🪄・off-topic

[wary heart]

same

I do too

But I grew up learning

[serene galleon]

You learned it?

[wary heart]

It

Yes

I did (* hair swish *)

[serene galleon]

Russian is my native language

[wary heart]

No way

I learned it cause my parents learned it cause of society union tingz

[serene galleon]

Wait where are your parents from

[wary heart]

I dont think you'd know

[serene galleon]

I don’t that’s why I’m asking

[wary heart]

U heard of it

[serene galleon]

I know that country

[wary heart]

Woop woop you'd be the first

[serene galleon]

It sounds Russian

[wary heart]

Central Asian *

Помогите

Lol

Corona is getting to me

[serene galleon]

My parents are from Ukraine/Romania but we always spoke Russian

[wary heart]

Oo I know understand a bit of Ukrainian

And the teeniest bit of romanian

If i hear them

[serene galleon]

I know 0 Romanian and can only kind of understand Ukrainian mostly because it’s similar to Russian

[wary heart]

Yes same

[stray plinth]

Keep it only English in chats. You can text any language you want in DM's, but English only out here. Thx.

[serene galleon]

My treasure

[mild quiver]

that post seems a little transparent to me, lol

[serene galleon]

The back is glass so it’s reflecting a lot

The problem is the touchscreen doesn’t work in some spots. Specifically in the area where the keyboard is which is the worst spot

[wary heart]

I have oneeee

But the battery nearly exploded so

Its disfunctionional

[serene galleon]

I actually replaced the battery on this one

[wary heart]

My brother tried doing that

But something happened

We have 2 broken 4s and 1 broken 4

[mild quiver]

I am old school, I just use this

[serene galleon]

It’s a crappy Chinese one but works well

[wary heart]

Looks good 👍👏👌

[serene galleon]

It’s not on straight but idc

[wary heart]

Priceless. Where do I get me one of those babies

[wary heart]

Nah its fine

[mild quiver]

@wary heart at the apple can store , lol

[wary heart]

Oof then I probably won't be able to afford one:(((

• sad sigh *

[wary heart]

Omg I just saw that thatsho cutee

[wary heart]

Wait what russian cartoons did u grow up watching im curious

[tired flicker]

https://youtu.be/W7ooWr05wnw

[wary heart]

Oop-

[serene galleon]

ну, погоди

There’s probably more I forgot

[wary heart]

OMG YES

I love that one

Лунтик?

Um

Фиксики

[hollow gull]

english

[serene galleon]

Yes

[wary heart]

How about the СССР cartoon thingies

[wary heart]

We aren't saying anything bad

[hollow gull]

Still.

[wary heart]

Its the name of like cartoons

[serene galleon]

But I watched cartoon that are on VHS

[wary heart]

VHS..?

[serene galleon]

The ones you’re naming are newer

[wary heart]

Oh yeah

True

[serene galleon]

You know cassette?

[wary heart]

Oh yeah

Ah I see

[serene galleon]

I remember some more Russian cartoons I watched but I can’t remember the name

[wary heart]

Same

Wait

Karlson

How about

Prostokvashino

Um

Crocodil gena

I cba to type in russian

[serene galleon]

One was about this puppy that got a new home and there was this boy that went on a camping trip with the puppy. And then I don’t remember any more because someone hit record half way through the movie and the rest is gone

[wary heart]

Hmmmm

I think I remember seeing that one

How about that mole

The black mole

Krot

[serene galleon]

I don’t know that

[wary heart]

Aww

Well

How about

Три богатыря

Its new

But

[serene galleon]

Yes I know that one

[wary heart]

Les gooo

I love it omg the horse

Julius my favourite

[serene galleon]

Yeah I’ve watched that a few times

[wary heart]

I've watched all of it like so many times

[serene galleon]

I think there’s like 3 movies

[wary heart]

Omg how about the Russian version of winnie the pooh

[wary heart]

Nooooooo

There's moreeee

[serene galleon]

Oh

[serene galleon]

No

[wary heart]

WHATATWGW

stay there

[serene galleon]

English is the best

[wary heart]

Ur telling me

U don't remember that

[serene galleon]

Ohhhhh that!

[wary heart]

Of course

[serene galleon]

I know know that

[wary heart]

Phew

[serene galleon]

I loved that

I totally forgot about it

[wary heart]

Dont even same omg

[serene galleon]

That is way better than regular Winnie the Pooh

[wary heart]

Was it that

[serene galleon]

No

[wary heart]

That's what I was gonna say

[serene galleon]

It was animated not stop motion

[wary heart]

Hmmmm

I'm trying to find it

[serene galleon]

I don’t think it was that popular

Because I can’t find either

[teal frost]

@tawdry folio fyi, it’s not a concept, it’s a render.

[serene galleon]

The dog was brown not red

[wary heart]

Is it that

[serene galleon]

No

[wary heart]

Hmmmmm

[serene galleon]

I also remember there was this other boy that was a bully and he had a pit bull and he attacked them on their camping trip

[wary heart]

Етот? I mean this one?

[tawdry folio]

Oops, lol. My bad

[wary heart]

Hmmmmm

[serene galleon]

Нет

[wary heart]

Ughhhhh

I defo remember ot

It

The bully the pit bull

[serene galleon]

Also it was on VHS so it’s older

[wary heart]

Did u watch ералаш

[serene galleon]

I don’t think so

[wary heart]

Hold up right there

No?

[serene galleon]

I’ve heard of it but don’t think I’ve watched it

[wary heart]

Damn

Буратино?

Idk if thats how u spell it

[serene galleon]

No

[wary heart]

Damnnn

Have u ever come across this

Ugh I cant find it but I will one day

[wary heart]

Bingo 👌

[wary heart]

The cat said shalom

[exotic mica]

oof so cold

[tawdry folio]

I'm from Switch; is the Ferrari P80/c in global?

[tepid cedar]

No

[tawdry folio]

Aight, thanks. I know there was a Ferrari thing recently

[serene galleon]

https://youtu.be/fRh_vgS2dFE is it too late now to say sorry?

[exotic mica]

guess its a gud day then

teacher skipped maf lesson

lesson is missed

goodest english

[serene galleon]

Oooh ooh ohh SORRY!

[wary heart]

Cause I'm missin more than just your bodyyy

[gray island]

Reeee

[tawdry creek]

lmao who even thought this was real

[flat ridge]

👀

[tawdry creek]

12 people who thought it was real apparently

[flat ridge]

Lol didn’t even notice

You zone out when scrolling

[tawdry creek]

only the og knows who designed this lfa

[tawdry folio]

@tawdry lintel Thanks for letting me know. I was wondering why half of the "LFA"s I found online were uglier lmao

because the good one wasn't an LFA at all

[tawdry lintel]

This is the LFA

I think it looks sick tbh

[tawdry lintel]

It is real it's a Lexus LC

[tawdry folio]

Oh, that picture doesn't look too bad.

[tawdry creek]

it's an lfa redesign

by thesketchmonkey

[tawdry folio]

Yeah, my bad for saying it's an LFA. I should have done a bit more research

[tawdry lintel]

Oh I know the sketch monkey

When I searched "Lexus LC" A bunch like that came up so I assumed it had to be real lol

[tawdry creek]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdoc8kfKbUk

[tawdry folio]

there's also the LC F.

[tawdry lintel]

But makes sense that's probably somewhat what it would look like if they started making them again

[tawdry folio]

https://www.lexus.com/models/LC

yeee

[tawdry creek]

either way it's a redesign, it's not a real car

so my point still stands

[tawdry lintel]

Oh well no big deal it's just car suggestions they probably rarely look at in anyway

Well that link he posted goes to the offical website so now I'm wondering if it's actually real lol

Then again idk. Not much of a Lexus expert.

[tawdry creek]

makes sense

anyways

this is hot

[tawdry lintel]

I know

SC20

The official one doesn't have a roof

[tawdry creek]

i know

[tawdry lintel]

So how are TheSketchMonkeys designs so similar to the final product? That LC and SC20 look almost the same as the real ones.

[tawdry creek]

cause he took inspirations from the official model?

[tawdry lintel]

Guess he wanted to see how it would look with a roof lol

[tawdry creek]

duh, everyone would

well, not everyone, but i would

[tawdry folio]

the SV to its AvJ

[tawdry lintel]

It looks cool without a roof but what happens if it starts raining? It's not a convertible.

[tawdry folio]

h u r r y

[tawdry lintel]

It can hurry that's for sure 😂

[tawdry creek]

4

[tepid cedar]

6 tbh

[calm steppe]

my edits are getting better...

im proud.

Before(s)

After(s)

[tawdry creek]

i like the before

[calm steppe]

Well Opinions are opinions, and i could use criticism

[tawdry creek]

my only criticism is the stock rims on the r34

[calm steppe]

I dunno great rims to use on them TwT

[tawdry creek]

rip

[radiant prism]

My art ;-;

[tawdry creek]

https://youtu.be/6aRfji3vIMU

haha lol

bye soup

[scarlet urchin]

Lil

He sold the soup

[hollow gull]

he sold the FN69

[scarlet urchin]

Jesse, wher did u put teh methe

[tawdry creek]

https://youtu.be/73gy-qFcllM

[rich rock]

Do you know there’s also a DRIVETRIBE app?

[tawdry creek]

no

[exotic mica]

gud day ig

maf teacher forgot to attend lesson

then

got early dismissals

pretty much 2 free lessons

at least i can chill

[jagged flame]

Where

[teal frost]

https://www.roadandtrack.com/reviews/a34974815/2021-ford-mustang-mach-e-review/ as always

[spiral plinth]

I thought tesla

[tawdry creek]

took a while till someone make a post about it

[spiral plinth]

Is this good time yet ?

[wanton spindle]

I got 1:20:068 with ginneta 4* with epic import on speed

So I'll say it's a good time

[spiral plinth]

Thanks

[faint dragon]

Jeezus Christ. I go to A9 general and my app crashes. So much activity there

[teal frost]

British

https://youtu.be/6aRfji3vIMU

[tawdry creek]

oh i just sent that

[torpid forge]

Hello everyone!

[tawdry creek]

but it's funny

so long zupra

[torpid forge]

Hi Jason

[tawdry creek]

hi

[hollow gull]

Hi Jason

[tawdry creek]

hi Clysmz

[teal frost]

https://youtu.be/gS_gvgV_EDA

[tawdry creek]

i love the title

SAD...

[hollow gull]

yeah

[crisp yew]

pybercunk

2048

yep

[amber tapir]

Rig* Nova Alpine ™#2593 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[teal cradle]

Yikes

[rigid zephyr]

where

[crisp schooner]

low res high quality memes

[teal cradle]

Hmm
NPCs do be sus these days

[tawdry creek]

damn fischl

[wheat spoke]

life goals

[faint dragon]

So about Maths

You got Integration, Differentiation yet? @fierce talon

[fierce talon]

still no

I'm in grade 10 ||so learned about vectors, high order equations|| @faint dragon

[faint dragon]

👍 alright so vectors is there
Been years since I studied that :

[fierce talon]

and A little knowledge about graphs

[faint dragon]

I am waiting 🍿

[crisp yew]

math? oh boy

also, my xbox controller is coming tomorrow. finally i can start playing dirt 2 and pc 2 on something other than a keyboard

[faint dragon]

Maths
The most beautiful subject ever created

[crisp yew]

im taking 2 AP math courses this year lol

trading science for math

[high herald]

no chem

lol

[faint dragon]

I see people getting screwed up with Physics more often

[high herald]

lmao i actually meant it

[high herald]

but yeah

[faint dragon]

GameLoft more like GameLoaf

i like bread

[high herald]

bruh

how does that even make sense

lmao

[faint dragon]

dont question it just go with it

my favourite car (not for its power,but for how good it looks)

[rich rock]

My favourite car is the Jaguar E-type light weight GT. Simply because of how good it looks. P1’s my second favourite.

[faint dragon]

Rimac is my most fav in power

Vazirani is my most fav in looks

[rich rock]

But the Lotus Evija has more horsepower than the Rimac C-Two.

[faint dragon]

Dont care

power and technology

are the C2's best qualities

[rich rock]

The Evija looks more futuristic

[faint dragon]

ikt

but

u can unlock the Rimac with facial recognition

[rich rock]

I hope Hammond doesn’t bin it like what he did with the concept one, if he gets a chance to drive it.

[faint dragon]

same

[rich rock]

There’s only seven concept ones left.

[faint dragon]

wait, i thought he already binned it

[rich rock]

He crashed the concept one, the previous generation

[faint dragon]

so, what do you think is gonna be Rimac's newest car?

[rich rock]

Of the eight concept one built only seven remain. Making it even rarer. Rimac now owns Bugatti by the way.

[faint dragon]

smth that can go 300+mph and is called Concept X?

[faint dragon]

and Porsche owns 10% of Rimac

man, these guys just keep buying

[rich rock]

Electric cars can’t go that fast

[faint dragon]

u have a point, but some guy had said earlier "Electric Cars cant go faster than the Veyron"

and boom

the Terzo, Trion and C2

[serene galleon]

I got the whole collection

[faint dragon]

wow

is that Geometry Cube?

[serene galleon]

Geometry dash

[faint dragon]

forgot the name lmao

whats world?

[serene galleon]

It’s some version where there’s islands where you need to complete

It only has like 10 short levels though

Also you can play featured maps other people made

[faint dragon]

oooh, wait, so Caribbean Dash? Or Bahamas Dash?

[serene galleon]

What?

No

[faint dragon]

seemed like that

[serene galleon]

These two islands

[faint dragon]

i like the first one better

so, the first one could be caribbean, and the other one could be bahamas

[serene galleon]

The very last level is my favorite

[faint dragon]

which is?

[serene galleon]

On toxic factory the level on the right

[faint dragon]

idk lvl name

[serene galleon]

Idk either

[faint dragon]

lel

is it ur fav bc its mysterious and unknown?

[wary heart]

😂😂 love your questions

[rigid zephyr]

no...

[faint dragon]

oh hell no

roblox Mona Lisa

[spiral plinth]

Lel

[faint dragon]

lets eleminate it shall we?

https://tenor.com/view/fishy-gun-howitzer-slap-fire-gif-16789331

[teal frost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398522964821147658/788903176182038538/video0_20.mp4

[faint dragon]

dis ma teacher. loks a bit like marwell right?

[hollow gull]

@umbral stirrup hot

[wary heart]

Why does she/he look Russian to me

[umbral stirrup]

no, no. Megahot

[keen geyser]

Geometry Dash

[hollow gull]

my bad

[hollow gull]

CJ

[sand bough]

yes

[faint dragon]

CJ from san andreas

[cosmic cloud]

confused unga bunga

[cunning elbow]

not wrong tho

[scarlet urchin]

Me when no Hussarya GT

[velvet hollow]

o no u'r back

[spiral plinth]

Shhh

Stop

Plz

[velvet hollow]

🙃

[spiral plinth]

Th

[spiral plinth]

Plz

[fair flame]

Lonely drivers gang

[supple lagoon]

There’s no room on the road for others, you know this.

[scarlet urchin]

Wh

At

[tawdry folio]

So. Because someone suggested Devel 16... what do we think its actual specs are? Is it just a normal street car lmao

or is it an empty shell

[vocal ruin]

I got a Supra MK IV for just 5000 dollars at a pawnshop

Planning to add those Fast n Furious decals fo the car.

[exotic mica]

no more maf

but sth worse

[worthy glen]

Good morning

[wary heart]

Good afternoon for me, but good morning

[teal frost]

https://youtu.be/NwO9wvmr7Fs

[tawdry creek]

cool

get super best friend-zoned

[spiral plinth]

Virgin

[halcyon crag]

Hey what car do u guys want for ur future?

[spiral plinth]

Thanos car

[halcyon crag]

Actually

[uncut oasis]

yea

haha

[faint dragon]

https://youtu.be/a_lKlXaN968

[tawdry folio]

beautiful

[fair night]

looks like bailey

but drunk

ish

[faint dragon]

rice energy

[tawdry creek]

bosozoku cars are filled with love

[tawdry folio]

and blood

[scarlet urchin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/507603021514014731/788742238606721024/video0_-_2020-12-13T092742.431.mp4

[balmy brook]

Every time you ever took a ramp the wrong angle in-game:
(Video's "fast car" by nihonium on Youtube, btw)

[dull widget]

@balmy brook 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[faint dragon]

the flip of the century

[balmy brook]

That's so A9 IRL 🤣

[faint dragon]

when ur car is so dang light

lighter than air

[tawdry folio]

give me tokens or I'll unleash the bird on u

[fair night]

bird

[teal frost]

https://youtu.be/YmmI6wUcgJ8

[supple lagoon]

Hey, does anyone have that meme where the guy goes:
“WOOOOO yeah babyyyy, that’s what I’ve been waiting for”

[faint dragon]

moist critikal

[wary heart]

crackalacking

[sage notch]

Can GL add this car?

[uncut oasis]

anyonehere?

[tawdry folio]

hiii

[wanton spindle]

Are you playing the complete edition?

[spiral plinth]

Idk but ok

Cyperpunk

[wanton spindle]

rip

[tiny orchid]

where @faint dragon

[faint dragon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z70Ukr2lObQ

[tiny orchid]

thanks!

[faint dragon]

Its very short because I dont want to leak whole thing 🙂

[supple lagoon]

I got the meme now, thanks

Now I can do it-

I made 100% on my AP Calculus Semester Exam

[spiral plinth]

Nsfw

[faint dragon]

🤣

[humble sapphire]

Yes🤤

[tawdry creek]

horizon tilt sucks

and i mean it in a mean way

[tawdry creek]

that's funny

[flat ridge]

‘Tis indeed

[spiral plinth]

@humble sapphire whats that game😳 👉 👈

[humble sapphire]

Grid autosport Multiplayer but is beta@spiral plinth

It has some thing removed now..but is worth trying

[tawdry creek]

@teal frost is this meant to be making fun of the woman

or man

[teal frost]

🤷‍♂️

[tawdry creek]

okay, I'm making fun of this person then

[crisp yew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/441228228162748417/789131117470941184/video0_57.mp4

[tawdry creek]

zup

[cerulean delta]

1:04:25.95

[crisp yew]

zpin

[cerulean delta]

cow but polish

[teal frost]

https://youtu.be/BfYjpJuFl1s

[wary heart]

An interesting creation...

Now we can go rAcInG with the whole fam

[tawdry folio]

who needs downforce when your whole family is weighing the car down

[rich monolith]

Hmm

[wary heart]

Mhmm

[tepid cedar]

shouldve made a Grand Caravan and Journey Hellcat before they axed them 😔

[spiral plinth]

That gs should be 8th

[tawdry folio]

So, what's up with Gran Turismo, and why are there so many cars with it in the name? Is the game named after a real event, and the cars are made for the real event, not the game?

[velvet hollow]

type of racing

game based on it

[tawdry folio]

Ohhh, alright. Makes more sense why there's umpteen "Vision Gran Turismo"s now

thank you

[faint dragon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/768941701686886401/788917437571268618/video0_4.mov

@faint dragon this?

[cold briar]

RIP KID

[wary heart]

Oop-

[wary heart]

Double Oop-

[supple lagoon]

I can’t comprehend what’s happening in that video... it has to be cgi

[faint dragon]

@delicate tundra
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndc3-JMVYAw
discord mod video

[cold briar]

Look its Charli damlio's tour bus

@bold gull

[cinder grove]

👀

[wary heart]

Random fact yall, on 21st December, it will be the Saturn and Jupiter Conjunction, and almost everyone will be able to see those planets with the naked eye

[amber tapir]

[G18C] Glockspeed Gaming#3624 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[crisp yew]

i absolutely love BOTW's soundtrack

wbu?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/441228228162748417/789200290461122599/video0_7.mp4

[keen geyser]

The Alien behind the Fur

[crisp yew]

psychiatrist: its ok, night in the woods forward facing character cant hurt you

night in the woods forward facing character:

[keen geyser]

Looks weird ngl

[wary heart]

Are u speaking of Breath of the Wild

[crisp yew]

yep

[wary heart]

O

[crisp yew]

Fox and shiba

[supple lagoon]

Blegh dang it discord

There we go.

[vapid tangle]

La Voiture Noire is op

[serene galleon]

My geometry dash level so far

[wary heart]

😂😂thats so cute <33

[wary heart]

The amount of times that nearly gave me a heart attack

[serene galleon]

I tried to make it look like you’re about to die

But then you’re fine

[wary heart]

U have succeeded

[serene galleon]

It’s gonna be the same the rest of the level

[wary heart]

Ur good tho

[serene galleon]

It’s kind of fun because I just make it up as I go

[wary heart]

Ooo i see

I only have the lite version

[serene galleon]

You should buy it

It’s only $2

[wary heart]

sniffs but I dont got no money...

[keen geyser]

Minecraft

[wary heart]

Dame daneee

Sorry that reminded me of him

[vapid tangle]

Rip streetstorm

[faint dragon]

I just quit that game recently 😳

[keen geyser]

What does that means?

Oh

[faint dragon]

So can we still play it or it will shut down forever?

[wary heart]

I dont think u can play it anymore

[primal stirrup]

My god...

The amount of customization here...

[keen geyser]

The game will be shutdown tho

[primal stirrup]

Huh...
Shutdown or just gonna be unavailable on the stores??

[crisp yew]

very cool and good

buidlign

[wary heart]

yes. buidlign.

[halcyon crag]

So

How have yall been

[tepid cedar]

Ive been very Ford GT

[halcyon crag]

Nice

[wary heart]

Well, I've been better. Hope none of yall get corona like me sigh

[halcyon crag]

Rip

Hope u get well

Take well care

[tepid cedar]

Feel better over there, stay safe

[wary heart]

Djakjdnsksojfhsoakjfis ly guys 😂💙 tysm

[tepid cedar]

Anytime

[wary heart]

Anyways, whats the most fav thing u guys like to talk about im waiting for my meds and dissing your best friend about her love life doesn't pass much time so

[tepid cedar]

Video games, music, and Discord
quarantine lifestyle

cant go back

[wary heart]

Okay where do u wanna start

[tepid cedar]

?

[wary heart]

As in what do u wanna start talking about..

[tepid cedar]

Meh, im not the kind to start convos.

hows corona been? feeling any better

[frozen hearth]

☕ hm.

Afternoon—

[tepid cedar]

Afternoon

[frozen hearth]

How are y'all doing 😳

[wary heart]

I feel horrible lets put it that way, but im grateful its not as bad as other people

There's so much drama man

[frozen hearth]

Oh, covid got you?

😔 man

[wary heart]

(sniffs) yes sigh.

[tepid cedar]

Hopefully it gets better, yea you have it better off than others.

[wary heart]

🙏 🙏

[tepid cedar]

and hey anti bodies you wont get it a second time

or whatever its called

[frozen hearth]

I was one of the first cases in my country, luckily it wasn't that bad

Got better in a few months

[wary heart]

Thank goodness that's good to hear

[tepid cedar]

ive been alright

[wary heart]

Yes antiodies

Basically, b cells release memory cells that remember to produce the right antibodies if your body comes across the same virus again

Or something like that..

[tepid cedar]

Ye

[frozen hearth]

Yeah, now that I remember they told me I that I was needing a vaccine before leaving 🧐

[tepid cedar]

The vaccine is still being tested by select people iirc

[wary heart]

In my opinion its still not safe enough to vaccinate because there hasn't been enough proof that it is proper safe in the long run ygm

[frozen hearth]

Btw, can't remember it those were antibodies

🤷‍♀️

[wary heart]

Shall I spill some boring tea

[frozen hearth]

Sure🥴

[wary heart]

Its kinda old but te doesn't get old ..

Anyways

So

There is a maths teacher, let's say Mr, and a Spanish teacher, let's say Miss, at my school

And

Basically

I'm pretty sure Mr had a wife and a child but I think he was divorced at the time anyways

Well

Miss was sorta new to the school, and she was my half form tutor, and we would ALWAYSSSSS see Mr and miss in the classroom together at lunch. And so everyone knew that they had some sort of thing

Buttttt

[tepid cedar]

Its so weird seeing teachers do normal life things

i dont know why

[frozen hearth]

Huh- why?

[wary heart]

One day, they stopped being so close. Noone really noticed but one day in maths class, my maths teacher spilled some tea........

To us, her students that can NEVER be trusted

[tepid cedar]

By normal life things like going to the store or whatever

[frozen hearth]

I see 🥴

[tepid cedar]

I dunno

just stuck with me as a little kid

[wary heart]

During Mr and Miss's relationship, Mr had told Miss that he was like 23 or 24, her age.

But

One day

She found out that he had been lying to her, I forgot why and there some other things but the guy is actually un 45 or something and she got quite, let's put it this way, shocked.

Basically, the thing is since noone was meant to know, some students went to Mr and mentioned it

And our maths teacher was like jaidhdixjbciais twas not me who told themmm

[tepid cedar]

Uh oh...

[wary heart]

It was such a sticky one

Omg

I felt bad because how on earth can u not see that he ain't 24

I swear my maths teacher got so embarrassed and sCaReD that the teachers were gonna find out that she told us

Hdisjsjsk sorry that was so irrelevant but I was just debating whether to spill interesting tea or just take something out the blue

[frozen hearth]

But like—

Is it wrong dating someone who's way older then you?

[tepid cedar]

I mean storytimes are fun

[wary heart]

No not at all. The problem is he lied to her

[frozen hearth]

Of course

[wary heart]

He said he was 20 yes younger

Years*

[tepid cedar]

i dont know about the legality but shrug

[wary heart]

As long as one person in the relationship isn't under 16 and the other is over because u can't do that in UK

U have to both either be lower, higher , or both 16

[tepid cedar]

yea thats the funny p word

[wary heart]

What p word? 😂

[crisp yew]

Car

[frozen hearth]

Funny thing I could do something similar 😂

[tepid cedar]

Nyoom

[crisp yew]

Peripheral?

[wary heart]

Vroom vroom

[tepid cedar]

pedophile

[crisp yew]

A h .

[tepid cedar]

im way too paranoid with the filter

[wary heart]

Wdym could..

[frozen hearth]

A lot of people told me that I look like a 16-17 year old, however I'm 23

[wary heart]

I see 😂

We were very disturbed too

OH OH OH

I dont he mentioned that he had an ex wife and a child I think

I think that made her well even more 😳😳

[frozen hearth]

Oh— well now that's some serious

problem😳

[wary heart]

Take that as a compliment..?

[tepid cedar]

School teacher drama

[wary heart]

Yes.

[hollow gull]

hot

[frozen hearth]

No.

[wary heart]

Chef's Kiss

[tepid cedar]

Mustang nyoom

[crisp yew]

Cute

[frozen hearth]

Even a student from where I work tried to date me thinking I was another student 🗿

[wary heart]

Double Chefs Kiss

[hollow gull]

mustang

[tepid cedar]

Nyom

[wary heart]

Oh my...

[crisp yew]

Look he’s

[crisp yew]

He’s just vibin

[hollow gull]

👍 😃

[wary heart]

Why does he suit the thumb as his head? 😂😂

[crisp yew]

He looks mildly pleased

[frozen hearth]

He looks like 👍

[crisp yew]

👍

[frozen hearth]

👍

[hollow gull]

👍

[wary heart]

👍

[tepid cedar]

👍

My mother is short and also looks fairly young, once a random stranger tried to advertise a college to her. Shes in her mid 40s

[wary heart]

😂

[frozen hearth]

Woah 🥴

[wary heart]

🦊

[crisp yew]

🐶|🦊

[tepid cedar]

Fox meets doge

[wary heart]

I saw this and remembered how u like foxes its so random but hey, its a fox 🤷‍♀️

[crisp yew]

Very cool

[tepid cedar]

:)

I think about cate too

[crisp yew]

Bop bop bop bop bop

[frozen hearth]

bop

[wary heart]

bop

[frozen hearth]

Think about this too.
https://c.tenor.com/uQmOJMgqmxAAAAAM/bingus-binguscord.gif

<3

[crisp yew]

Aggressive aggretsuki

[tepid cedar]

Dominance

[crisp yew]

Merry chrimams

[tepid cedar]

Merry Chrysler to you too

[wary heart]

:sparkles: more boring teacher tea :sparkles:

So one day, a group of girls, around 13, were in the changing rooms, and obvs they gonna start talking, its not gonna a dead silent room, anyways, the male teacher, teaching those students that day, got very very mad that the girls kept talking and taking ages to change and started banging on the door to tell them to hurry up, but then decided to storm in to a room of half naked young girls to start shouting at them. Imagine, he got reported, and then ended up getting kicked out but still, the girls were in their underwear and its an open space changing room not much space to hide from a man stroming in

[wary heart]

Ghost Mushrooms.. they looked liked ghosts to me

[wary heart]

Omg shall I send u a spongebob video that'll scar yoj

You*

[tepid cedar]

Ouch

[crisp yew]

unfortunate

[wary heart]

Lemme send that video. Mad respect to anyone who watches the full thing because for me, that was hArD

Lemme find it

[crisp yew]

need emote

[hollow gull]

a spongebob video that will scare me

or scar me

https://tenor.com/view/doubt-press-x-press-la-noire-gif-18717264

[wary heart]

https://youtu.be/2unhM-tWKQA

[hollow gull]

oh hey yeah i've watched that

[wary heart]

Yes.

[hollow gull]

i watch meatcanyon's videos

[wary heart]

Its so wksbfjskand

[hollow gull]

👍 😃 nice try

[wary heart]

:(

[crisp yew]

just beyond the golden arches

[wary heart]

Hmm how about something just generally stoopid

[hollow gull]

eliminar

[crisp yew]

aimkid is a really good animator

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgkQVDdJ1BM

https://tenor.com/view/poggers-chips-waynecord-gif-18960228

[hollow gull]

chips

ruffles

[tepid cedar]

iphone(7)

[frozen hearth]

ifone(ex)

[tepid cedar]

She had it in the first half

[tepid cedar]

birb

[keen geyser]

Birb

Grog

[tepid cedar]

Look at it go

[crisp yew]

this is me when uh

[keen geyser]

Fly

Idk where i get these videos

Some are repost

Some are from other server

[tepid cedar]

I hate it when im at the mall and then a blue 1967 Cadillac DeVille Coupe hits me

😤

[keen geyser]

Yeah

Definition of hit hard

[wary heart]

https://youtu.be/GXPf58aDBIA

Don't judge my childhood x

[primal stirrup]

Well well

[wary heart]

Whats that supposed to mean 😂😂

[wary heart]

Uno what, now that I watched it back, im very concerned for why 7 yr old me was exposed to that..

[wary heart]

Omg 😂

[wary heart]

Did u just do that?

[crisp yew]

perhapsn't

[wary heart]

Hmm well, either way 👍 that type of humour is a different level of humour

oh no whoops

[crisp yew]

What a cute floof

I wonder what model headphones he wearin

[keen geyser]

Orange

[tawdry creek]

that's yellow

[tepid cedar]

Tangerine

[scarlet urchin]

Y'all been posting memes and furry art while I was asleep eh!?

[tepid cedar]

And storytime

[amber tapir]

Enkei#3384 has been warned

Reason: inapropriate content for this server

[scarlet urchin]

Foin

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/724002006108471326/789305463589306400/2020-12-17_15-08-53.mp4

[crisp yew]

Please do not the cat

[wary heart]

Gah omg what if I just overdosed on my meds

Damn it im such an idiot

[wary heart]

I need advice. Stat

Hxskjxnxkskskfjsoamf

[crisp yew]

why if i may ask

[wary heart]

Um just for um let's say educational purposes..?

[hollow gull]

i tried killed someone called myself once

[wary heart]

Well, thank goodness that failed.

:)

[flat ridge]

you need advice in murder?

[wary heart]

But uh still, I could really use some advice

[flat ridge]

well

the idea is to make it seem like it wasn't a murder

[wary heart]

Go on..

[flat ridge]

maybe an accident, or just frame someone else

you can do this multiple ways

the cause of death

the surroundings

how it all falls into place, you know?

[wary heart]

I see, yes that sounds fairly doable

[flat ridge]

it really is

[wary heart]

But what if I hired assassins instead

[flat ridge]

that would be far more expensive, but it'd get the job done with far less risk

i dunno, it depends on the job

[crisp yew]

sir this is a wendy's

[flat ridge]

LOL

[wary heart]

I'm still deciding wait

[vapid tangle]

You idiot this is a McDonald's

[wary heart]

WENDYS

[crisp yew]

sir this is a home depot

[wary heart]

Whaa

[crisp yew]

society

[flat ridge]

what

[wary heart]

Okay okay, so

I think I can carry out that devious plan now

But

[flat ridge]

sweet

oh?

[wary heart]

If I get caught...

Imma need a lawyer

Wait

My DAD!

Wait no

He won't like it

[flat ridge]

oof, well there you're on your own

[crisp yew]

yea, you should ask your dad before you hire a hitman off the internet

[flat ridge]

^

[crisp yew]

make sure he gives you the go-ahead so all of it can be planned financially

[wary heart]

Uh no, as in he won't like that he would have to help me out of jail

[wary heart]

That would be great

[crisp yew]

cute

[flat ridge]

fawx

[wary heart]

Some members of society should either just disappear or fox up

Fix*

[flat ridge]

yeah

[wary heart]

Then I won't have to do no dirty business

[wary heart]

Guess what I've come to a conclusion

[crisp yew]

there is the solution

seize it

[wary heart]

I have concluded that.. u like foxes.. yes no? Maybe..

[crisp yew]

at least 3

[flat ridge]

i think he might

[wary heart]

Oh u think so too?

He might like hampters too tho

[crisp yew]

i like other animals too

[wary heart]

I like alot of animals

I have 9 budgies and a quail

But

I want a whole zoo dunno why like those rich Arab men with zoos in their back um "gardens"

[flat ridge]

cats are best

[wary heart]

Meow

[flat ridge]

disagree = die

[tawdry creek]

dogs are best

[wary heart]

Assassins assemble

[wary heart]

Oh no

[flat ridge]

ye ye

[tawdry creek]

friendly fire enabled

[flat ridge]

letsa go

[wary heart]

I do like dogs tho

[crisp yew]

and so starts the 100 year war

[wary heart]

PuPpIeS

KiTtEnS

[flat ridge]

ok some dogs are cool

[wary heart]

Agreed

[flat ridge]

but so many are bad too

[hollow gull]

WOOFHA

[wary heart]

Also agreed

[hollow gull]

ok thank god

[flat ridge]

cats are pretty consistent

[hollow gull]

phew

[flat ridge]

like the worst thing a cat will do is mess up a house or eat a dead bird

[crisp yew]

allergic to cats, cant relate

[wary heart]

2:40 am lets see how nocturnal I am..

[flat ridge]

but dogs literally kill kids for no reason so

[wary heart]

Aww im actually allergic too but that doesn't stop me from liking them

[wary heart]

Some

Only some

[flat ridge]

yeah some

very few

[wary heart]

Mhm

Oh and bears kill

Yep

[flat ridge]

but still you won't find a cat that does that

they be two of them

[wary heart]

Uno dos

[hollow gull]

the satanic twins

[wary heart]

Oop-

[wary heart]

Awwwjdjsisjfjsosjd

Thasshocutee

Where do yous get theseee

[hollow gull]

internet

[wary heart]

Wait its says Instagram.com..

I= idiot.

[hollow gull]

when you're sus

[wary heart]

😂

Too many a times

[crisp yew]

he screem
a

[crisp yew]

trololo

[hollow gull]

when imposter is sus

[crisp yew]

problem?

[flat ridge]

aw

[crisp yew]

wimdy

[wary heart]

Yes wimdy

[tawdry creek]

I'm allergic to life

[crisp yew]

https://tenor.com/view/maça-eating-apple-apple-eating-smile-gif-12169830

[wary heart]

Oop- sir/ madam, we do provide antidotes to that allergy

[crisp yew]

why did that gif make me laugh

[wary heart]

They just be taking a while to be discovered..

[tawdry creek]

it's okay

i don't need it

[hollow gull]

humor

[tawdry creek]

I've already found a new world that was meant for me

[hollow gull]

https://tenor.com/view/h-apple-apple-h-apple-gif-18834689

[crisp yew]

https://tenor.com/view/apple-shutterstock-men-eat-vegan-gif-8737625

[tawdry creek]

big cheek

[tepid cedar]

H

[crisp yew]

an apple a day keeeps away

[hollow gull]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-jerma-rotting-when-the-imposter-is-sus-imposter-jerma985-gif-19532092

[tawdry creek]

keeps away

[wary heart]

Pray tell, what do be that world thou hath seeken content in..

[crisp yew]

an apple a doctor the away

[hollow gull]

haha aventador go away

[wary heart]

And education is important too.

[tepid cedar]

Red boiz be chillin

[crisp yew]

fiery

[flat ridge]

is the yellow one a gallardo or a 458

[hollow gull]

both

[flat ridge]

ah

[tepid cedar]

looks gallardo

[flat ridge]

no

[crisp yew]

no

[wary heart]

don't have one..

but no..

[faint lichen]

Ok

[tepid cedar]

yesnt

[crisp yew]

Ok

[flat ridge]

Ok

[wary heart]

Ok

[tawdry creek]

hm

[crisp yew]

did you know?

[tepid cedar]

i know

[wary heart]

Same I knew

[crisp yew]

you know what i mean

[wary heart]

Duh

[spiral plinth]

😳

[tawdry creek]

what i know

[spiral plinth]

😏

[tawdry creek]

i do not like that emoji

[crisp yew]

pensive

[spiral plinth]

?

[wary heart]

...

[tawdry creek]

pensive

[crisp yew]

😔

[tepid cedar]

pensive

triumph

[tawdry creek]

😔

[crisp yew]

😤

[wary heart]

Are we just copying him

[tawdry creek]

😤