#🪄・off-topic

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faint dragon
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Yep

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@faint dragon why

torn tinsel
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hmmm

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how about i get 2 phones lol, Rog and iphone XR

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there

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done

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best of both worlds

faint dragon
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Good idea

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  1. Community consists of people who like Apple because their products are shiny white bricks. They have no clue what they are doing.
  2. The display on phones and tablets is still worse than the competition at similar price tag.
  3. Same goes for quality. There are better options.
  4. The brand? Umm what?
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@faint dragon what is your net worth

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@faint dragon Google it

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@faint dragon why

torn tinsel
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oh whale

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maybe that's only the case in asphalt

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sips le cup of tea

faint dragon
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There is a reason why Apple is a trillion dollar company

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Yes

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Because they make shiny white bricks

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That attract low IQ people

scarlet obsidian
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Oh my god

torn tinsel
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breh

faint dragon
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The feeling when Amazon CEO is worth 20 times more than Stark himself.

torn tinsel
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lol

faint dragon
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When Jeff Bezos wife is worth triple than Stark himself :))

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But not rich as king black panther

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Oof

scarlet obsidian
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Trillion

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Does money grow in trees

faint dragon
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Lol

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Well technically yes

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You collect whatever grows on trees

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Sell that to someone

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Boom

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Stonks

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Interesting

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Maybe true

scarlet obsidian
faint dragon
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Oh

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Braniff how could I forget him

scarlet obsidian
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His to get rich

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??

old totem
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His an actor lol

faint dragon
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this traductor tho

raw sleet
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@vapid tangle reason why your suggestion was bad: using nitro at the start of the race is not a strat and never will be cause a9 doesnt have a8 physics

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if you use nitro on the start of every race, shame on you

faint dragon
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@raw sleet Bruh y u no fullscreen?

raw sleet
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ok first of all

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i tab out of the game every time

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and if i do it in fullscreen

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the entire game refreshes

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it legit MINIMIZES the game

faint dragon
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Hmm yeah good point actually.

raw sleet
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thats not optimal and it can cause crashes

faint dragon
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I also see all the textures load back in LMAO

raw sleet
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so thats defo why people's game crashes over and over

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yes thats what happens

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it unloads the textures and models

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so youre pressuring your gpu

faint dragon
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Well not really

raw sleet
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well yes really

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cause it has to reload the models

faint dragon
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Asphalt 9 uses texture streaming by default anyway (at least i think it does)

raw sleet
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at times this causes a presumed flood on loads

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so the game will kill itself

faint dragon
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It is just that

raw sleet
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cause its not optimized

faint dragon
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There is no reason to unload all the textures when you ALT TAB out of the game

raw sleet
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yea well

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i believe this is either the game

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or windows apps in general

faint dragon
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It is the game. It is coded poorly.

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I mean no other game unloads textures when it is minimized.

raw sleet
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some might

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but in a way so it doesnt like crash the game

faint dragon
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If it is coded that way sure. but again, there is no reason for that.

raw sleet
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but then again i still play every game in windowed unless i wanna be completely immersed

faint dragon
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Actually now that i have like the fastest VRAM available, i should test on how fast it will load the textures back in if i ALT TAB

raw sleet
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i have gddr5

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i assume you got gddr6

faint dragon
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HBM2

raw sleet
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what

faint dragon
raw sleet
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oh okay

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seriously i believe that happens because the game is a literal port

faint dragon
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🤣

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I will keep spamming for GL to add more settings LMAO

raw sleet
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i mean

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just

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stop playing in full screen

faint dragon
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I am tired being stuck at 60 FPS and seeing square cars in the distance

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Also those 144p textures 🤣

raw sleet
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you cant go above 60

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the engine is locked to the frames

faint dragon
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Yes and i want them to fix that.

raw sleet
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it cant be fixed

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its not a bug

faint dragon
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fixed, changed... call it whatever you want.

raw sleet
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its just an engine feature

faint dragon
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Also their engine can go above 60 FPS

raw sleet
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and i bet theyd have to rewrite the engine to do it

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liek some lines

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not fully

faint dragon
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Asphalt 6 and 7 use same engine and they have uncapped FPS

raw sleet
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uh

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no?

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asphalt 9 uses a new engine called jet engine

faint dragon
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Only since Asphalt 8 did we get an FPS lock

raw sleet
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asphalt 9 is the only game that uses the engine

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cause it was made for a9

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its capped at 60 for optimization obv

faint dragon
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No. It does not optimize anything.

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There are reasons for FPS caps, but they should be given as a player's choise

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And also they should not stop at 60 LMAO

raw sleet
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uh

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uncapped

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is bad

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again, the engine is tied to the fps

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not everyone has an op pc

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so the servers would [swear word] themselves

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my pc is from 2009

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the latest update they did

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actually made the game work so much better

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i can play at 150% res scale with no lag

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and it looks stunning

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but it really loads up my gpu

faint dragon
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I can run the game at 300 FPS at 4k if i could go past 60 LMAO

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Today i will attempt to run it at 8k.

raw sleet
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"could"

faint dragon
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From what i heard from Digital Foundry

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Jet Engine has existed since the old asphalt games

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But ofc it has been heavily modified for A9

raw sleet
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ive read the one used in asphalt 9 is a new one

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just

faint dragon
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Eitherway, even if we imagine that A9 uses new engine.

There is stil absolutely no reason to lock to 60 FPS

raw sleet
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best you stop complaining about the 60fps cap

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i dont see any possible advantage you would have with a higher framerate

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60 is enough for a racing game

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60 is enough for me

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for most people with bad pcs

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60 is enough for the already-bad servers

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also haha heavily modified engine

faint dragon
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I have 90hz phone and 100hz PC monitor.

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And soon will have 200hz monitor.

raw sleet
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ok but do i have that

faint dragon
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If you don't, then go and cap to 60 FPS yourself.

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You do realise that Gameloft are doing more work for no reason.

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There is absolutely NO REASON to manually and forcefully (they even went out of their way to encrypt the config files) lock the FPS to 60.
And then go and handpick mobile devices that deserve getting 60 FPS in the first place LMAO

raw sleet
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no but what i do realize that a heavily modified engine is the quake engine used in half life

faint dragon
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I have second best gaming phone in the world and i am locked to 45 FPS.

raw sleet
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why do you keep saying lmao in caps

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i dont see the reason why you should

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anyways i really cant do anything about why there should be more than 60 fps

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the servers are bad to handle connections already

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so adding a higher cap

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would probably explode the hq

faint dragon
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Servers do not have to be tied to the framerate

hybrid grotto
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Exploded hq means baked potatoes

faint dragon
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Also pretty sure GL servers run at 10hz anyway lol

raw sleet
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no, they run them at 60

faint dragon
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Bruh

raw sleet
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seriously

faint dragon
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where did they say that?

raw sleet
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this is a mobile game were talking about

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this isnt forza

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this is a damn mobile game

faint dragon
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With a full PC port

raw sleet
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which is still mobile

faint dragon
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And again, phones already get 90 and 120hz screens

raw sleet
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i legit dont see a time where a bigger cap will come

faint dragon
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Ofc it won't.

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Gameloft is busy cashgrabbing

raw sleet
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vivendi from gameloft*

faint dragon
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Only things that they fix are crashes. Because if the game does not run, they cannot cashgrab.

raw sleet
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again, its vivendi from what i hear

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i feel like its a joke but i believe it

faint dragon
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Vivendi bought Gameloft

raw sleet
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ok cool so its not a joke

faint dragon
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This is no longer Gameloft we once knew and loved.

raw sleet
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dont think it ever changed

faint dragon
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dude

raw sleet
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except the fact that they give money to vivendi

faint dragon
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They are now a corporate greed machine

raw sleet
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werent they always with the vip stuff

faint dragon
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nope

hybrid grotto
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Its the same old developers but they have to work as vivendi say

faint dragon
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Asphalt 6.

Pay 5 bucks. Get everything.

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Same for Asphalt 7

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But A7 took longer to grind.

proud anchor
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When the Denis leaves, Pan Cake arrives...

raw sleet
glacial lotus
cerulean delta
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Bop

faint dragon
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bop

floral fox
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bop

faint dragon
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Bop

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🅾️

raw sleet
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bop

faint dragon
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bop?

faint dragon
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bop

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Bop.

tired flicker
mild quiver
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👀

faint dragon
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this should be a car????

glacial lotus
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Bop?

faint dragon
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@tired flicker ooo,
I have played this game before, you can also play multiplayer locally (without internet)I mean, right??

faint dragon
hollow gull
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e

glacial lotus
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dont get it 😅

faint dragon
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Yeah same but it looks funny

glacial lotus
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looks strange

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😅

faint dragon
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Looks like a JoJo version of Dora

tired flicker
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@faint dragon you need internet to 1v1

hollow gull
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e moment

tired flicker
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I put an E

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In that suggestion

faint dragon
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Um wth lol @tired flicker

tired flicker
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He doesn't know it's in there

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😂 😂 😂 😂

faint dragon
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Bruh moment

glacial lotus
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😂

safe totem
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space 👌

faint dragon
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Well finally got my J50 4 star...

glacial lotus
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nice!

faint dragon
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Meh but now I have to worry about upgrading, I’m broke on credits

tired flicker
safe totem
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I maxed it before withcredits

faint dragon
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Yeah true because you guys have more experience than me lol

safe totem
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RIP a lot ofcredits 😅

tired flicker
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Happened yesterday

glacial lotus
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nice!

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congrats! space kitty

hollow gull
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Pininfarina J50 Battista

safe totem
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I got J50 at the beginning of this update

hollow gull
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@faint dragon you're horrible

glacial lotus
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@hollow gull cant talk as always 😅

hollow gull
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🇪

pallid roost
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ree

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im listening to music in my server now

glacial lotus
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okay 🙂

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have fun 🙂

pallid roost
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via Rythm the bot

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wanna join 😁

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haha

hollow gull
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i mean sure

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but e

pallid roost
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Junie wants to join?

faint dragon
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@tired flicker weird, this car is not on my game.

glacial lotus
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mhhhh

pallid roost
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cmon lemme know if you want a goddamn invite

tired flicker
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@faint dragon are u on switch?

hollow gull
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sure

faint dragon
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Yes

tired flicker
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@faint dragon that's why

faint dragon
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Oh

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Switch is updates behind lol

hollow gull
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cause switch is one year behind

tired flicker
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Switch doesn't have the latest cars yet,only mobile and Windows 10 do

faint dragon
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That’s good though because you don’t have to deal with this p2w bs

hollow gull
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justice for switch

faint dragon
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Asphalt released on Switch one year after Windows and Mobile

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#justiceforswitch

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#freedomforswitch or something like that

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Nvm

pallid roost
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switchjustice

glacial lotus
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😅 space

pallid roost
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iosheaven

hollow gull
tired flicker
hollow gull
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sweet s15

tired flicker
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That's why I bought it in the first place

glacial lotus
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what game?

tired flicker
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Rebel Racing

hollow gull
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this emoji

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scares me

faint dragon
pallid roost
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rip ma dude

tired flicker
hollow gull
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oh boy

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oh no

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brace yourself brother

pallid roost
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nice save man

tired flicker
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I beat him at the last second @hollow gull

hollow gull
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he deserve it

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for once and for all

tired flicker
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At the finish line I did a 360 as a taunt @hollow gull @pallid roost

pallid roost
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hehe

tired flicker
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In your face Grizzly Vaper

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Get rekt

crisp yew
hollow gull
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1 hour later

name: Nova™ Nexus
platform: android
Club: Nova Team, but doesn't matter because he's a low life cheating scumbag....
gameloft are just as bad for allowing these cheaters to collect all the prizes from hacking thier way into the top 10/100/1000..... it is full of more hackers than imaginable but unfortunately true.
How many clubs are only hackers? Gameloft know!!!! They don't do a thing

pallid roost
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i used to play in heaven but i know how it feels playing between hax

crisp yew
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Wat

pallid roost
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heaven - iOS

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no hax is the reason

tired flicker
hollow gull
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let's see

crisp yew
faint dragon
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nice resolution

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very cool

hollow gull
faint dragon
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Yay/noooo

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🅱umpy pickup truck

hollow gull
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Bumby

pallid roost
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bumbylbee

faint dragon
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Doesn't go as planned.

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Interesting.

tired flicker
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Why are there bullet holes in the window? @faint dragon

lyric dragon
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i was wondering that also

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probably some sort of test to prove how durable it is

hollow gull
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bulletploof grass

tired flicker
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Ohhh

lyric dragon
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why can't i be bullet proof

hollow gull
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we humans, are fragile

lyric dragon
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like sponges

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or kittens

tired flicker
hollow gull
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e

lyric dragon
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ha

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elon musk

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big embarrasment

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so the truck isn't bulletproof

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its bullet resistant

faint dragon
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😅

mental harbor
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@tired flicker i see you are playing Rebel Racing too 😃

tired flicker
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Would that song make a good main menu song addition to A9?

faint dragon
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@tired flicker Definitely would! It might actually be better than some of the current ones.

hollow gull
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ok so

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i have decided to reinstall a9

tired flicker
teal cradle
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Rip

faint dragon
rich monolith
hollow gull
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a9 has the most boring icon

faint dragon
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The older ones had more interest.

hollow gull
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Overdrive = NFS Heat

tired flicker
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Asphalt 6 was the best

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And so did Asphalt 7

mental harbor
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@rich monolith i saw an error, Asphalt Overdrive is positioned before Asphalt 6, which is wrong, Asphalt 6 came in 2010 and Asphalt Overdrive came in 2014.

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Well, theres another error but anyways, good job if you did this

faint dragon
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Maybe from the internet.

faint dragon
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c-

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curby

hollow gull
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kurby

faint dragon
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kurby

rustic sage
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What we talking about here

faint dragon
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curbs

tired flicker
faint dragon
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@tired flicker Where's this? space

tired flicker
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Ayala

limpid merlin
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@faint dragon if you have a problem with someone spamming you, just ask them politely to stop and if they don't, get help from a moderator. Don't lash out at someone. The entire concept of cyberbullying is to illicit a response from a victim, and you gave the bully a response (even though I don't feel Jelly was deliberately trying to be a bully)

@shut zenith if you were asked politely to stop, it would do you well to just stop, probably. If you have some other issue with the person take it to a DM (Riplex that goes for you as well btw), otherwise I don't really see what you did wrong if you were trying to be nice, even if in a rude way

@sour fossil I'm sorry that you took whatever whoever said offensively but the facts of the matter are that sexism exists in this world and not everyone is going to feel the same way you do about it. I'm not saying that I agree with sexist or misogynistic comments, but just know that you'll see plenty of sexist and misogynistic people, and I dare say you'll see even more if people realize they get a rise out of you when they act that way because trolls will be trolls.

faint dragon
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@limpid merlin the thing is a moderator already DID warn, mute and ban him, yet he continues to behave the same :/

limpid merlin
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So block him and move on, or ask him in DMs why he behaves that way.

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You don't need to lash out at someone else, it makes you looks just as bad as them.

tawdry creek
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the Block feature always stays by your side

shut zenith
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I was just trying to be nice to people by saying a simple congratulations but the admin didn’t like it bcoz he is heartbroken so he used his power to stop it

tired flicker
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@faint dragon why did u call me a whale?

limpid merlin
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@shut zenith I'd just like to say I know Army Cop and he's not someone who'd abuse moderation powers 🤔

sour fossil
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@limpid merlin thanks for your kind words. I stand up for myself when a dude out of nowhere insults me just because I’m a girl.

In regards to Jelly, I got to know him, he is a very nice young kid and I feel he is being mistreated for something he already apologized for and faced the consequences. No need for the community to be rude to such a sweet hearted kid

faint dragon
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I should be the one that should actually say that I said that stuff to @sour fossil, I should take the blame...

limpid merlin
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Well, you just did in a sense

hollow gull
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block for the win

faint dragon
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Yes and everyone is gonna hate me...

limpid merlin
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Owning up to one's mistakes is one of the first steps to earning both the forgiveness and others and forgiving yourself 😛

tired flicker
tawdry creek
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I'm the blue one

hollow gull
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no me

faint dragon
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No I don’t deserve to be in that pic

tawdry creek
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you're above me, the red one

faint dragon
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same

hollow gull
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ok sure fine jj

tawdry creek
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yes

hollow gull
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ariba

limpid merlin
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So have we all calmed down now?

floral fox
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i'm the orange one

faint dragon
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im none of them

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No, I feel like going off the grid again...

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...

glossy wigeon
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What’s going on

limpid merlin
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Hey man, don't worry. Everyone makes mistakes, it's just a matter of owning up to them and moving on.

hollow gull
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@faint dragon you're just kerb

floral fox
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@faint dragon what even happened?

faint dragon
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krab

floral fox
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he's kurb

faint dragon
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korb

limpid merlin
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@glossy wigeon I'm diffusing the issue that was occurring in #🏎・general in a diplomatic fashion.

faint dragon
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Eh...

glossy wigeon
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Okay

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??

hollow gull
limpid merlin
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And from the responses I got I think I mostly succeeded 🤔

faint dragon
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Well, as long as this gets resolved.

floral fox
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kurby

faint dragon
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One way or another.

hollow gull
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that's kirb

glossy wigeon
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What’s this about

tawdry creek
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knife

faint dragon
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knif

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Being here just reminds me of what I did here to my friends and what bad things I did, I can’t forgive myself...

floral fox
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danger

faint dragon
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E

hollow gull
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ice-e ice

glossy wigeon
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A knife started this?

limpid merlin
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Apparently Jelly and Riplex had a... I suppose confrontation of sorts, and AJ made a comment that Queen took offense to

faint dragon
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🤔

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@faint dragon You're not alone on that one. I've still got plenty of mistakes I need to fix with others.

hollow gull
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same to me tbh

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but they already left me

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smh

limpid merlin
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Although from what I gather Queen is mostly over it and AJ is still beating themselves up over it

hollow gull
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smh

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🌝 👊

floral fox
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@faint dragon lol who gave you permission to not forgive yourself?

faint dragon
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Just me...

glossy wigeon
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Let’s just forget about this

crisp yew
sour fossil
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No, I took offense in what someone else said, not CloneT

rotund cedar
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This is a bit dramatic.

crisp yew
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get nae nae'd

limpid merlin
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Ah?

rich monolith
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👀

floral fox
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@faint dragon lets vote on it

limpid merlin
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Interesting

glossy wigeon
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Do l need to get another mod here??

floral fox
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who think he should forgive himself?

crisp yew
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what's happening

faint dragon
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@sour fossil They apologized afterwards.

glossy wigeon
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Let’s not do that

faint dragon
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@crisp yew Life.

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No I what I meant to say is that I said some offensive stuff awhile back to Queen but I’m clearly still blocked...

rustic sage
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Well aj did several things wrong but I’m not mad at him he lashed out in my server at several peeps and said some questionable things to people

faint dragon
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🍿

floral fox
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@glossy wigeon get victor this time... he shows no mercy

rustic sage
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But all is good

rotund cedar
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Oh, wow.

hollow gull
glossy wigeon
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@stray plinth

crisp yew
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such a bruh moment

teal cradle
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Wuts going on?

sour fossil
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We’re friends with Victor actually

crisp yew
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i have no idea

hollow gull
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@teal cradle banana joe

teal cradle
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Hi Shovel Knight

rich monolith
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Who ?

rotund cedar
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@teal cradle .efiL

glossy wigeon
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Please help @stray plinth

hollow gull
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Efil.

rustic sage
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Why spam ping him

floral fox
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@glossy wigeon i guess army cop is ok too

teal cradle
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@hollow gull I had a banana earlier

hollow gull
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oh nice

faint dragon
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Okay...

hollow gull
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unfortunately i have strep throat

tawdry creek
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I love banana

teal cradle
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@glossy wigeon I'm not a mod, but idk what's going on

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Really I'm lost.

glossy wigeon
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@viscid violet please help

floral fox
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strap throat

crisp yew
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ok how bout this whoever 360'd first is wrong and has to apologize

faint dragon
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@rustic sage how is everything ok? I am clearly not friends with you guys still or anymore...

hollow gull
crisp yew
hollow gull
crisp yew
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today's vide o is sponsored by shadow raid legends

rustic sage
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I mean dude u can’t just say stuff like that and expect everything to be 100% right away

floral fox
faint dragon
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@hollow gull Interesting.

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I can’t forgive for what I said and yes I understand @rustic sage

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drama alert

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I just wish I was friends with you guys still

hollow gull
rustic sage
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And I don’t get those I get political stuff all the time mainly about guns getting taken away but they can pry em from my cold dead hands after a good ole no knock raid

faint dragon
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But probably no more by the sake of me...

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@faint dragon Who said you weren't? space

hollow gull
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samurai blasts off

teal cradle
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I'd help out but idk what's going on

faint dragon
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same

limpid merlin
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Yeah from what I gather the only moderator with a poor reputation here is ASER

rich monolith
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...

rotund cedar
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Since when did the theme of "political stuff" get into here?

glossy wigeon
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I don’t ether

floral fox
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@faint dragon forgiveness is up to the other person not you, grow up jeez

faint dragon
#

Um...

hollow gull
#

yes aser once warned me for saying asfart jokingly

limpid merlin
#

@floral fox uhm.

#

K

rich monolith
#

🍿

rotund cedar
#

@floral fox Don't cause more drama, please.

limpid merlin
#

ASER is 100% hardass

tawdry creek
#

🍿

faint dragon
#

🍿

hollow gull
#

i am michele i can end this drama

neon crane
#

Several people is are typing...

hollow gull
#

total drama

faint dragon
#

Also, very interesting.

floral fox
#

sorry i got kinda pissed

faint dragon
#

John Lemon

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@floral fox ik it’s up to the person but I feel bad every day...

#

@hollow gull Nice theme.

hollow gull
#

michelle obanana

faint dragon
#

feel bad for what I did

teal cradle
hollow gull
#

@faint dragon thank

teal cradle
#

Now how to put it into the game

glossy wigeon
#

Awesome

teal cradle
#

🤔

tawdry creek
#

big brain stuff

faint dragon
#

big brain megamind

floral fox
#

@faint dragon stop it's annoying

faint dragon
#

@faint dragon She did say that she wasn't upset (not holding grudges). It's fine, no one's upset at you. horns

tired flicker
hollow gull
#

Hey guys it's Dwayne here and today I want to say a lot of things to you guy and first of all is please stop haha this is not cool and have a good day/night

floral fox
#

@nova jolt what are you gonna do commit suicide becuz of it?

faint dragon
teal cradle
tired flicker
faint dragon
#

dart

floral fox
#

lancer

faint dragon
#

king

floral fox
#

god

tawdry creek
#

@hollow gull is your forehead harder than Tanjirou?

rotund cedar
#

Woah there! @floral fox

tired flicker
#

Hold up

faint dragon
#

😶

rotund cedar
#

That... wasn't so nice.

tawdry creek
#

people, please. Keep your dramas in private

tired flicker
#

I am

tawdry creek
#

you're good, Nova

tired flicker
#

😉

floral fox
#

he doesn't understand that not forgiving is the same as killing urself it's just slower

hollow gull
#

okay people let's all calm down

faint dragon
#

e

hollow gull
#

this isn't supposed to happen in public

tawdry creek
#

let's sit down, have a cup of tea

#

🍵

limpid merlin
#

Mm tea

floral fox
#

@faint dragon give us a vulcan

faint dragon
#

mmmm

floral fox
#

@tawdry creek what kind?

faint dragon
tawdry creek
#

green tea

hollow gull
#

beeg kirb jr.

faint dragon
#

👀

#

give me the tea right now

rotund cedar
faint dragon
#

@floral fox I actually have two Vulcan models.

tawdry creek
#

I'm not giving you some

faint dragon
#

sads

tawdry creek
#

put away that knife

floral fox
#

negativi tea

faint dragon
tawdry creek
#

unless that knife is plastic

faint dragon
#

John Lemon

rich monolith
#

@hollow gull knife using Banned

floral fox
#

@tawdry creek plastic knives are still dangerous

faint dragon
#

foam knife

floral fox
#

dangerous

faint dragon
#

h

tawdry creek
#

that was one time Google asked for my location

faint dragon
#

Cake knife.

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dangerous

floral fox
#

dangerous

faint dragon
#

ly delicious

tawdry creek
#

knives are dangerous

rotund cedar
#

ganderous

faint dragon
#

frog

floral fox
#

dog

tawdry creek
#

ger

rotund cedar
#

log

floral fox
#

fog

faint dragon
tawdry creek
#

bob

faint dragon
#

bob

floral fox
#

bob

faint dragon
#

bob

rotund cedar
#

bob

floral fox
#

job

limpid merlin
#

I'm waiting for the day someone animates spongebob doing default dance

faint dragon
#

@rotund cedar I saved the 'Positivi-tea' image, by the way. space

tawdry creek
#

if SpongeBob wasn't a Sponge, it would be Bob

rotund cedar
faint dragon
#

yea im just watching some "bob" rn

floral fox
#

lol

tired flicker
amber tapirBOT
#
ΛL♢NΞ#0236 has been warned

Reason: Duplicated text

faint dragon
#

oof

#

"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"

...Bob.

floral fox
#

@amber tapir die

#

now

tired flicker
tawdry creek
#

if SpongeBob was in real life, he would suck up all the water in the sea

faint dragon
#

giant sponge

tawdry creek
#

and that would make Global Warming even worse

floral fox
#

but not the ocean

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bye gtg

tired flicker
#

Bye

tawdry creek
#

bye

faint dragon
#

@tired flicker Who are they?

tired flicker
#

@faint dragon famous Minecraft YouTubers

faint dragon
#

Oh.

tired flicker
#

It was MooseCraft's 22nd bday yesterday

#

P.S it's the guy wearing the Royal Blue shirt

faint dragon
#

Makes sense.

#

this cat got the moves

#

Of course she does!

tired flicker
faint dragon
#

E

#

pathway

hollow gull
#

my electricity just died

tired flicker
#

😐

hollow gull
#

but it gave me some time to step dance

#

cause i love breaking my legs

#

actually yeah

#

i wanna be broken

bright phoenix
#

anyone ready for cod
zombies

hollow gull
#

waw zombies

#

bo zombies

#

bo2 zombies

#

the best

#

the rest can go down with my galactic puke

bright phoenix
#

call of duty mobile

hollow gull
#

i spit on mobile

bright phoenix
#

season 2 on 25 feature zombies

hollow gull
#

spits

bright phoenix
#

what ever pervert

hollow gull
#

how am I a pervert

bright phoenix
#

why u saying spits

#

then

tawdry creek
#

@bright phoenix define "pervert"

faint dragon
#

🤔

hollow gull
#

spits as in i'm shooting my projectile comet from my mouth at call of duty mobile

bright phoenix
#

@hollow gull ok sorry

#

my bad

hollow gull
#

👊 🌝

bright phoenix
#

well i cannot wait for zombie apocalypse

faint dragon
#

My favorite map was 'Der Riese' from Black Ops.

bright phoenix
#

did u play dead trigger

#

pan

faint dragon
#

I haven't, actually.

hollow gull
#

yes same

#

der riese and the giant are both great

faint dragon
#

Agreed.

hollow gull
#

since they are basically the same map except the giant is a revamped version

faint dragon
#

Der Riese was still my favorite. space

hollow gull
#

probably der riese, mob of the dead, and kino der toten is my all time favorite

faint dragon
#

Oh, right. I really forgot about Kino der Toten.

bright phoenix
#

biggest scam ea

faint dragon
#

That was a great one.

hollow gull
#

yep

#

one of them, at least

bright phoenix
#

ea biggest scam

#

now old games better then new

hollow gull
#

nfs heat is good though

#

actually no

#

ea has been doing good lately

bright phoenix
#

but rr3 is now 10gb

tired flicker
#

😒

bright phoenix
#

real racing 3 is 10 gb

#

now

hollow gull
#

eh

faint dragon
#

Okay...

hollow gull
#

not that surprising

#

Red Dead Redemption 2 mobile

tired flicker
faint dragon
#

Have a good day or night everyone. space

hollow gull
#

to you, as well

tired flicker
#

@faint dragon good night

faint dragon
glacial snow
raw sleet
#

ew

#

old

glacial snow
#

android KitKat

#

lol

raw sleet
#

is old

tired flicker
raw sleet
#

ew modified android

glacial snow
raw sleet
#

ew you use an onscreen screenshot button

tired flicker
#

😂 😂 😂

raw sleet
#

ew aida is better

glacial snow
#

lol ok

raw sleet
#

pepega

hollow gull
#

ok

tawdry creek
#

eugh

hollow gull
#

pufferfish noises

rich monolith
raw sleet
#

cring

raw sleet
#

death

tawdry creek
raw sleet
#

die

raw sleet
#

s to p

#

this is

#

cringe

#

it makes me wanna

#

hang weebs

tawdry creek
#

toxxyc

raw sleet
#

and some furries with it

tawdry creek
rich monolith
raw sleet
#

die

#

overused

#

unfunny

#

cringy

#

someone give me a noose

rich monolith
tawdry creek
#

||this is your punishment||

raw sleet
#

you have been gifted early acces to death

#

the note on the gift says: nobody likes you

#

shut up weeb

#

pepega

#

if i saw that id kick it

#

you did

#

i have the proof

#

🤡

hollow gull
tawdry creek
#

you would kick a child?

#

wow, you're horrible

#

eughhhhh

limpid merlin
#

Kanna isn't a child though

#

XD

#

I can't remember exactly but she's like, 300 years old or something along those lines

tawdry creek
#

she's like 8-9 years old in human form

hollow gull
#

e

floral copper
#

i just typed wood

limpid merlin
#

@floral copper , see that kind of joke would fool imbeciles but not really anyone else

#

Besides, i'd suggest cropping the image a little better so it fits the text box, yeah?

floral copper
tired flicker
tawdry creek
#

that's a nice orange gtr

floral copper
#

oreng

raw sleet
#

🟧

faint dragon
#

Cod winter update

floral copper
#

rip senko

bright phoenix
#

guys cod have zombie update

#

today

floral copper
#

oh ok

#

but i dont have it

bright phoenix
#

go update who plays call of duty mobile

floral copper
raw sleet
#

cod bad

#

if you play cod you must die

#

B)

floral copper
#

what good

#

what good game then

#

eh

raw sleet
#

half life: alyx

#

coming march 2020

#

along with

floral copper
#

i dont speak rich

raw sleet
#

doom eternal

#

l o l

floral copper
#

when is asphalt 10

glacial snow
#

a

floral copper
#

when is forza motorsport 8

#

a

raw sleet
#

when is half life 17

#

xd!!&!#&*!@

teal cradle
#

Asphalt Forza: Heat

floral copper
#

mater has given dobby a gun

warm thorn
#

Is this one Never Coming to Asphalt 9 Legends

#

But It already have in Asphalt 8 Airborne

hollow gull
#

you can suggest the car if you want

warm thorn
#

Why they make this game for More Compatitive Game

#

Than This Game's Old Updates

#

Yesterday I improved this One to 3*

#

Its so Hard to Find It

faint dragon
#

@hollow gull nobody takes care suggs

#

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

hollow gull
#

why did you tag me

faint dragon
#

because

hollow gull
#

whatever

#

random

raw sleet
#

big dum people amarite

raw sleet
#

v1.3 came out in october

#

theres a lot of new things and i must try it out now

hollow gull
bright phoenix
#

look at that zombie

hollow gull
#

that's a pile of vomit

#

a disgrace to call of duty zombies

raw sleet
#

cod is bad like i said

hollow gull
#

people has their own opinion 👀

#

the main cod games are good, but cod:m is just a disgrace

tawdry creek
#

it's one's opinion

bright phoenix
#

man

#

this mod crazy

tawdry creek
#

which mod?

hollow gull
#

horrible

bright phoenix
#

zombie mod

tawdry creek
#

zombie mod

bright phoenix
#

yup

#

cod have zombie mod now

#

it's season 2

tawdry creek
#

mod

bright phoenix
#

mode

#

sorry for bad type

tawdry creek
#

aight

bright phoenix
#

but this mode epic fighting zombies

old totem
bright phoenix
#

kill zombies hounds

#

and boss

raw sleet
tawdry creek
#

laughter

hollow gull
raw sleet
#

sure

hollow gull
warped oak
#

@faint dragon flameboy

rotund cedar
#

I'm going to try out the Forza Horizon 3 demo.

glacial lotus
#

😱 space kitty

faint dragon
#

👌

serene nacelle
#

Dont even press that

raw sleet
#

why did you send it then

#

it doesnt even do anything since its an unfinished download

hollow gull
raw sleet
#

sure

hollow gull
olive sequoia
hollow gull
#

you need the conan gif

raw sleet
#

what you also need

#

is to not use the built in gif feature

#

cring bro

#

dumb

#

imagine using overused and unfunny gifs

#

meanwhile

#

conan o'brien

#

comedy gold

#

damn zoomer got no sense of humor

hollow gull
#

when it's conan o'brien

#

there's laughter

raw sleet
#

XD!!!! moments

hollow gull
#

pure laughter

faint dragon
#

Hmm..

scarlet obsidian
#

May I have your attention Tony

faint dragon
#

Nah

raw sleet
#

destruction 100

hollow gull
#

virgin tony stark vs chad conan

raw sleet
#

conan wins

faint dragon
#

@hollow gull bruh

#

.

scarlet obsidian
faint dragon
#

Consequences

#

Of

#

...???

hollow gull
faint dragon
#

🤔

scarlet obsidian
#

And many more to go

#

As great many people see you as heroes but there are some who prefer word vigilantes..
What would you call the group of US based individuals

#

You make your own rules

faint dragon
#

Yes I do

hollow gull
#

sure

faint dragon
#

Sure

hollow gull
#

👊 👊 👊

#

weak

faint dragon
#

Seriously vigilantes

scarlet obsidian
#

Yes

#

I think you didn't see that yesterday

faint dragon
#

I get it

scarlet obsidian
#

NICE

rich monolith
faint dragon
#

So what's about sokovia

hollow gull
scarlet obsidian
#

Sokovia

slender tulip
scarlet obsidian
#

You know very well

faint dragon
#

I do

scarlet obsidian
#

Enough of this

faint dragon
#

:v

scarlet obsidian
#

From now you'll work under
United nations

hollow gull
faint dragon
#

UN

#

Bruhh

scarlet obsidian
#

All your activities are watched.!

faint dragon
#

So what have I done

scarlet obsidian
#

Many things

faint dragon
#

First of all who the hell are you

scarlet obsidian
#

I'm Thaddeus Ross

faint dragon
#

:V

#

Ok then I'm. Batman

scarlet obsidian
#

👍

#

The government is watching everyone

raw sleet
tawdry creek
#

laughter

raw sleet
#

im wallriding!>!!??!?!?? woah!!! XD!!!

hollow gull
#

conan vomit

raw sleet
#

and i did

#

wallriding

hollow gull
#

cause 1/2 life

raw sleet
hollow gull
#

are you doing the hat achievement thing or no

raw sleet
hollow gull
#

æugh

raw sleet
tawdry creek
#

@olive sequoia if you think about it, they suggested the truck to be added into the game. Not suggesting you should buy it irl

unborn peak
#

Nice Half-Life 2 😍 😍

#

Nice game

tawdry creek
#

and this game, is where physics don't exist

raw sleet
#

this isnt half life 2

#

dumb

#

this is half life 2 mmod

#

damn boomer

#

doesnt know that its modded

faint dragon
#

😂

hollow gull
#

black mesa

tawdry creek
#

you sure love insulting people, don't you toxxyc

rich monolith
#

....

faint dragon
#

Everybody loves insulting

hollow gull
raw sleet
#

stark's right

#

💜

faint dragon
hollow gull
#

funky

raw sleet
#

motaz go do gay

hollow gull
#

play diecarly

viscid violet
#

oh

faint dragon
#

😂

#

That's the only thing.

hollow gull
#

👊 🌝

faint dragon
#

Is it a brofist?

#

Or a punch?

hollow gull
#

brosgit

faint dragon
#

What the.

#

Brosgit. 😂

raw sleet
#

if you know what this is then make sure to like, comenrt. sjare!!! and subSCRIBE!!!!!!

hollow gull
#

brofiste

faint dragon
#

Looks like some weird Bioshock

#

Half Life

hollow gull
#

that be black mesa

faint dragon
#

😂

#

It's Half Life

hollow gull
#

best

faint dragon
#

For a second I thought it was Gordon Ramzay.

raw sleet
faint dragon
#

Ew

hollow gull
#

that'd be me

#

conan

raw sleet
faint dragon
#

That game looks interesting, something I'd like playing. What's the title? space

hollow gull
#

half life 2

#

but mmod

raw sleet
#

yea

#

you could start off with mmod

#

cause it improves the weapons and experience

faint dragon
#

Got it. 👌