general-chat

[wild seal]

There were over 700 MILLION ppl living on reach

And reddit

And some other sources

Are saying there were only abt 5,000 evacuees

Wether it was through the Autumn or js general evacuation efforts

[abstract surge]

I am still getting clapped Tremonius lmao

[wild seal]

The humble tank gun appears

Its pretty easy to get

[worldly venture]

And mfs be saying their spartan survived reach 😭

[wild seal]

Imo 6 didn't survive

It would invalidate and undermine the whole meaning of the story

[limpid ferry]

I still have another 1,166 matches to go before I achieve Hero Rank

[wild seal]

Good luck ig

[remote schooner]

W take

[wild seal]

It sounds corny saying this

[limpid ferry]

So many Firefight games played lol

[wild seal]

But not everything gets a happy ending

[limpid ferry]

Honestly I was satisfied with my Spartan dying to a horde of Elites in Halo Reach, it just went to show how much force it took to eliminate Noble 6.

[wary stratus]

has anyone ever used a vpn to do virtual LAN for MCC campaign on pc? does it work? I hear vpns dont work with microsoft games is that true?

[worldly venture]

Idk

[wary stratus]

I wish there was just a simple and easy way to play coop Halo like the good old days but MCC lags like crazy sometimes

[rough thicket]

I have 6k 🥀

[wild seal]

At first I thought it was my internet

[languid plover]

which driver should i rollback to so that the game doesnt crash on the easy anti cheat loading screen?

[abstract surge]

That comes AFTER Tremonius

Got to get past him to the surface lol

[wild seal]

Oh right

Haven't played infinite in a few years

[abstract surge]

I reloaded so I can get the Skewer that a Brute has a little ways before

[worldly venture]

Theres split screen

Grab a friend irl

If you have one

[haughty valve]

is halo infinite multiplayer good?

I haven’t played any of the recent halo games but I might get infinite on steam

[wild seal]

Its good

Not the best

Imo reach and 5 had the best multiplayer

[haughty valve]

imo I think 2 and 3 has the best multiplayer

but I haven’t played reach multiplayer yet so

[worldly venture]

The multiplayer sucks when you lose

But when you win its pretty good yea

[atomic jackal]

I like infinite multiplayer

Its just fun ig

[waxen rose]

You RUINED it by doing it TWICE

[fickle drift]

Don’t care

[waxen rose]

You should feel horrible, terrible, rotten even

[fickle drift]

🥱

[waxen rose]

Taco Tuesdays are CANCELLED

[fickle drift]

Never

[fickle drift]

Morning panda

[fickle drift]

Thank you aegis

[rare cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-walter-hank-walter-screaming-walter-yelling-gif-26473309

[fickle drift]

Great show

[paper sun]

What show is that

[fickle drift]

We got a funny person among us

[waxen rose]

A jokester even

[fickle drift]

Needs to join the show Impractical Jokers

[waxen rose]

Impractical jokers is either
-Prank an old lady by helping her cross the street
-Survive 3 days alone in on the evil snake island

[fickle drift]

You see the meatcanyon video of it

[waxen rose]

No I haven't, but I will watch it now

[fickle drift]

Nice

[waxen rose]

OMG LOL I just remembered I have this is still silly

[fickle drift]

🗿

[waxen rose]

Loser of the week must unleash the Flood upon the galaxy

[fickle drift]

The halo version

[paper sun]

[safe dawn]

this is wildly true lol

ngl I haven't watched them in awhile

[fickle drift]

Me as well

[waxen rose]

I dont know if they're still on air

I would be surprised if so

[safe dawn]

I mean

according to some (barely) trustworthy google searches, they seem to still be making new episodes

idk how much longer they can keep this up for though

[south vault]

, @hollow laurel

[hollow laurel]

Yeah

[fickle drift]

@hollow laurel

[hollow laurel]

?

[fickle drift]

Hello spartan

[hollow laurel]

Hello

[old shoal]

Copping a sealed Halo Reach Legendary Edition next week

[waxen rose]

Right
The concept is very much out of date at this point

[vagrant kettle]

Good night mantis

[vital sky]

In honor of the upcoming Helldivers- Halo ODST collab, I’ve finally gotten around to listening to Halo New Blood on Audible

They really should have gotten Nathan Fillion to read it since it’s told from Buck’s perspective

[atomic jackal]

They should have got me to read it since I’m Nathan fillion

[blazing cave]

Which Helldivers 2 bundle were you all saying to get on Xbox?

Because there’s only 2 lol

[night orchid]

Is halo infinite not loading on pc for anyone else ?

[hazy patrol]

It’s being dumb with missions for me on firefight I’m actively sitting in the other players loading section for a good couple of minutes

[plush hill]

Hello

What are your guy's favourite halo campaigns?

I am new to halo and I have played CE REACH ODST 3 2 and INFINITE

[rotund reef]

Just did the cover for my manga tell me what you guys think?

It’s 80% complete

I just need to make it look good and color it

It’s in show and tell as 80% complete

[night orchid]

ur having this issue too ?

its been like that for 2 days for me

[dusky coral]

Can we just for the love of God finally get rid of clans

Theres no point in them anymore, its just a bunch of toxic little Halo 5 clanners and literal children in the clan space now

[mild prawn]

Reach easily

Halo 2 comes in a close second

[floral pollen]

Reach or 4 prolly

[cosmic obsidian]

Gonna be a good day on the 26th

[peak plinth]

I dont play Halo bye

[potent plaza]

ur actually so right

its just a buncha toxic racist 14 yr olds

[peak plinth]

Actually

I going to try it

also idk how i got here please help

actually bye bye

[cosmic obsidian]

What a confused soul

[peak plinth]

how much does it cost

[cosmic obsidian]

Well infinite multi-player is free
The Master Chief collection is I think about 40 bucks or so
And i forgot how much Infinites campaign is

[peak plinth]

ok

[wild seal]

The amount of joy and pride I get when I see a Reach with grass and life

[peak plinth]

who

[potent plaza]

invest in mcc

[peak plinth]

what is mcc

[cosmic obsidian]

Master Chief Collection

[peak plinth]

ah ok

[cosmic obsidian]

I would also agree
Invest in Mcc

[potent plaza]

infinite campaign is good but

[wild seal]

Invesg

[peak plinth]

how much is it

[potent plaza]

mcc is js a better deal

[potent plaza]

r u da real caboose

[cosmic obsidian]

I plead absolutely nothing
I shall slowly reinvent this dammed language with my typos

[wild seal]

I think so

[potent plaza]

wowowowowow

[peak plinth]

ANSWER ME

[potent plaza]

no

[wild seal]

Someone's cranky

[peak plinth]

its 2 am for me

[potent plaza]

search engines exist twin

[cosmic obsidian]

Like 40 bucks If me memory is right
Though Id double check whatever your prefered platform is

[wild seal]

Are you assuming this man has the means ti even use a search engine?

[cosmic obsidian]

Perhaps the legendary action of sleep my good chap

[potent plaza]

fair enough

i should never of assumed that

[wild seal]

I would send the gumball thing but I can't

[potent plaza]

nice tiktok name caboose

[cosmic obsidian]

Assume the bottom of tbe barrel
You will never get disappointed again

[peak plinth]

are you assuming my gender

😱

[wild seal]

Touche

[potent plaza]

💔

[cosmic obsidian]

You got em in ya pronouns pal

[wild seal]

Ty ty

[cosmic obsidian]

Nuh uh no gifs for you

[potent plaza]

“js have image perms” brutal…

[peak plinth]

why

[wild seal]

Imagine being denied gifs💔💔

Could not be me

[cosmic obsidian]

Imagine

[potent plaza]

caboose

[peak plinth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1397716650605940798/1408997860980162702/image.png?ex=68abc703&is=68aa7583&hm=851880758a48a318d26bb263bbb9e2bdfa080044dd0808773674f66bca082746&

[potent plaza]

dont say ANYTHING

js look at ur xbox and tiktok name

[wild seal]

Uh

Bowchikawowow

[cosmic obsidian]

IM WHEEZING

[wild seal]

Weez?

[potent plaza]

weezer reference

[cosmic obsidian]

Weezer ref

[wild seal]

Master weezer

[cosmic obsidian]

They put the mister chef in da weezer

[wild seal]

Buddy

[potent plaza]

day put der mister chef in da soda!

[peak plinth]

i love gifs

[cosmic obsidian]

Id think you'd pick up that you cant use those by the second try
Heres hopes to the third

[cosmic obsidian]

HE IN DA SODER

[wild seal]

How come Metallica gets skins in fn but weezer doesn't

[peak plinth]

omg mb

[potent plaza]

weezer had a weird music track

in fn

[wild seal]

Nuh uh

[cosmic obsidian]

True

[wild seal]

respectfully disagree

[peak plinth]

they are gone

[potent plaza]

i think it was buddy holly

[wild seal]

Island in the sun is my fav

[peak plinth]

i hope i dont get banned

[wild seal]

No one would even dare ban youtube

[potent plaza]

youtube owns half of our souls

[peak plinth]

"shivers in his timbers"

[wild seal]

She tivered my shimbers

I think I got that wrong

[potent plaza]

livered my kimbers

[wild seal]

YouTube fix your app bro

[peak plinth]

wdym

[wild seal]

I've been flashed by ads too many times

[peak plinth]

mb homie

[potent plaza]

why do i keep getting recommended mc tutorials

[wild seal]

Fix ts bro 🫩

[potent plaza]

horrid app

[peak plinth]

patience

[wild seal]

Chat should I get Empty Throne?

[potent plaza]

yes

[peak plinth]

remember I own half your soul

[wild seal]

Wrong

[peak plinth]

master freak said it

[potent plaza]

i been watchin vanoss since i was a lil jit on yo app

u can have it

[potent plaza]

and im his number one fan numbskull

[peak plinth]

right you goose

[wild seal]

I watched twerk compilations when I was 6

[potent plaza]

tuff ash

[wild seal]

Ty yt

For those beautiful memories

[potent plaza]

@waxen rose humble these guys

[peak plinth]

YoUr WeLcOmE

[wild seal]

"PACK GOD HUMBLE THIS MAN"

[waxen rose]

Nnnhh

[potent plaza]

hello

[waxen rose]

im awake

[potent plaza]

was that mb

[wild seal]

Whyd you summon him

[peak plinth]

awaken

[waxen rose]

Im supposed to be asleep I got work in 4 hours

[potent plaza]

oop

[peak plinth]

ew

i only get money from selling your souls

[waxen rose]

No I just cant fall asleep because of my braces hurting

[wild seal]

Master chief and The Arbiter would make such a cute couple🥺👉👈

[potent plaza]

train tracks

[wild seal]

343 make it happen

[potent plaza]

ONG

[waxen rose]

I am four eyes AND train tracks

[wild seal]

-# hope you know im joking

[potent plaza]

all the debuffs

[potent plaza]

grr

[peak plinth]

I also have braises and glasses

[potent plaza]

arby ‘n’ the chief

[waxen rose]

My first favorite chief pairing is pilot and the chief ong

[wild seal]

One of the best fan series out there

[potent plaza]

the pilot is MINE

[waxen rose]

HES MINE

[potent plaza]

ong

i remember that 2018 infinite reveal dude

i miss it so much

the hype

[wild seal]

I js want some hunterussy bro💔

[waxen rose]

Vhat

[potent plaza]

its legit js a buncha worms twin

[wild seal]

Who are you to deny love

[potent plaza]

thats like being in love w drywall

[peak plinth]

drats the cops found me

[wild seal]

Letgolo colony #276 and I are happy together

Do try to tear us apart like that

[potent plaza]

“js be normal”
brutal…

[waxen rose]

Your headquarters is plastered all over Google for everyone to see, it's your fault

[peak plinth]

he made me do it

[wild seal]

Hear me out on halsey chat

[potent plaza]

that i WILL hear u out on

[peak plinth]

"points to the celing"

[waxen rose]

She's an old abusive lady what

I am suddenly deaf bro

[wild seal]

My kinda woman

[potent plaza]

what if we like old abusive ladies

[waxen rose]

I thought you liked MEN

[potent plaza]

fair game

[peak plinth]

"shrugs"

fair

[wild seal]

Agreed

[peak plinth]

I hate not being able to do gifs

[waxen rose]

Different level of delulu😭

[wild seal]

The pain is shared

[potent plaza]

“js have image perms” brutal..

[wild seal]

Also what abt halsey is abusive

[waxen rose]

You're joking right vro

[wild seal]

Not at all

[waxen rose]

maybe the whole kidnapping kids and grooming them thing

[wild seal]

Well it wasn't rlly grooming

[waxen rose]

And culling the kids who weren't up to her standards

[potent plaza]

nvm u gotta go

[waxen rose]

You're delusional

[potent plaza]

oop

[wild seal]

Uh

For humanity..?

[peak plinth]

@wild seal are you a combation of a goose and a cat?

and a moose

[wild seal]

Probably

[waxen rose]

When I find you…

[wild seal]

She did it for humanity

[potent plaza]

for democracy!!!

[wild seal]

For the emperor!!

[potent plaza]

okay the imperium was objectively wrong

[wild seal]

Nuh uh

[peak plinth]

"then something just clicked "

[potent plaza]

them mfs were evil

[waxen rose]

Halo fans try not to hand wave off serious civil crimes challenge: IMPOSSIBLE

[wild seal]

Me (an intellectual) happily living with my tau waifu

[peak plinth]

what time is it for you guys

[wild seal]

Yeah but

Humanity

What abt that

[peak plinth]

(not getting off this topic)

[potent plaza]

halo fans trying not to be hornballs: IMPOSSIBLE

[waxen rose]

Difficulty: EXTREME

[wild seal]

I went onto wplace for the first time and went to Mombasa 💔

[potent plaza]

OMGOMG ITS SO BAD

the elites dude…

[wild seal]

Though I was gonna find some cool art

[potent plaza]

ur not sneaky

[waxen rose]

why cant they just draw master chief’s helmet and not resort to that💔

[wild seal]

Very sneaky

[potent plaza]

ong

its these halo fans man

[peak plinth]

what does ong stand for

[wild seal]

Elite thighs though

[wild seal]

On god

[peak plinth]

ok

[waxen rose]

You need to be executed

[potent plaza]

the prophets would have your head for that

[waxen rose]

Open up your head and study your brain in a lab

[wild seal]

They'll never catch me

[potent plaza]

until they send waves of chieftains on yo ahh

[wild seal]

My cave on reach is unREACHable

[waxen rose]

We got an impractical joker

Y'all aint slick

[peak plinth]

how do you know my name homie

[potent plaza]

noble 6 didnt die for this man

rookie didnt die offscreen in a book for this either

[potent plaza]

never gettin over this btw

[wild seal]

Imagine being the kid who finds some random Spartan's helmet with a hole in, buried under a mound of dirt

[waxen rose]

Justice for rookie idc about Noble 6 getting jumped by 14 different elites

Dying off-screen is rough

[potent plaza]

atleast 6 got a cool death

dying to insurrectionists too is actually egregious

[waxen rose]

Wasn't it somewhat one dudes fault on the team I forgot his name

[wild seal]

Major F by 343

[potent plaza]

i don’t remember

[peak plinth]

I have the name tag

[wild seal]

Bro gimme a tactical shooter with insurgents

[potent plaza]

js play stalker

[waxen rose]

This is my sign to reread the book

[peak plinth]

i am so powerful

[wild seal]

But its not halo💔

[potent plaza]

but its stalker ❤️‍🩹

[peak plinth]

I HAVE THE TAG

[waxen rose]

Ok

Me too king

[wild seal]

I AM THE MEH

[peak plinth]

the meh is

[potent plaza]

ill bring back the goon tag if i have to

[waxen rose]

VHAT

[potent plaza]

dont worry about it

[wild seal]

Guys

I think

[waxen rose]

shaking in my cowboy boots

[wild seal]

I know

What the ladies like

[potent plaza]

spit it out caboose

oh

[waxen rose]

Taking so damn long

[potent plaza]

anyway yall ever try reach LASO

[wild seal]

Bri the female sangheli in halo legends are HORRENDOUS

[peak plinth]

i going to get banned in the next 10 secs

im willing to bet

[potent plaza]

thats a no then

[peak plinth]

i have anxiety

[waxen rose]

I would but I got college starting up this Monday so I cant

[peak plinth]

please help me

[potent plaza]

thats why u play years beforehand

[wild seal]

-# I tried infinite laso

[potent plaza]

borrrrinnnggg

[wild seal]

-# Meanie

[waxen rose]

Youre so right… I should've been playing when I was only 2 years old

[potent plaza]

i was playin laso when i was 7

u aint nothin

[waxen rose]

Womp womp😭

[peak plinth]

my voice has become quiet i guess

[wild seal]

Too quiet

Speak up bro

[peak plinth]

wdym

[desert bridge]

Laso at 7 just to grow up and be below decent at the game lmao

[waxen rose]

Crazy beef

[potent plaza]

u right 💔

[wild seal]

I carried a ghost from right after carter's death till the end of the gane

[peak plinth]

i have no idea whats going on at all times

thats my curse

[wild seal]

I love putting vehicles in places where they're not supposed to go

[potent plaza]

ur js typin stuff to type stuff atp

talkin to air

[waxen rose]

He wants to be heard

[wild seal]

Yapping js to yap💔

Yap?

As in Yap Yap?

[peak plinth]

you said i was being to quiet ago

[waxen rose]

They killed my son bip bap

[wild seal]

Bro speak up

[peak plinth]

my brain

[wild seal]

I love grunt names

[peak plinth]

its gone

[wild seal]

Well go find it

[desert bridge]

Why are we fighting in halo cord

[potent plaza]

yap yap the destroyer

[desert bridge]

This is for valorant cord

[peak plinth]

im to tired to stand up

[potent plaza]

worst hero in hw2 btw

[waxen rose]

Anyone who plays Valorant in big 2025 needs to go

[peak plinth]

its now 3 am for me

[wild seal]

Gib gab the smelly

[potent plaza]

what was that

i saw it twin

[wild seal]

WRONG

[potent plaza]

i HATE yap yap dude

[cosmic obsidian]

The beef

[waxen rose]

Crazy..

[peak plinth]

oh yeah my brain

[cosmic obsidian]

Deleted before I could come up with a clever response
What a shame

[peak plinth]

i have to go find it

[potent plaza]

ur js mad arbiter mains stomp yap yap

because his (yap yap’s) units r horrid

[peak plinth]

brb

found it

(I chugged a energy drink to wake up)

[wild seal]

Me and my Lil bro js spam suicide grunts in multiplayer

[cosmic obsidian]

Im surprised you found it given its size
Small things usually take a but to find

[waxen rose]

Crazy work

[potent plaza]

yap yap is js a spam hero

[peak plinth]

i know i have good eyes

[wild seal]

I personally main colony

[potent plaza]

thats actually based ash

[cosmic obsidian]

Gimme yo eyes then cause mine suck

[peak plinth]

hold up

i got to go get new eyes for me

[wild seal]

Bro elites and hunters are the coolest aliens ever

[potent plaza]

oms ur so right

[waxen rose]

What the dog

[wild seal]

WARRIOR CULTURE RAHHH

[cosmic obsidian]

Checks out
They do need replacing from time to time

[potent plaza]

i lowky used to be obsessed w elites

js because of like

[waxen rose]

Sangehili fathers can’t even see their kids ever💕

[peak plinth]

i have switch to my phone to talk now

[potent plaza]

the honor they had in the ranks and stuff

[peak plinth]

becuse i am shoping for eyes

[wild seal]

But the sangheli women

[waxen rose]

Ok vro

[wild seal]

Its worth it

[cosmic obsidian]

Screw having a proper father figure
They getting milk by default

[waxen rose]

LOL

[peak plinth]

i would be more creative but im very, very tired rn

[wild seal]

Go to sleep broski

[potent plaza]

oh and i love that full metal jacket line in ur bio

[cosmic obsidian]

Sleep young one
Regain the braincells in the process of rest

[wild seal]

Ty ty

[peak plinth]

no no

[cosmic obsidian]

Yes yes

[wild seal]

Yes yes

[potent plaza]

still hate ur tiktok and xbox name tho

[cosmic obsidian]

Great minds think alike

[wild seal]

Thats the point

[waxen rose]

You said its 3am and you drank an energy drink what were you thinking?

[peak plinth]

i dont want to sleep

[cosmic obsidian]

Y

[wild seal]

Yeah but mines greater

[peak plinth]

its a weekend for me, so i get to stay up

[cosmic obsidian]

Just because you can
Dosent mean you have to

[waxen rose]

I just noticed omg your brain needs to be studied in a lab

[peak plinth]

(i alow myself to stay up)

im in collage rn

[wild seal]

Collage

[cosmic obsidian]

Bro
You getting a free day to get as much rest as possible 🙏

[peak plinth]

yeah

[obsidian wyvern]

but you don't allow yourself?

[waxen rose]

Polident online moment

[peak plinth]

i drank a energy drink

[obsidian wyvern]

isn't it like 2am for you

[peak plinth]

3 am actually

[obsidian wyvern]

it's 9am for me and I got work early today

[peak plinth]

demon hours

[cosmic obsidian]

Im slowly learning the culture here

[obsidian wyvern]

I meant for master freak

that felt weird to type out

[waxen rose]

I am the very cultured
Feel free to take notes

[cosmic obsidian]

A normal response

[peak plinth]

what country do you live in

[waxen rose]

Yes I need to sleep I have work at 6am💔

[wild seal]

Why do hiddenxperia and rocketsloth sound so similar

[obsidian wyvern]

L

[cosmic obsidian]

My notes are now freak approved
How wonderful!

[potent plaza]

hidden has been my goat since day 1

[desert bridge]

Lots of questionable people on here

[waxen rose]

Just call me freak atp, everyone does

[peak plinth]

freakyyyyyyyyyy

[obsidian wyvern]

I think that's worse

[wild seal]

Hidden, kammyshep, and installation00 for me

[waxen rose]

Ok I giggled

[desert bridge]

Getting freaky in halo cord 🔥

[waxen rose]

NO

[peak plinth]

lol

[potent plaza]

💔

[cosmic obsidian]

I mean its better then going with just master

[desert bridge]

LMAO

[waxen rose]

HELP

[obsidian wyvern]

it's an L for me everywhere

[potent plaza]

hey wsp master

[wild seal]

Shush now

Please

[cosmic obsidian]

Pick ya poison
Whatever you say will be quoted and used against you later

[waxen rose]

Sorry no im dying of laughter

[peak plinth]

i think...

im going to...

sleep

[cosmic obsidian]

Yes please do

[potent plaza]

DUDE

[wild seal]

Night bro

[waxen rose]

You need to be locked up

[peak plinth]

good night

[wild seal]

They'll never catch me

[peak plinth]

i hate collage

[cosmic obsidian]

The short stacks I punch in the face 😭

[wild seal]

I need me some food nipple

[desert bridge]

Ban

[waxen rose]

Collage? Like a book collage?

And not college😭

[wild seal]

Good bye halo cord

[cosmic obsidian]

Dont got to catch ya if I throw a 380 barrage in your general direction

[peak plinth]

a collage collage

[potent plaza]

caboose

[wild seal]

Go to sleep bro

[potent plaza]

whats with ur pronouns on tiktok

[obsidian wyvern]

https://vxtwitter.com/TheColeBrewTv/status/1959450287447667035

TheColeBrew (@TheColeBrewTv)

Recap for the current Helldivers situation:

Three major orders one for each faction

Eagle Storm is offline for 3 days due to a DSS attack
Extraction time on the squid front is up to 6 mins
The incineration corp and jet brigade are now active
Hunters on Turning are spawning at 900% higher than normal
And impalers are up to 1400% on Urisica

We cannot wait for the Xbox divers hold until they arrive

vxTwitter / fixvx · Aug 24, 2025, 2:58 AM

[peak plinth]

what did you say

[wild seal]

I forgot

[waxen rose]

What is his tiktok pronouns im interested

[obsidian wyvern]

we need the reinforcements so badly

[wild seal]

What are they

[potent plaza]

look for yourself

[waxen rose]

I aint got tiktok twin

[peak plinth]

sleepy

very sleepy

[cosmic obsidian]

We are outnumbered outgunned outmanned
We need those xbox reinforcements sooner then later

[potent plaza]

too bad then ion wanna get muted

[waxen rose]

Alexander Hamilton??

[obsidian wyvern]

we need master freak wtf

[waxen rose]

Y'all need me

[peak plinth]

im going to shove a pack of metonin down my throat

[cosmic obsidian]

We need you to pick up a liberator and show some illuminate what happened to the covenant

[peak plinth]

to sleep of corse

[waxen rose]

Dont worry y'all I got this

Stand behind me

[wild seal]

I genuinely laugh every time I check my tt pronouns

[peak plinth]

gn freaky gang

[obsidian wyvern]

because none of the regulars are playing against the illuminate lool

idk why they're just not fun to play against

[wild seal]

Gn man

[peak plinth]

see you never

[cosmic obsidian]

Its a combination of the sheer numbers and tanky units

[wild seal]

Oh

[cosmic obsidian]

Takes a very certain play style for em to be fun

[peak plinth]

i mean like in real life

[wild seal]

HELLJUMPERS

WE ARE MEAN

[waxen rose]

I may not be a Helldivers man… but I'll do it for my people

[wild seal]

LEAN

AND VERY GREEN

[cosmic obsidian]

I hope to see you in the 26th

[peak plinth]

im going to still be in this group chat

prob

[waxen rose]

Shoot I work that day y'all might be cooked then

[peak plinth]

gn

[cosmic obsidian]

Well dammit

[cosmic obsidian]

We gonna need to replan the battle strategy

[waxen rose]

Im sorry my people were counting on me and I let them down in their moment of need

[cosmic obsidian]

Where was Master Freak in our hour of need

[obsidian wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-gif-13746396505480870613

[waxen rose]

I can play for 1 hour
Does that suffice?

[obsidian wyvern]

thats enough time to complete a whole op at a lower level yes

[cosmic obsidian]

1 hour
Roughly one mission on high levels
Entire op on lower
It will do

[waxen rose]

My people need me and I answered the call

[obsidian wyvern]

where should i fight

[cosmic obsidian]

What flavor of pain you want

[obsidian wyvern]

i have never seen this many sos beacons at once

[peak plinth]

nice hell divers

[obsidian wyvern]

part of me wants to play squids so when i play with friends i wont be bored of bugs or bots

[waxen rose]

Squid games in Helldivers confirmed

[obsidian wyvern]

to hell with it, squids and 6 mins extraction times

[cosmic obsidian]

OORAH

[peak plinth]

yum

[waxen rose]

I need to sleep now, I know well im gonna need an XL coffee in the morning 💔

[cosmic obsidian]

Kill some undemocratic sea urchins for me

[cosmic obsidian]

Amen to that

[peak plinth]

AMEN SIR

[obsidian wyvern]

o7

[cosmic obsidian]

o7

Liberty speed helldiver

[peak plinth]

i love liberty

and sleep

oh yeah

sleep

gn again

they all are gone

so sad

[meager linden]

Good morning people of Halo

[obsidian wyvern]

wade u should get back onto level 10 helldive

its so chaotic on every front

[fickle tendon]

Hey guys

[abstract surge]

Chak Lok is steamrolling me
I lost the Scorpion gun so that sucks

[drowsy coyote]

I thought tank gun got patched out a while ago

[obsidian wyvern]

they brought it back

[twilit haven]

i love the music that plays in the chak lok fight, infinite has a pretty great soundtrack

[jade gust]

I feel like I see someone ask about whether the tank gun is still gone every other week

[naive turret]

Shame he wasn’t able to Lok in huh

[fickle tendon]

hey guys

[lyric vessel]

"The 🩱 🇮🇱 !"

[meager linden]

I'm not sure
Maybe I'm never return back to Helldivers
I'm burning out from games actually

[atomic jackal]

Hell divers gets boring after a bit

But it’s a good game

[worthy panther]

[potent plaza]

[fickle drift]

Hello ma bruddas, where is da wae? Where queen?

[potent plaza]

oh my god is that a ugandan knuckles i see

[rare cedar]

Am I back in 2018?

[potent plaza]

kinda feels like it seeing that

[copper pier]

Im depressed now

[idle plume]

Hi Depressed Now

[fickle tendon]

why is noboddy acknowledging me

[copper pier]

Hello penguinlover

I just ate a penguin

[idle plume]

say did you just hear a fly?

[waxen rose]

Have you been up all night?

[meager current]

I need a weapon

[potent plaza]

sadly

[potent plaza]

omg the real petty officer master chief

[fickle drift]

What kind of weapon

[meager current]

@fickle drift energy sword

[fickle drift]

[meager current]

[sand fulcrum]

YESSIR

i love energy swords

[meager current]

halo 3 was peak🗣🔥

[sand fulcrum]

frfr

[waxen rose]

Omg boy go to bed
I got like 2 hours of sleep💔

[fickle drift]

is*

[sand fulcrum]

halo 3 was my favourite halo of all

[sand fulcrum]

fr

[fickle drift]

It’s still peak

[meager current]

@sand fulcrum I like reach more but 3 is fire

[sand fulcrum]

i love halo 3

[waxen rose]

The ominous Halo 3 one-liner Arbiter:

[potent plaza]

the ominous halo energy sword lunges:

[meager current]

Noble 6 dying

[waxen rose]

I am the ominous senate

[fickle tendon]

hey guys

[languid plover]

Yeah idk why its doing that, tbh i tried re-downloading it yesterday to play it again after a long time, whar worked for me was updating to windows 11 (for free so idrc)

[vagrant kettle]

Not yet

[forest fossil]

why are the unsc not upgrading marine armor? if they can make MJOLNIR armor they can upgrade marines

[jade gust]

Mjolnir isn't cheap and it takes time to implement improvements for the more common foot soldiers

[cedar turret]

It would also be either useless or outright kill them.

[jade gust]

Indeed

[vagrant kettle]

But seriously the UNSC invested billions into making glitter coatings and kitty ears but Private Nobody gets ripped in half by a plasma pistol shot

[waxen rose]

Marines are mostly cannon fodder so that doesn't make much sense to invest that much into them??

[waxen rose]

The first investment was highly needed for the cause, trust

[cedar turret]

A: The books indicate the armor isn't that great at blocking enemy fire.

B: remember the scene in iron man 2 where the test subject gets his spine turned around backwards? That would happen with mjolnir

[idle plume]

Marine plating is not even titanium it’s some kind of ceramic

[vagrant kettle]

One of the coolest scenes though

[forest fossil]

cannon fodder can still be hard to kill

[waxen rose]

ODST moment meh

[forest fossil]

example helldivers 2 fleshmob

[jade gust]

The glitter armour coating isn't canon, it was just a promotional coating

[idle plume]

How much would it cost to fit every marine into odst armor

[waxen rose]

Enough billions to make a new ship if they wanted considering the size of their militia

[forest fossil]

anyways if marines should exist they should at least be able to survive

[cedar turret]

right and it isn't as if the unsc really cares about casualties civillian or otherwise

[idle plume]

I mean marines and special forces wear the same stuff irl so why not

ODSTs are covered head to toe

[obsidian wyvern]

the fleshmob are ridiculous health wise though

it's made of like 14 people but their hp matches a striders I think

just so that it forces you to shoot each person's face instead of blowing them up

they're not actually hard to kill, it's a gameplay choice

[naive turret]

I stick two thermites on them and that usually works

[obsidian wyvern]

oh yeah, all the hp of an enemy goes out the window when you involve a thermite

they should just invest in those

[idle plume]

I just played Hd2 again in months and I forgotten how to call weapons and reinforcements lmao

I had to press 4 buttons to remember diving

[stuck wind]

Is there aim assist in halo?

[naive turret]

Yes

[idle plume]

For the console scrubs

You

[rare cedar]

There’s aim assist for mnk too..

[idle plume]

Oh

[obsidian wyvern]

yeah

[rare cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/he-doesn't-know-the-matrix-agent-gif-13054952393861336642

[obsidian wyvern]

for infinite*

MCC didn't get that treatment

[idle plume]

Do people really not like sprinting in Halo

[meager linden]

Here we go again

[vagrant kettle]

I like running

[idle plume]

Is this a taboo subject

[vagrant kettle]

Don’t awaken the halo demons

[obsidian wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-thats-bait-tom-hardy-mad-max-gif-5055384

[rare cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/several-people-are-typing-brb-typing-conversation-waiting-gif-16787250

[idle plume]

I wanna buy ODST but I don’t like walking

[vagrant kettle]

It’s still fun

[rare cedar]

Then how will you take in the smooth jazz

[obsidian wyvern]

odsts not slow though

not that slow lol

[vagrant kettle]

Welp, finished the free pass, time to get back to grinding lone wolves.

Awooooooo 🐺 🌙 ⛓️

[haughty wraith]

its really up to the mode ig, as long as it's implemented well, like in infinite, I dont mind it

[naive turret]

If it's use is limited to essentially a placebo effect to placate fans of other FPS, in other words lol

[waxen rose]

Awooo🐺⛓️🥀

[past wind]

Hello everyone? How are we?

[safe dawn]

you do know that neither of those things are canon right.. (the coating and cat ears)

[granite sky]

its for shock n awe value...hybrid cat human spartan

[fickle drift]

Me bruddas, i has found da queen, Cortana is da queen click click click da queen kno da wae

[stuck wind]

You know what we need

50 V 50 BTB

[jade gust]

They gained enhanced senses at the cost of also being being spliced exclusively with orange cats. They have no thoughts in their heads

[lucid river]

How y'all feel bout reach?

[jade gust]

I think we've remembered it enough that we should focus on other conflicts which happened during the war

[naive turret]

Very warm, so I've heard.

[waxen rose]

They have beautiful glass beaches this time of year

[vagrant kettle]

Speak English please

[jade gust]

Don't forget the seas are just glowing

[safe dawn]

unfortunately, that is english

[vagrant kettle]

[waxen rose]

It's a must-see! Watch out though, the locals aren't so friendly

[safe dawn]

the seas are glowing, but uh, I wouldn't recommend swiming in the lava lakes

[vagrant kettle]

Nevertheless, a must see attraction

[waxen rose]

People swim in hot springs all the time
A little molten lava wont hurt

[jade gust]

I knew someone who wanted to taste lava, but alas, they knew they could never do so

[vagrant kettle]

But watch out for street vendors hawking pieces of Mjolnir

[waxen rose]

The limitations of the flesh💔

[vagrant kettle]

Me when I look at lava and get too close

[worldly sedge]

For real, this is what I’ve been saying for years

Push the game’s engine to the limit

[meager linden]

Good night people of Halo

[kindred sapphire]

That moment you realize wort wort wort just means go go go

[silk beacon]

XDD

[analog knot]

Doesnt this imply its not already pushed to its limits?

[worldly sedge]

For Unreal engine I mean

[solar lynx]

I encountered a cheater last night
Crazy work pc players.

All for an xbox player to woop em just so a pc user can turn on speed hacks

[stuck wind]

How much levels are in a tour again in MCC?

[vagrant kettle]

I wish crossplay wasn’t real

I spend so long steadying my shots while some guy clicks on my head and wins

[analog knot]

30. 11 tours total, 330 levels

[wild seal]

Btw the rookies canonical name is John Doherty

Aka John Doe

[fickle drift]

Hey that’s me

[inner bear]

question, if i want the weapon model from past operations do i need the 2000 credit tier?

[worldly venture]

Idk

[pliant hatch]

you should just be able to purchase it in the store.

[winter peak]

Hiiiii

[tight remnant]

which one are you trying to get ?

[inner bear]

the sniper from great journey for example

[tight remnant]

The 500 credit purchase gives it to you

[inner bear]

cool, thanks

[remote flume]

@surreal leaf omg red

[surreal leaf]

hello my fellow YN

[rough lantern]

Has anyone had a sign in error with infinite when launching from steam on PC?

[calm fiber]

You may refer to #1075989764026675210 if you are in need of community based assistance. This is strictly community sourced and operated and is not staffed by any official members of the Support team.

For official support, you'll need to go to the Halo Support site: https://aka.ms/HaloSupport

[cedar turret]

Nah, but it takes ages for my modem to connect to live

[granite sky]

search for ur problem in that community self help place. tons of topics about ur issue

[meager linden]

You really old, are you?
I like those stuff, but still i can't understand how to call number

[steady jolt]

You put your finger in one of the inner holes and spin it round until it reaches the desired number. Repeat until you have completed all the numbers

It...took a while 😂

[meager linden]

Feels like punishment

[steady jolt]

Oddly satisfying

[cedar turret]

I've only seen a couple of rotary phones in the grandmother's house. My first modem did work like that though.

You'll never know how awe inspiring it was to play chess with someone halfway across the country.

[steady jolt]

My gran had one, I'm sure my parents did too. Our first modem, that I remember, sadly wasn't a phone hookup like that

[faint mantle]

I saw a couple of those when we were clearing out my late grandfather's house

[cedar turret]

I got the one with the direct line after we got back to the states, but to be honest it had lost it's luster by then. And I also got an actual console, so the Tandy got relegated to the dedicated sleuth machine.

[faint mantle]

Found it. Imagine the stress of dialing 911 on this thing

[steady jolt]

First one I remember us having had a little metal toggle switch on it. Can't remember what for, want to say it was a baud switch

[rose dawn]

I got an magnum pistol

In real life

[cedar turret]

Also, this is legitimately the most replayable game ever made.

https://www.myabandonware.com/game/sleuth-1uv/play-1uv

[steady jolt]

Love a good retro game

[cedar turret]

If I had any programming knowledge I'd love to add more maps to it and names for the various potential murder weapons.

[indigo lotus]

Maybe next try to find a 1980s cell phone and an arcade cabinet of Nintendo arcade boxing game Punch Out

[cedar turret]

If I ever bought an arcade machine that wouldn't be in the top 50. Hell, I didn't even know there was a punch-out cabinet

[granite estuary]

How the Helldivers community is feeling right now https://m.youtube.com/shorts/JC1WjhcTzjs

[indigo lotus]

If it’s a vintage 1984 edition arcade. Classic 1980s style.

[fickle drift]

The 1980s

[potent ocean]

hey chat

[remote flume]

✌️

[grim pagoda]

My wife cheated on me with David Lindhagen

[worldly venture]

Haha

[fickle drift]

Dam

I need to watch that movie

[grim pagoda]

Watching it rn, loving it 😂

[fickle drift]

I’ll put it on my list

[grim pagoda]

You never watched it?

[fickle drift]

Yeah I live under the ocean buddy

[grim pagoda]

I haven’t watched it until like 2 years ago, so I am not too far off

[fickle drift]

Got to swim up on some land near me 🥀

[grim pagoda]

You watched 40 year old virgin?

[fickle drift]

I did human

[grim pagoda]

Good 😂

[grim pagoda]

[grim pagoda]

I heard you crying in bed the other night, I didn’t know what to do!

[worldly venture]

No man that was just your cries echoing through the home as your wife was getting it

[fickle drift]

Was he crying out rocks

[grim pagoda]

Sobbing like a 13 year ol GRUNT getting it from the Masterchief!

[fickle drift]

Ikr

[grim pagoda]

David Lindhagen, he certainly took what he wanted ☹️

[shell hull]

I can't escape it...everywhere I go I see that number...117...gulps

[grim pagoda]

Good, that way she is always 18 and over. Good for you buddy!

[shell hull]

I just got jumpscared by Master chief shaking hands with Micheal Rodent

[vagrant kettle]

Master Chief jumpscare

[grim pagoda]

How is that a jumpscare?

[shell hull]

It's random, not expecting it, so I get shocked for a bit

Simple

[grim pagoda]

🤣 🤣 🤣 ahaha fantastic!

[fickle drift]

Say that again

[grim pagoda]

I still think we need to have a Metroid/Halo crossover

Samus Aran & Master Chief fighting side by side, omg!

[naive turret]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

[fickle drift]

Thank you H8

Cause I don’t have pic perms

[grim pagoda]

Why would you have perms?

[fickle drift]

Pic perms buddy

[grim pagoda]

Wish I had those 🙁

[fickle drift]

I’m bald 🥀

[grim pagoda]

I am 38 and still have a full head of hair 😄

[fickle drift]

Wow

Don’t flex to me

[grim pagoda]

So please, keep a distance because I don’t to be infected with baldness!!!!!

[fickle drift]

I’m a sad shark

[grim pagoda]

5 feet, 5 feet my friend….5 feet…

[grim pagoda]

Wanna get more sad @fickle drift ?

[fickle drift]

5 feet of what 🤨

[grim pagoda]

I shave it often 🤣 but in like 2 days you can see the beautiful hairline again 🤣🤣

[fickle drift]

I don’t need hair

[grim pagoda]

Say that again George Costanza?

[fickle drift]

You know what pal

[grim pagoda]

Please don’t hate me, I already have no friends 🙁

[grim rivet]

Hello chat

[fickle drift]

It was joking with you the entire time

[grim pagoda]

I love cats!

[grim rivet]

Yessir i love cats too

[grim pagoda]

❤️

[fickle drift]

Do you know who else does

[grim pagoda]

You?

[fickle drift]

My mom

[grim pagoda]

Nice!

I love mums

[grim rivet]

Bro is not the fat dude from that one show i forgot the name of

I didnt watch it in english

[grim pagoda]

Seinfeld

George isn’t fat, he is just stocky

But he is a DMW because he is bald

[jade blaze]

anyone trying to get in on some invasion?

[grim pagoda]

I love this scene 🤣 ‘yes, I slept with our son’s eight grade English teacher’ AHAHA 😂🤣

[vagrant kettle]

🤨

[warm basalt]

[lyric needle]

Does anyone still play the master cheif collection 😭

[abstract surge]

So do I still have a chance to get the Whisper helmet?

[vagrant kettle]

Yes 1999 Skyline
But I don’t

[fickle drift]

1999 🥀

[worldly venture]

Yer

[wise flame]

Hello

[deep crane]

@doom_state

[grim rivet]

I do

I love playing halo ce

[lyric needle]

I just found some lobbys

[grim rivet]

How

I thought its extinct

[lyric needle]

I pressed play all

[grim rivet]

[stuck wind]

I’m guessing either infinite 2, CE remake, or Halo wars 3 at HCS

[hasty zinc]

I wouldn't hold out hope for HW3

[naive turret]

To this day I’m surprised we got a second one ngl

[hasty zinc]

fr

[naive turret]

Pleasantly surprised granted but still.
Is a shame because I’d like that story to be resolved in some way.

[hasty zinc]

I have an original idea for the resolution

[ivory saddle]

What is it good for (absolutely nothing)

[hasty zinc]

Jerome goes into cryosleep to be woken up when he's needed

starship launch soon

[worldly venture]

Hes not needed now? With the banished muckin about?

[hasty zinc]

I mean, he's kinda stuck

Spirit of Fire has no functional slipspace drive

[tight remnant]

Alice and Douglas don't get enough love 🙁

[hasty zinc]

who?

jk

[worldly venture]

Fastest jk ever

[valid portal]

if 343s the one making the next halo wars
no clue how it'll turn out since they didn't make the first 2

[cedar turret]

https://tenor.com/view/alice-nelson-ann-b-davis-the-brady-bunch-stirring-eggs-beating-gif-21452072

[hasty zinc]

wat

[worldly venture]

Whos gonna tell him

[cedar turret]

https://tenor.com/view/kirk-douglas-andooga-cravello-you-the-man-head-man-gif-13820539021938498719

Alice and douglas.

[worldly venture]

https://tenor.com/view/alice-yelling-yell-ah-marmot-gif-17075983378586680574

[valid portal]

oh what's next
Bethesda made fallout new Vegas because Bethesda made fallout 3 and new Vegas was built off of 3 somewhat, ignoring how much obsidian did

it was creative assembly that made wars, not 343

[worldly venture]

Both 343 and CA made wars 2

And no, Bethesda published NV

oopsy

[valid portal]

that's what I'm saying..
because I thought 343's involvement with wars 2 was a technicality (eg: technically but not really), although this comparison doesn't really work because all Bethesda offered was the base of fallout 3 and that's it

[hasty zinc]

I'm pretty sure they co-developed it

[worldly venture]

yerp

Even then, in technicals, Bethesda did develop new vegas, as it wouldnt exist if 3 never was made by them

Unless they can cook up some engine in 10 months

And literally everything else

[valid portal]

half life is a quake 2 clone

[candid solar]

Halo 5's writer also wrote parts of Halo Wars 2, they (343) had a lot of involvement.

[worldly venture]

They cooked?!

[obsidian wyvern]

I saw aegis and had to check which aegis it was out of reflex

[valid portal]

but yeah before today I didn't know 343 had any involvement in wars 2 besides publishing

[worldly venture]

Aegis Fate, the achievement

[naive turret]

Or the ship

[obsidian wyvern]

yeah, it's also his birthday today 🤔

[candid solar]

Perhaps I should change my name to Aegisbird just to confuse Rev/Dynf/Aegis.

[obsidian wyvern]

it is aegis day

[candid solar]

Frabjous day, callooh callay, we are all Aegis, I say.

[worldly venture]

im part aegis

[hasty zinc]

starship scrubbed 😔

[fickle drift]

Wait is it really aegis birthday

[hasty zinc]

yea

[fickle drift]

Happy birthday

[hasty zinc]

thanks!

[fickle drift]

NP I hope I made it a little better

[hasty zinc]

one year away from 40 🥀

[cedar turret]

https://tenor.com/view/nikki-newman-yr-paisoaps-gif-564188168665258760

[hasty zinc]

66!?!

[cedar turret]

Is it 67? I don't want to rob you

[forest fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-halo-infinite-escharum-brute-bear-witness-gif-24001135

i have arrived

[worldly venture]

[vagrant kettle]

I need a belt fed machine gun in halo

Just please, make it a commando reskin, I don’t care

[floral pollen]

technially the CMA Commando is
It's based on a cut LMG concept art from Reach

[worldly venture]

Best commando model btw

rn anyways

[fickle drift]

That’s the thing

[vagrant kettle]

Good so it’ll fit in the lore
Now it just needs to be done

Winter update 🙏

[worldly venture]

Just wear the chest belt on mark VB and you basically got it

In spirit anyways

[vagrant kettle]

Probably a waste of ten bucks but it’s so cool

[worldly venture]

I bought it instantly and have been using since it came

Halo 3 stuff cool but that Bandoilor is so peak

[vagrant kettle]

Same

Now I just need m199x for a Vietnam fit

Plus falcon, so it will work even better

[paper swallow]

anyone wanna play halo 3 campaign w me? im chill

[worldly venture]

Good thing you're chill

[bright halo]

is halo 5 a sequel to Halo infinite?

finished mcc and started playing this gmae

[floral pollen]

Other way around
Infinite is after 5

[bright halo]

yeah thats right

thats I meant to say

I ve heard some people sy that halo 5's story was discontinued

and Halo infinite doesn't follow the same lore

[floral pollen]

It's not a direct connection I think, but a lot of the story aspects from 4 and 5 tie in to Infinite (I've never played 5 tho so idrk)

[hasty zinc]

to be fair, none of the Halo games pick up directly where the previous ones left off, with maybe the exception of reach and I guess 3-4

[vagrant kettle]

That’s why that new book is coming out

To prime us for halo 7

Or 8

What are we on again

[fickle drift]

Hunter the book reader over here

[dusty yew]

Nerd

[fickle drift]

Ikr

[shell hull]

Yeah 7

[vagrant kettle]

Smh I can literally count on one hand how many Halos we have
That’s sad

[ivory saddle]

I think its like 15 games in total

Including halo wars and fireteam raven