#general-chat
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Have fun
Gears of War ftw!!!
No need to have an Xbox. Just a Microsoft account. If you want to use your gmail account as your MS account you can do that too... No need to create a new account with Outlook.
they spent more time complaining about making an account on here than it would take to actually make one 
Splitgate time 😂
People gonna people

Or csgo
csgo play it then
Or valorant
It's free and barely takes 5 mins to create one.
Eh
ive spent like a good 6 hours tryna find most of the pieces in my lego box so that i dont have to pay £50 to buy all the pieces for this lol
Play the isle and play as a dinosaur you won't regret it 😂
Any full time statue positions at 343?

Or play Ark Survival official server, that's always a fun time!
Me rn
I’ll be a statue if it means getting to wear mark 6 and/or 7
Thought they got shutdown
That's when the updated version is released
Well I am getting better at Halo, I still suck, but I'm at least capable of holding my own

Morbius screaming right now
Aaand I'm out again!!!
I mean my KD still is mediocre
aegis went with his ultra hd gifs too
that's a nice one!
pulling out the big guns
oooooh red team
haven't dropped the nuke yet though

Man I have a wonderful supervisor. He driven 1 hr and 30 mins to the firm, to only talk to the firm partner in person
What does he do next? He says bye, I'm going home

Mfw it goes dark and the Mjolnir lights come on 
Will xdefiant be on steam
be Langry
Go manic
Helloooooo
Nooooo
I bet Aegis won't do it, but it would certainly show us if he did and we would get our comeuppance.
Dont!!!!!!
I’m ready to be amazed
Drop the entire gif of the shreck movie
Nooo dont listen to that camper!
Idk what to play
You wot Dark
Spoilers
I see nothing!
Still have not finished the show
That’s not the show
Dont know why
But free credits? Hmmm I'll click that link
Its not?
No it’s forward unto dawn movie from like 10 years ago
Ohhh ok
Bravo 
Have some business to take care of, may get on later
Yeah totally different, in the new show Chief and a Hunter don't fight; they go surfing together.
terrible quality but direct file, no link 
Is bot bootcamp back yet??
Fr? Dang I feared those things playing halo 3
RIP 36MB
This is weird. Infinite won't launch on my windows 11 PC, but gamebar shows that's what I'm playing as if it did launch, yet it's not on task viewer 
I nearly uploaded a 40mb video for morbius, luckily cancelled it
Don’t forget the part where pickle Rick comes out of a portal and takes him to the island from fortnight
To make a xbox Account i still need to use outlook.
omg why are you crying about making an Xbox account
Was having crazy latency issues last night on, was anyone else having the same issue?
if you don't wanna play moveee on
Yeah this morning
Dw, if you reading this aegis. You are blocked until I get home
👍
Idk what to plaaay
Its hard to find a free game
Gif problem solved!
then make the account??
If that scene doesn't make you cry, then you need to get your heart checked am I right??
it's not that hard
Ah gotcha, so mightve been server wide, it was ruff
Infinite is free to play. What you on about
The latency was so bad right I turned invincible and just start punching people
YOu know what's not free: data overages.
Bruh, I would finish games and not get exp for them, lmao

True it was so emotional
I dont have xbox Account
Make one
Idk how
...
Google it
XD
You got this man, easy as making a discord, except you have to answer 6 more questions
This isnt kindergarten. We ain't going to hold your hand
Here's one I randomly made awhile back for no reason
You too have been temporarily blocked!!!!

Rev, if you do it... something gunna happen to you.
Until I get home that is
👍
Laughed aloud!
Yesss a classic
where ya at where ya at
26 mins and counting
Dark, you don't need to count time, your phone/watch will do it for you now.
This the guy terrorizing BTB lobbies on a nightly basis
Sorry I can only read sun dial
Sun dial? I have a sand timer!
Since the advent of clocks, the sundial industry has become a shadow of its former self.
Get with the times
Imagine not memorizing the derivations for orbital mechanics to know the time to the exact atomic second
The sun has set on that industry
Here is an auto gif made by Google photos of the time my puppers fell between the cushions somehow


Im just gonna get the og Halo 3
aw trying to get out
You put him there for tiktok clout didn’t you
You had a phone old enough to attend elementary school? Holy crap.
To think I use TikTok for more than doom scrolling. Why post there when I have yall to force my gifs upon

I think that's what the phone was called
Do a direct embed and I will temp block you like the rest of them! 
meh

I'm too lazy
does anyone still play the og halo 3
no
oh
Titan has made an enemy out of me. 
What did the moon do?
Luckily not many has inheritors

IM LITERALLY SHOWING YOU HOW TO SAVE MONEY

We could help him out more by temp muting him. It would really be a bro move you know. Help him save data and do better at work because of a distraction removal 
Sup
Since I'm temp blocked he won't read this and risk having to pay for more data so it's all good
👀
Wait what happened?
Everything
they decided to move on from halo infinite
who
343
I call cap
damn
Lol
It’d be a shame if someone linked a high res space photo 😛
My phone would die ☠️
at this point you're gonna have to block everyone with embed abilities
No clue
in 2008 an intense gamma ray burst from an exploding star halfway across the universe 7.5 billion years ago hit earth and knocked out some satellites/telescopes
Cap
GRB 080319B was a gamma-ray burst (GRB) detected by the Swift satellite at 06:12 UTC on March 19, 2008. The burst set a new record for the farthest object that was observable with the naked eye: it had a peak visual apparent magnitude of 5.7 and remained visible to human eyes for approximately 30 seconds. The magnitude was brighter than 9.0 for ...
what about the mario one
that was a solar flare
Pretty sure that was caught on video too Aegis
yee
Brb
GRB 080319B - at 2:13 a.m. EDT on March 19, 2008, in the constellation Bootes. The gamma-ray burst became bright enough to see even without a telescope. TORTORA, a robotic wide-field optical camera operated in Chile with Russian-Italian collaboration, also caught the early light.
check out these profile pics skyfi made for me, very good would recommend
is there any way to fly in infinite
banshee or wasp
in arena
No…?
turn on sv_cheats 1
damn
wanted to see if it was possible to get onto a ledge but I'm moving too fast with the grapple
you could try to cancel your grapple when you're almost there and then let the momentum bring you onto the ledge
you could also use the shockwave blast or whatever it's called to land on that ledge
e repulsor?
the grappleshot upgrade
oh
I assume you're in campaign? or multi?
mp
Where is the spot rev
i know i was able to get there either during the flights or early days of infinites launch
The lamp???
the pipe or the cage next to the pipe
grapple up?
this little ledge
at this point he'll have no one to talk to lol
Dark why u blocking ppl
Dw yall be unblocked once I get
👍 home
They be posting gif and images when I'm on data.
I temp block so discord hides it by default
👍
See yall in 2 hrs!!!
Dont worry, i dont have inheritor lol
Theres a barrier 😔
14 years ago
yes
huh, starlight, black noir and homelander are being added as operators to mw2
they're all shop bundles though, supposedly
Why tho
And who black noir
don't ask me
theyre from the boys
just know his entire getup is black
They do realise their name is black black right?
yes but the whole series is kind of a joke
but youre def too young to watch it
Guy on the right i can see, the other two, naw, just naw
I know what the boys are
And my mom alr told me that lol
i lowkey regret watching some of it lol
Oof
All ik is the super fast one splattered a girl while high, and homelander is insane or somn
thats like, the not so bad stuff lol
Ik theres worse stuff, or my mom woulda let me watch it lul
Hey were you the one saving up for a Scuf Instinct Pro? $30 off at BB right now during their prime day competitor sale. @fossil skiff
https://www.bestbuy.com/site/scuf-instinct-pro-wireless-performance-controller-for-xbox-series-xs-xbox-one-pc-and-mobile-white/6516334.p?skuId=6516334
Homelander and Butcher are the only reason I tune in
I haven’t bought anything from best buy in years, maybe it’s time to change that
the twists with the show keep me interested
||not a fan of the way butcher betrayed soldier boy||
||They have somewhat ruined his character the last season and a half.||
When big retailers compete, customers save money.
||isnt that kind of the point tho like afaik in the comics he's ultimately an actual villain||
||I've never read the comics, but that's the way they are going with making him just as much of a monster as he doesn't care who he hurts, even his own friends, now. If it's accurate, good on them for actually keeping the source material, just kind of sucks to see how he was in S1-2 become...this.||
I have bought a dyson fan and a vacuum from them in the last four years. Their stores are nothing like they once were, I honestly just avoid them. Never had a good in store experience really, especially when wanting to buy TVs. I preferred Circuit City before they went under.
I still go to my local BB store bc the managers there are super nice and truly trying to help. It's just that BB's systems get in their own way sometimes, even when the employees are trying to help.
Was it the Dyson fan that moves air without fan blades?
It was one of the dyson bladeless fan/heater. It was around $600 on sale.
So cool! Always been curious about how those work.
It's around four feet tall.
so a child-sized fan haha
Mom and dad wanted it for the living room. I sometimes use it for a heater if I work in the garage in the winter. Prop it on a stool and even tho it doesn't really "heat" the air, you'll get warm air blowing on you (you can make it static).
Sounds nice! Dyson has always seemed to be the Rolex of those kinds of appliances.
Isn't that their function though?
they have blades, they're just hidden inside the shell
I knew a pun was coming.
But they are overpriced garbage. I've never had one last more than two years.
oh so they're not bladeless, they're hidden-blade...like Assassins.
dang I did not know that about Dyson. Never meet your heroes I guess.
Theres a video on how it works
visually bladeless ig
but like "strapless" literally means no straps. Maybe it's more like "borderless monitor".
I always buy pet hair vacs and the newer models are trash. I had an old model from maybe 2004? That lasted until 2012 but two I bought after that the motor died or it just lost suction power. Shark is good, Bissell (and their big green carpet cleaner) are my go-to now. I just bought a new pet vac two weeks ago from them to replace my 8 year old shark.
My current one is a shark: works great.
I keep two in the house so... man this is an old lady type of convo, hyped for a vacuum cleaner.
It's kind of exciting though: when you're shopping for one, you're imagining how great it'll feel when you see it really do its job well.
Nice. I've tried one but couldn't navigate the ball well.
I was excited upgrading to a new shower scrub mop the other day....
Which one did you get?
BISSELL Powerfresh Slim Steam Mop (I had to pull up amazon)
Ok thank you, I'm getting tired of scrubbing old school so I might be tempted by better tech.
Same. Bending over the toilet and cleaning behind and stuff? Nah. My shower is taller than me so I balance on the ledge of my tub and commode to get over the sides of it (safe) and no more! Same for the others in the house, and the stand alone showers....don't wanna use a step ladder anymore.
yeah every time I think "this blows" but then I forget to sit down and shop for a better tool.
Same. I only remembered it the other night when I was cleaning the bathroom near my office and I thought, ya know, I should go order one of those reach scrubbers so I did it while cleaning lol
I enjoy when things are clean. I've seeded swiffer dusters everywhere and I love it.
I don't have time to clean as much as I'd like. I tend to let stuff pile up and do it all in a day, like 12 hours of cleaning...and be sore 3 days after. Repeat this once a month.
Wow you are a warrior. I literally remain disciplined about cleaning to preempt having to have a big cleaning day ever haha.
I have to plan against my own laziness.
I get in some addled state and will clean the kitchen, bathroom, mop, sweep, dust...until I am dripping with sweat and look like I just ran a marathon. Between work, caretaking, my own stuff and just needing time for other things... it is what it is. I need an extra set of hands. Or the husband I was supposed to have...
Well you are mightier than I am. I couldn't lift a whole day of cleaning.
I have brought halloween stuff upstairs...and my stairs need to be waxed and spruced up for spooky season so one of those days is coming soon lol
And you are doing exactly the best thing you could possibly be doing, esp with caretaking.
It's okay if things get a smidge messy, as long as it's not filthy.
I wonder what the difference is for getting into that mindset: whereas you said you get into an addled state, I get into a Lego state: zoned completely in and can't stop myself for an hour until that cleaning stage is done...then I throw in the towel.

Yo @faint mantle Best Buy has Scuf's paddles and sticks for Elite 2 on sale.
cant work in a mess
idk why but it puts me off
Mine is mostly...okay I am tired of the pile of junk on the counter and everything needs more than a clorox wipe gloss over...it's time to be perfect again. Until the next day when I put junk out again...and repeat.
Dang, and if I bought for you the shipping would wipe the discount.
Just that they're on sale: saving money to trick out the Elite 2.
You couldn't survive in my house lol....I have stuff everywhere. I know where everything is, but....again, between work and caretaking...that kind of happens. Like, moms medical stuff can't be put away. My work stuff has to be out. And maybe I buy too many figurines and have them sitting in my office for a month or longer before putting them up....
Agreed: my state of mind is a lot better in a state of cleanliness.
Well whatever are the ingredients to you being happier, that's the whole point anyway.
I hope Prime Day finally knocks the Series storage cards below $150.
there was a new brand that came out with series storage cards, they were supposed to be a lot cheaper
Western Digital, a very solid leading brand. Their 1TB is $150, which is why I'm sure Seagate put theirs at $150.
I was fully planning on buying a Series X on Prime Day...then I spent $350 on spontaneous dinner & drinks with the guys on Friday. 
I should not reward that kind of behavior, so I will wait until Black Friday to get one.
How do you spend $350 on food that’s like 2 weeks worth of shopping
e.g. 6 shots of lower-tier tequila (Patron Silver) was $75, so it adds up very quickly
I feel that. I spent $1000 buying a series x, pet vac, seagate mando drive...and what did I do the next day? Bought another elegoo 3d printer. I have been better....except going to buy halloween stuff.... 👀 ...I mean two of those things are tax writeoffs.
A decent steakhouse dinner for 2 can cost $350
Mando drive? I bet it looks awesome though
it did
Type in mando seagate beskar drive
Hammer is so slow
I have a grogu one too
O you got over priced alcohol yeah that’s where they get you you have one the two next thing you know 1000 gone lol
It is a textured finish
RIP, you guys got any other decent computer stores?
Both your head and your wallet are hungover the next day lol
I was not, but I appreciate the heads up 
That’s why I stick to house parties a lot of alcohol for under £50
i love how the job location just says this when it can take 2 hours to get to somewhere in london
You're applying for a job? Heck yeah man!
Lol that’s like saying somewhere in wales
tryna get a summer job
Do you not have these options under Text and Media? I used to flip these back when I had to watch my data and was fine
That's great! What areas are you looking into?
literally just customer service and stuff, retail work i guess
I don't know how it is over in UK, but here, government jobs at the local level are the best-paying entry-level jobs that require no experience.
this site is so bad, its like asking you to type in your zip code in, 1 digit for each box
hahaha
im not joking 😔
What are you using
That's excellent that you're looking. If you need any advice, we're all here for you. Might not be great advice, but we'll offer it all the same.
cant find many gov jobs here without work experience
You could always offer people to buy some death sticks
O yeah it’s trash I had better success on a certain male app
🤨
A what
No female app? 
hmmmm
Just saying job life is rough
thank you for the advice, hard pass
I walked out on most jobs it’s so degrading
Say something really bazaar lol
Without context that is super weird lol
Don't list any recent stuff.
Wreck it Ralph
no im not gonna list anything main stream either
gotta pull out the list
The Princess Bride
Barbie princess
Lara Croft Tomb Raider
Scarface
"any why"? Well that's not a trustworthy place to work.
Yeah basically if you don’t agree with em no job
Spice World; the Spice Girls Movie
Spice World is legit great tho.
A tier peek media
Don't work at a cinema that doesn't appreciate jokes about little black dresses.
the list in question
Why do you have a list
idk i wanted to keep track
I am sorry your list is flawed...rocky trilogy?
The Gucci dress, the Gucci dress, or the Gucci dress?
fight me
Who on earth doesnt like rocky iv?
Letterboxd dude
i cant find it in my list
nono rocky i meant lol
i know what letterboxd is
ohhhhh lol
If your asked that question at a bank say resivar dogs (how the hell do you spell it)
reservoir?
Yes thank you
either gotta go with inception or live die repeat
Why not oppenheimer?
i cant tell if youre being srs
Of mice and men
that's good
good book
Lenny is me fr
Inception is better of those two.
It had a film too
Shawshank at the top tho...
no its not in order
Tropical thunder
Its one of the best films ever tho.
yeesssss but its not my favourite
There is no best film tbh
im not supposed to spend this much time on a single question LOL
hey chat its ya boi mister cheif back here to cause some chaos
Morgan Freeman's speech at the end... and really his entire ending voice over is one of the best pieces of cinema ever.
JCVD's The Quest
and then i gotta say why i like it so much, thats the hard part
Red October
Shawshank...and Morgan Freemans speech.
gonna rewatch both films and take notes
nahh
theyre gonna think i just went to imdb and took the top one
A Clockwork Orange - for it's commentary on society
O you want an obscure but classic kinda one
House of Flying Daggers: international yet approachable.
shoot
How good is metropolis? or that old movie about the android
Hmmm I gotta do a deep think
Answer with a TV series title.
lol went to chatgpt and the ai for opera just turned red
theyll invite me to the interview just to shout at me
Perfect, and then you're in-person to impress them. They just fell into your perfect trap.
Is there a place I can view the season cinematics so I can get caught up on what's going on? I remember there being a place on the game menu, but I don't see it anymore
In halo infinite
Might have to find a website where people upload videos that are publicly viewable, but I can't think of one.
yeah several youtubers upload it
Jurassic Park - the fact that the animatronics to this day still hold up, the story, the music, it's timeless.
Yeah I know you can look on youtube. I just remember being able to do that in the game menu. But looks like they got rid of it
A very fine choice.
yeah it went with the new season
i watched that movie so many times i ended up hating it
Zoolander
n o
I honestly can’t think of a good one there’s just so many
Hey, I have the perfect movie Rev. Waterworld - tell them you enjoy it to see how $400 million in today's money was wasted on one of the biggest flops and poorest stories in major release history.
i havent even heard of that film lol
kevin costern's waterwolrd?
Yeah
The Star Wars Christmas Special
A Serbian Film.
Tenacious can’t say the letter

man I've eaten probably hundreds of htis exact same sandwich and it is good every time.
You gotta describe the sandwich now
Damn wolverines costume looks sick asf
Blue cheese and gabagoo with cheese loaf cooked in olive oil?
It sounds so boring: bagel, cheap cold cuts (rotisserie chicken), Chick Fil A sauce. But something about it keeps me coming back.
CFA sauce is the cherry on top my friend
It is the song that thrills your taste buds every time.
Personally I have some Culver’s chicken tenders and their signature sauce waiting for me at home
Culver's is top tier!
Yessss. Found out you can order family sized sides in the app.
It was cheese curd Armageddon
Hay if you like it it’s good
I just had lunch there, burger and fries.
I just tried to ground pound in halo infinite
The go-to
Their fried fish is really good too.
you have the grappleshot to do so.. sometimes
i realized why I did it
It just isn't the same. 😔
The cats have a little some of it now and then as a treat. They go crazy
i play SF a lot now but i always forget to use the ground pound
i had thruster and I wasn't going to make across the chasm chasm, so I tried to ground pound to give my thruster enough time to recharge, just like in halo 5
melts in your mouth
i miss halo 5's movement
Me too
The ultimate realization of the supersoldier combat fantasy, for my money.
the amazing feeling of being a spartan
Thruster outplays we’re so nice
You could just become a Spartan irl
And the hover effect
if only we could have higher FOV in 5
It would be fun if you could thrust slide in infinite like in 5 but I haven’t been able to pull it off sadly.
That said, I do like infinites a lot too
Sprint speed is 
Yeah I prefer infinite
i stand by 5
5 perfected the "dance of death" that was always the trademark of Halo's PvP combat.
being able to reload when sprinting is nice though
Nothing will beat Titanfall movement and scale of soldiers
Based af
titanfalls movement is amazing
Titanfall 1 specifically
Come on it just works so well
their level design for the campaign wheeeew
It did, sad to see tf3 get cancelled
omg Rev, the answer to the movie question is so obvious:
Halo Nightfall
🤨 🤨 🤨 🤨
🤣

hahaha
I forgot that existed.
FuD if anything
It’s fireteam Osiris right?
no just locke
Now who did I block? 
A: elon is stupid lol
B: MrBeast makes HOW MUCH per video????
Oh, interesting. His ONI days before a Spartan?
Time to unblock
👍
and others, but theyre not from osiris
but i think i watched nightfall as a series
Bro is literally turning into a simp
at least on the halo channel app it was a series
What's the deal with this constant halo trailer playing in Halo infinte?
I wonder how any of us will know when Dark gets home and is on wifi again after we all blocked him in retaliation. I guess we'll sadly never know.
Mrbeast earned it, such a chad
i think he said hes back home at 3am, thats uhhh, 6 hours
Dude’s one bad day away from being our world’s supervillain
I am in game now and I still hear it
Are the nightfall second stories on the bluray?
Constantly repeating.
And Bezos, I guess.
dk
Aw, thx for thinking of the detail, Attorney
P.s. my breakfast got burnt in the oven 
bezos seems bored, hes done everything
You say that like it isn't already
NOO NOT YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKFAST
That sucks
Was it toast?
Noooo! My condolences!
it was supposed to be this
So until then we can talk all we want about @bronze breach since he'll never see our juicy comments.
hes the swollest billionaire now
(dont tell him but i think he sucks at btb)
True
Yes it was
Dude probably camps shock or snipe and dies with it before getting a single kill
His feelings would be so hurt if he could see this. Fortunately, he can't!
yeah imagine camping 😤
I already ate the burnt chips, so no picture for today
painnn
Don’t that’s not even funny
yeah i can talk all the smack i want about @bronze breach now
Merty, from the ashes of those burnt chips, you shall rise again like a Fenix.
Toast is inefficient for breakfast, I haven't eaten toast or sandwiches in a long time
sandwhiches for breakfast seems like such a rich person thing LOL
I'm back now lol 
And he is totally oblivious to it all. It's incredible.
to me the second stories were the best part about nightfall
yeah!
Why not a sandwich there so quick and easy
Because it's just carbs
Not if you put something inside it
I cant be bothered to scroll up and read. Ironic right given my profession 
ah but toasted bagel is delightful: more substantial than toast and a great base for breakfast sandwiches.
Also great: toasted bagel, scored in the middle of each half to form a little trench, and add Biscoff butter or peanut butter.
Replace the bread with pancakes boom problem solved
bagel with cream cheese
Aegis what you mean by that
I've rolled up bacon inside pancakes and dipped in syrup: SO GOOD.
pancakes are gross
Cakepans
I mean I have the metabolism of a Dino so can literally eat anything without any gains it’s so nice
they're just mushy syrup cakes
do you like waffles at least
That's why order of ops is important
oh heck yeah, waffles are legit
Pouring syrup on before is rookie stuff
Lol I think my brother is hoovering his keyboard in the next room 
Computer keyboard
Agreed. I tear and dip in syrup so each piece is non-soggy
You know you can use butter
You gotta butter first
butter, add syrup by section
Yeah
butter only makes pancakes more mushy, it does not solve the problem
don’t be like my grandma who just syrups up the entire thing at once 
I'm telling you guys: eating pancakes & syrup like pita & hummus will eliminate your soggy problems.
Do you guys make fresh one tho
Yes, I make my own.
Also soggy pancakes lol 😂
I like using Krusteaz for pancake mix
Great brand. Their lime bars are really really good too.
Kodiak power cakes are good too
Oh kodiaks are fun in halo wars 2
a week or so ago we made waffles with Cinnamon Toast Crunch pancake mix
Am I the only person that enjoys and loves Halo: MCC and 5 Guardians over Infinite?
Opinion on carrot cake
I haven't heard of Kodiaks, must not be up here in the Mitten.
and then used Cinnabon Mrs. Butterworth syrup, it was too much cinnamon
It's like pancake mix but with protein powder added
Try adding a little vanilla pudding powder to the pancake mix, it’s very nice
That's a cake baking secret as well

Really? I thought a lot of people used vanilla
This is the caloric intake of a simple two bread and one ham sandwich, see where I'm going?
That’s nothing
and mixing jam with buttercream is phenomenal for cakes too
It is significant for the carbs limit
You are stronger than I: I could never cap carbs that much.
That’s why you have protein with it
Yeah, and look how little protein one slice of ham gives
I use honey ham and salami together so good
That's why hot cooked rotisserie chickens at the grocery store save the day: get you full for a low cost.
I believe in the simple philosophy of a ham and cheese
That sounds very Gouda
Yes or a spach cooked one
Italy could teach you a lot about sandwiches I was never the same after I left
oh I bet it's delicious there
@normal owl remember that bird feeder I have?
Sorry didn’t mean to @ you
Yeah, what happened?
Jason Bourne
But yeah it’s soooo good
Dude these things are relentless at trying to get the bird seed
They really are. But I can't hate when they're so cute.
They will put on displays worthy of an Olympics gold medal in the process of trying to reach it
I know of this, we honestly get more squirrels at our feeders than bids sometimes
make it so the only way they can get bird seed is winning ranked matches
An example to us all. And they have such a tough go of it in the winter that I'm happy for them when they get to stock up.
Onyx 2000: stole a hacksaw and cut the pole down
Then we're just gonna be up against squirrels eventually
I feed my local one that way he stays away from the birds
Squirrel Based Match Making
Did I tell you that the office building owner chastised me for feeding the squirrels and forbade me from doing so again? It's chilling to know that people that soulless could be anywhere among us like that.

You did. 😦 very uncool of him
You should go there at night and leave food everywhere Chuck some in a few windows
The Human protects. 
One day I’m going to have enough free time to sit out there like a scarecrow and attempt to get close to one
It’s very hard
It’s take me a month just to get the birds to look at me nevermind trust me
Well often the same one grabs what it can, goes to store it, then returns, so you may be able to gradually make one accustomed to you.
It’s quite impressive how quickly they can do that. Watched them haul peanuts off into the pine trees the other day
Did you know they take reduced fall damage because of how light they are
Not surprised. They practically haul a parachute around with how fluffy those tails are
Their tails help them to land optimally as well right?
If it’s the same concept as cats, probably
Yeah tails help animals orientet themselves
and help Sonic defeat his enemies.
Humans have an internal one so we don’t need tails
internal tail?
No balance lol

HAHAHA
Unless your a furry
so anyway, new shop tomorrow!
New event by chance?
not until the 18th
I'm always hyped for a new shop 😮💨
Indeed
Like no jokes, do people actually get excited for the shop?
Sometimes
I wonder how long I'll have to wait for last week's bundle to appear
Not like “aaaaaa so happy” but “perhaps this really nice thing will finally appear”
Not like aaaa excited, but I enjoy looking through it bc I want an excuse to spend money.
lol
Ah right I get you
But nowadays I don’t really buy anything so just “ah”
"Oo that's cool"
Looking forward to more HAZMAT stuff in events or whatever though. It’s pretty neat.
I want the sword and sheath from that bundle to be separated from the bundle, it looks so good
Last thing I bought was that big bundle from the beginning of the season, because I wanted a bulky shoulder armor for MK VII
I folded as soon as the cat ears dropped. I couldn't help it. I realllly wish Vales armor from H5 was in game. It was sooo nice.
I’d buy the T-55 shoulders for the lols if they weren’t a whole bundle
Also the effects were cool
this guy
I thought about this one! It was really tempting.
That one is so cool. I love it. Put some bulky armor on and you could look like a paladin. 
That looks like something else ngl
Oh yeah, the pic reveanant sent is probably the best part of the set, honestly. The rest is ok, but that sword is just 💪💪
the knee pads for that specific bundle were kinda cool too
I got the Hazmat Haven bundle too
I honestly love the TAC/MX Cutter (the knife that Rev posted)
It would be cool to see a like a energy knife or a gravity mallet
this one
There is a tac knife for MKVII and MKV(B)
And a flare gun for MKVII in this seasons battle pass
Rip that message

I want this specific knife
Weirdly enough the Dinh armor coating still locked to his kit
I think they've unlocked all kits now, but why they haven't granted them beats me
There was some sort of big knife/sword that was a weekly in season 2
I wouldn’t a welsh knife either like they used to have in the trenches
ohh yeah, I got that but can't remember what exactly it was
Wolf Fang?
Yeah, For rakashasa
Yeah Wolf Fang
That’s the one
My favorite chest attachment
A reverse engineered Promethean blade would be sick
I missed that one, but I got the knife for rakshasha, so I don’t mind too much
One of the only weeklies that I wanted so badly I worked for it.
Picture Yoroi but with a hardlight blade like the Knights or Warden used
The other knife, the little one
That one would be better with some plates or something
could be used in a stance
at the very least
idk I like it as is
It just takes up space I can use you know
?
I do have the leg blades tho because you gotta have one knife on you
Like this fan art:
you can right click and save the picture
does anyone discord crash when you go into voice chat?
seems to be happening all the time for me
Its your data saying no 
Who wants to make the joke
Skill issue
im on pc now. 
thats the raksasha wolf fang chest attachment
It’s your ISP data saying no. 

PC = personal crashing
give it 4bdeconds
.-.
😐🫵😂
Maybe it’s just you talking and the game is like “hell no” Boop
Never a true pc experience without one crash per gaming session 💀
Your discord is updated?
yeah.. its updated lol
What does that mean
maybe my pc is on its last legs 
If you’re running infinite as administrator maybe it doesn’t let discord work properly?
Spitballing but I’ve had that issue with getting comms to work
maybe turn off discord overlay too
dont have overlays up or running in admin mode.
Or just turn off discord
ok will turn off the sun
What's your pc specs?
1700x ryzen, 8gb ram, and gtx 1080
Ok cool, is this a new issue? Or does it happen frequently?
Have you tried hitting it
do i need to play halo 2 solo campain before I can do it in co-op
no
Give er' the old one two combo and that should get it up and running 💀
No joke most mechanical problems are fixed by just hitting it it’s a legit thing
Percussive maintenance
Yeah lose wire
A fantastic field of study spearheaded by Jeremy Clarkson
That's hilarious.
Mostly on the horn
IIRC one of the old apple computers, the fix to an issue was picking it up and dropping it
with the older iPhones, that meant buying a new iPhone
"Apple recommended users facing problems with the Apple III lift the computer two inches and drop it, as this would set the circuits back in place."
Something something resetting inertial drift in circuits idk”
is halo infinite worht playing yet
If this keeps happening I would check for driver updates, specifically graphics to make sure it isn't that. Go into your settings if that doesn't help and disable hardware acceleration if that isn't already off.
Of course
Windows update could have bricked your AMD drivers @bronze breach …happens to me now and then.
It is. Just has a few issues here and there, but that's every game.
Yea the really technical term “bricked” lol
I’m calling dead people bricks from now on
for a dead person, he flew pretty good
My Nan just bricked it o well
I have 35 minutes for this simulation to run before I have next class 
I started playing Halo Infinite, any tips?
Wait what are we talking about?
first halo?
Are you mnk?
what does it mean/
@faint mantle
Keep moving never stand still
Mouse and keyboard (:
is this your first halo game
yea yea
^
You’re gonna want to use a slow sense if you’re on MnK in infinite
I use xbox but im on Keyboard and mouse
Well…actually do what works best for you but slow sense has helped tremendously
use the weapon drills
headshots don't deal any extra damage till you pop their shields, (you'll see what I mean by pop shields once you play the game) only after that should you go for a headshot. I find people tend to miss this in the tutorial
same, i use slow sense
Plasma does more shield damage
Yea like i started playing Halo Infinite in november 2021 and i played every few months
now i started to play more
dark needs to get in a hog w me
Oh okay so you probably don’t know that MnK has aim assist in infinite now
no way
It’s…a little funky but it’s there
we would obliterate the enemy team
Real talk, all the settings with how you play sensitivity wise will always be up to you. Some basics I would do is go into settings, turn your fov to atleast 98 (or higher if possible) and then find motion blur, player lines, and screen shake off.
you're as reliable as iratus
Oh yeah. Screen shake is super annoying.

ok brb ill do it now
are you in a match
searching
I personally can't do super slow sensitivity. I use 1600 dpi and .42. I guess mine is a medium speed.
damn it I just got into one
pc is lagging like hard
I was hoping you'd be in this one lol
Are you running discord and infinite at the same time
reg
But I would suggest for halo starting out, playing a slightly lower sensitivity is good.
Discord is probably taking a significant portion of your processing power
That’s what I said
Did you turn off hardware acceleration in discord settings at all?
Just use discord mobile
im using discord on browser now
8 gigs of ram is barely recommended for Infinite ngl
O I was on about Morbius
And how can anyone hear both game audio and discord voice at the same time?
Oh you would have loved seeing what my game looked like when campaign dropped and I still had 8 GB
It was like combat evolved but in 2021 with how few polygons I had
Makes my 3060ti look like a joke. 💀 It was HOT. I turned settings on low bc the game looks amazing without it regardless.
Speakers it’s not like anyone is gonna sneak up on you
The AR was a giant triangle
i have my fov on 110
I've heard those polygon issues can be VRAM amount related, don't fully listen to me though
That's too much... Keep it under 100
I have 2GB of VRAM so probably yes 
95 is the best IMO
It’s not like that anymore since drivers support the game but it was rough for a few weeks
but it feels comfortable for me
There’s no real best it all depends on your play style
Then it's good.
oh ok
Then keep it. This is also preference. Just as long as its not under 90. My onyx 1800 friend plays on 120 fov.
wow 6 people in my btb with mics
Which I think is bonkers. I used to, but not on mnk.
Any Kinect mics?
French? 
nope all talking English
okay im gonna go play, see ya later
Which dialect
they sound Irish
Can you hear the sloshing of the pint lol
unfortunately not lol
If you hear a sheep there welsh 🤣
I don't actually know what a Welsh accent sounds like
but they had like a very faint Irish accent
Imagine the most high pitch low pitch voice ever
interesting
Plus we talk at like 10,000 miles and hour you can’t miss it
Infection forms
@obsidian wyvern
Anyone here can invite me to the ranked scrim server?
the issue I was having
"The Acrophobia skull has been added to Halo: Combat Evolved." woot
oh my goodness
firefight in CGB is big
finally
I thought they ended support after the final season for mcc?
no
"We have just launched a new, improved version of TweetDeck," with the caveat that in 30 days, only Twitter Blue subscribers will have access to the tool."
What on earth is elon thinking
MCC stopped the seasonal model of updates, but updates and support itself was never closed
Yeah it got much slower now in updates but still getting all support when stuff are ready
Have they had any hints to what the next major update to MCC is?
Quiet chat today
I can't wait until I get out of platinum
Career rank?
wut shud the hero reward be
Sometimes I cant tell when people talking about mp or career rank lol
ya well i mean its 343 fault for that
Career rank yes
Military armor coating
same names lol,
i wonder if theyll add more ranks later
seems the grind is 2ez this time
Should just add prestiege.
Once you hit hero, you go back to beginning rank but its prestiege x, bronze y
Or whatever
What makes you say that?
We already go back in ranks in a way
i mean compared to h5
that 152 grind was wildddd
And people thought that was too much
ngl i feel they overcorrected
(which is a 343 trait it seems)
do you have anything nice to say?
chatn zombi plant = friendship
do u
:l
i mean im talkn about halo ranks
For the 99.9% of us, the grind will not be 'ez.' I'm a little thankful it isn't crazy like Halo 5.
Do re-up/prestiege once you hit hero rank. That way career rank is never ending
So you want career rank to be double than h5 was?
not years but also not weeks, its not hard
weeks lol
It's a game, not a real job: the grind shouldn't be hard.
Keep with the times, I can finish it within the hour. Ez
To the classic reach campaign glitch to get those sweet sweet xp and getting higher rank very fast
i said h5 was 2hard, look above
Hard = more rewarding
i get that
Easy = feels like no real accomplishment
The accomplishment isn't real anyway.

Numbers goes up
ok now we're getting into the deep stuff
Yeah and I cant wait to respawn
Dark, are you reveling in the sweet sweet free data now?
working on a really special gif for tomorrow
Using wifi now, played 2 games of Infinite because I shut my pc off because of this.
https://i.imgur.com/72OKVCz.jpg

I don't see anything wrong there
90% ram being used up and pc was lagging like hell 
is that with Infinite running?
RAM is meant to be used.
Yeah, sometimes it goes to 70-80 when its not
if infinite is running those numbers are fine
What I usually do is come home, turn on PC and let everything load for 30 mins and then boot up infinite
Infinite doesn't lag then
30 minutes? lol

Right.

