🪄・off-topic

[supple lagoon]

Why did six run away from seven?

[knotty mesa]

7 8 9

[supple lagoon]

Yes, but why did seven eat nine?

[knotty mesa]

Hungry

[supple lagoon]

Because seven’s doctor told him he needed to eat three squared meals a day

[wary heart]

✨ 🐊 ✨

[knotty mesa]

Nice

[crisp yew]

I decided to sell my vacuum...

It was only collecting dust.

courtesy of r/dadjokes

[knotty mesa]

Someone tell me a rlly funny joke

[wary heart]

✨ your love life ✨

[supple lagoon]

a rlly funny joke

[crisp yew]

oh
oh my guoaiuoyieso

[knotty mesa]

It’s funny cuz u wouldn’t think a harem is possible

[crisp yew]

😔

[knotty mesa]

And ur right it’s not

[wary heart]

I'm still creasing remembering it

[crisp yew]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7QVut6I6Bk

[tawdry creek]

harem is possible

if you believe it is

[knotty mesa]

I believe that one day I will get a harem

[tawdry creek]

same

[crisp yew]

Harem properly refers to domestic spaces that are reserved for the women of the house in a Muslim family. This private space has been traditionally understood as serving the purposes of maintaining the modesty, privilege, and protection of women
i do not comprehend

[wary heart]

✨ haram ✨

Haram

Haram

[knotty mesa]

XDDDD

[wary heart]

✨ HARAM ✨

[knotty mesa]

Lmao

Ight stop

He gets it

Or she

[wary heart]

I was talking about you

[amber tapir]

abu#0868 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[wary heart]

Your wishes are ✨ haram ✨

[crisp yew]

pls explain, brain not functioning

[knotty mesa]

It’s not called harem it’s haram

Double a

H(a)r(a)m

[wary heart]

, harem is when like a lot of girls like one boy or something

[crisp yew]

forbidden or proscribed by Islamic law. wha

[wary heart]

And as a Muslim, thats haram

[wary heart]

Correcto

[crisp yew]

e

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/269920226102083595/795822240188203068/video0.mp4

[knotty mesa]

Flashing lights

Doesn’t wanna trigger something to someone

[wary heart]

( anime ) harem is when more than three i think girls like you or are in some sort of relationship with you, and as a Muslim, that haram unless you are married to them @crisp yew

@knotty mesa is moving haram

[crisp yew]

ah

[knotty mesa]

Don’t watch if u don’t wanna see some stuff

[wary heart]

U forced me.

[knotty mesa]

Hehe

[wary heart]

On the bus.

[knotty mesa]

Hehe

[wary heart]

On the way to the chicken shop.

[knotty mesa]

Better run better run

[wary heart]

Yea you should

[crisp yew]

He’s coming

Better run

[wary heart]

Aah!

[knotty mesa]

I like his toes

[wary heart]

There goes your toe fetish

[knotty mesa]

What

[crisp yew]

I like his jacket

[knotty mesa]

I don’t have a toe fetish

[crisp yew]

Hoodie, I mean

[wary heart]

I like his floofy hair

[knotty mesa]

Yh it’s nice

[wary heart]

Thats what you want us to think

[knotty mesa]

Acc stop

[crisp yew]

Proto is very cool and good

[wary heart]

Sorry. :/

[knotty mesa]

Stop spreading lies abt me

[wary heart]

okay fine.

[wary heart]

agweed

[knotty mesa]

Cry

[wary heart]

Why

[knotty mesa]

Nae nae

[wary heart]

I mean I'll cry anyways, I haven't done two months worth of a level work, and tomorrow is gonna be hard so..

[crisp yew]

Oof

[fair night]

😦

[crisp yew]

The important thing is to start doing the work. Maybe just work on a small part of what you need to do? It gets a lot easier once you start working

[knotty mesa]

Me when I see my test results

[wary heart]

Yes, thats my plan, im defo gonna do that, and for maths, I will just practice questions because maths is alot about practicing exam style questions

[wary heart]

U did good in computing

[knotty mesa]

THEY gave me a grade b

I didn’t get b

I got highest grade

And the other two second highest grades

[wary heart]

✨ bri'ish educashion system for ya ✨

[knotty mesa]

Clapped like bozos hair

[wary heart]

Bojo u mean

[faint dragon]

Boing

[crisp yew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/269989625991397377/795814644970946590/image0-70.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/269989625991397377/795820683263213568/8myo1qm6qe961.png

[wary heart]

I have no dollar

[crisp yew]

me neither ;-;

[wary heart]

✨ yay twinning ✨

[knotty mesa]

Good night

O ya suminosai

[wary heart]

Ur sleeping now?

✨ good night ✨

[crisp yew]

how inverted is your sleep schedule

[wary heart]

um I um well

ahaha..

whats a sleep schedule...

[crisp yew]

Scott

[crisp yew]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYNF9AWCcEo

[scarlet urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/gordon-ramsey-rage-angry-lamb-sauce-hells-kitchen-gif-9451829

[faint dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/sans-mad-gif-11433656

[mental harbor]

saw it today in a Delearship in the City 😅

[knotty valve]

so uh

you just

walked into the dealer to take a pic

and then left

[crisp yew]

nice

[faint dragon]

physical school 🤮

this happens at least once a week

[crisp yew]

darn. what country is this school in?

[mental harbor]

lel no, it's taken from the outside, it just i took it very close to the windshield 😆

[knotty valve]

ohhh

i only see the reflection after you pointed it out

[mental harbor]

in the 1st image, the port on the back its the reflection, but it kinda looks like it's really there 😆

[knotty valve]

yeah lol

[mental harbor]

which is funny, cause if i shown this image instead, it would been more obvious

😆

[flat ridge]

whats the black one in the back?

[mental harbor]

ah, its this one

[flat ridge]

oh ok

[mental harbor]

a 620s, a 720s and a GT

[flat ridge]

damn

what city is this

[mental harbor]

Buenos Aires

its just, the Rich Part though 😆

[flat ridge]

oh that's cool

[crisp yew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/754488572786114610/795591096234541086/image0.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/269989625991397377/795849308754280448/tyg57aheec961.jpg

[flat ridge]

it looks like he's having sex with the mouse

cough

[serene galleon]

Why does the mouse look like his you know what

[mental harbor]

ah neat, you completely ruined the image

thanks

😆

[flat ridge]

bruh

[crisp yew]

it all depends on perspective

[flat ridge]

i see what i see

[crisp yew]

and oh boy do you have a twisted one

[flat ridge]

LOL

[mental harbor]

lmao 😆

[flat ridge]

why is chrome dead

youtube froze up, i closed it, and now it don't open

nvm there we go

[mental harbor]

lel, what

i was using it like.. 10secs ago 😆

[scarlet urchin]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/778630056389902337/793025464050515998/rainbowstickman.gif

[mental harbor]

T

[crisp yew]

he is too powerful

[serene galleon]

Is that supposed to be a gif that matches up with any song?

[mental harbor]

i wonder if it goes with the rhythm of any song

[flat ridge]

whips out some black metal

nope it doesn't

[mental harbor]

me: puts chillstep

[serene galleon]

I have music playing right now and I guess it does kind of

[mental harbor]

welp, for goddamn reason the song i put kinda matches with the gif at times wth

[crisp yew]

very cool

[patent knoll]

kk

btw

look what i found in the internet

that is very good drawing skills

👍

[knotty valve]

yes

hats acc really good

[crisp yew]

indeed it is

[knotty valve]

lol you could put any song over that vid and itd still be just as funny

[crisp yew]

i do wonder what the original audio was like

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463639889313923072/795805452478709780/unknown.png

boop

[flat ridge]

boop indeed

[high herald]

that aint drawing thats very good texturing and 3d impressionist skill

[teal frost]

https://tenor.com/view/otter-eating-animals-gif-5469934

[flat ridge]

yeah i'm pretty sure that drawing

aww otter

[crisp yew]

idk about you but that sure looks like somebody drew that on a piece of paper

[high herald]

bruh im an art major drawing has nothing to do with it

[flat ridge]

you're an art major

[serene galleon]

Am I playing cyberpunk 2077 or forza horizon 4?

[high herald]

cause it would look bad if the person couldnt make it look 3d

[teal frost]

Cyberforza

[crisp yew]

man draw very cool and good

[flat ridge]

that is literally drawing

[high herald]

na its not drawing is the outline

of the car

thassall

nothing more

[serene galleon]

Only second car I’ve ever driven that can do a good wheelie

[high herald]

the framework, but making it look 3d is in the shading

[flat ridge]

bruh

[high herald]

which isnt drawing

[crisp yew]

you still gotta draw to shade the outline..?

[flat ridge]

oh i am so sorry i used the wrong word to refer to the picture, i must have offended your so highly educated brain

[high herald]

oh no u didnt i just told u thats all

[flat ridge]

what's it effing matter what i call it

it's drawing, it's shading

[crisp yew]

why are we even arguing about this

[flat ridge]

man idk

[high herald]

i dont mind what you call it i was just telling you lmao

[flat ridge]

not really but ok

[teal frost]

Bugatti Chiron’s exhaust

[high herald]

looks like ur the one who got offended btw lmaoo

[crisp yew]

we have better things to do, like looking at this cool picture of a fox i found on the internet

[flat ridge]

not really offended, just annoyed

aw fox

shmee has the lykan and fenyr 👀

[tawdry creek]

bugatti never ceases to disappoint me

[high herald]

bruh the comment wasnt even to you in the beginning but irdc to be honest ig u just have to comment on everything and act like ur entitled to get annoyed

[high herald]

ikrrr

[flat ridge]

smh not gonna bother

[high herald]

ok......

anyone follow the nba?

[crisp yew]

i wonder what would happen if the chiron didnt include the exhaust on the sides

[tawdry creek]

lmao it's so obvious

[flat ridge]

wait are the middle ones FAKE

[tawdry creek]

yes

[flat ridge]

god

[crisp yew]

oh.

[flat ridge]

didn't know that

[crisp yew]

aw.

[scarlet urchin]

mo

[crisp yew]

darn

[tawdry creek]

finally a reason to hate on bugatti chiron

it's a joke

[high herald]

is it just me or does the vencer look a little to square on the back

it feels weird

[flat ridge]

yep

[high herald]

on jumps

[flat ridge]

and funky proportions all over

[high herald]

yeah but the speeds nice

only useful on slipstream

[high herald]

what garage lvl u at?

[tawdry creek]

too bad they didn't keep the original look

[flat ridge]

14 i think

ooh that looks good

[tawdry creek]

i like old sarthe

[flat ridge]

T.50?

[tawdry creek]

no

[high herald]

na this is the new one right?

loks way to diff

[crisp yew]

oh wow, the back really reminds me of the 812 superfast

[high herald]

looks

[tawdry creek]

that's the early concept of the vencer

i think idk

[flat ridge]

no it just looks like the T.50

[flat ridge]

yeah same taillights

actually yeah

[high herald]

i like this more than the valhalla

[tawdry creek]

kinda disagree, cause the t50 looks more like a porsche

while the early vencer looks more mclaren f1

[high herald]

more sleek

[teal frost]

Vencer Sarthe’s engine

[high herald]

hmm

[flat ridge]

plain but pretty

[fair night]

🙎

[teal frost]

According to Bladed Angel, this car used Corvette engine irl.

[flat ridge]

lots of these smaller ones do

[high herald]

tbh it looks less innovative than the audi a8's engine

[flat ridge]

arrinera too

[tawdry creek]

literally an f1 successor (in terms of looks)

[high herald]

yep but tuned differently

[tawdry creek]

@hollow gull dream comes true

[teal frost]

https://youtu.be/NYUI1MVj4tA

[crisp yew]

front also reminds me of the tesla roadster a bit

[hollow gull]

i can get sick of this chat too sometimes

[tawdry creek]

oh

but the vencer

[teal frost]

However, The Venom GT used Corvette engine but heavily tuned one.

[fair night]

Carrit

[teal frost]

Orange Tesla

[crisp yew]

car from 9 years ago

[flat ridge]

the REAL tesla roadster

[teal frost]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CJo35d4gBw_/?igshid=1udgr9woe9uin

[crisp yew]

ps2 themed case

[teal frost]

https://www.carbuyer.co.uk/news/161273/all-new-tesla-roadster-for-2020

Aw man

[knotty valve]

i assume thats the vencer sarthe

[tawdry creek]

yeah

[knotty valve]

the rear i can kinda accept

the headlights are horrendous tho

[tawdry creek]

okay then

personal preference

[knotty valve]

lol

what you like the new headlights

[tawdry creek]

that's not new

that's the prototype

[knotty valve]

ohh

well im glad they didnt go with the prototype

lol

[tawdry creek]

why you don't like it

[knotty valve]

mainly the front headlights

the overall shape of the car is fine

the rear is also okay

but the front headlights are just horrendous to me

[tawdry creek]

why

[knotty valve]

theyre way too large and look like if they wanted to remake the mclaren f1 but make it worse

[tawdry creek]

uhhhh

okay then

[knotty valve]

the size irks me

[tawdry creek]

ookaay

personal preference

[knotty valve]

yes

personal preference

you asked why so i just answered lmao

[tawdry creek]

mhm

[flat ridge]

@olive torrent advertising is against the rules

[hollow gull]

it's just beautiful

[tawdry creek]

it is

indeed

[flat ridge]

https://youtu.be/jaaR-z-vefI

[faint dragon]

what a scam

[fossil aurora]

Lmao

[faint dragon]

free vs paid

they are literally the same

furai has better handling, furai has worse ACC, and same top speed. So whats the difference of spending ont his car

[teal frost]

https://youtu.be/up1D6CKLb_Y

[vital flame]

fast boi

loud booi

[keen geyser]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=98aVc--kdPI&t=15s

It is done

[rich monolith]

Leaf a8 😳

[faint dragon]

leaf asphalt 8 is king 😳

my mathematics point: 7

hell yes

[hollow gull]

congrats

[faint dragon]

english point: 9

hell yes

[hollow gull]

of course

[faint dragon]

my literature point is the worst one here

5.5

oof

[crisp yew]

What about your science point

[faint dragon]

we don't have science

we have:

biology

chemistry

phyziks

[tawdry creek]

good for you

[crisp yew]

Very cool

[rotund cedar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-wZhENKTUI

this video should help

[faint dragon]

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/77081913

[exotic mica]

ima try and translate it manually

the newest mazda 3 tcr and idk wot dat

[tepid cedar]

the Mazda3 TCR is dead 😔

[faint dragon]

F

[exotic mica]

nvm i gib yp

[faint dragon]

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/86738645

[exotic mica]

typical way of being lazy

ye i failed

[faint dragon]

forgotten

[tepid cedar]

Damn

looks like a hot wheels

[faint dragon]

idk if it's official or it's just a really old render

[mental harbor]

it.. looks more like a, or else an Official Render car that never got to the Concept phase... or its just from an Independent Artist

[faint dragon]

ye

it's from 2006

[mental harbor]

ah ok, it was.. kinda official from Kia, but it was made by an Artist and then got left in the render phase for a cometition

kinda like Toyota Dream Car

[rough wing]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-wZhENKTUI

[faint dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/sans-mad-gif-11433656

[scarlet urchin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/716935398357467146/795793138748882964/image0-20.gif

[tawdry creek]

skelly

this is an og image

legendary

[teal cradle]

Idk
Looks tempered with to me

[tawdry creek]

just normal klee stuff

[tall crown]

ban

[faint dragon]

If you’re reading this, im right behind u, but don’t look or you’re cursed for life

[sterile violet]

Google Earth

[scarlet urchin]

Why?

[gilded gull]

The birb age is starting

[frosty belfry]

🅱️irb people

[scarlet urchin]

O🅱️ama

[keen geyser]

Reject Monke, Return to Birb

[crisp yew]

just finished lightmatter

what a game

[sterile violet]

Also in google earth

[tawdry creek]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CJnNJn1JTDP/?igshid=p6aync956q3h

@hollow gull

[hollow gull]

my fav gto

also

middle fingers are allowed now?

goddamn

[rich monolith]

LMAO

Middle finger 🤣

pic*

[tawdry creek]

i actually don't even know

guess they didn't notice it

cause they would warn me right away if that was the case

[fair flame]

The designer for DS3 probably came from a9c... I smell similar greed

[sterile violet]

🤔

[cerulean delta]

LMAO

normal day in France

[teal frost]

https://tenor.com/view/when-the-gif-18579489

[olive torrent]

https://youtu.be/3EN69bUNPE0

[spare oar]

Phones invades chat in

3

2

1

Gooooo

[faint dragon]

Lol

[spare oar]

Why it isn't happened?

[faint dragon]

i think i will buy the cheaper ipads

Idk 🤣

[crimson hazel]

buy the 2019 ipad air used

A12, starts at 64gb instead of 32gb

[rigid zephyr]

iphone 12 pro max is $2000+ here

[crimson hazel]

has a laminated screen, has a 10.5 inch screen instead of 10.2 inch

[spare oar]

In my country cost around €2000 how are $5000

[crimson hazel]

nobody is asking you to buy the iphone 12 pro max

the iphone 12/12 mini is just as powerful

the only compromise is 4gb ram instead of 6gb

[faint dragon]

Should i buy the 330$ ipad?

Does it worth it?

[crimson hazel]

no

[faint dragon]

Why

[crimson hazel]

buy the 2019 ipad air

[exotic mica]

k dis is cringe

[tawdry creek]

ew overpriced boxes

[exotic mica]

i need to buy nitro

[faint dragon]

How many dollars

[exotic mica]

for free nitro

then i cant even buy nitro

[rigid zephyr]

youtube a device if you want to see its performance

[crimson hazel]

search ipad air 3

[exotic mica]

how will i get free nitro

[faint dragon]

Oh ok

[crimson hazel]

or 2019 ipad air

[rigid zephyr]

same youtube premium plan 💯

[faint dragon]

It is not very expensive

1 dollar=1.70 manat

₼

[crimson hazel]

ummm

let me show you wht to look for

this

[faint dragon]

Oh okk

İt is cheap

[crimson hazel]

look out for these specs

A12 Bionic

3gb ram

the ones you see in the screenshots are not the right ons

[faint dragon]

Yes ik

[crimson hazel]

how much is it?

compared to the 2020 10.2 inch

[faint dragon]

1300₼

[teal frost]

https://youtu.be/_g5AG6cy6lk

[faint dragon]

notice how it says "burgring" in the end

[teal frost]

https://youtu.be/prW4Urq5kfU

[tawdry creek]

ah yes

quiet

[faint dragon]

that was the quiestest sound ever

i agree

[faint dragon]

is that nfs?

[hollow gull]

death

[faint dragon]

...

[teal frost]

yes

[faint dragon]

wow

i have to say

that cop can hear a butterfly's wing beat

[placid gull]

well

i had a lot of cars there

i rocked the s class mclaren gt a lot

[faint dragon]

lol

i had the silver lightning and devel sixteen for a long time

i wasnt THAT proud of the sixteen

[placid gull]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCRUw1yLrjo

maybe this helps?

im watching it right now

[gilded gull]

My best car was trion in a8

[faint dragon]

nice

its weird how GL classified the cars

up to b class its fine

and then, yea

[knotty mesa]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TVl9qR89bYk

I’m sorry if ur offended

[scarlet urchin]

It was so badly made, yet I laughed

[faint dragon]

@paper brook Why should they do that?

[paper brook]

Trust me bro
I am asking myself the same question

[livid laurel]

this video was scary!

[faint dragon]

yes

[livid laurel]

nice video

[faint dragon]

...

moving on

is Acura Japanese or American?

im confused

FH is saying its American, A9 is saying its Japanese

[tawdry creek]

Honda is Acura

Honda is JP and Acura is US

[faint dragon]

...

so

Acura is the US division of Honda, or either im wrong or its the other way round

[tawdry creek]

yes

like Toyota and Lexus

[faint dragon]

that makes sense

except Lexus is better

[hollow gull]

luxury division

[rich monolith]

. . .

[swift copper]

Nose

[willow niche]

therefore its japanese

[swift copper]

I just typed it with my nose

[limpid pollen]

try with your eyes ;)

[swift copper]

Nu

[knotty mesa]

I am meant to b in an online class

Hehe

[tawdry folio]

Long live the POGtador

[faint dragon]

@balmy brook https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKAmq-Ep1A4 here u are

[balmy brook]

Oooh... I really love the smooth vibe the song has

[faint dragon]

indeed, relates to my mood somehow

[teal frost]

Volvo and Polestar too

[hollow gull]

Nissan and Datsun

[faint dragon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsCoPpINYQo if u like smooth vibes then i guess you will also like this, just a lil more upbeat

[balmy brook]

#relatable af, they're seriously hardcore 🤣

[tawdry creek]

Xnonymouz and Sukairain

[hollow gull]

Clysmz and Galaxiee

hell yeah

they are hardcore

words can't hurt me no more

[tawdry creek]

same

[faint dragon]

i'm not hardcore tho lol

just chilling

[tawdry creek]

cause i come from an asian family

[faint dragon]

huh same

[hollow gull]

me too

we're all asian

[faint dragon]

pog

[hollow gull]

im sorry but like

that gorilla

looks a lot like

[faint dragon]

not kidding why that gorilla looks like me lol 🤣

[teal frost]

same

[hollow gull]

vsvdjsdv

don cheadle gorilla

[teal frost]

https://youtu.be/TwJaELXadKo

[faint dragon]

the thumbnail is 🔥

[tawdry creek]

captain planet is actually me

[hollow gull]

i love that video lmao

[tawdry creek]

i created the tree

[hollow gull]

you turn people into tree

[tawdry creek]

i do

[hollow gull]

that's how the vietnamese repopulate

[faint dragon]

@hollow gull indeed

[amber tapir]

clown energy#2929 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[hollow gull]

aaaaa

[faint dragon]

why stupid things look like me lol

not even kidding 🤣

[teal frost]

Walter

[untold willow]

!warn meme

[amber tapir]

Invalid command usage, try using it like:
!warn [member] (optional reason)

Arguments:
member: User mention (@User)
reason: Text (may include spaces)

[hollow gull]

what

[teal frost]

https://tenor.com/view/weird-champ-weird-champ-pogchamp-pog-gif-13780848

[scarlet urchin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/344455284900757505/796007835292008458/seth_meme.png

[cinder path]

@regal mulch ok next

[empty flower]

can anyone tell me what trick did i just do here?

[cinder path]

lmao @clear panther @regal mulch

i been playing for 1 year @clear panther

bruh @regal mulch

i dont have huayra

lel

king lancer

is it lagging

oh ok

[faint dragon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB6b_cYJifY better than alcohol

[cinder path]

i am 14 too lol @clear panther

where u from i am from India

[rich monolith]

man

[scarlet urchin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/419288684014075904/795963574530473994/Lowlyproctorkangaroo_24e99b_8182485.png

[cinder path]

oh ok @clear panther

[clear panther]

why r u muted btw?

[cinder path]

i dont have mic lel 😅

[clear panther]

f

[cinder path]

my pc is weak

kek

[clear panther]

i have laptop

_

[cinder path]

same

i meant laptop

[clear panther]

_*

[cinder path]

if you have yt channel upload there

then share lnk

[scarlet urchin]

Hrnghh, Colonel, I'm trying to sneak around, but I'm too dummy thicc, and the clap of my back cheeks keep alerting the guards

[cinder path]

whats you upload speed @clear panther ?

your voice is lagging i can estimate 😂

my net speed is good but my pc is weak lel @clear panther

[clear panther]

holy

[amber tapir]

Aaron-#9743 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[cinder path]

oof

😅

doesnt matter lel

ok

[untold nacelle]

[scarlet urchin]

c

[untold nacelle]

u

[scarlet urchin]

m

[gilded gull]

😳

[crisp yew]

😔

[scarlet urchin]

y r u geh?

[untold nacelle]

no

[scarlet urchin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/750409706568417364/796032717518012456/catbaka.gif

[crisp yew]

https://twitter.com/_Plive/status/1346476603308560384?s=20

Plive but slightly less threatening 🐊 (@_Plive)

synth @kazzyboii

Retweets

117

Likes

489

Twitter · Jan 5, 2021, 3:20 PM

[scarlet urchin]

big boi

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/368708927485116418/796036608120979497/fyedizgfzf961.png

[faint dragon]

https://twitter.com/FerrariConnois1/status/1346461801588944896?s=20

Ferrari Connoisseur (@FerrariConnois1)

This is the Ferrari F150 Tensostruttura concept seen in the Ferrari museum in Maranello. Designed in 2011 in-house with no mention of Pininfarina it is one of the designs rejected and beaten out by the Ferrari LaFerrari.

Twitter · Jan 5, 2021, 2:21 PM

[scarlet urchin]

Farari

[untold nacelle]

tensostruturra

[flat ridge]

F150?

[faint dragon]

ye

[scarlet urchin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/419288684014075904/795920662375825459/Im_insain.png

[edgy mural]

water plant

[faint dragon]

lava plant

[teal frost]

https://tenor.com/view/what-is-cringe-doge-car-dogs-driving-gif-16467752

[flat ridge]

me n the bois

[crisp yew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/269989625991397377/796016002906456114/20210105_060311.jpg

puro got drip

[hearty island]

https://youtu.be/gU-MJELwvMA

[crisp yew]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHjpiHjOLxM

[flat ridge]

https://youtu.be/4RjI-epZhHQ

[rigid zephyr]

giv

[crisp yew]

y is there a spoon next to the sandwich

are you going to eat the sandwich with a spoon

[wary heart]

sooooo I have statistics homework that I did not know about, due tomorrow, along with a few units that we were aPpArEnTlY supposed to learn ourselves and im im just disjsksndhsk because I didnt know ✨ yay ✨

[crisp yew]

statistics?? im taking statistics so maybe i could try

[faint dragon]

Stats are cancer

[wary heart]

ok ok I will ask for help if I get stuck but I have to have dinner soon so if you're still free then, ill ask ✨ tyy ✨

[supple lagoon]

I don’t mean to be toxic or anything, but-

[crisp yew]

ok, what tier are you in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZhWA6F5LLE

[supple lagoon]

I have no clue how to find out... so yes.
And yeah I’m aware there’s like- thousands of others that have times way smaller than mine. I’m just enjoying this while I can lol

[crisp yew]

understandable lol

[supple lagoon]

I’m still qualifying

I just found out about the thing, how long was it going on for?

[crisp yew]

idk

[supple lagoon]

I’ll just call it safe and say that I’m in tier 5

[vapid tangle]

https://twitter.com/PlayStation/status/1346487063957352453?s=19

PlayStation (@PlayStation)

January’s PlayStation Now additions let you race across the U.S., colonize Mars, and lead a society through inhospitable cold. More details: https://t.co/aKIdPoBpAR

Retweets

168

Likes

2192

Twitter · Jan 5, 2021, 4:01 PM

[crisp yew]

incredible

[hot void]

Is this edit any good?

[crisp yew]

where is the edit

[faint dragon]

Which edit is it?

[hot void]

You cant tell?

[amber tapir]

Dreamtraveler💫#2494 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[hot void]

Lol

[faint dragon]

No seriously I can't!

[hot void]

I changed the music

[faint dragon]

You were racing that's all

[faint dragon]

Oh, yes yes. okay

[hot void]

I changed the music, which isnt even in the game

Think it should so i edited it in

[supple lagoon]

I could go with that..

But I turned the music off so I don’t really have a say lol

[faint dragon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-wZhENKTUI

@white flint

[white flint]

38s

[faint dragon]

Bruh

Yummy

[supple lagoon]

I wanna buy a box of thin-EEEEEE...

[hasty grotto]

😅

[hasty grotto]

😪

[fair night]

Selp

[knotty mesa]

send help?

[hallow pumice]

Hello, I am help

[hasty grotto]

🤔

[crisp yew]

hi help, im dad

[supple lagoon]

Hi dad, I’m dad.

[crisp yew]

Hi dad I’m dad

[wary heart]

@crisp yew are you good with statistical distributions?

[crisp yew]

i know what a z score is, so i guess i can try

[wary heart]

we haven't come across "z score"

So im not entirely sure of what you are referring to there

[tepid cedar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPh7MAQFeH8

[crisp yew]

ok nvm dont worry about it

yes i can try statistical distributions

[wary heart]

hol up, let me try and try the questions I might be able to do, and then ill ask you, because some of them are to do with this large data spread booklet thing we got that you might not have gotten so

Un momento

[wary heart]

@crisp yew can you do binomial distribution?

[crisp yew]

not sure..

can u send the question?

[teal frost]

https://youtu.be/dXhRq5z9qK4

[faint dragon]

Guys

[mental harbor]

Womans

🤔

[faint dragon]

I hit 50 subscribers today

[mental harbor]

what happens in Jan 7?

[faint dragon]

Well, Pake left on January 1st so I have no other reason to be here honestly

On January 7th I leave the server

[supple lagoon]

I probably shouldn’t laugh... but lmao 😂

[faint dragon]

I meant to leave on the 2nd but I still haven’t sent friend requests to some people

Also

https://youtu.be/4R1tQ90vM9M

This video earned me my 50th sub

[knotty mesa]

Nice 👍

[willow sinew]

😳

[cerulean delta]

https://youtu.be/kXOu_rt4_T8

[serene galleon]

You speedrun?

Minecraft?

What is rsg

What is your best time? And what place are you on speedrun.com?

Hello?

[wary heart]

Apparently so

[wary heart]

Apparently so

Best time might be 33:28 idk

[serene galleon]

I should try speed running it

I’d probably get like 2 hours though

[wary heart]

You won't know if you don't try

[serene galleon]

Also get bored and turn off the game half way through

[cerulean delta]

@serene galleon best time Currently is 33:28, and somewhere around 300th place

[serene galleon]

Not bad

[wary heart]

yes thats a possible scenario

[cerulean delta]

RSG = Random Seed Glitchless

It means that I play on a random seed, and I can’t use any glitches

[serene galleon]

Oh ok

I’m gonna try it

Today

[cerulean delta]

👍

Do you play on java or bedrock?

[serene galleon]

Java

I use Tlauncher

[cerulean delta]

Same here, that’s much better for speedrunning

[serene galleon]

Tlauncher is the best one to use

It’s free and just as compatible with official launchers

You can even get snapshots

[cerulean delta]

Oh, I use default

[serene galleon]

I’ve only ever bought Minecraft once and that was pocket edition

I started playing at probably 8 years old

I still remember the first time playing it

[hot void]

Can you guys give me songs yall think should be in asphalt 10:Suspense

[serene galleon]

There’s an asphalt 10?

[hot void]

No

[serene galleon]

Oh

Fan made?

[hot void]

Unleee its this

[serene galleon]

Lol

[cerulean delta]

Lmao

[hot void]

But should i

[crisp yew]

com·prise
/kəmˈprīz/
Learn to pronounce
verb
verb: comprise; 3rd person present: comprises; past tense: comprised; past participle: comprised; gerund or present participle: comprising

consist of; be made up of.

[hot void]

Hmm is it a good title?

I dunno

[cerulean delta]

as·phalt
/ˈasfôlt/
Learn to pronounce
noun
a mixture of dark bituminous pitch with sand or gravel, used for surfacing roads, flooring, roofing, etc.

[crisp yew]

it doesnt make sense, so no

[hot void]

Hmm lets think

Obscurity

Forgotten

[crisp yew]

each asphalt title has something that is related to cars and racing

[hot void]

Stationed

[crisp yew]

adrenaline
airborne/

legends

[hot void]

Asphalt 10:Stationed

[crisp yew]

etc. you see how they highlight a unique feature of each game

[hot void]

Yes

[crisp yew]

well the ideas you have now don't really match that

[hot void]

Give me some ideas pa

[crisp yew]

you cant think of a title before you know what you want from an asphalt game

[hot void]

Features stuff like turning real world sections into race tracks

Asphalt 10:Subdued

Asphalt 10:Engaged

Asphalt 10:Fixed

Something like that

Enraged?

[crisp yew]

you have a long way to go before getting a satisfactory name

[hot void]

How tho

[cerulean delta]

“Fixed”

In a dream.

[hot void]

Asphalt 10: Balanced

[crisp yew]

you cant just think of words and immediately attach it to the phrase "Asphalt 10"

[hot void]

Can we find something that would work?

[crisp yew]

thats up to gameloft to do

[hot void]

Asphalt 10: Inferno/Enraged
Maybe something like this because i wanna have a weird mehanic

Damage boosts nitro power and acceleration by small amount

[crisp yew]

you dont only have to use adjectives, you know

[hot void]

Then fired doesnt sous good

[crisp yew]

or just adjectives that end in -ed

[hot void]

Fire or burnt

Inferno is my best option, j don't wanna pick heat or fire

[crisp yew]

rampage

[hot void]

Asphalt 10: Rampid/Rampage

Rampage sounds better

[crisp yew]

what is rampid

[hot void]

Same thing

Crazy

Kinda same

[crisp yew]

rampid is not a word
but yea

again, you don't need to use adjectives

[hot void]

Thanks, wonder what music i should choose

Can someone do me a favor md color in the back of this image and my hand pure black? (Im not an artist)

@serene galleon are you anything of a decent editor?

Im using mobile so this would be hell

Is there any tool i can use to cut an image?

[crisp yew]

he

[serene galleon]

Photo editing? I don’t have a photoshop or anything like that

[serene galleon]

Use the app you doodle

It’s free

And there’s barely any ads

[crisp yew]

precise editing is so much easier with a computer and mouse

[serene galleon]

Yeah but the best mobile version I’ve used is you doodle

[crisp yew]

in your case of cropping out the background, i would recommend you use your laptop and search for free pc photoshop programs (like photopea.com) before trying phone-based alternatives

[serene galleon]

All the mobile versions of photoshop and stuff like that is all garbage

[crisp yew]

you can also opt for paid software like adobe photoshop but i dont think its necessary at your current level

[serene galleon]

Also if you’re gonna do it on pc, do not use gimp

It’s very advanced and just annoying to use

I couldn’t even put an image on top of another image

Every time I grab the image to move it around, it moves the actual image rather than the view

And the image is ruined

I think it’s more for creating video games

I mean textures in video games

[stray plinth]

@hot void

Need to get a pen/stylus for my PC. Mouse is a bit hard to outline something like that without getting shaky lines.

[teal frost]

https://www.motortrend.com/news/mazda-mx30-rotary-range-extender-usa-confirmed/?sm_id=organic_fb_MT_trueanthem&utm_campaign&utm_medium&utm_source&fbclid=IwAR1OvLk7fqPNDEa81fligZBMDq09lgoJxbiPHBN0gE2oGkiNdMfW1bNZFNE

[serene galleon]

Should’ve increased the contrast on the car a little

[hollow gull]

nah

[crisp yew]

do not use the name of rotary engine in vain

[serene galleon]

I can’t believe it. The sale ended before I could get my bank unlocked

I thought it was the end of January 5

[hot void]

So i found an editing software and look wht the starter is

@serene galleon

[serene galleon]

Oh nice you got a chroma key on that

Or whatever you did

I guess you don’t need a chroma key

[hearty pumice]

@sharp delta see ? 😂

[serene galleon]

Is that the crew 2?

[hearty pumice]

Yeah in mobile

[serene galleon]

You’re using steam link

[hearty pumice]

No android geforce now

[serene galleon]

Oh

Same thing

[hot void]

I did this all on mobile

[serene galleon]

Did you use you doodle?

[serene galleon]

The corner of the gameloft sign should be rounded flush with the rest of the border in my opinion

[hot void]

No i used a random app

I agree but that would be hard, just remived it too

[serene galleon]

Oh

[hot void]

I need asphalt logo icons

The title basically

[crisp yew]

https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/kr7thg/rule/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

[hollow gull]

flop

[teal frost]

https://youtu.be/M537NTCaems

[crisp yew]

https://twitter.com/__i_n_u__/status/1346477804284563456?s=20

かゆ (@__i_n_u__)

💙

Likes

205

Twitter · Jan 5, 2021, 3:24 PM

[stray plinth]

Click on this link & there is a link in that post where you can download the fonts used for the logo. https://forum.gameloft.com/viewtopic.php?f=&t=651027

[serene galleon]

This is the best I can do

I wanted to put the logo at the bottom right but it covered the text

[hot void]

Wish i could remive the text because i made these

[serene galleon]

Lol

[hot void]

@serene galleon

Oh my your here

[serene galleon]

You didn’t clean them up

[hot void]

Also gonna need to redo the entire things bexause well, rip

SIKE backup

[serene galleon]

I have to post a png image quickly because my stupid phone loves converting it into a jpeg or whatever

[hot void]

This is what ive done

I need to remake the fan image )': i wanna realign some stuff

[faint dragon]

I literally think the A10 will be out in 20 years or more. LOL. Xd

[hot void]

Eow

Should i just maje the game?

Screw it

[serene galleon]

I’ll fix it for you dream traveler

[hot void]

Thank you

[faint dragon]

I imagine the year when the A10 is released. The graphics and the FPS will be more advanced. It's going to look like I think the Forza Horizon 4 graphics. HAHAHA

[edgy mural]

my phone would run out of battery in one race after that

[hot void]

Alright so the Asphalt 10 logo i made so far is a beta. If anyone wants to help me make this a legitimate logo then just visit me in this channel or private messages. This is gonna be fun on mobile.

meant to send this here

[serene galleon]

@crisp yew you’re telling me this isn’t precise?

[teal cradle]

Time for some cronge

[hot void]

the madlas

[teal frost]

https://youtu.be/Pv8nt645yRU

[tawdry creek]

understandable

[rough wing]

Cronge

[crisp yew]

without reference i cant tell if its precise or not

[sharp delta]

@rotund cedar Go here and screenshot
https://www.thecrew-hub.com/summit/1609300800/overview

[serene galleon]

I’m drawing with my finger

[rotund cedar]

[sharp delta]

Do it

[rotund cedar]

I'm confused

[sharp delta]

I wanna see your summit score

[rotund cedar]

played like 4 races total

[crisp yew]

thats gives 0 information

[serene galleon]

You were saying earlier that it’s not precise on mobile

[crisp yew]

i need a reference within the app to see how precise the app is able to be

[sharp delta]

@rotund cedar At least you get the fame pack 🥴

[rotund cedar]

so

about the silver rewards

what can I do with 52.5k... uh...

[hot void]

buy a taco

[sharp delta]

I forget the real name but those are scrap coins

Used to recalibrate parts

So for example

[crisp yew]

you get perks on upgrade parts, and with those points you can roll for different perks

[sharp delta]

Lets say you have a ECU part with Goldfinder applied
You can recalibrate it to give you another performance perk instead

But this process is annoying as hell

[rotund cedar]

oh ok

then I'm staying in bronze

[sharp delta]

They are still good to earn

It's just at your level you don't need to worry about it

Since you aren't earning Legendary Parts yet

I think i'm safe for the next 40 mins 🥴

[rotund cedar]

[crisp yew]

noice

[rotund cedar]

I think I'll keep grinding for bucks

Don't know what vehicle to buy next

I managed to get at least one car for street races, drift and drag races

[sharp delta]

Try to get at least 1 from every row

[faint dragon]

The crew 2?

[sharp delta]

yeah

[rotund cedar]

I still need to get myself a hypercar

h

[sharp delta]

Some of the cars on top are expensive/available through summits only
So it's okay if you get something else

Just always make sure you tune every single vehicle, boat, plane in your garage

[rotund cedar]

I've been looking at this for a while

[sharp delta]

F1 is one of my favs to use

[rotund cedar]

I think I have just barely enough to get it

Should've had more bucks if I hadn't stopped playing the game for a few days due to the disconnection issues suddenly coming back

but those went away after some tweaks so now my PC won't rest

seeing that TC2 is kinda heavy for it

[sharp delta]

gg

btw

Get your tunes from here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJg-tXQoOw8

[rotund cedar]

hmmm

[sharp delta]

This is very helpful in getting more grip especially in car classes like Rally Cross

[rotund cedar]

it has settings for every car????

[sharp delta]

Every single one as of December 2020

[rotund cedar]

Christ

hey

I have a question