#🪄・off-topic
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Juno and the onuJ
Coming to theaters never!
JUNO AND THE ONUJ
NOOO
DANG it
oh boy
No
What's going on.....
liuwuiuwuuwu
extra crunchy and chewy kit kat
me
why consume sugar when consume plastic
save turtles
substitute as turtle
😔
sven is walter all along
thanks for watching
Thanks for coming to my red talk
Plop
Y DID FOOB DIE
Reason: Capital letters
Ted talk
Reeeeeeee
Perfectionn
galaxiee cat galaxiee cat galaxiee cat galaxiee cat
cat cat cat in the cat cat
increible
is that jason
yes
smuggy little cucumber
Increíble
hes a smuggy little can, not a smuggy little can't
laughing in spanish son
e
you can do it i belive in yu
jason is a
a cat in time
the smug that can
Dancin' is what clears my soul
Dancin' is what makes me whole
Dancin' is what to do
Dancin' when I think of you
Dancin' is what clears my soul
Dancin' is what makes me whole
Reason: Duplicated text
uh oh
really do be like that
@crisp yew want to take bets on whose life sucks worst?
good you'd lose
i dont have any money to bet
but did you really win tho?
i won tbh
that is his actual name
jon mess
juno mess
get it
haha
where the hell is the funny
My girlfriend died on Mother's day last year May 12th will be a year and I was hospitalized found out had "Polymyalgia" and I'm Bipolar so yeah I win
lose
😭
it is guaranteed in the funny premium pack when you purchase 10 packs
thats a yikes dude
my dad died years ago and i still hurted by that fact
thats also a yikes dude
I can't "get OVER IT"
My dad Died and i did nothing
same
Humanity
but there is no flesh
exactly @hollow gull you win the Smartass award lol
smart what
Reason: Bad word usage
bettr than dumb@ss
dumb what?
exactly
dunno dude, i can't read that
liu but muted
🤬
If he's still here,
He can react to something that been already Reacted by someone else
Test time:
It should be 2 or 3 in any minutes.....
Lemme @crisp yew
Good night people
dat money
nice
😂
im back
ingles por favor
epic
imagine a mod sees this and they just warn you both without context
!warn @faint dragon for saying a sentence in a different language. Thou shalt not prevail!
😔
I'm so sorry.
[Reiteration of the last time Victor warned me.]
epicnt
i have returned from my exile from the a9 server and have changed a completely new person
i am now in firm alliance with scotland and will now request you all to stand up for the scotland national anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixMHG0DIAK4
BAGPIPES BAGPIPES BAGPIPES BAGPIPES BAGPIPES BAGPIPES BAGPIPES BAGPIPES BAGPIPES BAGPIPES BAGPIPES BAGPIPES BAGPIPES BAGPIPES BAGPIPES BAGPIPES BAGPIPES BAGPIPES BAGPIPES BAGPIPES BAGPIPES BAGPIPES BAGPIPES BAGPIPES BAGPIPES BAGPIPES BAGPIPES BAGPIPES BAGPIPES BAGPIPES BAGPIPE...
I at least own the Carrera in some other game
Real Racing 3. noice
Two cars from A9 that are also here
Heisenberg
Yeah,in case your wondering,that sponsor isn't real
next clickbait vid: omg RR3 steal cars from A9 must watch
nico hunkleburger
whats taht
Orange man. 🧐
well, you know that rr3 is owned by ea
At least in that game,I obtained the Carrera GT unlike in this game
now make the a9 livery in rr3 lol
I don’t like the GT1’s looks. So ugly imo
thats the peak of aerodynamics in le mans in 1998
well, until it took off
you know what im saying
no.
Honestly, I think the gt1 looks pretty fly if I do say so myself
@mental harbor how to stop laugh on your suggestion? 😂
@tired flicker I have CGT in rr3
Bought it for irl money
2 years ago
In Hawaii on my birthday
here is top 10 reasons why ferrari was supposed to stop producing production cars after 1987
h
Wait wut
then they become bald
bruh
jk
Lol
what are these, what do i do
remember you could still go outside in minecraft
Yes
can someone explain what should i do when those things appear
i cant sleep
the phantoms appeared
@floral copper those dudes r pillagers
They shoot u with crossbows
Killing a pillagers troop leader( any great bald dude with a banner on his head) with your weapons or fists gives u bad omen
just found out milk is useful
nah i killed them off today
turns out a ton of them appeared
bruh
Yes
They have a troop
Like a group
they pillaged my house
If you get bad omen, they can spawn anywhere that you are/close to.
Like your home
If you have bad omen, they can spawn a lot close to you.
Or in rare buggy occasions, in your house @eager karma
Or maybe theres a pillager outpost nearby
it doesn't spawn more
A pillagers spawned in my house once.
Idk how but he spawned in the leafy roof I made.
I TNTed the house later
Boi
You gotta find somewhere safe. Seems you are being raided
@teal frost delete
"i made myself a sandwich, my mommy named it fred, it tastes like beans and bacon, and it smells like its been dead"
oh boy oh boy oh boy im really proud of this one
r8 that i maximize farming with with mediocre stats for speed/nitro and it doesnt even have a full legendary set and yet it still does the f a s t
epic gamer moment
help
Restart
i already done it several times
Reason: Bad word usage
@inland cipher no
yes
h
i just made a custom track on roblox
Matte white chocolate on it looks nice and plain
Lovely colour, and lovely name.
Sweet
DNgngn
I haven't played csgo in 2 years tho
epic
I still remember when Astronomia was in top charts in 2010-2011 years
I knew this song before its become a meme
Can somebody get this to stop it’s not much of a deal unless u don’t own a 718 Cayman
Oop
ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕥ
@cyan turret tbh, it's better to not care about that mission at all
True
especially if you didn't buy the legend pass
I do missions without even noticing I’ve completed them
When the tab appears in the bottom I usually freak out and click it so it goes away
rewards for free pass are trash
Pff
why’re people still pinging mina in #suggestions
I don’t buy anything with real money cuz idk
It won’t help anyways
@untold nacelle because they have zero Brain cells
waste of time
Ik one guy does it all the time and nothing ever works
if i’ll ping mina they’ll make this game better for sure
should we be reminded that majority of people here have zero braincell
h
should we be reminded that majority of people here have zero braincell
@tawdry creek rip to them
I honestly want soft launch back
But it’ll never happen since the Filipino peeps got it
But then again peeps got vpn to get the game
u said we got soft launch first
yeah and Im from the Philippines lol
Oh so you got it
only played june 2019 tho
But I know famous asphalt youtubers installed vpn so they could get soft launch
I remember being so desperate for soft launch
didn't know we got soft launch
I played soft launch bois
It was actually a lot better than the urgent version
the game's not popular here at all
We have the white screen but a few lights were turned off
We got two songs which are now removed
The Mitsubishi sounded much better than it does now
Shanghai looked different before One update
When you finished a race you’d lap around a track
The music would play were it was and it move onto the next song
our server be like:
on-topic:off-topic
off-topic:on-topic
some asphalt street storm sounds were used
And we had sounds that made it sound like a futuristic game
And also the UI was different
Really different
Ui
Yes
which was more busier looking
I was so desperate for soft launch
I remember there was other musics in soft launch
There was
There were two additional songs called no need to talk and step into it
But when soft launch was over both got removed
It was because “gameloft think they could find something better or improve”
I made a 1 hour version out of one of the songs
I don’t really like any of the songs
Besides wide awake and born for greatness
no,cuz they don’t want to pay extra money for them.
Ummm
also,ncs sucks
I don’t think they can be bought
When I figured out the switch version has a extra song for the menu that became my all time fav
bruh No Need To Talk was good
But I still miss no need to talk
yep
but i don’t like NCS songs at all
It managed to get 18 upvotes
But wait this is a serious question Regarding no need to talk
Do you like the original version or the 2.0 version better
I like the original better
Yeah 2.0 disturbs certain parts of 1.0
Lol yeah a few peeps in the comments of the gameloft music and audio one said that
In my server I have no need to talk as part of my server music
lol but krubb wenkroist is actually from GL
Oop
am i the one who get annoyed everytime I join the game, the only song playing is A Tribe Called Red
So there’s no way they can block that song.
Took me a long time to get used to it
but they play every single time you open the game
I’m used to every song I hate except for the one in between rise up and coleslaw
That song sounds better for some western game
I like Wide Awake
That’s my fav
🗿 👌
But does anyone notice that the video uploaded by gameloft sounds different than in game
Well a bit different
they probably edited it
That’s what I thought
I used to have a in game version upload on my YouTube
I took it down and I never have the time to reupload it
If I do I’m most likely gonna 1 hour the song after a few days
I 1 hour every good song
#we need No Need To Talk back
the music title is pretty much self-explanatory
like "no need to talk, bring it back"
Yes
It’s just saying to us there’s no need to talk just listen to my glory
It’s just saying to us there’s no need to talk just listen to my glory
@cyan turret that is so true
yes
I did find two good videos and put them into one
The video I upload managed to score over 110 views
It’s not great but I tried
that's nice
Check ur dm’s
I put the vid up
I even uploaded a 1 hour video using the same video
It was mainly a way to show my love for it but also that we want it back
aight
@faint dragon NO I DID NOT... why ask me?
Ded
lol
h
you can't say that jason.
singular "h" is warnable
same
also check your server, jun
Does everyone have their server here?
i do but it's really private
👌
My GT-R
h
I forget to buy the Skyline R34
Lancer Evo x Leaf Nismo
Corvette GS x Corvette ZR1
Camaro LT x Camaro ZL1
Challenger 392 Hemi Scat Pack x Challenger SRT8
370Z Nismo x GT-R Nismo
911 Targa 4S x 911 Carerra GTS Coupe
Elise Sprint 220 x Evora Sport 410
Viper ACR x Viper GTS
Carerra GT x 918 Spyder
Aventador SV x Aventador J
Asterion x Huracan Evo Spyder
718 Cayman x Taycan Turbo S
Shelby GT350R x Shelby GR-1
P1 x 720S Spyder
AMG GT-S x SLR McLaren
Centenario x Egoista
911 GT3 RS x 911 GT2 RS Clubsport
LaFerrari x LaFerrari Aperta
Lykan Hypersport x Fenyr Supersport
Regera x Jesko
What.
What.
why connection
Close Discord, disable-enable wifi, relaunch Discord.
you thought SUV can't be fast?
Remember this?
This looks old
Asphalt 7
O
Police in A9 be like
😂
@frozen lake More like...
😂
Yes 88mph
I agree, Jummy.

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Good morning yall
It’s 12:43 pm
Not where I am it's only 11:47
@mild quiver That's quite a lot you've written there.
They happy the person is ded
4 w’s and 1 h
@mental harbor when you reach the letter K
Type 20x with it
xd
@lyric glade https://youtu.be/z9SZKYxd0rk
At least watch the review 
Its not very often that we find a smartphone doing something NEW. This Black Shark 3 Pro has a few new bells and whistles. Last years BlackShark two was missing a headphone jack, but this 3 Pro even brought that back. But does the Active cooling system even work? Do the pop up...
Lol I watch that the same day it came out @faint dragon
Oof
@lyric glade aa
Try to buy the fan at least,
It should work for other phones
1C° cooling is such a insane number for a cooling fan to make
Lol ain't such intense gamer lol @faint dragon
How much rep you made in this season so far then? 
102k @faint dragon
Ha!!!
Now that need alot of Playing to reach 
the world is falling apart and what does REEE6 do? He pulverizes it.
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The physics teacher that i dream of to be my teacher someday🤩
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Spamming ANY letter in this server will start getting people muted or banned. Read the rules--- spam is NOT permitted by BOTH Discord's & Gameloft's ToU. the ban hammer will be coming out if this continues. No more warnings.
H
son?
h
son?
r u ok
deprpeosion
h
@sonic gate read above....
But it's not a spam
What the heck
Reddit be like
Nailed it
Welcome to ouchy moments
Yup
Unbelievable
Reason: Capital letters
Watch all of it....
Cute
@faint dragon read above....
mod abuse alert
mod abuse alert
mod abuse alert
ok i have no wonders why mods are warning people rn
ok that's kinda silly
because, fine it can be annoying sometimes. but here's a difference
- if it was considered as spam, it would be like this
a
a
a
a
A
a
so yeah
gg the moderation
ngl
/s
honestly, that rule just to say a random letter is kinda derp
tbh
Mfw even a9 discord server is slowly turning into authoritarian regime
H
Add quick race mode to the other Platforms(with the same Options and features that's on the switch version)!!!
This is NOT Fair or funny!
🤦♂️
Thought this is the Suggestion room 🤣
WHY are bad words bad
They are just words
So if god said the word ‘THE’ is bad, it’s bad,?
Some words are bad because they disrespect topics which are not to be taken lightly
Take the f word
Lol
ferrari fric-k
It’s overpowered
nice
@surreal shell if the server rules offend you, or you no longer feel you should abide by them, just hit that little button called Leave Server and all your problems will disappear.
haha imagine having forza
haha i
@umbral stirrup is that RE Amemiya an NSX?
I’m back.
@cerulean delta about time....
Now stop goofing off & getting yourself bot banned all the time.... 😛
Lol
does the bot only temp-ban
@tawdry creek No.... If you really screw up enough to trigger it's one algorithm, it will perm ban you.
welp, fair enough
You get demoted from FBI agent to FBI janitor
hah
😂
Hmm
20 infractions within 30 days will trigger a perm ban. But to do that you would have to almost be temp banned almost daily for an entire month since that algorithm will trigger before the perm ban will.
@cerulean delta but for you--- your punishment would be you will have to stand in the middle of Time Square & sing Itsy Bitsy Spider over and over while either live streaming it on Facebook or Tik Tok.
😂
@stray plinth No worries, I'll go there with him.
Yay 😂
Alright @cerulean delta, get on the F train. 😄
Coming never on 8/7 central
foobie perma bans himself
E train i believe
But really though... i have 12 infractions within 30 days...
I have to start being careful now
😆
@faint dragon good. You can hold the phone for him to live stream... 😂
so, who will stop him?
me
good, we'll keep it that way
If you go out at 10 PM, you can stand in the middle of the road
@cerulean delta
@stray plinth do me
@hollow gull Can't your not a 25 year old female....
😦
ehhhh
Are we allowed to check out infractions ourselves?
@cerulean delta good question
like
toxic behavior
Oh no Juno
@floral copper like crack
Last 7 days are more important than anything else in the logs-- that is where the bot counts to trigger the 24 hour temp ban
H||i||
no foob
Wait
you cant say that anymore
h||am||
Gosh I need to keep up with the american law if I want to keep my job
@cerulean delta not real sure if that is an Admin/Mod only command or not. You can get a list of MEE6 commands by typing !help
ok
h||h||
hah, did I get you
ha
hydrogen
Lmao you stole that from me @hollow gull
I can tell
Because of the 20:9 video format
cheems
cheemsbonker
Ho ha
i forgot to say this
back then(around 2014-2016) my google account was called pancake6
what?
assign your role at #👋-welcome first
you're not verified
go to #🪅・bot-commands and say ;verify to get verified
why
just go there
U can’t just tell me
congratulations, you are paranoid
If u have a crew I could join?
no
huh
wrong channel
It’s off-topic tho
just go there
Stfu, no need to call us fgs
fgs, for god sake.
you WILL be BANNED
😂
ok now go to #👋-welcome and assign role
Why so much crap?
because to make sure you're not an alt
Alt?
A alt acc?
just go to #👋-welcome for pete sake
assign role on reaction
dum
reaction
oi
when you have 0 iq and paranoid 😂
im just gonna call you Johnny Dumfries for now
Reason: Bad word usage
Fùćk
@iron grail react to assign role
Reason: Capital letters
alright big guy
hh
his fault technically
well go ahead, quit
Chances he’s not gonna get banned?
for asking too much
0%
he's muted l o l
bruh
freeeup
ok
yes
This game doesn't get car stats right
epicnt
realn't racing
Best I've seen a GT2 go is 219mph
Fake Racing 3
At least the game isn't ultra p2w and both currencies are easy to obtain
This doesn't make even more sense the 1972 911 way faster than the 1974 911
thats because the 1974 is the targa florio version
i made 2 versions for movie poster
you assumed the 1974 would be faster but they had to cut corners for targa
LE BAN
Know the difference between Banh and Ban H!
Banh mi
One is a vietnamese word for bread or cake while the other is a symptom of significant i.q. decrease
uh oh i cannot spot it do i have a simple easy trick to get rid of carrots life hacks quick and easy you will not regret?
all I see is just a vietnamese man standing
I see him...
thats what the us soldiers didn't say during the war
He's holding the camera 🗿
of course
i made that cause sukisuki thought radio's hair were half white
and no
in any circumstances
🗿
radiowo spider
Hm...
how would you think
Pro Gamer™️
funny
It should be Pro Gamers™️
radio but stupid
@copper tartan oh yeah
p o t o s o p h
meesiah
Jar jar who?
B I N K S
i am jar
mama mia
Jar jar jar, very funny.
save me from the jarring pain that is my sense of humor
star jars
🗿 👌
the jarntom menace
Jars are great.
what would no be
Oh, right.
understandable have a nice day
uwu spider
🗿
radiowo demon
yes
radiosu
radiowo demowon
It's a kawaii Alastor.
haha yes
Yesn't.
alastor xd when
this activated my flight or fight senses
That gives me an idea.
well its time to take flight buddy
Teletubbies.
there will be a time where radiomon meets cataclysm
"guys the juice in the magic 8 ball can tell you the future. my friend drank one and he said he was gonna die and he did"
prophetic
ideas
ideas
chocolate
aha
what about a steak that tastes like chocolate
the gravy makes it even more chocolatier
thing
that would put both my tongue AND my pancreas at steak
dlete that
i will not
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well you dont need it to say scotland forever
hey no h
best map a9 also
wait a minute
ban
I will take my refuge in scotland forevar
the path to getting that premium car must be a sour one
It's waayyy less p2w
my status is the best
my status does not
it does not
indeed, it does not
jim pickens
i will now proceed to crew 2
the lord
yes
our great dear leader jim pickens
mustard crab
Crab 🦀
yagh spongebob me boy, me legs broke 'cause i dont have lower body strength, argargargargargar
*opacity change -100%
humans, specifically males, allow permission for me to change my opacity to -100
i am clear
hi clear. im dad.
allow me to be clear
_ _
@rpm
yes
he use zalgo
I’m a mango 🥭
@hollow gull you're not only one
uh oh
🥭
mango foob
Mind boggling
E
N o b a m a
nont
who killed the chat
me
owo
Muhammad Al-Fa Rum-Yo
guys what a weird looking road
the 8th letter of the alphabet alone
Yeah
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