general-chat

[cedar turret]

It can already play the best video game ever made, but it would be nice to play something newish

[meager linden]

Just watched to quest page, Towerbone looks promising, maybe it's a good game

And chat went dead
Classic

[faint mantle]

Wort

[quaint kettle]

SPLITLIPS!

[spare owl]

Delta Arena is fantastic

[idle plume]

nooo don't downgrade your windows

[meager linden]

Imgur is cooked
I can't upload images that I wanted to share
(On the image puzzle picture that I am currently collecting)
Can I share it on #1076327824924872755 ?

[toxic flume]

hey

[granite sky]

I assumed the quest things are a paid advertising service idk tho. I assume all games from it are bad and ignore immediately lol

[hybrid plover]

i want some collard greens

[meager linden]

On quests was Doom Dark Ages once, and I don't think it's a bad game

[granite sky]

True. I'm just very hostile towards all ads and always avoid when I can. It a side effect

[iron basin]

how do yall get gif/pic perms

[meager linden]

@faint mantle don't kill me, and sorry for ping, but where can I share it?

[faint mantle]

Uhhhhh what other image services are there

I'm sure there are a bunch

https://imgbb.com/ is the first thing I got

Yeah it works

[meager linden]

https://ibb.co/5gd6wpFD
https://ibb.co/GvPG3Ljw
https://ibb.co/rGWwwNJv
https://ibb.co/mrRzZP4H
So, the first three links are puzzle picture pieces that I collected, the four links are how it is supposed to be, all the puzzle count is 13200 pieces, doing alone

[faint mantle]

Oh those are beautiful
You've earned an embed:
https://ibb.co/5gd6wpFD
https://ibb.co/GvPG3Ljw
https://ibb.co/rGWwwNJv

[waxen rose]

Alicorn💕

[rare cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/collard-greens-gif-17988177318594379029

IYKYK

[fickle drift]

Firefight anyone ?

[meager linden]

Thanks for sharing

[meager linden]

"Silence fills the empty grave, now that I have gone. But my mind is not at rest, for questions linger on. I will ask, and you will answer"
Gravemind to dead chat

[rare cedar]

Keep it dead, makes my job easier

[peak kettle]

Anybody know a good 8s server

[raw frost]

I wish we could get the music from the campaign lobby for the mp lobby

[toxic flume]

hi

[near coral]

would anyone like to see a remaster of hao reach??

*halo

anyone here??

[next dagger]

Yes

I am alive

[near coral]

wassup

[next dagger]

Howdy

[near coral]

hello there

hru

[next dagger]

Im alright

[near coral]

nice

[next dagger]

You?

[lapis ivy]

No not downgrade but upgrade it to windows 11 but I guess it does not meet the 11 requirements

[near coral]

im good thanks @next dagger

[next dagger]

A Spartan you are, yes?

[near coral]

...yes sir

why the question?

[next dagger]

Some people use Name-Number for purpose other than SID

[near coral]

ah ok

what is ur fav halo game??

[next dagger]

Unfortunately for me, Im still in the MCC clan community

[near coral]

nice

[next dagger]

So Reach

Your?

[near coral]

my fav is HALO: REACH too

i still prefer reach

man i miss the days of the xbox 360

[next dagger]

Your account, made today..?

[near coral]

yeah that is my first day in discord

[next dagger]

Ever.?

[near coral]

yeah

[next dagger]

Oh man

[near coral]

you've been there for a while??

[next dagger]

Since 2019, yeah

[near coral]

nice

[next dagger]

This is your first time on discord, im gonna warn you and tell you to be careful

Maybe not in this server, but things will weird you out

[near coral]

ok thanks for the warning buddy

[next dagger]

Anyway, Wsp

[near coral]

just got off halo 4 and thought about making my account

you?

[next dagger]

Bouta do some things will my boy James SO05

[near coral]

nice

[molten pelican]

Have you done the ritual yet

[near coral]

which one???

[molten pelican]

oh man

[near coral]

wat

[molten pelican]

The ring of fire of course

[near coral]

the what of what now??

[molten pelican]

oh man

[near coral]

if you mean verifying my age and other stuff so yess

i gotta dip be back at 5:00 pm bye yall

[molten pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/ring-of-fire-fish-tank-finding-nemo-volcano-eruption-gif-4291239124605838786

[rare cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/panties-undies-panty-raid-patrick-spongebob-gif-5611702

[granite sky]

does he know the secret cool guy handshake

[molten pelican]

Doubt it, it's a rarity these days

[molten pelican]

Guten Morgen

[near coral]

A wait @molten pelican u mean the nemo reference i know this one its already done lol😆

[fickle drift]

Oh lmao, your gonna have a blast

Everyone can either be complete asshats, or really nice, depends on who you talk to

[near coral]

Ok

Wich one are you then???

[fickle drift]

Which* and it depends on my mood

Y'all need to learn how to spell lol

Kids these days smh

[near coral]

Stupid auto correct and im not a kid bruh

[fickle drift]

Lol

[raw frost]

Ah yes just got reported for taking a calcine disruptor in firefight LMFAO

[near coral]

Lmao

[fickle drift]

Dx

[near coral]

Man the halo discord is pretty chill actually😀

[obsidian wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/reasonsimbroke-larry-david-hbo-hbo-max-meh-gif-24169087

[fickle drift]

This one, sure. The CC, however...

[near coral]

Wait there is another official halo discord??

[obsidian wyvern]

no

[near coral]

Ah ok

[fickle drift]

I can't really be talking though, considering I'm in it, but the one I'm in is a bit more chill

[near coral]

Nice

[fickle drift]

You know what I'm talking about, right?

[rare cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/giggle-laughing-gif-20076831

[obsidian wyvern]

also no

[near coral]

K

What?

[fickle drift]

CC is the Halo Clan Community

[obsidian wyvern]

[near coral]

Ah k

[versed scaffold]

hi

[near coral]

Gotta go my friend is calling bye y'all

[fickle drift]

It's basically composed of a lot of small or big military roleplay groups based off of the factions we have in lore

[fickle drift]

Clans are mentioned and you appeared lmfao. I don't really chat in this server tho lol

[versed scaffold]

🤣

[fickle drift]

Wait, you joined yesterday

Seeing your bio, I rlly don't like the Forza games, even though they can be relaxing to drive around in

I enjoy Forza’s core driving well enough. But the progression system is rubbish and the ‘good vibes only’ mentality kills any kind of personality the games could have.

I’m from the era of Most Wanted ‘05 and Burnout 3, granted.
So my type of racing game is largely extinct these days.

Fair

Main games I play is Watch Dogs 1, MCC (mainly Reach and ODST), Minecraft, Dead By Daylight, and very rarely, Roblox

I'm trying to 100% Watch Dogs, and it's gonna be a pain to do so

[raw frost]

Midnight club and burnout 🤌

[molten pelican]

#1076334026090094602 here's the meme channel

[fickle drift]

Can't blame us for tryin

[fickle drift]

Halo reach is already looking good as it is, even if it came out 15 years ago

[near coral]

Yeah

[fickle drift]

So I don't think I wanna see a remaster of Reach

And not 3 either, 3 and ODST still holds up well to today's standards imo

[raw frost]

Not them facial models

[near coral]

Yeah 343 screwed up with cortana

[fickle drift]

Only with 5

[raw frost]

I liked her design in 5

[fickle drift]

CE better lol

[raw frost]

Original 2 was my personal favorite

[fickle drift]

If I had to rank the games it'll probably be: Reach, ODST, 3, CE, 2, 4, 5, Infinite

[raw frost]

5 over infinite is crazy work

[fickle drift]

5 was decent, ig. Infinite just wasn't it. It should've have done open world imo

[raw frost]

2, 3, CE, Reach, Infinite, 4, ODST, 5

[fickle drift]

If I may ask, what's wrong with ODST?

[raw frost]

Nothing, it’s just lower since it’s really only campaign and firefight.

[fickle drift]

Fair, I really liked it's Campaign

[raw frost]

Me too, I wish it was like 5 missions longer though

[fickle drift]

I wanna grab all the audio logs

[raw frost]

It’s a chore but it’s worth it

[fickle drift]

https://tenor.com/view/seinfeild-george-castanza-think-contemplative-jazz-jazz-music-gif-4862341

And the atmosphere for ODST was also great. The rain, pitter patter of footsteps, just amazing. Along with the jazz, omgggg

[fickle drift]

Ye, I've been thinking about it, and why doesn't gifs work-

[raw frost]

Halo 4 has a really underrated soundtrack

I’m not sure why Gifs are disabled in this channel

[fickle drift]

I never really payed attention to it tbh. When I started playing multiplayer more, I turned off in game music (which also shut up some sounds in a lot of maps) so I can hear a lot better or listen to my Spotify lol

[raw frost]

I couldn’t do that. I always like my music on

[fickle drift]

There’s some standouts but a lot of it blends into ambient noises to me.

I think H5 does a better job of using actual motifs even if the game is addicted to that one string progression.

[raw frost]

Belly of the beast, Revival and Green and Blue are some of my favorites from 4

[fickle drift]

DfD from ODST

[meager linden]

Good green day people of Halo
How it's going?

[obsidian wyvern]

blue teams use of 117 was pretty go od

[fickle drift]

Just pulled an all nighter after waking up at 8am yesterday, I'm trying to go for 3 all nighters in a row

It's currently 05:20 am

[raw frost]

Why is this 0 score bug still in the game bro

[raw frost]

That’s not healthy. You will crash

[drowsy coyote]

If I did this at 27 I think I’d die after one night

[fickle drift]

I'm aware, I've done it before lol

[fickle drift]

Fair

Luckily I'm nowhere in my 20s lmfao

[raw frost]

I’m a cop so I work nights. I’m always asleep through the day. If I absolutely need to stay awake I’ll mix a monster with black coffee and chug it

[fickle drift]

Saw your bio, ik lol

[raw frost]

Monster and black coffee are a hell of a combo. You’ll be wired for a few hours

[fickle drift]

Fair

[graceful inlet]

Hello.

[jade gust]

A full open world experience wouldn't really mesh well with what Halo is. Master Chief isn't exactly the kind of person who goes on side quests for a merchant needing three animal pelts. He's a highly trained super soldier who normally is deployed on specific missions

[meager linden]

You're alive... Wait, how are you alive?

[jade gust]

We'd need someone new to be our protagonist in an open world Halo

[graceful inlet]

😅 Yes I am

[jade gust]

Like a scavenger or someone not affiliated with the UNSC's military

[fickle drift]

Ye

[candid solar]

Damn, if only someone made a specific classification of spartan deployment and a specific type of armor that would happen to align with such a role.

[obsidian wyvern]

screw open world anyway

[jade gust]

https://tenor.com/view/dandadan-dumbfounded-momo-ayase-ayase-momo-ken-takakura-gif-14575386895602202640

[jade gust]

I honestly think too many people saw where you can go in modern open world games (So like in the past 10 years) and went "This is what every game should be" without actually thinking of what makes an open world environment work in those games

[candid solar]

Frogger, but it's open world, with a progression system and grafting system. And a settlement building system.

[jade gust]

https://tenor.com/view/dandadan-anime-momo-ayase-okarun-ken-takakura-gif-1624990033878390232

[candid tusk]

grafting system. My god the macabre.

[wise pecan]

Morning from est

[fickle drift]

The boxing kangaroo is back

[candid solar]

I meant to say crafting, but oh well

[molten pelican]

Healing animations more detailed than all of the Far Cry games combined

[wise pecan]

Yas lol

They don't call me kanga for nothing ahaha

[fickle drift]

😂

[stuck wind]

I wonder if the halo X COD crossover is being saved for BO7

[obsidian wyvern]

mid meets trash

[fickle drift]

I’m so hyped for bo7 🫩

[feral yew]

I didnt realize there was more than 4!

[fickle drift]

Yeah Cold War is bo5

[rare cedar]

didn't bo6 just come out last year

[fickle drift]

Hi,

[obsidian wyvern]

yes

and bo7 is already coming out 🥴

[rare cedar]

[livid haven]

I'm back

[dry lintel]

They’ve been doing this for like 20 years now man

[obsidian wyvern]

yeah but 2 black ops games back to back is new no

well, with their recent ways

[dry lintel]

I guess lol

[fickle drift]

They usually squeeze a Modern Warfare between them I thought

Or whatever Sledgehammer does idk

[dry lintel]

Its yearly releases in general, but yeah black ops was always every other year (sort of)

[rare cedar]

I knew they (CoD) had a 1 game per year by a different studio, rotating between Black Ops, Mondern Warfare, and something else, but never have we seen the same game title come out 2 years later

[idle plume]

Halo should do this, but COD is succesful

[amber mirage]

MWII to MWIII was one year

[idle plume]

Like Halo is not even 3-4 years per release it's like 7 years

[obsidian wyvern]

i dont get this sentence

[idle plume]

Halo 7 might come out in 2027

[idle plume]

Call of duty is a cash cow that is why they make yearly releases

Halo isn't as succesful as Call of Duty

Microsoft knows this

[obsidian wyvern]

and most of what i hear about cod games is negative so lol

[idle plume]

they also rejected a Halo Doom crossover episode for secret level

[obsidian wyvern]

i put a decent amount of time into bo6 myself and it wasnt great

[candid tusk]

It's popular online to dog on the popular game franchises. Doesn't make them bad.

[obsidian wyvern]

i dont want halo to do yearly releases, look at how infinite launched after years of work and now you want yearly versions of that idk

[idle plume]

we know Cod is succesful because they told us

[fickle drift]

I think Rev's arguing to the quality aspect not the financial success

[indigo lotus]

There has been change of pattern on CoD development. It mostly seems to be now Infintiny Ward and Treyarch. Sledgehammer last released was WWII back in 2017.

[obsidian wyvern]

i know cod is huge lol

[fickle drift]

Everyone knows CoD is a juggernaut financially

Activision has done very well off getting people addicted to their slop

At least it’s free if you own game pass now

Halo's in the other direction of massive gaps between mediocre releases. Neither is good, imo.

[idle plume]

their campaigns are okay, we get memes like Press F to pay respect

[fickle drift]

I see your quality bar is subterranean

[obsidian wyvern]

wow we got craig, infinite is such a cool game

[idle plume]

I want advanced warfare 2 ngl

[fickle drift]

👏

[drowsy coyote]

If that’s what it takes for a polished completed game

[obsidian wyvern]

[idle plume]

no that what it takes for a complete change of game engine

they rebranded and everything I can only assume they just recently started development

[fickle drift]

'Multiple' 'Projects' 'In the works' for over a year now so there's that.

What each of those mean is anyone's guess.

Could be another Pit remake.

[idle plume]

Halo 1

[candid tusk]

lol was going to say, I think we'll only ever see one of those multiple products.

[rare cedar]

I do enjoy CoD’s campaign

[candid tusk]

I really, truly wish that they'd just license out the IP to more game studios. I need Warhammer levels of games games games.

[fickle drift]

Creative Assembly did well with HW2, so its not even an alien concept.

[candid tusk]

Right? HW and HW2 were fantastic.

[idle plume]

Halo needs an action adventure game

[candid tusk]

It's like they're too busy hemming and hawwing over what the "soul of halo" is or something behind the scenes.

[molten pelican]

Too vague for me to get excited, need to see something announced soon

[normal owl]

"At Xbox our vision is for you to play the games you want with the people you want, anywhere you want. That’s why we’re investing in our next-generation hardware lineup — across console, handheld, PC, cloud, and accessories. I’m thrilled to share we’ve established a strategic multi-year partnership with AMD to co-engineer silicon across a portfolio of devices — including our next-generation Xbox consoles in your living room and in your hands. Together with AMD we’re advancing the state of art in gaming silicon to deliver the next generation of graphics innovation, to unlock a deeper level of visual quality and immersive gameplay and player experiences enhanced with the power of AI. All while maintaining compatibility with your existing library of Xbox games. This is all about building you a gaming platform that’s always with you, so you can play the games you want across devices anywhere you want — delivering you an Xbox experience not locked to a single store or tied to one device. That’s why we’re working closely with the Windows team to ensure that Windows is the number one platform for gaming. The next-generation of Xbox is coming to life and this is just the beginning, we can’t wait to show you what’s next." --Sarah Bond, President of Xbox

[rare cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/steven-grant-moon-knight-not-reading-that-essay-gif-25788755

[molten pelican]

ah hell nah I ain't reading allat

[rare cedar]

@ grok summarize what he said

[idle plume]

Spartan Assault 2

[rare cedar]

I am though interested in getting the Xbox handheld

So I can finally play helldivers and join the cause

[meager linden]

Helldivers available on Steam

[idle plume]

it was since launch

[rare cedar]

Yup

[meager linden]

Also

Good red evening people of Halo

[obsidian wyvern]

I thought you bought the game

[lavish hamlet]

I bought helldivers on launch day I think I have less than 3 hours played total

[fickle drift]

You should send that duke nukem gif

[normal owl]

I'm very interested in how Xbox will ensure Steam and other platform games are optimized on console. That's one of console's primary draws: universal development-level required optimization for that specific machine.

[harsh vector]

coward

[normal owl]

But if Xbox Next lets me use wireless MKB and play a RTS... man that would be awesome.

[obsidian wyvern]

next?

someone tell them to go back to numbers

[normal owl]

no idea what its naming convention will be so I just used Next

[obsidian wyvern]

no I saw someone else say that too, so you saying it made me think it might've been confirmed

[normal owl]

oh shoot no, parallel thinking then.

[fickle drift]

Xbox: Subsequent

[normal owl]

Print the boxes: this is the one.

[lavish hamlet]

amd and xbox? it's christmas in june

[normal owl]

"maintaining compatibility with your existing library of Xbox games": so it will natively run all old games? Unless they undertook a massive game-by-game backwards compatibility project?

[analog knot]

Optimized? For other platforms? We don’t really do that around these parts, it’s working fine in our test environment, so you the consumer are wrong.

If it compiles it ships

[fickle drift]

Natively running previous gens would be a wild undertaking but amazing for preservation.

Digital back-compat and the current system can only go so far given expiring licenses and discontinued studios.

[rare cedar]

I have it on my laptop but I never use it

[analog knot]

Check the latest few MCC updates for confirmation 😭

[normal owl]

true true true, good point on the licensing

[analog knot]

But I do agree it will be interesting to see what kind of controls they put in place.

[normal owl]

This is all sounding like Xbox One: Finally Doing What We Wanted Back Then

wait I know the perfect name for our times:
Xbox One: Remake

[analog knot]

When they said they were working on something that’s been with Xbox since the beginning…they meant the Xbox itself.

[candid tusk]

Xbox Series NeXt
Xbox Series NeSt

It's perfect.

Absolutely aligns with the grandma confusing naming from every single generation of Xbox.

[normal owl]

Xbox OneU

[rare cedar]

Xbox MaX +

[meager bluff]

Debate time
What is the best halo game of all time?

[dry lintel]

xbox 2

[rare cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/master-chief-halo-gif-21976477

[fickle drift]

Halo reach according to @rare cedar

[rare cedar]

“er mah gerd master chief is sprinting in the trailer, h3 is gunna have sprint!!!1!!”

-HaloFollower (probably)

[idle plume]

Halo Reach

[meager bluff]

Halo CE is my favourite

[pliant hatch]

to unlock a deeper level of visual quality and immersive gameplay and player experiences enhanced with the power of AI.
ugh, everything gotta have AI nowadays. so lame

[dry lintel]

Bubble shield isn’t even like that in the game smh

[waxen rose]

My kinda person

[candid tusk]

I'm 30% sure that adding AI to your press release ensures that the share price goes up by 3%, per inclusion of the term AI.

[waxen rose]

Al??? Like… weird Al :)

[candid tusk]

Share price would have doubled if the press release included a Weird Al colab, absolutely.

[waxen rose]

Weird Al halo collab when. This is a need.

[grizzled gazelle]

Not sure if it's a coincidence or not, but I noticed that the armor coating " Nomad Sutler" (that I don't have the SP to get ) uses an identical color palette as Demolishor from Transformers Armada.

[worldly venture]

I see it

[willow hedge]

Xbox 720

[molten pelican]

Generative AI, nobody uses the term correctly, halo CE has "ai" lol. And fr I don't love it when it's used for artistic purposes

[willow hedge]

Generative Ai is ruining humanity tbh

[molten pelican]

I'm sounding like trench

[willow hedge]

Atleast deepfakes are illegal now

[hasty zinc]

well

[fickle drift]

Maybe in the machine-created human battery farm simulations they'll have good Halo games.

[waxen rose]

This is stopping no one

[hasty zinc]

certain deepfakes are

[molten pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/future-gen-consels-wii2-ps4-xbox720-i-phone-2-i-box-new-i-pod-wii-phone-gif-14706844956442032772

[hasty zinc]

not all

[willow hedge]

Yes

[waxen rose]

XBOX 720!!

pls subscribe…

[willow hedge]

We need these

[grizzled gazelle]

The only AIs I need are Roland, Durandal , Weapon, Vergil and Circ

[waxen rose]

The fact that you need AI says something

(/j)

[grizzled gazelle]

In game that being

[waxen rose]

Me when the only AI I need is Vega

[fickle drift]

Vega was chill.

[obsidian wyvern]

Vegas cool

[waxen rose]

Objective: Blow up mars!!!!

[fickle drift]

Something about needing Mars' polar region just to cool him effectively which is rad af.

[obsidian wyvern]

I was confused how he was in the new game but then I remembered it was a prequel

[waxen rose]

Yeah we missed out on Vega content bc of its place on the doom lore which broke my heart ngl

Crying for days bc of the lack of new Vega content….

[grizzled gazelle]

I don't trust iratus or Tycho I hear Tycho is a bit Psycho

[obsidian wyvern]

got 11 more missions to 100% in the game

[waxen rose]

5 hours of gameplay here you come

[obsidian wyvern]

what sucks is I'm already at 99% for a lot of them and I've missed stuff towards the end so I gotta replay the entire level lol

[fickle drift]

Is there a difficulty completion achievement for Dark Ages?

[obsidian wyvern]

nope

[fickle drift]

Good.

[obsidian wyvern]

that's why I was fine with completing it

[waxen rose]

Besides you getting different colored armor

[obsidian wyvern]

I guess because of their slider to change the difficulty, they just went screw it and gave u an achievement for completing the game

[fickle drift]

I say that as if I haven't done LASO, nothing should really phase me at this point.

[obsidian wyvern]

i don't think laso has me ready for dead space's hardest difficulty

[waxen rose]

Me and my Isaac Clarke plush

[obsidian wyvern]

an achievement for beating the entire game without dying smh

[fickle drift]

Got to break out the tech for that

[grizzled gazelle]

That Xbox ROG handheld console looks fun

[old surge]

Hello chat

[tawdry iris]

Me when halo

Cool new tag thing, how is halo gang?

[molten pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/captain-america-captain-marvel-so-you-killed-chat-killed-chat-gif-12996990456725077883

[tawdry iris]

It’s so over

[meager linden]

https://ibb.co/VWTXHhTh
Just finished another 13200 puzzle picture piece

[abstract walrus]

Guys how long will it take for me to get the hayabusa bundle if I’m at 1600 sp

[obsidian wyvern]

lol

[molten pelican]

not long pal

Nearly there

[abstract walrus]

Alr

[west basin]

honestly, im a freelance artist so im home all day. went crazy yesterday when i found out about the hayabusa drop. grinded and got 10k sp. i started with 2k so its doable.

[muted oxide]

They should retcon halo 4-6 as the bronze timeline

And then redo the sequels to halo 3 and if they are good, “the gold timeline” and if they are bad, pick a different mineral

The show is the silver timeline afterall

[abstract walrus]

today is my last exam so after I finish it I’m gonna be able to grind

[obsidian wyvern]

you shouldn't be allowed to share your thoughts anymore

[west basin]

good luck man.

[abstract walrus]

Ty

[meager linden]

Good puzzle night people of Halo

[candid tusk]

Do it up.

[jade gust]

Terrible idea, would actually cause 10x more confusion than just carrying on from where Halo Infinite left off

Like, imagine having to explain to someone that they shouldn't play a specific set of Halo games because "fans deemed them terrible and so the company making them retconned them out of existence"

That would put people off playing because they'd not want to grow attached to the characters which may be introduced as suddenly it could all just be not canon anymore

[meager linden]

Only one bag left to collect, and 13200 puzzles will be completed

[bold sparrow]

No different than what Disney did with Star Wars, surely that cant be-
Oh. Right.

[meager linden]

Did I miss something important?

[obsidian wyvern]

there was 1 single message between your last message and this one so

[waxen rose]

the misser

[silk beacon]

Reminds me of an NPC from borderlands saying "YOUR NEXT OBJECTIVE... IS TO BLOW UP THE OCEANNN"

[waxen rose]

Blow up 70 percent of the earth… NOW!!1!!1

[tacit lantern]

Yes im with it

[silk beacon]

Bro that npc kept giving you wierd objectives like "Punch the bartender so hard he explodes" XD

[waxen rose]

We love him
He's so me core if I was a crazy npc in borderlands

[tacit lantern]

Torgue 100% 😂

[silk beacon]

Yuss he knows

[spare owl]

Halo

[frosty siren]

Is there a way to turn off being throw into a game mid match

Because it's so annoying when I'm throw in a match and the team i joined has 8 kill while the emeny team has 30

[quaint kettle]

Nope

[meager linden]

If only

I hate this thing too
Joining in mid of match

[floral pollen]

No, but I third in wishing there was

[meager linden]

Also
Did server also got perms to create gradient roles or not?
Because on my friend server it arrived with tags

[frosty siren]

As in i can have my name fade from orange to black?

I honestly don't know what's worse... ranked or joining games mid match

Prob mid match

[meager linden]

Yes

[frosty siren]

Cus in ranked your expecting it and if your team dose leave you don't lose rank points

But in quick play your not

[frosty siren]

How

How do I do it?

[obsidian wyvern]

your server needs to be boosted 3 times

[meager linden]

Ok, good night people of Halo

[random swallow]

Night

[wise pecan]

Bing bong

[coral wadi]

Ded server

[steady jolt]

Start a conversation then

[graceful inlet]

I dont know why but.. last time I played halo infinite... the game broke my tv screen. now I have a new TV and... it kinda pixelates the tv...

the led screen got fried or something...

[steady jolt]

I don't think the game did that

[graceful inlet]

I know it sounds stupid... the thing is that... i dont think that the black screen should be purple... this is what happened now.

[dreamy stirrup]

there is zero chance the game did that

[fickle drift]

Hi Sam

And everyone

[dreamy stirrup]

howdy

[graceful inlet]

very well. then it was just... bad coincidence😅

[steady jolt]

It's more likely to be an issue with your TV, the cable you're using, or if it's a PC/laptop, your graphics card

[graceful inlet]

sam when youre here... can I ask something??? do you have some info for exmaple about halo seaosn 2 soundtracks?😅 if theyll be released one day? or you just know about game stuff??

[meager linden]

Hello there

[graceful inlet]

hi.

[meager linden]

@fickle driftcheck it out my another collected puzzle picture piece

[fickle drift]

Ight my G

[meager linden]

Makes sense
Thanks

I don't know what you say, but maybe it's meant something good

Ok people, see you all tomorrow

[fierce matrix]

um guys i heard the new halo game is a stupid book

[hasty zinc]

it's not a game, it's a book

how can it be game if book

[fierce matrix]

some one said it was a game

[fierce matrix]

so your telling me the new halo is a god damn book

[granite sky]

who tells u this

[fierce matrix]

a friend of mine

[granite sky]

ah great

[steady jolt]

There is a new book coming out, but it's not a replacement for a new Halo game. There are multiple projects being developed, including whatever comes after Infinite

[fierce matrix]

great

[jade gust]

Also like, reading's good for ya (I say, having yet to read my copy of Don Quixote I picked up last month)

[covert dove]

[fierce matrix]

reading sucks

[fickle drift]

Looks like someone isn’t a good reader

[forest lagoon]

Have you considered that it's not reading that sucks but maybe it's you that sucks at reading?

[fierce matrix]

it does tho

[fickle drift]

Get this man a true

Obligatory 'you're reading right now' jumpscare

😦

[fierce matrix]

i know

like the only good halo book is the flood

[quaint kettle]

[fickle drift]

[marble lark]

So what's the deal with fireteam raven - did they disable its ability to scan the qr code on your phone or are just some of the cabinets broken?

[candid solar]

Ugh, what?

[worldly sedge]

All these servers I’m in finally getting their server tags and I’m sticking with Halo because I’m loyal

[fickle drift]

Me as well

[obsidian wyvern]

same

[dry lintel]

same

[normal owl]

samus

[waxen rose]

im unloyal and EVIL.

[granite sky]

yea im loyal

[obsidian wyvern]

thought that said elon and was gonna sacrifice you

[green swift]

Soo uhh what’s 343/Halo studios up to?

[quaint kettle]

Multiple projects, thats all we know

[green swift]

Any ideas on what they might be? I haven’t been in the loop

[quaint kettle]

Nope

[green swift]

So are things basically like the dark ages between halo 5 and halo infinite again?

[dry lintel]

Ya

[green swift]

Eh, I don’t got that endurance to wait like that again. I remember how stoked I was waiting for halo infinite for 5 years

Buuuut I’m 17 now

[waxen rose]

Thumbs up emoji

[green swift]

👍🏻

[toxic flume]

yoo

[undone cosmos]

waddup

MCC is goated

[faint mantle]

I am unsure, but my local Fireteam Raven machines also had their sensor removed.

[rare cedar]

Good morning chat

[wet oar]

Greetings, I’m new here

[waxen rose]

wow they really put Dutch from RDR into H3: ODST😔

[coral stump]

🫩

[coral stump]

lmaooo real

as a 17 yo myself it sucks to see nobody else my age likes this game as much as i do

[lapis ivy]

Hello halo bros how's y'all doing)

[waxen rose]

Im doing good hby

[coral stump]

alls well

[lapis ivy]

Doing good just finished exercising with my at home gym bike and burned 1800 calories same thing tomorrow

Glad to hear

[waxen rose]

Burned 1800 calories omg how long have you been on that bike

[lapis ivy]

Dk it's probably just my determination

[waxen rose]

I went to my besties place to borrow a game but all she had was Final Fantasy games

[lapis ivy]

No halo?

[waxen rose]

No halo💔

[lapis ivy]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

You should borrow halo from some of your other friends

[waxen rose]

I own all the halo games
Gamestop thank you for indulging in my obsession

[lapis ivy]

Did you get them brand new or pre-owned? I usually got most of them from Walmart

[waxen rose]

Preowned bc its cheaper that way

[lapis ivy]

👍

[floral pollen]

I like it a lot tbh lol
I'm 16 rn

[lapis ivy]

I just became 34 I'm old lol

[waxen rose]

Old guy spotted smh

[gusty swan]

Retirement home time

[cedar turret]

that would be about 5 hours

[faint mantle]

Happy 🐦y

[hasty zinc]

haha yeah I know right, so old. Imagine being that old HA HA

[waxen rose]

I know what you are. Grandpa.

[faint mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/i-know-what-you-are-bella-swan-kristen-stewart-edward-cullen-robert-pattinson-gif-18229920

[lapis ivy]

But the older you get the wiser and experienced you get in halo

[waxen rose]

The slower you get at halo bc your joints hurt

[lapis ivy]

Really that would be 5 hours?

[faint mantle]

1,800 kcal is no small feat

[lapis ivy]

That didn't cross my mind

[faint mantle]

For me that's usually about 3.5 hours of jogging

[waxen rose]

5 hours of bike time is crazy work

[lapis ivy]

I guess my bike monitor is probably incorrect I don't know I can't tell how that thing works but I do sweat like crazy and lose weight eventually

[waxen rose]

Is the halo 3 rat in halo 3: ODST
This is important info that I must know

[echo agate]

can someone redo how weighted CTF is in the delta arena playlist? bc literally the only games i get are CTF on narrows, and maybe snowbound if im lucky. the only other map i almost ever see is like the pit

[lapis ivy]

Cutting grass I do sweat profusely but losing weight in doing that is a slow Tuesday where I come from and below my pay grade

[waxen rose]

Lawn mowerrrrr

[lapis ivy]

Lawn dart!!!

[glossy holly]

any links to discords for competitive halo lfg? All links on reddit are dead

[fickle drift]

How’s that retirement home been for you

[lapis ivy]

😂

I started to play halo at age 10 and mid to late 20s still on it how old can anyone be to play halo?

@fickle drift

[hexed geyser]

thats funny cuz my 10y/o bro stopped liking halo at exactly 10

[cedar turret]

You can probably send him back and trade him for a better model

Assuming you got the sibling insurance on purchase

[lapis ivy]

The opposite with me at age 10 was the flood made me shut down my old Xbox back in 2002

In that case your bro should get a refund tho

[waxen rose]

My 68-year-old grandpa told me he was too old to play halo
So we played Dead Space

[rustic wren]

Real.

[lapis ivy]

Seriously at what age can anyone play halo?

[waxen rose]

The age recommended on the box

[fickle drift]

I started playing halo when I was 16

[quaint kettle]

I started when I was at single digits

Idk which one exactly but yeah

[waxen rose]

Any baby that can pincer grab hold things like a controller and have object permanence can play halo ig

Any halo parents willing to try and get their tiny baby to play halo /j/j

[quaint kettle]

I played because my uncle had the game

Lived in a multi generation household when I was younger

[lapis ivy]

So you can be in your 20s and 30 and play halo?

Speaking of being an uncle I became uncle at the age of 12

Ps: real

[fickle drift]

Yeah I was an uncle at 9

[quaint kettle]

Thats about the age my uncle was when I started playing halo

Well probably younger

[lapis ivy]

Yeah I guess age doesn't matter as long you enjoy the game no problemo

[silk beacon]

DANG. I'm not an uncle yet 💔

[fickle drift]

My nephew watches skibidi toilet

[silk beacon]

Tbh, you need to be a youngest sibling with a big age gap from someone else-

[silk beacon]

I DIED READING THAT 🤢

[fickle drift]

As you should

[lapis ivy]

I only have one niece unfortunately

I wasn't really good at Halo when I was a kid now as an adult I'm getting the hang of it speaking of which I remember playing one matchmaking and in that match I shot another player with a shock rifle while sitting in the mongoose passenger seat

[waxen rose]

Bro atp just drop kick them into space, there's no saving them

[lapis ivy]

Nah more like upper cutting them into space

[wet oar]

Oh nah, your nephew is getting the energy sword

[safe dawn]

i swear if my niece ends up being one of those kids 😭

I ain't doing nothing bc my sister and brother in law can very easily kick my butt

[lapis ivy]

Same but but at my age I never got used to mouse and keyboard I still wish my old windows 7 PC could be upgraded to windows 11 for gaming and play halo infinite on it but merty said it probably doesn't meet the 11 requirements oh well I might as well recycle it even if it still works but it's a wreck and doesn't no longer access the browser and stuff

[safe dawn]

as a person who's about to be 17 in a few months, it's like the only game I consistently play lol

[quaint kettle]

Im in my 20s I’ve been enjoying infinite since it released

[waxen rose]

im gonna be 17 in 8 days and I love halo me when halo I jump for joy when halo when its halo time. Halo.

[safe dawn]

I've got just under 3 months left 😔

good news is I also graduate next year, so as SOON as I finish school I can kick my butt into gear and get a job/start working out more so I can get myself into shape for the job I want in the marines

[waxen rose]

Errk!

[safe dawn]

don't start with that 😭

[lapis ivy]

For a windows 7 PC I guess it's going to the recycle bin since it's outdated and can't no longer use the web and stuff

[quaint kettle]

Im still sad that my laptop cant run infinite but it can run metal gear v

[safe dawn]

I'm sure it can if you screw with it right enough

[safe dawn]

ngl, I'm suprised my laptop can run war thunder but not infinite

[waxen rose]

Gotta lose one great thing to have another great thing ...

[quaint kettle]

Yeah, its strange

[safe dawn]

20gb of ram and integrated graphics, and you're telling me I can run war thunder at (barely) 20 FPS but I can't even launch infinite without complaining?

[quaint kettle]

I got 8gb ram

[safe dawn]

dang

[lapis ivy]

My Asus ROG rtx can run infinite just great enough

[quaint kettle]

But metal gear 5 runs fine

[safe dawn]

bro did NOT have to flex on us like that 😭

[lapis ivy]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[quaint kettle]

I dont even understand half the words, he said

[safe dawn]

very expensive graphics card that costs about as much as my laptop

(~$500+ probably)

[waxen rose]

500. On a graphics card.

[quaint kettle]

My laptop is $600

Well free, from college

[safe dawn]

lol

[lapis ivy]

I was hoping to get the MSI rtx 3040 for $600 but I gave it up

[safe dawn]

my college laptop was like 2k+

(don't question how I'm in college and highschool at the same time, it will make less sense the more I explain)

[waxen rose]

My college laptop was 300 bucks😨

[waxen rose]

Im in PSEO too

[safe dawn]

to be fair, I'm taking engineering

[floral pollen]

I have 16 GB of ram and technically below minimum specs and I can somehow run Infinite (granted basically at like 10 FPS if more than 1 thing is happening, but)

[polar pewter]

Yo

[safe dawn]

PSE-what

[waxen rose]

Im in college and highschool at the same time too.

[quaint kettle]

Good thing I got an xbox one for infinite

[safe dawn]

what I'm doing isn't dual enrollment tho (I think)

[quaint kettle]

As some of yall know

[lapis ivy]

My HP omen was $1200 and that was money cash I saved

[safe dawn]

same lol

[quaint kettle]

30 fps is fine

[safe dawn]

me out here just trying to scrape together a little under 1.1K for a pc build

[waxen rose]

Okay flex

[lapis ivy]

All I'm saying if I really want that PC I would have to save up same thing with a switch or Xbox

[safe dawn]

pov: trying to stop listening to the song you have on loop bc you have stuff to do but it's too good to stop listening to

[waxen rose]

TWINNING WE ARE TWINNING

[safe dawn]

what song

[quaint kettle]

I got my xbox one for $50

[loud gazelle]

Real

[safe dawn]

mine was free 💀

[quaint kettle]

Very worth it

[waxen rose]

Drain You

[safe dawn]

I'd say the name of mine but it's in my bio since I have spotify linked so you can just look there ig (It's in japanese and I don't feel like getting yelled at for typing in JP lol)

[lapis ivy]

Heck no I might get electrocuted doing that 😬

[waxen rose]

Slayyy

[safe dawn]

you... have a fundamental misunderstanding of how hard it is to get zapped if you screw with stuff right

[quaint kettle]

The strokes

[waxen rose]

Me when I need to listen to The Smiths or I will explode

[safe dawn]

Ado goes hard 10/10 times (I don't expect anyone to know who I'm talking about)

[lapis ivy]

I'm not really good at building pcs so I just have to go with already built retail gaming laptops I have two of them and would've added the MSI and have three of them but as I said I gave it up

And it's specifications weren't that bad tbh

[safe dawn]

cries in realizing I let the song loop again

😐

finally

I managed to get my earbuds out before the next loop this time

[hybrid plover]

yall ever just watch north korean television

[lapis ivy]

And if I were to somehow manage to upgrade my windows 7 by building it to a windows 11 gaming PC it would probably it's speakers would sound like something out of WW2

[safe dawn]

we found the spy

[waxen rose]

“You are not immune to propaganda,” says our trusted friend Garfeild

[hybrid plover]

i just wanna see what they got going over there

[safe dawn]

literally nothing worthwhile

[hybrid plover]

seems so depressing

[willow hedge]

Chat I hit hero rank

[safe dawn]

cool

[waxen rose]

Slay!!!

[safe dawn]

ngl I'm 90% sure you're one of the only people who still says that

[lapis ivy]

So which of both devices is known to run infinite better a PC or Xbox cause I would have lag issues on the Asus ROG but as soon as I set the fps hz to 60 it ran good 👍

[waxen rose]

I have that lingo only cuties will understand

[safe dawn]

between my xbox and their pc, my xbox, but a pc with better specs than a series X will 100% run it better

my grammar is dying and it's almost 11pm, it's almost like it's a sign I should go to bed

[lapis ivy]

I have both series x and s as backups in case my PCs don't run infinite well

Xbox one barely does it

[safe dawn]

lucky, I'm just stuck with a xbox one until it dies/I get a PC that can run infinite well

[safe dawn]

ngl Xbox one runs fine for me... until I try to open spotify in a match 😭

[waxen rose]

No dont kill the Xbox one
I'll take care of her

[safe dawn]

I don't plan on it, also it's a him

[waxen rose]

ill care for him in your sted

[safe dawn]

nuh-uh I need him

[waxen rose]

Im napping your Xbox.

[safe dawn]

if I don't have him how am I supposed to keep executing cartel members in ghost recon and killing aliens in halo?

[lapis ivy]

Well I didn't know the series x and s were that good and powerful at first but your also lucky you got a PC that runs it excellently at least

[safe dawn]

over my dead body!

[waxen rose]

Custody battle over the Xbox one

[safe dawn]

I don't have a pc that runs it at all 💀

my laptop tried to and failed

miserably

[lapis ivy]

Just get an Asus ROG or an MSI rtx 3040 or something those run infinite just as good

[safe dawn]

i will keep that in mind as I continue scraping together $1.1k USD to clone my friends PC build

anyways I can feel my grasp on reality slipping away somehow (totally has nothing to do with my room having the walls be gray and it being 12 mintues to 11pm) so I'ma hop off of discord for the night, gn y'all

[lapis ivy]

I almost got discouraged by a PC repair technician on the phone saying that the MSI or Lenovo weren't that good but meh as long as they run infinite well it shouldn't matter tho

[safe dawn]

I will say, my lenovo ideapad 3 can almost run halo

it just needs a better graphics card, but I lack the knowledge (and space, and cash) to stick an external graphics card on this thing

[lapis ivy]

Same kinda the reason I stick to buying the gaming PCs from the store

[waxen rose]

Walmart gaming pc

[safe dawn]

LAST MESSAGE I SWEAR- this was almost me if my mom had let me spend ~$800 on a walmart prebuilt

[waxen rose]

Go to bed goober

[safe dawn]

(I need to stop saying "LAST MESSAGE I SWEAR-") nuh-uh, I'm not even going to bed yet, I'm just tryna get off of discord for the night

[rare cedar]

i'll mute you to force you off discord

[waxen rose]

LOL

[quaint kettle]

Get the comically large hammer

[lapis ivy]

Last I checked they're out of them I'm not sure why

[waxen rose]

‘Gamers on a budget’ happened

[lapis ivy]

Even out of the displays too

And tbh I'm really hating Walmart nowadays

[quaint kettle]

Dont we all

[lapis ivy]

Reasons why their store hours closing at 11 pm and the employee's attitudes suck

[rare cedar]

back in my day, walmart was open 24hrs

[lapis ivy]

And it should be 24 hrs that's Walmart's original rep and the most unnecessary thing for them to do is close the garden center entrance too early and stuff

[candid solar]

I heard Walmart is still doing some pride month stuff, which is genuinely shocking to me.

[waxen rose]

I feel so dumb I liked a post thinking it was about Halo Halsey and not TGI Halsey im gonna sob😭

[lapis ivy]

That's not bad it's just the staff employees having a bad attitude that really gets under my skin

[candid solar]

I mean I'd certainly hope that's not bad lmao

[waxen rose]

Me and my trans socks I got at targett

[candid solar]

As for attitude... I mean, it is Walmart. Best case scenario of random person showing up is like... The Spitter from L4D2 showing up.

Which is something I distinctly remember from their 24 hour days.

[lapis ivy]

I miss those 24hr days when I used to be able to go to the electronics department and buy a game and groceries at any hour

And I find myself doing the grocery shopping for my mom since she can't really walk that much

[waxen rose]

I work late till 11 and most stores are closed which angers me

I cant go get a sweet treat at walmart if its closed 💔

[green swift]

Dude I remember when infinite dropped I’d deepen my voice so I could play with the guys in this server

[candid solar]

It's... Very sad that you felt that was necessary.

I don't mean that in an insulting way, mind, more a pensive way.

[waxen rose]

I deepen my voice to be more masc
You deepen your voice to play halo infinate
We are NOT the same /j

[green swift]

Dude joining those vcs, if I let out like a hint I was 13 they would get mad Cose they wanted to say all the unhinged stuff

[candid solar]

Halo's for everyone. You shouldn't feel pressed into changing your voice to try fitting in.

[green swift]

But that was back then

I just wanted people to play with me, no one my age at that time would play halo

Maybe one or two kids for the hype but otherwise everyone was on Minecraft and Fortnite

[candid solar]

I mean, Minecraft is good stuff.

[green swift]

I mean ay at least my voice is deep now, but it’s a ghost town now

[green swift]

It is I love that game to death.

[waxen rose]

I wish I could keep my voice deep for longer than 5 minutes

[green swift]

Fortnite just got too complicated

[candid solar]

... Good god. It actually kind of horrifies me that my little brother is around 15 now.

I told him I played Roblox when I was his age like two years ago and he kinda just called me old.

[green swift]

How old are you now?

[candid solar]

27, it's in my bio.

[waxen rose]

15 and he’s not on roblox? Lame kid

[candid solar]

He still plays it, almost exclusively playing the jet simulator type games.

[waxen rose]

Hop on PROVE YOUR MOM WRONG TYCOON

[green swift]

I’ll still catch myself playing some stupid Roblox horror game with my friends just for giggles

[candid solar]

I kinda wanna just get him a better computer and give him microsoft flight sim.

It seems more his speed.

[obsidian wyvern]

newest flight sim was horrible

[candid solar]

That reminds me, I need to get my mom to keep him as far away as humanly possible from podcasts.

[lapis ivy]

So you can play halo at age including 30s? I'm pretty sure I've played with a bunch of people older than me

[obsidian wyvern]

aegis is like 40 lol

[candid solar]

No, if you try to play Halo over 30 you just turn to dust.

[waxen rose]

Halo 4 moment will get you.

[candid solar]

Like I like to think he's smart enough to not fall for the misogynistic crap, but he's like right at the age where that crap's in vogue for his social group and he lives in semirural Iowa.

[lapis ivy]

Hahaha now there's another bro

[obsidian wyvern]

had some guy at work try promote Tate's podcast to me

[candid solar]

And he's presumably still breathing? Why?

[waxen rose]

EW THE WAY I JUST GAGGED

[green swift]

Yeahhh, I remember when I was into that stuff. He only got me in cose of religion. But I pulled out because it’s all just a fad

[candid solar]

Smart kid.

[green swift]

It’s disgusting the way he used Islam as a way to propagate himself to more followers

[obsidian wyvern]

told him almost all the items he wanted to buy was out of stock to get back at him just a little

[waxen rose]

Aegis is a grandpa status
You’re unc status

There's a hierarchy

[green swift]

And then he teaches that constant idea of worshipping money

[granite sky]

there r so many podcasts i dont listen to any now

[lapis ivy]

At age 10 I wasn't really good at Halo even on legendary if play halo infinite on legendary or even on laso I might just get it done 👍

[candid solar]

To put this as apolitically as possible, a lot of these podcast guys like Tate, Rogan, and others, are basically just trying to scam you into their network in any way as easily as possible, and the best way to do it is to get you to be as nihilistic and human-possessive and abusive as they are.

[green swift]

I wholeheartedly agree

[candid solar]

I remember being proud of myself for meleeing a hunter to death on heroic when I was a 14 year old.

[candid solar]

Lmao. Nice.

[green swift]

I was so happy last year when I beat all of reach on legendary

[meager linden]

Good rain morning people of Halo

[candid solar]

Reach to date is the only game that has made me so staggeringly angry that I got a headache and a nosebleed.

[green swift]

😭

[quaint kettle]

💀

[waxen rose]

Good night big W

[candid solar]

(Multiplayer was infuriating)

[green swift]

It’s valid, yk the ship part on pc like the tick speed is messed up

[obsidian wyvern]

[green swift]

So on legendary you die in literally a couple hits

[gusty sparrow]

New esports coatings when?

[green swift]

Idek how I got through that

[waxen rose]

Me when odst heroic

[obsidian wyvern]

I had to hide for most of that part of the mission

[green swift]

Oh dude I ran odst on legendary. Genuinely horrific

[green swift]

Yeah I think u gotta camp behind the debris then shoot a couple times

[obsidian wyvern]

yea

[lapis ivy]

Hide and kill most covenant with sniper rifle?

[candid solar]

Fun reminder that the ODSTs of ODST are more durable than Master Chief in Halo 3.

[green swift]

Nah nah for the reach mission

[obtuse bison]

Has anyone heard about issues with Halo Infinite on Linux? I am getting a wine c++ runtime library error code, can't play for days now

[obsidian wyvern]

my saber didn't come with snipers

[waxen rose]

“I wonder how hard it would be to beat halo as just a civilian!!” I say full of joy and whimsy (not knowing the horrors)

[obsidian wyvern]

#1075989764026675210

[green swift]

Using any gun in halo is prolly incredibly difficult

[obsidian wyvern]

most halos on legendary you can just noob combo your way through

[green swift]

Irl, because everything is really high caliber and all those plasma weapons are incredibly easily to get burned by

[green swift]

Idk that much about guns so have mercy on me

[obsidian wyvern]

[candid solar]

Heavier caliber does not necessarily equate to higher recoil, but it usually does.

[waxen rose]

One mission on halo 2 was so hard for me on heroic (my first time ever playing halo 2) so I just clipped through the map just so I had to fight as little enemies as I could
#cheese it till you make it

[green swift]

Even then the guns are also mad chunky in halo

[candid solar]

Though 7.62x51mm is just an intermediate caliber, so it's not super harsh. Might hurt after running 4+ mags through though.

[green swift]

Only to graze an elites shield 😭

[lapis ivy]

Weren't you also able to instant kill hunters by shooting in the neck or back?

[candid solar]

Only in CE, this was ODST.

[green swift]

RIP

It’s been so long since I’ve played any halo game

[obsidian wyvern]

I think even on laso you can 1 tap them, in ce

[green swift]

I’ve seen enough mint blitz
To know this is true

[obsidian wyvern]

mint quitz mods most of his campaign videos

[green swift]

Really?

[obsidian wyvern]

after being called out for it he started putting it in his description

[green swift]

Wait nooo….. my childhood hero turned out to be a lie 😭

[obsidian wyvern]

I have to restrain myself from saying more

[green swift]

There’s more!!!!

[candid solar]

I can't say my usual nickname for him here.

[green swift]

Mint Blitz in my eyes was always like that well reasoned positive halo YouTuber

[obsidian wyvern]

in short, i don't know how tf he's still a partner with 343

[candid solar]

:>

Money, I assume. And popularity.

[green swift]

Wdym partner?

[waxen rose]

Imagine being so bad at halo you gotta mod it to make yourself look better

[candid solar]

Frankly, we lost a lot of good Halotubers over the years, and not enough bad ones quit.

[green swift]

Which ones have we lost?

[candid solar]

Mostly loretubers. A few got shed due to harassment for LGBT reasons and/or mild positivity about the Halo show.

[obsidian wyvern]

I mean you focus on halo, you become big, the chance of becoming partnered is high

I don't know why he still is with the stuff he pulls

[candid solar]

Like constantly lying on Twitter.

Or just flat-out being wrong, who really knows with him.

[green swift]

Damnit I miss the loretubers, they were amazing to watch.

[obsidian wyvern]

I actually bookmarked loads of uny tweets I saw on that the other day lol

[green swift]

I also miss seandubs content too. I liked the cynical style. He’s funny

[candid solar]

I'd rather rip out my teeth with pliers than touch that hellscape of a website.

[obsidian wyvern]

arguably worse as a person lol

just a few

[green swift]

Wait so why exactly do you guys hate blitz so much?

[waxen rose]

I watch Charborgs’ halo videos over and over just to feel like there's at least one funny youtuber who's played halo.…

[obsidian wyvern]

Sean's website lmfao

[waxen rose]

NOT THE WITCHCRAFT LMAOO

[candid solar]

• The lying
• The falsehoods
• Being incorrect
• Lobby boosting (He got console banned for it back in Halo 5)
• Others

[obsidian wyvern]

mass quits halo matches lol

[candid solar]

Oh god. Satire really did get executed in a dark alley, didn't it.

[green swift]

He’s just view farming nowadays. His shorts and reels stuff. Can’t blame the hustle there. Guy just wanted to chill

[candid solar]

You know what, I will blame the hustle.

[green swift]

Oh

[obsidian wyvern]

is it as bad as halo follower

[candid solar]

Seriously, hustle culture and the death of sincerity and accountability is horrible.

I constantly have to deal with it lmao

[green swift]

I mean his content is innocent now. Like it’s just cute puppies and other animals

Isn’t harming anyone tbh

[waxen rose]

Mints quitz voice makes me so incredibly uncomfortable to listen to

[green swift]

Alr now what with halofollowrr. Don’t tell me my fundemental childhood YouTuber is horrible to

Like for the past years Ive hayed his content

[obsidian wyvern]

I won't lie most of the big halo YouTubers just suck lol

[quaint kettle]

Good thing I joined halo late, so I have no attachment

[waxen rose]

Amen

[green swift]

But prior when he did lore and actual stuff I liked it

[obsidian wyvern]

Uber nick was one I've never had a problem with

[green swift]

I love that dude

Remember his old warzone content?

[fickle drift]

Hi im new in the server

[candid solar]

"I like (Halo Youtuber)"

'Oh no. Buddy, I am so sorry.'

[obsidian wyvern]

real

[green swift]

He genuinely just does fun stuff with whatever game he’s playing and I mess with it

[quaint kettle]

Hiddenxperia is just depressed

[green swift]

Alr mint blitz and halo follower I understand

[green swift]

I liked him. His lore content is good

[obsidian wyvern]

Xperia just has very bad takes lol

he's very much a bungie good 343 bad person from what I've seen

[candid solar]

Par for the course, honestly.

[obsidian wyvern]

kills me every time

[fickle drift]

Hola alguien aquí que hable español?

[obsidian wyvern]

#español

[fickle drift]

Un canal de halo muy bueno es el del último player

[candid solar]

Sprechen ze deutsch?

[waxen rose]

Get this stinkers smirking mug off my screen

[candid solar]

Y'know, I think the most offensive part of this is the fact the guy can't even grow a damn beard.

[waxen rose]

He has that look of a person who thinks they know better than you

[granite sky]

i really enjoyed the thumbnail of xperia's xbox showcase vid it was very funny

[rare cedar]

hey you watch your goshdarn mouth

[green swift]

Oh no, mod has arrived

[obsidian wyvern]

he's the worst mod too, stay away from him

[waxen rose]

No more cuss words!!1!!1

[candid solar]

Right, right, I shouldn't make fun of people's appearance.

Even if I hate the 'trying too hard' beard.

[rare cedar]

I can't grow a beard either (even given the green light to grow one)

[obsidian wyvern]

all he does is carry me in ranked smh

[candid solar]

It's such a load of crap that I can grow a perfectly fine beard but I don't want to grow a beard.

[waxen rose]

If I delusion myself enough then I might grow a beard (wish me luck)

[granite sky]

dont make fun of guy look 😦 let it be

[candid solar]

Though, when I'm clean shaven I'm pretty androgynous, so that's cool.

[obsidian wyvern]

panda did you do your placements

[rare cedar]

in what

[obsidian wyvern]

arena or slayer

[candid solar]

(Joke redacted)

[lapis ivy]

Both mint blitz and hidden Xperia have a bad taste of being Halo followers tbh

[rare cedar]

slayer - just hit onyx tonight
arena - diamone 2 or 3, can't remember

3 games into dubs placement

[waxen rose]

He can control how his smug look looks

[obsidian wyvern]

oh ok I'm actually close in arena then, d1

[candid solar]

I heard that Trenchbird character has some pretty based Halo takes, someone should watch their channel.

[obsidian wyvern]

I think slayer I placed d3 or something

[candid solar]

(I never actually post there, this is a joke)

[rare cedar]

#1076327824924872755

[waxen rose]

Trenchbird Spartan cameo when

[candid solar]

🥴

[candid solar]

Eh. Given the general... State of affairs, I doubt 343i would be that willing to do a a nonbinary Spartan cameo.

... That and I'm a literal nobody, lmao

[waxen rose]

We riot

[candid solar]

... I think my highest ranked was Diamond 3 or 4?

It was in Swat, I know that much.

Nonono, it was Plat, not Diamond.

[rare cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/clap-clapping-austin-powers-gif-26345367

[glossy wind]

i've found that the most effective way of dealing with brute's in Halo 3 is two melee hits

significantly easier than mag dumping 5 times

[candid solar]

I know, I know, I am very impressive. Don't fall over yourselves on your way to me, ladies.

[glossy wind]

that or sticky grenades

also caving a brute's face in is very pleasing dopamine wise

[candid solar]

You get extra melee damage with bladed brute weapons.

[glossy wind]

oh dang might carry them around just for that with the way this game spams brutes every 5 seconds

[fierce matrix]

cod world at wars map packs where mid

[candid solar]

Resisting urge to say the mid's in the mirror due to amusing typo

[idle plume]

I mean why would anyone defend the paramount show

[candid solar]

Because it legitimately had positive qualities and being deplatformed and harassed, doubly so for being transgender, is not anywhere approaching a reasonable reaction.

Don't water carry for jerks.

[waxen rose]

dont diss my bfff Kai by proxy like that smh

[glossy wind]

https://tenor.com/view/sniff-gif-26460635

you again

[idle plume]

she was the only good thing about Season 2

they made the mistake of taking chief out of his armor for like 6 episodes

[waxen rose]

The duck wants to jump me /j

[analog knot]

And heavy weapons! (Laser/Rockets). There are 4 different melee tiers, cool stuff 🙂

[glossy wind]

kill kill kill

[waxen rose]

I aint gonna lose to a duck.

[green swift]

Masta cheeks

Gotta show dem expressions loud and clear

[waxen rose]

Should've pulled a mister chief or what

[green swift]

Because helmets hinder emotional expression in acting 🤓

[candid solar]

I feel like that more shows the foolishness of making a Halo story about Chief than it does about anything else.

[faint mantle]

But you'll lose to a Merty, you're just DUCKing me 😤

[candid solar]

Friendly reminder that comparisons to Mandalorian functionally do not make sense because of how the plot of Mandalorian functions.

[glossy wind]

the biggest crime is not having steve downes voiceover for him

[waxen rose]

WERE SETTLING THIS IN THE PIT.

[quaint kettle]

Taco bell edition?

[candid solar]

Nah. Not even the first time it's happened.

[idle plume]

Yes Hollywood love to show actors faces

[faint mantle]

How long are you gonna keep me waiting

[idle plume]

But Mandalorian proves that we don’t need to stare at pedro pascal every minute

[candid solar]

Oh boy, someone's forcing me to talk about why this comparison is bad.

[waxen rose]

I gotta do my nails first hold on

[quaint kettle]

-# But I want to stare at pedro

[candid solar]

Awesome. I totally wanted to talk about that rather than something more interesting.

[idle plume]

Go ahead

[waxen rose]

I dont mind staring at Pablo Schreiber either

[candid solar]

Din Djarin is fundamentally part of a literal religious cult that is pointedly insane for wanting people to wear helmets 24/7. He exclusively wears the armor in public because it is, for him, literally fundamentalist religious garb. It's not a choice made to make Din 'faceless' or a 'player insert' like it is for Chief, it is a choice made to fundamentally seperate Din as a person from the normal cast of Star Wars, and it's why the episodes where he is unmasked are fundamentally traumatizing for the highly religious person that he is.

Believing that Chief is comparible is a fundamental misunderstanding of Chief as a person, and a fundamental misunderstanding of the role Din's perpetual armor.

[idle plume]

I think we just need to have Chief wear his helmet with his armor on. The same mistake people like Thorne makes when he teleports without it on and almost died

[glossy wind]

all this yap bro just enjoy the explosions and funny baby yoda
corpo-slop tv is NOT that deep

[candid solar]

Spartans are frequently seen in their armor more often than not because it is a field uniform for them, and they pointedly do take it off when it isn't needed explicitly because they have no particular attachment to their equipment. It is not religious garb to them, and the scenes where he is not wearing it, more often than not, are situations where they don't need to wear it or can't get to it.

[candid solar]

Dude used "Corpo Slop" unironically in a statement. Weird behavior tbh.

[glossy wind]

thats what 90% of disney products are and i stand by that assessment

[gray jackal]

So this might be a problem with the current Halo Infinite update but when I try to play the game It's lag like the game is dead from my country 🇨🇦

[quaint kettle]

Bro has not watch Andor

[candid solar]

This is literally like, basic armchair assessment of the plot. It's basic effort on my part, lmao.

[waxen rose]

Nasty Twitter slang caught on tape

[glossy wind]

i don't even have tw*tter vro

i have standards for my life 😭

[forest orchid]

i will not let you destroy my world

[waxen rose]

Adding twitter to the list of censored words that go under job

[candid solar]

By what you said, you clearly don't lmao

[quaint kettle]

Job

[waxen rose]

JOB JUMPSCARE

[idle plume]

Andor was good, but not as good as people make it seems to be

[candid solar]

"Corposlop". That's something you throw at like... IDK, Teen Titans GO, not Mandalorian or Andor.

[glossy wind]

WOAH DONT YOU DARE SAY SLURS

[quaint kettle]

Dear god, teen titans go

[waxen rose]

j*b, JOB ATTACK

[candid solar]

Even then if I really tried I could problably find some narrative merit for that show's... "Story".

[idle plume]

Star Wars corpo slop is like Acolyte and Resistance

[candid solar]

There's something to analyze in Resistance, to its credit.

Not a lot, mind, but there's, y'know, something.

Honestly, given Disney's corporate behavior, I am genuinely surprised they let Andor be made.

Not many things are more authoritarian than businesses.

[idle plume]

Tony said KK allowed him to do anything but drop the F bomb

[candid solar]

... Really?

Kinda based, actually.

[idle plume]

Yeah Marvas speech was supposed to end with F the empire

They changed it post production

[candid solar]

I actually love Bill Burr's appearance in Mando, on a side note.

[worldly venture]

Well, if you say so

[candid solar]

Guy's a class act IRL, and for a guy who hates Star Wars he was pretty good in it.

[idle plume]

F bomb not okay but that scene with Bix is fine

[candid solar]

World needs more angry cynics who actually have a backbone and principles instead of some performative grifting attempt at cynicism.

[idle plume]

Bill Burr was fun in Mando

Funny too

[candid solar]

If you've ever heard the guy's commentary on non-Star Wars stuff, he's honestly just great to listen to.

The lack of decorum when presented with an idiotic take is refreshing. Guy just goes right out and calls you an idiot.

People try to validate utterly inane takes with decorum too often.

[quaint kettle]

Ok, making a t-bagging mode, in which after eliminating an enemy player you must tbag on their death position to get a point

[candid solar]

I wouldn't say he necessarily says it how it is, but he's got a good head on his shoulders, same as Pascal.

[runic gorge]

baby yoda is fire

[hybrid plover]

excuse me

it’s grogu

🤓

[granite sky]

Is he a reincarnated yoda or what

[rare cedar]

No

[silk beacon]

Night 👋

[idle plume]

no he's the same species thats all we know

[meager linden]

How it's going people of Halo?

[silk beacon]

Eepy, but good! What about you?

[meager linden]

Not good, not worse

[silk beacon]

Aw, u should be doing good 😭

[fading stirrup]

Good- just hopped on 🥰

[silk beacon]

Hopped on Halo or Discord?