🪄・off-topic

[torpid gale]

😱

[wary heart]

3:28 am, I was not ready for that.

[rich rock]

Creepy af

[wary heart]

The contact with that tree made a doosh sound @crisp yew

Doosh

[crisp yew]

Timr for more upgrades

[wary heart]

Yippee

[crisp yew]

225 mph

[wary heart]

DOOSH

DOOSH

[crisp yew]

Doosh

[supple lagoon]

Markiplier describing them be like:

[crisp yew]

Car op

[wary heart]

I dunnoo there's so many

Wheel shpin

[crisp yew]

Yees

[wary heart]

All smooth and dandy till the doosh with the civilian.

[crisp yew]

It’s not a doosh anymore

It’s a f e l o n y

[wary heart]

😩

[clear socket]

Mr. fatty

[crisp yew]

Epic car

[tepid cedar]

Very cool car

[wary heart]

ugh yas

[tepid cedar]

has fur

[wary heart]

No no

Not the kitten

[crisp yew]

A bit slidy

[clear socket]

Lol

[wary heart]

Slightly

[wary heart]

My guy just purchased a whole 🏠

[crisp yew]

Darn I can’t unslidy the boi

[wary heart]

Maybe change de boi

[tepid cedar]

Cute kitties

[clear socket]

Need more cuteness

[wary heart]

Although t'would be sad

[wary heart]

I have come to the conclusion: you like cat and kittens.

[mental harbor]

Ah neat, the Gov did exactly what the people TOLD them to do it.

[clear socket]

My job is done here enjoy 😉

Yes I’m a cat person

[tepid cedar]

Very nice

[wary heart]

😂 did you just park

The familia about to lunch now

[clear socket]

Here my cat

[crisp yew]

Yes

To not crash into the ai, you must be the ai

[wary heart]

Be the ai 🙏

[clear socket]

Here both my cats

And my feet pic

[sharp delta]

@faint dragon Wanted to try this out with others to see if it works well
https://play.geforcenow.com/mall/#/layout/games

[wary heart]

Foot*

[faint dragon]

What games there?

[clear socket]

Haven’t shaved for about the past 23 years

[sharp delta]

You should see this when you get there

@faint dragon Games list is here https://www.nvidia.com/en-us/geforce-now/games/

[faint dragon]

looking for a new gpu, which one?

[faint dragon]

So what’s it about?

[sharp delta]

Cloud gaming

[faint dragon]

Free games?

[sharp delta]

Some of them

Some you have to own them

[faint dragon]

What’s the recommended free ones?

[sharp delta]

These are the top free ones

[crisp yew]

Op time

[sharp delta]

Not the greatest but they alright

[wary heart]

Kdkakdnskdjndj

[crisp yew]

-_-

[wary heart]

Ugh yesss

x2

[faint dragon]

Ooo counter strike. Long time no see😏

[wary heart]

x3

[crisp yew]

Physic

[wary heart]

x4

[crisp yew]

Realistic

[tawdry creek]

it's come to the point where people compare cyberpunk to gta san andreas

[wary heart]

scandal

[tawdry creek]

most of the comparisons are just physics and the quality of life in the game

[wary heart]

g a s p a flying contraption!

[wary heart]

hmm I see

[tawdry creek]

everyone knows cyberpunk has good graphics and story telling and all that so

[wary heart]

ofc duh

ugh congrats @ 1st

[tawdry creek]

it all comes to the game quality of life

[crisp yew]

Yes

Cyberpunk has so many glitches that completely break the immersion

[tawdry creek]

exactly

[wary heart]

never played it sigh

but I still see

[tawdry creek]

and i'm still butthurt over the 911 sound

[wary heart]

woah.

he doosh down

[crisp yew]

How

[wary heart]

x2

[crisp yew]

That was uh something

[wary heart]

twas.

[crisp yew]

Just win ok

[tawdry creek]

what does doosh down means

[crisp yew]

Car crash

[wary heart]

But downwards.

[tawdry creek]

i'm confused

[wary heart]

Motivational speech to self

🦖

[crisp yew]

That was an eeeehhh track

[wary heart]

With a 🦖

[crisp yew]

Yes

[tawdry creek]

dino died

[wary heart]

• g a s p *

tears of cry

[crisp yew]

Beeg jump

[wary heart]

ugh yes.

júmo

smoothness level high

doosh x?

[crisp yew]

Oh

[wary heart]

splish splosh

[crisp yew]

What

[wary heart]

doosh xanother

[crisp yew]

Ok I gtg

[wary heart]

Okai

Well played

[crisp yew]

Very fun and epic

[wary heart]

Agreed.

[crisp yew]

very cool gg

[wary heart]

mhm

imma shleep now

[crisp yew]

Ok , have a nice night

[serene galleon]

That game sucks

[crisp yew]

quick downloads now yay

[rotund cedar]

yup

too bad everything else slows down when Steam goes fast 🤣

[crisp yew]

Sacrifices

[tawdry creek]

it's funny to think that most wanted 2012 got so many backlashes for being a different game despite still keeping the concept of a black list, while the crew was once a cringy nfs game then straight up turned into forza horizon and no one complained about it

ironically, despite the name, you don't even have a crew feature in the game

[mental harbor]

How did you managed to do that lmao

did you gave priority to Steam?

😬

[rotund cedar]

I don't know

it just happens

[mental harbor]

Ah neat 😆

Well, 3hrs to go

🥴 👍

i still need the PC to run it lmao

Which might be.. or else After Christmas.. or 1st month of 2021

cause im too lazy to spell the name 😆

[tawdry creek]

oh how the tables have turned

[faint dragon]

watch the sunrise with me or else

[tawdry creek]

or else i'll be the sun and burn you to ashes

[faint dragon]

paimon's emergency food no more

[tawdry creek]

no u to your face

oh how coincidence, emergency food music started playing

[rotund cedar]

January?

[mental harbor]

yeah

It mess my brain

cause in Spanish is just "Enero"

And then i see it in English

And.. breh

anyways, i gotta sleep 😆

[paper brook]

Yay or nay?

[rotund cedar]

l m a o

it's Janeiro in portuguese

[teal frost]

Darn

@dim drift https://youtu.be/gbNUOavPwUM

[dim drift]

Ok

🙂

[teal frost]

https://www.motor1.com/news/384120/aston-martin-dbx-v12-amr/

[craggy meadow]

My windows garage after 2 and a half years https://1drv.ms/u/s!Ag8fkxBjF8oFgZowufbiid3pd1n-ug

[teal frost]

A crash

[fair night]

Great 1* jesko 👌 : is it good at 1* though?@craggy meadow

[craggy meadow]

I'm good with it 1 star but in general no

[craggy meadow]

What game is that?

[teal frost]

Car Parking Multiplayer

[craggy meadow]

Ahh

Kek

[fair night]

Nice cars

[teal frost]

Thanks

[crisp yew]

Noice

[serene galleon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/778392654122975232/791559773551853588/obama.mp4

[serene galleon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/778392654122975232/791561741602390026/obama.mp4

[rich rock]

🥴

[serene galleon]

What is that supposed to mean

[rich rock]

Which one?

[serene galleon]

Your emoji

[rich rock]

Google it

[serene galleon]

Isn’t it like a cringe emoji or something?

[teal frost]

https://www.motor1.com/news/461538/mercedes-amg-gt-r-discontinued/ oh well

[scarlet urchin]

Clarkson you have to commite exhaltiom if tis raer crac cocine

[crisp yew]

why are all the cars d y i n g

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/609985878689054748/791568763275051008/EpyBXE0XMAIidIW.jpg

[lucid thistle]

@graceful agate The Crew 2

[scarlet urchin]

Help me

[crisp yew]

me when

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyM9rxxtk1c

[dull widget]

[scarlet urchin]

bisnaga

[faint dragon]

Are you playing TC2?

[lucid thistle]

CP 2077 for now

😛 lel

[past shadow]

https://youtu.be/G5UtrMK6q7M

[teal frost]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/434117155793928192/791481630266753044/image0-27.gif

[dull widget]

https://1drv.ms/v/s!Ag0ONxEyA5q3helcP3Kcgx06Ld4oVQ

An mp trick btw

[pastel wren]

Look, I’m at Kyiv🇺🇦

[dull widget]

😄

[lament lodge]

Nice

[dull widget]

😅

Thx

[teal frost]

https://youtu.be/Env-uFvSydI

[rich rock]

Hopefully it’s not faked

[tawdry creek]

faith in ssc

[teal frost]

Wait, so GZILLA is a muslim

[scarlet urchin]

Wait wat

[cerulean delta]

https://youtu.be/_bX5zwnQxA4

[teal frost]

@faint dragon someone just posted the pictures which aren’t related to A9

Oh wait, it’s already get warned by Terra. Sorry for ping 👍

[faint dragon]

No worries

[umbral stirrup]

@shadow dirge

https://www.autoscout24.es/anuncios/lotus-exige-mk2-gasolina-verde-44c2fba8-5f18-4f5a-e053-0100007f83e3?cldtidx=3&cldtsrc=listPage

i am in love

[shadow dirge]

Right

Love at first sight

[simple berry]

OWO

BUY IT

AAAA

I like German cars. I mean sure Japanese ones are cheap and all, but still

[shadow dirge]

There was a lotus elan m100 I saw here @umbral stirrup

It’s also a good choice

[faint dragon]

@teal frost By the way I am uploading a bit early :3
Few minutes

[simple berry]

https://images.app.goo.gl/EVtggKhLtsKA6XBu7

Nothing beats this

[teal frost]

😗👍

[shadow dirge]

@simple berry I would say AC cobra but I honestly like that 911

[simple berry]

85 911 turbo

[umbral stirrup]

Elan M100 is an actually good first car

[simple berry]

@shadow dirge cobra wheelspins everywhere.

[umbral stirrup]

here in europe

[simple berry]

Americans...

[umbral stirrup]

you can get them dirt cheap

[shadow dirge]

@simple berry hey at least I didn’t say mustang 😂

[simple berry]

How much does the M3 E30 cost?

[umbral stirrup]

https://www.autoscout24.es/anuncios/lotus-esprit-2-2-turbo-gasolina-rojo-d769b8b4-d9b2-831e-e053-0100007f43ef?cldtidx=3&cldtsrc=listPage

oh, my god

[shadow dirge]

Everyone is roasting the new M3 sedan

Kinda sad

They forgot to realise that it comes with a manual

Only

[umbral stirrup]

i want that esprit

it doesn't get cooler than an esprit

[simple berry]

New M3 looks bad like, really bad

[shadow dirge]

@umbral stirrup james bond intensifies

[simple berry]

Really really really bad

Why do they have to make it look ugly

[shadow dirge]

Eh

It’s okay

Better than M4

M4 is ugly because the rest of the body doesn’t fit the aggressive face

Especially side profile

M3 is somewhat more fitting

[umbral stirrup]

M3 E30?

you'd be looking at a lot of money for a good one

probably 80-90k

[simple berry]

God

That's a lot

[umbral stirrup]

https://www.autoscout24.es/anuncios/lotus-elan-1-6-turbo-s2-limited-edition-nr-517-800-gasolina-negro-bc0df1d8-bd50-4b32-9a33-70f56ad87c56?cldtidx=3&cldtsrc=listPage

@shadow dirge see what i mean

here in europe you can find Elans under a rock

and for cheap

[simple berry]

That's cheap

For that car

[umbral stirrup]

it has lots of mileage though

for a sports car is cheap

[simple berry]

You saw the new Dodge Ram TRX?

702 hp hellcat

In a truck

[umbral stirrup]

https://www.autoscout24.es/anuncios/bmw-m3-m3-evolution-gasolina-azul-05e80993-7938-4a0d-e053-e250040a9b95?cldtidx=12&cldtsrc=listPage

look at what i mean

[simple berry]

?!

139?!

Too much

[shadow dirge]

Do you guys actually have a modern car you like

By new I mean 2019+ model

[umbral stirrup]

Yaris GR, Alpine A110, Nissan Z Proto, 911 (992)

[faint dragon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfJx2F7Ot1M

[dull widget]

👀

[faint dragon]

Well, enjoy

@teal frost @faint dragon Sorry for ping

[scenic narwhal]

I did. Awesome video

[mental harbor]

Damn, i can't watch it right 😦

[faint dragon]

So quick 👀 thanks

[mental harbor]

Im in the Train rn

[scenic narwhal]

Can I share it my friends?

[faint dragon]

Ohh srry

@scenic narwhal absolutely!

[mental harbor]

@faint dragon Gonna save it to watch it later 😅

[faint dragon]

No worries XD

[scenic narwhal]

11 Locations?

👀

[dull widget]

NICE!!!!

Nice

[faint dragon]

I tried

Hey nice editing, Ankan, I liked it 👍 😄

thanks 🙂

[rough wing]

Pog

[faint dragon]

Welp

[wary heart]

That was so cool, good job 👍👏

[faint dragon]

you should get an award @faint dragon

[paper brook]

That vid is awesome
Nice compilation of those car action packed scenes 😁😁😎

[faint dragon]

Thanks alot

[faint dragon]

Agreed

[faint dragon]

Bots killing ankan channel

[potent folio]

hi guys

[rotund cedar]

@sharp delta

[exotic mica]

ehh

[rich rock]

What bots?

[potent folio]

i m new to this channel

[faint dragon]

@rich rock in ankan video

@potent folio hello

[potent folio]

guys i have a problem

[faint dragon]

@potent folio??

[safe cloud]

Heloo

[potent folio]

i have been playing for 2 months in a club

nobody plays in that club

i only play

thata a huge prblem

[faint dragon]

Ok i can help you click in #👋-welcome

[safe cloud]

@potent folio how rep you will get for one day ?

[faint dragon]

And then go to #🏎・clubs-recruitment @potent folio

[potent folio]

ok thanks bro

i m going

[rich rock]

I remember I saw those bots before. They mostly have nsfw profile pictures. I saw them on quite a few popular YouTube channels.

[faint dragon]

@faint dragon lol

I didnt see that yet

Removed :v

https://youtu.be/yHlCtUjf_AI

Senna 👀

[sharp delta]

@rotund cedar Are you gonna hop on now? 👀

[rotund cedar]

Soon

I'm grinding in A9 first

[faint dragon]

some people say NFS is better than Asphalt lol

[faint dragon]

kinda

[sharp delta]

That's because it is lol

@rotund cedar Alright lemme know so I can run you over with my Delorean Monster Truck 🥴

[rotund cedar]

ok

[faint dragon]

I wish to come on Crew 2 but PC says no 😦

[faint dragon]

asphalt xtr?

[sharp delta]

The Crew 2

[faint dragon]

ohhhh

[sharp delta]

@faint dragon Is Geforce now available in your area?

[faint dragon]

No 😦

I would have joined already then

ho ho ho
https://youtu.be/yazhcOBBjPY

that looks like a car santa would drive lol

[sharp delta]

😔

[faint dragon]

:/

[rotund cedar]

Closed A9 @sharp delta

[faint dragon]

bruh i live in asia

[rotund cedar]

let's.

go.

[sharp delta]

[faint dragon]

Avengersman should play Among us someday lol

idk if xbox game pass will ever be available in asia

[sharp delta]

I have Game Pass, currently playing Control on it

[rotund cedar]

h

[sharp delta]

That's coming to Game Pass soon 😄

[faint dragon]

Wow

dude steam is pay2win

It's not

Steam p2w whaa

stam?

There are decent free games on there

[faint dragon]

bruh what do ya expect, steam is a video game distribution service

https://tenor.com/view/-gif-3777101

[last lodge]

real life is p2w

[faint dragon]

true

[faint dragon]

weird but okay

https://twitter.com/ObscureSupercar/status/1342108013830823943?s=20

Obscure Supercars Daily (@ObscureSupercar)

Obscure Supercar of the Day -

🇩🇪 Zender Fact 4 Spider

#osotd #supercar #supercars #zender

Twitter · Dec 24, 2020, 2:01 PM

[rotund cedar]

help

[faint dragon]

fact

[rotund cedar]

it doesn't progress further

eeee

[sharp delta]

You gotta wait for it

dw it'll load

[faint dragon]

https://twitter.com/viperbro6113/status/1341941501522300932?s=20

🇺🇸Viper 🔥🐢 (@viperbro6113)

Hey @LinusTech rate my rig

Likes

2947

Twitter · Dec 24, 2020, 2:59 AM

r/diWHY

[rotund cedar]

@sharp delta

closed the window and reopened the game

lul

[sharp delta]

Yeah that's what it does

[rotund cedar]

no but

I did it

I closed the window l m a o

not this one

[sharp delta]

why 🥴

[rotund cedar]

because it was taking too long l m a o

and it worked

🤣

[sharp delta]

Bruh 😄

Are you still waiting for the game

[faint dragon]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/autos/enthusiasts/ssc-tuatara-second-top-speed-record-run-foiled-by-engine-issue-report/ar-BB1cbstz?ocid=msedgntp

[hollow gull]

the creeerc 2

[sharp delta]

Big pogggers

@rotund cedar any lag?

[rotund cedar]

Minimized the game and the entire computer froze

My computer's turned on for about 24 hours though

So idk if that has anything to do with this

Probably has

I'll restart it

[mental harbor]

@rotund cedar Love how my family started to talk about Brazil lmao

😆

[rotund cedar]

lul

[mental harbor]

And its all Ruined plans about going to Brazil

because of the quarantine thing

and now the stuff they do now about the tourism and that stuff

[mental harbor]

The Crew 2 beat your PC lmao

🤣

[faint dragon]

I wish to come in CREW 2 :c
But pC....

[rotund cedar]

I'm waiting for my PC to start up again

[mental harbor]

Well, idk why im laughing anyways
||My computer froze once because of Minecraft LMAO||

[mental harbor]

damn, how much does your PC takes to boot up lol

[rotund cedar]

A long time

[mental harbor]

3rd World Problems

😆

[mental harbor]

ago... A computer was booting up

and it kept booting

until..

uh..

it.. booted up? 🥴

Damn

What happend with the SV

It became kinda... Cyberpunky

Terzo Millenio SV 🤔

[scarlet urchin]

Ah yes, it's an Aventador, totally

[mental harbor]

its the next-gen Aventador

😆

[sharp delta]

[scarlet urchin]

They're so unoriginal, they copied the model of it for the Terzo Milennio

[mental harbor]

||GL preditcs the Aventador 2077? ||🤔

[faint dragon]

mind blown

WHY do I always kill chats :v

[sharp delta]

No key required

[mental harbor]

A9 Players PC: 😳

[sharp delta]

This could be them for just $5 only

[mental harbor]

if they use Steam, they can get it easier

🤣

with no complexity

[sharp delta]

It's more expensive on steam for me
Not by much by though

Steam has it for $13.99, Epic for $6.99

[mental harbor]

If u live in Latin America..

Welp

Better Steam 😆

Literally, i passed like 1hour trying to figure the Epic Thing

i couldn't even get the disscount

went to Steam

and in a few clicks i had it

😆

[sharp delta]

It took me 2 mins to figure it out lol

Not that I was confused to begin with 😄

[rotund cedar]

Watching some cutscenes

And now

I'm driving a 911

[mental harbor]

@sharp delta i think the problem Epic has it that it doesn't thinks on Latin America lmao

[rotund cedar]

I'll avoid minimizing the game so

[mental harbor]

😆

[untold nacelle]

🗿

[fair night]

Bubble

[untold nacelle]

puegut.

[cerulean delta]

🦕😳🦧

[faint dragon]

join my call

[mental harbor]

proccedes to minimize the game

[faint dragon]

i want to show you guys something

[rotund cedar]

Wait hmmm

I keep getting disconnected from the servers

what

[untold nacelle]

😳

[faint dragon]

i will play asphalt urban gt which is the first asphalt game

made in 2005

[wary heart]

U sound so young what

No I think u might be too young to be on this server ngl

[sharp delta]

@rotund cedar git gud konecktion

[rotund cedar]

Boi

It was a lot of fun

But I almost killed myself with the plane

😂

The game runs pretty well at low settings (and high motion blur because I like it 🤣) @sharp delta

[sharp delta]

Nice
What's your ign so I can add you

[simple berry]

CODM MP seems boring

[rotund cedar]

MininuMudo

lul

[simple berry]

Bots

And nabs

[mental harbor]

I feel that means like Muted Mokey or something lmao

[sharp delta]

Found you

[mental harbor]

cause i know the word Mudo

[rotund cedar]

It isn't

[simple berry]

Muda

[rotund cedar]

I mean

Mudo is exactly what you think it is

But it's not Muted Monkey 🤣

[sharp delta]

Are you still in game rn?

[rotund cedar]

Yes

[sharp delta]

Alright gonna hop on

[mental harbor]

I knew it, cause ider what Mininu means 🤣

idk why i thought it was Monkey

[rotund cedar]

replace the u with an o

then translate it

[mental harbor]

@rotund cedar ahh

[sharp delta]

Lol that map is empty compared to mine 😄

[rotund cedar]

I'll pick street racing because everything else is just too new for me 🤣

even though I almost died even by just driving the 911 GT3 RS

[teal frost]

https://youtu.be/YZLk3GQrSzs this got some nice edit here

[mental harbor]

my Parents sometimes called me like that lmao

😆

[sharp delta]

@rotund cedar This is what my map looks like

[mental harbor]

never knew what it meant

[rotund cedar]

Wait

Replace the first i with an e

too

forgot about it

It's a funny way to say "Menino"

Mininu 🤣

[mental harbor]

Ah

😅

[mental harbor]

Dudeee.. it looks so much like...

Canada

wait no

uh..

how was it called

the Holywood country

Mexico

[sharp delta]

The United States? 😄

[rotund cedar]

Bruh 👀

[wary heart]

I'm dead 😂😂

[mental harbor]

Yeah

The United Provinces

[sharp delta]

Lmao 😄

@rotund cedar You add me yet?

[mental harbor]

i'll add you anyday 😘

[rotund cedar]

let me see

[mental harbor]

wait no

thats

geh

[rotund cedar]

where can I add you

🤣

also

hm

[mental harbor]

@rotund cedar Miata

[sharp delta]

Press Shift+F2

[rotund cedar]

picks the Divo instantly

[mental harbor]

No questions

Just Miata

🥴

[rotund cedar]

🥴

wait I don't even know if I can pick the Divo

[sharp delta]

[rotund cedar]

Can I?

[sharp delta]

You can't lmao

[mental harbor]

i think its like..

[sharp delta]

Not yet

[mental harbor]

the Delearship

[rotund cedar]

Oh that makes sense

lul

imagine a starter picking a Divo

[sharp delta]

You only have Street Race unlocked right now

[rotund cedar]

But I'll get the RX-7

sorry Huhu

[mental harbor]

ñ

[sharp delta]

You got Gold Edition right?

[rotund cedar]

Standard

[mental harbor]

i would have gotten the RX-7 anyways too lmao

[tawdry creek]

crew 2 devs sure know how to park a car

[rotund cedar]

Epic Games bugged out

[sharp delta]

RIP -20% off

[rotund cedar]

so I went for Steam and got myself the cheapest version

[mental harbor]

He bought it from Steam lmao

😆

[sharp delta]

You can't get RX-7 yet then
Too expensive

[rotund cedar]

Wait actually

I think I'll go for the Viper

or should I

[mental harbor]

Miata rn:

[sharp delta]

You can't get that either 😂

You have no money lmao

[rotund cedar]

But I have to pick one?

They told me that I have to pick a car

[sharp delta]

Yeah but look at your bank lol

[mental harbor]

M i a t a 🥴

[rotund cedar]

I think it's for a test drive?

[mental harbor]

k enough

[rotund cedar]

or not

[mental harbor]

🤣

[rotund cedar]

like

every car I look into has this thing

letting me pick or test drive it

I am confusion

[mental harbor]

Nah, Test Drive Unlimited dosen't has it

[rotund cedar]

haha funi

[mental harbor]

@rotund cedar i guess Test drive is like

Take a ride

[sharp delta]

When you press select on it
It actually means you want to see the other cars for that class

[mental harbor]

but can't race with it

[rotund cedar]

so that's letting me pick the classes

h u h

[mental harbor]

TDU had something like that

[rotund cedar]

ok let's see then

[mental harbor]

Where you can test drive the Cars before buying them.. but can't play any rave

race*

[sharp delta]

Go to the Miata to get a new car

[mental harbor]

not rave

[rotund cedar]

ohhhhh I am BLIND

[sharp delta]

Lmao 😂

[rotund cedar]

I am so blind

"Free vehicle"

yes, I have the low IQ

🥴

[sharp delta]

Lol 😂

[mental harbor]

Miata is Unevitable @rotund cedar

😆

[rotund cedar]

I am stupid

[sharp delta]

I chose the Mustang 2015 first

I think Audi TT might be the better choice though

[rotund cedar]

The Mustang GT has the best looks

🥴

[sharp delta]

Yeah. A bit heavy though

[rotund cedar]

isn't the TT heavier

[sharp delta]

Also MTM go on yt and watch tuning for the cars

[mental harbor]

Funny Enough

yesterday saw a Mustang 😆

[sharp delta]

It will improve your performance drastically

[rotund cedar]

ooh ok

TT

[sharp delta]

Search up Akor Pro settings
Thumbnail shows the La Voiture

[rotund cedar]

GT

[mental harbor]

On a Delearship, and you can see the car behind.. and myself more than the Car though

😆

[rotund cedar]

so how's the GT heavy 🥴

[sharp delta]

@rotund cedar dw about those handling stats

[rotund cedar]

or at least

heavier

🥴

[sharp delta]

That doesn't matter since you will be getting parts soon

[rotund cedar]

ok then TT RS it is

[sharp delta]

So the handling improves a lot more

[rotund cedar]

even though I really wanted the other one

🥴

[mental harbor]

I guess its your choice anyways

😆

[sharp delta]

Just play New York and you can easily get any car you want

But we'll get to that later

[rotund cedar]

[mental harbor]

Well, in a few moments i'll eat a great Beef and then gonna get in the Pool

😆

[sharp delta]

I have 238 vehicles

[mental harbor]

Can i visit Pake? 🥴

[sharp delta]

Do you know her address? 🥴

[mental harbor]

uh..

Fake Address 123?

🥴

[sharp delta]

Then yeah you can 😎

[mental harbor]

yay

[sharp delta]

My Mustang is way cooler

[mental harbor]

Welp, there's a Fake Street on.. Spain

LMAO

[sharp delta]

Bruh 😂😂

MTM ditched us for his Mustang

[mental harbor]

I see Jewel's Mustang 👀

[sharp delta]

Yup
That's my favorite Blacklist car so I had to remake it

[mental harbor]

lel

my favorite one is Webster's Car

someone did a decal for it in TC2?

[sharp delta]

Yeah there's actually a lot of copies for Webster's vinyl on the ZR1 and C6.R

[mental harbor]

lel

[sharp delta]

No paywall in sight

[rotund cedar]

I

I had to redo my first NY event

😂

I am just so bad at driving in general

[sharp delta]

Lmao 😂

Dw it gets easier

So when are you gonna add me

[mental harbor]

2yrs later kek

[rotund cedar]

The Ubisoft thing isn't opening

[mental harbor]

😆

[rotund cedar]

It's shift + F2 to open it right

[sharp delta]

Yeah

[fringe maple]

How i contact legion United leader plz hepl

[sharp delta]

One sec

[mental harbor]

if you game closes, crashes or smth, i'll laugh so hard 😆

[tawdry creek]

man, this chat is cringe today

[rotund cedar]

I guess I'll open Uplay

[fringe maple]

@sharp delta hepl bro plzz

[rotund cedar]

or Ubisoft Connect

[sharp delta]

Check dm

[rotund cedar]

ok found your request

Annnd accepted it

[sharp delta]

gg 😎

[tired flicker]

Merry Christmas dudes

[flat ridge]

Merry Christmas

[rotund cedar]

I'm confused

[sharp delta]

It's December 24 in the afternoon here still for me 😂

[rotund cedar]

Hey

How do I uj

enter your team or whatever

🤣

[faint dragon]

[sharp delta]

Press N 🥴

[faint dragon]

N

[rotund cedar]

oh

bruh

[sharp delta]

I can only see your name tag 😂

Let's try a race

[sharp delta]

Lmao 😂

[rotund cedar]

a floating joy emoji

[proven nimbus]

https://youtu.be/2ygzpQ46ETs

[sharp delta]

gg

My Vantage S was stock btw so it was more fair

Otherwise I'd just win way too easily in my other cars 😂

[rotund cedar]

i crashed multiple times

aaaaa

[sharp delta]

When go from Legend in A9 to noob in TC2 😂

[rotund cedar]

My radar thing is beeping

[sharp delta]

That's the LIVE box in the area

It has free performance parts for the car class you're in

[faint dragon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfJx2F7Ot1M
@tepid flume

@worn spade No this is different lol

[worn spade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfJx2F7Ot1M
@tepid flume
@faint dragon it’s cool

[faint dragon]

Thanks I tried

[worn spade]

I meant lit

👍

[faint dragon]

stephany boosted

[minor turret]

@lucid thistle Roses , lel🙃

[tepid flume]

It is good

[faint dragon]

Not many people are gonna watch as...
Self promotion 🙂

[sturdy dragon]

cyberpunk a highly anticipated game and even gta 5 has better physics 🤣

[lucid thistle]

you lurking?

[faint dragon]

GTA 4 has better Physics thank Cyberpunk WTH

[minor turret]

Kinda , lel

[faint dragon]

Story is actually nice but Physics...well

https://open.spotify.com/track/5ZEQqC9e1rYrXyfhTjEl5N

[worn spade]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-brock-onix-misty-ash-gif-7919023

Guess tomorrow hunt 🤣

[faint dragon]

Just a normal day in Pokemon

Onyx lol

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-angry-triggered-koharu-gif-18317243

are you frickin kidding me

onyx hunt

This one is from the current series lol

[worn spade]

Mina should try riddle like this 😂

are you frickin kidding me
@faint dragon it was a joke

[faint dragon]

i'm confused

what is tomorrow's hunt

People said Onyx
Idk

[rotund cedar]

@sharp delta wow

That one was fun

[sharp delta]

Yeah that race is nice

[rotund cedar]

so straight

[sharp delta]

Free Delorean

[rotund cedar]

😂

[sharp delta]

One of my fav races

[rotund cedar]

Free try on a Delorean, right

[sharp delta]

Nah it's free

You keep it

[rotund cedar]

POG

[sharp delta]

@rotund cedar Press 1 2 3 to switch between Car, boat and plane

[rotund cedar]

Ooj

[sharp delta]

I don't think you have any plans or boat yet though

[rotund cedar]

Yup

[teal frost]

https://www.gtr-xs.com/2000-hp-300-mph-dagger-gt/ the tryhard company 🤣 . look at the website

[mental harbor]

2021 Plans? 🥴

[sharp delta]

To Grow

[faint dragon]

i can't even reach that page so...

[teal frost]

for some reason i can. that's weird

[rotund cedar]

is there a chat system @sharp delta

[sharp delta]

Press F3

[mental harbor]

Me right now:
Eating Pizza, Next to the Pool and waiting for the Night to eat Beef 😆

[sharp delta]

And click crew

[mental harbor]

AND, Im shirtless

[teal frost]

lol

[faint dragon]

fOrmuLA 1
naSCAr
uS MILitarY
crYoGENikS

[mental harbor]

Someone wanna see me?

🥴

[faint dragon]

nope

[teal frost]

the best tryhard description i've ever read

[faint dragon]

imagine if they still reply today

[teal frost]

yeah...

[faint dragon]

aaaaand my vid is lost yay!

srry

[mental harbor]

what 😳

[faint dragon]

In this channel 🤣

[faint dragon]

how
https://youtu.be/MfJx2F7Ot1M

Oh nvm

cryogenikssss

[mental harbor]

Its not mine btw 😆

its my Uncle's dog

[primal stirrup]

@faint dragon Daaanggg!!!!!!!!
That edit is Ssso Awesome!!!!!
(Imo it looks like the perfect end credit for A9 when A10 gets released xD)
Also It deserves an award imo

[faint dragon]

Thank you very much
I usually dont ping people randomely, but was working on it for 2 months so just doing it for Christmas XD

And...this was my last gift for the community 🙂

[primal stirrup]

Wait....
Wut....
Last???

[tawdry creek]

he's leaving

[faint dragon]

Its a long story
and yeah

[primal stirrup]

noooo ;-;

Oooof 😢

[faint dragon]

you are about to retire a9?

[tawdry creek]

he's leaving discord

[faint dragon]

yeah

[mental harbor]

So... in the Highometer, how High you think this guy is lmao

[tepid flume]

Can someone link me a good funny moments vid of a9?

[faint dragon]

https://youtu.be/AELqUs3b9Sw

[mental harbor]

@faint dragon so.. he's high today?

😳

[faint dragon]

search "hjalpmovie" on youtoob and you'll find some quality content there

[tepid flume]

Thanks

[faint dragon]

sure he's inactive nowadays

[faint dragon]

yes

[mental harbor]

Pizza

[teal frost]

almost 2 years and Hjalpmovie still inactive

[exotic mica]

ehh

im very active lol

[faint dragon]

so frickin sad

[exotic mica]

uploading kinda

[mental harbor]

Pool

And Beef for the Night 😆

is this how Flexing feels like?

[exotic mica]

mb once a day now

usually round up with 3 or 4 uploads per week

[faint dragon]

hjalpmovie has some of the best asphalt contents period

[teal frost]

Should Hjalp use non-copyright songs? 🤔

[faint dragon]

if he didn't get copystriked for using licensed songs in his past videos, why should he stop doing that

[faint dragon]

i think he used some of them

[teal frost]

yeah

[faint dragon]

he implemented pewdiepie vs t-series into asphalt

that's how you know his contents are top-notch

[azure kindle]

which ones are good games?

[faint dragon]

umm

fh4?

cod mobile

[untold nacelle]

tc2

[faint dragon]

also long time no see @azure kindle

[azure kindle]

Yeah

wasnt coming here much

[faint dragon]

yeah itsa bit boring
I made a music video 🙂

[mellow current]

Same

[rotund cedar]

The game froze @sharp delta

Aaa help

I can't open the task manager

[faint dragon]

Let me guess
Task manager is not responding 🤣

[rotund cedar]

my task manager always takes so long to show things properly

eee

ok

it loaded

[faint dragon]

Not just you
Happens with me too, Windows 10 :v

[rotund cedar]

and I killed TC2

aw man

the game runs a bit potato-ish

[rotund cedar]

Locked at 30 FPS, 720p, everything at low except for motion blur

[misty sleet]

Took time

[rotund cedar]

and it stutters quite a lot

[misty sleet]

Details to be added

[rotund cedar]

hmm

what's the first thing

[misty sleet]

A drone

[rotund cedar]

oh

[misty sleet]

Second is unfinished Ford Mustang Mach e

[rotund cedar]

@sharp delta I'll play a bit more later

[mental harbor]

Bruh

You don't kill

games

that's

bad

cause killing ain't cool

[lucid thistle]

@faint dragon just watched your video. & yeah I really loved it. It's so cool. I know it takes a lot of efforts & time for all these, like even weeks. Very well edited, 10/10

you did a great job

you included green lizard part too, nice!

[faint dragon]

Thank you very much :slight_smile: I wish more people had watched . Yes it took me 2 months to get the scenes together with the music

Its not perfect but I tried

Consider it as a gift to the community 😋

[lucid thistle]

yeah, you can do better. But for now I think it's more than good

@faint dragon Are you into video editing though? like as in career or learning it?

[faint dragon]

Ah no not really, I edit for fun. As you saw in my channel only 3 videos

[simple berry]

You leaving as well?

[faint dragon]

Of course :)

[simple berry]

Good

I'll just wait and watch the entire playerbase getting destroyed

[faint dragon]

Leaving for personal reasons mostly, so....well yeah

[lucid thistle]

you can stay on discord though regardless

leave the game, yeah

[faint dragon]

Its a long story, I don't want to stay here anymore

[lucid thistle]

well, it's your choice then. But at least you can use it on weekends

[lucid thistle]

also, if anything is bothering you, you can always share

hope we could help

just enjoy your life & don't care even if anyone is bothering you

[faint dragon]

I'll think about it

Bye for now

[mental harbor]

Ñ

[lucid thistle]

I love nintendo games

[fresh bramble]

Hey I made a video, I was told to post it here basically if you posted a clip of a really cool stunt or glitch on the Asphalt 9 Reddit page its in my video here but dw I credited you for the clip. The video is a compilation of some of the best clips ive seen and its on my channel. https://youtu.be/trEIkh--whE

[stray flume]

https://youtu.be/qFEJf9UBYk0

[wary heart]

shpinn

[vapid tangle]

best animation ever oscar award

[crisp yew]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2va6nLeOjf4

[wary heart]

my fav is defo that edition of jingle bells. 😩 🤩

[crisp yew]

Blep

[plush jewel]

Nice

[wary heart]

foksh🧡

[faint dragon]

Anakin?

@faint dragon

Ping pong 🙂 Hey Pancake ;3

Why u crying?

Anakinnn!!!

There there

Actually
You gave me a perfect idea

Done

[patent knoll]

ATTENTION: everyone please, i am a asphlat 9 player just like all of you, i have a youtube channel and i barly get subscribers, i play asphalt 9 in it and more, since its the holiidays was wondiring f everyone can please subscribe to my channel: my channel is Untoppable Raptor. please everyone, if everyone subs ill be sooo happy!

like i said my channel

is

Unstoppable Raptor

plz sub.... 😦

[crisp yew]

no

[patent knoll]

ok... its ur choice i 100% understand

[plush jewel]

I’ll sub

:>

This it?

[wary heart]

oh my so brutal 😂

[faint dragon]

This got into my recommended

And now I finally understand why the Anakin joke was made for me

[vapid tangle]

well

google detected your name in discord is anakin so they suggested that to you

[wary heart]

mind blown

kaboom

[patent knoll]

yes

thats my channel

thx!

[patent knoll]

yes

its Unstoppable Raptor

[crisp yew]

https://twitter.com/DanTheEnigma/status/1315142796819476485?s=20

Twitch's Best Kept Secret Santa (@DanTheEnigma)

https://t.co/RxIOMQoWiH

Retweets

4583

Likes

11221

Twitter · Oct 11, 2020, 4:10 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aGBTNohlZ0

[wary heart]

wow you lav it so much you felt the need to share x2

[reef bobcat]

they changed minecraft chests

into gifts

[wary heart]

gasps omgg

Christmas time

[crisp yew]

a word with carson

[tame stream]

Coot foxsh

[wary heart]

yesh yesh foxsh