general-chat

[void magnet]

Oh shoot nvm I use one of the newer weekly ult emblems right now the 7 Halo one

[quiet stream]

The entire POINT of operations was to reduce the filler. They went from 100 to 50 to 20 and now even the filler reduced 20 is now 70% filler. This is INSANE

By next year every operation will have 1 item. ONE ITEM. It's over.

[bronze breach]

I would reduce it to 5 and make each level have 50k exp to level up

[quiet stream]

I would scrap Infinite and start over.

[granite sky]

more forge stuff hopefully

[floral pollen]

the "filler" can get you more items you wouldn't otherwise get, or would have to pay like 1500 CR for in a bundle

[void magnet]

Personally I think you’re too invested in the game to be this upset, imo it’s not great either but at least it’s just in Infinite you know what I’m saying

[candid solar]

????

[void magnet]

Think that the items not being rotated out entirely is a good thing

[quiet stream]

No it doesn't. The filler gets you the exact same amount of items you would have gotten previously but slower

[candid solar]

The hell sort of dream source are you gripping from?

Literally Durr rn

[quiet stream]

Well they went from 100 to 50 to 20 to now 7. So I can spot trends.

[bronze breach]

5 is next.

[candid solar]

I'm fairly sure you couldn't spot a trend if it was spray painted neon green and dancing naked in front of you in a laser tag arena.

[muted plaza]

they are getting rid of the filler and shortening it, but they will put stuff in the exchange instead, be happy that you can get better stuff now

[quiet stream]

In 2026 there will be -20 tiers. You have to play the operation or the game will start erasing your inventory

[floral pollen]

I think the SP from the Operation can get at least 2-4 items from the store, depending on what you get

[muted plaza]

less FOMO

[candid solar]

Oh, so you're just being a drama queen now and I can start ignoring your nutcasery.

Thanks for making that so clear even I could see it.

[floral pollen]

Plus vaulted or unreleased items, from events and promos and stuff

[quiet stream]

Is that it? That's awful exchange rate. That's less than the tiers just being the items themselves like normal. This is very very obvious content grinding/padding.

[void magnet]

30k for a coating IS crazy though 😔

[bronze breach]

My ideal operation rewards would contain this:

• 3 armor coatings
• 3 weapon coatings
• 3 vehicle coatings
• 3 helmets, shoulders, chest, leg, etc
• 2 armor kit
• nameplate

At least 1 of each as a minimum for each op

[muted plaza]

if the exchange gets enough new items and the prices dont go crazy high I think this system is good

[fickle drift]

Why are you continually missing his point? Not everyone is going to play daily, not everyone is going to weekly grind. You could have got the exchange amount of items in the old battlepass system of 100 tiers, now you have to go for spartan points and some high ticket items (that were once in the pass) are going to take longer to grind and you haven’t touched the other items yet if you want them. The system, for most casual players who could earn passes by playing the pass and get several items or buy items in the shop…, have made it so they can’t do that now. Or that’s what I’m taking from his posts.

[floral pollen]

7-8 pass items, plus 2-4 from the Exchange is over half a full pass, which is more then they did in the passes before, where it was just 5 or 6 emblems and a few backdrops as filler

[muted plaza]

there is 15k spartan points in the pass, and the weeklies for another 1k take like 2-3 hours to do, plus you can get 250 each day

[hard crane]

Yeah but you can't get absolutely everything so it's horrible, horrible I tell ye

[bronze breach]

Nothing in exchange will disappear. It will just be like with the shop

[candid solar]

They'd rather just earn everything for free. Not even boot up the game. Actually, their ideal Halo Infinite is literally just the armor hall with everything unlocked, with no gameplay and a placebo of activating the absolutely essential XP boosts.

[quiet stream]

1 free random premium store prize

[fickle drift]

And that’s my point. Not everyone is going to play daily, or spend a few hours every week to earn points slowly. That seems to be what they are most upset by.

[versed hull]

Oh I followed her before she started working for rt, she’s cool!

[bronze breach]

But tbh one item suddenly disappeared which is the desert hive visor

[hard crane]

Some days I rather manifest a full armor hall on my mind instead of opening it

[bronze breach]

Cant find the bundle anywhere on customisation

[candid solar]

To me it's absolutely adorable that people think XP boosts are actually useful. I have like 43.

[muted plaza]

but its the same as completing the operation tho?

[floral pollen]

all in all its better, sine it gives collectors, or players like me that didn't play all the events an stuff since S1, and who want a few promo things, plus, again, everything from the Exchange will be available from customization later, so it doesn't just go back into the Vault for eternity

[candid solar]

I don't even use the damn things, I never need to. XP boosts are filler content.

Hell, swaps would be more useful.

[floral pollen]

I have like 18 I think (wrong person)

[hard crane]

I have 25 and I use them constantly

[floral pollen]

meant to reply to Trench lol

[candid solar]

I haven't used an Xp boost since like early 2023

[fickle drift]

I have 138 xp boosts. I do not use them.

[candid solar]

I've never needed to, progressing in this game is piss easy.

[quiet stream]

I'll check in with you in the first exchange refresh when it's 50% nameplates and emblems

[candid solar]

Literally feel like I'm cheating with how fast it is.

[floral pollen]

I use like 3 or 4 XP boosts an OP
Unless I don't care too much about the items

[candid solar]

Let's be real, you'd find a way to complain even if it was all armor or coatings.

[jade gust]

Their pronouns are they/them, they're non-binary

[bronze breach]

He always complains every op lol

[candid solar]

It's the natural reflex of the Halo fan.

[candid solar]

This insanely?

[hard crane]

Even when they get the very thing they asked for since Infinite released

[bronze breach]

Unfortunately. I never forget a username lol. Every time something is announced, I see him post lol

[candid solar]

Well, at least they're consistent.

[bronze breach]

I'm baffled why he still plays infinite with the way he feels

[hard crane]

Someone gotta fight with the Star Wars community over the title

[candid solar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYO72MHbsgE

[floral pollen]

consistency is a very 50/50 thing

[hard crane]

For me it's the same guy with the "CHOCOLATE?!!!" episode, always yelling and nogging even while they swear they love the IP.

[bold sparrow]

Ive been playing the game since day 1. Ive used...maybe 8, 9 of them?
Same with challange swaps, I have something like 150 of the bloody things.

[hard crane]

I use swaps mainly for the multikill ones, I could never get these on PvP so I have to either swap them or go to firefight

[floral pollen]

I have 130 challenge swaps lol
I think I've used a total of 10 in my entire time playing

I usually just swap out the Splatter ones

[candid solar]

Lmao.

[hard crane]

the splatter once are the most fun, I love when I have a reason to bash someone with a ghost and send them flying in the air

[bold sparrow]

It used to be a lot more likely but I just bit the pillow and got the job done.
Considering I only play Infinite these days (because every other game I try literally fights me to have fun in it, ironically enough, looking at YOU, COD, where the one time I tried to just enjoy the game I got deleted by a streamer running an ultrakill-meta setup that deleted me before I could even realize I was being shot) its not even that hard to get some of the more difficult stuff.

I think the hardest one to get is Backsmacks for me. But then inevitably I end up in a big team game and find the camo and the rest is history.

[floral pollen]

I just don't play modes with vehicles a lot, and even in FF it can be a pain

[bold sparrow]

Heck, I got every weekly done, even that bloody one for competitive CTF match wins. Boy that was a pain

[hard crane]

squad battle/husky?

[floral pollen]

I play Husky a lot, but I never touch Squad Battle or BTB

[obsidian wyvern]

wtf are you doing up

wait why was I scrolled all the way there

[floral pollen]

no clue

[obsidian wyvern]

felt like I had seen that chat before lol

[floral pollen]

but also hi Rev

[hard crane]

hmmm BTB can be too chaotic so I get you
but Squad is pretty fun, why are you avoiding it?

[floral pollen]

Just never liked anything above 4v4
its either sweats or new players, or both in 99% of my lobbies

[hard crane]

gotcha

[floral pollen]

plus I dunno where anything spawns on 90% of the maps, or how to get to some spots

[obsidian wyvern]

the weapon pads swapping is lame

I understood why 2 years ago but it just gets annoying

[trim flax]

I wanted to show something interesting from halo 2. When you control the flood body you can carry 3 weapons and turn invisible like some flood in halo ce

[floral pollen]

I def do prefer Squads to BTB, but I'd still rather 4v4 over both them

[trim flax]

I have the video but can't show it smh

[floral pollen]

It'll embed in #1076327824924872755 with a link

[candid solar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1168769782468837377/1209477256074756096/ezgif-2-ac867d6afc5f.gif

[floral pollen]

bonk level b.o.n.k

[trim flax]

It don't work🙃

[floral pollen]

if you post it to another Discord server, or sumn, or an image hosting site, and copy the link for it it should work

[quiet stream]

I don't. Haven't played the last 3 ops

I check in every update to see if they add anything good (they don't)

[bronze breach]

lol

[fickle drift]

Mark VII - Shadow Sorel, Recon, UA/TYPE C1 Helmet attachment, Sardonic, UA/M55OD Halfplate, Sap/Snp, Sap/Snp, Ank, Tac/MX Cutter, UA/Type SA

(aka, my current spartan in halo infinite)

(aka, im too lazy to send an image)

[graceful inlet]

Good night Spartans!
(and our marines 🫂)

[forest lagoon]

Here, because I'm super helpful around here, I put it together for you!

[floral pollen]

Good job

[safe dawn]

Lmao

[jade walrus]

Got an 11k2d round in btb

Just by sniping

[mossy mulch]

one question
how you can zoom with sniper in Halo CE when there is no scope???

[fickle drift]

As in the model,or?

[mossy mulch]

in the model

[fickle drift]

it's magnum magic

propably also the reason the sniper is so bad against flood

[mossy mulch]

use shotgun and assault rifle against the flood

[fickle drift]

Or, maybe "It's an artifact neither Human nor Covenant in origin" and it aims thanks to that

[forest lagoon]

Let's just say it's automagically linked to zooming enhancement linked to the visor

[mossy mulch]

i also beated every halo except reach, 5 and infinite

[bold sparrow]

Then you haven't beaten anything

[fickle drift]

i actually love you for this lol, thank you genuinely i’ll be saving this

[worldly sedge]

I haven’t beaten Halo Fireteam Raven yet

[barren haven]

Man I played too much For Honor today 💀

[forest lagoon]

LOL, cool!

[half belfry]

Why are there so many default Spartans with god like accuracy

[obsidian wyvern]

trolls
smurfs

pick

[half belfry]

And why are these so many “…” usernames

[obsidian wyvern]

that's because they.. or you haven't loaded into the game completely

if you're seeing that many, it's probably you

[half belfry]

Hmm.. right..

[obsidian wyvern]

actually you've been on for 3 hours, if it's you lmao

[half belfry]

I’ve been on all day

I turn off the Xbox when I don’t use it

I’ve been seeing these f2p people with high ranks and godlike accuracy one in every 5 games

[obsidian wyvern]

yeah but I'm saying you should be loaded in completely because you've been on for the last 3 hours without getting off

[half belfry]

Mhmm..

[fresh turtle]

🫡

[half belfry]

Yeah it’s the Xbox

Also I’ve spectated a few games. They just have good aim

So it’s probably just me

[barren haven]

My friend and I joke that if people use the default profile name that Xbox gives you that we’re gonna have an easy match

[obsidian wyvern]

apex gets my hate but this looks kinda cool
https://twitter.com/PlayApex/status/1784284399871185227?t=MVpWZTTwMN1hiANuAQTHqA&s=19

Apex Legends (@PlayApex) on X

Octane shark doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo 🦈

Twitter · Apr 27, 2024, 6:12 PM

[midnight lotus]

micosoft ruins every game it gets ahold of

[steady jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-sesame-street-write-gif-4298020

[lapis ivy]

I'm glad it's the weekend just three days to go and they go fast

[severe locust]

Haven't played much of this operation for some reason

[hard crane]

A list of Microsoft owned games that are doing pretty well/got well accepted:

Sea of Thieves
Grounded
Microsoft Flight Simulator
The Forza Horizon series
The Wasteland series (yep, inXile are owned by Microsoft)
Gears Tactics

counting King, Acti-blizzard and Bethesda would probably be cheating a bit since none of them haven't put out anything new yet since being bought by Microsoft (no, redfall doesn't count since development started before the bought-out)

Starfield doesn't count for the very reason Redfall doesn't count, Microsoft has given Bethesda the order to push the release for a year to polish stuff and probably gave them the resources to do so) @severe locust

[severe locust]

Ok

[hard crane]

I just really wish people would stop with that dumb narrative, honestly.

[exotic bramble]

What are some fun things to do after your home world gets glassed?

[cedar turret]

2: Tour the glass factory

[lapis ivy]

🤷

[cedar turret]

3: Gravity hammer to local art installations

[robust spear]

Is it illegal to steal the armor from dead Spartans ?

[barren haven]

Probably

[candid solar]

Extremely.

[obsidian wyvern]

id take 6s just to prove he's dead

[floral pollen]

Minecraft too

[muted plaza]

which season has the best stuff? not sure which one to buy first

[barren haven]

Heroes of Reach has the most for the Mark V(b) Core

[muted plaza]

reach is the one that im gonna do last since it doesnt have coins

[barren haven]

Basically the seasons were themed after a specific core

[muted plaza]

so between 2 to 5

[barren haven]

It’s up to you in the end, it’s your money

[midnight lotus]

literally a list of game series that fail off

[muted plaza]

I will do all eventually but there arent any that stand out or anything

[midnight lotus]

i meant with micro transactions lol

i am on my last warning💀

@calm fiber is a opp

[candid solar]

Pretty sure the Outpost Discovery beat you to that punch, Rev.

[candid solar]

Good way to say not to get it tbh

[exotic bramble]

Bet that sounds fun!

And I bet I can find stuff in the glass factory

[floral pollen]

really any of them
anything besides the Ops and S1 have enough for another pass

I'd say 5-1 but idrk

[crisp swallow]

would be nice to not hav to sweat every game thanks to the hidden mmr but yk

[elfin glacier]

mfw the enemy team tries to win in a pvp game 🤯

[exotic bramble]

Would noble six use an iPhone 6

[hasty zinc]

he wouldn't use anything, he's dead

[fresh turtle]

Grounded is a pretty good game. They've been pretty receptive about the feedback from players.

[barren haven]

Hmm? I don’t understand

[obsidian wyvern]

crazy concept

[hard crane]

Minecraft wasn't created or initially developed when Mojang was already bought, and tbh I personally think they became a bit lazy in the last few years

[hard crane]

afaik none of the games I mentioned has mtx, or at least aggressive mtx.

[bold sparrow]

Thank you for reminding me to play Sea of Theives again. Its been too long and I think one of my bros from work just got Game Pass...

I do believe it is time to swash some buckles, as they say.

[hard crane]

Glad to be of service, and I believe recently they also made the game more friendly towards solo players as well

[bold sparrow]

Good luck removing it without triggering the deadmans switch.

[bold sparrow]

Seriously? SWEET. Honestly that was the biggest reasion I didnt play, it felt like it was a thing you did with your friends and not played solo.
Sounds good to me.

[bold sparrow]

Someone explain to me *why all these freaking millenials are using military terminaology for opfor WRONG

If your going to say they're an opponent just say THAT. What the screaming hell does opp MEAN

[fleet path]

u must not have opps

[bold sparrow]

I actively try NOT to make people enemies since for the most part thats a gigantic waste of time and energy, no.

[obsidian wyvern]

https://twitter.com/Surasia_/status/1784361912190296241?t=xnRAvMl3_9Q4MWWwpnpy5w&s=19

@anyone creative

Sura (@Surasia_) on X

tweet like you're in 2552

Twitter · Apr 27, 2024, 11:20 PM

[fleet path]

opps means literally opponent yes but also tells ppl about your stance on life

same as saying we gonna hit a lick tonight cuh

and, have some empathy man. opps are all some have

[obsidian wyvern]

opps kinda became a big term last year, if it wasn't one years ago

[bold sparrow]

Was it a Twitter based thing? It literally only came into my lexicon like a WEEK ago.

[obsidian wyvern]

nah

[hard crane]

I hate TikTok slang.

[bold sparrow]

Oh, its worse

[obsidian wyvern]

it's just.. slang I guess

[bold sparrow]

Considering 95% of my Tiktok use is just scrolling aggressively through an FYP with literally nothing but trash on it, no wonder I missed it.

[fleet path]

a neologism for u

[hard crane]

Don't feel bad, I'm suffering from it as well
That "opp" thing, "ate" and the clock emoji thingy

Idk when kids started being lazy even about talking

[hasty zinc]

fr fr

ong

[obsidian wyvern]

no cap?

[hard crane]

Why

[obsidian wyvern]

lmfao

[fleet path]

to indicate how laid back u r

[hard crane]

Why are you doing this

You're my last bastion Aegis

[fleet path]

u don't gaf bout many word when few do trick

[hard crane]

How come I speak English better than some native folks

[candid solar]

[fleet path]

cause how you speak english says more than what your words literally mean

[candid solar]

I mean, hey, broken clocks and all that.

[hard crane]

Oh god, it can speak

Properly

[hasty zinc]

bruh, we just vibin fr, you ain't gotta flex on us, but if you do go off I guess.. we gucci

[hard crane]

That's it, I'm sending a squad

[candid solar]

What speaking like that always said to me is that I can expect you to be a warm body at the wing function to help set up at 0800.

[obsidian wyvern]

aegis' daughter has the board

[hasty zinc]

bet

[hard crane]

Weird description for a McDonald's employee but I'll play along

[craggy hare]

......

[candid solar]

Nah, A1Cs talk like that now.

[hard crane]

What's A1Cs😭

[candid solar]

Ever since like 2022.

An E-3 in the US Air Force.

[fleet path]

acting as if the symbolic is anything but a hamfisted representation of the real. lol

[craggy hare]

👁️ 👁️

[hard crane]

The hell you want

[bold sparrow]

I need to go recheck Hunt the Truth for 2550s slang.

[hasty zinc]

bro u cray ong. I must live rent-free or something cuz you're being so extra. Got me shook.

[hard crane]

Oh wait, is this a "we're teens and we mad about society and we're going to rebel the adults and take the corps down" thing?

[hard crane]

Captain America or something idk

[obsidian wyvern]

aegis it's worrying that you can come up with more of this than me

[hasty zinc]

I'm pretty worried myself.

[craggy hare]

Hehe

[obsidian wyvern]

I'm the target age and I can't do this 😩

[hard crane]

I think I'm gonna get your social media rights deprived for a bit

[hasty zinc]

you can take my Tik Tok from my cold dead hands

[candid solar]

I mean, I thought you were EU or British anyways. Both seem less prone to the continual decay of the Americanized variation of the English lexicon.

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/bITmA.gif

[hard crane]

No, I'll take it from your room-temperatured living hands

[candid solar]

[hasty zinc]

alright, I'm done. That was very painful to type out.

[obsidian wyvern]

oofff
https://vxtwitter.com/LumpyTheCook/status/1784339625990934939?t=whZwVJjCZHVfRHs2zT3ytw&s=19

[candid solar]

Embed fail

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/byIqC.gif

[obsidian wyvern]

losers

[hard crane]

Be honest, how many brain cells you think got sacrificed for that? @hasty zinc

[hasty zinc]

probably half if I'm being honest

[hard crane]

The rest are planning to follow

[cedar turret]

wouldn't it be on your wrist, your wall, or your nightstand

[hasty zinc]

one can hope

[hard crane]

The shorter the word, the bigger the amount of braincells lost

[cedar turret]

no

[hasty zinc]

https://tenor.com/bcr7u.gif

[craggy hare]

Kevin knows

[cedar turret]

brevity is the soul of wit

[hard crane]

"HOW MANY BRAINCELLS YOU LL HAVE WHEN IT'S OVER MARK"

[candid solar]

Apparently not enough to say 'will you have'

[hard crane]

Kevin is a good model for life for many other reasons

[hard crane]

Autocorrected tend to mix things up, which is why I don't tend to speak about these things with my phone (and mostly when I should be sleeping for 3 hours already)

[candid solar]

https://tenor.com/view/office-gif-20038284

[hard crane]

And hey, I'm not american, I have an excuse

[hard crane]

Not the food!

[obsidian wyvern]

that's starfield right

[candid solar]

I still love how it has handles and he just

[pliant hatch]

pot is too clean on the inside

[hard crane]

Ohhh that's Starfield.
Couldn't recognize it without the pile of 100 sandwiches

[obsidian wyvern]

I kinda miss the digipicks in that game

[hasty zinc]

can't wait for the DLC

[obsidian wyvern]

hope there's more ship combat honestly, best part of the game

[fleet path]

an adequate thought always avoids the same thing

[lapis ivy]

Spilled beans?

[fickle drift]

They should have renamed CE to combat explode

Why is literally everything going boom

[muted plaza]

or magnum evolved

[candid solar]

"Oh yeah don't worry I'll make you a tequila sunrise"
< Clueless Trenchbird

I completely forgot you use Orange juice, not lemonade. I used to love tequila sunrises so I don't know how I got that wrong.

[cedar turret]

I remember on a training trip sitting with one of my coworkers in the bar in the parking lot of the hotel and she asked me, 'how the hell aren't you drunk, you've had like 8 of those screwdrivers." And I replied, "This is orange juice. They actually have the real stuff here, not the cut rate stuff. I do need to pee though."

[craggy hare]

Lol

[cedar turret]

I didn't realize till the next day that she thought she was going to get me drunk

[lapis ivy]

💀

[sturdy mauve]

oh whoops I forgot I was in official Halo, hehe 😅

[tidal geode]

After playing halo for a long time I went back to splitgate and shredded

[lapis ivy]

I guess I can kill some time before the update by playing Disney heroes battle mode on my phone trying get dr doofensmirtz only problem is he is an event character atm

[covert dove]

[midnight lotus]

infinite gameplay is pretty fun

[tranquil loom]

The core gameplay is good

[lapis ivy]

Hence the features

[rare cedar]

rare goobot sighting

[robust spear]

Fr

[fresh turtle]

How's everyone doin?

[midnight lotus]

great lol

[pulsar valve]

https://tenor.com/view/fatfatmillycat-silly-cat-cat-cute-cat-milly-gif-27541785

[midnight lotus]

man do i miss grinding for armor that low levels couldn’t have

[elfin glacier]

OK

[proven roost]

Hi everyone I thought I'd stop by and just ask if there was anyone anywhere who recognizes my old Xbox 360 gamertag named Goodluckschmuck I played a bunch of Halo reach on the 360 and I just miss y'all

If you guys don't recognize it, regardless it's been an honor serving with you all.

[rare cedar]

Doesn't ring a bell, but I've probably ran into ya back then 😄 Welcome! We hope you enjoy your stay

[proven roost]

thank you i think ill enjoy my time here and if any of us here in this server have met before its good to be back with my people.

[fickle drift]

"0"

💀

[fickle drift]

Infinite's launch vs Now is incomparable

Trash, then it became Really good

[elfin glacier]

ok

[fickle drift]

inpopular opinion: 5 is actually really good

[meager linden]

Good morning

[elfin glacier]

true

[urban monolith]

Um

[fresh turtle]

Hmm?

[urban monolith]

Ayo whata hell

https://tenor.com/view/aww-gif-16188967694052533218

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-ape-smile-digibyte-dgb-gif-9628022257971076819

My pc is lagging

[exotic bramble]

Doesn’t reach have like 1.1 G of gravity on its surface or something?

[bronze bronze]

I want Halo 5 actually fully on pc

[tribal pagoda]

also it makes sense every major halo game is on pc other then halo 5 guardians

[graceful inlet]

Good Morning Spartans!
(And Marines)
Reporting for duty!

[fresh turtle]

🫡

[charred bane]

for every d5 seems like there's a submissive p5 to make their game experience smooth af i love it

[rare cedar]

I wonder now if you have that saved on a sticky note

Also,

[graceful inlet]

I alwas search this From Yesterday, copy And paste

[wicked torrent]

👀

[fickle drift]

Someone in the wild that is probably hyped for Ma***ine?

[wicked torrent]

Absolutely! 😉

[zinc trail]

Is there a “ good” reason we don’t have classic firefight

Like actual firefight. Not this weird side game mode?

[obsidian wyvern]

hmmm

[obsidian wyvern]

huuh

lowkey respect for actually paying, thats so funny

[steady jolt]

It's still really early on a Sunday morning in the places where this server is most active

Always like this, will pick up in an hour or 2

It's like 3.30am west coast

[fresh turtle]

Hallo!

[fickle drift]

From what I've seen its the same 100 or so folks, maybe less, every day. Most must follow for news only.

[fresh turtle]

No I don't, sorry.

[cedar turret]

I know a guy from Germany but he only works English, French, and Dutch

[open tinsel]

I am tired of 20 tier battle pass

[fresh turtle]

Hi Wolverine!!

[fickle drift]

How do I get the HCS nameplate for MCC? The animated one with the hexagons

“For the community, by the community”

[obsidian wyvern]

grassroots one?

[fickle drift]

No it’s one of the nameplates at the bottom

It’s got the newer mark 7 HCS logo on the right and hexagons with animated effects between them in red, white and blue

I assume that’s a community one

[fickle drift]

Morning!

[hard crane]

Have you ever heard about timezones m8

[worldly sedge]

Only two days guys

[rare cedar]

[normal owl]

Metro Exodus has been a lot more fun and less clenchingly scary than I expected. The open world really helps.

[fleet imp]

hello spartans!

[rare cedar]

I need Grogu back on my tv

When’s the next season coming out

[pulsar cobalt]

Yeah 😦

I want Mandalorian and Grogu back on my tv also

[soft kiln]

i played metro exodus just on the easiest difficulty just to see what its about. had it on game pass.

[normal owl]

Really enjoying how they develop the little family of characters and also conveniently customizing your weapons out in the field.

[soft kiln]

i gotta be honest, i didnt get much into it because of how fast i was going 😅 you get a lot more out of a game if you do what you are doing, i wasnt there for the long haul

[pulsar heron]

i keep meaning to play the metro games. they're on my List™️

[covert dove]

[low charm]

How can you not 100 percent a game

[soft kiln]

there is this pesky thing called real life in the way

[low charm]

Hey bro i aint wanna be the one to tell you this but the ones who grind get it

Period
You can't be sitting here doing nothing

[normal owl]

Exactly: @soft kiln is grinding real life, which actually matters.

[low charm]

Excuses excuses excuses

It's clockwork grind sleep grind sleep and that's how you gonna reach success

[soft kiln]

i really dont understand what you are talking about

[normal owl]

I wish I could go faster: I'm saving my ammo and all that... then I miss that first stealth shot and have to unload half my ammo on some mutants because they called their pals across the courtyard to join them in ganging up on me.

[low charm]

You can't sit here and complain bruh that ain't how it works real ones grind

[soft kiln]

yeah i got the feeling that if you play on other than story, you really gotta get the hang off it. the mutant thingies were brutal

[soft kiln]

im not complaining about anything. i dont understand what your problem is

[normal owl]

We do that in real life, not in video games. But hey, you're right: if you grind hard enough you might get a profile picture one day!

[low charm]

Man you know what I ain't gonna let you f up my vibration I'm not gonna stoop to yo level man so don't expect a reply from me anymore

[normal owl]

Now drop the topic @low charm . Let people enjoy what they want.

[normal owl]

And that giant catfish

[last fractal]

What’s your pfp

[soft kiln]

i cant remember a catfish anymore😅

[fickle drift]

the one you meet during the first semi-open world

i’ve yet to defeat it but its such a bullet sponge

[normal owl]

So I found out the hard way: you can't defeat it until one of the missions where you can do certain actions in a control room to defeat it in a scripted scene.

[fickle drift]

oh come ON, all those bullets???!

[soft kiln]

had to google and see the clip, i have no memory of playing against it but it looks very cool!

[normal owl]

I know!!! I spent literally all my metal scrap on ammo and grenades to try and take it down. I kept thinking "it's gotta be close to dead".

[last fractal]

I killed it with boat glitch

[livid oyster]

Well, look who joined the exodus. And turned coat with a green name

[fickle drift]

alright, guess its time to replay Metro Exodus again

[normal owl]

One of us! One of us!

[last fractal]

I’m getting stalker shadow shadow of Chernobyl

[normal owl]

Yes I finally got on track. Been enjoying it a lot!

[half belfry]

I’ve went onto my Xbox one S, why is the a fps at 30

[fickle drift]

i also need to get the DLCs, especially Sam’s Story

[livid oyster]

Glad to hear! It is quite a ride

[half belfry]

Any way to get it higher

[obsidian wyvern]

no

[normal owl]

It's the first game in a while to make me antsy to play it again the next day. Really enjoyable.

[normal owl]

Check out the Xbox store as I believe the bundle is on sale (or was recently, hopefully it still is). (Just checked, it no longer is.)

[fickle drift]

i just checked and ironically, i got both DLCs installed for some reason

i think i just never got around to playing them, however i do think i should do the story once again

[normal owl]

Excellent piece of luck!

[thorny bough]

🤌 hell yaaa

[fickle drift]

indeed, that 1911 in sam’s story looks soooo good

[normal owl]

Good morning, trusty crew! 🤠

[hard crane]

Congratulations, you're finding out the limitations of a weak console

[hard crane]

Mornin', nice day for fishing isn't it?

[half belfry]

Damn, probably won’t effect me thaat much

[hard crane]

to be honest? Nope, not really

[thorny bough]

Ohhhh maaa gawd. Fishing actually sounds soooo fun right now

[hard crane]

Minecraft fishing!

[normal owl]

I likewise have a few XB1S consoles: they still play a lot of games so I'm loathe to toss them. @half belfry

[half belfry]

Only just the menu n stuff looks funny

[normal owl]

Reel talk

[thorny bough]

Teehehehe

[hard crane]

I'm visiting my dad and my young sister wanted some help with her Minecraft world so I built her a nice dock 😄

[thorny bough]

Docking sounds....suspicious

[normal owl]

That is so cute: super cool of you to be able to share gaming with your sibling!

[hard crane]

Don't you mean saucepicious?

[normal owl]

https://tenor.com/view/parks-and-rec-john-ralphio-dont-be-suspicious-dance-gif-16743654

[hard crane]

Yepppppppp!
At least one of them got into gaming, the other two slipped away 😦

[fickle drift]

man, that opening intro is amazing

[normal owl]

I remember saving my meager monies to buy my younger sister a video game for her birthday...which she did not play because I had not yet grown to realize that what's fun for me doesn't mean it's fun for others lol. I was so puzzled when she didn't want to play it.

[hard crane]

https://imgur.com/a/Tn9mLUU

@thorny bough @normal owl I'm laughing from this for 5 minutes

[normal owl]

YES: such a simple but effective way to recap the story.

[hard crane]

Owwww, that's sweet! Of you
And mah from her, please tell me you took them for yourself

[normal owl]

No it was some Scooby or puppy game or something that I thought "little sister will like this kind of game = guaranteed win".

[thorny bough]

The first video game a boy bought me was dynasty warriors... he was my first crush...🥹

[hard crane]

Ohhhh I feel that.
My first game was Lego Racer lol.

[hard crane]

Instant put-a-ring-on-it

[hasty zinc]

mine was some tank game on Atari

[normal owl]

Excellent game! Easy to learn, splashy effects, drop-in co-op. Wow no wonder you had a crush.

[normal owl]

Gets your Lu-Bu-do going

[hard crane]

The day someone buys me a game, I'm kneeling and idc if it's Barbie dress-up adventures

[thorny bough]

A boy never bought me a gift that wasn't on my birthday so obviously I knew we were going to get married and have 20 kids...

[normal owl]

Did you tell them "tanks so much"?

[hard crane]

Excuse me, how many

[thorny bough]

That's what my little paper fortune said anyway

[hard crane]

20 kids ain't a family, it's a tribe

[thorny bough]

😆 it lied

[hard crane]

A Spore tribe

[normal owl]

Nice, your own Final Four bball teams!

[thorny bough]

Omfg I loved loved loved spore

[hard crane]

Everyone loved Spore

Except for EA

[normal owl]

They were not a fun-gi about it

[thorny bough]

Omg and Dark Spore

[normal owl]

I never heard of these somehow. Seems I really missed out.

[hard crane]

You surely did, such a missed masterpiece

[thorny bough]

Wow!!! You need to try it, get that part of your childhood back that you didn't know you missed

[normal owl]

I might spore-adically pick it up!

Now, time for a shower.

[hard crane]

So unmoderator-ish of you

[normal owl]

Last thing, just realized we are RAD @thorny bough @normal owl @hard crane

[thorny bough]

Just mold over it a while

[hard crane]

Hell yeah we are!

[sweet quest]

how do i make discord show that I'm playing World of Warcraft or active on any game for that matter? anyone know? thanks

[normal owl]

Only works for games, not emotional connections though. They might patch that in later.

[obsidian wyvern]

u on pc?

[normal owl]

Ok getting into shower for real

[obsidian wyvern]

theres a slightly different setting for game activity one sec

[fickle drift]

good luck

[thorny bough]

I was going to say something but then realized I'm a pervert...so I stopped

[acoustic steeple]

some who is d+ hop in rank with me im d6 trying to get my onxy

[fickle drift]

is onyx the second highest rank i forgotted

im gold rn

[obsidian wyvern]

highest in inf

[acoustic steeple]

its the highest

[fickle drift]

ah, well good luck then

[obsidian wyvern]

activity privacy in settings
first option

[thorny bough]

Dawwww my heart 🫵🫶

[hard crane]

dew it.

[thorny bough]

Not in this server, I'd dirty the place up. I'm a ladyyyyy after alllllll

😏🤏

[hard crane]

My day is ruined and my disappointment is immeasurable

[sweet quest]

thank you so much!!

[fickle drift]

YOO 15 kills 6 deaths

[normal owl]

@obsidian wyvern Who hacked your account and made you helpful??

[winter flame]

ur welcome

[obsidian wyvern]

wrong account oops

[thorny bough]

How was the showerrrr

[steel yarrow]

Morning yall! Is there any streamers that I can watch that play ranked. I need to play 40 more matches to unlock Ranked but want to get an understanding of how it works before I play it.

[fickle drift]

wait, people unironically take 15 minute showers?

[safe dawn]

Yes

[fickle drift]

my goodness, that’s so low

[thorny bough]

Not with my routine 🥹

[safe dawn]

That doesnt sound right

Wdym 40 matches to unlock ranked?

[fickle drift]

interesting, it takes like 30 mins minimum for me

[thorny bough]

Meeee tooo!

[candid solar]

My showers are usually like 20 minutes, 10 of which is winning arguments in my head.

[safe dawn]

Fr lol

[normal owl]

Amazing: I am in this rare planetary alignment where all of my toiletry bottles are full/mostly full. This never happens!

Even shaving gel, hair putty, all of it.

[floral pollen]

its 50 social matches now, it used to be 10 or 15 I think

[thorny bough]

And suds-enly it all makes sense

[normal owl]

That was soap-rofessional!

Now I'm fresh and ready for...playing Xbox.

[steel yarrow]

I have to play 50 matches before I can play ranked, I played 10 this morning so I have 40 left

[hard crane]

14 minutes too many

[hard crane]

Wait, you're not using the Xbox gamers soap?

[normal owl]

Sadly no, would love to smell like a newly unwrapped console.

[obsidian wyvern]

its to lessen the amount of smurfs/cheaters

used to be 25 but got upped with the network update

[hard crane]

Skill issues, clearly

[soft kiln]

like...how? i'm confused. please dont tell me if tmi 😂

[floral pollen]

My showers are usually at least 50 mins lmao

[normal owl]

WHAT

[soft kiln]

gotta be all cleaned up and wearing your best gard, the xbox deserves only the best 🙏

[floral pollen]

I can't have a shower less than at least 40 mins

[soft kiln]

okay, im out. this world makes no sense. i try to be as fast as possible, 5 mins is good.

[normal owl]

Same, though must still ensure thorough cleaning.

[steel yarrow]

I’m with you. I try to make my shower the length of one song

[thorny bough]

The process it takes.....the fellas just don't understand 🥹

[floral pollen]

The water just makes me feel cozy lol, bc I also am incapable of cold showers

[normal owl]

I do get it though: shaving legs and such can't be rushed when there's blades involved.

[thorny bough]

Blade joins the chat....

[normal owl]

https://tenor.com/view/blade-bring-it-whos-next-bring-it-on-gif-17857220

[soft kiln]

my skin would die and peel off with those long showers.

its barely holding on as it is 😂

[thorny bough]

That's the plan. If I didn't transform, what is even the point

[floral pollen]

precicely lol

[soft kiln]

sounds scary

[floral pollen]

gotta clean off every drop of gamer sweat

[normal owl]

It's just a time thing for me: I need to go from birthday suit to office suit within 30 minutes in order to have enough flex time for traffic.

[thorny bough]

All I read was birthday suit and flex

[soft kiln]

jeez,this reminds me of the big lan events, ive never been to one but i have heard rumors that those people defo would need those long clean off the gamer sweat showers...it has been said that the weekend event gym hall air is pretty rank at the end

[normal owl]

Speaking of, I need to cut my hair. Starting to take longer than 5 min to do, which is unacceptable.

[thorny bough]

Blade joins the chat...again...

[obsidian wyvern]

i need one too but im too lazy lol

[normal owl]

You cut your own hair too?

[normal owl]

hahahaha I read that with a tone of weariness: "again...."

[obsidian wyvern]

no im too lazy to go to the barbers lol

[normal owl]

omg rev

Rev I'll cut your hair. I only know how to cut my own so we'll look identical, but that's a feature not a bug.

[thorny bough]

In all realness, Blade would make a great barber

[hasty zinc]

new bed worth, best night of sleep in 10 years

[obsidian wyvern]

lmfao

[normal owl]

In the trailer for the new Blade game, he actually starts off at the barber!

[thorny bough]

Whaaaaat no way! Hell ya haha

[normal owl]

As someone who knows sleep debt, I am genuinely very happy for you man!

[hasty zinc]

memory foam is a game changer

[normal owl]

https://youtu.be/basLDO2bj2k

[thorny bough]

I always wanted a bed that would remember sleeping with me 🥹

[fickle drift]

idk tbh, but i usually do it in like 50 mins to 1 hr and 30 mins

[soft kiln]

i didnt like memory foam, it didnt mold at all. you gotta be a lot heavier or something, i dont know.

[obsidian wyvern]

i actually hate memory foam lol

[soft kiln]

your water bill must be crazy🙃

[obsidian wyvern]

i prefer a harder mattress idk

[normal owl]

and if you didn't sleep in the memory foam bed, it would have memory fomo.

[hasty zinc]

it's a hybrid. memory foam/individual pocket springs

[soft kiln]

this sounds like the next one will have AI. they keep on evolving.

[hasty zinc]

it like formed body and created a little sleeping crevice

I passed out within minutes last night. I haven't done that in years

[normal owl]

With AI, we really can have beds that remember sleeping with us. "Hey, you tossed and turned a lot last night. Hope tonight is better for you buddy."

[hasty zinc]

it was my first experience with mattress in a box

unsealing it and letting the air in was wild

[fickle drift]

dark chocolate is the best form of chocolate, white being the worst

[thorny bough]

I want a divorce

[normal owl]

Would've preferred you didn't announce this in front of everyone before we talked about it, but ok.

[normal owl]

Now hang on a minute.

[thorny bough]

Give me all your sweaters/jackets/hoodies/scarves/ice cream and I'll make it a clean split 🫵

[fickle drift]

you know im right

cold, dark strawberry chocolate>>

[normal owl]

Weave reached the end of this conversation thread.

[obsidian wyvern]

what

[normal owl]

I do enjoy the dark chocolate that is only cocoa, cane sugar, and vanilla. But [non-dairy] milk chocolate with fruit in it is so freaking good.

[thorny bough]

Over blueberries 🥵

[fickle drift]

never tried fruit chocolate honestly, but it doesnt sound like THAT much bad of an idea at all

[normal owl]

YEAHHH

[pulsar heron]

alright i'm back did i miss anything

[thorny bough]

Ohhhhh ma gawddd yesss

[thorny bough]

Chocolate

[normal owl]

Metro Exodus, showers, chocolate.

[pulsar heron]

fascinating. i love this chat

[thorny bough]

Divorce 🫵

[normal owl]

oh yeah that's right

which is a good reminder: I need to rotate my sweaters into the basement for summer.

[thorny bough]

I already put all mine away!!

See...just a step behind. This is why.....straight to the moon 🫵

[normal owl]

I am impressed! It was 50's here this week so I didn't start the rotation.

[normal owl]

literal lol

[hasty zinc]

you forgot mattresses!

[normal owl]

Metro Exodus, showers, mattresses, divorce/sweaters, chocolate. THere we go.

Also, I'm cutting Rev's hair and we will look alike.

[thorny bough]

Yay!!!

[fickle drift]

same

[normal owl]

Just remember when you try and come back that you might accidentally be pursuing Rev. A real Dwight-in-wigs situation. @thorny bough

[thorny bough]

Dwight-in-wigs is so hot right now

[fickle drift]

Star Wars Outlaws, Silent Hill 2 Remake, Metro 4, Crysis 4, maaan i need them all already

[floral pollen]

I continually read the e as an i and get so confused lmao

[thorny bough]

https://tenor.com/view/zoolander-gif-21265054

[floral pollen]

and now the chat is dead
great

[normal owl]

sorry I'm putting together a kit for Mom. Finally getting her to throw out her rogue's gallery of charging adapters and cables: got her a sweet all-in-one, power-charging outlet splitter and all the charging cables she needs for her devices. Can't wait for her to throw that nest in the garbage.

[floral pollen]

jeez

[thorny bough]

Oooooooo I need to send you the mix I made for her!!!

[normal owl]

You made it! I didn't want to bother you about bc I thought maybe you got busy.

[thorny bough]

I did, but can't forget mom...in fact dibs on mom during our divorce 🫶

[normal owl]

Seriously, thank you! That will be a huge treat for her.

And yeah, you'd be more fun than me anyway: I'm always trying to parent upwards lol

[thorny bough]

I bet your mom is adorable @normal owl

[normal owl]

She is the most people-person and also boldest person I know...and also the most tech-illiterate person I know lol

[thorny bough]

Ohhhhh man also...Don't get me near any grandparents unless you want me to fall in love

Ok...that sounds odd...

[normal owl]

HAHAHA

[thorny bough]

I mean to say....I love old people....

But wait...like...I meannnn to sayyyy...

[hard crane]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh~

[covert dove]

[normal owl]

Same here though, I know exactly what you mean: I jump up and do things for seniors with the enthusiasm of someone shopping on Black Friday.

[thorny bough]

Why are old people sooo stinking cute

[hard crane]

I have the soul of a 25 yo with the body of a 75 yo, does it count?

[normal owl]

Because they are the aggregation of so much more of the deep journeys and existential complexities of life, and you see a different "ending" for the game of life with each one that is so fascinating.

[obsidian wyvern]

cadburys fruit and nut? banger

[fickle drift]

isnt cadbury a city

[normal owl]

Where we were floored by the first chapter of some struggle in life, they have done the whole book.

[obsidian wyvern]

you're telling me you don't have Cadbury chocolate there

[normal owl]

You just want to reward them for all the steps that they have taken to invest in others: to have a great sunset.

[thorny bough]

@hard crane where sir....is my KFC

[fickle drift]

afaik nah, could always order it though

[obsidian wyvern]

get their Oreo ones too then. I hate Oreo but my god it's so good

[hard crane]

You shouldn't wait for 30 minutes when someone says they're going to grab some KFC, ma'lady

[normal owl]

The hottest combo

[thorny bough]

Stop yelling at me! Divorce 🫵

[normal owl]

Rita are you divorcing people as a ploy to hoard sweaters?

[hard crane]

Joke's on you, my shirts will never fit on you because I'm the size of a barbie doll

[thorny bough]

Perhaps 😏

[fickle drift]

Rita’s chili emoji reaction singlehandedly made me hungry for spicy food

[normal owl]

You Ken really make us laugh.

[hard crane]

GO GO POWER SWEATERS

[thorny bough]

Im an Amazonian lady....and to be clear....

I don't mean an Amazon lady

[normal owl]

A few songs from that movie soundtrack did make it into my Spotify, kinda bangers.

[hard crane]

visible gulp

[frosty siren]

I think i have offical ajusted to server rules

[obsidian wyvern]

messages that precede unfortunate events

[covert dove]

🤓

[smoky token]

Dont be mean

[worldly sedge]

Chat please nerd emoji me

[obsidian wyvern]

🤓

[hard crane]

Give it 5 minutes, you'll realize you never have and you never will

[covert dove]

It’s not being mean, the nerd emoji is one of the best emojis out there

[frosty siren]

Bruh areny most if us herr nerds

[covert dove]

Goated apple emoji tbh

[frosty siren]

I MEAN i know i am a nerd

[fickle drift]

if anything, nerd is a compliment

[covert dove]

^ it’s an endearing thing to be called

[worldly sedge]

Nerd was coined by Dr. Seuss

[thorny bough]

I'm an undercover nerd doing undercover things under covers

[frosty siren]

I watch a amost 2hr long vide of the UNSC Infiiitu breakdoen twice

[covert dove]

Dork is a little more forward

[worldly sedge]

Also Nerds are okay candy

[fickle drift]

this guy Halo’s

[hard crane]

I am a nerd who never admitted to be a nerd but never acted like they're not

[fickle drift]

i respect it

[frosty siren]

Ill pull it up for yall

[normal owl]

well it took me too long to find these and the conversation has moved on.

[obsidian wyvern]

I hope you watched mission impossible as well

[hard crane]

Lowkey attractive

[thorny bough]

Give me that jacket

[fickle drift]

god i love the color magenta

[worldly sedge]

I like the color blue

[hard crane]

I would never not be able to respect a fellow man who can rock Magenta, Pink, Purple etc

[frosty siren]

https://youtu.be/pngSo_Lt2oM?si=N4P8f76aHSfzm54b

[normal owl]

According to the terms of our judgment of divorce, you only get sweaters. HA

[frosty siren]

This os what i watched twive

[hard crane]

GOT EM

[thorny bough]

Wait......I know what to dooooo

[fickle drift]

im too lazy to watch, gimme some fun facts about the infinity instead

[normal owl]

Feel free to plagiarize any of the terms in your divorce judgment as well! Substitute KFC of course though.

[frosty siren]

Its slipspace drive is part forerrun tech

[hard crane]

Our divorce terms just says "I'm bored, bye" 😦

[fickle drift]

??? i thought it was all just natural human stuff, that’s interesting though

[obsidian wyvern]

scorpion can you shorten all 2 hours into 5 sentences for me 😁

[fickle drift]

^

[frosty siren]

It alzo has a long track for exrersice that strechs most of the ship

[obsidian wyvern]

like, to run?

[frosty siren]

Yep

[fickle drift]

how long is the ship

[frosty siren]

Uhhhh

[obsidian wyvern]

a few miles iirc

[fickle drift]

not too bad then

[frosty siren]

Amosy 6,000 meters

[pulsar heron]

you always look so cool in every photo ive seen of you, how do you manage it ?!

[obsidian wyvern]

5.6km

[thorny bough]

Dawwww

[candid solar]

Rounding wrong, Rev, it's about 5.7km 🤓

[obsidian wyvern]

that's what halopedia said

[candid solar]

5,694.2

[hard crane]

Wait, it also says "should've brought me some chicken", what the ha~

[obsidian wyvern]

that's what Reddit said halopedia said*

[frosty siren]

THE INFINITU IS aroind 18.600 feet long

[candid solar]

In what world do you round down from 9?

[normal owl]

That is very flattering, thank you, but the truth is the photos are a small part of the reality of ordinary-ness: like "part of a complete breakfast".

[obsidian wyvern]

my maths is fine leave me alonee

[candid solar]

Kill Reddit

[fickle drift]

are feet measured by like actual feet? so if you put 18.600 actual feet in a row beside the infinity then it’d be the same length

[frosty siren]

18.600 thousand feet* for tralateion*

[candid solar]

What the hell is a tralateion.

[obsidian wyvern]

translation

[normal owl]

You think meeting me will be all sugary colorful cereal, then you find out you gotta have all the bananas, orange juice, bran muffins, etc. too.

[thorny bough]

I need a nap

[frosty siren]

I forgot the add the word the thousand part

[candid solar]

You didn't need to.

18000 is clearly 18 thousand, you don't need to add a redundant statement of a thousand after 18000.

[frosty siren]

INFINTY ALSO HOLD 10 mamoths on board

[hard crane]

I'm still hungry and this is just torture

[normal owl]

oh crap now I'm hungry too

[candid solar]

Yes, yes, Halopedia listing and whatever.

[frosty siren]

Has around 617 pelicsans

[hard crane]

Bring me that banananana moffin!

[fickle drift]

it could def hold more, methinks

[obsidian wyvern]

and we didn't get a single mammoth in infinite 😩

[normal owl]

I might go for Chinese food.

yes i think i will

[thorny bough]

Give me cinnamon toast crunch and I'll propose to you again

[frosty siren]

It also has bars on board

[candid solar]

Most ships do.

[obsidian wyvern]

I guess if it was to be in any game until now, it would have made sense for infinite

[candid solar]

It barely even made sense in 4.

[fickle drift]

bars as in snacks?

[candid solar]

No. The bottle.

[frosty siren]

Achoal

[obsidian wyvern]

wait I meant elephant oops

[frosty siren]

Lol i got bad spelling

[fickle drift]

interesting

[normal owl]

"again". I still remember when you popped the question. I bit down on my cinnamon toast crunch, shattered my molars biting into the ring, and knew my life would change forever.

[obsidian wyvern]

the mammoth mission was one of the better ones in 4 though

[thorny bough]

Babe, you remember 🥹🫵

[obsidian wyvern]

alcohol

[frosty siren]

Reclaimer is my fav H4 mission

[candid solar]

Anyone else ever watch If the Emperor had a Text to Speech Device?

Because I swear, I feel like I'm perpetually stuck as Dorn seething over Sigismund and the Black Templars right now.

[hard crane]

Wait, were you married with him while being married to me?

[fickle drift]

H4 had a ton of fun missions, i loved that ghost run where you went through a portal

[normal owl]

Couldn't believe how perfect it was that the dentist who repaired my teeth was ordained and could officiate. Meant to be.

[covert dove]

🤨

[thorny bough]

Listen....it was a weird time for me...

[obsidian wyvern]

me too

[normal owl]

I told you: sweater acquisition scheme.

[thorny bough]

Shhhhh

[hard crane]

I'm buffled

Buffled, I tell you!

[normal owl]

putting the Buff in Buffled.

[hard crane]

More importantly, does it mean we're married by relation as well? @normal owl

[normal owl]

HA, Robin thought she won, but we are one.

[fickle drift]

ok i forgot which mission in halo 4 had the ghost run?? i have an urge to replay it

[thorny bough]

I don't like odd numbers though 🤔 who else has some cool sweaters

[floral pollen]

I have too many sweaters lol

[hard crane]

Hide your chicken and your sweaters, she's coming

[thorny bough]

You, I choose you

[normal owl]

*had too many sweaters, after your divorce

[floral pollen]

and t-shirts

[frosty siren]

Also were all awar that Infinity has a bigger sister ship right?

[obsidian wyvern]

I think it's the first one on requiem

[frosty siren]

Wip aldo

[obsidian wyvern]

eternity?

[candid solar]

The Eternity is not bigger.

[fickle drift]

i love you tysm 🫶

[normal owl]

Well I am going to have a marry time eating some Chinese food!

[obsidian wyvern]

think lol

[frosty siren]

Not bigger then

[floral pollen]

hope its good
I love Chinese food and also sushi lol

[thorny bough]

Yummmm

[hard crane]

Bone a petition!

[obsidian wyvern]

I was wrong it's the third mission

[floral pollen]

Bone apple tea

[thorny bough]

I need a nap haha. Alright my beautiful nerds. Until next time 🫶

[fickle drift]

forerunner? YAY

[obsidian wyvern]

yeah

[fickle drift]

i forgot how good halo 4 looks

[frosty siren]

I dont like doing cloths for a family of 7

I gree up with a faimy of 2 and 3 when my sis comrd over

I am used to dmall fsmilys

And i am hesdinf back to me talking bout dfs again

Ehy so silent?

Did i get muted

[obsidian wyvern]

yes

[frosty siren]

Ok good i see peploe talkibg

I got worreif for a sec. Thouch i said a forrbidden word

[floral pollen]

felt

[frosty siren]

Any idead of hoe to do 7 peplors lsundrsy fastet

CRAP o madr a typo

How*

Why is W and E next to esch other

[cedar turret]

Laundry is the same regardless of amount. Load the washer. Do not overload it. Add detergenet and fabric softener. Wait till the load is done. Transfer to the dryer or hang up as appropriate. Repeat.

[frosty siren]

Typos are sad

[exotic bramble]

Warthog run on the freeway

[cedar turret]

Always wash on cold. Make sure to separate loads if you're using bleach.

[candid solar]

It always shocks me that people like... Really struggle with laundry. And showers. And basic like... Self-maintenance.

[frosty siren]

Im folding*

[candid solar]

I had to teach an Airman how to take showers once. That was an incredibly awkward conversation.

[cedar turret]

TBF It took me two or three tries to get it right when I was seven.

The ironing took longer.

[frosty siren]

I shoulf of said thr folding part kf lsundray*

[candid solar]

Maybe you should focus on your laundry.

[frosty siren]

Mabby

HEY look itraus didnt yell at me for a typo this time

[candid solar]

Because you didn't accidentally type a slur or swear.

[cedar turret]

Either way let's get back on topic.

[candid solar]

Yes, I absolutely agree that Halo should have another cookbook.

[steady jolt]

Please!!!

[candid solar]

The Banished cookbook.

[steady jolt]

I need more cocktail recipes

[frosty siren]

O i have a a halo coob book

[candid solar]

Halo mixology?

[steady jolt]

Hell yeah

[frosty siren]

FLOOD Cookbook

Zhahahahhahha

[candid solar]

I always imagined Chief would have the absolute worst taste in alcohol.

[steady jolt]

I've made a couple Halo inspired cocktails in the past

[candid solar]

Like, something along the lines of the Doc-tails from Venture Brothers

[frosty siren]

Col

Looks lile CYROFLUID

[cedar turret]

You could probably take a cortana minifigure and use it to make a mold so you can make cortana shaped ice cubes for that.

[frosty siren]

Lol

[candid solar]

"Hunchback"

• Ketchup
• Bourbon
• Cola

Serve in collins glass, stir with crushed ice

"Red Mocho Cooler"

• Kahlua
• Hershey's Chocolate Syrup
• Red Kool Aid powder

Pour syrup into glass of Kahlua until it is almost undrinkably thick. Sprinkle red kool aid on top, like a skin; Do not stir. Serve with orange slice and umbrella.

"Slim Jim Fizz"

• Sloe Gin Fizz, just garnished with a slim jim.

"Ruddy Bottom"

• Tall glass of Grenadine and tomato juice, served with a jigger of rum.

[frosty siren]

Welp time to focus on foldibg

[candid solar]

They are all supposed to be practically undrinkable, lmao.

[steady jolt]

Slim jim fizz lmfao

The hunchback would give people a hunchback 😂

[candid solar]

How to Drink made a video of him making a few of them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0q1A3Ayt9I4

[steady jolt]

Saving this to watch later

[steady jolt]

one of the last ones I made,when I was trying to get better at spoon layering

[worldly sedge]

Didn’t this guy do Zombie Cola perks?

[candid solar]

Problably?

[worldly sedge]

Because those cola perks aren’t healthy at all

[candid solar]

I did want to get better at mixology, but that dream kinda died when I started trying in earnest to drink way less.

Upside to drinking way less: I get drunk on way less.
Downside to drinking way less: I get drunk on way less.

[livid oyster]

Ever see that guy on youtube called tipsy bartender? I swear his mixes would kill 90% of people

[candid solar]

I remember watching a guy who does alcohol reviews who reviewed everclear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3r3m2a7hTI

[livid oyster]

Idk if I’ll ever drink everclear, that’s just an instant lights out drink

[candid solar]

Which reminded me greatly of the time I tried military special vodka.

[cedar turret]

I think Rolling stone reviewed Everclear too

[candid solar]

I always wanted to try absinthe

[bold sparrow]

Everclear; is it a drink, is it cleaning fluid, who knows!

[candid solar]

It's meant to be mixed into drinks, so.

Like, that's the entire point

[bold sparrow]

Ah, you slam it into some like, orange juice or something ye?

[bold sparrow]

Alternatively to the Hunchback is the Swayback, which replaces the Cola with Mountain Dew.

[candid solar]

Dear mother of god, how did you make a doc-tail worse.

[candid solar]

Oh, apparently the Battletech cookbook has all the classic mixed drinks from Battletech history. Including the PPC.

(Which is literally just 4 shots of everclear drank from a glass with ice)

[livid oyster]

That dude tipsy bartender puts everclear in a lot of his mixes along with a crap ton of other alcohol

It’s really absurd. Fun to watch, but just doesn’t seem practical

[bold sparrow]

If you want to get smashed thats how you do it.
I've wanted to try an Inner Sphere flight sometime, but I know for dead sure if I drink that much everclear Im going to melt.
My liver will literally just distintigrate.

[candid solar]

Oh yeah, the next day would suck.

[bold sparrow]

Though technically, you cant do the Taurian PPC, since that required grain alcohol not Everclear

[candid solar]

That's not even something I'd have done during COVID.

My favorite is still a pineapple express from Yard House.

[bold sparrow]

Anything with pineapple in it is pretty solid.

I need to try the Two Tailed Comet from the Halo cookbook.
(Im still mad we didnt get Sangheili BBQ recipies in there)

[candid solar]

I mean, wouldn't they taste like wet dog food?

[frosty siren]

Moa bugers*

[candid solar]

Literally nobody was talking about the solids of the cookbook.

[frosty siren]

I said the frist halo food that poped in my mind

[frosty siren]

Well i made a new meme varent

[bold sparrow]

Sangheili BBQ or the Two Tailed Comet

[candid solar]

Sangheili BBQ. Though I know Jul's breath apparently smelled of wet dog food in Glasslands and I was conflating the two.

[steady jolt]

We made Gyros from the cookbook,but subbed Tuna for chicken

[jade walrus]

hmmm this plasma is made of plasma

[bold sparrow]

My friends working on a way to make Blast Soda actually glow.

Also I made the Spiced Coffee a while back and it was good.

I am, also, distinctly dissapointed that all of the food is just human alligned. I understand its a cookbook first and a lore bit later, something fun and neat for all of us, but I would have liked a look at some of the xenos food.

Even if I couldnt actually make it.

[frosty siren]

I know how to make it glow

Use uranium

[steady jolt]

I just used a torch on the underside of my photo

[frosty siren]

Liquid uranium*

[bold sparrow]

Uranium doesnt glow.

At least, not in liquid form.

[sleek void]

just started playing halo again, used to go to tournaments back in halo 2 and 3 days, anyone wants to rank up im gold 6

[frosty siren]

Aww man

I cant find any raidioactive elements that glow

[void cloak]

are the yappening bundles gonna be gone forever or will they be available to purchase later?

[candid solar]

The latter

[frosty siren]

The echange prsto*

Usd phroplaste ocra

[void cloak]

isn't that for weekly challenge rewards?

[candid solar]

guh.

[frosty siren]

Phosphorus. Phosphorus, like plutonium, glows because it is reacting with oxygen in the air. Phosphors and phosphorus glow an eerie green.

[bold sparrow]

The bundles will be in the shop instead, accessed through the customization menu.

[bold sparrow]

Ah yes, Im going to drop Phoshperous into my drink.
You know, the same stuff that MELTS FLESH

[frosty siren]

Yes

[bold sparrow]

(Though I guess thats mainly WHITE phospherous...)

[void cloak]

it's just that some previous bundles aren't available from the customization menu yet

[candid solar]

Ugh. This sucks.

[frosty siren]

A face melting sucess

[void cloak]

maybe in the next update or later they will add them?

[frosty siren]

If i cant give u ratation posioning i will make u melt

Ocra i got one final idea

Buy a fake icecube that glows

[left bone]

when i see a teammate with a "1" nameplate or a blue spartan

that means my team already lost to begin with

[hexed geyser]

what happened to the grunts xbox in one of the 4th breaks in infinte

[frosty siren]

It broke

Gammer rage this grunt has

[hexed geyser]

also should i get Crash team rumble or Xbox ver of mcc (for splitscreen (on mcc

[frosty siren]

Idk

[hexed geyser]

eh i'll keep paying for gamepass

[frosty siren]

GUYS WHOULD WHOULD WIN IN A FIGHT

https://tenor.com/view/halo-gravemind-monument-to-all-your-sins-flood-cutscene-gif-5367290381707139366

[steady jolt]

Chuck Norris

[frosty siren]

Who wins

[floral pollen]

Chuck Norris vs. Chief, fight of a century

[frosty siren]

Flood v.s lambit

[candid solar]

Flood.

[obsidian wyvern]

is that from dead space

[candid solar]

Gears of war.

[frosty siren]

No

Gow

[obsidian wyvern]

oh, the orange stuff looked like the thing from dead space

or was that RE I can't remember

[frosty siren]

https://tenor.com/view/gears-of-war-gears-of-war-execution-gif-6187199

This game has lambit

I forget how bloody this game gets LoL

[lapis ivy]

Apart from bloody but gorey too

Nvm that he wasn't in the expandables confused him for Dolph lungdlen

[versed root]

Whats up homies

[fresh turtle]

Hello!

[jolly zenith]

whats the best part of Halo 3

[obsidian wyvern]

all of it

but the ark and the covenant get special mentions

[steady jolt]

The credits

[obsidian wyvern]

because you sit there thinking about all the happy moments you just experienced

[steady jolt]

No😛

[obsidian wyvern]

no stckr, there's no other answer

[grizzled gazelle]

Found the Halo Encyclopedia (2022; Mint condition) and Halo outcasts and a entertainment store in Lincoln NE

[steady jolt]

It's because I'm glad it's over and I never have to look at it again

[obsidian wyvern]

nicee

bad timing

[grizzled gazelle]

Been meaning to get Outcasts but had been unable to find it when it came out. The Encyclopedia was an added bonus

[elfin glacier]

@obsidian wyvern https://youtube.com/watch?v=EAtvF7SYgw4

[bronze breach]

When is the next op Tuesday?

Need 2k more for ultimate but I'm drained lol

[obsidian wyvern]

yeah

just do one husky raid match, push through and youre free for 2 days

[obsidian wyvern]

i thought hed make it

[elfin glacier]

everyone does

but still, that was a beautiful peel

[obsidian wyvern]

yeah it was so clean lol

[bronze breach]

3 more weeks to go!

Till I leave my workplace \0/

[queen remnant]

Finally

[elfin glacier]

its been a while

worth the weight though

[wraith topaz]

Hi

[lapis ivy]

What was that carbine variant in halo 5 called I know there was like 3 variants but one in specific fired rapidly than the other two I think it was called the rain of something

Idk I haven't played halo 5 in a long time

To remember all the weapons in the game

[pliant hatch]

blood of suban

[lapis ivy]

Ohh ok

It fired rapidly didn't it?

[pliant hatch]

they all fired fast.

there's also rain of oblivion which is the fastest

here's a vid of them all
https://youtu.be/J6MvJgRDlJk?si=fCcVtgemPk3pdHon

[obsidian wyvern]

the default carbine was great in 5

genuinely a really fun weapon

[graceful inlet]

Good night Spartans!
(and our marines 🫂)

[elfin glacier]

@smoky token honk shoe

[smoky token]

mimimi

[elfin glacier]

honk mi

[fresh turtle]

[meager linden]

[obsidian wyvern]

i think i repulsed my teammates snipe and took his kill? lol

[pliant hatch]

is that your voice?

[obsidian wyvern]

nope

you can see the dude talking come up in the text box too

[worldly sedge]

Nice DMR model, can I have it

[pliant hatch]

oh, yeah cause I was expecting an accent. you probly did kill them with the repulse

[obsidian wyvern]

I couldn't actually tell where he was from, guessing the u.s from your comment

[pliant hatch]

sounded american

[cedar turret]

like ozzy osbourne

[obsidian wyvern]

also on this, wish I could randomise it because the default be model is clean

and there's another nice dmr model but I dont want too many variants that I like