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Yup he lasted about 2 hours before being an idiot again
When I was GL 9
rip chiron
what do u guys think about the new audi season?

I think vanda is better bro
Like i swear

me when

lol he was more chill than me.. but he always mess it up
How did that idiot in the Senna got 4th
Token saver season 
Panda and his non gold vanda
sandbagging?
Free DS for me
Hush im ragebaiting him you dum dum
Do I give Vanda a shot in Mp1?
Oh sorry. Ahem
Try to KD everyone in the process
Only problem is its top speed is too low
kd'd the benom, crashed, kd'd the benom again, and uhh outed me on the first part cuz i basically got an icona with better ts that DOESNT HELP cuz this map's beginning is atrocious for textbook topspeed archetypes
Nah the top speed is very op op omg dont underestimate the lord vansa grgrrr
I mean the PN boost + infinite nitro makes it nearly untouchable if driven well

For some reason I find it difficult KDing with a Vanda that KDing a Vanda
Vanda=🏳️🌈 (never try this at home this is just for entertaining purposes only)
how can I send images?
Be level 5 first
Level 1+4
Reason: Bad word usage
Omg Yoshimitsu flash reference?
Level 5

You can be one of these vanda @chrome surge
If only Vanda was as chubby and FAT like you, it would had more force behind it
LMAO
Lol
Wide vanda:
Anyway
Chok


Ew gross, I hate blocking
bruh wha.. i like slim and fit vanda
just like me
But 👉👈
Nah FAT Panda is peak
Me (i wonder who will get the reference)
i miss vijay sometimes.. he was funny guy
Block
You piece of vanda
It was a legit typo
that senna?
Asphalt Legends is the best game in 2026
Chiron
Muscle memory
In train section
My condolences

crazy
Bro we're not in 2018-2024 when this was the best in MP😭
There
i thought the senna and the benom is the only dogfight
No its imperium vs vanda
Thank you
how about corvette stingray?
i mean the cars are getting more interesting
Not really cuz internet happens
new asphalt is better bc of the cars
I got it by multi play bonus
Nice pp

also my 360 bugged out at the start
Saw it
who is fat vanda?
My aeon kiss the Chiron and got push to kiss the train

500+ to 90 in 2sec
Not the fat panda
is all dodge challenger goat?
No
Which
lel what.. aeon cant be that bad
man i really wanna max out this thing but like its a whopping TWENTY MIL and god i dont have allat
Vanda is the goat
D and C
Player block
Dodge vanda
It's S-word
and I heard C challanger is goat
Srt8 can I believe
How i see some Vanda players
Me meee
Im the vanda player

Vanda is just good as heck you know
lel does he really need protectioon?
wait hollup
i only need 16m to get this thing straight to 5* stats cuz i have basically zero epics
I have vanda but i dont really use vanda tbh
im at 13m now this is great
Cuz without eips
this is actually too good
idgaf im gonna waste all my credits on chiron
Hey all, I have unlocked the Bugatti chiron pur sport lego but can't actually drive it and am not sure why so anyone can help me?
Its a non car key anyway
What car?

chiron
Wait I just realized, Vanda stock colour is actually Panda colour
So, it is a FAT Panda

🅿️ anda Dendrobium
ohh boi
gold that bad boi
god what did you just forced me to witness
ahh i have to play mp1 as well 🥀
sad garage
aint no way 
no gt3rs this time but Noble and Tributo?
ah yes, champion 2
what gl are u mady
27
ohh nice
Now knock Tayef Faruqui down
For everyone's sake
How did tributo lose to a 5 star noble?

with spotlight stage i can earn 5 mil, its good but only 2 days reamaining 🥀
straight sprint, notre dame, roundabout, twister
im cooked arent i
nmaah, u can beat it easily
not allowed
Caps Lock = yelling
Yelling = bad
ok

?
Someone needs to convert the Auckland map to Assetto Corsa
Looks like a pretty decent simracing map

what is this line up bruh
expect an average of 9.4 blueprints per 10x pack
with a prerequisite of having valour and berlinetta maxed
🍚
is there any day hes not banned 🥀
fusion
I found some spots for broken car in india 
If Valour is not maxed then?
what is this clutch :))
show triple t
🥥
night morning same thing fr
its almost 2am for me
@empty shard 
7gb
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! i got demoted to Champ III and I tried my best with my trusty 911 GT3 RS, but these whales beated me...
tell me why I got demoted bruh
🥀
this is a joke
"whales" nah honestly youre just not good
norway, osaka, tuscany, greenland, india and so on I might've only done these 5
Hi
not to mention its the final 3 days so its just skill issues in ch3 atp
gt3rs too slow
use lykan
lykan, 935, onyx, w12, sc18, whatever
👏
i mean you have the cars to do so
should i buy theme???
i only got like an utopia, a 3* chiron and a dream
and 4* mosler
calculate
all ball on chiron
anyways gn
ok
div 3?
5 quid
tell me or anyone why I got demoted from champ 2 to champ 3 and what should I do now, I'm on lvl 20 and my best (in performance) is 911 GT3 RS


is it just me or are the suspension heights on d/c/b class cars higher compared to s class cars
send me your garage, everything from plat 2 to champ 3
When is update dropping?
no
tomorrow
the car models in this game have terrible ground clearance in general
tbh i see that

my lvl 20 cars so far

lykan, gt3rs and 935
like thats the only viable cars in your garage rn
no shot
well, excluding the 935, as it's a key car
and i dont have the key yet
free try
+vanda
bros vanda look more stock than mine
oh yeah uh
haha yeah, he has enough cars but not credits to upgrade them
Time to rest 
first things first go grind creds
yo
Special thanks to imola oc for carrying my skill 💔
are you trolling
with ds coming u need to have creds for that also 🥀
if I want to use Vanda more often, then I would need a lot of credits and probably lots of eip (expensive and hard to get bruh)
@boreal stirrup say that your valour needs Xbps and your jesko takes Ybps to max
calculate by assuming the sum of the blueprints you need to collect in total is min(X,Y)+Y
this is a patience game
it takes time
a lot of time
@sullen mesa hi
ok now i understand what "unlimited games, but no games" mean
i forgor to star it up lol
Will the essenza get a key pack in the shop?
this spotlight was good, i got 2* owl, 4* mustang and 8 eip for owl with 2 for noble
key pack as in token packs?
no
me with 0* owl:
i cant leave pudong rise bro 🥀 get away from me
Key pack as in you can buy the key directly.
through microtransactions?
probably
i am in pudong new district why are there cars flying around
Yeah it isn’t there.
son
sorry i want to do 59
why would you spend on that lol
essenza out of all cars
aight
aglaia se stage 6
rip
Vanda is a highly skill car

Wouldn’t mind
It is easy
why do we have 24 mutual friends here


pro
What time to get in order to be in top 1% in Hololive last stage? Anyone??? 🥺
fufu 
Refresh or wait a day?🤧
Hey what does the concurrent access mean?
Top 607
It says someone is playing on another platform.
wait
Means someone usually logged in from another device
Ohh thanks... Should be around 1:32?
But unless you’re doing it
Usually this is just a random hiccup that happens to everyone
If it happens much too often within a short time frame then worry about it
Yeah I would say so
Sup

just the usual
napping and practicing for my english assessment at the end of the month
me too

how is fufu doing

hell yea
thank you my dear sir
I just got invaded by pirates
Now Im farming for a yelets
@minor raft 

get luffy to help u 
Well
These pirates are not a corrupt government
So Luffy wouldn’t be much help here
no way cryogen mentioned
ok bro
Bruh I accidentally wasted 500 tokens on credits while trying to scroll
question that the whole world ask
is fufu a real person
No
Im just a hallucination you all collectively share
why so
wait arent you the same person that likes uh
useless driver 
how can you play it on ios

when 350 giveaway :zamn:
Honestly I don’t even know myself
I bugged out my store I think
yeah
ok wtf how i got the game but i cant log in
what
i think he hates the new cars in this update
You need a phone number thats why
Sorry about because too much Speedstorm Grand Prix in #🪄・off-topic video, because I was vibing an Asphalt Legends race music for that before the update comes out tomorrow (Audis!)
Oh no… my steak is too buttery
And my lobster is too rich
my rice is too dry
jezz man I know need for speed heat is peak but DAMN MAN
Rather fun innit
Set a limit so it doesn't happen again
Alcina spawn
gimmi a copy of it 

calamitis clone is pain
set on 10
It’s like $2 bro
so useful
7 shrimps and 4639 rice
alcina spwaned in the chat 
Wait.... Are we mentioning Calamity Mod? I was part of it.
customizing
Thats oddly specific
is highest bracket possible with 1 star Panther?
What difficulty are you on
ur phone number just works right away?

part of what , dev?
Yo wsg
No not mine
when cat comeback
Someone else’s
infernum
Can someone donar 2 lego valk epics 
i beat it on revengence
enough balls @junior raven
'u started the 5 trend 
Enough what
Not my fault you guys aren’t free thinkers
Yeah I was part of Calamity Mod Community because they treated me for the Inside Out Community, that is why. Also, I need to get a 570S Spider because I have 1 blueprint left to unlock
my financial sources are depleting
u r a famous guy in this server and a friend of the CMS so that's why we follow u 🥀
also is ur name from borderlands
Not really a friend of the CMs
Out of the 3 there are I barely speak to 1
And that’s not outside the server or anything
boosty?
And I’m not famous 
God.... the name was I picked based on Saturn's moon or the car company (XP-1 was there), so that is why I picked for racing game nicknames.
@dense dune the backfire mod works now and holy am i impressed
Eeeeem
Thats just hilarious
And I have no idea so I need to be more active to play both Disney Speedstorm (where I edited my videos with Asphalt Legends music since Season 19) & Asphalt Legends to upgrade one of my cars and racers.
👋
i also think thats pretty cool since i like playing calamity
Did you beat plantera first before calamitas clone
Hey will the next ultimate legends pass give more tokens and credits like before?
Probably not
i mean theres nowhere i can efficiently use them
i think calamitas first
i dont do the dumb overclock conditions in ses
ares plantera? the SE car? 
PLANTERA
i beat calamity on revengance for sure
MENTION
Yeah I already set it to ten two months ago yet it still went through when I went back to check it the option was turned off gl scamming people as usual
rahhh wtf is a bad boss
I love the new whip
It pays homage to my FAVOURITE pantera album
I love vulgar display of power
Oh god.
mid i guess
yharon was somehow easier than DOG
Also, I need to play Speedstorm a lot while I need to take a break on playing Asphalt (no idea why Dragonforce was still active on Season 19)
I mean
oc showcase lore
The AI is basically duke fishron
on infernum dog is easier to evade
Meanwhile devourer just wipes the floor with you on aisle 4
Mmm
I kinda prefer the rhythm of infernum version tbh
I need more Solus GT blueprints :v
Kinda feels like Im playing sekiro
yea that
Or fighting scarecrow in dead cells
revengance vro was king von
nope
real
Didn’t really offer that much
in the Aglaia
is this apple carplay?
Kinda has the same issue as master mode in vanilla
It’s just inflating stats for the sake of it
yes
I think no
where do i slap my 4 jesko epics on
Real apple car play
Handling or nitro
Car needs either of them first tbh
Accel if you really don’t like it but the improvement honestly isn’t that much
aglaia isn’t electric? wth
Or put it on nos or handling depend what u like
it looks so much like an EV
You want as much shockwave as possible
For some reason, this car has yet to be added because Nintendo Switch version decided to tease something
ofc not
It looks like a quartz slab in Minecraft

wdym by claim reward bruh
Well I suppose that’s all EVs
nice car that only exists to be in A9
Quartz slabs
Gt3 rs finally half goldened
Club reward probs
alrigh
And finally gl 29
I hope 675LT gets added to Asphalt Legends because of Stage 11 - US Wilderness tease......
So close to 30 now

my deepest gratitude 
there isnt
i already claimed that like 10 days ago
no
I should watch the Uma anime
Wait
me too
idk its probably a buh
ive only seen a pain montage and uh
bug
teio singing ballin of course
It’s kinda funny
Anyways, I did a Speedstorm Pete Grand Prix a few minutes ago using Disgust while I am still getting Aspark Owl blueprints
Im like “how on earth will I remember all these names”
Suddenly, I do
Are these honse riders okay
What is a manhattan cafe 😭
I finally reached legend league after playing the game for 6 months
🥹 🎊
myeah
It’s a bizarre choice 😭
i can perhaps only recite 20% of them from memory
Yunosss bro
Yeah
they want to do the funni
Not that I know how many there are tho
triumph!
hows you!
Let’s visit the manhattan cafe!
The Manhattan Cafe in question:
why bro so late
Me good just did gauntlet s class defense switch
ooh nice what results you got
i will honestly appreciate a rice shower though
alright im done
please give this thing braces
That reminds me
rat
What did I call the raesr I made up
i mean
raesr thingie should count
Raesr Tempesta or Raesr Bohemia
Insanity
Fufu hows u
Uh
👽
Yes
they do have a raesr celery
Thanks beo
officially in fact
That
devel sixteen 
Fufus a girl now
the food
anyways
You can’t gender a fusion reactor
a food
real

Where I can get redeem codes?
Anybody please help. I'm new player.
❤️
thanksholo was an old redeem code you can try
Don’t think it’ll work but try anyway
uhhh
Abomination
Yo which stat should I gold for the 9x8 after top speed?
Accel or nitro?
Yeah its expired
Most polygonal roach ive ever seen
oh codes expired
folk
Well check their Facebook, twitter or instagram every so often
Or even here
They do drop codes occasionally like that
Lil yaleeeee
Nitro
88.58 is already gemera levels of fast
eh
There isn’t much that accelerates faster than it
I was thinking the same thing too
h
90 accel destroys vandas
Elect to go for this instead

big ant 
I'll have to get enough to buy bps 

hi coco
Amit 
Hi
Good morning coco
coco
how u doin 
def need this 🗣️
hello
Hi hi
hi coco
Hot
why doesn't bro have ts at max
Waiting till Gauntlet store refreshes to get the 6th epic+2 from the audi spotlight
still on stock lol
me good 

Fair
im placing my mony on lykan as of now
I might start investing into Lykan neon tbh
With the upcoming SE
It’s a good opportunity
Yeah
That’s what i meant
Coco mid 20s 30 degrees celcius is too hot
Kattttt
how must i acquire this level of intelligence
bleukar 
Actually I need to check
imma go for gt2 lykan and donker in somic sl

valid?
Got my last noble epic
Same
Goodbye 250 jetajs
16
Oh man
What are the other cars in spotlight
No tokens
GT2 RS, SSC
apex
Donkey, etense
E-TENSE, D8 GTO.
Ah yeah donkey
Donkey, lykan neon
donker
GTR NE.
skip on that
Stupid GTRNE

For Shadow.
I forgot about that thing
Tian u getting new amy decal
Colors match.
I have a whopping 3 epics for that car
Obvioius.

1*
And ultimate aero
Truly whale 
Think shadows will be back on gtr
I won't bother for allat
its a chance again yes.
This is gonna be an expensive pisslight
this is my average driving sir
Gotta love sonic spotlight having a support being better than the main car
Which one
gt2 ne donker and apex is what i go for
valid?
Lykan NE >>> SSC
wtf
Kat u think gt2 rs will max from a 4*
Breaking San Diego 

This is actual temp but feels like 45°C
Planning on getting its key soon from gauntlet anyway
Guys can I fully max peugeot without paying?? I unlocked it already

well yes
Must be the humidity that is deadly
1/40
I don't have enough tokens tho

who tf cares just spam gauntlet
@empty shard Ping coz I felt like it
Yes
2 degree colder 
GT2 might be too much since you need to max it for the key but other than that valid
But I'm saving up for the McLaren f1
GTR neon? in next SL?
You stuck the landing so I call it a win
H

Sonic yes
sonic next season? bingus
so just get the free bps for all key cars or wut
top 1 patch note reader
Yeah
Unless your key car is 5*
mid choice just get 9x8
works in both modes, better than vanda in many scenarios, and you literally dont have to worry about gauntlet till div 5
Then it’s not worth going for
Alright Thanks
It’s too much investment and you won’t be able to invest into other cars
whu 
so donker apex and gtr neon
Yeah
Fufu whats the chances from a 4* to get key
The former 2 will be easy
I've felt 45° dry it is actually bearable but anything above 31 with humid air is a big no
thanks m8

Where at 4*
Gt2 rs 2/59
Next season
No thx
Wednesday
why cro predicting the past 💔

Thats a good deal
If it’s 28 it might be doable
Nah, I prefer Aspark bps
Think a month
Actually no
Three more and done
Even if it’s 14 days
It’s doable
But you would have to refresh twice a day for 12 days
waow i predicted evo lykan too 

hy thank you
my tawp brain gets pessimistic with these clips

but would it become a better lykan neon though 
2 days left till getting the non existent car 
I didn’t even consider free blueprints
i’ll force you to keep on playing and extending
g
gta 5 thug moment ahh stunt


Okay no you definitely can u lock from 4*
car so obscure first search result is the asphalt wiki
Hmm 🤔 prototype one i could get sc63
I don’t think the refreshes are necessary
The event 6 so only 3 left
Eem
That said
ulock
If you wanna go for GT2
U should
Ill try

5.32 handling from handling epics 💔
hi
oh dang 134bps to max gt2rs
carribean absolutely
holy epic reliant
Play asphalt
Doable
1 frame per sometime
007s is d class?
that's the highest frame i could get btw 
No
007s is a
they're definitely going back to 15x 2 condition
Michael dolences

Dunno how much it gave last time
A class then that's good i can max it
Oh 30?
what were the featured cars in the sonic spotlight again
Oof
less fps when i use xbox recorder 
that's the usual trash sl
same stuff happened on holi
Now it’s e tense, donkey, apex AP, GT2 RS, GTR NEON, Lykan Neon, and SSCUATT

Hard to remember
lykan neon 🤑
So from 134
i mean i wouldnt call the sonic spotlight terrible
no
134 - 54 - 30 =50
even in a relative view
Why not
it isn't but thats how it usually is
I think you’d have to refresh
boring
or pray that they give more than 2bps per day
Yk you could have just said "yes" or "no" instead of being an a-hole and trying to shove your cars in his face, at least have them all gold
It doesn’t happen often enough to make up 50 Bps
i almost regretted not getting this car it's really good even at one star
im def cooked when evo starts 😭
Sadly
2/3 gold
and my tokens are in a pickle anyway
since lykan got an evo
when does it’s older brick brother get one (fenyr)
004c and 007s
mines 4* no eips
yeah uh

lets be optimistic
may upgrade some cars to "Best"
im getting jesko in a few days
17k 

fenyr can’t float right 
Jesko worth on god
😂
boot
Never tried dunno
voat
Actually
meaning i will hopefully glow up next season as well
i just knocked a guy in MP1 and took his 1st pos. it didn't feel good.

Are spotlight refresh actually worth it?
rimac C_One...
what car was he driving
time to gauntlet it
chiron and me too same.
Ds etense
how many epics for vanda?
"Very Good" or?
Wait
16
I'm gauntleting it 
bro said c one is decent
Low-key you might be able to clutch the GT2
❌
911 gt2
3 gauntlets will come and go by the time the spotlight starts
16
k ty
wait
5* = 8 EIPs
6* = 16 EIPs?
❌
brocho
919 in average? 
Ssc aero
he didn't drive it

❌
what does the ssc aero even do
Depends on the class
exist
Surely the new audi? Looks pretty good
5* A/S is 12 but
=
B/C/D are all 8
Waste your time
oh right
1 star car is useless i can already sense gl putting this in some important special event
don't spend too much tho
that spotlight starts so late for some reason
Neither 911 gt2 (nor ssc aero which you've mentioned later) are particularly worth it unless you really enjoy them















