🪄・off-topic

[tawdry creek]

looks at prius

is that a batmobile

[faint dragon]

looks at p50
is that a batmobile

[hollow gull]

looks at batmobile
is that a tank

batmobile looks like megatron

the uh, modern batmobile ofc

[faint dragon]

This joke is a prove to see if you have a functioning set of eyes

At least the NSX and Ferrari joke is ok

[hollow gull]

the new batmobile looks hot tho

[mortal spoke]

some of the people who clown on people, and insult people used to be in the victim's position
@hollow gull I used to be a clown as well

frankly I still am

[faint dragon]

this video is deep
https://youtu.be/_317DOO284E

[sweet lantern]

@tawdry creek .... HOW?!?!?!

[tawdry creek]

wym how

[sweet lantern]

And how?!?!!?

[tawdry creek]

it's anime logic

don't question it

just enjoy it

yes

[sweet lantern]

The little is a heavy smoker and a drinker wth....

[tawdry creek]

those animes are good tho

[sweet lantern]

How the hell did she not die after giving birth to this guy

[hallow pumice]

Did I heard the A word? 🗿

[faint dragon]

Mercedes-Benz, what the hell is this

[sweet lantern]

@faint dragon wth!!

[hallow pumice]

@faint dragon square boye

[sweet lantern]

@hallow pumice get outta here >~< go back to general

[hallow pumice]

N

[faint dragon]

They turned a G Wagon into a race car

[hallow pumice]

Oh cool

[sweet lantern]

Branagh I'm going to faint real quick

[faint dragon]

And if you take it off road, you’re toast

[hallow pumice]

[tawdry creek]

this is so sad

can we get an f

[faint dragon]

F

[sweet lantern]

@tawdry creek get that stiff to #🏎・general we in anime #🪄・off-topic

[hollow gull]

that's A9 China

it belongs here

[tawdry creek]

technically it's off topic

yes

cause a9c is far better than a9global

: )

[faint dragon]

nabs

I mean those players

not u

[tawdry creek]

the wiser way is too wait till it's almost the end of the season, when all the whales have gone to LL, while i speed running to LL

[glad fractal]

https://youtu.be/UpRMMfH92lw

Safe manual route^

[mortal spoke]

I have already retired but I used to make a run for Top 100

[faint dragon]

Porsche SRT8

[tawdry creek]

yes

[faint dragon]

Yea, I’m not going for this car

Waiting until the 918 car hunt

[sly plume]

Siri open maps

I don’t understand

[mortal spoke]

what would the 918 be? Porsche 918 GTS?

[sly plume]

Siri open maps

I don’t see anything connected

Siri open maps

[faint dragon]

what would the 918 be? Porsche 918 GTS?
@mortal spoke *spyder

Class S

[sly plume]

Here’s what I found on the web for gorilla masks

[mortal spoke]

oh I thought Porsche and Dodge were somehow connected

[sly plume]

Wdym Porsche is German and Dodge is American

[mortal spoke]

Porsche SRT8

[hallow pumice]

what

[faint dragon]

i mean just look at its stats in Class C

[sly plume]

Siri open maps

[hallow pumice]

Well, Dodge is owned by Mercedes Benz so, it is a bit german technically

[sly plume]

I didn’t know that

[faint dragon]

i mean just look at its stats in Class C
In A9C

[mortal spoke]

these stats look worse than lancer honestly

rather drive that

[faint dragon]

Well, Dodge is owned by Mercedes Benz so, it is a bit german technically
@hallow pumice wdym, DaimlerBenz sold them

a long time ago

[hallow pumice]

They did?

[faint dragon]

Now they are owned by Fiat Chrysler

[hallow pumice]

Dodge is italian then ecs de

[faint dragon]

maybe

[mortal spoke]

wow, wasn‘t this Daimler-Chrysler a long time ago as well?

[faint dragon]

wow, wasn‘t this Daimler-Chrysler a long time ago as well?
@mortal spoke wow, yr old

[mortal spoke]

actually 3 days before my birthday

[faint dragon]

Chrysler filed for bankruptcy in 2009, until 2014, Fiat merged with Chrysler to form FCA

[rich monolith]

Sprint car 26
BRUH

[faint dragon]

Time to start some trouble here :p

[clear meteor]

...

[hallow pumice]

So, uhhh, I don't think you could get a job on IBM if you're 15 @rotund cedar

[faint dragon]

So... apparently part time job is not a thing in here :/

[hallow pumice]

[static stump]

So... apparently part time job is not a thing in here :/
@faint dragon for vdg dev no

[faint dragon]

vdg dev?

[rotund cedar]

l o l

[hallow pumice]

A part time job- for a programmer

Hm

oh, and you're <18

idk

Oh, I also used to fix PC software and hardware when I was 16, but only to ppl I know like friends, familiars or someone from the neighborhood

wait til you're 18 and get a proper job mate

[static stump]

vdg dev?
@faint dragon videogame dev

[faint dragon]

Oh ok

[hollow gull]

epileptic

ow

[faint dragon]

hotfix installed.....no spoiler animations

rip

[rare ferry]

@odd swan please don't post gifs/emotes that have fast changing colors

[odd swan]

ok

[sly plume]

My phone is at 5 percent

[faint dragon]

charge it

[sly plume]

There’s no power

[faint dragon]

blackout?

[sly plume]

Yes

[faint dragon]

rip

good luck buddy

[sly plume]

I’ll go charge it in the car

Except I don’t have a power inverter with a full bridge rectifier

[faint dragon]

oh, what car do you own?

[sly plume]

I don’t own a car sadly. It’s my parent’s cars

[faint dragon]

so....what car is it?

[sly plume]

Well there’s a few

[faint dragon]

your parents own more than one cars

[sly plume]

Yes

[faint dragon]

i'm interested

[sly plume]

My dad has two Mercedes sprinters, 3 Toyota 4Runners and a Highlander

[faint dragon]

0_0

[sly plume]

My brother has a Toyota 86, GMC Sierra and a Porsche (forgot the model)

[faint dragon]

OMG the holy Hachiroku

I'm amazed

[sly plume]

My family are like car nerds

The two sprinters are my favorite cars

[faint dragon]

What model year are those two Sprinters?

[sly plume]

One is 2019 and the other is 2014

I like 2014 more

[faint dragon]

Is your brother's Porsche a 911? or a 718? or an SUV?

[sly plume]

No it starts with a C I think

It’s not an suv

[hollow gull]

Cayenne

[sly plume]

No

[hollow gull]

Carrera

[faint dragon]

or Cayman

[sly plume]

Yes cayman

Cayman S

[faint dragon]

noice

[sly plume]

I’m gonna be getting a car fairly soon too

[faint dragon]

You're born in a car enthusiast family, lucky

What car?

[sly plume]

Idk

I’m gonna have to pay for it myself though

So it can’t be new

You can get a broken car for a few hundred dollars and fix it up anyway

[faint dragon]

You can buy a E63 BMW M6 with under $20K tho

JK, don't

[sly plume]

You think I have 20k?

[faint dragon]

Idk

[crisp yew]

idk, a 2000s golf gti goes for about 6-8k

pretty solid car imo

[sly plume]

That’s why I’m getting a job soon too

[copper tartan]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/667176359029637120/752896789232746616/image0.jpg

[sly plume]

Lmao

[faint dragon]

the E63 BMW M6 is the king of exotic car depreciation

[misty sleet]

Hi

[sly plume]

Hi

hi

hi.

[misty sleet]

Hi

[sly plume]

Hi.

Bye

Hi

2%

[faint dragon]

the E63 BMW M6 is the king of exotic car depreciation
From over $120K in 2006 to $14-15K today. sed

[sly plume]

I need a power inverter

That converts 12 volts to 120 and DC to AC

1%

[sweet lantern]

Why is everyone here?!?!

[sly plume]

And features a USB port along with a regular power outlet

That has wire I can directly connect to a battery

Preferably with clamps

[faint dragon]

1%

[sly plume]

1/2%

I’m naked from the waste down during a zoom meeting

[odd swan]

me too

lol

[teal cradle]

Whoa

Let's not

[sly plume]

Lmao

It’s not even blocked

Kinda surprising

But good

My phone is still not dead

Just sitting on the last percentile

[verbal quail]

Hello again everyone! I've been working hard to bring you all this new update, so here it is! 😉

Asphalt 9 Card Pack Simulator v2.0.9

WHAT'S NEW in v2.0.9

• Car Database now has over 100 cars!
• 4 NEW CARS added: Aston Martin Valhalla Concept Car, Jaguar C-X75, Chevrolet Corvette C7.R, and Bentley Mulliner Bacalar
• ALL S-Class cars now have custom blueprints!
• Fixed a display issue with the Nissan GT-R NISMO
• Various bug fixes and code optimizations

Note for mobile phone users: Please make sure that JavaScript is enabled on your mobile phone browser in order for everything to work correctly.

Thank you all again for your time and support, and good luck! :)

LINK to Simulator: http://www.ultimateiidx-cs.com/a9/cpsimulator.html

[teal cradle]

@verbal quail Why is your card pack sim so much better. I wish the RNG was based on your sim, since the one in A9 is a total scam

[crisp yew]

pog sim

[verbal quail]

@verbal quail Why is your card pack sim so much better. I wish the RNG was based on your sim, since the one in A9 is a total scam
@teal cradle My card pack simulator is actually using the same official drop rates as in the real Asphalt 9: Legends game.

Maybe you're just getting good RNG on my simulator in your recent pulls...hopefully that luck could transfer into the real game.

[tawdry creek]

true, cause you always get 3x featured bp everytine

lol

[verbal quail]

true, cause you always get 3x featured bp everytine
@tawdry creek Yes, this is because a 10-Pack guarantees at least one Featured Car BP.

[tawdry creek]

yes

anyway, keep up the good work

[teal cradle]

Maybe you're just getting good RNG on my simulator in your recent pulls...hopefully that luck could transfer into the real game.
@verbal quail A9 doesn't make 20% feel like 20%

[verbal quail]

Thank you very much, it's actually becoming more and more tiring trying to keep up with GL.

@verbal quail A9 doesn't make 20% feel like 20%
@teal cradle Haha yeah, I know, I remember getting really bad RNG while trying max star the Bugatti Chiron in the real game, and just when it needed one more BP to 6-star (max) it, they gave me a x15 Featured BP....needless to say, I wanted to punch my monitor. xD

[tawdry creek]

imagine it can predict your next pull

[teal cradle]

At least you didn't
I wanted to unlock P1 with KOTF packs
Got 72 Camaro BPs instead
3 seconds later my laptop flies across the room and luckily lands on a pillow I threw an hour ago

[verbal quail]

LOL that's pretty funny, my laptop ain't light enough to handle like a frisbee xD

Oh and one more thing, there's an "Easter Egg" of sorts on the simulator page....||click the A9 logo to find out. :P||

[sand bough]

@tepid cedar is it your birthday today

[tepid cedar]

si

[sand bough]

happy bday m8
may your wishes come true

[faint dragon]

Happy birthday test cars fanboi

[tepid cedar]

Thank you!

[sand bough]

uhh

ok?

funni

[chrome flint]

Yep

[tepid cedar]

very

[minor turret]

@tepid cedar Happy Birthday

[tepid cedar]

Thank you!

[minor turret]

Np

[uneven notch]

The sun decided that it wanted to be red today.

[minor turret]

7 days difference between my birthday and your 😂 @tepid cedar

[tepid cedar]

Oh nice

7 days after or before?

[minor turret]

Before

[tepid cedar]

ah

[minor turret]

1st of September to be exact

[tepid cedar]

my sister is 7 days after mine

[minor turret]

@tepid cedar Cool

@faint dragon

[minor turret]

Ah , yes Trabis

[humble sapphire]

https://youtu.be/fpe8bEV3Wc4

[mild current]

https://youtu.be/03AqLUlGufc

[clear meteor]

Hwllo

Anyone here???

[sly plume]

Look at this wildfire smoke

[tepid cedar]

damn

[sly plume]

It’s so smoky, that it’s burning my eyes

[tepid cedar]

Stay safe out there

[sly plume]

That’s the sun

Everything is orange

And it’s raining burnt pine needles

[willow niche]

where is that ?

[sly plume]

Washington state

[crisp yew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418996102453264394/753009847267754045/unknown.png

[empty cedar]

The most badass 10 year old in existence:

[tepid cedar]

rocke

???

what?

[hollow gull]

what

that doesn't make any sense

and i don't you either

[tepid cedar]

we never met nor do we know each other irl

mkay then

[crisp yew]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzIjzI2U69k

[sweet lantern]

Me eating this snack

[cyan turret]

Bruh

[ember eagle]

the title screens for the older games are in Asphalt 8's newest track and im crying this is soo amazing 😭

[tepid cedar]

New track?

woa

[clear meteor]

Hi guys

[tepid cedar]

Monaco is also coming to RR3 so this is epic

hey there

[clear meteor]

Hi

How are you?

[crisp yew]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqgCiSmTgYw

[tepid cedar]

Im doing good, u?

[clear meteor]

I'm good, thanks

[hollow gull]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/518433190893846569/753032613622710272/InShot_20200823_182109118.mp4

the dude sure sound like Felix Kjellberg

[cerulean delta]

HOW

[copper tartan]

You have to subscribe

[faint dragon]

Lol

Oh boy.....

[fathom cradle]

LMAO

[faint dragon]

I just found something in A8 (that might be controversial)

Sso this is the [visible] king of Class A in A8
(Since the car after it becomes a Class S car)

(idk exactly about all the hidden cars that might be better than this)

[cyan turret]

Oop

[faint dragon]

And this is how much a Lancer costs in A8:

[clear meteor]

Hello

Anyone here?

[hollow gull]

hoo hoo man lives

[clear meteor]

Hi

[sly plume]

Why do you keep asking if anybody is there?

Lol

[clear meteor]

Ehm

I can explain

[copper tartan]

Yo

Anyone here?

[clear meteor]

Me

[copper tartan]

🆒

[tawdry creek]

h

[crisp yew]

h o o h o o m a n

[clear meteor]

Meeee

[tawdry creek]

what

[merry hull]

security is chasing you in the champion trial

[copper tartan]

I don't get it

._.

[tawdry creek]

yeah, what's the meme

[merry hull]

security is chasing you in the champion trial

[tawdry creek]

that's not-

[merry hull]

Hm

[copper tartan]

Huh

What's the Champion Trial

[merry hull]

This

[hollow gull]

champion trial

[tawdry creek]

that's multiplayer

[merry hull]

Y

[crisp yew]

im am just not understanding right now

[merry hull]

Bruh

[copper tartan]

Theres no cops in multiplayer

[merry hull]

Aha

I just hope...

[hollow gull]

wanna see something cute

[copper tartan]

Yes plz

[tawdry creek]

otherwise

[tepid cedar]

Hoo Hoo

[crisp yew]

h o o h o o

[merry hull]

Ah yeah

[crisp yew]

Wanna see a furry

No, t w o furries

[tepid cedar]

sure

[tawdry creek]

ok

[crisp yew]

furry momentum

[tepid cedar]

Eboc

[merry hull]

Ah

[hollow gull]

that's cute

homogay furries

[merry hull]

Bruh

He's look like a dragon

[crisp yew]

its true, he does

[hollow gull]

wendigo man said the funny

[merry hull]

Woah

[crisp yew]

uh oh funny

[merry hull]

@hollow gull can you make dio character?

[sacred iris]

Agera RS Record Car Replica in Need for Speed World

[hollow gull]

uwu

[merry hull]

ah, you are also a nfs world player

[sacred iris]

Yes

[crisp yew]

hey that looks familiar @hollow gull
puro?

[tawdry creek]

kuro

[hollow gull]

that's just a skulldog

not puro

a friend of mine

[sacred iris]

Father-Son

Some Supras

[hollow gull]

oh god the decals

is that an estoque

[sacred iris]

Yeah :/

And Agera Final Edition

[sly plume]

FXX isn’t fast

[sacred iris]

Change FXXK to Jesko

Or tuatara

[merry hull]

How about security?

@sacred iris ok

[sly plume]

My phone is on 2% again

[sacred iris]

Or the toilet if u want

(yes in nfs world u can drive the toilet with 280kmh)

[crisp yew]

realistic

[merry hull]

Bruh

[sacred iris]

Toilets in game price is 35m

[merry hull]

Wanna play nfs world with me?

[sacred iris]

Yeah sure

[sly plume]

That toilet has a spoiler

[merry hull]

Oh yeah

[sacred iris]

Yes u can add spoiler and neon

[merry hull]

Bruh

[sacred iris]

We have some trolling modders :/

[sly plume]

What is nfs world

[sacred iris]

A 2010 online Racing game

Servers has been shuting down by 2015

After the shuting down some fans loaning the servers and now u can play online

[faint dragon]

za warudo

time has stop

now you can't post cringe anymore

[sacred iris]

ded

[crisp yew]

unfunny

[sacred iris]

Yes

[sly plume]

Naruto shonen jump

[hollow gull]

wanna see something that deserves love?

[sacred iris]

Ah its an old profile photo and i cant find new profile -_-

[sly plume]

That’s from the second version of naruto as an adult

[sacred iris]

That’s from the second version of naruto as an adult
@sly plume yes what the Naruto fans waiting for Adult Naruto

[sly plume]

That doesn’t deserve my love

I’ve never watched that version

Though

[hollow gull]

it don't deserve it and it don't want your love anyway

[sacred iris]

And what they have -_-

[hollow gull]

you're too corrupted

[sly plume]

Ok

[crisp yew]

that thing deserves love and protection

[hollow gull]

he does

[stray flume]

whoa next month is intense, Supernatural and The Mandalorian are gonna resume

[thin sand]

How do you call a blind german?

||A „not see“||

[hollow gull]

🗿

[crisp yew]

huh

[cyan turret]

||A „not see“||
@thin sand that was just awful

But whatever

I’m not gonna get into a fight or anything

[crisp yew]

the joke's fine

[hardy crag]

https://tenor.com/view/cookie-monster-sesame-street-awesome-amazing-lol-gif-17964955

[faint dragon]

https://youtu.be/scdEaKkFoxY

Stream is up

[merry hull]

Its true?

[faint dragon]

Beautiful Terra 9

[tawdry creek]

those electricity thingy seems so out of place

[velvet hollow]

cannons

[rare ferry]

https://youtu.be/JdK_Dp6mBkc

[tawdry creek]

oof

[past shadow]

https://youtu.be/lm6XAIw9s78

[uneven notch]

It actually uploaded omg.

No freaking way.

[misty sleet]

@uneven notch is that the Crew 2 my favourite game of all time

[tawdry creek]

ha

[uneven notch]

Yessir.

[tawdry creek]

who even listens to attention in 2020

[uneven notch]

People said that about Snoop Dogg in 2010. Then we started making memes out of him.

[tawdry creek]

i was joking

i actually don't care

[ruby marlin]

k

[uneven notch]

Camaro Vs. Mustang.
Old Vs. New.
Classic Vs. Modern.

[tawdry creek]

classic wins

[uneven notch]

I'm gonna put music in the background of that drag Viper clip.

#noonecaresruffalonoob

[copper tartan]

https://youtu.be/lknzALc0NeA

[tawdry creek]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANxSlnjBrVI

why is this in my recommends

[hollow gull]

this is still good

[hardy crag]

https://tenor.com/view/thumbs-up-good-great-excellent-like-gif-4987000

[tawdry creek]

mmmmm

[pulsar stump]

i was practicing some guitar and made this

@balmy brook Hey, that song already exists, is 2112 by Rush

[balmy brook]

Interesting - it sounds like a good foundation for a pop song imo 👀

[velvet hollow]

oh boy

[pulsar stump]

Yep, it's really catchy

It's a 20 minute long song lol

@balmy brook And btw, i normally don't write my own music lol, i just record people and get their stuff done

[balmy brook]

That's the foundation of how people actually start making their own music at first; you initially start out with an empty mind, start deriving your works from other people's tracks, make some modifications, until you have a song that's uniquely yours 😛

[peak vortex]

https://www.facebook.com/338044476535308/posts/1494658394207238/

speedtail

[hardy crag]

wow!

[pulsar stump]

Yep, i'm just a producer tho, I wish i could make my own music, but I lack some of the talent musicians have

[balmy brook]

Yep, i'm just a producer tho, I wish i could make my own music, but I lack some of the talent musicians have
Same, I'm still just starting out as a junior on this path; I have most things that I need to make a track, but I'm missing on quite a lot of the fundementals when it comes to the more in-depth details on how a song is structured 😬
(I'm focusing on Progressive House, but my samples and plugins can also be used for a multitude of other genres)

[pulsar stump]

Time will help you

In my case i have about 7 years producing, mostly rock and metal

I have done some rap records as well as house

But that's just about it, my main focus is metal

[hollow gull]

oooo

rock

and metal

yum

[velvet hollow]

I am Rock, it ain't no breakin' me

[exotic mica]

https://youtu.be/HtBJ7oPkidc

[pulsar stump]

Keep trying, my first times were absolutely terrible songs, butchered the bass, the vocals, the guitars, everything

[exotic mica]

wot now

im confused rn

[faint dragon]

https://youtu.be/TyMFfllOkxU

A part of ma childhood T–T

[clear meteor]

Internet work

Great

[viscid violet]

Rovio

[clear meteor]

Hmm?

[spark sail]

"Misirlou" from Asphalt 3 Street Rules

"Lift Me Up" from Asphalt Urban GT 2

[past shadow]

is Samsung A8s good for playing A9

cuz my 32Gb S7 is at its limit, I have to reinstall in order to have the update, while the other RPG game (currently 8.6Gb) will have an update next week

[ruby marlin]

#747668480421003297 message

Be careful

[near glacier]

@ruby marlin What?

[ruby marlin]

Just click on the link and read that message

It's a warning message

[ruby marlin]

👆

[faint dragon]

hmm

i found anime post above me

now ill call the FBI

[tawdry creek]

heh

[sand bough]

no

[craggy meadow]

I've unlocked the Vencer Sarthe on android lol https://youtu.be/BzyrFmGgeoc

[sand bough]

cool

[hearty island]

Nobody is better than me in asphalt 9 💪

[minor turret]

No

[hearty island]

Oh yeah 😒

[tawdry creek]

ok tough guy

[hearty island]

I have 34 cars in my garage 🤪

[cyan turret]

Nobody is better than me in asphalt 9 💪
@hearty island ok prove it

Oh wait 34 cars is nothing

[tawdry creek]

i have 61 lol

[minor turret]

57 for me

[cyan turret]

I have 53 lol

[hearty island]

I maxed 4 cars in asphalt 9

[cyan turret]

😂

🤣

https://tenor.com/view/fair-step-right-up-folks-ringmaster-barnum-and-bailey-circus-ringmaster-gif-16911616

[hearty island]

Not just max every cars in 2 or 3 stars

😎

[cyan turret]

So your basically proving that we are better than you

[hearty island]

Yes 😏

[minor turret]

And? I have cars with 4 and 5 stars

[faint dragon]

I have 93 cars.....

[hearty island]

Lies

[cyan turret]

Let me fix that

[tawdry creek]

i maxed 45 cars

[cyan turret]

I’m Lies
@hearty island

[hearty island]

Where's prove

?

😂

[minor turret]

Proof that I have 4* and 5* cars?

[cyan turret]

I’m not giving you prove that I have 53 cars

[cyan turret]

Probs cuz u spelled proof* wrong lmao

[tawdry creek]

sorry i forgot i needed proof too

[amber tapir]

Aurora Dragon#3360 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[hearty island]

Um...

[cyan turret]

Bruh how is that a bad word

[tawdry creek]

it's sometime fun to flex

[cyan turret]

It’s not liked I used the poop emoji

[teal frost]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CE4d9J0DuNc/?igshid=1pw2x050le4wg ...

muslim

#BoycottMulan trends across social media as the film credits reveal that the movie was shot amid cultural genocide, partly in Xinjiang, where China has over 1 million Muslims detained in concentration camps.⁣
⁣
The movie has also been under fire after the main actress, Liu Yif...

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[minor turret]

Here's my proof

[hearty island]

😒

[tawdry creek]

lol

[cyan turret]

Here’s my proof

[tawdry creek]

did i break your spirit

lmao

[minor turret]

Now you destroyed him @tawdry creek

[cyan turret]

Don’t mind my 1 Star GT I’m not the P2W type

[hollow gull]

what happened

i just woke up

[tawdry creek]

oh dang, sorry man

[cyan turret]

@minor turret naw after u sent ur proof he was like mommy can I use ur money

[tawdry creek]

@hollow gull i just flexed on some dude and accidentally destroyed his spirit

[minor turret]

@hollow gull Dude said that he's better than every A9 player bcs he has 34 cars

[hollow gull]

imma flex another thing

[cyan turret]

what happened
@hollow gull so @hearty island said he was better than all of us cuz he has 34 cars

But we showed him that there are better people with proof of all of our cars

[minor turret]

naw after u sent ur proof he was like mommy can I use ur money
@cyan turret Lol

[cyan turret]

Well we broke him lmao

[hollow gull]

here's my flex

[tawdry creek]

of course

[cyan turret]

Now he gonna use all that money that he stole from a bank

And no he’s not using Dodge Chargers to break in and steal the vault

[minor turret]

[hollow gull]

he

i just remember something

[cyan turret]

@hearty island hello

Well he died since we broke his little heart with our 50+ cars

[hollow gull]

my ex used to have the same pfp as i am

like this one

zump

life is weird

[tawdry creek]

zump momentum

[hollow gull]

and i was sparkling co-

i

[minor turret]

He's quiet now @cyan turret

[hollow gull]

nostalgia

[cyan turret]

He's quiet now :triton: @cyan turret
@minor turret if I could say the P word I’d gladly do it right now

[hearty island]

I lunching da game 🤫

[minor turret]

@hollow gull Herb Cookie's gf

[hearty island]

To show you my professional

[faint dragon]

👀 👀

[hollow gull]

i can destroy you in literature

jk

my gramma r bad

[cyan turret]

@hearty island ok buddy

[hollow gull]

imma speak like 2018 me

h i

i am c lys

[hearty island]

The game won't lunch 🙄

[tawdry creek]

i can destroy you using a stock viper while you use a chiron

[hollow gull]

c lys mikae lov

[cyan turret]

Since your lunching on your game ur basically eating ur success and becoming a poor loser that you already are

[hollow gull]

j ason is my b roski

[tawdry creek]

that was a joke

[minor turret]

i can destroy you using a stock viper while you use a chiron
@tawdry creek Let's do a time trial for him

[tawdry creek]

satisfaction

[hearty island]

@cyan turret look like I'm scare of you?
No never I can beat using my lancer

[cyan turret]

@hearty island if you show us you got last place then ur successful

[hollow gull]

im a m om

d o you all kno w tha t?

[tawdry creek]

no

i say otherwise

[hollow gull]

yes

[cyan turret]

@cyan turret look like I'm scare of you?
No never I can beat using my lancer
@hearty island ok lady face I’ve beaten higher cars with my low Asterion

[hearty island]

Wrong

[cyan turret]

Prove that I’m wrong

You probably don’t have the proof required buddy

[rich monolith]

..

[hearty island]

Every car has its rank recommend

[cyan turret]

And no saying that I don’t need to sent cuz I know

[hearty island]

In career

[teal frost]

Me late

[cyan turret]

Lol

[tawdry creek]

the flex continues

[hearty island]

@cyan turret that nothing to me

[hollow gull]

i just got an ad for the civic

nice

[cyan turret]

Your nothing to all of us

Since u go and say that ur successful with 34 cars and we show up with our 50+ cars

[minor turret]

So every person here is better than you cuz they have more than 34 cars and they're better in game too

[cyan turret]

You don’t seem good at all

[hollow gull]

no need to get aggressive on him

[tawdry creek]

@hearty island it's okay you're better than me in asphalt 9 china, i only have 11 cars

[hollow gull]

no

please don't

[cyan turret]

You seem like a Karen who just got her kids run over

[hollow gull]

stop

just stop

[hearty island]

50 cars more like bikes 😂

[hollow gull]

right now

[minor turret]

@hollow gull Ye , let's not do it

I mean we should stop

[cyan turret]

Fine

[hearty island]

Together we can stop this

[cyan turret]

No

[hollow gull]

@hearty island you too

stop it.

[tawdry creek]

lately i've been watching chinese ads

[hearty island]

Y?

[cyan turret]

Lmao

[faint dragon]

@tawdry creek (you see alot of tiktok ads in it right??)

[tawdry creek]

actually

no

it's uh...

[cyan turret]

Well this was fun while it lasted

[hearty island]

I'll sleep with my one star Ferrari la Ferrari

:3

[tawdry creek]

2 men breaking phones and tell you to play this to win phones...?

[hollow gull]

good for you

you can get better cars later on

[tawdry creek]

idek

[minor turret]

Ok then

[cyan turret]

We should have done a club race to see who’s better

But A9 isn’t cross platform

[minor turret]

As I said we can do a time trial

[hearty island]

Sad m8

[cyan turret]

Hmmm

[tawdry creek]

talking about cross platform

a8 now has it

[cyan turret]

Yessir

[hearty island]

Ofcourse

[tawdry creek]

latest update on a8 brings a9 to shame

[cyan turret]

Lol

[hearty island]

Speaking of asphalt 8 I have 4 cars

[cyan turret]

They were probably better of doing remix’s of asphalt themes in general

[hearty island]

Gosh I'm pro 😎

[cyan turret]

But hey at least we got the Urban GT one

Oh god not again

[minor turret]

latest update on a8 brings a9 to shame
@tawdry creek Well , actually no , now iOS have to deal with hackers from Android

[cyan turret]

Oof

[minor turret]

Gosh I'm pro 😎
@hearty island Don't start it again

[cyan turret]

Lol that’s why I clowned him

[faint dragon]

Heard that you can lose your progress if you don't sync it with Facebook before updating,
It that right

[tawdry creek]

but a8 is still a bad game because they haven't fixed nitro asymmetrical placement
i am mad

[hearty island]

@cyan turret you can't clown me I'm super pro

😎🤘

[hollow gull]

just ignore him, don't bring up heat

[cyan turret]

Oh now look who’s back

[hearty island]

I know what to do

[minor turret]

Time Trial? To prove it?

[cyan turret]

Sorry buddy I didn’t ask

Try clowning it now hun

[hearty island]

But it's pro life friend

☺

[minor turret]

@cyan turret He blocked you?

[hearty island]

No

Bot block him due to too much infractions

For a week

[minor turret]

He's not banned

[cyan turret]

Bot block him due to too much infractions
@hearty island lol I’m not banned

[minor turret]

@cyan turret Lol and that's how it ends

[cyan turret]

@cyan turret He blocked you?
@minor turret was that a wrong ping or

[minor turret]

@cyan turret No , I thought that he blocked you

[cyan turret]

No

It was the other way around

[hearty island]

@minor turret see
How I'm pro

[cyan turret]

Now let’s end this before Galaxiee comes back and tells us to stop it

[hearty island]

😏

[minor turret]

Lol , I saw it

[hearty island]

Ok I'll stop

[hollow gull]

good

[hearty island]

Doog

[hollow gull]

now move on to a better topic

[minor turret]

Now it's calm in off topic again

[hearty island]

Anime was mistake

[minor turret]

Jason triggered

[faint dragon]

wake up

[minor turret]

@hollow gull If there will be another "I'm pro" topic then let's ignore it

[quasi temple]

i’m pro

[clear meteor]

Hello guys

[hollow gull]

he's clearly trying to get your attention

[hearty island]

@quasi temple triggered

[cyan turret]

See I said let’s end this before @hollow gull comes in and tells us to “sToP iT”

[hollow gull]

as i said, it's best to just ignore him

[hearty island]

Ofcourse

[clear meteor]

Hmm?

[quasi temple]

i’m pro guys

[hearty island]

I agree with you

[hollow gull]

i don't care if you're mocking me for doing what's right

[minor turret]

@quasi temple Now you two can argue about it

[clear meteor]

[hollow gull]

i don't want any trouble in this channel

[cyan turret]

Well let’s see these two go together

[quasi temple]

i’m pro

[cyan turret]

Spam

[quasi temple]

ur m

[clear meteor]

What happens?

[cyan turret]

@hearty island now you have someone to argue with

[quasi temple]

coagulations

[hearty island]

#cats

[quasi temple]

no

[hearty island]

[faint dragon]

It’s up everyone

[minor turret]

Now I start thinking about it , if off topic is filled with trouble then where we should discuss off topic?🤔

[quasi temple]

👀

[minor turret]

@faint dragon Relaxing pack opening

[cyan turret]

Now I start thinking about it , if off topic is filled with trouble then where we should discuss off topic?🤔
@minor turret naw this chat should be renamed fight zone

Well now because the fight is over I can finish the museum since I don’t have school work for this period

[minor turret]

Ok

[rich monolith]

hmm

[minor turret]

@hollow gull Send something off topic to keep this channel off topic

[cyan turret]

Bruh

[faint dragon]

https://youtu.be/vAXCfACiWuw

Sorry guys just keeping link up to date for a bit

I hope u don't mind

[minor turret]

Delete other one @faint dragon

And it'll be good

[faint dragon]

Done

[rich monolith]

@faint dragon nice

[fair night]

wha

i was watching it

and it went

noo

now i have t find where i left off

[polar perch]

😂

[clear meteor]

And always my comment are the best

[polar perch]

congrats inferno

[fair night]

i think it was 3 or so mins in

[polar perch]

why do you watch videos here

bruh

[fair night]

easier

[polar perch]

open them in browser

don't be lazy

[fair night]

i had 6 million tabs in my browser open currently

for schoolwork

[polar perch]

funny I also have 6 million tabs opened

rams goes boof

[fair night]

ram: ight imma head out

[polar perch]

and we just burried the link again 😂

https://youtu.be/vAXCfACiWuw

🤐

[clear meteor]

Do you read my comment?

:(

[fair night]

i did

[oak musk]

lol congrats for 100th cars

[cyan turret]

@faint dragon good job wasting ur wallet

no offense

[oak musk]

well rip tokens

[faint dragon]

@cyan turret thank you so much

[oak musk]

i'm gonna save it for f1 lm

[faint dragon]

F1 is garbage

[oak musk]

well that is my last chance

[cyan turret]

@cyan turret thank you so much
@faint dragon np

[minor turret]

F1 is not a king by any means , low accel just kinda ruins it @oak musk

[cyan turret]

oop

[teal frost]

epic

[oak musk]

🤣 bruh yo

i laugh so hard

[faint dragon]

same

first time i saw it

it's so dumb

[dull widget]

For anyone thinking the f1 and jag needed a buff

https://youtu.be/-aVPU9r_OkA

[velvet hollow]

uh who thought they need a buff

🧐

[dull widget]

Ppl who simp for f1

😂

[lament lodge]

😁

[spiral plinth]

On April 21, Sony announced that Venom Part 2 will delay its premiere until June 25, 2021. The film is also officially titled Venom: Let There Be Carnage (roughly translated: Venom: The Massacre Begins). Venom 2 has been shooting since the end of 2019 in the UK and US. However, translation of COVID-19 delayed filming.

Noooooo

[hallow pumice]

"ohnooo accel.bad pls buff to 90 trash car"
Only dumb TDs ask for buffs.

[lament lodge]

Like batman movie

[dull widget]

@hallow pumice lol

[velvet hollow]

FF9 was supposed to be march this year

or may

now it's march/may 2021

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[clear meteor]

Hello, I have a question

[dull widget]

@clear meteor speak

[clear meteor]

What do you prefer to stream?
Youtube or twitch?

[dull widget]

@clear meteor yt

Twich

=

Simps

[ruby marlin]

what

Join in if you wanna

[clear meteor]

Why you don't like twitch?

[dull widget]

@clear meteor simps

That's why

And the twitch managers or wat ever

They're biased af

[clear meteor]

Really?

[dull widget]

Yup

[clear meteor]

How do you know it, if I can ask?

[dull widget]

Too many yters are harassed with this

Sum streamer-

I'll dm u

[clear meteor]

Oh, ok

[faint dragon]

Man, I really want to love Maserati again

[onyx mirage]

?

[faint dragon]

Artist’s OC and Continental GT
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/83484023

[tawdry creek]

yes

beautiful

[faint dragon]

(another) Artist’s OC and Porsche 911 (992)
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/82611978

[merry hull]

Test

Test

[rich monolith]

@merry hull stop spamming

[merry hull]

Sorry

I cant send my image

[tawdry lintel]

@faint dragon

[merry hull]

When?

When asphalt nitro get new vehicle?

[clear meteor]

Oh, that is interestng

[tawdry lintel]

Doubt it did that game never got hardly any updates

[merry hull]

Mistery~

[faint dragon]

dead game

[tawdry lintel]

It's only meant for low end phones so of course it's dead

Mistery~
@merry hull Mystery*

[merry hull]

Yeah~

[merry hull]

What?

Bruh

[serene galleon]

my account is back

[merry hull]

Congrat

[clear meteor]

Hii

[serene galleon]

hi

what the...

[misty sleet]

Hi

This is me with my new electric scooter in action as a pic I edited
How is it. By the way I’m a professional electric scooter and practice two hours daily now

[copper tartan]

Tawp Scooterer

[misty sleet]

@copper tartan what u mean

[serene galleon]

ive never heard of a professional eclectic scooter rider

[misty sleet]

@serene galleon I become better at it

[sharp fox]

The Dachshunds band, every reference is purely random ... or not?

[serene galleon]

nice

[misty sleet]

@rotund cedar how much did it take

[faint dragon]

Howwww?

[crisp yew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/612248717654753291/753312926105993297/d9919e6465421d6988bc73916cb80124aaf728edd659788bef19afeefd44f9c4_1-1.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/269989625991397377/753318803034734632/video0.mov

[tawdry vigil]

https://preview.redd.it/1o2p54r244m51.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=4a0f248346871eef93c848b0bd510ae4fdb887f7

"I think you did NOT DO!"

[crisp yew]

1. what

2. why

[faint dragon]

https://youtu.be/OUL4cDSXNzE

[copper tartan]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/721509352128643142/753259249756405830/image0.jpg

[dull widget]

Test lol

[tepid cedar]

@faint dragon

Own website, own social media

[faint dragon]

Just because the company is real doesn’t mean the car is

[tepid cedar]

own headquarters

the car technically is real, its just a shell car

in development

[faint dragon]

No

They quit

The Nemesis in all its glory will never see the light of day

[tepid cedar]

that Ferrari of yours isnt real at all, Ferrari doesnt make it

looks like a render of sorts

[faint dragon]

It is

I’m saying that it doesn’t need to be real because other cars in the game aren’t

[tepid cedar]

The Trion has a proper license from Trion Supercars, it can and was added. Whatever that is, which i just found is indeed a render, doesnt. It was made by a private artist

[mortal spoke]

if that helps

[faint dragon]

The engine was never made

The Trion has a proper license from Trion Supercars, it can and was added. Whatever that is, which i just found is indeed a render, doesnt. It was made by a private artist
@tepid cedar well, I guess that makes sense

[cyan turret]

What did I miss

[tepid cedar]

In short

its not official

[cyan turret]

Oh wait it’s the Trion Nemesis

[tepid cedar]

Trion Nemesis is official

even if it will never be made

[mortal spoke]

they just put in fake stats which I highly disapprove of GL

[cyan turret]

lol

[faint dragon]

Can you guys join my server?

And make it active and what not?

[cyan turret]

Bruh

[faint dragon]

Figured that I can ask here since this is off-topic

I’ll dm the server invite if you’re interested

[tepid cedar]

At the server limit rn, need to leave one

[faint dragon]

Ah ok

100?

[cyan turret]

Lemme see

[tepid cedar]

yea

most of my servers hold some importance, whether it be emotes or i actually talk there

but i can look

[mortal spoke]

I‘m not really active on any server

[faint dragon]

I see

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXDGs5kR5Nc&ab_channel=BK4

Skip to 2:40 XD

You'll hear it

[tepid cedar]

Ive watched that so many times, its perfect

[faint dragon]

It's so good ikr

[mortal spoke]

BK4 is a legend

However I prefer the yellow evo 5

[tepid cedar]

or 4WD

[hearty island]

🤔

[clear meteor]

Hiiii

I'm alone

Anyone have a car game to play online with?

[serene galleon]

https://youtu.be/FnihD19PK6A

[clear meteor]

Ded chat

[hollow gull]

that's nice, emul

[clear meteor]

Whale alien

Someone want to play a car game or something?

My last console is the Wii

:(

Really? Cool

[copper tartan]

https://youtu.be/BltgkVqmQS8

[clear meteor]

So

It's a car game?

Hmm

It's free?

Hmmm

Category?

[hallow pumice]

Games

[clear meteor]

Duh

Funny

No

[copper tartan]

No

Die

[hallow pumice]

Somehow it looks good

[merry hull]

Bruh

[clear meteor]

So, the game?

@faint dragon @faint dragon

Another hint

Hmmm

Old game?