#🪄・off-topic
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hmmm
how about i get 2 phones lol, Rog and iphone XR
there
done
best of both worlds
Good idea
- Community consists of people who like Apple because their products are shiny white bricks. They have no clue what they are doing.
- The display on phones and tablets is still worse than the competition at similar price tag.
- Same goes for quality. There are better options.
- The brand? Umm what?
@faint dragon what is your net worth
@faint dragon Google it
@faint dragon why
There is a reason why Apple is a trillion dollar company
Yes
Because they make shiny white bricks
That attract low IQ people
breh
The feeling when Amazon CEO is worth 20 times more than Stark himself.
lol
When Jeff Bezos wife is worth triple than Stark himself :))
But not rich as king black panther
Oof
Lol
Well technically yes
You collect whatever grows on trees
Sell that to someone
Boom
Stonks
Interesting
Maybe true
Remember this @faint dragon
His an actor lol
That damn taxi tho
Car: revs
Traductor: laughs
Car: does burnout
traductor: applause
this traductor tho
gaming
@vapid tangle reason why your suggestion was bad: using nitro at the start of the race is not a strat and never will be cause a9 doesnt have a8 physics
if you use nitro on the start of every race, shame on you
@raw sleet Bruh y u no fullscreen?
ok first of all
i tab out of the game every time
and if i do it in fullscreen
the entire game refreshes
it legit MINIMIZES the game
Hmm yeah good point actually.
thats not optimal and it can cause crashes
I also see all the textures load back in LMAO
so thats defo why people's game crashes over and over
yes thats what happens
it unloads the textures and models
so youre pressuring your gpu
Well not really
Asphalt 9 uses texture streaming by default anyway (at least i think it does)
It is just that
cause its not optimized
There is no reason to unload all the textures when you ALT TAB out of the game
It is the game. It is coded poorly.
I mean no other game unloads textures when it is minimized.
If it is coded that way sure. but again, there is no reason for that.
but then again i still play every game in windowed unless i wanna be completely immersed
Actually now that i have like the fastest VRAM available, i should test on how fast it will load the textures back in if i ALT TAB
HBM2
what
oh okay
#suggestions lol
seriously i believe that happens because the game is a literal port
I am tired being stuck at 60 FPS and seeing square cars in the distance
Also those 144p textures 🤣
Yes and i want them to fix that.
fixed, changed... call it whatever you want.
its just an engine feature
Also their engine can go above 60 FPS
Asphalt 6 and 7 use same engine and they have uncapped FPS
Only since Asphalt 8 did we get an FPS lock
asphalt 9 is the only game that uses the engine
cause it was made for a9
its capped at 60 for optimization obv
No. It does not optimize anything.
There are reasons for FPS caps, but they should be given as a player's choise
And also they should not stop at 60 LMAO
uh
uncapped
is bad
again, the engine is tied to the fps
not everyone has an op pc
so the servers would [swear word] themselves
my pc is from 2009
the latest update they did
actually made the game work so much better
i can play at 150% res scale with no lag
and it looks stunning
but it really loads up my gpu
I can run the game at 300 FPS at 4k if i could go past 60 LMAO
Today i will attempt to run it at 8k.
"could"
From what i heard from Digital Foundry
Jet Engine has existed since the old asphalt games
But ofc it has been heavily modified for A9
Eitherway, even if we imagine that A9 uses new engine.
There is stil absolutely no reason to lock to 60 FPS
best you stop complaining about the 60fps cap
i dont see any possible advantage you would have with a higher framerate
60 is enough for a racing game
60 is enough for me
for most people with bad pcs
60 is enough for the already-bad servers
also haha heavily modified engine
ok but do i have that
If you don't, then go and cap to 60 FPS yourself.
You do realise that Gameloft are doing more work for no reason.
There is absolutely NO REASON to manually and forcefully (they even went out of their way to encrypt the config files) lock the FPS to 60.
And then go and handpick mobile devices that deserve getting 60 FPS in the first place LMAO
no but what i do realize that a heavily modified engine is the quake engine used in half life
I have second best gaming phone in the world and i am locked to 45 FPS.
why do you keep saying lmao in caps
i dont see the reason why you should
anyways i really cant do anything about why there should be more than 60 fps
the servers are bad to handle connections already
so adding a higher cap
would probably explode the hq
Servers do not have to be tied to the framerate
Exploded hq means baked potatoes
Also pretty sure GL servers run at 10hz anyway lol
no, they run them at 60
Bruh
seriously
where did they say that?
With a full PC port
which is still mobile
And again, phones already get 90 and 120hz screens
i legit dont see a time where a bigger cap will come
vivendi from gameloft*
Only things that they fix are crashes. Because if the game does not run, they cannot cashgrab.
Vivendi bought Gameloft
ok cool so its not a joke
This is no longer Gameloft we once knew and loved.
dont think it ever changed
dude
except the fact that they give money to vivendi
They are now a corporate greed machine
werent they always with the vip stuff
nope
Its the same old developers but they have to work as vivendi say
Asphalt 6.
Pay 5 bucks. Get everything.
Same for Asphalt 7
But A7 took longer to grind.
When the Denis leaves, Pan Cake arrives...
👀 Survival and Ray gun
admire the mess of a theme i made or die

Bop
bop
bop
bop
bop?
👀
Bop?
@tired flicker ooo,
I have played this game before, you can also play multiplayer locally (without internet)I mean, right??
Idk what I found...
e
dont get it 😅
Yeah same but it looks funny
Looks like a JoJo version of Dora
@faint dragon you need internet to 1v1
@hollow gull this guy clearly doesn't play the game @faint dragon
e moment
Um wth lol @tired flicker
Bruh moment
😂
👌
Well finally got my J50 4 star...
nice!
Meh but now I have to worry about upgrading, I’m broke on credits
@faint dragon
I maxed it before with
Yeah true because you guys have more experience than me lol
RIP a lot of
😅
Pininfarina J50 Battista
I got J50 at the beginning of this update
@hollow gull cant talk as always 😅
🇪
Junie wants to join?
@tired flicker weird, this car is not on my game.
mhhhh
cmon lemme know if you want a goddamn invite
@faint dragon are u on switch?
sure
Yes
@faint dragon that's why
cause switch is one year behind
Switch doesn't have the latest cars yet,only mobile and Windows 10 do
That’s good though because you don’t have to deal with this p2w bs
justice for switch
Asphalt released on Switch one year after Windows and Mobile
#justiceforswitch
#freedomforswitch or something like that
Nvm
switchjustice
😅 
iosheaven
sweet s15
That's why I bought it in the first place
what game?
Rebel Racing
I am getting booted out of multiplayer due to someone else trying to get into my account??
Anyone else having these issues
rip ma dude
@pallid roost @hollow gull my heart is pounding
nice save man
I beat him at the last second @hollow gull
At the finish line I did a 360 as a taunt @hollow gull @pallid roost
hehe
1 hour later
name: Nova™ Nexus
platform: android
Club: Nova Team, but doesn't matter because he's a low life cheating scumbag....
gameloft are just as bad for allowing these cheaters to collect all the prizes from hacking thier way into the top 10/100/1000..... it is full of more hackers than imaginable but unfortunately true.
How many clubs are only hackers? Gameloft know!!!! They don't do a thing
i used to play in heaven but i know how it feels playing between hax
Wat
@hollow gull you might be right, let's see #638676207474573362 a few hours later
let's see
Bumby
bumbylbee
Why are there bullet holes in the window? @faint dragon
bulletploof grass
Ohhh
why can't i be bullet proof
we humans, are fragile
Ok now I know why @lyric dragon @hollow gull
e
ha
elon musk
big embarrasment
so the truck isn't bulletproof
its bullet resistant
😅
@tired flicker i see you are playing Rebel Racing too 😃
AJ Salvatore - Coming Back To Life (feat. Joe Sparrow) ⬙ FAVOURITES ON SPOTIFY ⬙ ⇥ http://mrsuicidesheep.com/favourites ; ⧩ Download/Stream ⧩ http://smarturl...
Would that song make a good main menu song addition to A9?
@tired flicker Definitely would! It might actually be better than some of the current ones.
Rip

Asphalt 1 - 9 15 Year ago
a9 has the most boring icon
The older ones had more interest.
Overdrive = NFS Heat
@rich monolith i saw an error, Asphalt Overdrive is positioned before Asphalt 6, which is wrong, Asphalt 6 came in 2010 and Asphalt Overdrive came in 2014.
Well, theres another error but anyways, good job if you did this
Maybe from the internet.
kurby
kurby
What we talking about here
curbs
@tired flicker Where's this? 
Ayala
@faint dragon if you have a problem with someone spamming you, just ask them politely to stop and if they don't, get help from a moderator. Don't lash out at someone. The entire concept of cyberbullying is to illicit a response from a victim, and you gave the bully a response (even though I don't feel Jelly was deliberately trying to be a bully)
@shut zenith if you were asked politely to stop, it would do you well to just stop, probably. If you have some other issue with the person take it to a DM (Riplex that goes for you as well btw), otherwise I don't really see what you did wrong if you were trying to be nice, even if in a rude way
@sour fossil I'm sorry that you took whatever whoever said offensively but the facts of the matter are that sexism exists in this world and not everyone is going to feel the same way you do about it. I'm not saying that I agree with sexist or misogynistic comments, but just know that you'll see plenty of sexist and misogynistic people, and I dare say you'll see even more if people realize they get a rise out of you when they act that way because trolls will be trolls.
@limpid merlin the thing is a moderator already DID warn, mute and ban him, yet he continues to behave the same :/
So block him and move on, or ask him in DMs why he behaves that way.
You don't need to lash out at someone else, it makes you looks just as bad as them.
the Block feature always stays by your side
I was just trying to be nice to people by saying a simple congratulations but the admin didn’t like it bcoz he is heartbroken so he used his power to stop it
@faint dragon why did u call me a whale?
@shut zenith I'd just like to say I know Army Cop and he's not someone who'd abuse moderation powers 🤔
@limpid merlin thanks for your kind words. I stand up for myself when a dude out of nowhere insults me just because I’m a girl.
In regards to Jelly, I got to know him, he is a very nice young kid and I feel he is being mistreated for something he already apologized for and faced the consequences. No need for the community to be rude to such a sweet hearted kid
I should be the one that should actually say that I said that stuff to @sour fossil, I should take the blame...
Well, you just did in a sense
block for the win
Yes and everyone is gonna hate me...
Owning up to one's mistakes is one of the first steps to earning both the forgiveness and others and forgiving yourself 😛
Group pic for everyone...
I'm the blue one
no me
No I don’t deserve to be in that pic
you're above me, the red one
same
ok sure fine jj
yes
ariba
So have we all calmed down now?
i'm the orange one
What’s going on
Hey man, don't worry. Everyone makes mistakes, it's just a matter of owning up to them and moving on.
@faint dragon you're just kerb
@faint dragon what even happened?
krab
he's kurb
korb
@glossy wigeon I'm diffusing the issue that was occurring in #🏎・general in a diplomatic fashion.
Eh...
And from the responses I got I think I mostly succeeded 🤔
Well, as long as this gets resolved.
kurby
One way or another.
that's kirb
What’s this about
knife
knif
Being here just reminds me of what I did here to my friends and what bad things I did, I can’t forgive myself...
danger
E
ice-e ice
A knife started this?
Apparently Jelly and Riplex had a... I suppose confrontation of sorts, and AJ made a comment that Queen took offense to
🤔
@faint dragon You're not alone on that one. I've still got plenty of mistakes I need to fix with others.
Although from what I gather Queen is mostly over it and AJ is still beating themselves up over it
@faint dragon lol who gave you permission to not forgive yourself?
Just me...
Let’s just forget about this
No, I took offense in what someone else said, not CloneT
This is a bit dramatic.
get nae nae'd
Ah?
👀
@faint dragon lets vote on it
Interesting
Do l need to get another mod here??
who think he should forgive himself?
what's happening
@sour fossil They apologized afterwards.
Let’s not do that
@crisp yew Life.
No I what I meant to say is that I said some offensive stuff awhile back to Queen but I’m clearly still blocked...
Well aj did several things wrong but I’m not mad at him he lashed out in my server at several peeps and said some questionable things to people
🍿
@glossy wigeon get victor this time... he shows no mercy
But all is good
Oh, wow.
@stray plinth
such a bruh moment
Wuts going on?
We’re friends with Victor actually
i have no idea
@teal cradle banana joe
Hi Shovel Knight
Who ?
@teal cradle .efiL
Please help @stray plinth
Efil.
Why spam ping him
@glossy wigeon i guess army cop is ok too
@hollow gull I had a banana earlier
oh nice
Okay...
unfortunately i have strep throat
I love banana
@viscid violet please help
strap throat
ok how bout this whoever 360'd first is wrong and has to apologize
@rustic sage how is everything ok? I am clearly not friends with you guys still or anymore...
@hollow gull
today's vide o is sponsored by shadow raid legends
I mean dude u can’t just say stuff like that and expect everything to be 100% right away
and i thought this was the most time #🪄・off-topic had no memes for...
@hollow gull Interesting.
I can’t forgive for what I said and yes I understand @rustic sage
drama alert
I just wish I was friends with you guys still
And I don’t get those I get political stuff all the time mainly about guns getting taken away but they can pry em from my cold dead hands after a good ole no knock raid
samurai blasts off
I'd help out but idk what's going on
same
Yeah from what I gather the only moderator with a poor reputation here is ASER
...
Since when did the theme of "political stuff" get into here?
I don’t ether
@faint dragon forgiveness is up to the other person not you, grow up jeez
Um...
yes aser once warned me for saying asfart jokingly
🍿
@floral fox Don't cause more drama, please.
ASER is 100% hardass
🍿
🍿
Several people is are typing...
total drama
Also, very interesting.
sorry i got kinda pissed
John Lemon
@floral fox ik it’s up to the person but I feel bad every day...
@hollow gull Nice theme.
michelle obanana
feel bad for what I did
@glossy wigeon I don't need GT3 RS Bps.
I have a car
@faint dragon thank
Now how to put it into the game
Awesome
🤔
big brain stuff
big brain megamind
@faint dragon stop it's annoying
@faint dragon She did say that she wasn't upset (not holding grudges). It's fine, no one's upset at you. 
This is what's left of my hovercraft
Hey guys it's Dwayne here and today I want to say a lot of things to you guy and first of all is please stop haha this is not cool and have a good day/night
@nova jolt what are you gonna do commit suicide becuz of it?

dart
lancer
king
god
@hollow gull is your forehead harder than Tanjirou?
Woah there! @floral fox
Hold up
😶
That... wasn't so nice.
people, please. Keep your dramas in private
I am
you're good, Nova
😉
he doesn't understand that not forgiving is the same as killing urself it's just slower
okay people let's all calm down
e
this isn't supposed to happen in public
Mm tea
@faint dragon give us a vulcan
mmmm
@tawdry creek what kind?
green tea
@floral fox I actually have two Vulcan models.
I'm not giving you some
sads
put away that knife
negativi tea
unless that knife is plastic
John Lemon
@hollow gull knife using Banned
@tawdry creek plastic knives are still dangerous
foam knife
dangerous
h
that was one time Google asked for my location
dangerous
ly delicious
knives are dangerous
ganderous
frog
dog
ger
log
fog
bob
bob
bob
bob
bob
job
I'm waiting for the day someone animates spongebob doing default dance
@rotund cedar I saved the 'Positivi-tea' image, by the way. 
if SpongeBob wasn't a Sponge, it would be Bob
yea im just watching some "bob" rn
lol
Reason: Duplicated text
if SpongeBob was in real life, he would suck up all the water in the sea
giant sponge
and that would make Global Warming even worse
Bye
bye
@tired flicker Who are they?
@faint dragon famous Minecraft YouTubers
Oh.
It was MooseCraft's 22nd bday yesterday
P.S it's the guy wearing the Royal Blue shirt
my electricity just died
😐
but it gave me some time to step dance
cause i love breaking my legs
actually yeah
i wanna be broken
anyone ready for cod
zombies
waw zombies
bo zombies
bo2 zombies
the best
the rest can go down with my galactic puke
call of duty mobile
i spit on mobile
season 2 on 25 feature zombies
spits
what ever pervert
how am I a pervert
@bright phoenix define "pervert"
🤔
spits as in i'm shooting my projectile comet from my mouth at call of duty mobile
👊 🌝
well i cannot wait for zombie apocalypse
My favorite map was 'Der Riese' from Black Ops.
I haven't, actually.
Agreed.
since they are basically the same map except the giant is a revamped version
Der Riese was still my favorite. 
probably der riese, mob of the dead, and kino der toten is my all time favorite
Oh, right. I really forgot about Kino der Toten.
biggest scam ea
That was a great one.
but rr3 is now 10gb
😒
eh
Okay...
Have a good day or night everyone. 
to you, as well
@faint dragon good night
Twins huh
is old
ew modified android
ew you use an onscreen screenshot button
😂 😂 😂
ew aida is better
lol ok
ok
eugh
pufferfish noises
cring
die
toxxyc
and some furries with it
you have been gifted early acces to death
the note on the gift says: nobody likes you
shut up weeb
pepega
if i saw that id kick it
you did
i have the proof
🤡
Kanna isn't a child though
XD
I can't remember exactly but she's like, 300 years old or something along those lines
she's like 8-9 years old in human form
e
@floral copper , see that kind of joke would fool imbeciles but not really anyone else
Besides, i'd suggest cropping the image a little better so it fits the text box, yeah?
that's a nice orange gtr
oreng
🟧
go update who plays call of duty mobile
i dont speak rich
when is asphalt 10
a
Asphalt Forza: Heat
mater has given dobby a gun
Is this one Never Coming to Asphalt 9 Legends
But It already have in Asphalt 8 Airborne
you can suggest the car if you want
Why they make this game for More Compatitive Game
Than This Game's Old Updates
Yesterday I improved this One to 3*
Its so Hard to Find It
why did you tag me
big dum people amarite
time to play mmod again
v1.3 came out in october
theres a lot of new things and i must try it out now
gaming 2069
cod is bad like i said
people has their own opinion 👀
the main cod games are good, but cod:m is just a disgrace
it's one's opinion
which mod?
horrible
zombie mod
zombie mod
mod
aight
but this mode epic fighting zombies
Wanna Sprite Cranberry
lol he dead guys!!!@#!$@
laughter
@faint dragon 
😱

👌
sure
somehow my fav gif section is ruined 😂
you need the conan gif
what you also need
is to not use the built in gif feature
cring bro
dumb
imagine using overused and unfunny gifs
meanwhile
conan o'brien
comedy gold
damn zoomer got no sense of humor
XD!!!! moments
pure laughter
Hmm..
May I have your attention Tony
Nah
destruction 100
virgin tony stark vs chad conan
conan wins
🤔
And many more to go
As great many people see you as heroes but there are some who prefer word vigilantes..
What would you call the group of US based individuals
You make your own rules
Yes I do
sure
Sure
Seriously vigilantes
I get it
NICE
So what's about sokovia
Sokovia
You know very well
Enough of this
:v
From now you'll work under
United nations
All your activities are watched.!
So what have I done
Many things
First of all who the hell are you
I'm Thaddeus Ross
laughter
cause 1/2 life
and we've arrived
are you doing the hat achievement thing or no
and this b has to be killed right here right now
æugh
@olive sequoia if you think about it, they suggested the truck to be added into the game. Not suggesting you should buy it irl
and this game, is where physics don't exist
this isnt half life 2
dumb
this is half life 2 mmod
damn boomer
doesnt know that its modded
😂
black mesa
you sure love insulting people, don't you toxxyc
....
Everybody loves insulting
funky
motaz go do gay
play diecarly
oh
👊 🌝
brosgit
if you know what this is then make sure to like, comenrt. sjare!!! and subSCRIBE!!!!!!
brofiste
that be black mesa
For a second I thought it was Gordon Ramzay.
hmm compression depression
Ew
more compression
That game looks interesting, something I'd like playing. What's the title? 
Got it. 👌
