
frong
Bruh what
You're embarassing me infront of my friends!!
Jesus one person calls thenself Cortana and you just like “are you the halo 4 model!?!” It’s just a normal username lad
I do want to meet rizzbot, so funny
Is this cave a natural formation?
Dude chill out
You gotta ask the right questions first
its rp either way so yikes
You're not hip enough
sorry
have you seen it though?
I want you to explode
Mfs be like "I don't use Twitter anymore" and are more active on it then they are on bluesky
Im too scared
Im just a little guy
Whole account linked for nothing
Dear Lord what had your daughter done to you aegis
I've poured blood sweat and tears into preparation (maybe 20 mins)
I'm too far gone
Il lock in 2027 I got time
But do zou like that halo four cortano
Is that halo 5
halo 5 on stims
PSYCHE WARD!!!
I like myself so yes
You're not blue
Ew roleplay
Okay Harley Quinn
Disgusting, bye guys
??????
idk if reach was worse than this
Bye dynf 🙂
but you are not Halo 4 cortana
cya odst warbond
It isn't roleplay. My real name is Cortana. It's a joke.
Your parents loved halo so much they named their baby Cortana
That's so sad
Fake
Yeah, it was my dad
Do you want me to send my birth certificate or what 💔💔
Devilish trick
I second this: cool dad indeed. Plus, "Cortana" is legitimately a cool-sounding name on its own.
Bye @viral dune
i was joking about leaving but im really considering it now
Thats epic tfym
Hi
Bye @faint mantle bye Merty
My name is Prophet of Truth
My name is Morpheus
Thank you 🥹
My dead name is also a game character so I was bullied growing up so maybe I am biased??
My name is daddy
Yea
Im calling you something elze
listen, if I could have got away with naming my child after a Halo character I would have
My dad's childhood game was halo after all
Gravemind
Ok daddy
I Have came into existence to ask you which halo is your favourite.

Legally change it
what's the red flag

John, riz, vannak
Sarah
I kinda wanna keep my name so nah
Everyone and their grandpa has the name John, mister
i dont think miranda wouldve set them up for the greatest future
Atriox
listen, you have to pick your battles
Naming my daughter atriox
What about Morpheus
Rip Johnson 😭💔
😲
Maybe
Anyone finished Tails of Iron on Bloody Whiskers mode?
Final boss is tilting me hard
Which was better, Halo CE Annivesary Or The Original One?
Original
What kinda question is that
custom edition
that one doesnt matter as much
celebration edition
Wait que
I hate the hand maids tail or whatever that book is called
Creepy halo ce
That's my favorite book I need to fight you now
"Time for roll call! Billy? Jessica? Xytan 'Jar Wattinree"

You most be the most boring person ever haha
I think this is a cope
That was quite humorous 🤣
I like the book because it helped me cope with my own trauma??? Its also a great novel on civil rights?? Ok vro
what's with the evil and mysterious 10.5 gigabyte update
Guys halo 5 is the best 🤩 ofc it's not like I am lieing
but are you also lying? (not you Kris)
Lol
i saw the typing and then saw the stop typing lol
To me only CE and 2 are great, the others are mediocre
Infinite was fun, but too easy
Why?
I wast just referring to the spelling of lying lol
I hate that I can't think of the phrase civil rights without thinking of that one "civil rights beam" meme
Bungie sucks halo studios best
(oh god )
HELP 😭
Hi wild
I really hate it and I hate the protagonist it sucks I hate
I find it amusing that entire research papers have been written on the premise of how someone reacts to The Last Jedi and knock-on effects of that reception in line with someone's perception.
Hey are zou Linus Teck tips haha
You hate the protagonist for... Being in a horrible situation?
Go halo studios (rip my brain)
No just them as a human being
Very well articulated argument
Why?
I only watched the first two season of the show, so don't know about the book, but everybody being unlikable was part of what made the show good.
how long until people like locke just like they hated arbiter in Halo 2 at first but now love him
No why what
Why do you care so much about it anyway
Master chief is freaky 😭
Halo 5 released in 2015 halo 2 2004 and halo 3 2007
Fr fr
My it’s been quite a long time
Because I'm curious.
You'll be so happy to see what happens to Commander Waterford and how he gets his comeuppance
Saying you hate it is not exactly a normal take to have about that book, outside of hating how depressing it is.
idk man
unlike arbiter and raiden (different series but he was hated back in mgs2), I don't see how locke would win anyone over
They already have colour skin and visor
Truly puzzling equation here
Whenever I have the time to renew my Hulu sub
and hating the main character over the rest of the cast is equally as vexing, because... She's literally a victim in a horrible situation?
Right?
It's like hating the main character's friend in Kite Runner, that's just weird.
actually
the more I think about it, could comparing it to a character from metal gear even work
people were only pissed for playing as raiden because everyone wanted to play as snake back when mgs2 launched
and also raidens voice coming off as a bit whiny
The characters who deserves all the hate is Commander Waterford (and all his associates)
People grew on Arthur morgan too
Sometimes a character just ferments and sweetens you know
Arthur Morgan is one of the single best protagonists in modern storytelling history, IMO.
Like wine
Get ready for kris he is taking his time
Arthur Morgan made me become a better person
Even though that sounds corny
I hated Renoir at first in e33
No spoilers but I didn’t at the end
Just needed time to think about things
What's crazy to me is that people have written entire peer-reviewed studies on reactions to the Last Jedi being a predictor of cultural and social leanings and a catalyst for social fanbase discourse increases.
On the subject of media.
Locke doing his actual job even as he gets beat up by an inferior officer and everyone hating him is the true crime
locke isn't a terrible character
I just don't see anything special about him
Being a catalyst for discourse devolving might have something to it

That's the word I was looking for
The best part is that the game even talks about that right before it happens
Im saying the chief’s rank isnt above locke’s
No, that's a factually accurate way of referring to Chief's rank.
I can totally envision tlj being like a poison to pop culture conversation
it's my head canon that the rest of lockes squad just watches and does nothing during that fight
Spartan IVs are all considered O-3's or above.
They start recording the fight for the vlog💕
Chief's an E-9, so he's the inferior/subordinate rank.
What's up guys!
I don't think a former odst would want to screw with a Spartan 2 (talking about buck)
Hit that like and subscribe button for more AWESOME fights
They sent 4 Spartans to take out 4 Spartans.
I don't know something about her frustrates me like her situation is like bad right but she herself I don't feel any sympathy for and do not care for her at all and I just really wish her the worst idk why
The chief may be strong but he certainly isnt that strong
He's a jack of all trades kinda guy
That's a thinker of a take.
Honestly, the one I'd be the most cautious about in that squad is frankly Linda.
thumbnail link in video to "Buck vs The Tango: knows the music...time to dance?"
“This video is so CLICKBAIT!”
I am now back
You know how you specifically really hate one special person that you latch onto and despise, that's how I feel
In reality they would've had to make a dodgy jump across several dozen meters over lava in an area with active gravitic manipulation.
Not sure if some of yall remember me
A generic ODST pfp with the name ODST? No.
Gotta sort thought the hundreds of em to remember copies
ok now that is a sign that I'm on an outdated client
I don't see the nickname, only the raw username
All you have to do is click my pfp
Back on this because I missed it-basically it became a battleground because it was central to pop culture at the time, and it was in the midst of Gamergate.
So it poured fuel on that fire. A lot of fuel.
Linda just reminds me of those “find the sniper in 5 seconds” images
Damn
Gamergate has been memed in my mind that I have trouble remembering it was an unironic thing
2017 yeah that does line up
I was JDSaurusRex if you couldn't tell btw
wait
what even was the goal of gamergate
it felt like conflict for the sake of conflict
The deeper I go in studying modern history and social issues, the more I find that Gamergate is straight up responsible for so many things going to hell.
Well it was just fighting for the sake of it
I change my pfp and banner to the ODST because of Helldivers being released lol
But it was sort of a unintentional expose on pretty nasty undercurrents in pop culture
It started out as an earnest discussion on worker's rights in the gaming industry and got turbocharged by bad actors and turned into a social weapon.
Like sewage coming to the surface because someone wanted to clean the storm drains
You already know the answer
Yes freaky people win
In fact a hell of a lot of why the internet and society are so polarized right now can basically be tied to how bad Gamergate got.
-Endless and everchanging parasite incomprehensible to man
-Helldivers 2
Combine that with COVID Isolation and sites like Twitter and Facebook becoming dens of depravity and discrimination, and you get what we have now.
Helldivers weak they fall die fall die fall die
But enough about the horrible past, let's talk about the horrible future; What the next big Halo controversy will be.
a place where people rip each other apart for the smallest things
My money is on Unreal Engine not feeling exactly the same.
My 2 bucks are on another youtuber being not so secretly a creep
Pretty sure Halofollower's got that corner covered.
Everyone is freaky remember that
There's a difference between being freaky and being a creep
Remember joke
The word freak in my name is supposed to reference being an outcast but yeah
my money's on optimization or lack therof
Freaky (approving) and freaky (derogatory) are two very different beasts.
I am fully expecting this to be a controversy. Heck, I'm surprised it isn't already given how this community can be at times
freakdivers
Lmao
A lack of microtransaction continuity, meaning your transactions don't carry over, is also a potential contender.
Aye
But like, we've never had cosmetics carry over in Halo so that's not really something I'd be surprised by
Microtransactions automatic ick
Remember that one dude who wanted to add microtransactions just to reload your gun (different game)
There's games that do that.
Im dying (in a bad way)
Granted, many are on Facebook.
Oh yeah, the Ubisoft guy, we've all heard of him
Damn, if there's one thing I know I'll never run out of, it's reasons to hate things like Facebook or Instagram or TikTok or Twitter.
Halo 2 if it was made by him or something
Please pay .99¢ if you want tips on how to progress the game from cortana
I'm speedrunning hate-training my body. I'm mastering levels of system-hatred in days that normally take decades to master.
Professional hater spotted
If only I had less ethics and morals, then I really could do it professionally.
Alas.
You would've gone pro if it wasn't for your bum ethics
All I can do instead is rattle my cage of sincerity.
Forgot if I posted part of my delicious weekend. Some things I never tire of.
Bro is chowing down
It is quite literally comfort food. 
Sushi will forever be comforting
Also, I can't tell if this place is cool with Apple Pay or not...
Damn, they only take apple pay?
yeah looks like it 
How am I gonna pay now I am so screwed 😭
sorry about your luck 

Btw do they take pear pay?
Funny guy
i guess we know the reason why the ODST are canon in helldivers 2 lol
I should've realized that. I also wouldn't find it valuable if others gave me an apple they already bit.
Buck finally made it big
ODST anime series finally lmao
ODST-pop Squid Hunters
They all burst out into song every time they defeat an enemy
Did you not see them in Halo Legends? Of course they're anime waifus
wait
that means halo legends is canon in helldivers lmao
Not a big fan of cartoons
Cal-141 will get justice in Helldivers 2
Why did Cortana have to die
We spent like 5 hours this morning in HD2 just goofing off and having fun, had to take a break
Guys got a question. Does anybody have space engineers here
NASA probably does
No the game
i got space marines
no
Ah
They'd be out of this world
ODST HELLDIVERS 2 WARBOND JUST LAUNCHED AHHHHHHHH
Anyways if anyone wants to hop on HD2 around 8 I'm open


