general-chat

[storm heath]

The servers being down for 4 hours.

[empty sable]

9,319,350 XP thank you

[analog knot]

I have an idea for compensation - lets have a double XP weekend again 😄 its been years!

[haughty wraith]

They're not compensating us with anything

[hoary locust]

Bro really wants his XP

[mint geyser]

That still stings.

[abstract niche]

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[haughty wraith]

They don't even pay the people that make most of their content bro

[dry lintel]

Seriously

[empty sable]

Gimmie my xp!

[random swallow]

🥙

[thorn belfry]

🔥

[haughty wraith]

They might compensate us with an apology on twitter

[teal knot]

Why doesn't infinite have double xp weekends anyways?

[empty sable]

I would have had a million more if it was introduced at launch

[frosty siren]

I bet the mods here are exausted lol.... good luck mods

🫡

[analog knot]

MCC has had 5 double XP weekends since it came to PC in 2019. 3 were during Reach on PC in 2019. And they werent actually weekends they were like weeks lol

[empty sable]

Double xp weekends would be boss

[mint geyser]

Also, double xp would be amazing. Kind of sick of the slow level grinds.

[storm heath]

Now they actually have to socialize

[empty sable]

Do It like battlefront II

[hoary locust]

If we're lucky

[storm heath]

Not for me.. i got a whole weekend booked

[haughty wraith]

It's like a 5% chance

[empty sable]

Booked playing halo?

[hoary locust]

The fact that the start of onyx is the halfway point to hero is absolutely soul crushing to think about

[shell cedar]

Double xp? Nah reduce it by x2

[storm heath]

Nope

[frosty siren]

Nahhhmmm half xp LoL

[empty sable]

Onyx is when the fun begins

[teal knot]

it is?

[abstract niche]

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[steady jolt]

Got the week off work and took the little one swimming today. Now I'm just chilling for a while

[shell cedar]

Yeah but permanent

[empty sable]

You lose xp per match

[hoary locust]

In the total XP needed to reach hero yes

[frosty siren]

Nice

[empty sable]

The score you earn is the xp you lose

[analog knot]

Last double XP weekend was March 2023 iirc, crazy its been so long already

[mint geyser]

Since they stopped adding xp boosts to the operations, it's just been hell to level up unless you bought them from the shop, or held off on the first 3 seasons.

[hasty zinc]

how is the little spartan in training doing stckr?

[teal knot]

You get: Halo infinite match, We get: your xp

[hoary locust]

That's actually wild

[shell cedar]

You also get sent to square 1 In your career

[steady jolt]

Fantastic, she's loving it 😄

[polar grove]

its the ui thats bugged not the matchmaking

[hasty zinc]

awesome!

[dry lintel]

I’ve got like 4 double xps left bro I’m desperate

[storm heath]

The servers are STILL ADOWM

[polar grove]

if you look for a game you will find one

[empty sable]

We can't check the battlepass so we don't know if it's working

[abstract niche]

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[teal knot]

i stored mine up over the years and had like 80 at one time

[storm heath]

Bruh i used all 6 of mine and it didnt even get me through the 20 tier pass.

[haughty wraith]

I've been getting them from my infection pass

[empty sable]

Career xp is working since spartan record is able to track it still

[peak trench]

Where can I post a halo clip?

[steady jolt]

#1076327824924872755

[shell cedar]

Isn't working for me

[median gust]

nice update, yall broke the game and now nothing loads past the damn menu!

[peak trench]

You're great

[shell cedar]

Gain 0 xp on both ends

[hasty zinc]

my granddaughter started making pterodactyl screaming noises and now that's her favorite thing to do lol

[storm heath]

Its the servers

[analog knot]

And that was MCC I have no idea if Infinite ever had a double xp weekend?

[median gust]

i REALLY hope its the servers

[mint geyser]

Always online services everyone.

[analog knot]

I feel like it has to have

[hoary locust]

343 halo studios forgor 💀

[shell gyro]

Hey some stuff is finally loading for me. Not fully fixed but partially

[empty sable]

Double career xp month is what we need

[teal knot]

never did have one

[hoary locust]

I forgot double xp applied to career rank

[steady jolt]

YES!! Happy pterodactyl noises haha. Cassie does the same lmao

[teal knot]

Only double xp is through the tokens

[analog knot]

Theres a reason why a 2 year grind in MCC is the halfway point

[hoary locust]

It's still sitting on like 30 of them

[obsidian wyvern]

no, you must go through hell like the rest of us

[shell cedar]

Dude suplexed the update button and fell backwards into the server room

[hasty zinc]

yep whenever she's happy or excited lol

[glad aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/super-buu-hourglass-waiting-gif-10866079

[empty sable]

You mean halo 2 LASO

[obsidian wyvern]

halo 2 laso was more fun than hero

[jaunty sundial]

eta on infinite being up? havent even see 343 acknowledge it

[dry lintel]

Incorrect

[storm heath]

BRO I WANT TO PLAY HALO. HURRY UP.

[shell cedar]

Not yet

[steady jolt]

#halo-support-news

[haughty wraith]

Someone tripped over the mysterious cords in the server room

[empty sable]

I'll get hero on July 20th easy

[hard herald]

Guys it's fine
It's just a late april fools upd

[empty sable]

No biggie

[mint geyser]

I would like to ask if at all able if we could get double XP boost weekends again. As someone said before. It has been a couple of years since we last has some of those.

[jaunty sundial]

probably a temporary contractor

[ebon spire]

I come back to infinite after 3 ½ hours and it's still broken X_X

[analog knot]

"So anyway the intern wrote a script to help us with the latest update, going to let him test it out a few hours beforehand in prod"

[obsidian wyvern]

though i spent 6 hours doing gravemind lift or something 😁

[haughty wraith]

They seem to have a lot of those

[analog knot]

(Ive had someone do that its a mistake every time)

[storm heath]

Its been 4 hours possibly more and the servers are still down

[jaunty sundial]

one could say toooo many

[hoary locust]

Took me an hour then I changed my keybinds and got it on like the 3rd try. Felt relief and anguish at the same time

[hard herald]

Do you think they've just gone home for the day?

[empty sable]

Maybe 343 is having a civil war

[haughty wraith]

Random contractor to the servers

[analog knot]

Obviously not

[obsidian wyvern]

i kept backsmacking the brute on the way up somehow

[dry lintel]

What’s your last cheevo?

[hasty zinc]

it's only 2:30 where Halo studios is

[obsidian wyvern]

deja vu

[hoary locust]

Deja Vu

[hard herald]

It's a social experiment
They leave the servers broken for 24 hours and watch the community descend into madness

[analog knot]

Excuse me they are a global company its every time for them right now

[mint geyser]

I have been in this place before

[empty sable]

10 hours behind?

[hoary locust]

Costal highway with 4 people on legendary and iron with no hogs

[haughty wraith]

Am?

[shell cedar]

Dude killed Garindan ezz Zavor

[dry lintel]

Oh nice you can knock that out ez in a fellow server

[hoary locust]

Just need to find a crew to do it but I've been lazy

[empty sable]

What hold up 8 hours

[jaunty sundial]

backed by one of the biggest media and computer cooperations but cant hire a full time development team is crazy but Im not going to complain they choose to do it I am just a pesky consumer

[steady jolt]

PM

[dry lintel]

Me with annual

[abstract niche]

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[analog knot]

They obviously have a full time development team 😄

[haughty wraith]

Of 2 people

[shell cedar]

One of them is sick stop being mean

[obsidian wyvern]

then i died, and got spawned back into the lift which was scary af

[jade gust]

Infinite has a small crew working on it, the larger teams are elsewhere in the studio, working on new projects

[empty sable]

The development team jumped ship

Give the mcc Modders the keys to halo infinite

[analog knot]

While its known they are using less resources on infinite/mcc/legacy projects etc they want the game up even more than we do 😄

[empty sable]

Well have dual wield in no time

[hoary locust]

This also happened to me a few times lmao

Glad to see it's a common shared experience

[shell cedar]

Current team are the guys playing instruments while the ship sinks

[obsidian wyvern]

the worst one was regret falling out of his chair and shooting me

I hadnt seen a single person ever talk about that

[hoary locust]

This may be a unique experience

[jaunty sundial]

a full time team of contractors and temp hires who are trying to fix and optimize the last temp hire and contractors work. Not what I would consider full time team but I guess so. Any ways the faster its up the more money I can spend in the SHOP i know thatll get them going

[empty sable]

Regret can fall off his chair?

[hoary locust]

My hot take was that Cairo was the hardest H2 laso level

[shell cedar]

I thought it was part of his model

[steady jolt]

That's not what is happening right now, but ok

[empty sable]

Can you then get in the chair and start flying around?

[obsidian wyvern]

i was doing the nade method wrong and he was falling out the chair

[analog knot]

We have no idea the makeup of the team working on these things. Fun to pontificate I guess

[hoary locust]

After the first room in gravemind the only other difficulty was the prison skip

Cairo was a slog of pain and suffering beginning to end

[obsidian wyvern]

theres a way to cheese the first room of gravemind

[dry lintel]

All that gravity tech just to slip out of your chair

[open river]

FIX THE GAMEEEEE

[obsidian wyvern]

but yeah cairo was hell

[hoary locust]

I know the despawns unless there's something else

[steady jolt]

It's being worked on, chill with the caps

[abstract niche]

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[dreamy stirrup]

every time you spam we delay the fix

[obsidian wyvern]

theres the despawns and then a hallway method that gets them all to turn their backs on you for easy kills

[empty sable]

What's wrong with caps?

[hoary locust]

Even with the despawn tricks I still ran out of carbine ammo and had to tom Brady some nades at the last brutes

[analog knot]

Finally they can get back to work, someone said it!

[shell cedar]

I had a "friend" at the time who needed help with halo 2 legendary on gravemind.

Mission starts and he leaves for 2 hours and gets confused when I didn't do it for him

[steady jolt]

It's obnoxious and not necessary

[dreamy stirrup]

yeah we've just been waiting for PlaneGoNyoom to spam so we can fix it 😛

[open river]

delaying people spending money???

[dreamy stirrup]

trust me we're just as frustrated and working hard to fix it

[empty sable]

TIME TO IRON SOME SHIRTS!

[analog knot]

Fingers crossed there are some other sneaky fixes in the works, and I'll keep repeating good luck to the engineers 😄

[mint geyser]

Could we perhaps have a double xp weekend some time in the future? It's been a while.

[steady jolt]

Seriously, stop with the caps

[storm heath]

Would it be possible for me to say a few ideas about what to add to halo infinite lol

[dreamy stirrup]

stop yelling y'all

[empty sable]

Lol

[storm heath]

FOR REAL. STICKR IS VERY SICK OF THE CAPS EVERYBODY. STOP USING THEM.

[dreamy stirrup]

i will turn this server around and increase slow mode

[obsidian wyvern]

cringing so hard at most of these comments

[dreamy stirrup]

lol

[open river]

add me to the game pretty please

[empty sable]

Gotta use full punctuation and grammar here.

[analog knot]

"Can you please remove me from this email"

[shell cedar]

I CANT HELP IT, I LOST MY CAPS LOCK KEY AND LEGS IN KOREA

[empty sable]

No mercy for faltering.

[analog knot]

"Please stop replying all"

[abstract niche]

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[obsidian wyvern]

sam bring back 24hr slow mode pls

[mint geyser]

The decent into madness has started.

[storm heath]

Please no

[dry lintel]

Is Chief supposed to be invulnerable while boarding Regret?

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/k3NG5GerLDc.gif

[obsidian wyvern]

kinda

[storm heath]

Guess he wasnt invulnerable to server errors

[empty sable]

Gif uses all caps!

Purge it!

[abstract niche]

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[hasty zinc]

instructions unclear, purging agent green 51

[shell cedar]

Hey hey even gifs cant have caps lock, delete that immediately

[obsidian wyvern]

im pretty sure he doesnt take damage for most of the time youre attacking regret, then towards the end u can get damdaged

[stiff solar]

:0

[open river]

ban everyone using caps and that has any caps in their username

[dreamy stirrup]

okay i'ma start with you

[hasty zinc]

you have caps in your username

[dreamy stirrup]

😛

[open river]

YAYYY

[dry lintel]

So is that what the plasma is for I take it?

[empty sable]

Nah that doesn't work! You didn't use full punctuation and grammar!

[severe crystal]

LOL

[storm heath]

Genuine question about armor coatings if possible to ask.

[obsidian wyvern]

if you dont nade him youre gonna spend forever punching him so yeah

[dry lintel]

Noted

[analog knot]

I agree ban the caps people

[shell cedar]

Iratus? More like Iratosser am I right guys?

[storm heath]

What..?

[empty sable]

Lol. The caps people.

[severe crystal]

This is a crazy update

[tawdry hawk]

Any timeline on a fix

[shell cedar]

Nope

[dreamy stirrup]

sometime between now and GTA VI

[storm heath]

Few hours to few days

[analog knot]

Soon

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/botQh.gif

[severe crystal]

It got worse

[empty sable]

Broken update returned halo to 2010 levels of activity.

[shell cedar]

Honestly best bet is to try tomorrow

[mint geyser]

You know, Iratus breaking the servers is actually hilarious considering the current operation. We lost video feed to the Acadamy because he got loose.

[open river]

deleted servers because people didnt spend enough on the shop in the last operation

such a shame

[dreamy stirrup]

yeah we needed your $5 for purple

[severe crystal]

Bruh the whole shop is bugged

[dreamy stirrup]

/s

[storm heath]

Okay seriously i think we should have a setting on armor coatings that let you choose from the wear and battle worn to shiny fresh off the market

[obsidian wyvern]

wait wait wait can everyone populate halo 5 breakout while infinite and mcc are down

[empty sable]

Gotta rebuild infinite from the ground up

[analog knot]

I complained too much about the Xbox App issues with MCC I'll take responsibility

[dreamy stirrup]

good news! H5 is also impacted i think

[severe crystal]

Indeed

[hasty zinc]

SamW

[open river]

outrageous!!!!
$5 orange however...

[storm heath]

Like i wanna use the blood shadow coating but i HATE HATE HATE the worn out stuff on it. I want it all shiny

[dreamy stirrup]

best i can do is $4.99

[obsidian wyvern]

welp (i figured 😔 )

[mint geyser]

You mean $10 for one of several versions of purple that we can't even change the shade of.

[empty sable]

Halo: Infinite bugs and tech debt.

[dreamy stirrup]

jokes aside, the team has been working on this since before operation launch

we know it's frustrating as hell and we're doing our best ❤️

[storm heath]

Will we be getting compensation?

[mint geyser]

Please

[shell cedar]

Haloooops! All sever issues!

[storm heath]

/genq

[open river]

twitter apology

[tawdry hawk]

No worries appreciate the work

[empty sable]

Give us a poem

[smoky wraith]

like?

[dry lintel]

Hope we get 149 credits as compensation

[empty sable]

We want master chief to sing Sonnet 140

[storm heath]

Maybe 2k credits?

[shell cedar]

The game working

[obsidian wyvern]

🥴

[smoky wraith]

for?

[analog knot]

I am once again suggesting a double xp weekend

[shell cedar]

That's the compensation

[mint geyser]

Spartan points or double xp would be preferable.

[hoary locust]

5 credits at best

[analog knot]

as someone who can no longer gain xp I support the commoners

[storm heath]

Ooh what if they give us the premium for free

[dry lintel]

eat the rich, get this guy

[faint mantle]

Om nom

[storm heath]

I got the winter update operation for free when i bought halo infinite

[empty sable]

Wort wort wort

I got halo infinite for free with my Halo infinite xbox series x console edition

[shell cedar]

It was free for everyone

[storm heath]

Oh

[mint geyser]

The MP is free. You mean you got the campaign with the Xbox bundle

[willow hedge]

Are servr back yet

[shell cedar]

No

[empty sable]

Yes the campaign

[severe crystal]

No

[lethal sand]

guys is it me or the entire game is kinda having trouble loading (like the shop)

[willow hedge]

:[

[peak trench]

Yes

[open river]

no compensation, a couple xp boosts if were lucky

[steady jolt]

Halo services are having issues right now, it's being worked on

[shell cedar]

Yes its just you

[lethal sand]

ohhh ok

[hoary locust]

"Infinite server are kil"

"no"

[pure egret]

Add Halo 3 Recon for our connection troubles pretty please.

[empty sable]

Might want to make a pin saying the servers are down lol

[peak trench]

Nah we're good all good in the infinite hood

[lethal sand]

[wise scaffold]

Servers still down?

[shell cedar]

Yaint

[storm heath]

But we already have recon...

[empty sable]

Clearly the banished invaded 343

[pure egret]

Not the Halo 3 version.

[mint geyser]

At least... 2 versions of it I think.

[winter flame]

did someone say recon

[hasty zinc]

people wont' check the pins

[tawdry hawk]

Vidmaster chads stand up

[pure egret]

Halo 3 Recon

[storm heath]

It literally looks the same..

[scenic whale]

MCC officially having server issues too? I'm having contacting server but I had to sign back in

[obsidian wyvern]

no one will read

[willow hedge]

True

[open river]

we dont have the best recon
so we dont have any recon

[pure egret]

You clearly have no idea.

[mint geyser]

This is true and it still stings

[empty sable]

Make a new halo novel saying the servers are down

[storm heath]

Enlighten me the difference

[storm heath]

The didact broke the servers

[dry lintel]

Everyone knows pins are for super funny injokes

[peak trench]

Hey guys what if we make a halo game and sell all the previous armor from the last games in it?

Microsoft: I could kiss you

[shell cedar]

The ODST helmet is technically recon because before the spinoff was called ODST it was called recon ☝️ 🤓

[hasty zinc]

Halo: Broken Server

[winter flame]

we could all change our usernames to "pins before posting"

[hasty zinc]

idk if anyone will understand that lol

[spare owl]

EVEN HALO 5 IS DOWN

[empty sable]

Title: Noble 6 survives!

Content: Servers are down you pleb

[pure egret]

Reach is slim, 3 was semi wide and Halo infinite was wider. Google also helps.

[wise scaffold]

I'm in a game but none of the menus work

[open river]

infinite recon butchered reach's

[uncut whale]

why is my menus bugged

[storm heath]

Servers down

[merry lily]

Servers down

[empty sable]

Servers are sideways

[open river]

servers up

[faint mantle]

We need @tight remnant here

[mint geyser]

I'm just gonna go play Oblivion remastered for the rest of today. This is gonna take a while.

[uncut whale]

when will it be back up, i miss ranked💔

[empty sable]

Servers are south

[median gust]

would yall over at Halo Studios mind pinging the server when its back on?

[merry lily]

Geeked up playing menus all day

[dry lintel]

Gently soak your console in an ice bath, game should loosen up within a few minutes.

[hasty zinc]

I dont think they're gonna ping 200k+ people

[faint mantle]

The last time we did that, it didn't end well.

[steady jolt]

@dreamy stirrup i double dare you

[mint geyser]

They should cause it'll be funny

[storm heath]

I triple dare you

[uncut whale]

I NEED RANKED

[rich oar]

Is halo infinite working for anyone? The menus are all screwed up, armors arent working, nothing. Even reset my game

[empty sable]

All caps alert

[dreamy stirrup]

i will tell them you said to

[storm heath]

Servers are down

[pure egret]

Triple dare no ballz.

[oak niche]

Sam can I ask you something?

[rich oar]

Gotcha

[median gust]

dear god WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

[uncut whale]

my drip is gone

[analog knot]

Do an @ everyone and then lock all of the channels, big brain

[dreamy stirrup]

your drip game was too stronk. had to nerf you

[pure egret]

snitch.

[faint mantle]

You already did

[merry lily]

Real

[empty sable]

We all playing as normal spartans now. No cat ears and neon mohawks for you

[dry lintel]

How will this effect the trout population

[empty sable]

Time to get lore accurate

[wraith scroll]

I still have the settings reset bug

[oak niche]

Didn't ping her

[uncut whale]

💔💔💔i had my lqgend drip i guess the devs didn’t like that

[wraith scroll]

like it's been in the game since launch

[hoary locust]

Just realized they took the cross core wrist attachment off of the promo artwork

[obsidian wyvern]

ive been waiting for sam to do an everyone ping since december 8th 2021

[hoary locust]

It's so over

[storm heath]

Sam will we ever get an armor coating setting where we can change how our coatings look? Like how we can make it shiny and not worn out?

[dreamy stirrup]

settings reset bug was fixed ages ago.

if it's still happening, you are free to submit a ticket.

[empty sable]

Can't believe Master Chief was the bay server butcher

[viral dune]

Revenant

[obsidian wyvern]

icky

[hasty zinc]

yeah I need to submit a ticket, happens every time I boot it up still

[uncut whale]

okay but real question, @dreamy stirrup do you have any idea when it’ll be back up ?

[hoary locust]

Yurp

[viral dune]

I'm going to relax

[dreamy stirrup]

sometime before GTA VI

[uncut whale]

hopefully

[waxen rose]

Even if the earth blows up, the trout will survive

[obsidian wyvern]

with a very relaxing show called attack on titan yes

[pure egret]

Or just Halo 3 style color customization with the Halo 3 update locking colors behind a paywall was a low ball move.

[open river]

what if its after gta vi

[viral dune]

Ah yes very relaxing lol

[hasty zinc]

Relax on Titan

[faint mantle]

We gotta get rid of something

[granite sky]

Im using a gold skin with the needler gonna look sick

[analog knot]

Imagine thinking they know when its going to be back and are intentionally not telling you

[empty sable]

There's a pin limit?!

[viral dune]

I'll watch 3-4 episodes I promise, I just need to finish eating

[obsidian wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/anya-forger-spy-x-family-anya-spy-x-family-anime-anya-attack-on-titan-gif-25741998

[empty sable]

Since when!

[frail elbow]

300 in bowling

[hasty zinc]

delete some of my pins, I have too many

[hoary locust]

That's what the halo studios deep state doesn't want you to know

[dreamy stirrup]

🎳

[tawdry hawk]

The Halo 3 map playlist is in this update right

[analog knot]

Dont worry nobody reads the pins anyway

[pure egret]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-pitchfork-kill-burn-stake-gif-11227021

[analog knot]

feelsbadman 😦

[empty sable]

No emb

[pure egret]

Imma own it.

[storm heath]

Will knees be cross core?

[oak niche]

Sam,
in the community checklist for forge maps,
you stated only one thing about Node Graph:
"Declare scripts and what they do."
What does that mean?

[pure egret]

My wallet is crosscore.

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/be1UM.gif

[empty sable]

Cross cord knees let's go!

[dreamy stirrup]

this is a question for the forgers.

ther eis a whole forge section here you can hit up

[oak niche]

I AM A FORGER

[empty sable]

Ask yourself then

[pure egret]

Halo 3 colors customization.

[oak niche]

ffs

[storm heath]

Sam will we get shiny coating options? Like i wanna use the blood shadow coating but i hate the worn out look i wish we could turn the worn out look off and make it shiny

[hoary locust]

I am become forger destroyer of worlds

[oak niche]

the statement doesn't make sense

[dry lintel]

so maybe ask your fellow forgers bruv

[faint mantle]

#1231006559539036233 should be better equipped to handle your question.

[empty sable]

The forgers are the master builders

[waxen rose]

British person spotted

[dry lintel]

Nah I’m just a culture vulture

[hoary locust]

I support this but I want my gear to look more beat up rather than shiny

[empty sable]

Oh I see. So some guy saying bruv is identified as British

[obsidian wyvern]

why would u choose to use that word

[oak niche]

First of all there are no responses there and secondly they don't know either.

I am asking: What does Halo Studios mean by that.

[hoary locust]

We need a slider 🤝

[storm heath]

Thats why i said OPTION

O P T I O N

[viral dune]

Bo'o'wa'er

[hoary locust]

Yes I can read thank you

[pure egret]

Cross Core deez.

[hoary locust]

Read above

[storm heath]

No problem

[empty sable]

Wait until you hear scouse slang

[storm heath]

Definitely

[hasty zinc]

I asssume by the wordage it means "say what your scripts are and what they do"

[pure egret]

Kneez.

[waxen rose]

Fear 😨

[hasty zinc]

but idk

[empty sable]

Sound laaaaaa

[obsidian wyvern]

sounds like comments in coding

[empty sable]

I've got my chiken and I'm absolutely gutted

[pure egret]

Server up yet?

[peak trench]

Hey where can I ask a silly personal question for myself lol

[hoary locust]

Is GTA 6 out yet

[stiff stone]

Is the game fixed?

[analog knot]

Grab a ticket and get in line

[pure egret]

🤡

[peak trench]

Where lol

[hasty zinc]

🎟️

[analog knot]

HaloWaypoint go make a ticket

[hasty zinc]

there you go

[dry lintel]

Yall try the chicken strips at maccas yet

[pure egret]

Wipe when?

[dreamy stirrup]

y'all can ask questions but i don't promise answers

[peak trench]

Aye thank you

[oak niche]

Ok but how and in what format do they expect me to deliver this declaration?

[pure egret]

Wipe when?

[empty sable]

Latin

[viral dune]

Do you eat quesadillas with or without cheese

[waxen rose]

Why did the Chicken Jockey cross the road?

[dreamy stirrup]

WITH cheese.

[pure egret]

🧻

[viral dune]

To get to the nether

[hasty zinc]

with a giant scroll in front of a large crowd near a palace

[jaunty sundial]

Chimken JOnkey!

[obsidian wyvern]

and without hot orange juice

[viral dune]

Good, good

[analog knot]

Is the xbox app version of mcc not being able to matchmake a known issue? So that I can stop asking 😄

[empty sable]

"I am the above named person, I declare that I have used a script which allows one to spawn the nemesis of one's protagonist!"

[storm heath]

All halo servers are down

[analog knot]

I really do have better things to do with my time, I dont even use the xbox app

[storm heath]

Mcc 5 and infinite

[lethal sand]

ggs

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/bdSYb.gif

[analog knot]

My question is not related to the current outage.

[lethal sand]

halo 5 as well??

[storm heath]

Yep

[obsidian wyvern]

what did u sacrifice merty

[hasty zinc]

what got the axe merty?

[empty sable]

What about 343 innocent spark

[storm heath]

What djd you do to get blocked anyway...

[lethal sand]

dayum, I didn’t even know those servers were still up 😭

[pure egret]

"Usually the good Lord works in mysterious ways. But not today! This here is sixty-six tons of straight up, H-E-spewing dee-vine intervention! If God is love, then you can call me Cupid!" - On Legendary.

[oak niche]

AND IT WAS IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2025 THAT I, AFTERCROW, FIRST OF MY NAME, WROTE IN THE SCRIPTUS A DOOR SHALL BE OPENED UPON THE PRESENCE OF A MAN....

[empty sable]

Failed the vid master challenges

[winter flame]

i had this issue for a while and it just went away. like years and years ago when i played with game pass

[jaunty sundial]

halo studios when they add flower shoulder pads and cat ears to halo 7

[faint mantle]

Some message about you sniffing stuff

[hasty zinc]

oh ok

[obsidian wyvern]

🤨

[pure egret]

Can I haz Recon?

[obsidian wyvern]

i lowkey remember this

[hasty zinc]

out of context that sounds bad

[remote spruce]

what did you say

[peak trench]

I made a bad joke lol

[analog knot]

It came back in the last EAC update on Feb 28th. I have been trying to get it acknowledged since. I have bought way too many copies of MCC on Steam for people

[empty sable]

Clearly the introduction of cat ears was the end of halo

[remote spruce]

i see

[obsidian wyvern]

if u guys need to get rid of something, do sacrifice this one next time

[rocky gyro]

servers still aren't working?

[storm heath]

Yea

[empty sable]

First time cat was added, everyone fell off a cliff

[oak niche]

Depends, do you want Reach recon or real Recon?

[remote spruce]

wheres halo 5...

[hasty zinc]

I bet cat ears is one of their best selling items

[pure egret]

HALO 3 only.

[waxen rose]

Yikes..

[winter flame]

how about cool Recon 😎

[lethal sand]

did halo infinite get too many players causing the servers to crash or did the servers just have problems

[peak trench]

Absolutely, I bought it twice

[oak niche]

Then you need time machine.

[hasty zinc]

just a server issue

[storm heath]

Speaking of time..

[remote spruce]

its not suprising that servers are always messed up after every update

[peak trench]

Endless

[faint mantle]

I'm sure some forger tried to divide by zero and crashed the system.

[lethal sand]

well it’ll probably be fixed soon

[hoary locust]

Wait say that again....

[jaunty sundial]

yea I bet it is tbh, I bet its also the reason halo now has 2500 players instead of hundreds of thousands to millions like it used to

[lethal sand]

yeah

[peak trench]

The endless

[hoary locust]

THE endless?

[pure egret]

They said Halo 3 update and weapons in June I expect nothing less than profection or we need to get the torshes and pitchforks.

[empty sable]

Never trust cat

[steady jolt]

Current issues started before the update today

[peak trench]

Won't be time if we don't stop the banished

[storm heath]

Its been 4 hours

[dry lintel]

COD has Nicki Minaj, your point is moot

[storm heath]

Almoat 5

[hoary locust]

Relaunching infinite will report back in 10 seconds when servers are found to still be down

[remote spruce]

i said it with the voice of that one alien boss

[oak niche]

never mentioned Halo 3 weapons to me

[empty sable]

Cod has nicki minaj?

[storm heath]

She released in mwii

[lethal sand]

there’s a lot of servers soooo, lots of fixing

[peak trench]

The harbinger

[empty sable]

Wait until halo infinite adds Taylor Swift.....

[remote spruce]

yes that

[storm heath]

Yep.

[pure egret]

It was pointed out in the videos for the updates.

[steady jolt]

@pseudo birch not a conversation for here

[remote spruce]

halo x stars wars when

[analog knot]

When the servers are fixed I will again ask about the MCC players who cant matchmake o7

[pure egret]

Halo servers went down.

[waxen rose]

Taylor Swift 400years in the future? Her influence never dies

[oak niche]

you mean like weapon skins or we talking the covie carbine here?

[lethal sand]

[empty sable]

Lol. You gonna see Taylor Swift smacking grunts

[jovial mesa]

do people still defend halo infinite this game is actualy trash

[storm heath]

Yep servers still down. Just chdcked

[storm heath]

Why are you in the server then

[empty sable]

I defend Halo: Buggy

[peak trench]

Halo is infinite

[oak niche]

that was a fast ban

[empty sable]

Infinite bugs

[peak trench]

Halo is endless

[dull remnant]

endless bugs

[wind field]

welcome back

[pure egret]

Better be new weapons because I hate lazy game developers.

[empty sable]

Criticism of Halo = Ban. We shall have no heretics here

[wind field]

lol

[faint mantle]

Was it?

[peak trench]

Plasma pistol sucks

[steady jolt]

Nobody was banned

[empty sable]

So they say

[oak niche]

idk if there are devs actually working infinite right now. more like a maintenance crew

[waxen rose]

“I think halo 3 was kinda ba-”

[storm heath]

So does the ma5k

[wind field]

careful, they drop the hammer for almost nothing here. don't get yourself banned. serious warning.

[peak trench]

They weren't banned. They were banished

[steady jolt]

There are

[empty sable]

It's a conspiracy!

[lethal sand]

I think it’s awesome

[frail elbow]

at ease, soldier...

[faint mantle]

Dangit stckr, I wanted to have fun with the mysterious ambiguity

[pure egret]

Feels like it with this type of server malfunction.

[lethal sand]

oh they’re gone

[hoary locust]

I got a plasma pistol kill yesterday on someone with full health and I'm pretty sure it's the only one I've gotten in the entirety of infinites life span

[peak trench]

Bro, just joined to start smack that's fun

[oak niche]

But there is a rumor of the Covenant Carbine coming back and my money is on it returing with Invasion

[frail elbow]

watch it

[empty sable]

But we like smack

It's what gave us adrenaline in the Halo Reach lobbies

[dry lintel]

🍿 update day is fun

[empty sable]

Let us insult eachother again!

[oak niche]

wdym and what are they developing? 🙂

[peak trench]

No literally

[wise scaffold]

How tf are yall playing?

[storm heath]

Fr

[empty sable]

With a console and controller

[wary briar]

[willow hedge]

Customs work

[storm heath]

Halo ce remake

[peak trench]

Yes

[peak trench]

Halo games

[wise scaffold]

Are the servers up already?

[storm heath]

Nope

[oak niche]

So then they're not working on infinite, which is what I said.

[steady jolt]

I mean, there are developers working on Infinite. They are working on fixes, features and content like today's and future updates

[empty sable]

Servers are south

[peak trench]

Infinite actually

[hoary locust]

"already"

[oak niche]

ok thank you

[empty sable]

Already lol

[steady jolt]

Nothing like that has been announced

[storm heath]

Im just placing a guess

[empty sable]

Remember what Carter said. 2 minutes is too long!

[peak trench]

Don't need to, we saw that halo Ce armor

[gleaming parrot]

I just wanna play halo why are the servers down 😭

[storm heath]

And that map

[steady jolt]

#halo-support-news

[willow hedge]

Real

[hoary locust]

AI revolution has begun

[peak trench]

Yeah, it looks like where Chief first crashed actually

[empty sable]

I mean support isn't saying why they are down. They are confirming that it is down

We haven't been told the cause of the error

[oak niche]

stickr, do you think they will partner with Unreal to make a the next halo playable or will it just be a regular game on UE5?

[remote spruce]

i need it fixed now

[storm heath]

We dont know yet

[steady jolt]

No idea

[obsidian wyvern]

instead of complaining about servers being down u guys should watch one of these

[waxen rose]

Okay thx pookie

[steady jolt]

All of them

[empty sable]

Nah ill watch discord instead

[obsidian wyvern]

so true

[faint mantle]

There isn't much reason to be honest. We're not stakeholders that have to be informed of the fix and how it's going to affect future development. We're just users that need the service to be up without any more details.

[oak niche]

an acceptable selection.

[dry lintel]

Thanks for the recommendations Adam

[empty sable]

We should have gotten a proper ODST TV show.

[gilded mirage]

Alternatively, watch Headhunters since they added the armor today.

[empty sable]

Not Master Cheeks

[obsidian wyvern]

No problem HannibalRekruit

[empty sable]

Nathan Fillan playing Buck in a Live Action Halo show would be grand

[peak trench]

Something of Halo is getting remastered just not sure what

[hoary locust]

My default spartan on the home screen now has the proper coating and visor equipped. We are so back

[peak trench]

Remasters are too hot right now not to

[empty sable]

The buggy experience

[waxen rose]

If anything we’d get a movie.

[pearl laurel]

Halo 4

[vagrant seal]

ce

[keen moth]

Anyone else having issues with menus loading halo infinite

[pearl laurel]

Halo 4 Combat Evolved

[dry lintel]

2011

[lethal sand]

servers are down rn

[pure egret]

Who?

[pearl laurel]

Embed failure

[vagrant seal]

yes, game is broken

[empty sable]

Halo 3 needs a remaster

[hoary locust]

Oh god transgressor is back in the shop

[lethal sand]

it’s not broken, just the servers being down

[steady jolt]

Halo services are having issues right now, it's being worked on

[pure egret]

yes

[keen moth]

Damn 343

[pearl laurel]

Absolutely agree with you sport

[empty sable]

Lord Hood is looking cursed these days

[queen remnant]

You should watch the movies I told you

[lethal sand]

yo is buck being turned into master chief for halo 7

[obsidian wyvern]

i didnt include the 4th one because apparently it sucked, but i think i liked it a lot

[vagrant seal]

the servers are up, im in a game, the game is broken

[pearl laurel]

Just imagine the graphics, literally a movie

[pure egret]

Nuh uh

[peak trench]

All the Bungie games need a remaster or reboot for sure

[lethal sand]

no clue then, but the servers are just down rn

[empty sable]

No reboot.

[stuck wind]

And halo is still down lol

[pure egret]

Cares?

[spare owl]

Infinite is working on my Xbox, MCC and Infinite still down on my PC

[waxen rose]

We need new games not remakes of old ones 💕

[empty sable]

Don't let 343 ruin the holy trilogy

[pearl laurel]

Halo: Multiverse of Madness

[peak trench]

Bothhhh

[empty sable]

Just let blur do their magic for a graphics update for CE and Halo 3

[obsidian wyvern]

letterboxd mentioned and pandaroth appears? no way

[pearl laurel]

But halo three

[empty sable]

Maybe even reach

[queen remnant]

I'm always watching

[pure egret]

[empty sable]

Halo fans love the past

[pearl laurel]

Halo Reach Combat Evolved

[waxen rose]

Can't hear you over my silly whimsical halo infinate game play

[peak trench]

Idk why since 343 did it better

[hoary locust]

Halo 5 is due for a 10 year remake at this point if you want to get technical

[obsidian wyvern]

i shall watch your perfect days eventually

[empty sable]

Oh god. You've just ignited the flames

[queen remnant]

I should actually make a list of my favorites movies but yes

[pure egret]

Nah just quality over money grabbing for sure.

[analog knot]

oh no tuesday is when there is steam maintenance

[dry lintel]

Never ask a Bungie fan when they were born

[analog knot]

double whammy incoming

[empty sable]

2004?

[obsidian wyvern]

u should

[queen remnant]

When I have some free time

[peak trench]

the youngest are 27 and the oldest are 100

[waxen rose]

If it starts with “19” you know the conversation is cooked /j/j/j

[empty sable]

I didn't know I aged 7 years in 1 minutes

[open river]

"i was born in 19-" ok unc

[empty sable]

Holy hell. I already feel the back pain

[hoary locust]

Halo is older than a majority of college graduates

[hasty zinc]

Haha I know right.. Haha

[peak trench]

Born with a better gaming chair haha

[waxen rose]

No duh?

[pure egret]

You right if it starts with 20 you know the chat is gonna be like is that master chief from Fortnight.

[dry lintel]

he isn't?

[waxen rose]

Incorrect. That's only if it starts with “201”

[queen remnant]

Oh my god, is that the green guy from Fortnite??? Didn't know they made a game out of him

[dry lintel]

[queen remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/master-chief-fortnite-fortnite-dance-griddy-meme-gif-13285482021022037410

[empty sable]

2004 gang

Playing Halo 3 and Halo Reach at the age of 6 was funny

[waxen rose]

Lets not tell people on the internet our age 💖

[pure egret]

die please in game.

[peak trench]

That's just how cool halo is every game needs to have him so they're cooler games

[hasty zinc]

Hey it's the guy from Waze

[queen remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/master-chief-fortnite-gangnam-style-gif-20150263

[waxen rose]

THE GUY FROM FORTNITW

[open river]

the guy from that one tv show

[dry lintel]

please 343 add a skateboard to the next halo

[peak trench]

Halo walked so Fortnite could run

[empty sable]

What's that gonna do lol. Nobody is gonna track you down based on age alone

[queen remnant]

Oh my god is that the guy from the 1999 Bungie demo in Mac world??????????????????

[pure egret]

Mac World was cooler than fortnight.

[hoary locust]

Guy from the marathon rip off

[empty sable]

Now clicking on a dodgy link will get you messed up

[willow hedge]

The guy from mega bloks

[waxen rose]

It's still can be dangerous

[pure egret]

You a dodgy link.

[queen remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-master-chief-halo-rip-discrace-gif-19549091

[empty sable]

Ayo

[dry lintel]

the game is called Fortnite actually

[candid solar]

Oh hey I watched Paprika the other day, it was nice

[empty sable]

Fortnite? I thought it was called weekly

[pure egret]

ForkNike is that better?

[dry lintel]

close!

[tawdry hawk]

This planet needs glassed

[pure egret]

*Close!

[dim cave]

Is anyone else’s game not loading?

[pure egret]

🤓

[queen remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/master-chief-halo-fortnite-espresso-fortnite-espresso-emote-gif-10756257356115033016

[empty sable]

Welcome to the club.

[waxen rose]

I’m going to maul you

[hard crag]

Yeah

[faint mantle]

Escharum is dangerously slow in that thing

[hoary locust]

I'm 24 oh god please don't find me and leak all my information

[dim cave]

You find any fixes?

[empty sable]

LOL

[open river]

Die please in game.*

[hard crag]

Nah

[steady jolt]

Halo services are having issues right now, it's being worked on

[dim cave]

Oh

[hoary locust]

Soon 👊

[hard crag]

Thank you for letting us know!

[dim cave]

They have an ETA?

[upbeat lintel]

did the update break the game?

[pure egret]

Die please in Game.*

[empty sable]

As a Legal Adult at the age of 20. I am terrified for my life that an Internet man will find me just for knowing how long I've been on the moon.

[steady jolt]

No

Separate issue

[faint mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/stupidity-impulse-cosmo-gif-21104618

[pure egret]

When fix?

[hoary locust]

It's over kid I have your IP address

[empty sable]

Oh no!!!!!

[steady jolt]

Not right now, but working to get things back up as asap

[dry lintel]

I don't know about you, I'm feeling 22

[dim cave]

Oh ok

[empty sable]

Jokes on you! My ip changes each day!

[pure egret]

🛠️

[empty sable]

Google hates me for it!

[hoary locust]

Doing the Lord's work

[dim cave]

I just want to maul brutes with dominar 😭😭😭

[peak trench]

Why the shop gotta be so spicy and pricey

[empty sable]

Getting ready for Conclave 2025

[pure egret]

😁

[empty sable]

Nice user.

[pearl laurel]

Bro you’re so young what’re you talking about

[hoary locust]

I did not say I was old what are you talking about

[empty sable]

As you can see. The halo community is an aging customer base.

[pure egret]

yes

[peak trench]

When you're 25 you're old

[pearl laurel]

Idk man according to memes , 24 is old age, white hair and stuff

[open river]

24 is old have fun in the nursing home

[peak trench]

Fine 18 is old

[pure egret]

26 is fun.

[waxen rose]

Holy crap what

[peak trench]

It was all fun for me no lie

[open river]

this is a dangerous thing to say

[hoary locust]

I'm fried

[zinc fable]

You're born old

[empty sable]

2 minutes is too old for this guy

[zinc fable]

And you die young.

[peak trench]

Old enough to GET IT

[hoary locust]

I am "unc" to tiktok kids

[empty sable]

Elite Dangerous

[pearl laurel]

We must be trillionaires by 21, or else we’ll be failures for the rest of our lives

[empty sable]

Friendship drive activated.

[hoary locust]

Obviously not old in the grand scheme of things

[open river]

you should be dying of old age by 19

[waxen rose]

Im not drop shipping young enough!!!!

[hushed forum]

thank god i'm not a tiktok kid

[empty sable]

Tiktok is idiots paradise

[open river]

midlife crisis at 10

[peak trench]

Have a yacht atleast

[pure egret]

⏸️

[empty sable]

Stupid platform. Instagram is no better

[hoary locust]

I have 5 hypercars and 4 yachts from meme coins

[pearl laurel]

Remember guys if you don’t own a Bugatti or any other fancy car by age 17, you already failed in life

[pure egret]

▶️

[peak trench]

Yo wtf share

[empty sable]

The amount of strange women I have to block as they randomly appear on my feed

[pearl laurel]

There’s no going back

[waxen rose]

Fill unc in on yt shorts rq

[open river]

i have literally 200 cars get on my level

i also own 9 suits of mjolnir power armour

[storm heath]

So my spartan is showing up now

[peak trench]

Not cussing is hard wow I'm having a hard time

[pearl laurel]

Tell ‘em we said halo

[empty sable]

Can't swear in this server

[waxen rose]

Okay are you gonna share or what
Money for the poor (me)

[pure egret]

I have the tism and a GWOT E Medal.

[empty sable]

Even though halo is a pegi 16

[peak trench]

Halo is almost 25 years old but yeah no cuss

[empty sable]

The tism?

[river crater]

Just like me fr fr

[pure egret]

Do you actually not know what that means?

[open river]

tism came free with your xbox

[hoary locust]

Same age as John halo

[steady jolt]

We don't go by game ratings, it's family friendly here.

[empty sable]

Maybe I want you to tell me what it means.

[pure egret]

Real

[empty sable]

I'm curious.

[pearl laurel]

How old is Halo 117

[pure egret]

Google it.

[waxen rose]

John halo is 49 you might be cooked

[peak trench]

Damn I was in line while you were..nvm

[tawdry hawk]

I'm a simple man I just.. want to dive feet first into hell with a 0% survival rate

[empty sable]

I don't need to Google it. I've got a diagnosis letter from 2013 lol!

[open river]

he hasnt been born yet

[pearl laurel]

Unless bro inherited forerunner dna

[pure egret]

Im happy for you.

[hoary locust]

John halo was born in 2001 with the release of video game sensation halo 117 combat devolved

[river crater]

I’m a bit older but close enough

[open river]

we are all unc by 2552

[waxen rose]

He is negative numbers years old my bad gang

[peak trench]

Imagine we get new halo games but ww3 starts so no games

[open river]

put me in cryosleep

[empty sable]

Halo 117 will be in VR.

[hoary locust]

I'll take that trade

[waxen rose]

We are EARTH and SOIL and FERTILIZER

[empty sable]

Remember when Halo got yearly releases

[pearl laurel]

That’s why we need forerunner dna

[open river]

i dont remember yesterday

[peak trench]

We already have it we are forerunner

[pure egret]

Remember when we could have just said no to the horse armor and micro transactions.

[cedar turret]

There wasn’t a yesterday

[waxen rose]

Halo 117 says the silliest things sometimes…

[empty sable]

Halo Reach 2010
Halo CEA 2011
Halo 4 2012

[peak trench]

Worst time to be a halo fan fr

[faint mantle]

I'd rather have a nose thank you.

[hoary locust]

That cursed horse armor

[empty sable]

What do you mean? Reach was great.

[pearl laurel]

That’s why tomorrow is the future, and today is the present -oogway

[empty sable]

Halo CEA not so much

[waxen rose]

Nah what my boy voldemort do to you

[peak trench]

I was going through a lot of stuff then maybe it's just personal 😂

[empty sable]

Oh I was too young to be traumatised back then.

Fun times.

[sturdy terrace]

I like my ears. They feel better than what... whatever Forerunners have

[peak trench]

Oh yeah I was 14

[faint mantle]

Murder the whole population of new phoenix

[empty sable]

I was 6.

[peak trench]

Awe paw patrol you lil guy

[hoary locust]

But how would you know

[waxen rose]

Its... They'll.… rise from the ashes

[empty sable]

Playing Halo Reach Campaign at the age of 6 in 2010

I think I predate paw patrol.

[peak trench]

Thats tough actually

[pearl laurel]

Yes but we would be better

[pure egret]

11

[burnt wigeon]

Depending on who you ask, forerunners do have human noses 😉

[open river]

i remember getting called slurs by some random on reach when i was six

fun times

[pearl laurel]

Good times

[wraith scroll]

who hasn't been lol

[empty sable]

Joined xbox live in late 2011 and missed out on getting recon for free on Halo 3 by 2 months. So annoyed

[hoary locust]

Brutal

[wraith scroll]

rip

[empty sable]

But my dad's account got recon

[pearl laurel]

I remember yelling slurs at random people on reach

[empty sable]

Let's go!!!!!

[peak trench]

I was 4 playing Halo CE and 7 with halo 2, 10 with halo 3, peak PEAK

[waxen rose]

WHAT

[hoary locust]

I still have my dad's account from the og Xbox that I play in regularly to this day

[burnt wigeon]

To be honest, horse armor was hardly the start of the predicament we are currently in. Mobile game monetization bleeding into the console space is what happened.

Money made on mobile was something console publishers were after

[empty sable]

Yea lobbies back then were swears and racism all over.

[sturdy terrace]

Thats a mystery for another day

[open river]

still the same just not as much on halo

[empty sable]

I remember being insulted for being ranked private in Halo 3 slayer lobbies lol

[peak trench]

They still are dude that never stopped and it was a lot more than that

[pearl laurel]

I was trying to be tough, I was a cringe kid 😞

[faint mantle]

I was called a slur on MCC Halo 3 when I dominated the game using a Gauss hog.

I think I still have the video

[waxen rose]

For my daily dose of loser teenage boy telling me to jump I think ill go to Fortnite

[faint mantle]

And ofc I reported the guy

[empty sable]

Oof

[peak trench]

Awe

[hoary locust]

I'm loading into a game of battle for the academy will update on what happens

[empty sable]

It got deleted lol

[wraith scroll]

classic

[hushed stream]

it built character I miss those days

[pearl laurel]

Halo reach was fun,

[hoary locust]

Boys and girls

[pearl laurel]

But the covenant sniper was weird

[steady jolt]

There's nothing fun about racism

[hoary locust]

I'm in

[empty sable]

Back then you toughened up. Nowadays nobody can handle all caps.

[full dagger]

Is the game like not working rn?

[hoary locust]

Currently battling for the academy

[dry lintel]

yeah I totally love being called the most vile things ever when im just trying to play a videogame

[waxen rose]

Okay grandpa we get it

[pure egret]

🎟️

[faint mantle]

Not necessarily. I think it normalized bad behavior and now we got to deal with it in the future. AKA now.

[empty sable]

Where's my retirement fund

[pearl laurel]

Mastuh Cheef

[empty sable]

Kier!!!!!!

[faint mantle]

I wonder if there are any psychological studies that concur or have studied open lobbies?

[waxen rose]

In the soder….

[hushed stream]

lol parents got soft and now we got issues

[pure egret]

Soft hands.

[dry lintel]

People say "I miss the old days" but COD lobbies in 2025 are still toxic hellscapes

[waxen rose]

Its just cyberbullying studies basically

[pure egret]

MW2 lobbies.

[thin wharf]

Are the servers up yet?

[pure egret]

This.

[pearl laurel]

People would yell, them mics took it like champs

[steady jolt]

No, now we just don't put up with that trash. Nothing soft about standing up to racism and abuse

[faint mantle]

What do hands have to do with sensitivity?

[pure egret]

I miss the words being exchanged.

[empty sable]

BBC:

Today we look at Open Lobbies on video games. (Queue dramatic music)

Home to many incels and teens with no friends (intense music)

As you can see, we have just received a voicemail message after a game of big team battle on halo reach.

[hushed stream]

right like the karmello case....

[tawdry hawk]

From what I remember Halo 3 lobbies were actually wholesome with occasional tame trash talk

[full dagger]

SOMEONE TELL ME IF THE GAME IS BEING STUPID OR IF ITS JUST MINE!

[dry lintel]

I'd argue you're soft if you can't handle not being mean to people lol

[steady jolt]

Halo services are having issues right now, it's being worked on

[waxen rose]

Soft hands = good at holding hands
Hard hands = good at not holding hands or something idk

[empty sable]

I have a feeling you've copy and pasted that.

[burnt wigeon]

There are some studies on toxicity in general internet message boards, forums, etc that show internet anonymity leads to poor brain development and a regression in self control and healthy decision making skills.

Turns out-having the ability to let out your worst impulses with no social consequences isn’t good for character development

[pearl laurel]

Maybe he meant people are bad at aiming today, we see all the pros cleaning the lobbies and new players dont get a chance

[empty sable]

Hard hands = Actually worked a day in your life

[hoary locust]

Explains redditors

[dry lintel]

palace boy hands

[warm brook]

i cant wait to play this new operation

[waxen rose]

I can make up many reasons why this is not factual

[burnt wigeon]

Explains most internet social media sites tbh

[faint mantle]

Fascinating. Do you know what the study or studies were called? I found a neat way to read them on my phone and I want to use it

[full dagger]

I think it explains 4chan more tbh

[empty sable]

Sounds like freedom!!! 🦅

[hushed stream]

na reddit is worse....

[faint mantle]

If anything, they make for great control groups.

[pearl laurel]

Didn’t Mike Tyson said something about that? That people got too comfortable insulting people online

[upbeat lintel]

we back online chat?

[empty sable]

Nope

[faint mantle]

Reddit has way more moderated people.

[pearl laurel]

Get back in your cryo pod

[empty sable]

Reddit is crazy.

[full dagger]

Honestly given how much more moderation is on reddit you get a lot less heinous stuff

[hushed stream]

LMAO

[faint mantle]

Barely anyone with normal sensitivity was a regular in 4Chan

[fast dune]

Rate the update /10

[empty sable]

Even the mods on reddit aren't right.

[willow hedge]

I cant even play it/10

[pure egret]

Instagram and Facebook reels for the win honestly. Freedom at its finest.

[pearl laurel]

-7

[hushed stream]

if I could post images I'd prove you wrong on that point

[full dagger]

It no worky

[empty sable]

In fact. The only sane Internet platform is outlook

[pearl laurel]

Dead internet theory

[sharp night]

Trailer looked cool/10

[faint mantle]

@fast dune 10/10

[waxen rose]

Not Facebook... Old man/j

[pearl laurel]

Filling out a job application theory

[empty sable]

It's nerf or nothing!

[past moon]

played one round and enjoyed it / 10

[burnt wigeon]

Reddit has been pleasantly surprising me lately. A majority of world event groups seem more down to earth and less willing to tolerate misinformation, homophobia , racism, conspiracy nut job stuff, etc etc.

Huge change from a few years ago.

[empty sable]

Instragram keeps sending me odd women in limited clothing. Proper annoying. I've explicity told it to stop sending me that garbage yet it insists.

Close to uninstalling the stupid app

[oak niche]

Very good against energy shields because causes short circuit.

[waxen rose]

This but Facebook for me 💔

[dry lintel]

Reddit has been progressive for quite some time

[misty pond]

The multiplayer takes so long to load, is this a new bug?

[steady jolt]

Halo services are having issues right now, it's being worked on

[pearl laurel]

It’s the new meta

[empty sable]

Only let streamers play so they get high in ranked. Duhhh

[waxen rose]

Secret AI stckr? Guys I might have a theory. A game theory.

[empty sable]

Funny how streamers can play just fine

[dry lintel]

I still lose braincells everytime I look at r/ChatGPT though

[pearl laurel]

Do you guys remember when everyone was hyping up Stadia? Only for it to end up shutting down

[oak niche]

New marketing strategy. Shut down the game right after content launch.

[pearl laurel]

They get special treatment 🪫

[empty sable]

I miss when games came out completed.