#🪄・off-topic
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I got banned once before in ankther server
when you get banned
groupies?
you cant join back
o
any invite you see will appear expired for you
Nah alt acc
fan club in game or discord server btw
@long beacon Depends on ban, jesse banned me twice and i rejoined using same link from A9's page
lol
tho i was banned for fun, idk about actual bans
but mee6 said u got banned :c
Mee6 said no bad words lol
Ouch 😂
should you really be uploading swear images here
dw i'll delete them
Time out 🤔
but mee6 is spamming my inbox
Why not make Jesse delete it 😏
Lol
unfortunately bots cant delete messages in DMs
Apollo too? Thug life
Mods can see deleted messages i thought
they can
mods are bullies
says the guy who doesnt even try to follow the rules
i dont goto parties
My fav moment gotto be when you are banned for impersonating the mod 😂
guys i think we better delete our messages before the mods realize and ban us
it's offtopic
we gucci
even if there is a ban, jesse will target ban me just for fun again
We're good
rest of you are clear 😛
same
enjoy infinite grind
n-nani?
oh moi
@_@
imma delet it
no play it x)
wai
D E L E T
is there any kind of energy system?
so the same as dungeon hunter 5
lol
i used to play shadowfight 3 but it was very unstable
still is
keeps crashing after 3 matches
really kills the fun vibe
i was actually searching for offline games but those are rare these days
A9 is the only game you need
i need variety
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeMSac1f1Dg for the germans
best song ever, sry for the thumbnail
german tho, a classic
@grizzled yoke add < > before and after thumbnail
itll cancel the embed
<link>
like dis
there
ah thx 😉
i missed a party here
indeed
@celest creek your absence gave birth to a fresh meme
nice
Bad word usage
Pls don't brag meme
come here f words
before i baguette you all
🙂
hi
omelette
😂
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jk
̶p̶̶o̶̶g̶̶c̶̶h̶̶a̶̶m̶̶p̶
f word
reese from malcom in the middle speaking
pls dont brag
I dont feel so goo..
Daddy is gone @faint dragon meme party 😆😆😆
I like the beard 😛
ayy lesgo
open meme bag
Straight mods 😂
Lol
@faint dragon why does everyone call me daddt
@celest creek go away let us meme
thats sadly my fetish
@grizzled yoke that made me laugh😘
😄
jesse is always watching
go back to #🏎・general
I'm dutch, there is no difference between being straight and being homo here
@celest creek haha because you are? 😏

wat
we don't need mods to warch us
thought u'r british
He is a Dutch living in Oxford
does that mean everybody is gay?
not if you say "no homo"
Alright, @faint dragon has been warned because 'Bad word usage'.
wtf
❔
ay
pink socks are ok?

yes

as long as they are socks
Jebait
Hmm 🤔
so sad, alexa play despacito 2
tbh most of the memes now are unfunny
pls dont brag
we need some more good memes
pls don't brag intensifies
I'm legend in asphalt pls dont brag
Pls don't
Noooo
🙂
well i can always set it as profile pic hehe
my new pillow btw
@faint dragon said my pfp looks like momo
For real?lol
yes
lel
johny johny yes papa is a jam tbh ~generic description~ twitter: https://twitter.com/_apandah_ discord: http://discord.gg/apandah soundcloud: https://soundcl...
Nope asian
At the top are asians
lmao Thanos car
@faint dragon is amazing
@grizzled yoke nobody needs a PhD anyways
Lol
@celest creek ikr...
I'm a Windows phone user :c
Jesse is in the bus to the city centr
I'm a Windows user
British buses are sloooooow
@celest creek where in Britain
k
jesse is gonna DELET
@keen seal , @faint dragon just told everyone where in Britain I live
Because the ones in Birmingham always slow
Man i really wanna live not in asia
I hate busses
Asia sucks
@keen seal oxford
Oh
at least I live in Birmingham not London
Here they are decent actually, but in Cambridge the busses are even shittier. Half the time they just don’t show up
I wouldn’t mind living in London
Why mee6...
@cold otter you live in Birmingham?
London is too crowded
he said shittier
Yea
the water in London is disgusting
Lol
Here the people on the busses are wannabe road men
It's Oxford 😂
@celest creek yes I do 😛
Mee6 unfair :(
Birmingham has tasty tap water
jk
With their puffer jackets on when it’s 35 degrees
I have a geniune question
mods can swear but we can’t, coincidence?
I think not
@cold otter the water everywhere in Britain is disgusting
Gaie
Water talk
Blame wales
whale
😮
I like Birmingham, Walsall, Coventry and Welsh water xP
I like water
@cold otter why aren’t we meeting up yet?🤔
idk xD
Play asphalt together while not talking
oh
lmao
lmao
just two guys weirdly playing asphalt right next to each other
Birmingham water is nastyyy
Btw is there pvp here with friends
Has bits in it
wut?
@ashen relic not yet
@cold otter mods are ghey tho
is everyone suddenly british
what the kappa
well
watch yourself
living in uk
@faint dragon I told you I am not really able to meet people in NL
Maybe I will once I decided where to do my PhD
@faint dragon people wanting to have coffee with me
I find people who drink bottled water weird, especially in Birmingham xP
Right? Should be tea
What the
I hate tea lel
whattttttt
nobody hates tea
@celest creek seriously
that means
you're a nobody
@faint dragon 😘
thanks!
English tea is kind of nasty
np
@keen seal YES THANK YOU
I like the ones this Turkish guy makes for me at my barbers
I like my tea
lol
ew
@faint dragon same
@celest creek i was about to say the tea that you take from your colonies
😄
lol colonies
to me tea is just hot water and leaves xD
wow that's pretty gay
well... green tea at least
Fresh mint with honey is great though
@faint dragon
no u

no u

no u
I hate how my ears keep opening and closing in England because the bus goes mountain up, mountain down.
(YES MOUNTAIN NOT HILL)
@cold otter I live on headington “hill” (mountain)
He noticed because his hometown is flat

@faint dragon ppfff the highest mountain in the Netherlands is a whole 300 meters high
@celest creek so high 😂😂😂
And the rest of the Netherlands is below sea level
And our mountain is basically in Belgium
if the sea level rises some more, at least it won't be you that is submerged
rip London


@cold otter last weekend I was thinking about either going to Bristol or Birmingham. I ended up going to Bristol though😂
NL is ready 😂

What is there to do in Birmingham?🤔
not much tbh 😛
I only have a month left till this school year ends and I’m going to London again before I fly back to the Netherlands. But not sure if i should still do a city trip before that😂
go to Millenium Point, explore Think Tank.... maybe later go to Selfridges and realise that every thing is too expensive
Do it
Oh I love shopping at Selfridges in London
@sand bough what is that?
@faint dragon ¯_(ツ)_/¯
there's one in London!? I really need to start paying attention
I don’t buy LV or anything though. Mainly just Diesel, sometimes TH.
@cold otter i saw one in Oxford Street
this is our selfridges
@cold otter looks like a space center 😂
this is a better pic lel
Stuck in traffic because of an accident ugh
Pretty dope
different colour for Patty's day lel
Would have been faster walking to the city
@cold otter there is no Selfridges in oxford 😦
Most expensive here is John Lewis
this is our best John Lewis
@cold otter oohhh
Later
Grand central is the main spot
Where most people go in Birmingham
In the winter there is a German market in town
They sell frankfurters
@keen seal only in winter?
I dont even know what I should call this
getting gamelofted
Epic wreck
I'm still wondering why that song exists in A9 lol
Cause it’s ahhhaaaa
There are 2 SCGs brand name... 🤔
One is a for the core of making a building/house like walls and stuff and the other is the car manufacturer.
love me some Siam Cement Group
Game: Prince of Persia: Warrior Within Developer(s): Ubisoft Composer(s): Stuart Chatwood Appearance: This theme plays in the mechanical tower.
Great music
.
any1 know how to set status "Streaming" on discord?
Well, since this is off topic, https://youtu.be/OVANRdLHAp0
jimmy neutron isn't the real boy genius it's carl the croissant man 'ugh'ing his way to the final croissant now on Netflix and a new character in Smash 4
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if anyone wants to see my crappy driving skills😂
I need holy water
@faint dragon to get rid of the homosexual feelings i give you? ❤
@celest creek used 2 napkins already 🙂
i so didn't need this information
plot twist i'm female, nohom0 happened today @celest creek
who says i'm not female too?🤔
brings holy water again
Alright, @eager zinc has been warned because 'Bad word usage'.
@eager zinc lol
i wonder if the community managers would consider this conversation inappropriate
like they would read it
yw
or @stray plinth !
lmao
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@waxen jay y u pinga me
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Hmm, ok
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@celest creek Hey now. I didn't complete 32 years working in law enforcement for being an uptight pr**k.
@stray plinth 😘
@hushed fossil are you younger than 16?
Why?
if so you're not allowed to change it
if yer a kiddo you're forced to be a number driver
european privacy law pushed it to 16+
What I can't understand is this- many younger players know some games require a specific age to unlock other features, especially after these new EU privacy laws have gone into effect, and some will lie on the age and list 18+ instead of the 13-17 that they are. How are the game owners going to know that someone claiming to be 18 is only 14? Only way is if their parents challenge a credit card transaction for an IAP in the game that their little angel didn't tell them about & they pull the enrollment information up.
Well... not really.
It could be solved by setting up app store accounts for children, which would sharethe information regarding the age of the child with the developers.
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187 ms? Where is that server, Europe?
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Nah don’t think so
Speed test shows me on US based servers with a latency of <75 ms
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Meh. Idk
Typical latency for my PC on DSL
That server is about 100 miles away.
?marco
Rats.....
my wifi speed is 50mbps hah
@small ibex Continuing the topic here. When you see Fallout 76, it's Fallout 4 but as a multiplayer. People think that it would be a "bad game"
Oh
I’m impressed
@small ibex played a couple more?
Yeah just a few bot battles after installing to test the game out
but I’ve been impressed
the game is great
The graphics in 60fps is gorgeous as is the great tactility with a controller
i've been playing it for a year now
but the framedrops man, i just couldn't take it anymore and left
it's not a performance issue
you know both have the same exact chip
i would have liked the 12.9 but it's too big
they should have maintained the same bezels on it like the 10.5

@errant briar i didn't think i'll get to this on A9 server aswell LMAOOO
@jagged moththings happen you know lol
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This became a ping pong chat
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My brother likes pirating games
I told him to stop
Games like wht?
but he won't listen
Like minecraft?
he pirated GTA V and Battlefield V
Is he young?
Yes, he is 16 years old
Well same as me then
he wants to pirate more games also
Well idk about that cuz i live in a different country and pirating is hard
And I threatened to call the police on him
And he doesn't want me to call the police
Lol
Nope, he is funny. As he wants to prank on me
Lol okay good luck trying to win that fight
...
Imma go watch youtube and study read books bye
He also will damage my PC if I call the police
So I'm powerless to stop him from pirating more games
Later BulletSpeed
!hello
Hey I'm MEE6, the Discord Bot!
I love Taliban, and I love Hamas
Hhhmm maybe I should kill it here too @restive sparrow

K
anyone have here iPad Pro 10.5?
I don’t have the money to even buy it lol
I don’t have the money to buy @eager zinc or @sand bough
:o
New spiderman game Is amazing
I agree
@celest creek Adding what you mention about in #suggestions-archive, PUBGM has an system where you can Gift Battle Points or friends. Now, if were something like gifting Unknown Cash, I can see it being a problem. Just I thought share
@faint dragon i don't play that game so if you wish to make a point I am afraid you will have to enlighten me
about what battle points are 😛
Battle Points in PlayUnknowns Battlegrounds is a Ingame currency used to purchase Crates, Features, etc
@celest creek
so, tokens? or credits
that will still result in abuse?
@eager zinc They are credits, yes.
@celest creek I mean, they have it where you can also gift items such as clothing and weapon finishes
Perhaps try to grind the achievements
i'm against anything that encourages alt farming tbh
ohhh fancy

no not really
someone talk to me😭
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hey😄

Hello.
@vestal wadi pls ping me when you get your dm open
thank you for that link @restive sparrow , can you give us any personal feedback? like if analog sticks works with Asphalt9, if is there any input lag or if feels good on the hand ahah
?
you;re too late
You know crowds of reaction for this
True
THAT why this is perfect meme
True
i heard something scary was happening here what was it?
Nothing @sand bough it was a joke
oh lmao
woosh woosh
but what exactly does an autoclicker do?
5k credits for 1 min
how can you make an autoclicker for one whole race
yeah
I actually had 675lt max proed so I could have farmed 700k in 1 hour
But who the heck does that
they probably record key presses and have macro simulate that

this is some advanced stuff
i have this thing in my iPad where i can record finger movements, i thought of using it in A8
if they pay instead of grinding, it will be the same thing, you're just gonna spend those hours working in a job to get $$ to pay for progress
Imagine pouring all that effort to play a 5 year old game
but it was only enough for like half a race XDDDD
I was lucky in a8
I got the key to success just before it became impossible for beginners to advance
Tbh
ye that game is perfect for those who joined it during the first year or 2
but now it's impossible
I joined in the last 1 lol
Yeah
they new BP system and all the events they’re holding are pretty useful
the game was a mess, cars with credits, cars with tokens, car with real cash, car with bps, car from event only
they couldn't fix one pattern lol
Lol
who needs to do the original event for cars when you can just wait for an assembly cup for it
:^)
i still remember when they first introduced R&D
I hope R&Ds and Championships in a9
was it the aventador?
R&D and Champ would be cool as long as they aren't darn impossible
Aventador SV was EDD
Although, A8 was a great experience for devs to make homogeneous games later on
like xTreme & 9
I think first R and D was Huracan
Oh yeah
That garbage lmao
the last part of the last lab was really hard
needed like 3 extra days to complete all that
I got it via collecting bps
It's a thing in events
?
Yes
I don't think so yet
man i regret i stopped playing
oof
i only managed to get gta spano and veneno in S
Rip
I had to throw out the entire a8 career because it lagged too much
After new update
i have like 104 or more cars
I was like, wth am i really used to 60 fps in A9 ? why is A8 so slow now
Can run a9 in high detail mode
Can't even play a8 with ultra low detail mode
🤔
who needs to play A8 when you're already good at A9
too bad here ppl think you're a hacker if you're above them
Memories
I'll get apollo IE when it comes to A9 in 10 years
aw c:
gallardo for A9
my fav is the lykan
won't happen tho
used to be a top S class car
I love that wolf decal
but its no match for the new S class cars
i got F6s from the lykan r&d
fenyr*
;D
since i knew i couldnt win it
or maybe i didnt want to bother
nani?!
I have that car In asphalt 8
my calves they buurrrrn mskdkkakckv
Will there be any events based on what region you are in?
I think
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@faint dragon ban memes oh no not our dank memes ;-;
we must fight for our memes and save them

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http://www.skysports.com/f1/news/12433/11491606/charles-leclerc-replaces-kimi-raikkonen-at-ferrari-in-2019 for people who like F1, some news for you
Kimi to Sauber and da boi Charles to Ferrari
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@eager zinc is vettel need young wingman? 😂
Lol, but i was very suprised when ric move to renault
mhm same
but I was honestly expecting leclerc to stay in sauber for another year or for him to go to haas and have poor grosjean kicked out
since Kimi was doing good this season compared to last year
Yeah, kimi was good this year, maybe because last incident in monza
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dudettes
& dudes
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wtf that's lara croft from raise of the tomb raider
not noemi's face
🤦
Yeah
so we in off topic now?
oh
i can post my memes
banned
I have seen her she is beautiful that's what I meant
Not Lara croft
if you are bothered by memes
Lol
then i will put a 10 sec vid
She is 😍
@faint dragon that's funny, I believe I got that exact same text too. But I'm a dude tho
I'm not bothered by memes

But not sure about the mods 😏
post memes
this is offtopic
mods got no power!
Go for it!
yeah
Don't worry even if you're not bothered by them they'll soon be banned from the internet 👀
lets protest
Meme 🙄
oh god
ayy noemi
Day 374, Diamond Pool is still typing
lmao
well thank god havent step into that life stage yet
time to hop on the meme wagon
😂 😂
car memes people
ohhh
wait
WAIT
i think i found a good one
Car memes pls 😂😂😂
Apollo not that one
lol
todays the annerversy
of 9/11
no joke
Apollo u might be in trouble for that
Delete that
guys
today
Lol!
is september 11th
Noo
like
what are the odds

Inb4 everyone in existence gets banned
guys this is the story of my life
ahh LFA
we need that in a9
😂 😂
Agree lol
Noémi is kool didn't know her side of hers
LOL
jesus
did u guys
Bra
saved all these memes
for the right time
it's raining memes 🌧
🙄
somebody is mad at me 🤔
NOemi
😂
see ? she is ignoring me 👌
@restive sparrow i could do that 😄











