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lhi homosexual im dad
daddy
mom
stop dy-ing
Shut up you undercooked rotisserie chicken
whenmstve is triple panik
after you
want to suffer?
OOOPS
ay surfs up bro whats washin' my lebrosky mind if you pass me yo' flamin r34 vibers if you know what i be sayin' my chipotle on a stick and nae nae that good stuff on my whip if you be braining on what i mean on the low low
r34
i forgot the funny!! DD:
rule34
this was a nissan skyline r34 wrap in the assoluto modding community
Is that all
thats what she would say but doesn't because she abstains from pre-marital dating TO CAST UPON THIs world a holy fire that burns the infidels
Pretty small. Try holding it longer
ive held it for over a minute now but its not working
To many memes
jfif
goos
yeet oops
more like jiff
h
peanut butter
funny joke
144p jevil
bicc broin
i am currently drinking a cold black cherry naturally flavored sparkling water sparkling ice
it ttastes horible
im drinking fiji water @crisp yew
but its sugarless soda and the coldness numbs the pain
sugarless is bad for health
if gay is happy then im as straight as |
@plain topaz ok boom-er
anyways, we have this online class
yes thats why im using it
and our entire school uses zoom for it
cringe is my middle name...kinda
ofc
cool
are they good at math?
corontly i have no idea
okie
🗿
big brain or brain big
woaaahhhh
kewl
😦
I need to practice more
but bc of school I haven't been able to much
my teacher says i have 'talent' 🤔 dunno bout that
haha, imagine playing the guitar
this post was made by the used to play piano and now considering to play again gang
same
idk, now i feel like i actually look forward to playing it now that there are no more instrument exams
my school has this big piano on the ground floor
so when its recces(lunch) my friends will go down to play meme songs on the piano
thats pretty nice
what a sound way to end your life
yea xd
imagine playing piano boring music
this post was made by the guitar playing metal gang
nice
this post was made by the guitar playing metal gang
imagine mainstream and uninteresting guitar
this post was made by classical violin
🤔
What’s gonna be more effective is a vaccine
The Zion in GTA feels nice to drive.
the zionists??
Zion Williamson
Zionie
Why is this car named after the toilet that I use...
(500 brownie points for whoever gets that)
loo
boo D:<
🤔
He did earn the brownie points
This is silly
tencent makes pubg mobile for pc, and then starts to restrict players from using it unless they have some chinese ID, no fakes
now pubg lite is made for just indians
a whole lotta silly imo
🤔
xD
Rare moment xD
It's black death
ok
Gray Death
Gray Death
Gray Death
@neon crane
corona
bad
goodn’t
silver lining
ikr xd
RX-7 is treating me well.
of course, be gladful that it's giving you a treatment of a lifetime
NFS got sad all the sudden.
BM update wasn't really lasting for long
so
the playtime for the event only lasts one day and then you go back to the usual routine
I'm on the part after Lucas explains what happened to him and his sister's father, and after hearing it, I felt sad.
building stupid cars for different purposes isn't really that enjoyable either
you build it and use it for like 5 races and then you quit the game
I wish we could access the night garage again
wait is the "night" garage still accessible? @plain topaz
ok nvm
you literally just answered me
ah
Imma play sims and bully sim Jason while ignoring issues IRL
what
nothing
U never ran out of nitro XD
Lol
Relax that's YouTube lol
@frozen lake Ideally Elise shouldn't run out of nitro.
dropped to gold again
I don't have all my cars fully maxed neither I have perk bonuses so I'll take it
I don't know xd
Argh
Asphalt 9 keeps crashing as my wifi sucking up
Music in video (музыка в видео):
Pendulum - Showdown
#asphalt9 #grandprix #porsche #grand #prix #season #cayman #718 #gt4 #clubsport #special #event #touchdrive #drive #stage #practice #round #round1 #race #asphalt #legends #асфальт9 #гран #при #порше #кайман #клубспорт #сезо...
Music in video (музыка в видео):
Pendulum - Under The Waves
#asphalt9 #porsche #carrera #gt #special #event #touchdrive #stage #stage1 #testdrive #token #blueprint #asphalt #legends #асфальт9 #порше #каррера #джити #специальная #акция #событие #ивент #тачдрайв #этап #этап1 #т...
mem
epic
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juno is back!
haha yes
epic gamer moment'

totally wasn't a spider earlier
i agree
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Guys I need some help with my homework. I have to stay at home, otherwise I could go to jail🗿
What's 9+10?

Gameloft, thanks for nearly 5k shop tokens and 750 tokens :)
Doge
Music in video (музыка в видео):
Pendulum - The Island Pt.1
#asphalt9 #grandprix #porsche #grand #prix #porscheseason #season #718cayman #cayman #gt4 #clubsport #club #sport #special #event #touchdrive #drive #stage #practice #round #round2 #race #asphalt #legends #асфальт9 #...
they be vibing
that's one huge house right there
@meager vault Livestream?
premiere
Oh, okay.
highlights
||That video was removed.||
Hurb momentum
became a mod so fast
@faint dragon wat.
@hallow pumice y'know what i mean..
Now tell how did you do it?
Well, I don't think they're still checking the forum.
Maybe?
Idk.
Looks like they check if your account isn't suspicious, like alts or many invitation links, then they decide if you can join the mods team or not.
Your dm is available @hallow pumice??
Of course~
@faint dragon he DM'd me directly when I posted in #🏎・general the other day that we were looking for more Mods.
If you are still interested, I can get in touch with Mina & if she's still here active today (she works from home now) I can have he5r contact you-- if she's already clocked out of work for the day, then Monday at the soonest.
you know, it is good to have a table in the Mod room--- now I have someplace to set up my coffee pot & keep my coffee... 😂

@stray plinth i definitely like to join and help 
Yes, more active mods needed. ⬆️
Driver’s active, so that’s good
Above me should also join ⬆️
Not anytime soon. 😅
It’s alright if I don’t, I trust you to be a good mod regardless.
Ahh, the good old days
Still not happening 😢
I’ll just hang around as a normal user for a while... 
@faint dragon OK, I DM'd Mina. she may have already left for the day since Fridays are usually a short day for them, so I should hear something Monday morning Barcelona time. (Really early my time)
@faint dragon You need to speed up time so you can turn 18 sooner so you can apply. You would be a great asset here.
Who plays a9 because of corona
@azure ingot i started,
||2 years ago before corona be a thing
||
I’ll just relax, all of you mods can do the work. 😄
@faint dragon then you started in 1923
Discord broken
Messages are double
What...
@hallow pumice it's top secret
Podés contarme por DM, if you don't mind.
Think he stucked at home and need someone to do grocery
Not even that.
I'm living there atm, and you can receive a penalty fee, just for exiting your home in the evening-afternoon.
Hello everyone!
In this video I will show you highlights of the latest mp series while using Jesko (10 races) and Chiron (11 races) and I thought it will be a great idea if I uploaded similar videos with the current and future mp series from now on! Let me know if you want me ...
tahc daed
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the party is over
how dare you ruin the chain that is presented for the creatures of the void
🗿👌
🗿 👌
🗿👌
🗿👌
🗿 👌
oh look a chain
oh look a clown
nice try man but unfortunately that didn't make me laugh, try harder next time 😐
sheesh
Lol
Challenge accepted
Fun part is jack literally lost his left hand
fun part I don't even know who they are and why is that a thing
Kids 🤦♀️
not as kiddo as one trying to be Harley Quinn
🗿
Thats a top oscar winning movie in the history
yes
Look at dat Mustang
plastic mustang
Yes
that has a birth defect
h
Look how they massacred my boy.
It's a generic Drag car chassis with a mustang wrap.
yes
🗿 ñ
That farts fire
you can put an nsx wrap on that and no one will ever know
vietnam
nan
you saw nothing, big boy
Oh no
hi table
That’s a lambo drag car
fake lambo
That engine
cause front engine
And the logo
fat
Targa Junie Edition in A9 when
they thought like "yeah like scale it up 100 times and slap on people's face to scream to them this is a countach"
it's so fat that it would turn into a UFO when it does a 360
urgh
It gets worse
Hmmm.......
too fat
@hollow gull I think I know why it looks weird
I have a weird idea.....
it has a tumor jj
it's a slope
It’s a wedge
no shnizzle dizzle
maybe it's possible to add a Custom decal to A9 🤔
I clown Porsche
or RR3
knowing Gameloft they would just make a simple system like in OD cause it's their game and it's easier to copy something and bring it over
Proxes
The front wheel looks photoshopped
BRUH
don't we all
the original Juno Killer
🦆
it looks draggy though ngl
toi
it almost accelerate as fast as the LEIX
better do some wheelies
drag tires needed
of course
This is a memememememememeemememe
and huge boost
that's beautiful though
aggressive
I would make it a rally car at this point
Leaksss
yeah I know
Challenger decal
Zig Zag is quick with his job
@tawdry creek that made me think about something
what?
oknevermind
If he can extract the decal pictures,
He can edit them and put a(Custom created) decal picture,
Idk if that's possible tho...
🗿
Baii 👋
He can edit them and put a(Custom created) decal picture,
Idk if that's possible tho
Not possible sir 😔
@hallow pumice how not??
Getting banned is possible for sure,
But i mean on a new acc
Sukai for mod
the game won't launch.
You would have to modify a few ||or a lot of|| files to make it work.
blue is justice
Blue is #0000ff
also you can't spell redemption without red
Mega Brain
brainer brain
perhaps
per
haps
spahrep
sdɐɥɹǝd
phpsaer
Ex Bux Laiv
No Xbox live = no Asphalt progress sync for Windows??
i think it still syncs everything except mp
if im right
Wait a minute....
@faint dragon you can't make rep, right??
I dont think thats affected
Hey
Phew,
If your rep didn't increase after a multiplayer race,
Then you gonna have the Cheaterboard glitch
@empty umbra hallo 👋
....
If I choose the right, will I lose my account
Ask for help from Customer Care
Only wayy
Look at what I found today
Toilet paprr
Corrrooonnnaaa
lol
corona toilet paper prevents corona
Why i see the word (Child) in that picture??!?!?
Reason: Bad word usage
f
MO
Child en
That's how i see it
yes
expectation and reality
Ehh... not everyone knows Russian, you know?
realidad
What’s the problem with finding toilet paper
Why is everyone so mad on getting toilet paper
What do you need when you take a dump @still orbit
Bruh, their actions is too stupid
Oh I don’t know WATER SPRAYER
Of course if I don’t have that, USE HAND
Look no one really use toilet paper here
I’m In south east Asia
And there’s a thing that use to clean your butt
Eheheheehheheeh
Think it’s like a fancy Japanese toilet
Ah yes Japanese toilets
They have that water sprayer that sprays your butt cheek
Japan ese steliot
Uhhh
Lol
...
Knussolini
Why cube
👀
Headshot
I just throw him in the lake
Btw here's another box
(っ'-')╮=͟͟͞🎁) ゚д゚ )
How many customers order a package
Mhm
@crisp yew I love Arabic memes
r/arabfunny for epicly
Hey
Hey wanna see something funny
Funny the funny haha
Wanan see le funny moment
Remix Risitas dans le role de rick astley
pris des délires du 18-25
👀déroule👀
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oh yea
ESL.....
Its like if I was born for the funy
I started to build a house in Minecraft and
ugly
It’s a work in progress
that's nice 👍
Thanks
needs some more work
build an epic house
poor choices of blocks
reminds me of the time I use bricks to build house
cause that's the material builders use to build houses
but in Minecraft that’s a no no
yeah, that was the first time lmao
We really need to have informations of times for everyone in their local time zones
Good morning everyone 👋 😴
S h u t 🗿
epic
Bruh i wish it was this easy to get a car in a9
🤣 🤣 i just redownloaded and got it in 15mins flat
excuse me what is that
a car
what car is that
Good protest actually.
yesh
@faint dragon yea my parents want my family inside bc my brother has asthma and my nana lives w us. Stay safe and race on 
Make sure to keep an eye on him, and your family too.
Lovley
Well ill make sure to keep a eye but just stay safe out there, i heard its much worse in the east coast than it is in tx @faint dragon
Definitely, we’re now the “epicenter”.
It’s spreading quickly...
Another problem is, there are still plenty of people outside.
All of my family and old friends from il are now locked in state and inside, i could only begin to imagine whats going on by you
Ofc there are
😐
Maybe DM would be better...
Absolute smarties going outside and potentially spreading it
I mean what is there even fun to do outside with the coronavirus
Like stay inside
Only go outside when you need food or drinks
But for a limited time.
That’s good, just make sure to stay indoors as much as possible.
Also, keep distance between family members too.
I’ve been on bed rest and at the hospital for one month (started Feb. 16). Now it’s this, more staying indoors...
Its been kinda rainy latley
If you or anyone is at high risk, don’t take any chances.
All ive done thats social the last week is ply xbox w one of my friends and some of my old ones, text a few ppl and talk to my family
I am gonna lose it
Self-quarantine is worse...
Hm, do you play CoD Mobile?
Used to
Oh.
Will probs reinstall it over the course of the next to weeks or longer
Ive already reinstalled gtracing 2 and then a8
Cod mobile is probs next
I might reinstall it also, in the next week perhaps.
Im just scared to ply a fps rn bc im worried itll skrew up my aim in r6
So ive been sticking to racing on mobile and shooting on xbox
Also a8 is so diffrent
I hate it
😬
I had to uninstall that over a year ago. 😅
Sorry to cut short, I’ll need to go to sleep now.
Especially the tracks
Today hasn’t been so well...
Take care @fluid mica 
Im sure tomorrow, or today is gonna be better
Cya @faint dragon 
@cerulean delta i wish i had netflix rn
I would be bingewatching the entirety of the office
Funnnn


this is cringe
big cring
this is cringier
i like how he tagged ant1 and g force
Reason: Bad word usage
a
Reason: Bad word usage
h
h
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She was doing that too at rimac event...
She was going very slow and who said that she’s going slow,she had called discord mods about nasty comment.
@paper brook why
Just a random post lol
Good morning
who wants to play nfs world?
no one
I do but i already quit
lots of empty space
i can do better
very simple design
the Jason design
lul
don't put me on the same boat with him
ok ok
Yes it is the empty room that does not count
i'm against empty rooms
Ik I gotta update it
I was kinda in a rush cause my phone was about to die
And my mom took my charger
Can someone recommend some vpn for launching A9?
thats your internet then
Why they banned Iran idk
vpn always slows down your speed for at least 5%
Yep🤕
Lol
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Dhdhdjwfsheve use he I co syejsgejehe
RIP country music legend Kenny Rogers at 81 y/o (from bladder cancer)
😐
It is da Ferrari Pasta
pasta la vista
Le Pasta
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Chad ded
Imma leave this here...
https://youtu.be/JdxrXYTbm5M
What
Found this inside my Skeleton
Now read Sans Dialogue
play
well too bad
COVID-19 isn't that scary
COVID-19:
P.S.: these pics are original I played it myself
probably god is playing plague inc and made coronavirus
Difficulty - Super Casual
Humans do nothing except panic and buy toilet paper
Considering all the lives lost from this...I’ve got mixed opinions as to what people are doing.
why there slowmode in #🏎・general
why there sum people don't have slowmode in #🏎・general
:angrythonk:
lol i already have nos
😖
I bet Corona sales are way down...limes too
Constantly repeating in a female voice "Artyom, let's buy a dog home"
post this rat
FINALLY! i managed to play Asphalt Injection 😃
@hallow pumice my phone is from 2017
@mental harbor I finished that game some time ago. Not 100% it, but I finished it. I still have to finish Asphalt 3D.
and almost perfectly works
Oh.
Oh. I have Injection on the Vita.
@mental harbor Driving so crazy, you erased the world.
wolf from nfs carbon is a simp when he donated to the pagani e-girl in nfs payback
He would’ve given her his Aston Martin if he tried.
the egirl would have rejected and he would've unsubscribed from her tik tok stream
@marble junco They don't care about our opinion you say? Interesting. So 10sec. protection and then ghosting at the start of the race were added just out of devs whims. Grand Prix event also wasn't completely changed because ppl wanted it to be more fair. Current stat buffs and nerfs also were just for fun sakes. I understand why you think that, but you're wrong. It's not in their power, neither their interest, to comply to everyone. I was actually communicating with cc about certain bug in the game and they not only gave me thorough reply, but also fixed that eventually. Maybe the way we talk to them matters...
h
h
man, im so bored that i noticed that this demo is impossible to pass 🤣
like, the point is freezing the spider
You'll want to play 24/7
but you cannot get to the spider without freezing the man too
or only freezing the man
This was 1 of 5 ads that I saw during the Rimac SE
I can literally hear the image above
like look
Meanwhile
waiting for forza street to release in spain
i literally marked with a colour the things to explain it better 🤣
look, you have to move red tube to freeze the spider, but you can't move it because green tube is in the way, and also to move green tube you have to move blue tube
so the order would be, first blue, then green and then red
but the moment you move green tube you release the ice
and there no way to save the man then
and even if u move the red tube there, you would freeze the spider but the man would freeze anyways
rip
idk why i cared so much in this crappydesing 🤣
Oh, I’ve seen videos of those types of ads. A lot of them are realistically impossible to solve.
if you dont have shiitake mushroom chips you should
they taste like fat but they arent
tasty
Lamborghini
gallardo
Batmobile.
With almost no back.
Mr Softee
Add that to Asphalt 9.
Yes please.
I put it in car suggestions
The new S-class king.
Yes
I upvoted.
@faint dragon hey
Hello there @sonic gate
R u really quarantined
w o a h
Y @faint dragon
COVID-19.
oi
35 NYPD officers have tested positive for coronavirus, so NYC needs all the good thoughts we can give them right now. having 2 major international airports there didn't help the residents there any with thousands of people a day going in & out of those airports
Home, is where worry lies...
@faint dragon my ❤️ is with you dear.
@faint dragon 🥺 💪
I hate this COVID-19
This sucks I'm so boerd that I wish I was in school
Watch this video @slow kernel
https://youtu.be/eEL3ZaJdh80
2 Main Reasons Why Touchdrive Sucks in Asphalt 9
(Pretty sure this time's video is very useless, next Ep. will be more useful to you guys)
In this series, Slayer will be going to tell you all the things you need to know about Asphslt 9, and giving tips for you guys to mas...
And the other lessons too if you saw them under this video in YouTube
You need to watch them also @lilac zodiac
@faint dragon for controlling mode, i prefer tapping mode, without touch drive
thank u bro...
But you need to watch the other lessons,
That YouTuber have alot of lessons that can help you really
@lilac zodiac
@faint dragon thank u...
Np 
Why Touchdrive is Useless
Records of the first Grand Prix showed that 65% of top 10 who qualified to finals were TD players, and 70% of that 65% ended the season in top 10
Punny.
i despise puns
Guys, we've been saying it all wrong this time, it's Jenko not Jesko.
yenko
If you are a dentist, please, do leave a comment.
jenko on my penko
🅱️enko
yes
🇭enko
Jeeeeeeeennnnnnnnkkkkkoooooo
m a x
that's money.
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Reason: Capital letters
Oh no
same
minceraft
Ahhhh, people in my country are STOOPID
In 4 cities (that are among the biggest in the country), horde of people went outside celebrating RAIN after looooong time of not raining (like literally a lot)
B y'all need to sit down in your, and don't blame the authorities if the Corona victims number increase.
Or how long the lockdown will be extended
@teal cradle let’s discuss it further here
Awesome car
You too @tawdry creek
@crisp yew awesome car
I feel like being toxic is never good, even if you are right
What really is there to discuss
The tone I used?
Yeah pretty much
I feel like it is though, or at least it’s a very thin boarder line that I can’t even distinguish
Because I use that tone on anything that's been stretched and Inappropriate
Like that time you called classic car lovers "normies"
@tawdry creek ok buddy . Noted . He just posted a pic of car so I appreciated for that. That's it nothing else.
I apologized for that a few weeks back
what?
The thing is that #🏎・car-suggestions has a rule against joke suggestion. That rule has been in the server for long
way long
🤔
Because I thought the term “normie” had a completely different meaning
idek about dis one
Like I said earlier, you’re not wrong, you just could’ve said that a bit nicer
That’s all 🙂
And the fact that there's no one to keep that channel clean is why the devs don't even bother to have a look inside it.
Posting a joke suggestion in any other channel is okay
But in #🏎・car-suggestions , it's just irritating
That’s understandable
yoink