🎯│off-topic

[blissful pumice]

ok

[woven fulcrum]

Beans

[blissful pumice]

waffles

[blissful pumice]

toast

/e die

dies

[austere sinew]

Does anyone else get "join server, there's nfts!" DMs often from random people in this server. All the ones I get seem to be exclusively from here.

[white widget]

They are bots... please, report them through the report system: #929023943430520852

[austere sinew]

Thank you!

[spice shale]

the emoji for the off topic channel makes me think of captain americas shield

[proud saffron]

Can i send a link to raid someone?

There is someone racist in there

[lethal kelp]

Where?

[forest marlin]

e

[wet heart]

e

[barren jacinth]

E

[barren jacinth]

I'm a bot pls remove me

[lethal kelp]

I am not sure if you are aware of this but I am interested in the future of the year for a long time since the last time we had a test for our first meeting with Dr and Mrs Smith said it would be a good idea to MC travels back to the Marine Institute today

[wet heart]

Waffle

[tawny cobalt]

i nutted

[chilly vessel]

Test

[flint slate]

I just ate an entire stick of Mountain Dew chapstick

[lethal kelp]

I-

[short glacier]

Yum

[lethal kelp]

😁

[limber tide]

To who/what

[lethal kelp]

Yo mongus?

[lethal kelp]

im proud of you

[shell hull]

Wow

[lament oyster]

ish en euro

[tepid skiff]

who wanst to play a gartic game

[wet gyro]

hello?

[lethal kelp]

hello

who want to play gartic phone

[dusk swan]

me

[blazing sky]

hiiii

join my server!!!

WHAT THE FLIP

do you guys see the links???

[lethal kelp]

No it doesn't show any links

[blazing sky]

POOP

[prisma stone]

Off topic but the fitness gram pacer test is a multi-stage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets harder

[shrewd wedge]

||elder||

[blazing sky]

I GOT TO LEVEL 30 befor i gor tired at all. lasted another 10 levels before i died due to a cramp

[prisma stone]

I used to share a gym with the kids in a grade below me and both our classes did it together and the farthest one got was the kid in the lower grades class whom got to I think 86 and then I skipped all the other days we had the test haha!

I didn’t make it past 6

Lolsies

[blazing sky]

OMG
my friend died at level 2 somehow

[onyx sedge]

@humble flame

[deep crown]

I’m so off topic

[zenith comet]

Please tell me I’m not the only person waiting for Apex to install because on pc you have to uninstall the game and reinstall just to play the new update

[topaz escarp]

geometry dash

[balmy roost]

Robloc

[opal goblet]

ong

[zinc tendon]

Beans

[slim mauve]

I agree

[tepid pecan]

Off topic, but We had a school assembly today, and the speaker was talking about bullying. The speech was pretty boring, but there came a point in his presentation where he said “I know there are some students among us who have been subject to bullying.”

Honestly, I couldn’t believe my ears. I thought “There is no way the speaker had just said among us.” I decided to troll the speaker by standing up and yelling “When the imposter is sus!” while making a huge grin (just like in the memes). To my utter surprise, no one laughed, nor even snickered. Everyone fell dead silent and looked at me with confusion. The speaker said “I’m sorry, what was that?”

After a moment of freezing up in a dabbing position, I lowered my arms and decided to explain to everyone what I was talking about and said “Get it guys? It’s from among us!” Still, no one understood the reference. I turned to my friend Caleb (I know him from band), and said “You get it, right? It’s from among us!” However, he had his head buried in his lap, possibly dying of second-hand embarrassment. I looked at my friend Dalton (He plays the trumpet in band, just like I do), and I yelled “Dalton, do you get the joke???” He didn’t even made eye contact with me as he too buried his face in his hands. Suddenly, the assistant principal came up behind me and said “Please sit down, this is a school assembly.” I screamed back at her “SCHOOL ASSEMBLY?? MORE LIKE EMERGENCY MEETING!” I then immediately Naruto ran down to the stage, pointed at the assistant principal and screamed, “SHE’S SUS!! I SAW HER FAKE SCAN IN MEDBAY!!!” .

However still, no one laughed. I then said “I’m not the imposter, I was in vents the whole time!” (Referencing the among us meme). But nobody understood the reference. I saw people whispering to each other, yet no laughs. I then made a face resembling the “Big Chungus" as dozens of teachers escorted me away, one of them dialing my parents as I was led to the school's office as hundreds of eyes peered at me in the process.

[lethal kelp]

I remember that copypasta from r/copypasta

I think the joke is the ridiculousness of the fake event

[lethal kelp]

Well that seems fun 😶

[blissful pumice]

SUS

[tranquil crag]

Looking for new pfp

Has to include an anime art style female and a gun

[prime moat]

3 days ago i ate a cinnabon for the first time then woke up at 1am with food poisoning

[scenic raft]

ok

[blissful pumice]

sus

[velvet valve]

[chilly vessel]

Ouch... You okay now?

[astral night]

kill whoever gave that to you, force feed the body cinnabons until you cant anymore, that dump it into a very deep hole, then bury it

[lethal kelp]

How do I update discord on Linux

it says "Must be your lucky day, there's an update!"

[stiff gust]

Yooo my mom called me on Discord and I got that 1/1000 chance Discord Remix

[lethal kelp]

n ice

[last flare]

tell me if you want to join my youtube video discord so you can play gratic with me in a youtube video

i will ad you in there

anyone?

[pale bane]

Sure

[tiny umbra]

@wet spruce the way you suddenly went from high to low pitch so suddenly really reminded me of this

a

check dms

[wet spruce]

ok

[distant rain]

hello

a

a

[zealous mural]

hey

how are u guys?

[gaunt garnet]

Hello everyone 🙂

[eternal mason]

What's your favorite book and song?

[timber spruce]

ROBLO

[eternal mason]

Wow

Interesting

[rapid glacier]

Hey guys. On Gartic, is it possible to join random lobbies like Skribbl.io or do I need friends?

It’s just my friends never play this, so I wanna play it but if I need friends then.. I’m screwed lol

[eternal mason]

Here you can join strangers

[olive marsh]

only Gartic.io has public rooms

[slate oxide]

bread

[lethal kelp]

anyone know how I can invite @quartz garden to my server

[olive marsh]

%garticbot

[hollow drift]

If you are having trouble using the GarticBot, please check the link below.
https://medium.com/gartic/how-to-set-up-garticbot-the-ultimate-tutorial-for-configuring-garticbot-6302b5ef8780

[lethal kelp]

k

[thick kestrel]

hi

[hot abyss]

im soryr

[runic sparrow]

Who here has Gorilla tag?

[half widget]

ro

[neat bloom]

hi

[half widget]

hi ralsei deltarune

[next kettle]

ґѦℓ﹩℮ї ∂℮ℓ†Ѧґʊη℮ ﹩ʊ¢ℌ Ѧ ℓ◎ηℊ ηѦм℮

[tawdry oyster]

hi

[sullen tapir]

amangus

[worn heart]

#general is a poopy

Bruh

[worn heart]

What exactly is the point of this channel?

[prisma wadi]

IDK this server is kinda dead

[pure storm]

people have school and work and stuff, also timezones can affect a lot

[gusty horizon]

EZ answer

Our moms come here to talk about why we suck at drawing

[gusty horizon]

Which is precisely why

[latent elm]

i’m doing an art project, can anyone dm me some faces/photos

[delicate isle]

#🎟│invitations

i was looking for that nv,

nvm*

[potent dawn]

cheese

[rich pike]

Burger

[frigid mural]

sus celkem

[thorn idol]

I dont play genshin

[hollow condor]

does anyone here have portal 2

[potent dawn]

Swah Berrys

[rich pike]

Grapes

[spice kestrel]

garlic

[potent dawn]

cheems burger

[spice kestrel]

p e n

[rich pike]

potato

[hoary geyser]

Cabbage

[bold nest]

Dumbledore

[hoary geyser]

No, that's hobbit character

[steady arch]

Can we promote discord on here

[olive marsh]

No

[spice wraith]

anyone wanna come play we chill i mean we need 2 ppl we are 2 now

[slow silo]

@worn heart if their tracing for practice you don't typically post it

Especially if it's a 1:1 trace

[sick dagger]

im going to kill my family

[worn heart]

Understandable, have a nice day

[clear fjord]

stupidest thing all mankind has ever done 👆

[runic snow]

Well

[lethal kelp]

k

[zinc tendon]

Balls

[visual smelt]

M

[snow yacht]

Shit

[strong pawn]

can i talk about politiks here ?

[shadow socket]

toe

[crystal grove]

Don’t click the server in my bio 🙈

[lethal kelp]

Why have it in your bio if you don't want people to click if

I feel like it's a Rick roll server

[iron trout]

Ok

[lilac ruin]

Eg

[lethal kelp]

okay I didn't click thanks for info

[atomic zodiac]

e

[opaque rover]

Ok

What?

[opaque rover]

Good morning

[grim trench]

Have any of you guys been traumatized by a kids show?

[hoary geyser]

I can't remember me getting traumatic by childhood series and movies as watching

[grim trench]

i watched an episode of pingu which has scarred me for life

[sand zephyr]

Pingu? How in tarnation is one traumatized by PINGU

[grim trench]

the one with the walrus

pingus dream

banned from airing in the uk in 2003

[sand zephyr]

I don't recall

[grim trench]

look it up

[sand zephyr]

ok

[grim trench]

pingus dream

scary shit for a 3-5 year old

i still say its scary af

you done? @sand zephyr

[sand zephyr]

oh my

[grim trench]

yes

you understand now?

[sand zephyr]

yes
uncanny valley walrus

[grim trench]

yes

exactly

[fast trench]

is the gartic bot down rn ?
@haughty laurel

[opaque rover]

Clarence

[grim trench]

How?

[opaque rover]

For two episode

it traumatized me for that episode of the goose and of the dog

I don't remember exactly

[grim trench]

Okay

[hoary geyser]

@grim trench I have forgotten my traumatic memories of childhood series, I can't remember those scariest characters that's got me it, Like I've watch any soviets series and movies, But I don't know that it

[grim trench]

ok

[somber basin]

Today, I asked my phone “Siri, why am I still single?” and it activated the front camera.

[silent path]

wow

[opaque rover]

😔

[lethal kelp]

we dont sweep with a broom NOOOOOOO

[gaunt ridge]

[versed zodiac]

Dang🙁

[void spindle]

What do you call that thing octopuses do when they change the texture of their skin??

[kind gyro]

chameleon color thing

[lethal kelp]

Camouflage

[void spindle]

Thats the colour

[somber basin]

Being smart

[void spindle]

Correct

[sly ore]

Hi

👋

Dead chat

[hidden elm]

hello

[void spindle]

Nocie

[serene heart]

guys i literally gambled all of my bobux

in 1 day

77 bobux

[lethal kelp]

why does this channel stil even exist

[serene heart]

dont gamble ur bobux kids

[serene heart]

nevermind i got 50 bobux from bobux rains lol

[forest jungle]

Are there french people Lol

[dim basalt]

zoom for windows finally has darkmode pog

[tacit ridge]

plmkoijnbhuygvcftrdxzsewaq1234567890

[hidden elm]

bless you

[nova spade]

ANYONE DOWN FOR SOME GGD??! NEW MAP JUST CAME OUT!! Code: 7KY6JTN

[little pollen]

[ancient zodiac]

h

#469229973102919682 people

soo um

i cant type

or send anything

[fading cradle]

lmao

[ancient zodiac]

anyways

here's the meem

e

[olive marsh]

Nope

Yes, it used to be a meme place, not anymore. The rules have changed

[still tendon]

hey guys

why this channel is empty?

[hidden elm]

Pretty much

[sonic fog]

Yes

[solemn lynx]

he

[sharp summit]

What does @everyone mean

[thick timber]

Anyone wanna compete for a NFT by just playing Gartic here in discord? Just DM me

[rapid mirage]

it means absolutely nothing :D

[bitter canyon]

How do you call a man whitout a body and nose?

Nobody nose (xD)

[snow yacht]

hahahahaha 😬

[hidden elm]

Please no lol

[silent path]

That was funny

[dusky stream]

https://www.roblox.com/games/2481219809?privateServerLinkCode=73859611143820088096548466878161

yo guys wanna do fnaf roleplay

[rapid mirage]

crickets

[lethal kelp]

oof

[rapid mirage]

lmao rip

[lost lake]

im alive

[ancient zodiac]

[snow yacht]

So like

my brother drank a monster energy

and now he is in hospital

L

[hidden elm]

how old is your brother D:

[snow yacht]

15

i warned him lol

[hidden elm]

huh, usually at that age its fine, but i mean jokes aside i hope he's ok

[blissful coral]

i drank monster at 9pm and stayed up till 4am because of drinking it :D

but yea. i hope your brother is ok

[snow yacht]

he's fine now

[blissful coral]

thats great news^^

[ivory jackal]

hello ppl im new

[umbral wharf]

Hi.

[hoary geyser]

Hello there, wanna a lemon juice?

[hidden elm]

hi new person

[umbral wharf]

No, i am not new.

[hidden elm]

ive never met you before so your new to me :D

[umbral wharf]

Ok.

[quick anchor]

anyone wanna play?

[umbral wharf]

Gartic.io or Gartic Phone?

[quick anchor]

phone

[umbral wharf]

Ok.

Can i start the prompt?

[spare apex]

hey guys, I had an idea for a TV show and I thought I'd share.

[spare apex]

A couple have a child. The wife works and the husband does not, however the wife does not trust the husband with a child. Every episode the wife tries different ways to spy on the husband to see if he's responsible. However, something always goes wrong before she can get a scoop and she always comes home with everything fine, because the husband is responsible. so the wife is paranoid because she thinks that the wife is irresponsible with a child, when nothing is wrong.

[grim flax]

@autumn blaze hi

[autumn blaze]

Hi

[grim flax]

can I DM you?

[autumn blaze]

Sure

[lethal kelp]

Its so cool

[grim flax]

you could pitch it to a tv studio

[hidden elm]

see i know your lying cause they would never be out

[lean valve]

anyone interested in joining a leeg clash team? dm me if anyone whos interested sees this

[onyx blade]

👍

[crimson oriole]

do anyone here likes soccer?

[merry pollen]

anybody wanna play?

[simple tusk]

Yeah

[merry pollen]

bet

hop in my vc

[merry pollen]

im in a vc

[lyric igloo]

hey yall anyone wanna help with an r/place project?

[worldly swan]

hey who we supporting in fifa?

[stoic ruin]

what happens if you go back in time and kill your self?

[hidden elm]

paradox, or alternate universe

[lofty lynx]

morning

[tulip cairn]

what language does deaf people think in?

it's called sand cause it's between sea and land

[worldly swan]

I have a question

can a person get banned for having an inappropriate "about me"

asking for a friend

[ancient temple]

@worldly swan guess it depends how inappropriate it is yk

[worldly swan]

so can you get banned?

[earnest cradle]

sidamn

I CANT DELETE IT

HELP

[south sinew]

is their tryouts in this server for mod

[lethal garnet]

Hi

[lethal kelp]

hi

[unkempt basin]

hi

[echo violet]

Heyo

[rose forum]

howdy

[cunning loom]

Grrrrrrr

[peak heron]

uwu

[rose forum]

whats your favorite colors ?

anyone can answer

[hoary flume]

green

[rose forum]

same !

[trail lagoon]

red

[hoary geyser]

Yellow!

[rose forum]

you guys have good choices

[hoary geyser]

Also I puts an egg in painting yellow jar!

[rose forum]

interesting choice

[hoary geyser]

Then turning into the painting egg now!

[rose forum]

i see

[mystic oasis]

Black.

Purple.

Red.

[coral prawn]

🎑

[white compass]

zey are so dead

[unkempt lake]

i love zis gun!

[white compass]

ooh im enjoying zis!

[unkempt lake]

beautiful!

[little pollen]

what is your favorite pokemon?

anyone?

[kind gyro]

slugma

[little pollen]

cool

[floral tiger]

magnemite

[rapid mirage]

magnet

[hoary geyser]

Yes, I have it, my favourite starter is the life! The life can use beats these enemies that turned into a despondent now

[coral pecan]

CHICKEN NUGGET

[frigid rover]

eevee

[little pollen]

cool cool

[jagged pilot]

Mine would be Noibat/Noivern, also love me Swoobat. I need to look more at bug types because moths are the real reason we are on this earth, but I do love Masquerain!

[frigid mural]

slugma

slugma dic-

[kind gyro]

ratio

[stark mesa]

does anyone wanna play gartic phone

[kind gyro]

not

#🎟│invitations

[fresh scroll]

Reminder to avoid these kind of topics on the gartic discord server!

[hollow moss]

chicken with cheese is good

[mystic oasis]

What type of chicken?

[dense atlas]

Does anyone like moon and stars?

[rapid mirage]

👀

nuggies 👀

[mystic oasis]

Nuggies with cheese is good?!

[rapid mirage]

um

maybe?

[little pollen]

i don't think so

[mystic oasis]

Bruv.

[little pollen]

imma try it

[rapid mirage]

i had it before, it was eh..with american cheese tho so that could have been the problem

some of my coworkers like it so idk lol

[mystic oasis]

I never heard cheese with chicken...

[rapid mirage]

well now u have :D

[hushed horizon]

does anyone speak or understand japanese here?

[haughty geode]

what do you need

[timber latch]

whats the vibe

[mystic oasis]

Hm?

[hushed horizon]

dw

[haughty geode]

bruh

[exotic carbon]

Nhai

*oh sorry no

[scenic shadow]

Happy world circus day!!!!!!!🤡🎪

[grim marsh]

tHERE IS CIRCUS DAY??

[wispy lantern]

Gotta celebrate all the clowns of the world, specially on discord

[rose forum]

especially a certain helpmate

[mystic oasis]

Time to become The Batman and beat the crap outta all these clowns.

[lethal kelp]

wait a second

how am i top member???????

[hoary geyser]

Congrats

[lethal kelp]

oh god

i just tested light mode

im blind now

[gentle badger]

On discord?

[lethal kelp]

I remember when I first installed discord..it had light mode on and I didn't know you could change it so I spend half a year with it

[rapid mirage]

now your vision is impaired and you don't know why everyone hates it, clearly

[hushed horizon]

for those who are still relpying to my message: i no longer need assistance

[jovial notch]

hi

[lethal kelp]

Just saying, if you like discord light mode ...where did you go wrong in life??

[hoary geyser]

Well, I'mma use a light mode already

Oh ouch, I felt weird for looking at light mode, dark mode is better enough, I'll switch it

[lethal kelp]

true, I'm basically immortal to it now. tbh I decided to witch to dark mode just because it looks kinda funky lmao

[rapid mirage]

thats fair lmao, plus it's easier on the eyes 😎

[lunar latch]

This is Billy.
☻
-|-
/
Copy & Paste Billy Everywhere so he can explore discord

[vivid citrus]

Xbjfhgnfjngsln, or did just that you when that happen?

answer please

[rose forum]

i havent a clue what you just said

[vivid citrus]

oh

[spare apex]

Anyone here have Discord?

[lethal kelp]

no

[gentle badger]

no what’s that

[graceful bay]

[rapid mirage]

inspirational

[rapid mirage]

idek what you're talking about

[hoary geyser]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[lethal kelp]

Whats ur roblox

[lethal kelp]

My tooth is falling out

[clever hedge]

Guys my friend is hosting a giveaway! Look at my status to enter, only 10 will win. DM him #Sabiker To enter and win the prize money!

Guys my friend is hosting a giveaway! Look at my status to enter, only 10 will win. DM him #Sabiker To enter and win the prize money!

[junior gull]

im doing a game in #🐱│gartic-pokemon and im really far in can anyone take over?

[little pollen]

What has a thumb with 4 fingers but is not a hand?

This is a riddle

[muted badger]

Glove

Sorry I delete the first one I type 😔

[little pollen]

Correct

[muted badger]

I got a riddle

What gets wet while drying?

[little pollen]

Uh

A tissue?

[muted badger]

Nope

[little pollen]

Uhm

A towel?

[muted badger]

Yes

Correct

[cedar gate]

do insects live

in showerheads

[lethal kelp]

yes

why wouldnt they

[lethal kelp]

Hey, certified entomologist PhD here and I can attest that if an insect was to exhibit any such behaviour it would only be due to imminent threat embarrassment or anxiety.

[cedar gate]

thank you

[final nexus]

@dense ridge join vc

@lethal kelp

Join vc

[lethal kelp]

is it required?

because i can't

[final nexus]

Not really

thats fine

[lethal kelp]

thanks

[final nexus]

np

[lethal kelp]

we wait for full lobby?

[final nexus]

ye

[lethal kelp]

okay

[final nexus]

till 10 pl

@proper mantle join vc

@buoyant sundial

vcc

[proper mantle]

?

[buoyant sundial]

sorry i cant talk..

[final nexus]

Thats k

[buoyant sundial]

but i can still join tho should i? i just wont talk

[final nexus]

Whatever you want

[buoyant sundial]

ok

[final nexus]

join

oh sorry

@sudden vapor

[sudden vapor]

hello ?

[scenic tiger]

At work sorry

[hoary geyser]

What do about a practice (opinion🗿) on panettone?

[lethal kelp]

I have a Youtube Channel

[lethal kelp]

can someone tell me their favourite fruits for a project?

[muted badger]

Anyone have any song suggestion?

[silver furnace]

MY CRUSH LIKES ME OMGGGGG

[meager siren]

:0

[silver furnace]

im a legend :]

[meager siren]

you are

[silver furnace]

yas

[lethal kelp]

you should listen to the song "I, giorno giovanna, eat reese's puffs"

[frigid mural]

who

[hoary geyser]

Hmmm, Okey, congrats!

[hidden shuttle]

MEN

[little pollen]

Rick Astley

[sick abyss]

Hi l just joined the server

[muted badger]

Hi 😁

[sick abyss]

🙂

[muted badger]

Do you need help with anything?

[sick abyss]

How to join a game of gartic phone

[muted badger]

#🎟│invitations

There normally link to a game everytime

[sick abyss]

Ok 🙂

[gentle badger]

So true. His music is never gonna let you down

[celest shoal]

@lean ibex heres your drawing

frick

dm me ill send it

[spare apex]

I’m telling you, there’s nothing like petting the neighbors cat then it starts purring and circling you

[lethal kelp]

ANYONE WANNA PLAY

[gaunt jasper]

Happy Easter

[lethal kelp]

pls give nitro

[arctic osprey]

No

[plucky blaze]

why not

[upbeat cipher]

Balls

[teal magnet]

Chicken

in other word

hmmm

what did it get auto delete

[robust kelp]

It's off topic channel right?

Don't wanna get political but...

He he he haw

[rapid mirage]

😔

[little pollen]

The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?

simple riddle

[rapid mirage]

uh, something that is something

:D

[muted badger]

Footsteps 😁

[rapid mirage]

:O

[muted badger]

Anyone have a idea for letter transformation (turning a object to a letter or number) ?

[robust kelp]

Tf u mean?

[muted badger]

A object that can be turn to a letter or number

[robust kelp]

In gartic phone?

[muted badger]

No

[robust kelp]

Or as a superpower?

[muted badger]

Just drawing in a paper

[robust kelp]

K

No I didn't

Don't*

[muted badger]

It ok

[uneven forge]

Hi! Does anyone know how to use Gartic on Discord?

[rapid mirage]

magic 😎

[floral condor]

wazup

[muted badger]

What can you catch, but not throw?

A riddle

[sour girder]

your heart

[muted badger]

Nope

[sour girder]

aw

emotions?

[muted badger]

No

[sour girder]

then what?

[muted badger]

How can you catch your heart or emotions

[sour girder]

yk

"i caught feelings"

the phrase things

[muted badger]

A cold

[sour girder]

👏👏

[muted badger]

What has words, but never speaks?
Riddle

[rapid mirage]

A book? idk

[muted badger]

It is

[rapid mirage]

:D

yay im so good at 1st grade level riddles

[muted badger]

What building has the most stories?
Riddle

[rapid mirage]

uhhh

idk lmao

[muted badger]

A library

[rapid mirage]

ohhh

omg 😔😔 lmao

[muted badger]

Stories as in book

[rapid mirage]

yeah i gotcha lol

[muted badger]

Two fathers and two sons are in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How?

Riddle

[rapid mirage]

man riddles hurt my head lmao-

[muted badger]

Lol

The answer was - They are a grandfather, father and son

[rapid mirage]

ohhhhh

makes sense

[muted badger]

Easy one

What month of the year has 28 days?

[rapid mirage]

all months?

[muted badger]

Yea

[rapid mirage]

i only know the ones i've heard before lmaooo

[muted badger]

What question can you never answer yes to?

The answer is so funny

[rapid mirage]

oh my lmao

i have no idea lol

[muted badger]

Are you asleep yet?

[rapid mirage]

oh my

unless u somehow sleep text? :D

[muted badger]

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

[rapid mirage]

these are too difficult for my tiny brain

can i give up lmao

[muted badger]

The middle name

[rapid mirage]

O h h h h

[muted badger]

"the"

[muted badger]

Easy one
What is the end of everything?

[rapid mirage]

uhh

the question mark

lmao idk

[muted badger]

The end of everything is g

[rapid mirage]

oh that too ig

[crude jetty]

YEET

[muted badger]

Spelled forwards I’m what you do every day, spelled backward I’m something you hate. What am I?
A riddle

[ivory hare]

What

[muted badger]

What?

[ivory hare]

dont you ? me

[rose forum]

yo whos excited for the new valorant update in 2 hours ?

[rose forum]

5 minute

[little pollen]

live and evil

[chilly vessel]

Meshuggah

[muted badger]

Correct

[muted badger]

Where is the only place where today comes before yesterday?

Riddle

[bleak temple]

wats the % of plp who uses drow pad/pen or something, they draw soo good omfg. i draw bad with moose sad-emogi

please make survey on this right now

[teal magnet]

what

[little pollen]

the dictionary

[rapid mirage]

either you use google..or you're just too good

[muted badger]

What kind of ship has two mates but no captain?

Riddle

[rapid mirage]

A relationship?

[muted badger]

Yes

[rapid mirage]

also technically there could be a captain if one is too controlling lmao

but yay

[muted badger]

What's lighter than a feather but impossible to hold for much more than a minute?

Riddle 😁

[crude breach]

life

[muted badger]

Nope, but nice try

[crude breach]

whats the answer?

[muted badger]

Your Breath

What never walks but always runs?

Riddle

[white crown]

time?

[muted badger]

Nope

[crude breach]

a device?

[muted badger]

No

[crude breach]

life?

[muted badger]

Nope

[little pollen]

can u give a hint

[muted badger]

The answer is natural materials which mean that sourced directly from nature.For example) cotton is picked from cotton plants, corn harvested from corn fields and granite is mined from quarries.

[rose forum]

a nose

[rapid mirage]

funny how these riddles have been going on for a bit in this channel

[little pollen]

a leaf?

[crude breach]

What has to be broken before you can use it?

?

[modest wadi]

Egg

[rapid mirage]

i mean what about hard boiled..?

[modest wadi]

??

[rapid mirage]

idk much about eggs but, don't you not crack them open?

idk

[modest wadi]

Didn't get you

[rose forum]

with hard boiled eggs you boil them then peel off the shell

so still broken

just the inside is solid

[rapid mirage]

ohhh

i dont really know about eggs much so-

but ty 🥺

[crude breach]

right

[limpid kestrel]

scared to do an equation in #🔢│counting-bot

[muted badger]

Nope

[muted badger]

Nope

[rose forum]

idk a fridge

its correct

[muted badger]

Nope

[rose forum]

no clue then

[muted badger]

Want the answer

[rose forum]

sure why not

[muted badger]

The answer to this riddle is river

[rose forum]

fuck

[muted badger]

You get it

[muted badger]

I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?

Riddle 😁

[white crown]

a map?

[olive marsh]

miniature??

[little pollen]

ohh

[modest wadi]

Map

[plain valve]

yo yo yo yo yo

[muted badger]

Yes

[muted badger]

It is but anacleta said it first

[muted badger]

Nope

[modest wadi]

It was 4 am for me.. I'm not awake at that time.. haha 😂

[olive marsh]

ahhh fliippp

nice Riddleee

[muted badger]

Thx

[muted badger]

I have keys, but no locks and space, and no rooms. You can enter, but you can’t go outside. What am I?

Riddle

[modest wadi]

A Keyboard

[muted badger]

Yes

[modest wadi]

And I got it first too this time

Haha

[muted badger]

How many letters are in the alphabet?

Riddle

[rose forum]

26 ?

[muted badger]

Nope

[rose forum]

then 11

[sage hare]

wich alphabet?

[muted badger]

Yes

[little pollen]

oh

[rose forum]

how many riddles do you have ? you seem to just always have one ready to go

[muted badger]

Alot but I normally put one or two a day

[little pollen]

I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can you guess the riddle?

worlds hardest riddle

[muted badger]

No

[little pollen]

you got it in 2 mins

wow

[muted badger]

I just saw it

[white crown]

8 a-l-p-h-a-b-e-t

[muted badger]

it was 11

[white crown]

another riddle?

[muted badger]

Sure

I can fly but have no wings. I can cry but I have no eyes. Wherever I go, darkness follows me. What am I?

[white crown]

a storm?

[muted badger]

nope

[untold topaz]

cloud?

[muted badger]

yes

[untold topaz]

wow

[muted badger]

3rd riddle today
A man and a dog were going down the street. The man rode, yet walked. What was the dog’s name?

[eager relic]

the man?

[muted badger]

Nope but nice try

[eager relic]

ohh yet

[muted badger]

Yes

[eager relic]

[muted badger]

Break it and it gets better; set it and it’s harder to break. What am I.?

Riddle

[dusk mica]

record

[rapid mirage]

so many riddles

lmao

[olive marsh]

||kick the buddy||

[deep crown]

Muscles

[crude salmon]

Getting a pc, budget 300£, suggestions?

[little pollen]

yeah i think it's record too

[muted badger]

Yes

[muted badger]

It is

[muted badger]

Nope

[little pollen]

What cannot talk but will always reply when spoken to?

another riddle

[muted badger]

I know the answer but I going to give other people a chance

[modest wadi]

Echo

[modest wadi]

You didn't know it 😂 😂

[muted badger]

I do

I answer all of their riddle so I feel like I should give someone a chance

[modest wadi]

Thank you 😁

[muted badger]

What begins with T ends with T and has T in it?

Riddle

[white crown]

T

[muted badger]

nope

[deep crown]

What has 3 legs but can live with two

[deep crown]

Tittie

[muted badger]

Nope it have to start with t and end with t

No

[deep crown]

I’m dumb😂

[modest wadi]

Teapot

[muted badger]

yes

[modest wadi]

Let's goo..!! 😋

[spare apex]

New PFP moment

[muted badger]

A pet shop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said Parrot repeats everything it hears. Davey bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn’t say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot. How can this be?

Riddle

[little pollen]

the man wasn't talking?

or the parrot can't hear

[muted badger]

nope for both

[little pollen]

my brain hurts

[muted badger]

The answer is the parrot was deaf

[little pollen]

oh

[muted badger]

What do you answer even though it never asks you questions?

Riddle

It have two answer

[lethal kelp]

Doorbell

[muted badger]

Yes

[muted badger]

The other answer was phone

[lethal kelp]

Nice

[lavish quiver]

Sidney is a bigbrain

[muted badger]

?

Pronounced as 1 letter, And written with 3, 2 letters there are, and 2 only in me. I’m double, I’m single, I’m black blue, and grey, I’m read from both ends, and the same either way. What am I?

Riddle

[lavish quiver]

like

smart

[lavish quiver]

eye?

[muted badger]

Yes

[lavish quiver]

[muted badger]

I am believed to be one-dimensional, and tinier than anything can be. Many say I’m the basis of all that we see. What am I?

Riddle

[fringe vessel]

light?

[fringe vessel]

maybe

[muted badger]

Nope

[hard nexus]

String

[muted badger]

Yes

[eager relic]

I went into the woods and got it, I sat down to seek it, brought it home with me but couldn't find it.
Riddle

[muted badger]

Splinter

[eager relic]

yes

[muted badger]

You have me today, Tomorrow you’ll have more; As your time passes, I’m not easy to store; I don’t take up space, But I’m only in one place; I am what you saw, But not what you see. What am I?

Riddle

[eager relic]

light or air?

[muted badger]

Nope

[eager relic]

time?

[muted badger]

Nope

[eager relic]

well i have no idea then

ohh

is it memories?

[muted badger]

Yes

Mr. Brown was killed on Sunday afternoon. His wife said she was reading a book at the time. The butler said he was taking a shower. The chef said he was making breakfast. The maid said she was folding clothes, and the gardener said he was planting tomatoes. Who did it?

Riddle

[eager relic]

chef

[muted badger]

Why?

[eager relic]

he was killed on the afternoon and you dont make brekafast in the afternoon

[muted badger]

Correct

[eager relic]

I wear a rosy top, but have no head
I’m sharp, but have no brain
I can say anything, but never speak a word
What am I?
Riddle

[muted badger]

Pencil ✏

[eager relic]

mhm

[hoary ledge]

I don't know if this is allowed or not but I got this code for this thing called "picsart gold" for three months and I've never used it so I was wondering if anyone wanted it.

[rapid mirage]

I have a riddle that's probably not the best lmao

I exist in many different ways; you can feel me, but never touch me. I am always with you, but you can never see me. What am I? [Riddle]

[modest wadi]

Air

[rapid mirage]

nope

good guess tho

[little pollen]

guardian angel?

a guess

[rigid sparrow]

no

[chilly vessel]

| || || |_

[lethal kelp]

e

[rapid mirage]

nope

hehe

[muted badger]

Your shadow?

[rapid mirage]

nada

[rapid mirage]

anymore guesses? 👀

[muted badger]

Ghost?

[rapid mirage]

no 👻 👀

are ghosts real? idk anyway

apparently my riddle i came up with at midnight stumped everyone

[muted badger]

The channel has turn into a riddle channel

[muted badger]

I have no idea, my brain hurt

[rapid mirage]

its oki 🥺🥺

want the answer?

[muted badger]

Sure

[rapid mirage]

emotions or feelings was the answer 😎

[muted badger]

Oh

[rapid mirage]

either one can work bc they're like synonyms

ya

lmao

[muted badger]

I will never think of that

[rapid mirage]

abstract riddle? 😎

i have another one, hopefully its easier

When filled, I'm lighter than air and fly. When empty, I fall. What am I? [Riddle]

[muted badger]

I will answer it but i have to go to school

[rapid mirage]

awww 😔, i also have school so its alright

[little pollen]

lmao

[little pollen]

a bubble?

[rapid mirage]

nope but you're close ish 👀

[little pollen]

[rapid mirage]

hehe

[little pollen]

air?

[modest wadi]

A Ballon

[rapid mirage]

yesssss 😎

🎈

[modest wadi]

Let's goo!!😎

[rapid mirage]

:D

[vapid mist]

Why is air air?

Good to know

[little pollen]

Air is a mixture of gases, 78% nitrogen and 21% oxygen with traces of water vapor, carbon dioxide, argon, and various other components. We usually model air as a uniform (no variation or fluctuation) gas with properties that are averaged from all the individual components. Any gas has certain properties that we can detect with our senses. The values and relations of the properties define the state of the gas.

this was nasa don't blame me

[vapid mist]

potato

[rapid mirage]

big brain time

[nimble parrot]

Boats are just reverse bathtubs

[dapper folio]

[muted badger]

A man rode into town on Tuesday, and left two days later on Tuesday. How so?

Riddle

[white crown]

Time travel?

[muted badger]

Nope

[eager relic]

oh good one

[rapid mirage]

:D

[eager relic]

his horse's name was tuesday

[rapid mirage]

dang it

i was just gonna type that

[muted badger]

Yes

[eager relic]

haha sorry

[rapid mirage]

sidney is stealing from old bright side riddles or something lmao (/j)

if u know what bright side is, im sorry

lmao

[eager relic]

no what is it

[rapid mirage]

idk if they're still around, but it's basically a youtube content farm where the company has like 5 channels and publishes so much just to make money..also the videos are just poorly made and have no purpose..but i remember watching them awhile back and seeing those riddles so- yeah thats that

kinda scummy but yanno

money is money

[eager relic]

ohh okay

[rapid mirage]

anyway

um

@muted badger tell us another riddle

[eager relic]

can i?

[muted badger]

Sure

[rapid mirage]

:D

[eager relic]

what has a mouth, but cannot talk; has eyes but cannot see; has a mouth but cannot speak; and has arms but cannot use them?

[rapid mirage]

hmm

[eager relic]

btw i made it up so its a different answeer than the ones ppl usually say

[rapid mirage]

someone that's paralyzed from the top down lmao (ik that's probably not right but)

and blind, ig

lmaooo

[eager relic]

lmao nope

[rapid mirage]

i figured

idk tho, maybe a toy doll or something ?

[eager relic]

nope

[rapid mirage]

dang

[eager relic]

but a rlly good guess

[muted badger]

Water?

[eager relic]

nope

[rapid mirage]

hmm

im stumped and tired

even tho its 4:30pm

[eager relic]

do you guys give up?

[muted badger]

I was about to said shadow

[eager relic]

nope

[muted badger]

Ik

[rapid mirage]

shadow mouths? 👀

lmao

[eager relic]

same time zone

[rapid mirage]

ayee

[muted badger]

Me too

[eager relic]

lmao

[rapid mirage]

:D

est squad

[eager relic]

so do you guys give up?

[muted badger]

I can't answer this riddle and doing hw at the same time

[rapid mirage]

oof lmao

i give up so

[eager relic]

lmao okay

so its

an idol

but a doll works too so

[rapid mirage]

:D

i see now

like a statue thing

[muted badger]

Same

[rapid mirage]

ig

[eager relic]

yeah

[rapid mirage]

nice

i have a riddle

I am inside you, working at all times. My true form is one way, but I am usually shown in another. What am I? [Riddley riddle]

[eager relic]

hm

[rapid mirage]

hm

[muted badger]

Emotions

[eager relic]

ohh

[rapid mirage]

hey that was my last riddle answer, but no

[eager relic]

oh

[muted badger]

Yea but the answer also fix for this

[rapid mirage]

i mean i could see it

not what i was thinking tho 😎

[eager relic]

is it your brain?

[rapid mirage]

no but you're close

[eager relic]

oh

[rapid mirage]

hehe

[eager relic]

hint?

[rapid mirage]

idek what to give as a hint lmao

[eager relic]

so its a part of your body?

[rapid mirage]

idk is it 👀 i cant tell hehehe

use the riddle to guide u? lol

[eager relic]

maybe that could be your hint

[rapid mirage]

i mean it says it in the riddle so? be magic and solve the riddle

:D

[eager relic]

lmao these emojis are so random

[eager relic]

lol

[rapid mirage]

it happens

[muted badger]

Knowledge?

[rapid mirage]

incorrect

lmao

[eager relic]

when youre pregnant and have a baby

jk

[rapid mirage]

lmao-

no

[eager relic]

aw man well i have to go so ig ill see later

[rapid mirage]

i gotta go too so its oki

[eager relic]

stomach?

[rapid mirage]

nope lol

[eager relic]

can i give up now?

[rapid mirage]

my bad i didnt see the reply

[rapid mirage]

the answer is the heart

[muted badger]

Oh

[eager relic]

oh its okay

[eager relic]

oh

[rapid mirage]

lmao

[eager relic]

thats a good one

[rapid mirage]

ty

[muted badger]

I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released; yet I am used by almost everybody. What am I?

Riddle

[rapid mirage]

ummm, im stupid lmao

[muted badger]

Lol 😂

[eager relic]

gold?

[muted badger]

Nope

[eager relic]

silver?

[muted badger]

Nope

[eager relic]

im also stupid

[muted badger]

@rapid mirage @eager relic do you want the answer for the riddle?

[eager relic]

yes pls

[rapid mirage]

sure

[muted badger]

It was a pencil lead

[eager relic]

oh

[rapid mirage]

ohh

lmao

[eager relic]

Rough and gray as rock,
I'm plain as plain can be.
But hidden deep inside there's great beauty in me.
(Riddly diddly )

[errant isle]

gray?

[eager relic]

the colour

[errant isle]

grey stained glass minecraft

[eager relic]

uh no

[muted badger]

oyster

[eager relic]

yess

[manic yew]

Nice

[potent kettle]

a.

[west iron]

no balls

message deleted moment

[rapid mirage]

it happens

[muted badger]

What has four legs like a dog, two eyes like a dog, looks just like a dog but is not a dog?

Riddle

[eager relic]

two dogs?

[muted badger]

No

[pseudo thicket]

Wolf?

[muted badger]

No