#🗿・memes
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When you need one win to LL
when MP1 randomly becomes MP2
a9 physics at its best
better 😃
me when
gacha
horribly old overriced meme i got
A9 in 2023
Darn
Everyone: TD suck
TD in reality:
True Story
My best recent memes 👏 enjoy!
Sometimes...
There is 1 imposter in a card pack 🤔👀
Mean while in Nintendo Switch Carrera GT SE
Memes during Full Throttle Season
back when the gt3rs was first released
Perfectly fine
Same energy
When Asphalt 9 having fishing minigame
some bug that happend right now
me:
thx🥲
now plz leave me
police: i need packup i control him right now
me:
press quit button no way
YOO since when was this a channel
Police in A9 have new way to stop you!!!
Spot the difference
why did i spent 30mins doing this 
Huracan users when they see a faster car pass them in platinum league
Ghost Slipstream be like
Corvette-19
Symptoms:
- Often KD in MP more than twice
- Only using Corvette GS in Gold, Platinum, and Legend league
If you experience any of the above symptoms, contact Gameloft Costumer Care immediately
Lancer is always our king
Vulcan't
This meme ain't funny anymore, gl stop 🛑
meme
Keyhunt in a nutshell
New season experience
My 1st meme:
All Hail King Lancer
A9 technical team & the bug matter
OMG!!! i just got the best reward in the whole of A9!! the priceless 1 
The moment when u already knew what you'll get
*laughs like Tom Cruise
Contributors:
Apex,GS pic = @tiny sparrow
Evo pic = @lean bone
Be scared
Normal day in MP
td nabs
sorry for low quality
Can I post this here? 🥴
New Track leaked
F2P players in 2021
Effective strategy
Credit : Yuri Ishida
SC18 Middle Class (Change my mind)
Tom Cruise laugh part 2
(c) RLM krypton
When you take corvette too serious 
These people need to change their minds
thats really mine
i dont stealed that
day of the earth mp be like
Asphalt 9 X Billie Eilish confirmed
old screen, based on a true story
pic by @past estuary
how fast does it run out?
Earth day MP in a nutshell
I made it by myself
Game loft: beat 43 seconds with one star touchdrive
Me: challenge accepted
How to get
101
why they had to add H2 Speed to MP2? 
Credits to @pastel valve for the DS-E Tense drop
In Normal MP: Mitsubishi Lancer is King (🥴)
Meanwhile in Earth MP:-
What the A9 Devs have been doing behind the scenes
Me : MP spam GS and EVOS
The car :
Alfieri is sad
Reeee
Me with touch drive
GL after changing mp reward rotation
🇫
terrible joke that i shouldnt have laughed at when it happened in realtime
Idk my brain hurts
Me who need 2 F8 blrs to 2* after sending 4k tokens Just to get aventador 
GL:
#ReturnOldMPRewards
When you only need one blueprint to maximize your car, but the rewards in MP have been changed
gl’s opinion
Grand prix in a nutshell (got credit only)
I am sorry🤪 😅
Specially My parents 🙂
lets be honest..
Bill.
GL: Perform 8 stunts to get 15 token,
Me:
Noob's first time in Italian MP be like :
GP fact
Very bad for me
There's 1 impostor Asphalt 9
I had to do it
an imposter among us
Me in a9 flexing channel after 6* Chiron!
This meme was made by TD Gang
using mp huracans only again
People in MP2: Imola is most spammed car
Meanwhile in my lobby :
Gl announces points loss cap in mp!!
Gl discussing Italian season 1 mp2
MP1: giving gs bp in gold league
Me who reach platinum league with golden gs
When you see it
(J50 is a featured Car in today event 🤔?)
Gameloft logic 
I can't 100% the first career chapter without it
d r i p
...
Lesss gooooo
it is what it is
Whatsapp car
Whatsapp car
me watching ad packs
Reason: bypass swear filter
Reason: bypass swear filter
When A9 player play Valorant
rare sighting of the rock training for tilt-to-steer for his Samsung smart fridge.
old meme.
well you could count this as a meme
(credits to necro for the clip)

team work 👍
Lessss gooooo🤣 
We shall see...
🛢️
Ban Clauwudia XD
This server is English only.
Meanwhile Asphalt Team member ⬇️
For those people have complete ds3
Gameloft Logic
Now if you guys excuse me ima unlock and star up my tokens
Ever happened?
Lancer, gs and huracan joke are overused
**Valorant Player can understand **
Doing Good in practice, Then RIP in Final Rounds attempts
Images taken moments before disaster
||jk lol it landed into the cleanest backflip of my life||
let's see
- New king is Leaf.
2.When i ask parents to give me money for lvn key
Emmmmmmmn
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Don't know who made it...but made me laugh 😂
Tier 5 in a nutshell.
i didn't have good ideas about asphalt 9 memes 
players complain about the random wrecks caused by unexpected additional jump.
GL :
(Please ignore the blue Chinese words )
Wowwww
this might be wrong to switch users, i apologize

Big F to us
when i see this track
Corvette gs petting

#FixMPServers
🐾 CAR HUNT 🐾
Uh, oh, I smell POOP! That's right, the Poop Hunt for this week is for the Chevrolet Pooplette Grand Poop!
Jesko being petpet
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/838631348650377226/839854101466841108/ZomboMeme_06052021202007.jpg Drama in Windows Asphalt 9
Chatting with my teammates

Both 3 have both RUF and Porsche and no one cares about it.. smh
You says that you have a bad day? Oooh, you’re very very wrong...
based on a true story
I got bored while waiting for my tickets to refill
hmm.
This relatable?
How can his even possible?
Invisi-rims?
By the stats
^
And then there's a group of people who adore Lancer
based on the recent memes
When the track is sus
That is Siren Head in case you don't know : The horror game
Asphalt 8 exhaust pipe logic vs asphalt 9 exhaust pipe logic 🧐
sounded waay better in my head but ok..
Never ending list of tricks. 😓
When you're at Legend League
Yea, that's normal for MP
Bruh how?
Reason: banned emote/reaction read pinned messages for more information
Lol (Yes, more asphalt logic
)
1v1 rewards:
freshly imported from japan
What if??
Uh oh
why is this even a thing
Guys, stop being insane pepegas with the Regera's exhaust location.. 🤦♂️
Reason: no self-advertising
@round fable just happened to me in 1v1 😅
A9 com be like
No idea if this was posted here before lol
my journey when I first downloaded asphalt 9 when i only have 30 
I won in this game
Finally, 2 star 488 EVO
Why you shouldn't let your child play asphalt 9
lyken
auldi
Time to cry
Rekt
Bruh.
Instagram

Again
Many minutes later...
Nani?!
📞
how to get shockwave

when the cayman has been knocked by another player
When cars are suspicious.
life is good when you aren't
Choose the odd one out
looks the pack wont give me the legendary one🥲
This is not a meme
Who is Hot (Car)?
Well I am learning so yea
what's going on with my roma and other roma?
My first meme
360s lovers: YES!!
when you want to become Spiderman but on parent pressure you become a Racer
Hmmm
Other a9 players: *flexing GS epics from the latest car hunt riot
Me: *skipped the riot because it's useless
If A9 has club member donation mode
.
Yoooo
You have been Gamelofted in Shen Comix
Minecraft 9: Legends
Oh my god, I can't wait to unlock the Porsche KOENIGSEGG JESKO!! 😱
I have seen many people saying that they will quit Asphalt 9 when Racing Master is released so I guess this is the end of Asphalt 9 I may quit as well
Nah not really
Racing master: *exists
A9:
bruh
Everyone: A
Gameloft:
Fr
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be
Gl (adds a new car)
Players:
Asphalt 9 community when they see a legend pass special event
congrats! here's ur reward
Since the emojis came I never saw these two 
credits to avengersman (reddit)
this could count as a meme
bow to the king
introducing cursed car hunts!
damn he's thick
Well....the tagged meme seems to be absolutely right
Whatsapp car

Someone made a joke about Tokens as Bps. So here it is
Reactions go brrrr
(Weird champ this post to death)
WhatsApp Car 😎😎😎
🤨 same user?
hmmm
Fat jesko
not mine but i do like the nice racers
Hey, my PC can fire Nitro now... Wait...
payn
don't delete plz
instant crash
Players' sincere voice :
d a m n h e t h i c c
think, tuatara, think!!
When you think your good at Asphalt then a new car comes out
Haha YouTube car go brrrrrrr
When you are stuck for no reason :
Well it is gone now
When your club has a cool name but no one is ever active
miata is a meme d o n t q u e s t i o n i t

thicc speedtail
"The Master" ironically
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definitely not stolen from @tender rock
Ok but permission was granted so yea
YouTube at 1am be like
Here we go again
No words, pretty much self explaining
gameloft: does anything
the entire asphalt 9 playerbase:
Bad Edit but OK.
JFF (Just For Fun)
Normal day in legend league
People in Ghost SS In legend league
*used f12df for the 1st time in ss
Me - :pleading:
JFF 2.0
Asphalt 9: *rolls out new update
Me: *downloads and plays it
Moments later
2020/2021 be like 
Just watched "Lamborghini Season Update Trailer" for Switch, then this:
Police lancer POGGERS
That would be sick
bugattis in a9 be like:
I hate pollution
Repost With Edit
made with ms paint and my trash ms paint skills
Reason: bypass through image
w i d e L V N
Repost but I change a bit
Ghost slipstream be like:
When u kill two cars in mp (sc18 survived)
^
Civic and i8:
Hmmmm.
Rarest car
ghost slipstream be like
Time to join the world
xd
oh no
LVN is not the king (repost)
RIP Skills
Only way to beat nitro pollution
The problems I want more of in Asphalt 9
9sphalt A: endsLeg
Lamghini Veno
bugatti lancer superfast gt
You must know what is anthropocene
find the yellow imposter
Asphalt 9 players before winners are announced:
🥳 🥺 hey I will be really happy and thankful if I got regera bps I really need it my english isnt good so please I love you uwu owo 😍 🥰 😘
Asphalt 9 players when they dont win:
When I don't win the quiz
POV: you find out the TSR-S’s spoiler doesn’t move while taking turns
a9 club logos can create a masterpiece
Yay
Grand prix in a nutshell
i mean... yeah
evoroach
Asphalt 9 4K Graphics
My disappointment is immeasurable.
Waiting for european season update be like
lol
Multiplayer, but all my opponents are using TD :
GL: MP lobby is 8 player.
Also GL:
Update: releases
The issues channels:
screenshot took in general, and mtmguy gets credit for being in the screenshot I guess
Another difference:
Another difference (2) :
almost 3 min only in 1st lap, looks like everyone is getting 360ed by everyone.
Bruh
The reason why you shouldn't expect asphalt 9 to be bug free
Porsche 911 Gt1 deserves a damn mask
cough cough blokada cough
Like when you have the best cars, but you're a touchdriver:
Their time has come.
CTTO
When trion nemesis is sus
I'm some kind of IE bcs everyone wrote about this a couple days ago
Hommage is king (I made this picture six months ago.)
The king
Lmao, A9 in comic?
Look! 😂😂
Jamal speaks the truth
🤢
Aah **** here we go again
call me whale
V12SCSV12
Reason: banned emote
Reason: banned emote
Reason: banned emote
Reason: banned emote
Reason: banned emote
Reason: banned emote
Mee6 out here posting mad memes ngl
y me tho
what have i done wrong 😢
im guessing an emote just got banned, im posting this to not get my message deleted (i found it on Chrome ok) (ik its stolen -_-)
Asphalt 9
3DS e-tense
Photos not mine
okay
Divo in A9 got unfair treatment
How does this make sense??
POV: You've unlocked the first car
Hi legends, how are you today? I just wanna show a reason why i hate asphalt 9 special event style. May i show you these pictures
You mean play store on Android?
Just some fresh stolen memes
I got some Z4
how is that even meme
@crimson osprey You can try the Continental GT3 for free
This meme not related to other memes xd
Reason: banned reaction
Reason: banned reaction
Reason: bypass through reactions
credits to @faint sierra
McLaren Tail
Who is the impostor among us?
Cheers to those that are stuck too
More meme by bot
BMW CSL in asphalt 8:😍
BMW CSL in asphalt 9 😐
my position is 6666
King of class D 🤣🤣🤣
Literally every meme has a moyai reaction
When ur gf says she's home alone
Haha
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be
ik looks kinda bad 😒
Your sadness is over, stop crying
Me going to unlock Bentley but...
gameloft being high 
Btw that’s my Roma
W12 says Hi
Same energy (ik its not asphalt related but still i found it funny)
Stolen from general yesterday 🤣
3 days left...
Can this be a meme?
The Big Bentley™ in its full power
"GS - GS high five"
Old Gameloft vs Current Gameloft
