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very interesting
toshdraiv
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A five year old girl just came up to me holding a baby pig and screamed "persnickety snooder doodle, love the lyrics bro," and had me sign a copy of happiness i was thinkin... get a job kid and where are ur parents!? lol
why
why
I completed Mega Man ZX
urgh
no
Bring back kids cuisine!!!
bruh
lol
cringe
egnirc
generic
cireneg
If I flex my hands in a certain way, It literally looks like a skeleton
My weight is like dangerously low and I can’t get it back up
I can never get the recommended daily calorie intake yet I try and burn as much as possible
I know that because I recorded everything I ate on a typical day
I usually count my daily intake too, I try to get atleast 2.3k cals
https://youtu.be/7HgbERQbijk what an experience
The wheezing soldier can't wait any longer for Half Life Alyx! The pure stress that waiting can cause! Feel the pain together with the poor boy.
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That’s quite a small amount actually.
A link.
yep link 😄 @faint dragon
Link...
And what a link it is.
android now live race
I love to compete while listening to music anyway 😄
@inland cipher Just like me, but without the music part because I have no taste in music. 
Oh...
Thats sad
Oh, I almost forgot
@faint dragon Today is March 8th and
I want to congratulate you on International Women's Day! 
I need coffee
Coffee cake.
Yeah, thats would be great, but theres 23:51 and all stores are closed 😟
yeah boiiiiii 
Q U A L I T Y A D S
@crisp yew why is the cat like that
I still think
racers.exe/nohack/etp:conspire/ yocashgotsnagged.vi.com is a better racing game than A9 and Forza Horizon put together
H
H
Happy.
Just do it.
Take this demon necromancy away
kazotzky kick
omg how can he do dat
<@&469459051105878016> #suggestions
😦
Thank you
@glossy wigeon No, I must thank you for your response and work
Thank you may friend
chat ded?
Idk
Isn't this Lisa's car from Ponyo?
idk
This is Lisa's car
it does look at bit familiar
Credits: PilotRedSun
Original song: the irish rovers the drunken sailor
This version of the song: Spongebob-what shall we do with the drunken sailor
what-
Dancing Pirate
Pirate Dancing
Pirate of the dance
dancing of the Pirate
Dancing
Flexing pirate
Just got it
I’m a small boy working his way up
How many maxed cars do you guys have
495
hiya @raw sleet
There isn’t even that many cars in the game
hi
im hacking
where is French AA batteries
me too
Welp
i have all the unreleased cars
@inland cipher
@raw sleet where is French AA batteries
I wanna know what’s approaching
sex car
I WANT IT
U need a shield for virginity?
For protection
virginity is just a word
@hybrid grotto i should've agreed with you
Whoever Angelvine is,
Should shut it and check what he/she sees before suggesting in #🏎・car-suggestions
i have virginity like how guardians have the light in destiny
Y’all both lost me
Pls tell me that rhyme was intentional
:/
oof
Oof
OOOF
Reason: Bad word usage
Yep
It happens
You have to talk like your talking in front of your grand parents or the bots get all frisky
@hybrid grotto i should've agreed with you
Whoever Angelvine is,
Should shut it and check what he/she sees before suggesting in #🏎・car-suggestions
@teal cradle
What?
Don't
Reason: Duplicated text
Reason: Duplicated text
why
Nvm
He gone
Rip
@cerulean delta
beeg yosh update when
best way to stop urself from spending
yeah
I imagine the manual I’m never going to have and it stops me
:/
And that’s why pop ups are the best investment i want to make
Ain’t a lot of cars with pop ups for cheap tho
smul
Why did Samy get banned
Nice
WHOtube silver button
May i ask?
Cuz the bots suck
Not much I can do about it either way
Said Jeremy Clarkson
That’s just how it goes
Playing Google Chrome for 14 hours
Ye barley anyone sales pop up headlight cars these days
There is someone here with a snapdragon 855 device that play 60fps wuthout root?
Even snapdragon 845 van handle 60fps in this game
Can't understand why gameloft doesn't allow
bcz battery and heat
Bs dude
If I root my device and set it as a S10+ I can play wuthout franedrops and no overheating
welp, i tried, and it didn't work
how are you sure that it won't take much battery or make your phone heat up??
Gn
Gn
death
aliven't
unalive
lifen't
are poptarts ravioli?
are lo mein h
PMW
nani
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if only my phone could properly run Roblox
if only my PC could properly run Roblox
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Survival the Granny the Killer
@cyan turret why do you think all cars from A8 were all downgraded when they were added to A9
Idk tbh
to make places for newer cars from 2020 or 2021 and so on
Furai was downgraded from B-class to D-class, but it became the king of D-class
although I thought it was gonna be a mid-C car
but that's fine
2012 Roblox is the best
Oh
2010* @hollow gull
no 20urmum
Feeling like wanna end myself
https://media.tenor.com/images/75629d8b054e70b7f33fe15b70bd7e33/tenor.gif
Please don't D:
The main aim of the game is to enjoy yourself...
Okay more of wanting our money with p2w events but we don't talk about that
If you do not really enjoy playing the game with your club, then I don't think the club is the right one for you.
No, the problem is not enjoyment,
I have a good time for sure,
Just, how a noob player like ME are in this Epic club??
(Confusion screaming)
RpM is popular y'know
Imagine still playing this game
Imagine imagining
yo imagine CoDM not crashing every time I shoot a zombie in Raid
They're removing Zombies by the end of March @dusty wraith
Well, I guess no easy leveling up for me
March 25 will be the date it gets removed
The two times I downloaded it because I got rid of CoD a while ago just to redownload
they better bring Zombies back
The media is doing a poor job informing the public with accurate information on COVID-19. They bring on self-proclaimed experts that make claims that have no ground in science and sometimes are full-on lying. Also, I think they are leaning into the fear angle too hard in order...
Faccs
Chicken
@faint dragon
I feel ya. I was part of RpM for sometime and felt the same way, it made me quit the game for a while. Same thing when I was in Elite.
10 Trillion FPS camera that can capture light in motion
It takes about 333,333,333,333.3... seconds to play 1 second (real time) of footage
10591 years.
It cost $400,000 dollars
why hello there, im alive again, now time to become dead for another month
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@cerulean delta it’s so fast that I can’t see it move
It’s 186,000 miles per second
Yes
When you hack jesko speed to 600mph
f a m s t
Just saying
Can we like stop suggesting for new stuff to be added to the game and start using our heads to decide and tell Mina exactly how this game should be fixed up
Cuz if you suggest new stuff, they'll get corrupted with the broken workings of the game and become less enjoyable
give me life or give me death!
death
Honestly the game is fine just fix the physics and special events
Other then that the game is fine tbh
asking for special events to be more rewarding and less p2w would be stupid
not unreasonable, just stupid
they've done all that for how long now (..?) and they sure as heck arent going to stop
Honestly the game is fine just fix the physics and special events
@hexed chasm so what do we do with the sudden lags and unoptimized tracks and bad connections
Even when the connections have nothing to do with us
yeah, some places need to be optimized
im die
same
A...selfie?
That face you make when you ask out your crush and she says yes (just happened to me).
Epic Gamer Win
Epic gamer win indeed
I live in the state of Washington
Who the hell died in Cali though
Probably some old person
Most of the people that are dying are really old or really young
I have a pretty good feeling that you'll be fine before this thing gets you
I’ve been at the hospital already a few days ago I can’t go back
@faint dragon hello 
I love блинчики
Me too
The doctor told me to drink 2 liters of water a day but I drink 3
With smetana cream
Gotta build up water to drown the virus
It helps with my pneumonia
They had to inject water into me at first with an IV because I was dehydrated even though I didn’t feel thirsty
It also helps with coronavirus because it'll drown the virus with enough water
Let’s move to North Dakota
Also the water makes the mucus more watery so you can cough easier
Im in hell right now
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@faint dragon If you live there, watch out. I live in Italy and there are a lot of things we need to follow in order to prevent a growing in the cases
well then this is a bit awkward
okay
no
Fixed 90b fans :)
ok
what
its ok
woah
Osu
Interesting
@faint dragon what game
in ur pfp
Game? I am not playing anything 🤔
in your pfp
Oh pfp, its Nfs mw
2005
wat
that's not mw
It is😂 check the car
ye it's the m3 but
idk the graphics were different
they had some weird filter
yellowish
I put some graphics upgrades on my game that's why it looks coloured
Mods
oh
okay
much better game than A9
New Pokemon 🧐 @tawdry vigil
g l a s s
this dude is so toxic lol
He says Bugattis are trash lol
Or just looks weird to him
Anything car that looks unusual to him or has a weird design,he calls it trash
let's just say 99% of cars are trash to him
Exactly
who daheck is deathback
@cedar horizon a guy who hates cars that look weird or aren't modern
Basically a karen
here's some eyeswash
probably a 9 year old
epico
as epic as wearing socks and sandals
interesting
So I found a video of 3 guys trying to start a Carrera GT even tho it had engine problems
They were forcing it to start
So technically...graphic wise on mobile
Which is better
Nfs no limit or a9?
Are you kidding OFC ASPHALT 9 man
Okay then
My phone has a 60fps display but a9 locks it at 30
iPhone 7plus also has a 60fps display but the framerates for a9 is more than 30fps
Hhhhhhhhhhh
...
Nostalgia
balls
jesus
cring
Whole world: 😷
One filipino citizen:
cheese
Juniper's potato moon
mold
wait I mean Jupiter
Looks like cheese with herbs
Asphalt official 👀
Or a rolled up cheese omlette @hollow gull
Oh no.
Think removed Netherlands Asia 1945 ?
WHAT.
Now today Netherlands Europe
I
I
Engrisg
This is sad.
Jupiter is the best
Hell yeah
🌚
petition to rename Jupiter into Juniper
I second that.
petition to rename Jupiter into Juno
petition to name one of Jupiter's moons "Juno"
Juno in NFS Heat must commit unliving
yes
Me just playing 11 years old game
hurb tnemom
bruh moment
nostalgia moment
oo
Me when it’s Friday:
crin
gasp
“Crin”
-furry
it's the anti-furry
cringiest lad alive
jokes on you, I'm aware that I'm stupid
but is still far more intellectual than you are
No proofs
ok you seriously dont have to show how much of an antifurry you are
especially with that prof pic
lol
And I’m not trying to say that I’m anti furry
just saying people might think youre a hypocrite for being an antifurry
you keep forgetting a/an
ok what does russia have to do with the fact that you cant be a furry
you can be a furry in any country you want
I’m not a furry
im not saying you are
vomit
just saying
bruh
I’m just saying it’s strange to be a furry
again, fandoms in general are weird and strange
furries arent the only fandom that is like that
I have proofs that furries are strange
You strange
did i say that furries arent strange?
They are
Furries are strange
Do you know the “rainfurrest” accident?
That’s the point
again, further points? i said i know that furries are strange
i dont even go to cons cause im really far out from any official one
K
and frankly i also wouldnt go cause i dont have a fursuit
Ok
Subject of the day..
🥱
@raw sleet buy
🤧
a homophobic sociopath, a menace to us all
fursuits arent just costumes
theyre "high quality" suits with expensive fur and materials
i said it
nobody cares
especially here
expect to be easily banned for making fun of or insulting "non-straight" people here
i would love to see you get banned
same
ngl
general harassment - yes there is a rule for this
and it counts against homophobia too
harassment in general
Hmm
This is a bruh moment
No
I’m talking in off-topic
👀
well
you being a homophobe, and being very open about it
No
you're harassing yourself
you plan to make fun of "non-straight" people
I’m not trying to say that
ouchies
youve said it yourself, you cant say you never said it
you're plot twisting your own plan
Juno started this dialogue
you started it
if you have a problem with gay people, contact the mods
dummy
He said that I’m anti furry
theyll get ya warned or banned thats for sure
yes youre an anti-furry cause you hate furries
you started it a few days back
Calling me dummy is harassment
that's new
the war was never over
and you even promoted an anti-furry server
how are you not an anti-furry in the end
oh right
you are
A war of furries and gamers?
you dont
I can go and play csgo
Furries is bad B)
engrish
man, i'm just tryna enjoy my nuggets
ive never heard of the so called person named "furries"
who plays csgo when you can play epic Minecraft Hunger Games
its not????
Strange
its a literal mod of half life that spread into its own game?
Yeah that’s stupid
you seriously know nothing do you
I don’t want this trash dialogue to continue
i dont even play counter strike and i know what the game is as a half life game
"dialogue"
@hollow gull this is reminding me of Pewds' latest video about finding the fake gamer
No
you have literally nothing to defend yourself
ofcourse youre just gonna leave
you suck at finishing arguments
I have things to defend myself like
Reason: Bad word usage
furries are strange - i get it
youre an anti-furry - stop saying youre not
youre homphobic - frankly nobody cares and best you dont try to be in this server
you play csgo - this has nothing to do with anything
Heh
please. leave.
That’s karma
karma yo mama
That was warning
i know the consequences
Me be cool
ya better watch it else i will pull out g force
be cool is being uncool
he can take care of things from here
cringe
@stray holly you just lost, just close discord and play already
youre rather corny than cool
Ok
go away
and bet you dont even know what corny is
shoo shoo
That’s going to be good for me
trash ain't welcome here
I don’t want to talk with some cringe kids
sukai you do know what corny means right
Ima play grid
"kids"
no I actually don't
im literally 16 and i know something you dont
teehee?
i know how to win arguments with cool people B)))
I'm too normie to know what Corny is
corny - thinking youre cool when youre quite cringy and "uncool"
oh
"ngl"
that's me l m a o
bet you dont know what ngl means
Me: write that down, write that down!
self aware Jason
I think I’m yes
yes
i feel like step is on google rn
Jason is so humble
looking up what ngl means
he sure takes a while to respond
I'm a NOOB, ☝️
Nickname approves
anyway, cat
yes
anyways, I started catting
i think its time to play tf2
who wanna go
Nooo
he went Vietnamese mode
he went sex mode
lol
june why
i regret
"I'm not actually but I'm using Google Translate "
you forgot the haha at the end
that didn't pop up but ok
a
ok
yes
w
I can relate
sad
listen, being pretty is a pain okay
at least for shut-in neet
idk
guessIamonehaha
same
@hollow gullhandshake
a
@tawdry creek why does "clys" have blues and "jason" have reds
how did I tag myself
I need help
and this
oh god
hahawhowhat
I don't remember saving that
but it says
vietcong
the viets has infiltrated my phone
why does that look like one of those man-made tunnels during world war in Vietnam
ah
idekidontlearnhistory
🗿
cheese
let's be honest who remembers all the historical events happened during wars
pee
yes pee
amug_conan
smug_conana
Reason: Posted an invite
Me when I get 10 tokens
Walter if he was normal
that moment when you can clearly see a youtube channel branding in the corner
imagine watching cringy cursed images on youtube
Lol
Keanu Reeves as Gambit
It wouldnt help
Too dead 🗿
Where is Pan Cake?
@inland cipher Right here. 

from what I heard there are 8 cases of coronavirus In canary islands now
Most of them are in Tenerife
I am in WA state, in the US. We are around 100+ if I recall
Here in NYC, it’s not many thankfully.
Can just everyone stop getting scared from that
I’m not. 😅
neither I am
being scared and panicking are the worst things we can do. just be careful
That's what i wanna hear
You MAY get infected,
But even if you got, it won't affect your life if you don't panic
but that is understandable
Its not even that serious at my place
oh ok
Not panicking. Staying informed
Same here,
And still they closed our shcools for 1 month xD
Plus, I live in an area that is getting tagged by it pretty good
Same here,
And still they closed our shcools for 1 month xD
@faint dragon i want my college to do that 👍🏻
What I usually see of coronavirus memes is that the media overreacts to it
which is true
I live smack middle between two major airport hubs that have both managed to deliver infected passengers.
And, since I have two kids in school, I like to stay informed
I passed by an aisle where all the disinfectant wipes were sold out. Aren’t you supposed to stay clean anyways, virus or not? 😅
Yeah
Wash hands. Cover mouth. Pretty basic stuff we learned as small kids
Good hygiene is something you should have all the time, virus or not.
Don't lick the toilet seat. Etc etc
And, if you have kids, use the steam machine on them dirty little monsters.
I used a pressure washer on my kids when they got filthy... cleaned the ground in dirt pretty well.
But no, I'm certainly not panicking. If it kills me, it was meant to. My time will come when it is supposed to.
Right...
I live next to a giant pulp and paper mill. Biggest in the world. Air here is already toxic, being two blocks away from it all
Weyerhaeuser
My wife has autoimmune disease- I just take common sense precautions. The best advise is to stop listening to the media. The more they hype up COVID-19, the more sales they get on any print media they sell-- so more revenue coming in. As for TV, the more they hype it up, the more viewers tune in-- so a spike in ad revenue for the networks and TV stations.
I had pancakes for breakfast
They were worth it
@teal cradle Hm, I might have pancakes tomorrow morning.
I just watch the CDC site for info. I'm already defenseless while on chemo
Did you have them with whipped cream?
Pancakes and whipped cream are a match made in heaven.
No
Maple syrup
I haven't had it with whipped cream
But I guess that's a recipe worth trying
@faint dragon ouch. Your immune system is totally off line then.
Yes it is. Fighting tumor in frontal lobes
Sorry mate
Me n my kittens. Lost my right eye, as you can see
I mean one will die anyway so why worrying so much that u can't even live for the time u have
@faint dragon ur kittens are cute 
I don't. And thank you
@faint dragon That’s very cute. 
Here’s mine, in front of the screen.
Unfortuntely, the darker colored one developed feline diabetes and passed
Nice 😅
Unfortuntely, the darker colored one developed feline diabetes and passed
Oh feels bad man
@faint dragon Yours are always photobombing you.
@stray plinth As always...
Well, more so wanting to disrupt my gameplay.
The other one is doing great and we are buddies. Travels everywhere with me
Well.... you should never have taught that one cat of yours to play A9, Pan Cake... 😂
You have a point there, Army Cop. 😅
Ur cats are now addicted to a9 😅
To be fair, he’s already big in Osaka.
Did he knock you off the LBs?
Of course he did...
Even though I’m an RpM member.
Mine just likes to lay on the desk and reach down pressing random keys while I race
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Already beating me at the game...
Old photo. She passed away a few years ago now.
@faint dragon yup. You be getting pwn'd
Who knows...he might end up being a better Esports co-host than I am. 
@stray plinth she allowed you to use some of her desk, I see?

Cute 
I only have 3 doggos
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But huge size...
Why does the Suzuki cappuccino have to be so expensive
Cappuccino. 🤔
@cerulean delta Genius. 
Somebody once told me the world was macaroni
Perhaps the Burger King employee in Hempstead.
Lol
As many cats do. 
Pan Cake he was very grey 6 months ago. He tricked us.
demoman at the end tho
@gusty epoch Cats’ fur develop more saturated colors as they grow older.
My younger cat looked near white at first, then developed Calico patterns.
Me, after seeing what's left of my stock portfolio
Hmm
that moment when your raincoats are hugging each other
hmm
Nice
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imagine Juniper observing Jupiter from the Juno spacecraft while watching the movie Juno while also sitting on a Jupiter yoga ball
juno goes to space