general-chat

[obsidian wyvern]

i dont think it was a bad idea for mcc

[quaint kettle]

Do you think they did it for new weapons to be added to the bench or stop price hikes

[waxen rose]

The way my heart broke

[dry lintel]

we got a water gun model for the sidekick tho

[jade gust]

Oh worm

[radiant glade]

I am stopping into Wortmart for some Overshield. You guys want anything while i'm there?

[true vortex]

omg hunstman is scary

gian spiders suk

[waxen rose]

Coffee please?💕

[true vortex]

yall should play huntsman

[fickle drift]

I'm Arachnophobic so no, thank you.

[true vortex]

so i am i

i almost crapped msyelf

[hasty zinc]

alright

[true vortex]

sry

[obsidian wyvern]

[radiant glade]

Spartan points < Sangheli Credits

[dry lintel]

< Brute Bucks

[fickle drift]

Looking forward to using this Shotgun at last.

[true vortex]

hm

[obsidian wyvern]

and craig coins

[dry lintel]

$CRAG

[meager linden]

Operation Last Stand now better than Anvil

[quaint kettle]

Shotgun is pretty fun from when I last used it

[fickle drift]

They call it Anvil because that's where you put the Elite's head.

https://tenor.com/view/hammer-smash-emperors-new-groove-gif-14537390

[empty sable]

Server all good now?

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/m70CqTTDuni.gif

[dry lintel]

damn I didnt know raider was the last tier

[waxen rose]

I had to explain to my dad what elites are since he just says “I wanna kill the lizards” whenever I let him play Halo

[hasty zinc]

you're last tier

https://tenor.com/MOlQ.gif

[dry lintel]

you are a discord moderator

[hasty zinc]

proof?

[meager linden]

Nice gif, i'll take it, thanks

[radiant glade]

grunt greenbacks

[hasty zinc]

I see what you did hannibal

proof is in the pudding, but no pudding discord emoji for you!

[dry lintel]

erm akshually the emoji has multiple names and pudding is one of them 🤓

[stiff stone]

Yeah I never played it before, I can see why its on people's top 3 in the series.

[jade gust]

Well, they are lizard-like aliens, so he isn't completely wrong

[hasty zinc]

pudding redirects to custard. Your move

[dry lintel]

custard redirects to pudding

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/3p2e.gif

[worldly sedge]

Are the storms messing up the servers?

[jade gust]

The acting throughout from Abubakar Salim (Bayek's VA) is easily some of the best, not just in gaming

[waxen rose]

Godzilla wannabes /j

[radiant glade]

playstation is glassing the server facilities rn

[quaint kettle]

Well he aint wrong

[jade gust]

Well it's a good thing the Elites aren't as big as a skyscraper and don't have atomic breath

[waxen rose]

Atomic breath? I know they dont brush all their 1000 teeth ik it stank

[hasty zinc]

Godzilla Minus One PT2 plz

[fickle drift]

I think the director did say he's working on a sequel

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/jAAlNesSrRA.gif

[empty sable]

Servers are still down for me

[radiant glade]

Gravemind Minus One please

[hasty zinc]

I need to make a higher quality version of that gif

[waxen rose]

Horrors beyond our comprehension

[radiant glade]

Floodzilla

[waxen rose]

Baby Shin Godzilla is what id imagine that to resemble

[stiff stone]

One of my fav Goji films

[ebon spire]

Sigh. Hate when the servers are down and on Tuesday's nonetheless

[hoary locust]

Good news guys I can look at the shop

[pseudo birch]

good day

[polar holly]

How are you guyzz?

[pseudo birch]

i sailed here from the distant land of Crysis, im gonna settle in Haloland if y'all dont mind

[gaunt saddle]

i tried matchmaking but i cant even cancel search

[empty sable]

I was able to buy the pass and look at the shop

[radiant glade]

yeah dating sucks

[gaunt saddle]

😭 lmao

[empty sable]

Question is how long is the search gonna take

[gaunt saddle]

depends on how the servers are feeling

[empty sable]

Servers are feeling dead

[dry lintel]

coatings on the needler look so good

[pseudo birch]

is it just me or is the discord font fuzzy?

[empty sable]

Is this gonna happen when the other passes release next month?

[pseudo birch]

any way to fix it?

[empty sable]

Might as well add 3 extra days to my hero grind lol.

[dry lintel]

some coatings change the needle colors btw

[pseudo birch]

still crazy to think i got like 6 legendary games w/ all dlc for 10 dollars

[jade gust]

Hold up? For real?

[obtuse ginkgo]

bruh u can play but battlepass n challenge ded

[hoary locust]

The exchange change is nice

[dry lintel]

dropped a pic

[radiant glade]

Does Atriox still sell cars?

[jade gust]

Seen it

[thin igloo]

Literally a single coating changes the needles

[fathom tree]

Peak infinite update ?

[azure atlas]

Why does my MCC keeps going back from 1920x1080 to 1360x768? Every time I open it, it's back to 768...

[pseudo birch]

any recommendations or suggestions before i start playing these games?

[jade gust]

Play in release order

So Combat Evolved, then 2, then 3, then ODST, then Reach, then 4, then 5, then Infinite

[pseudo birch]

i dont play anything outside of steam that isnt minecraft so 5 is a dead end for me

thx anyway

[azure atlas]

Isn't better to play in chronological instead?

[radiant glade]

Halo Wars?

[steady wagon]

Is the new update live?

[jade gust]

No worries

[hushed forum]

probably...

[jade gust]

For the first time, definitely not

[ebon spire]

Ok so games are loading up but for some reason the quests do not

[obtuse ginkgo]

yeah but battlepasss n challenge not working

[pseudo birch]

nah with most franchises i can tell chronological almost never works

[steady wagon]

Why???

[jade gust]

I don't know if those are on Steam

[pseudo birch]

do the games play fine with a controller on pc?

[jade gust]

Yes

I've used controller for MCC multiple times on PC

[pseudo birch]

oh ok my 8bitdo ultimate will do just great

[jade gust]

I can't say for Infinite but I haven't heard anyone here complain about having controller issues on PC so I'd assume it works just fine

[ebon spire]

Is infinite down for anyone else?

[lavish walrus]

Will there be patch notes?

[jade gust]

Someone else can confirm that though

[hushed forum]

update just came out, might just be slow, or in the process of being updated...

[hasty zinc]

will probably be here when they are released https://support.halowaypoint.com/hc/en-us/sections/4410503655444-Release-Notes

[stiff stone]

How probable is it that TMCC comes out for PS5?

[hasty zinc]

50/50

[remote spruce]

I updated it. Played a match, can’t get into it

Left

[jade gust]

https://tenor.com/view/never-tell-me-the-odds-star-wars-odds-never-gif-14280242

[remote spruce]

End scene

[hoary locust]

Cloud 9 playoff skin suits the shock rifle really well

[faint mantle]

As probable as the sun's matter quantum tunneling directly to your house.

Low, but never zero

[prime flicker]

played a ranked game but after game no sr or after action

[azure atlas]

Oh well...I started MCC couple days ago and it showed Reach on top, so that's how I started 🤷‍♂️

[hasty zinc]

you ever just stick your hand against a wall in the off chance that the atoms line up and your hand goes into the wall?

[jade gust]

You're gonna be in for a shock for how different CE feels to Reach

[hasty zinc]

it's gonna suck

[pseudo birch]

im gonna do evil within 2 > halo masterchief collection > dead space trilogy w/ dlc > mass effect legendary edition trilogy

i wanna finish these before autumn so i can chewing threw some of the horror stuff in my backlog like amnesia penumbra outlast etc

[narrow cloud]

Bro why is the game broken

Like my ranked matches arent counting

[hasty zinc]

server issues probably

[jade gust]

Oh have fun when you reach Mass Effect, I recommend downloading a few mods to help smooth some things like some of the bugs which managed to sneak their way in

[stuck wind]

Halo is super laggy rn

[narrow cloud]

How hard is it to release an update 😭

[deep flare]

finally it works

[hoary locust]

Not really the updates fault the servers have been in the dumpster all day

[pseudo birch]

nah i try to not use mods unless its critical

[obtuse ginkgo]

yeah ot fully fixed

[pseudo birch]

pc gaming wiki comes in handy with this

[empty sable]

Anyone else not getting xp for their matches?

[obtuse ginkgo]

not all

[obtuse ginkgo]

yeap and challenges do not work

[empty sable]

I'm not playing another match then. I'll probs wait till tomorrow

[obtuse ginkgo]

I'll wait one hour n test it

[empty sable]

Unless it is backlogged and it's just a visible bug

[narrow cloud]

Im not getting ranked games counting

[deep flare]

At least I can start a mode at all

[empty sable]

Lemme go on spartan record

[obtuse ginkgo]

true u can play now but idk if u get xp or anything

[empty sable]

Spartan record has updated my career xp

[obtuse ginkgo]

it did?

[empty sable]

Aye.

[safe dawn]

they're down because it's tuesday and there's an update

[empty sable]

Idk how it works for battlepass though

[limpid ferry]

Great update it’s completely unplayable and what’s even more funny is that Halo Studios somehow managed to erase all of the Year 2 HCS Launch Armor Coatings that we literally just got in the last months update.

[empty sable]

If career xp is actually recording then that's good but I don't know a way to check battlepass. Does halo waypoint record BP progress?

[obtuse ginkgo]

yep :(

[stuck wind]

Yeah imma wait for later this is so laggy rn

[empty sable]

Halo waypoint ain't loading oof

[narrow cloud]

Bro Halo studies needs to fix the servers

I litterally am getting scammed for playing the game

[empty sable]

Halo studios needs to start haloing

[obtuse ginkgo]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[limpid ferry]

They should bring back flight test so we the community can test these updates before they get released

[empty sable]

Oh I loved the test flights

Far more stable than release

[jade gust]

Scamming implies it's on purpose, they're clearly not making the servers bad on purpose. Unexpected things happen, they no doubt are aware and working to fix it

[empty sable]

As far as we know

Who knows we could have some dev keyboard spamming the spaghetti code whilst laughing like doctor evil

[stiff stone]

Anyone played the Oblivion remake yet?

[teal knot]

not yet

but it gives me hope for a fallout 3 and new vegas remaster

[limpid ferry]

Halo Waypoint is unavailable so I can’t submit bug reports at the moment

[granite sky]

yea ive been playing it super good

[obsidian wyvern]

https://x.com/XLR8_LIVE/status/1919822359432671448

XLR8 (@XLR8_LIVE) on X

CITRUS WASH TURNS THE NEEDLER GREEN

W HALO UPDATE LMAO

X · May 6, 2025, 6:31 PM

[jade gust]

Do they taste different to regular pink needles though?

[empty sable]

This one is mint flavoured

[dry lintel]

sour apple

[limpid ferry]

Bruh the updates busted the UI screen doesn’t even load

[steady jolt]

Support site is working for me, try incognito mode or clear your cache/cookies

[jade gust]

Shame, was hoping for lime flavoured needles

[steady jolt]

Saying that, server issues are known and being worked on

https://x.com/HaloSupport/status/1919800169744244973

Halo Support (@HaloSupport) on X

⚠️ The development team is working with partners to investigate reports of #Halo online service and matchmaking errors. Stay tuned for updates on this investigation.

X · May 6, 2025, 5:03 PM

[topaz heron]

I havent played the update yet, is it good?

[steady jolt]

Don't have twitter anymore, so I can't see if there have been any further updates

[worldly sedge]

YOOOO THAT IS COOL

The Needlers change color as well

Imagine Watchdog weapon coating

Do the needles turn red???

[short crypt]

They made it one of those updates that makes you reinstall the entire game again

[limpid ferry]

We’ve lost all of our Year 2 HCS Launch Armor coatings.

[molten pelican]

lol is everything broken rn

[worldly sedge]

Year 2 was two years ago… 😫

[short crypt]

You can put camo on the needler?

[topaz heron]

Yeah i noticed lol

[dry lintel]

I've checked all the coatings and as far as I know Citrus Wash is the only one that changes the color of the needles

[empty sable]

Its the end of the world as we know it

[short crypt]

It's really annoying when that happens

[severe crystal]

Update so peak for us halo said shut it down💔

[empty sable]

Microsoft couldn't handle the mountain dew energy

[storm anvil]

is anyone else getting no operation xp for completing matches

every match completion screen just says "N\A" on all the numbers

[civic folio]

I cant even load gamemodes

[storm anvil]

aight time to stop playing halo infinite again

[pliant hatch]

probly related to the server issues.

[empty sable]

Tariffs

[short crypt]

I can't even load the menu

[dry lintel]

the mutilator is going to take some used to, I was expecting alt fire to immediately shoot, not just swap

thats going to get me killed for sure

[regal sinew]

Why is loading coatings so slow!!!

[jade gust]

Good to know it's something you've gotta toggle like on the Heatwave and Hydra's firing modes

[proud moss]

i cant even play man what is this

[dry lintel]

Good for balancing for sure

[empty sable]

Power smacking with the mutilator is funny

Kaboom kaboom

[dry lintel]

its so satisfying

[void ivy]

it feels like a long-shot to ask, but has anyone seen what's in the current premium operation pass? i'd like to know if genuine credit (not spartan point) rewards are back, or if i should skip this one

[empty sable]

Nope

I didn't see any when I looked

Just cosmetics and spartan points

[wide zephyr]

just me or is the game super slow to load menus??

[granite sky]

game is collapsing atm what is going on

[empty sable]

No xp boosts, challenge swaps, golden coins.

I think halo studios burnt the toast

[obtuse ginkgo]

battlepass working?

[jade gust]

Nah sorry, that was me, I like my toast on the dark side

[void ivy]

dang, didn't think so but i wanted to know anyway; thank you kindly

[sweet pasture]

i've been trying to join a match for the past half hour

[empty sable]

Still unsure, halo waypoint wasn't Working to check

[jade gust]

Server issues happening right now

[sweet pasture]

yeah ik

[empty sable]

I wonder how long the server issues will last

[obtuse ginkgo]

I got in match like 1min but pass n challenges doesnt work

[empty sable]

I wasted an xp boost

[civic folio]

Oh cool, we can buy premium money with spartan points now

[obtuse ginkgo]

nooo 😢

[empty sable]

I want compensation!

[sweet pasture]

omg thats nice

[obtuse ginkgo]

wtf?

[void ivy]

i remember hearing it was the inverse..?

[sweet pasture]

hell yeah i got into a match

[fickle drift]

Xd

[obtuse ginkgo]

where

[empty sable]

Give every player 9,319,320 xp. That'll do it

[sweet pasture]

loading map rn

time to see the new shotty

[civic folio]

Dammit

[sweet pasture]

?

[civic folio]

I read it backwards

[wide zephyr]

thought it was other way around?

[sweet pasture]

damn

[civic folio]

Im dumb lmfao

I should’ve known better

[void ivy]

but if it's actually like that, it'd definitely solve a lot of my personal problems with "don't want to go into mtx? everything in the shop is barred"
but i don't expect that to- ah, yea

[jade gust]

Some of y'all need to double check before saying things

[civic folio]

Im sorry

[empty sable]

Nah we say then check

[civic folio]

I got your hopes up for 40 seconds

[void ivy]

no worries

[obtuse ginkgo]

aww man it would be great

[empty sable]

That's how us humans roll

[civic folio]

This just shows you how little i check the store 😂

[jade gust]

https://tenor.com/view/doctor-who-bbc-bbc-iplayer-disney-plus-mr-ring-a-ding-gif-4959022598802130062

[granite sky]

i said the same thing earlier dont worry we are both dumb

[civic folio]

Is it new by any chance?

[meager linden]

Will be mutilator on FF?

[teal knot]

just go to the store and select on view battlepass to view it

[civic folio]

Or has it always been there?

[obtuse ginkgo]

it oesnt load

[void ivy]

oh yea, didn't think of that; thank you
i'm so used to not really looking at the shop

[sweet pasture]

not a big fan of juggernaut

[void ivy]

though i'm gonna be out of game until the servers become more stable atm

[obtuse ginkgo]

😂

[oak ibex]

Another update.. another 4GB update

[void ivy]

i'm really not into the microtransactions part of the game, now that battle passes aren't self-sustaining anymore. it's reasonable i think

[granite sky]

well the new pve missions r pretty cool. bit easy but only 4 player and prob normal difficulty so makes sense

[meager linden]

Good cold night people of Halo

[wide zephyr]

I thought we could customize heatwave? I don't see that one?

[meager linden]

You can

[granite sky]

yea u can, i just did

[wide zephyr]

ah, I only see smg, mutilator, needler, and shock rifle

I have to go quickly anyways

[sweet pasture]

me when im in a frustrating gamemode competition and my opponent is juggernaut

[hasty zinc]

https://support.halowaypoint.com/hc/en-us/articles/36998367856916-Halo-Infinite-Summer-Update-2025-Patch-Notes

[jade gust]

https://tenor.com/view/juggernaut-xmen-cartoon-gif-23216778

[empty sable]

It's on fiesta firefight

[sweet pasture]

the amount of times some random person steals the juggernaut kill is beyond infuriating

[empty sable]

Found it on courtyard

[sweet pasture]

ooh neat we can customize more weapons

[harsh vector]

r the servers alive

[sweet pasture]

not really

[harsh vector]

☹️

[tiny solstice]

I'm color blind. What should the "lore" Orion visor be

?

[sweet pasture]

for halo infinite?

idk sorry

[tiny solstice]

Is it a green, gold, orange?

[sweet pasture]

gold i think

[shadow relic]

Looks like XP is busted

[harsh vector]

gold if i had to guess

[civic folio]

So glad 343 halo studios put out a working update

[short crypt]

It's kinda warm here

[trim saddle]

because everything works the first time you do something, right?

[shrewd tide]

I don't think it's just the game, Waypoint is also struggling for me. May be an MS server issue

[sweet pasture]

blame the contractor system

[sweet pasture]

hold on let me check

[short crypt]

Me too, I can't load anything

[sweet pasture]

idk works fine for me

waypoint works fine

for me

[jagged locust]

Is anyone loading?

[jade gust]

Server issues

[harsh vector]

u good?

[sweet pasture]

nvm seems down for me too actually

let me boot up mcc

[reef anchor]

Yes sure @harsh vector

[sweet pasture]

i'm gonna check if thats down too

[sweet pasture]

probably someone tryin to start an arg or smth idk

[jade gust]

It's a spammer

[trim saddle]

its a bot/scam

[sweet pasture]

oh ok

mcc seems down too

[iron plover]

Battle pass ain’t working for anyone else?

[rare valley]

Is the battlepass coming out later?

[jade gust]

Server issues

[sweet pasture]

"contacting server to get the latest matchmaking data. please wait."

did someone spill water on their servers or something

[obtuse ginkgo]

yep laggy

[restive token]

I don't get that message, just a grey box where the challenges should be.

[rare valley]

Is there even a new battlepass?

[obtuse ginkgo]

same here same with bpass

[jade gust]

There is but there's server issues affecting things right now

[fossil skiff]

Servers are cooked time to go sit in the grass

[restive token]

Seems to be working now for Lucid on Twitch. Slowly.

[hoary locust]

Servers been fried all morning on my day off 💔

[narrow cloud]

The game really not working

Hard-reset my xbox

[jade gust]

Reseting your Xbox won't fix server issues

[narrow cloud]

Why can't they just fix the servers bruh

[faint mantle]

It could be worse, you could've asked for PTO just to play the update

[fossil skiff]

F

[molten pelican]

It's just a waiting game nothing you can do

[restive token]

Seems to be working for some people streaming on Twitch.

[faint mantle]

They can't just hit them like the TF2 engineer so they work "bruh"

[restive token]

Assuming it isn't pre-recorded which it does not seem to be.

[humble rover]

well, at least I'm not the only one having trouble loading the game it seems

I hope this can be resolved

[molten pelican]

They could try

[narrow cloud]

It happens like nearly every big update

[jade gust]

How would people have managed to prerecord an update for Halo Infinite which wasn't out until just a few hours ago?

[narrow cloud]

Annoying why it never gets fixed

[humble rover]

because I really really really wanted to try out the new update

[faint mantle]

Conspiracy theories don't need to make sense

[jade gust]

Sadly true

[restive token]

Halo Studios bots? I dunno, just a thought I had...

[winter niche]

I noticed server issues several hours, even before the update. Lemme guess, several hours should pass... Or what?

[humble rover]

well, better turn off the game since it's a server issue, and it's making my OC run mad

[hoary locust]

godspeed

[restive token]

Seems to be working for some, I'm going to try again.

[winter niche]

I can't use Agryna's kit, I wanted to test out coatings on this kit... FFS...

[faint mantle]

I myself never play anything on day 1 because stuff like this may happen. Not just Halo, but any game.

[jade gust]

I'm just messing about in the customisation menus tonight, gonna check it properly tomorrow after watching the next three episodes of Andor

[nimble portal]

It was working earlier, I bought store items and now it's ded

[fossil skiff]

I still think it was Iratus

[winter niche]

I know I will be talking about other game (Space Marine II). I was experiencing the same issue with servers.

Now it's Halo

[remote spruce]

ce remake going on all platforms

[faint mantle]

He's been awfully quiet

[limpid ferry]

Halo Infinite is completely unplayable right now

[remote spruce]

release the guns

[jade gust]

No CE remake has been confirmed

[winter niche]

I guess that the server inside the room literally fell...

[remote spruce]

ok then whatever new halo game going all platforms

[fossil skiff]

I was on less than 30 minutes ago and despite the menu issues a friend and I did play both of the new firefight modes without issue (mostly), wonder if it’s partially a regional issue?

[faint mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/weapon-cache-the-terminal-list-opening-the-weapon-crate-checking-out-the-sniper-rifle-prime-video-gif-26078823

[winter niche]

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fthe-server-is-down-literally-v0-huf62pe2sbuc1.jpeg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Dfef3dfdac8068224c18db2dec02e27bb4817ad4b

[nimble portal]

I noticed when it was "working" earlier, the new battlepass had "0/0" unlocks, so maybe there fixing that

[remote spruce]

i eat quesadillas without cheese

[winter niche]

The server is down, literally...

[faint mantle]

This would be me if I had a rack in my house ngl

[remote spruce]

i cant even play. weather so bad im having power outages every 5 min

[limpid ferry]

They better restore my missing Year 2 HCS Launch armor coatings too!

[faint mantle]

Do you eat your chilaquiles with toast?

[winter niche]

I guess this happened in Halo Studios' office

[remote spruce]

343*

i dont eat that

i only eat vegan

[steady jolt]

*Halo Studios

[remote spruce]

🤨

[faint mantle]

Then why are you even trying, your Xbox/PC may be harmed
If you have that thing plugged directly to the wall I'm gonna take it away from you

[jade gust]

The studio changed names, it's only right to use the name they changed to

[limpid ferry]

They’ve rebranded last year lol

[fossil skiff]

I remember when I nearly got my mom’s laptop zapped doing that

[molten pelican]

Fake news

Impossible

[fossil skiff]

Plugged into an outlet with no surge during a thunderstorm by accident, got shocked when lightning struck nearby

[molten pelican]

Outrageous

[faint mantle]

Chilaquiles ARE by default vegan 😂
Thanks for confirming you were just looking at my profile and decided to be funny

[empty sable]

I'll call them Halo (343) Studies. Mwahahah

[remote spruce]

well its not directly connected to the wall

dang it

[willow hedge]

Are the halo infinite servers down again

[teal knot]

not down i think but bugged

[molten pelican]

They are up if you just believe

[faint mantle]

If it's plugged to one of these then you're doing fine

[limpid ferry]

Guess it’s back to playing Fortnite Star Wars

[coral cove]

The Ghost is STILL invincible in places. Glitch has not been fixed in 5 updates AT LEAST.

[remote spruce]

yes thats what it is connected to

[faint mantle]

Good, I was about to call Social Services on your poor gaming machine 😌

[fossil skiff]

That thing is beefy

[velvet bough]

By the omnissiah

[fossil skiff]

Teeth of the cog…

[faint mantle]

One time I thought I'd burned it
But what burned was a 30w charger I'd plugged to a Magsafe 3 Mac charger (don't do that)

[sage geyser]

Those new missions in the academy are pretty cool!

[coral cove]

Can we please do a mass report for the invincible ghost? These vehicle exploits are WILDLY out of hand.

[teal knot]

I've only played cole protocol so far

[sage geyser]

Heh? There’s an exploit? 😳

[sage geyser]

Out with a bang is pretty intense

[restive token]

Talking about vehicles, I hope the Mantis comes back in the next sequel. That was fun.

[fossil skiff]

I killed a red hunter with a sandwich on that

[remote spruce]

are they pretty hard with the highest difficulty?

[coral cove]

YES.. The front guns on the ghost take 0 damage.. ANY stray gunfire does NOTHING to the ghost if it hits the guns.. You can empty every round of a sniper into them.. You can skewer the Ghosts guns 100 times and it remains at full health!

[sage geyser]

Falcon first. That’ll make this game come alive for sure!

[opaque stump]

I didn’t know swearing was apart of the prohibited texts

[jade gust]

To be fair, Alarm was talking about the next game, not this one

[opaque stump]

My bad gang, will do better next time

[sage geyser]

Maybe it’s set to no destruction of vehicles?

[candid solar]

If we're readding one-hit wonders, readd the Spectre.

[coral cove]

But all the other vehicles work fine??

[faint mantle]

It is there for a reason

[plain abyss]

is halo back?

[remote spruce]

bring halo 5 back

[sage geyser]

I dunno. I hope they keep up this kind of effort

[limpid ferry]

No it’s deader than dead at the moment

Halo infinite Needs immediate life support stat 😂

[drifting pike]

Yeah same

[limpid ferry]

A lil extreme

[faint mantle]

"Give me 2 KBs of redundant functions, 100 bytes of EAC integration stat"

[restive token]

It may not be their fault, MS owns the servers.

[tribal lintel]

nhr

[faint mantle]

Let's not devolve into an angry mob

I trust y'all are better than that

[tribal lintel]

mb

[limpid ferry]

Yes no angry mob

[tribal lintel]

worng chat

[faint mantle]

...right?

[molten pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/muppetwiki-muppet-wiki-muppets-muppet-angry-gif-4979240094074316588

[faint mantle]

Is that Sesame?

[meager linden]

For sure

[sage geyser]

I know halo is struggling. But the community made missions and firefights are always amazing. 😋👍❤️

[molten pelican]

No idea

[limpid ferry]

Could be the Muppets

[sage geyser]

The Expedited Campaign is a must play.

Astray too.

[faint mantle]

@obsidian wyvern game night when

[restive token]

I'm looking forward to seeing the new PvE stuff once the servers are fully operational.

[obsidian wyvern]

when my pc is back alive

[faint mantle]

Remember I beat y'all in Gephyrophobia

[obsidian wyvern]

I do remember 😔

[molten pelican]

Did you get parts in yet mate

[meager linden]

Tomorrow should be good day

[obsidian wyvern]

no, due 16th

[molten pelican]

Hang in there

[tardy pawn]

is mcc down?

[faint mantle]

Likely

[limpid ferry]

We’re less than a week away from the theater release of the New Final Destination Bloodlines.

[molten pelican]

Never seen them, they just look like trashy movies about people dying lol

[meager linden]

Still waiting for Doom Dark Age release, also waiting for La Quimera release

[jade gust]

I'm just waiting for Superman when it comes to films this year now

I have a whole host of complex reasons for why

[limpid ferry]

Doesn’t the new Superman movie come out next month?

[tardy pawn]

hope the new doom is gonna be as fast paced, than what is shown in the trailers

[jade gust]

July

[tardy pawn]

sure they want us to like play defensively- but doom isnt doom when you have 3000 things flying at you

[meager linden]

Also, in June 27th will be finally released the Squid Game Season 3(second part, or whatever)

[meager linden]

https://youtu.be/Lb6v6AUFWrM?si=unj6XcQOmxgmSkQk

[restive token]

Do we know how many episodes S3 of Squid will be?

[meager linden]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[obtuse ginkgo]

does the battlepass show alr? or challenges

[meager linden]

Battle pass yes, but not sure about challenges

[dire kindle]

it load so slow I keep having these triangle's does not load character, does not load the challenges?

[meager linden]

Better to wait until tomorrow

[abstract niche]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[vast venture]

Severs are wonky rn and are being looked into.

[restive token]

Servers are sloooow at the moment for most people

[warped kiln]

Its Singleplayer Tuesday™️

[restive token]

Guess I could check out the academy and get that achievement...

[snow folio]

Yeah i can't even get into any games. Just load circles on the main menu

[meager linden]

@snow folio

Just wait

[snow folio]

It's also doing it to me on other games too

[meager linden]

#halo-support-news message
They know about the problem

[candid solar]

Ugh. The one day I really needed something to distract me from my issues.

[obsidian wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-infinite-halo-infinite-master-chief-gif-24122960

[snow folio]

Ok. Thanks

[meager linden]

Haha, skill issue

[candid solar]

Oh, great, I just pulled a muscle in my neck. Great. Awesome. Cool. Add that to the list of crap for today.

[tawdry dagger]

is it still down?

[analog knot]

Interesting that matchmaking is fine but authentication is broken - definitely points to a ring company problem 😄 Time will tell

[restive token]

Guess now might be as good a time as any to start watching the Halo TV series.

[thin wharf]

Is anyone else having problems right now?

[analog knot]

It is for MCC, and so I guess it is for Infinite as well

[thin wharf]

Nothing is loading

[obsidian wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/reasonsimbroke-larry-david-hbo-hbo-max-meh-gif-24169087

[meager linden]

Meanwhile, spasm in leg: I am joking to you?

[meager linden]

Cool

[obsidian wyvern]

this is not worth it at all LOL

[icy olive]

hey, am i the only one having my halo infinite crashing on launch?

[meager linden]

Ok, see you all tomorrow

[calm fiber]

You may refer to #1075989764026675210 if you are in need of community based assistance. This is strictly community sourced and operated and is not staffed by any official members of the Support team.

For official support, you'll need to go to the Halo Support site: https://aka.ms/HaloSupport

[icy olive]

oh ill check this out thanks

[snow folio]

Is it just halo servers or Xbox?

[steady jolt]

Halo services are having issues right now, the teams are working on it

[analog knot]

People in MCC that were already logged in can play just fine, seems to be new people logging in that cant authenticate. Going to guess its the same 😄 All you can do is wait

[jade gust]

I feel like we need some sort of bat-signal to tell people there's issues

[analog knot]

In Fortnite they put a big banner on the screen

Maybe someday Halo will have that technology

(I recognize its not fair to compare the two companies)

[meager linden]

To the whole screen?
I wonder if it is

[empty sable]

It fixed yet?

[analog knot]

It scrolls along the top or on the side somewhere and tells you exactly what the issue is

[empty sable]

Been 3 hours

[tardy pawn]

the one time i try to play halo multiplayer its down

[hard herald]

Any reason why multiplayer isnt loading?

[obsidian wyvern]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/471727594392256513/1079533887052591104/PetGrass.gif

[empty sable]

Fake grass that

[meager linden]

Stckr, your move
Make a big message for everyone

[steady jolt]

#halo-support-news

[empty sable]

Bruh

[vague quail]

Halo

[vague quail]

Wtf why is my name like that

[meager linden]

I'm sure that no one would to check it

[empty sable]

Support has left us for 3 hours

I'm just saying maybe a hammer will fix it

[steady jolt]

I don't have twitter to see if there are further updates

[empty sable]

No further updates.

I checked 10 minutes ago

[steady jolt]

Then they're still working on it

[analog knot]

https://i.imgur.com/erSbZ7q.png Its a couple years old but this is the idea

[bold sparrow]

Anyone hear about the "convert SP into credits" claim, or is that someone miss-reading the "buy SP with credits" page

[obsidian wyvern]

that is a want

[meager linden]

Miss read

[empty sable]

This is the day, the master chief died

[meager linden]

10k SP for 5 credits, good trade

[dull remnant]

i was waiting the entire day for the update, it sucks that servers are dying rn

[restive token]

John Halo lived a good life.

[obsidian wyvern]

10k for 50 sounds fair

[primal willow]

hey guys

[obsidian wyvern]

50 is me being on the very low side anyway

[bold sparrow]

Considering how many I have, and how many I get from playing so consistently, Im cool

[slate mesa]

Halo Studios: "Considering this update only adds a few things, and doesn't have much publicity, we won't attract enough people to break our servers at 20 mins into launch. It'll be fine. :)"

[empty sable]

I thought it was 10,000 credits for 100k sp

[obsidian wyvern]

as in trading the other way

[primal willow]

Sounds abour right tbh

[winter flame]

its working for me now

[empty sable]

Pepsi man

[obsidian wyvern]

i have 200k spartan points and i rarely play, they arent gonna give me 20k credits lol

[analog knot]

Okay so if there have been issues for 3-4 hours when adding a weapon, about how much time would be lost for adding Playable Elites

[primal willow]

im redownloading the game because i like the look of the new shotgun

[empty sable]

Was gonna say that's £2000 right there

[obsidian wyvern]

their price is stupidly high

[empty sable]

Man's addicted to the halo shop

[hoary locust]

Months at this point

[obsidian wyvern]

isnt it like 75k for that haunted helmet too, no way are you saying thats woth like $75

[empty sable]

Doesn't play the game, just grinds the shop

[analog knot]

I almost have 2000 Spartan Points 😄

[winter flame]

we look good

[empty sable]

Does the campaign work at least

[jade gust]

Campaign should work fine

[empty sable]

Cool, gonna bully craig

[obsidian wyvern]

https://giphy.com/gifs/CCKoSMo1VpeGitOK6O

[empty sable]

Was that Gordon Ramsey?

[jade gust]

"Was that Gordon Ramsey?" Do you not know who that was?

[empty sable]

Clearly not

[past moon]

Unyshek = Gordon Ramsey now

[restive token]

I know it isn't Gordon, but I have no idea who it is either.

[obsidian wyvern]

do u guys even haloo

[empty sable]

Yea but I don't worship streamers or whoever he is

[jade gust]

Unyshek works at HS

[analog knot]

Yes Im Halo-ing right now by Contacting Server Contacting server to get the lastest matchmaking data. Please wait.

[restive token]

I just buy everything in the shop and spend 20 hours a week customising my armour.

[empty sable]

Ok but who's unyshek

[steady jolt]

Community Manager

[empty sable]

Last time I properly followed halo content updates was 2020 or something

The ODST mcc season to be precise

[obsidian wyvern]

the guy up there

[wise scaffold]

Is anyone able to play the game rn?

[past moon]

he joined 343 around 2015 I think

[restive token]

Was he the one who wasn't Sketch in the recent season preview?

[obsidian wyvern]

yes

[worldly sedge]

Yeah Junyszek did join around 2015

[restive token]

Ah okay, I don't know his nickname

[spare owl]

servers were down 4 hours ago? still down

whats going on

[stiff solar]

Not right now unfortunately, the servers are down :(

[empty sable]

Servers have been dodgy all day apparently

[stiff solar]

Hopefully they’ll be back up soon, this is a pretty epic update

[analog knot]

Maybe they are too busy paying attention to the wars around the world again

Give them some time! 😄

[teal knot]

they're up for me now

[narrow cloud]

Need them to fix the servers man tf

[narrow cloud]

How

[teal knot]

idk

[wide heron]

I have to agree ... on this

[teal knot]

just went to eat dinner for like 30 mins and came back with it working

[restive token]

I'm getting my fix by vicariously watching people stream the game.

[obsidian wyvern]

we should all move over to titanfall 2

[worldly sedge]

I know who’s behind this with the servers down: it’s the Banished.

Delaying the inevitable for me to destroy them

[limpid ferry]

Halo Infinite is still offline nearly 3 Hours later After the update 🥺

[calm fiber]

[obtuse ginkgo]

:(

[restive token]

I cannot remember how many maps Infinite had at launch, but they were all bangers in my opinion.

[analog knot]

Can someone with embed permissions do the gif of squidward looking through the window while patrick and spongebob are having fun

[storm heath]

Is anyone else having issues getting into halo infinite?

[limpid ferry]

I guess I’ll try again in another 3 hours

[stiff solar]

Servers are down at the moment

[restive token]

Wow, was it only 4.

[steady jolt]

@hoary locust don't make jokes like that, not funny at all

[storm heath]

How...

[fast dune]

Srver

[steady jolt]

There was a lot more than 4

[jade gust]

https://tenor.com/view/yanatwt-gif-22814884

[steady jolt]

More than 4

[obsidian wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/captain-america-i-understood-that-reference-look-back-gif-14556485

[fossil skiff]

Has this always been an emote or am I blind?

[spare owl]

We got Jackals in the server room - SGT. Johnson

[steady jolt]

I'd need to look back and check

[analog knot]

still cant believe it

[steady jolt]

Since that live stream happened

[fossil skiff]

I’m guessing this was a long time ago cause I don’t think I’ve ever seen them do one (sadly)

[steady jolt]

Cool, so more than 4 then

[abstract niche]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[limpid ferry]

How do I get the LGBT badge on my discord profile?

[storm heath]

Probably not

[steady jolt]

Server issues are separate from the update

[empty sable]

Give us 9,319,350 xp

[spark bramble]

10 is more than 4

[analog knot]

map weighting has never been a strength of the studio. Its really unbalanced in MCC too 😦

[steady jolt]

Join the Pridecord server for LGBT, or look for other servers that support/ have server tags enabled

[hoary locust]

Still yet to see floodgulch

[storm heath]

Question.. is the 50 tier pass all free with the two premiums like normal 20 tiers or is it like the last 50 tier..

[restive token]

Streets, Live Fire, Bazaar, Recharge, think I'm missing some non BTB launch maps

[abstract niche]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[storm heath]

One thing i wish ee could do is have shiny coatings. I wanna use the blood shadow coating but i hate the wear on it. I want it like shiny like just off the factory.

[analog knot]

Im just glad Infinite has MTX, because otherwise it would only have a skeleton crew supporting it

[storm heath]

Does it still have the bulldog sound?

Bruh.

[peak trench]

Is there somewhere in this discord? I can post a video of it in action?

[steady jolt]

@analog knot the constant jabs are getting old now, knock it off

[storm heath]

So... new gun.. but they couldn't give us a new sound on it?

[abstract niche]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[calm fiber]

Please don't tag Halo Studios employees. See #rules-and-guidelines for more information.

[limpid ferry]

I guess I’ll make lunch since no telling when Halo Infinite will come back online.

[storm heath]

I have no life so if servers are back online ill let you know

I csnt.. servers are down.

[empty sable]

Everyone's gonna have to boot up halo 5 now

[storm heath]

I actually like halo 5

[normal owl]

Sorry I was out, was I supposed to recharge the generators for the servers or something??

[analog knot]

Good luck with the wave of questions, hopefully they've given you good tools 😄

[worldly sedge]

actually wait this is cool, the game defaults everybody’s armor and we’re like playing Spartan IV’s in the missions

[shell gyro]

Honestly would love to play some halo 5 rn

[storm heath]

Need some melees for the generator?

[normal owl]

that would be great, thank you.

[storm heath]

No problem

[worldly sedge]

Maybe the update was the friends we made along the journey

[normal owl]

Servers should be back any time now: pedaling as hard as I can.

[storm heath]

Honestly.. theres alot of things i wish we could add to halo infinite.

[analog knot]

Im running on my treadmill rn together thats like some power at least

[normal owl]

like bicycles. Sorry, WarCycles.

[storm heath]

It does have voice chat though..

[normal owl]

Perfect, I can reduce my incline setting then a little bit.

[storm heath]

Ohh

[hard herald]

I can't access my armor
I look like a noob :<

[restive token]

I'd say Infinite is in a good place now. They'll keep updating it for a few years with forgers' help.

[crystal hamlet]

Ooo or proximity chat

[hasty zinc]

invite the other team to an xbox party for friendly banter, I'm sure it will go well

[storm heath]

Living life in the life of a noob i rarely use my gun

[empty sable]

My spartan ain't even loading now lol

[storm heath]

Update: servers still down. Just checked

[hasty zinc]

Forget assassinations forget playable Elites
say less

[normal owl]

that's my bad, grabbed a drink of water. Pedaling now!

[empty sable]

You can play matches but the menu is scuffed

[storm heath]

BRING THIS MAN A MTN DEW

[tawdry dagger]

back on?

[analog knot]

I wonder if they were trying to fix some other things and it went sideways, will be fun to test when its all said and done 😄 Good luck to the engineers, hope they've had enough food and caffeine.

[empty sable]

Bring back lobby chat insults

[normal owl]

https://tenor.com/view/palpatine-star-wars-do-it-dew-it-meme-gif-4745443509998127535

[storm heath]

Seriously though.. is it just me or did they not test their update?

[hard herald]

I need my armor y'all

I don't wanna look like an average joe

[analog knot]

Things break in production all the time, it happens

[storm heath]

Thats true

[hasty zinc]

the server issues started before the update came out. I don't think they are related

[storm heath]

Makes sense

[jade gust]

I'm sorry, you've been cursed with being an average Joe

[hasty zinc]

just unfortunate timing maybe

[steady jolt]

The server issues are separate from the update

[tawdry dagger]

my dad works for bungie and he said the servers will be up tomorrow

[analog knot]

Its also affecting MCC so that would be a heck of an update related problem

[normal owl]

Then why does the update refer to the server as Granny Azure? hm?

[abstract niche]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[storm heath]

My dad works for microsoft

[restive token]

Hopefully the next mainline entry will launch with a lot of content. I don't mind waiting 4, 5 years for it. Give us a couple of releases before that game.

[analog knot]

"Its working for me" this is why data collection is important 😄

[storm heath]

We actually have about 6 years left

[abstract niche]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[spare owl]

I was looking forward to clocking out of work and hopping on MCC:/

[peak trench]

What's all the stuff in your name mean

[abstract niche]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[patent hedge]

Is halo MCC down ATM?

[analog knot]

back to the mines

[storm heath]

Yea

[frail elbow]

And I'd just gotten my new controller and wanted to test it out...

[warped kiln]

We all suffer

[storm heath]

All the halo servers are

[patent hedge]

How long for we know?

[storm heath]

Idk

[hard herald]

Are the infinite outages and mcc outages linked?

[hasty zinc]

which one did you get?

[analog knot]

Its been almost 4 hours 😄 but no ETA, if they had one they'd give it

[hasty zinc]

also hey brett!

[analog knot]

they are both Halo does that count (no)

[restive token]

Seems that people who logged on before the servers borked can still play

[normal owl]

I'm texting Bill Gates to see if he'll come help pedal-power the server generators with me. Man better check his texts!

[peak trench]

I was just playing wtf is everyone on about 😂

[steady jolt]

Pride flag, though some device render it as a white flag and a rainbow. LGBT is a server tag from Pridecord

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/2Cee.gif

[mortal falcon]

Are the servers acting funky for anyone else

[hard herald]

Also
Played Firefight: Battle of the academy

Pretty fun, feels like a mission
...
Of some sort, at the very least

[frail elbow]

After 5 years or so my Elite Series 2 gave way via Left Bumper death.

So I got a replacement Series 2, the white and black one. Feels incredible

[hasty zinc]

oh dang, very nice!

[analog knot]

matchmaking is working fine in MCC if you're already logged in. points to it not being an azure issue

[peak trench]

Oh dope! Ty

[hasty zinc]

unless it's an authentication issue with azure 🤔

[restive token]

I wondered why you had a white flag, thanks for the explanation.

[hard herald]

You can play games in infinite
However, you cannot access your armor hall or battle passes

[normal owl]

The white/black Elite 2 looks super sharp

[analog knot]

PlayFab/mm is on Azure, I dont think the authentication before that goes there. but its been a while since I checked

the banprocessor check didnt iirc

[worldly sedge]

I don’t know how servers work

I just play games and make YouTube videos

[hasty zinc]

it's a series of tubes

[frail elbow]

Adjustable tension thumbsticks on Elite Series is one way to improve your aim dramatically

[peak trench]

Just like that one armor core

[normal owl]

Usually they greet you at your table, take your order, ensure your dining experience is pleasant, and process payment for you.

[steady jolt]

Wibbly wobbly, data bitty ... Stuff

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/bYdXB.gif

[worldly sedge]

Barry the Space Pirate I’ve met from a restaurant

He was a good server

[restive token]

Hmm, shall we try and tip the Halo servers?

[peak trench]

Timey wimey stuff

[wanton ginkgo]

Ack!

[restive token]

Not too far, they may fall over.

[normal owl]

"Here's a tip: try and be functional when a Halo update drops."

[analog knot]

I was wrong the banprocessor is on azure east us 2

[obsidian wyvern]

no way, hes alive

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/HiNR.gif

[mint geyser]

Oi, anyone else having issues with EAC? For some reason it says mine is disabled.

[obsidian wyvern]

i shilled his channel just for him to disappear, shouldve stayed dead 😤

[storm heath]

Jalo infinite servers ate down

[frail elbow]

Hahaha I still make tons of videos, you just must not have been into Marvel Rivals lol

[hasty zinc]

marble rabbles

[obsidian wyvern]

yeah ive seen lol, i just didnt want to get into another overwatch type game

[mint geyser]

Well crap. Do we know how much that pass is btw while I have yall's attention?

[hoary locust]

Friendly reminder halo infinite was almost a hero shooter

[frail elbow]

I have lots of content on my drives I just can't be bothered to edit it all...

I probably have a Halo video, a couple Street Fighter, a bunch of MK.

[hasty zinc]

1000 credits

[mint geyser]

10 usd. Great.

[obsidian wyvern]

a halo video, singular. i cannot blame you lol

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/bmKlF.gif

[crystal hamlet]

Ew, really?

[hoary locust]

In the early conceptual phases yes

[mint geyser]

I never heard of that.

[peak trench]

Where can I ask Halo studies nicely to add prox and cross team chat in halo infinite lol

[obsidian wyvern]

lobby vc

[crystal hamlet]

Definitely would of ruined halo if that happened lol, unless it was the covenant we played as, and not Spartans

[abstract niche]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[dull remnant]

any news about servers?

[hasty zinc]

yeah they're down keep an eye on #halo-support-news

[peak trench]

Fixed*

[steady jolt]

Halo Support Twitter will generally post any updates as they have them
https://x.com/HaloSupport/

Halo Support (@HaloSupport) on X

Official release, outage, and flight updates for @Halo. Report in-game issues to the dev team and get in touch with support agents at https://t.co/02ywhP7bfP

X

[obsidian wyvern]

tell me we're getting another titanfall video like 10 years later though lol

[lyric gull]

Hey how is everyone

[hasty zinc]

when TF3 releases 😏

[obsidian wyvern]

ion montage part 3

[mint geyser]

Or look in the #halo-support-news channel for up to date posts.

[abstract niche]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[obsidian wyvern]

i think thats more likely than him releasing a video for it lol

[hasty zinc]

is saying the servers are fixed not an update?

[steady jolt]

If they have updates to share, they'll post them. If there's nothing to share, they won't post

[restive token]

Anyone excited for Marathon? I'll give it a go, but not expecting too much.

[empty sable]

Apparently it's season 00 again

[peak trench]

Yesssss

[hasty zinc]

Azure server IT man live stream when?

[steady jolt]

I'd watch it

[storm heath]

We done got seasons back

[hasty zinc]

oh I absolutely would

[mint geyser]

I think they are wanting some info as to what is happening or if they are narrowing down whatever is going on and giving a timestamp on when we can expect it to be done.

[abstract niche]

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[empty sable]

Omg guys. It says I've completed all battle passes!

No way!

[hasty zinc]

yeah well that's kind of the only two you updates you need. If they don't have an ETA they're not going share it

[empty sable]

Applied score 0. Fantastic

[abstract niche]

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[willow tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/eye-eyeball-i-see-you-b-ig-eyes-gif-13970478

[hasty zinc]

they're not going to go into the nitty gritty about what's happening and why. Just let people know you're working on it and then let them know when it's fixed

[analog knot]

This takes resources away from the people who are working on the issue. No update is an update 😄

[empty sable]

The battlepasses were the friends we made along the way

[analog knot]

As soon as the game is working again they will be shouting it from the rooftops

[mint geyser]

It stinks when the servers are down that you can't even go customize anything.

Just a constant loading screen.

[analog knot]

We can all go back to tweeting "Halo is BACK 👊" but until then we wait

[restive token]

To quote Jeff, "ball dropped". 😉

[obsidian wyvern]

its only halo, youre not missing out on much

[empty sable]

You can view the shop

[peak trench]

Halo infinite is a online only game really

[hoary locust]

Soon 👊

[shell gyro]

Do you think they tried unplugging them and plugging them back in?

[empty sable]

Or not... I can buy a exclamation triangle for 1000 credits

[storm heath]

Its been four hours..

[analog knot]

Yes it has, very good 😄

[storm heath]

I JUST WANNA USE THE DOUBLE BARREL BOOM BOOM

Maybe ill make a halo fan game while i wait

[obsidian wyvern]

there are other games to play too lol

[empty sable]

What if you live in a desert

[storm heath]

No can do its raining

[abstract niche]

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[empty sable]

Allergic to sunlight

[storm heath]

Yes

[hoary locust]

God forbid a man wants to play halo infinite on his day off

[peak trench]

There's grass and sun in my pfp runnn

[hoary locust]

[storm heath]

Odd question whats the 699/700 in your name for?

[willow tangle]

Customs browsers working 😃

[obsidian wyvern]

get ur last achievement dude

[restive token]

I wonder how John Halo eats Cheetos in the suit

[hoary locust]

@storm heath MCC achievements

[storm heath]

Oohhh

[shell gyro]

Which one are you missing?

[hoary locust]

I don't have anyone to get deja Vu with lmao

[storm heath]

Mcc is down too

[obsidian wyvern]

want an invite to a server that helps with it

[peak trench]

NOOOOOOO

[haughty wraith]

unsurprisingly it's broken

[peak trench]

God NOOOOOO

[storm heath]

Yea apparently mcc wasnt working either for someone

[obsidian wyvern]

they help with all achievements actually, even laso because theyre crazy

[hoary locust]

Feel free to dm it can't do it currently with MCC being down too

[peak trench]

😭😭😭 not my MCC baby

[restive token]

Is Halo 5 multiplayer working?

[obsidian wyvern]

🫡

[peak trench]

Add Halo 5 to MCC

[hoary locust]

I did all my laso runs solo and I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy

[granite solar]

I'm assuming infinite is down rn?

[haughty wraith]

Are all of the servers down?

[mint geyser]

Wait, are all Halo services down now?

[haughty wraith]

Pretty sure everything is down

[storm heath]

Think so

[steady jolt]

Halo services are having issues right now, it's being worked on

[willow hedge]

Man

[haughty wraith]

Figured it was just infinite because of the update

[granite solar]

Figured. Thanks.

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[storm heath]

Do servers get hot? Like literally?

[willow hedge]

Hopefully itll be fixed soon :]

[haughty wraith]

I can't load anything but the customs menu

[hoary locust]

Missing in action or whatever

[main ridge]

New update - We broke everything!

[willow hedge]

Hiding in a cave somewhere trust

[empty sable]

Halo last stand lol.

[peak trench]

Took it back can't even joke like that it hurts to say

[empty sable]

Really was the last stand

[analog knot]

Imagine if you could pin a message that sits at the bottom of the channel above the little chat window that said "servers are down"

[haughty wraith]

Last stand for the servers

[granite solar]

Yes. They do. That's why server rooms are usually freezing cold.

[steady jolt]

We can, but it is hilariously obnoxious

[storm heath]

Bruh imagine servers are hot and someone just cooks a bbq on a literal server..

[peak trench]

LOL

[obsidian wyvern]

thats what i was thinking when u mentioned the fortnite banner

[obsidian wyvern]

u can?

[abstract niche]

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[granite solar]

It probably could happen.

[hasty zinc]

IIRC it sent a message like every time someone chatted

[obsidian wyvern]

i think you should do it anyway

[analog knot]

You know what else is obnoxious? Every other message asking if the servers are down

[obsidian wyvern]

oh yeah

[haughty wraith]

I can't even open the matchmaking bit

[hasty zinc]

it was tested once before I believe

[dry lintel]

Are the servers downV

[steady jolt]

Yep, deleted and recreated

[analog knot]

(I dont blame the masses)

[obsidian wyvern]

i do remember it

[storm heath]

Yea

[empty sable]

Are the servers sideways?

[dry lintel]

No way

[hard herald]

The best way to help the server

Is genuinely:
Everyone log off 😭

[haughty wraith]

The servers are on fire

[hasty zinc]

24hr slowmode 🙏

[lime cedar]

drink water guys

[mint geyser]

It isn't really obnoxious. Just some people that are too lazy to check the support channel.

[analog knot]

Most server rooms are not kept particularly cold

[restive token]

Rename the server HaloIsDownStopAsking?

[hard herald]

I'm not joking
The less pressure, the faster they can fix it

Go play minecraft or something

[main ridge]

I've managed to get in

[mint geyser]

Me included partly

[hoary locust]

Are the servers diagonal

[dry lintel]

I just refilled my water bottle that’s wassup

[main ridge]

Oh, sorry, forgot April Fools was a month ago

[hasty zinc]

womp womp

[abstract niche]

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[haughty wraith]

Doesn't this happen with just about every update

[empty sable]

This is where they fix it but all data saves are wiped.

[abstract niche]

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[frosty siren]

Hmmmm

[peak trench]

Slipspace is very slippery

[empty sable]

We all going back to season 1 and level 1

[analog knot]

cooling servers at that scale is less about pumping in cold air and more about pumping out hot air 😄

[restive token]

Stacking the servers like they are playing Tetris

[hoary locust]

I will now take a shot of Jack Daniels for every remaining minute the servers are down

[haughty wraith]

Spaghetti engine

[steady jolt]

Current issues are unrelated to the update

[abstract niche]

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[haughty wraith]

You're gonna die of alcohol poisoning

[frosty siren]

Lol... server goes down... everone comes here

[frosty siren]

LOLLLLLLLLLL

[empty sable]

Idk man the current issues started on the day of the update

[haughty wraith]

yeah

[teal knot]

Yeah the issues started today pre update

[empty sable]

Coincidence I think not!

[willow hedge]

Hope itll be fixed soon

[frosty siren]

Well I trust in halo stuidoes to fix it it a hour or two

[peak trench]

I blame Microsoft for all the contractors

[haughty wraith]

I think someone mightve tripped over a loose wire in the server room

[empty sable]

I blame bungie

[abstract niche]

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[dry lintel]

Are the servers getting down?

[empty sable]

It's their doing

[analog knot]

I wonder if there will be a writeup on this. I really enjoyed when those were written previously.

[dull remnant]

wow i played one custom match and now multiplayer is working for me xd

[haughty wraith]

dude my shop looks so crazy

[peak trench]

Multiple studios are working on a fix RN I'm sure

[steady jolt]

I mean, it is. It's not just an infinite issue

[empty sable]

It's infinite issues

[analog knot]

MCC is down too unless there was an Infinite/MCC collab happening soon they arent related

[hoary locust]

I got into a custom match like an hour ago and it made everything worse

[peak trench]

Xbox going down?

[haughty wraith]

Someone used the new Sidekick squirtgun skin and sprayed water onto the servers

[steady jolt]

No, Halo services

[abstract niche]

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[steady jolt]

It's not

[mint geyser]

Something is telling me this isn't a small issue. Think it's a DDOS?

[empty sable]

Halo services sounds like a breakdown recovery company

[abstract niche]

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[peak trench]

I frigging posted my dope video and all the people are like "can't play servers are down" best timing everrrrrrrr

[steady jolt]

Definitely not

[haughty wraith]

Doubt it's a DDOS

[peak trench]

Never forget piano chord

[open river]

LET ME PLAY THE GAMEEEE

[hard herald]

Everything else works fine for me

It's just...
Battle pass and customisation ate down

[teal knot]

Same here

[mint geyser]

Yea I guess things would be more so on fire than normal wouldn't it?

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[empty sable]

Has your car broke down and it wasn't your fault? Call Halo Services at Triple 7, Triple 7, Triple 7!

[peak trench]

You could argue that they're working the best they ever have been right now

[hard herald]

Also my credits are 0
That shouldn't be true

[analog knot]

https://www.halowaypoint.com/news/mcc-server-incident-summary this is the article I would love to see a similar writeup after this Halo Studio engineer if you read this someday 😄

[storm heath]

Indeed it shouldn't

[empty sable]

They took all our credits

[storm heath]

THEY TOOK MY SPARTAN POINTS

[hoary locust]

All your credits are belong to me

[peak trench]

Maybe all of you on infinite are making harder to fix 👀

[empty sable]

All the credits are being used to pay the hamsters

[storm heath]

I WAS SAVING UP FOR THE 10K HELMET

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[hasty zinc]

chill with the caps, it's probably just not updating because of the server issues

[hard herald]

Yeah

That's what i said

people, kindly put the game down for a bit
It genuinely will help the serves a but

[mint geyser]

Was anyone able to see what was in the exchange before everything shut down?

[dry lintel]

I would like to thank Halo Studios for giving me more time to play Expedition 33 instead

[hard herald]

The more people who are sitting waiting won't help it

[empty sable]

Maybe having more players join the game will strengthen the connection. More bandwidth!

[peak trench]

SORRY

[haughty wraith]

Is there anything in the shop worth 10k credits rn? Because my game seems to think so

[hard herald]

So, turn the game off
And wait a while

[hoary locust]

Some would say so but I like to think I'm just well versed

[storm heath]

We actually better be getting compensation. Like actual good compensation. Like 2k credits or something.

[analog knot]

inner engineer dies reading stuff like this 😦

[peak trench]

No

[hoary locust]

Downloaded it but haven't launched it yet

[hasty zinc]

don't count on it

[storm heath]

Oh i know.

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[mint geyser]

Spartan points would be better if they did.

[dry lintel]

What if every spartan in game jumped at once?

[haughty wraith]

For what

[hoary locust]

Sir this is a halo game they don't do that here

[peak trench]

You don't need paid and neither do forgers