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twin oriole
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microsoft is known for patch tuesdays so it better be today

obsidian wyvern
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ok

vapid siren
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what did i just say

bronze breach
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No it will be on Sunday

twin oriole
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you said maybe wednesday

bronze breach
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smirkle 👍

vapid siren
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the map is confirmed for today

warm roost
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Halo for real

vapid siren
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im saying in the past updates have been on tuesdays, and rarely on a wednesday

bronze breach
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Yes

warm roost
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Correct hawker

vapid siren
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also @fickle drift this is what i mean when talking about the hs % stuff

peak wedge
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hola

vapid siren
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also jesus christ half my matches of infinite are ranked at this point

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i've become a compbro whysnap

stoic rapids
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huh, NEW Arena Unlimited will be for both Solitude and Forest

vapid siren
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yeah

obsidian wyvern
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had a feeling it would be

wild sleet
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Man I have a 46% win rate

vapid siren
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i mean they said so

fickle drift
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Man all the good games are played in ranked

twin oriole
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what utilities does forest have

vapid siren
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

stoic rapids
vapid siren
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equipment

bronze breach
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Tank. smirkle

obsidian wyvern
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it'll have several variants of the map within one playlist I assume

stoic rapids
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tbf, I've only played one non infection game on forest

round laurel
obsidian wyvern
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it has both QT and OS

fickle drift
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I just want to play with people with a brain

vapid siren
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halo fans cannot have brains

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its fundamentally impossible

fickle drift
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Quick play reassures that

forest lagoon
vapid siren
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lmao what

fickle drift
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Aimbot

twin oriole
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thats def a keyboard player

hasty zinc
obsidian wyvern
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???

forest lagoon
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Tactical Slayer lol

pulsar cobalt
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Aimbot accuracy i'm reporting

round laurel
vapid siren
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ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

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that'll explain it

stoic rapids
stoic rapids
hasty zinc
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are you?

fickle drift
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Which is why bot bootcamp was moved to the bottom

vapid siren
hasty zinc
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did you look under your bed?

vapid siren
obsidian wyvern
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how can your tac slayer be 100Š

bronze breach
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No. The update is on the next leap year

obsidian wyvern
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100%

forest lagoon
amber mirage
fickle drift
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New players don’t know it exists and is made for them so they just dive into quick play and feed kills

obsidian wyvern
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br starts caps it at 33%

pulsar cobalt
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my shot accuracy is 28.4% and the HS accuracy is 94.8% on swat

stoic rapids
fickle drift
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I hope new aus players come

vapid siren
twin oriole
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bring back the h5 magnum and get rid of the br

warm roost
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Super Fiesta is stupid

amber mirage
stoic rapids
warm roost
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Am I Right?

bronze breach
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No

obsidian wyvern
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no

wild sleet
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I have a 36.1% HS Accuracy

fickle drift
obsidian wyvern
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super fiesta >>>>>>>>> fiesta

warm roost
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Stupid

fickle drift
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But at least there are players here on infinite

vapid siren
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yeah headshot %s in games that track it are more about headshot kills as a ratio to regular kills

warm roost
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Guns are inconsistent

vapid siren
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not exclusive to halo

bronze breach
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That's why their variants

obsidian wyvern
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only the rocket launcher is inconsistent

stoic rapids
# fickle drift Yep

I bet the only reason 343 recognises that australia even exists is solely because of mint blitz

warm roost
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Cindershot???

obsidian wyvern
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cindershot is fine

vapid siren
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also wait @forest lagoon there's no shot i only have 2 games of tacslay ever played

amber mirage
fickle drift
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Probably

warm roost
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No it isn’t

vapid siren
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ik i played more but it hasn't tracked it

forest lagoon
obsidian wyvern
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oh actually I guess the red hammer is inconsistent too

wild sleet
stoic rapids
fickle drift
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Sticky nades going through people

versed dirge
obsidian wyvern
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that's in every mode

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talking about SF specifically

fickle drift
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Honestly these are probably the most useless nades

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That and spike nades

obsidian wyvern
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no the spikes are worse

vapid siren
forest lagoon
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Lol my overall vs ranked. What am I doing overall postums

warm roost
obsidian wyvern
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wdym no it isn't lol

wild sleet
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Those Spike Nades got impacted from the revamp miss the S1 Spikes

warm roost
fickle drift
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Yeah the old spikes actually made them useful

obsidian wyvern
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I'm talking about plasma nades going through people when they're supposed to stick

fickle drift
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New ones feel like halo 3 ones where they’re a useless nade slot

vapid siren
vapid siren
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that and using autos

warm roost
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Sorry

obsidian wyvern
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don't be lol

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they made the rushdown hammer amazing with the s4 update

vapid siren
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it got adjusted?

forest lagoon
obsidian wyvern
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my only reason to play that mode

obsidian wyvern
vapid siren
fickle drift
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Commando is leagues better than the DMR

forest lagoon
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Never

wild sleet
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Rush down Hammer is Fist Of Rukt’s younger brother it’s so cracked

pulsar cobalt
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Commando is pretty good

vapid siren
obsidian wyvern
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the dmr is better

forest lagoon
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I can't hold down a trigger

obsidian wyvern
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the commando sucks

vapid siren
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fair

fickle drift
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It’s a marksman rifle yet it acts like a wonky slow commando

vapid siren
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keyboard or controller

obsidian wyvern
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both hawk lol

forest lagoon
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Gaming over time has taught me to tap fire for life

pulsar cobalt
obsidian wyvern
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half controller and a mouse

wild sleet
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I love The Commando

obsidian wyvern
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well I guess mouse then

fickle drift
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If they gave it the scope I could forgive, otherwise lower the recoil

round laurel
forest lagoon
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Only when I'm frustrated. Most of the time it's controller. It's hard to hold half a controller and I don't have the split thing yet

obsidian wyvern
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oh mb

forest lagoon
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And typically controller if I'm playing on the xbox

pulsar cobalt
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Bandit is way better without the scope tbh

fickle drift
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It sucks zug

obsidian wyvern
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it doesn't

amber mirage
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Dynamos also feel pretty useless now

fickle drift
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It does

forest lagoon
fickle drift
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If I aim for the head and shoot it shouldn’t take me 3 shots

obsidian wyvern
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yeah, as much as I hated the way dynamos pulled towards you, it doesn't seem to be useful without it

wild sleet
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DMR is good with or without the scope

warm roost
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What y’all think of bandit???

fickle drift
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With

stoic rapids
fickle drift
stoic rapids
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I don't want another weapon as annoying as the Battlerifle

warm roost
obsidian wyvern
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and the disruptor is also pointless to pick up

wild sleet
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Bring back the OG Carbine

obsidian wyvern
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they should have kept the DoT

stoic rapids
amber mirage
pulsar cobalt
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disrupter was a pointless change also

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all this nerfing is pointless

warm roost
obsidian wyvern
forest lagoon
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What if they made the dynamo into sticky grenades

wild sleet
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They probably took away its DoT damage because Desync screwed with it

fickle drift
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What purpose would that serve

obsidian wyvern
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nah, that would just phase through people as always

stoic rapids
# warm roost Nah I think s7 is

S7 is less forgiving, has less ammo and firerate is much slower than the BR75, it's strong if you're able to hit your shots though

forest lagoon
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Hit someone and drop their shield over 2 sec

obsidian wyvern
stoic rapids
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also aim assist and bullet magnetisation or whatever

wild sleet
forest lagoon
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Then you slide in like a pro and clean them up as if it's swat

stoic rapids
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want a broken weapon? calcine disruptor

amber mirage
forest lagoon
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Then get gunned down by their partner

pulsar cobalt
stoic rapids
wild sleet
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If you want broken use the Arcane Sentinel Beam

stoic rapids
twin oriole
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lets start a petitiob to get the pit taken out of the game

stoic rapids
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pretty powerful though

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variants weren't supposed to be balanced

stoic rapids
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it's an ok map, very standard 3 lane

wild sleet
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Petition to get Adrift from H4 into Infinite’s matchmaking

twin oriole
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worst map ever made, especially for slayer

pulsar cobalt
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i wish Empyrean acutally looked like the classic pit though not much of a fan of this neon stuff

twin oriole
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@round laurel makes sense, ur a platinum lol

obsidian wyvern
obsidian wyvern
gray patrol
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Hey I have a question

obsidian wyvern
round laurel
pulsar cobalt
obsidian wyvern
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yeah hope they revert it

pulsar cobalt
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Litreally just a automatic sidekick now

stoic rapids
obsidian wyvern
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yep

versed dirge
obsidian wyvern
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its got a higher ttk but just easier to aim with

wild sleet
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I think it’s 9 shots to kill somebody with the Disruptor

versed dirge
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What?

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It’s less I think

pulsar cobalt
obsidian wyvern
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as in, takes more time

stoic rapids
gray patrol
# obsidian wyvern shoot

When we use the quantum translocator to kill enemy spartans, how come there is no medal for that?

obsidian wyvern
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you can kill someone with the sidekick way faster

obsidian wyvern
stoic rapids
obsidian wyvern
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i saw a clip yesterday and noticed there was no medal too

obsidian wyvern
stoic rapids
obsidian wyvern
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i had a feeling it was to do with my trigger deadzone but that didnt help

versed dirge
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Also how many shots does the sidekick take to destroy shield?

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Compared to disruptor

pulsar cobalt
versed dirge
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Hm

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Disruptor feels a little less

obsidian wyvern
versed dirge
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And body shots is like 4 right?

obsidian wyvern
stoic rapids
versed dirge
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The effects stack is what you mean?

wild sleet
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6 shots to strip a shield with a Disruptor

obsidian wyvern
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idk what you mean by that, but konig meant like the needler, once you land enough shots on them in quick succession, itll kill them instantly

stoic rapids
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not kill them instantly

obsidian wyvern
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oh does it not

stoic rapids
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but like it does more damage

obsidian wyvern
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bruh

wild sleet
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If you’re going to strip shields you’re best of grabbing a Pulse or the PP

stoic rapids
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supposedly they buffed that to make it more "straight forward" to use

lyric burrow
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is it just me or is it really hard to find an infection match? i've been in queue for like 10 minutes

versed dirge
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I found some easily

stoic rapids
lyric burrow
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north america

stoic rapids
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most of the games are happening in NA apparently

wild sleet
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Okay either I’m high on Caffine but why does the PP feel like it’s killing quick

stoic rapids
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oh

obsidian wyvern
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this was pre nerf

lyric burrow
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there's not even a queue time estimate lol, just says not enough players to estimate wait time

stoic rapids
stoic rapids
round laurel
versed dirge
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It’s 9 in the east coast rn

obsidian wyvern
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tbf at this time for them in europe, i still get games within a minute

versed dirge
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Quite early

round laurel
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I wonder if NA match with EU if they have local selected though

lyric burrow
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i'm getting matches in all the other playlists without issue, it's just the infection playlist that's apparently dead

pulsar cobalt
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i got my wallet ready to see if any event bundles come out

round laurel
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Weird

stoic rapids
wild sleet
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5 shots to strip shield, 9 to kill with the PP so it’s essentially the same damage as the Disruptor

obsidian wyvern
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i have a feeling that playlist will die somewhat soon tbh

stoic rapids
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for some reason the most requested modes are the most dead

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well at least from what I've seen

obsidian wyvern
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idk how swat made it this far lol

round laurel
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I played one match and hated it.

pulsar cobalt
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its way to ability focused

stoic rapids
pulsar cobalt
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and the movement speed is crazy

wild sleet
round laurel
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I had to respect it.

sage palm
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I've seen more people call it the best version of infection yet than the opposite

marble gazelle
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Theres no way to use the physics like pushing a crate to block a door

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Also i like extensions of maps like streets

stoic rapids
pulsar cobalt
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There should of been 2 modes of infection iratus infection and classic infection

sage palm
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there's always custom games

round laurel
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I tried playing customs but there was only one match with 2/24 playing Walmart

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Customs seems dead

queen remnant
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The walmart clan recruitment

versed dirge
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Kills at low prices

wild sleet
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I love seeing Assassination Tower in here when there’s no Assassinations

stoic rapids
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don't see how assassination tower's fun

pulsar cobalt
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and assassinations are most likely not happening with this game well not anyway 😂

sage palm
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thank god

obsidian wyvern
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customs hot pursuit is always fun

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that's the only one I ever host

vapid siren
obsidian wyvern
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when I'm by myself anyway

stoic rapids
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my one wish for infinite is to implement music kits which are similar to how CSGO's music kits work

vapid siren
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the projectile itself has a delayed explosion

pale barn
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Hi

wild sleet
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I wouldn’t even be opposed to them adding them as long as I can disable them, they’re cool but you’re a free kill

obsidian wyvern
vapid siren
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that's the calcine campaign variant right?

stoic rapids
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yeah, it's has a white coating

vapid siren
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cause that's how that one works

stoic rapids
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calcine has DOT, that's why it's so powerful

vapid siren
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it fires a 2 stage projectile where it hits then has a delay timer explosion

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damage over time is a poison/bleed mechanic like how the OG disruptor is

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this is a 2 part explosive projectile

wild sleet
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Yeah the Disruptors variant is kinda like the Timed Payload perk from Destiny

vapid siren
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just think of it as firing little sticky grenades

obsidian wyvern
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hmm

vapid siren
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does a bit of damage for the impact, but the real damage is in the explosion afterwards

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hopefully that helps make it more understandable?

obsidian wyvern
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yeah I understand

wild sleet
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I’m still figuring out the Ravager variant’s functionality

smoky token
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bouncey

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that’s about it

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good for bank shots and not much else

smoky token
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pretty much yeah

wild sleet
smoky token
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if you can find one

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that’s always the crux of the issue

stoic rapids
smoky token
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fiesta is about being good with what you have in whatever situation is necessary

obsidian wyvern
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it tracks people when bouncing

stoic rapids
obsidian wyvern
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as long as they are in its line of sight

wild sleet
stoic rapids
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hm, I'll see if I can try that next time

wild sleet
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Now for Plasma Pistol Variant, it’s purpose is just existing at this point

stoic rapids
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yeah

obsidian wyvern
stoic rapids
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also what does the mangler variant do again? just 3 shots at once?

fickle drift
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What does the red sword do? Coz the duelist one feels better in every way

wild sleet
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Fires 3 shots with the cost of fire rate

obsidian wyvern
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so just 1 headshot if they all land

vapid siren
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yup

obsidian wyvern
stoic rapids
stoic rapids
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pretty sure

obsidian wyvern
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maybe

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but the modes its in, no one has OS

stoic rapids
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looks cool 👍

wild sleet
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I think the best PP variant we ever gotten was Void’s Tear

smoky token
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true

obsidian wyvern
wild sleet
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Void’s Tear wasn’t a Plasma Pistol anymore it was a Blackhole Gun

stoic rapids
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striker sidekick, now that one's unfair to fight against

wild sleet
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Striker Sidekick is the Ce Magnum at home

obsidian wyvern
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actually that list has nothing on the red hammer and sword

stoic rapids
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Impact commando is more useless than ravager rebound

pale barn
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Hi

stoic rapids
pale barn
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Um

obsidian wyvern
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yeah by a long shot

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the diminisher just makes you bounce

pale barn
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Hello?...

wild sleet
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Diminisher is mostly good for knock back

wild sleet
pale barn
stoic rapids
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now that makes me think, why does scarr use the diminisher of hope and not the regular grav hammer as it's power weapon

obsidian wyvern
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because theres a lot of edges to knock people off

wild sleet
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Beat me to it

stoic rapids
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hm

obsidian wyvern
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thats the first thing i thought of when i noticed the map had the hammer

wild sleet
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Am I the only one who thinks the Stalker Rifle variant is just the OG Carbine

stoic rapids
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no

pale barn
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Jk

stoic rapids
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it's made for spamming, just need to hit that headshot when shields are down

obsidian wyvern
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i usually always drop it

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so never tried it to realise how it works

lyric burrow
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tfw you lose a 3v4 match by 49-50

pale barn
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Ah yes m90 shotgun

wild sleet
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Tfw when you lose a match by 1 point in general

pale barn
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Yeah

lyric burrow
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to be fair it feels worse when you were a man down the entire time because then you know you would've won if you'd had a full team

obsidian wyvern
wild sleet
vapid siren
wild sleet
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Man my customisation tab isn’t loading

civic frost
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where do you check the leader board for the global progression rank

pale barn
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Peanut butter guy out

vapid siren
wild sleet
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Might stay up for 3 more hours to watch the shop update lmao

civic frost
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oh

obsidian wyvern
vapid siren
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im just goin off of official stuff at least

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leafapp is handy tho

obsidian wyvern
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but its not completely accurate because it only registers players whove been searched for on their site

wild sleet
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Man 150 people viewed my Stats on Halotracker

amber mirage
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Or one person who refreshed the page 150 times

obsidian wyvern
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yeah it could just be you

wild sleet
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Nah I only ever checked it like 10 times in my life, haven’t used it since Season 2

pulsar cobalt
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I hope 343 makes it where they just make anything purchasbe for current seasons and season 3 like seasn 1 and 2

wild sleet
obsidian wyvern
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yeah number 3 was the guy with 1k kills in a match lmfao

hasty zinc
obsidian wyvern
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had 287 and 576 in other bot bootcamp matches too lol

round laurel
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I wonder if the 777 match was intentional

pulsar cobalt
twin oriole
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how do you draw in bot bootcamp?

obsidian wyvern
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forgot to pick up the flag in OT

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it all works in CTF during over time

you're in a draw so its final cap wins, he just keeps picking up the flag every few seconds so the timer resets. looks like he didn't pick it up so game ended as a draw

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smart to figure that out so quickly

fickle drift
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Platinum looks so similar to silver

fickle drift
obsidian wyvern
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idk who it is

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never heard of them

tiny spruce
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There is people with Plat already, Goodness lmao, I thought I sweated it to Silver in a few days was enough for me to sit back for a couple😂😂 what’s the trick lmao

fickle drift
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Spite is like a game or 2 away from diamond

wild sleet
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Man I’m only Silver Major Grade 1

round laurel
obsidian wyvern
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all i know is that im silver

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i havent really cared much to blast through it

hasty zinc
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I'm hero already

wild sleet
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Yeah same

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On the Halo Reach 360

tiny spruce
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Shesh, I have 3 kids, I pray for free time lmao jkjk, idk, I think it’s dope to have the career rank Back. But it’s gonna take a min to catch up😂

fickle drift
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It's not like it's free time for him tbf it is his job

tiny spruce
round laurel
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Yeah, I assume he's rushing Hero so he can get some advertisement for his stream.

vapid siren
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yeah overall its kinda... wack

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and from what ik about spite yeah it's arguably just for the self serving clout. which itself is fair but unsurprising

coarse shoal
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🐴

wild sleet
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Took me 2 days to hit silver I was grinding it when the update dropped

coarse shoal
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@round laurel Horse

worthy abyss
velvet heart
worthy abyss
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yeah we have our first diamond

carmine fractal
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Omg first diamond yess let's.....don't care.

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That's my take on that lol

obsidian wyvern
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it's a cool achievement

worthy abyss
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bit cheated that you dont get rewards like coating for ranking upo a tier

tiny spruce
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They will probably add something, they probably didn’t expect anyone to max out so fast

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Then again, pros lol

zenith tendon
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Hi chat

obsidian wyvern
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lol every time I'm MVP of the game, I don't get the bonus xp, but when I'm not, I do

sour steppe
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Honestly as much fun infection is it its kinda unfair sometimes cause non infected have more advantaged than the infected

hasty zinc
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hmm, not sure I agree with that personally

obsidian wyvern
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that's how it should be

hasty zinc
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I feel like the speed + equipment give the zombies the advantage most of the time

obsidian wyvern
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the infected have strength in numbers, it's supposed to be unfair for them till they group together

but yeah I also don't see how they're at a disadvantage

viral dune
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Hi

obsidian wyvern
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honestly they should either get rid of the QT for them or reduce movement speed by a lot

candid solar
sour steppe
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I guess im just not lucky at all with my teammates

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Also is it me the only one who when there’s one spartan left it doesn’t tell you at all? Cause damn

spring atlas
civic frost
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is the update out?

astral geyser
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Pov: the halo rings fired

viral dune
hasty zinc
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it's only 7:57 AM where 343 is

violet widget
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how does aim assist work on pc with halo infinite

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is there like a setting i can press to turn it off and on

hasty zinc
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nope

violet widget
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is there a document or faq thing that says how it works because i searched online and its all very different

safe harness
smoky token
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probably

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he complains about everything these days

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most CCs do

safe harness
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I want to say something disparaging about grinding out PNGs as a full time job but I can't think of anything

smoky token
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it is his job tbf

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he’s a twitch streamer

safe harness
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Right, I think it's silly

stoic rapids
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wait till there's nothing at hero rank

faint mantle
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Gaming as a job seems like a double-edged sword

worthy abyss
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tbh most people would be fustrated if they where doing it Legit whislt others where bot farming

obsidian wyvern
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I don't see how it's unfair for him to complain about that

obsidian wyvern
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like it was a legit complaint

worthy abyss
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not real people

obsidian wyvern
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yes I'm agreeing with you

worthy abyss
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oh i thought u where disagreeing

round laurel
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We can't have that now

worthy abyss
left bone
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hAaaaaaooaoOiIIIi

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i see so many hhalotubers complaining for clicks

worthy abyss
left bone
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hhow about they gget a reaaal job

obsidian wyvern
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if he gets himself known as the first person to reach a specific rank, it'll increase his popularity

worthy abyss
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idiot

left bone
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hes a mod?

obsidian wyvern
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..?

round laurel
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Vulcan you need to calm down

worthy abyss
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well staff same thing

round laurel
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And understand what he's saying

amber mirage
vapid siren
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did you really ping me 4 times saying the same thing

left bone
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yyeah calm down

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yyou're not a winner

obsidian wyvern
round laurel
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Vulcan, it's okay for people to have different opinions on your favourite streamers.

left bone
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yyeah, dont take it ppersonally bbro{ooooo

round laurel
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You'll learn in time that people won't always like you or the same people as you

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Even then, his comment wasn't an attack, at least from my view.

vapid siren
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look i said it cause he's streaming a grind to try and be the first one to hero rank when we know there's no real reward for reaching said rank

meaning he's doing it for the thing of it and the likelihood that the first person gets a small shoutout in a blog and/or tweet which would direct people to his stream/content

i dont have anything against the guy it's just... that's the hustle that's the thing

obsidian wyvern
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yeah didn't look like it was

vapid siren
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like

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bruh

left bone
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skull emoji

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i should have not stayed up till 1 am

vapid siren
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i need you to take it from an 11 down to like a 2 ok?

left bone
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i feel like a melting ice cream

worthy abyss
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like hundreds of others have the same idea, it just seemed like uneccasary hate to people who are literally just playing the game

fickle drift
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Seriously what's up with the game freezing? Just had it 4 times in one slayer game

round laurel
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Vulcan, no one is hating

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You need to calm down and reassess

left bone
#

yeaaa

vapid siren
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streamer does outlandish challenge/thing in an effort to drive traffic to their content as traffic = revenue

next at 11

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like brother this is the hustle he's in and i basically just call it that you're going at this all wrong lmao

left bone
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cccan we ttalk sometjing a bit mmore light hhearted?

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caus i woke up feeling wonky

faint mantle
vapid siren
#

theres that

hasty zinc
faint mantle
#

Claustrophobics going to suffer

amber mirage
left bone
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i waaanna rrizz up a girl with hallo llore too!

vapid siren
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well hit the books bucko

hasty zinc
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literally

dreamy stirrup
vapid siren
#

Sam do i share the screenshots and show just how unhinged it went but somehow worked?

left bone
#

🐌

dreamy stirrup
faint mantle
left bone
wild sleet
#

Trying to figure out why my controller wasn’t working, look down I’m holding a PS4 controller

faint mantle
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That never stopped Steam

hasty zinc
#

that's how I got my wife Hawk, "hey girl, let me tell you about the Forerunner Capital Maethrillian"

vapid siren
vapid siren
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and by that i mean totally omit

elfin glacier
dreamy stirrup
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incredible.

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she actually asked.

vapid siren
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i had to keep it moving

dreamy stirrup
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is she cute?

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am i gonna meet her at HWC???

vapid siren
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yes, and apparently shows dogs

dreamy stirrup
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WOW

left bone
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doggyyyy!!

dreamy stirrup
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what a small world lol

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what breed?

left bone
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i llike doggs!!

vapid siren
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uh.... not exactly sure but his name is shrimp

elfin glacier
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Shrimp dog

dreamy stirrup
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i hope it's a wolf hound

elfin glacier
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That dog better either be huge or utterly tiny

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It wouldn't work if it's just regular size

left bone
#

ccats are laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy

vapid siren
dreamy stirrup
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booo

vapid siren
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my brain thought aussie shepherd but it doesnt line up

vapid siren
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mmm do i share my giant wall of text despite the likelihood of some mild swearing given this is a christian minecraft server sam

vapid siren
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i promise i did not go full salty sailor

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i just can't bother to find and censor it but ik its in there somewhere

smoky token
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also HOW could you just gloss over the completely artificial multi-layered ecumenopolis

hasty zinc
smoky token
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arguably one of the coolest design in Halo

left bone
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censor....
classified information!!!

vapid siren
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because i cant send images on tinder titan

hasty zinc
#

looking back it was a very cringe thing

hasty zinc
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yep lmao

vapid siren
hasty zinc
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I can't explain it either

vapid siren
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one of the r/halo users ik has his wife always mock him when he plays apparently

smoky token
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lol

vapid siren
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"He's one shot top b stairs 1 shot 1 shot!"

tulip quest
left bone
#

ahh yes time to watch a 15 minute video about a fictional giant robot development history

hasty zinc
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the first thing she ever bought and surprised me with was Halo Wars RISK

smoky token
hasty zinc
#

I knew she was a keeper

vapid siren
elfin glacier
dreamy stirrup
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you are doing just fine with your tinder rizz without me lol

tulip quest
left bone
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ohh nvm, i dont need to rizz anyone, iim ttaken!!

calm fiberBOT
#

For server moderation concerns, please message @bleak yoke.

tulip quest
smoky token
hasty zinc
#

Hawk ask if she has time to discuss Precursor Star Roads

left bone
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"military intelligence is the key to war; without it, you cannot win."

hasty zinc
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trust me

smoky token
vapid siren
smoky token
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are they like hyperlanes

vapid siren
hasty zinc
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GG

faint mantle
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Are you at the office today, Aegis?

hasty zinc
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I am not

elfin glacier
#

STAR ROADS AREN'T REAL AAAAA YOU'RE MAKING IT UP

amber mirage
elfin glacier
vapid siren
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id bet haruspis cant even last that long doing a lore convo

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i was pulling punches too and stopped myself

dreamy stirrup
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and she's still talking to you?

smoky token
hasty zinc
#

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faint mantle
dreamy stirrup
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go hawkner.

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DOG.

vapid siren
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bullet

left bone
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i wwaanna be a robot girlfriend!!!!

vapid siren
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points

smoky token
tulip quest
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Sam. Pwetty pwease help?

faint mantle
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She already said no

left bone
calm fiberBOT
elfin glacier
vapid siren
dreamy stirrup
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wow so not only is she letting you go on about Halo, she's actively reading and responding and paying attention

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you better take her on a date!

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lol

vapid siren
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WHAT DO YOU THINK THE POINT OF TINDER IS SAM

hasty zinc
#

turns out it's another r/halo mod on Tinder

dreamy stirrup
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😄

faint mantle
vapid siren
dreamy stirrup
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not me. i don't follow the sub

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lol

vapid siren
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exactly my point

elfin glacier
faint mantle
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I know

left bone
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oh!!

dreamy stirrup
#

she's a tripawd?

left bone
#

im llearning mmobile suit ggundam llore

faint mantle
#

It's not like we don't get that question often

smoky token
#

there’s a life sized Na’Vi here

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I wonder if James Cameron donated it

vapid siren
#

what

dreamy stirrup
#

i feel like if i were to put Hawkner's Halo thesis on a dating app bio it'd go wildly differently lol

left bone
#

halo datingapp!!!

vapid siren
smoky token
# vapid siren what

Gnomon School of Visual Effects taught artists that work in damn near every major studio

elfin glacier
smoky token
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including 343i

amber mirage
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Still waiting for the Halo Dating Sim

faint mantle
#

Also: Yes Sam, she is

left bone
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halo-halo literate club

dreamy stirrup
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Spar-tinder

dreamy stirrup
elfin glacier
dreamy stirrup
smoky token
#

the unfortunate part of being a woman on the internet

vapid siren
dreamy stirrup
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i love it

faint mantle
dreamy stirrup
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oh probably

vapid siren
dreamy stirrup
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LMAO

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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

smoky token
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pin this

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oh my god

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that’s hilarious

vapid siren
faint mantle
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Oh you guys can

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Cool

vapid siren
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yeah didnt realize till now lol

dreamy stirrup
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"bro why am i here? i should be way higher than i am"

hasty zinc
#

that is probably one of the funniest things I've ever seen in here

left bone
#

LOL

dreamy stirrup
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we aren't interested in your drama please and thank you, tom.

elfin glacier
#

Can we get much higher

smoky token
#

If I was a halo dev I would never date a Halo fan

elfin glacier
wild sleet
#

It be amazing to meet a girl who plays Halo until she says her favourite Halo is Spartan Assault

tulip quest
hasty zinc
elfin glacier
obsidian wyvern
smoky token
elfin glacier
#

Nerd emoji react

smoky token
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Hey Spartan Assault was a good game!

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for mobile

elfin glacier
#

Tru

smoky token
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I actually enjoyed it

left bone
#

i hate inflation

elfin glacier
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Ikr

left bone
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i see a ffigure i like, check the shipping + taxes

elfin glacier
#

$10 dollars for a meal at mcdonal

faint mantle
dreamy stirrup
#

use the app, ac!

left bone
#

"35.85$"

dreamy stirrup
#

i can get like. 2 cheeseburgers and a large fry for like $5

faint mantle
elfin glacier
#

Oh yeah app only deals

dreamy stirrup
#

idc about the drink cuz i don't drink soda often

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so i just get water when i come home

smoky token
#

currently doing sketching practice and realizing how bad I am at 2D art

vapid siren
left bone
#

i wwish i had the powers to reach in and ssteal any product i want through the screen

vapid siren
#

aight lets see it then

wild sleet
vapid siren
#

ik im way out of practice myself. havent... jesus i havent drawn in like 3 years

smoky token
#

I just don’t draw

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lol

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I need to get good at it so I can be a better artist though

vapid siren
#

remember i am a failed art student

left bone
vapid siren
#

2x failed art student

left bone
#

it was a PAIN

smoky token
#

what school

formal summit
elfin glacier
dreamy stirrup
#

i went to an art school for college

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but i went to the other half that was not the art side

elfin glacier
#

Man remember those anti piracy ads

bronze breach
#

Hello everyone!!!

wild sleet
#

I only really need to buy figures overseas if only I can’t find it in my Region or a fair price, but then again I bought Shipmaster for $300au from overseas

winter flame
#

i wasnt even allowed to take art and design in high school because im bad at sketching 😭

im actually really good at graphic design too

elfin glacier
elfin glacier
#

Bless

obsidian wyvern
dreamy stirrup
#

let's not

bronze breach
#

Me: quit my job as a paralegal to become a full time Youtuber!!!

left bone
#

FFINALLY
ffrree delivery

dreamy stirrup
#

that convo was almost 2 hours ago

#

we clearly moved on y'all

stoic rapids
#

Halo reach?

bronze breach
#

Damn, I missed something good then 2 hrs ago xD

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Shame

stoic rapids
#

gonna wait for the shop reset, hope it's good!

dreamy stirrup
#

it's p cool IMO

elfin glacier
faint mantle
#

Imma make art

dreamy stirrup
#

YES.

dreamy stirrup
#

my producer's decks are always the most basic, plain jane things you can find

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and it's really really funny when you look at them in tandem with our personalities

elfin glacier
#

PowerPoint is a game engine

stoic rapids
dreamy stirrup
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when i need to make one for work or the team, i at least use the halo template we have

elfin glacier
#

Nowadays I go with a simpler theme based on the Solarized Dark colorscheme for my slideshows. I think it adds flair and readability without going overboard

dreamy stirrup
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😂

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i am not a designer. i just like pretty colors

elfin glacier
#

Nothing wrong with that 👍

smoky token
#

having polygonal models like these is surprisingly good for anatomical reference

#

This entire property is actually the old Technicolor building from the old old days

#

Technicolor moved down the street a few decades ago and this property was left to rot until this school bought it

vapid siren
bronze breach
#

Holiday (off work) begins in 30 mins!

Raging on btb begins at 7pm bst.

#

postums 👍

sour gate
smoky token
#

Probably

sour gate
#

lol alright

vapid siren
#

different levels of detail so you can break down shapes and also to see how lighting is with various levels of detail

smoky token
#

i always forget how useful reference is

#

got feedback from an art friend and did this

vapid siren
smoky token
#

I don’t know what I was referencing in my mind

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that’s a lie, I do know what I was referencing, but I do not want to tell you

versed dirge
#

Graphic design vs coding

smoky prism
#

what time does new map release?

bronze breach
#

10am et I presume

smoky token
#

aye yay yay

distant drum
#

any news on campaign dlc?

vapid siren
bronze breach
#

Oh. Lmao

distant drum
#

it'd be pretty epic if we got something, even 1 level

faint mantle
bronze breach
#

I think I meant pt. Redmond timezone where 343 at

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My bad

#

I got some news for you. Make a campaign level in forge.

smoky token
#

it’s 9:12 here rn

#

So probably in 45 minutes or so, right?

bronze breach
#

Yeah, I think suspension and updates always go by 343 time

round laurel
bronze breach
#

No comment!

#

I am a notorious camper but not an AFker!

lyric burrow
bronze breach
#

Event I believe

faint mantle
round laurel
faint mantle
#

Mm

round laurel
#

So, battle royale confirmed

bronze breach
#

Time to make a 2 hr video with 60% ads explaining battle royale is dropping today

lyric burrow
#

ah, thanks yall. tbh now i just feel like an idiot for not checking the season calendar before asking lol

thorny glen
#

well

round laurel
bronze breach
#

Ofc. Mint blitz, halofollower, Sean W

Damn I need 2 more sponsors!!

thorny glen
#

check the event channel here

round laurel
#

So what's different with the Hazmat event

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Compared to normal infection?

thorny glen
#

i sent the discord event inv and link got removed rip

hasty zinc
#

it's an event like all other events

bronze breach
#

Arena unlimited playlist is just modes on new map only

round laurel
#

Do we get a special mode or is it just infection?

thorny glen
round laurel
#

Thanks Dark

bronze breach
#

So forest 24/7

thorny glen
#

that's about all we know rn so probably a bunch of community made game modes I think?

thorny glen
weak nymph
#

Forest and Plaza remake!

fickle drift
#

Hey everyone I don't play Halo but I like the plot!

bronze breach
#

We had arena and btb unlimited last season. Its likely the same approach lol

thorny glen
smoky token
#

Halo has an amazing story, glad you like it

bronze breach
#

True!

thorny glen
hasty zinc
#

forest + plaza = Forza. Infinite is getting racecar DLC confirmed

bronze breach
#

I will trademark the use of circle and block everyone from using it.

hasty zinc
#

no like racecars in Infinite

bronze breach
#

smirkle 👍

hasty zinc
#

Chief in a Bugatti zoomin around MP maps

vapid siren
bronze breach
#

Just a jab at apple tradmarking generic use of apple lmao

hasty zinc
#

Chief woke up in a cryopod new bugatti

elfin glacier
thorny glen
obsidian wyvern
#

no

hasty zinc
#

def not

vapid siren
#

FF14

#

its when the universe gets destroyed before its reformed

from when the devs made scrapping and remaking the game canon KEKW

round laurel
#

Yep, confirmed.

obsidian wyvern
stoic rapids
#

was revealed to me in a dream

obsidian wyvern
#

yes

stoic rapids
#

I don't even know how this whole BR announcement became a thing, has to have started with a troll

obsidian wyvern
#

I think some guy commented that a 343 employee met them at a cinema and gave them the inside scoop

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so mint went and made a video on it

round laurel
#

Jez Corden is responsible for me hearing about it

#

Windowscentral

stoic rapids
bronze breach
#

Rev man, I'm dying here because of your comment postums

obsidian wyvern
#

lemme find it lol

versed dirge
#

How is BR so relevant?

stoic rapids
round laurel
#

Um

stoic rapids
#

considering we already know there's an event coming

versed dirge
#

Is it because it’s a starting tool essential to the meta of the game?

#

Honestly I’d take any gun over BR

obsidian wyvern
queen remnant
#

This is by far my favorite halo tweet

stoic rapids
civic frost
#

is the event out

hasty zinc
#

no

obsidian wyvern
#

in an hour and a half

smoky token
civic frost
#

sorry for being annoying

hasty zinc
#

all good

#

you're fine

stoic rapids
#

wonder what lore we're gonna get out of this narrative event 🤔

bronze breach
#

Chief ascending to Godhood

obsidian wyvern
#

see I wanna talk about this narrative stuff but I guess it's still considered a leak

#

even though it's scrapped or smthn idk

vapid siren
#

i'd imagine the story itself is continuing just the cutsenes are down

stoic rapids
#

so we've got 2 narrative events, the first called: Hazmat and the second called containment, we're not containing Iratus with this event

obsidian wyvern
#

it's to do with the cutscenes

bronze breach
#

Story will likely be a text blog post

stoic rapids
fickle drift
#

What is up my friends it's your boy lil ninja

bronze breach
#

No

round laurel
#

No

obsidian wyvern
#

the most 2016 comment ever

stoic rapids
#

account created today, joined today huh

bronze breach
#

Exposed

hasty zinc
#

no self-promo like that here

fickle drift
#

No plz

obsidian wyvern
#

lol

fickle drift
#

I'm innocent

bronze breach
#

Haha

round laurel
#

Love that #grindmindset

#

Gotta grind all day, every day

fickle drift
#

I'm a gangsta

obsidian wyvern
#

be like someone I knew, go to the Samsung store and follow your Spotify account on all the devices there

candid solar
#

Watch them get atomized.

round laurel
#

haha

bronze breach
#

Hey guys, I'm new. Please subscribe to my youtube channel and drop a like and a comment on my latest video showcasing my rage on btb!

candid solar
#

Mods, crush his skull

bronze breach
fickle drift
obsidian wyvern
fickle drift
obsidian wyvern
#

it's not even that he makes music, he just wanted more followers

round laurel
#

Remember the old RainbowNinja that didn't play Halo but liked the lore? I do. I preferred that old RainbowNinja.

#

Come back.

fickle drift
pulsar cobalt
obsidian wyvern
#

lmfao

fickle drift
#

Not a little pudgy boy anymore

bronze breach
#

I'm officially on holiday until Monday for law firm, and off next week too at the supermarket

Time to grind btb!

round laurel
pulsar cobalt
#

Get the tissues ready morbius you need them for your raging haha

obsidian wyvern
#

oh yk that flash movie on twitter dark, it was there for a whole 8 hours lol

round laurel
bronze breach
#

Really? It got deleted when I checked

obsidian wyvern
#

yeah I linked it just as it got deleted

fickle drift
bronze breach
#

Dw, I read the entire plotline so I know what happens lol

fickle drift
#

I never actually finished the story

bronze breach
#

I believe tv series flash is better than the movie

round laurel
fickle drift
# round laurel Green man beats alien (repeat)

Yeah and soldiers were like were on an island stuck and I didn't know what to do so I was just kinda running around killing these alien things in the bunker and repeatedly dying because I didn't know what to do

willow summit
#

hey i remember there was a script in forge for carrying a bunch of weapons, anyone know where to find

bronze breach
#

Halo 7 forge will use python to make maps and game modes.

smirkle

fickle drift
#

And then like there was a truck with a big gun and I had and I almost crossed the ocean with it but I died

obsidian wyvern
#

you'll make it next time

fickle drift
#

But the opening like menu was fire there was like the earth right but in like a ring

#

But so low poly 2000 like graphics cause my computer was so weak it couldn't run anything to be honest I was surprised it could run that hell of a game

fickle drift
#

Or is it different from when the store refreshes

pulsar cobalt
#

store refreshes at 6 event will come at 7

fickle drift
#

Ah alright

obsidian wyvern
#

still annoys me that they change at different times

bronze breach
#

I think because there might be last minute issues with putting an event up, I know Gears had the problem

blissful kernel
#

What time does the new map/playlist release today?

bronze breach
#

Interesting, microsoft wanted to buy back bungie

hasty zinc
#

ooh I found a small bug with Infinite UI

#

I should report it

timid crane
#

Microsoft wanted to buy the military industrial complex

hasty zinc
#

I'll add it to my to-do list

bronze breach
timid crane
tight remnant
#

EVA-01 Reporting for duty in the store

winter flame
bronze breach
#

Oh nah, just read a news article on the activison takeover revealing info on some documents.

Microsoft wanted to buy Sega, io interactive, pokemon go maker, bungie before opting to buy activison

winter flame
#

yah i just mean it was known at the time i think

bronze breach
#

Well bungie would have said no I guess

winter flame
#

iirc the CEO came out and denied the rumours

bronze breach
#

They wanted to leave under microsoft and doubt they want to come back lol

obsidian wyvern
#

splashzone looks neat

hasty zinc
bronze breach
winter flame
#

i doubt they would have declined a better offer from Microsoft then Sony gave them

tight remnant
#

They went with the 800 credit for coatings

stoic rapids
#

woah, you can still buy last week's hazmat haven?

bronze breach
#

Yes

obsidian wyvern
#

like everyone said it'd be

stoic rapids
obsidian wyvern
#

but that person lol

bronze breach
#

Stuff sold in bundles you can buy anytime now

obsidian wyvern
#

no they mean the big bundle

bronze breach
#

Oh

obsidian wyvern
#

it'll go after a while

stoic rapids
stoic rapids
#

wait did I miss something?