🏎・general

[jovial trellis]

token grinding and just playing events

[sacred nest]

but yeah spotlights are great

[floral bronze]

spotlights are a boon to noobs

[tidal panther]

This is actually dangerous and stupid like its a major issue as it normalizes emergency lines that can encourage children or viewers to actually call 911 even as a prank

[floral bronze]

didnt we already do that

[sacred nest]

Same with showrooms

[floral bronze]

i mean, i dont deny the fact that its dangerous, but like

[thorn hollow]

Yet YT still promotes it like its gonna cure cancer

Like Shut Up

[floral bronze]

yt only pushes whatever that ppl like watching

and we, as a species, LOVES drama and wierd stuff

and that is exactly what it is

[thorn hollow]

Well those Livestreams Are NOT Tuff

[floral bronze]

just plain wierd crap that catches the sight of ppl

[tidal panther]

How do u get engaged with someone begging for gifts to call fake 911

[floral bronze]

its not tuff, its extremely uncomfortable

[urban jacinth]

Someone plays asphalt 2?

[tidal panther]

I get the drama but its obvious on how fake is this

[floral bronze]

kids

its always the kids, they do not know a bit

[thorn hollow]

The Cherry on Top is that once they get enough donations, They dont even do the thing theyre promising and just ends the livestream

[tidal panther]

You have a point

[thorn hollow]

And Somehow these Braindead Kids still Donate Like its gonna change the world Like No Little Timmy, It Wont

[floral bronze]

back in the end of covid i had to PERSONALLY waste a week bleaching my yt feed cuz my account is used as a family shared one
guess what, my niece, and my relatives' kids, they touched the worse half of elsagate contents

cant be worse i say

[tidal panther]

Reminds me of this guy that opens a baby chickens egg and u have to donate or else he wont help open it and it will die like how cruel is that, and once he starts getting big gifts the recording restarts like nothing happened

Its so stupid

[thorn hollow]

The One that Uses Twezers to Peel away The Shell?

[tidal panther]

Yes

[rose acorn]

🤷‍♂️ Oh well it is what it is

didn't crash out from the -20

[thorn hollow]

I Feel so bad for My Aunt's Phone bcz of the Garbage Slop my Nephews watch There

[tidal panther]

Ive had an experience like this aswell

[manic spear]

i know you did

[thorn hollow]

I was About to Say that

[floral bronze]

they belong with each other

[tidal panther]

Except i was also the people to watch weird ssa slop

[floral bronze]

literally

[tidal panther]

And blame others

[thorn hollow]

Nice Bypass

[floral bronze]

i mean i watch reddit drama
im not innocent in this

[tidal panther]

Reddit drama is acceptable ngl unless it jut gets too corny and unrealistic

[thorn hollow]

Like my Nephews Watch these shorts that Gives a Choice of Like Or Subscribe to Save (Blank)

[manic spear]

lol

[thorn hollow]

Like ufts

[rose acorn]

If you talking abt me crashing out internally- yes I did, but I didn't throw 68-1 controllers at the wall and thus didn't crash out externally

[floral bronze]

they all are
nearly as bad as chinese dramas

[thorn hollow]

And Also these Ear Destroying Funks like How are they're ears Built for that Loud ssA Volume

[tidal panther]

But u still get as engaged with chinese dramas aswell

[floral bronze]

while we are already talking abt dramas, korean dramas are probably the least obnoxious of all

[manic spear]

this wasnt ment for me right?

[rose acorn]

Heard this car is reutrning in a event next season

[thorn hollow]

Nah

[tidal panther]

I could actually watch kdramas just depends

[thorn hollow]

It was meant for my nephews who somehow can bear that loud of a volume

[tidal panther]

Oh those are annoying

[floral bronze]

every chinese drama ever has that one plot motif that goes on and on and on and just get so boring

[tidal panther]

Loud=funny

[thorn hollow]

Fake

[floral bronze]

literally nothing but fake billionaires and talented poor sods

trash

unbearable trash

[thorn hollow]

Also Why Are These Funk creators Destroying Such Bangers Like Fearless by Lost Sky and Last Christmas By Wham

[tidal panther]

Yea like nothing really adds up to anything from these dramas

[rose acorn]

Time to test this bad boy out

It's basically a VANDA

[tidal panther]

I cant explain but please get what i mean

[gusty coral]

A worse than vanda

[floral bronze]

overranked, fake accel, loses to noble
peak gameloft

[tidal carbon]

Bro didn’t upgrade it

[rose acorn]

Fake accel?

[thorn hollow]

My Mom, Dad And Grandpa Keep watching these Chinese Dramas and sometimes it doesnt even finish completely

[tidal panther]

I was boutta say wheres the top speed

[rose acorn]

Accel and handling maxed

[tidal carbon]

I lowkey like driving Aglaia in MP2 at stock

[rose acorn]

Im poor

[thorn hollow]

The only reason it catches my attention is to see the Karma the antagonists Get

[lucid wharf]

What ever happened to bencownik

[tidal panther]

I use kmh so i got confused

[floral bronze]

yea i get what you mean
but at least the tv shows are redeemable

[thorn hollow]

I Still Use MPH even though im Filipino

[rose acorn]

How's the weather 🧐 in the Phillippines

[thorn hollow]

Anywho, Im Gonna go For A Walk

[rose acorn]

it's very dang hot

[low hound]

220kmh 🔥

[thorn hollow]

Fo Real

Its Like an Oven

[tidal panther]

This happens so much with netflix shows

[thorn hollow]

Partly due to the lack of Greeneries

Like Manila Has More Slums than Green Areas

[rose acorn]

MPH*

you mean?

[tidal panther]

Every netflix good shows get cancelled

For no reason

Like evb likes it but it ends up getting cancelled

[low hound]

kmh

[thorn hollow]

Anywho Imma go for a walk while its still moderate Temp

[tidal panther]

And can only watch half or just one season

[thorn hollow]

It just hit 6am

6:05 to be exact

[tidal panther]

gng

U at the other side of the world?

Its 5 06 pm

[floral bronze]

man ts is funny to look at

[tidal panther]

For me

[rose acorn]

Def not crashing out here

im chill

[tidal panther]

Anyways peace out

[thorn hollow]

Beginner Looks Like Ur Average Obstacle Course but Why Does Grandmaster+ Look Like a Literal Motherboard ☠️ 💀 😭

[floral bronze]

yea losing in himalayas is defo you issue

[floral bronze]

you havent seen the frame perfect spam

you havent seen it and trust me when i say so

[rose acorn]

Bro didn't need to say that I was trying to be chill ALSO the Porsche 935 did a unneccesary knowdown at the FINISH LINE helping the Vanda beat me

[thorn hollow]

Cupcake Man reference Iykyk

[rose acorn]

Respawning takes TOO long

[floral bronze]

so uhhh just redneck?

[manic spear]

i thought if you leave you dont lose points?

[olive mirage]

The first time you leave you don't lose points

[floral bronze]

why.

just ... why.

[olive mirage]

After that is -10

[thorn hollow]

Millenial Ahh Device

[tropic coral]

i just saw a snake on twitter yawn and died of cuteness

[tidal panther]

Does deja vu count with dreams?

[modern parcel]

a thought trust

[floral bronze]

i mean, i own a n3ds

[tidal panther]

Wifies

[modern parcel]

YES

[tropic coral]

i owned one too and a 2ds xl

[modern parcel]

the spyglass

[tropic coral]

but both broke

[tidal panther]

There’s something watching me…

[floral bronze]

i bought a n3dsxl straight away
good purchase
now i needa sell it cuz freaks over the ps vita ported hollow knight and i need that

[modern parcel]

Dont turn left at the crossroads.

[tropic coral]

lmao

[rose acorn]

Never thought I see Chiron back in Legends but considering it got EVO...

[tropic coral]

gato

[floral bronze]

like dude why tf they got both of that and all we have is an undertale TECH DEMO

[young jewel]

Q onda lo pibe

[tidal panther]

I shut down a classified government experiment

[languid echo]

how

[young jewel]

Quien para un carrerita?

[soft surge]

english

[soft surge]

happened to me a few times

[young jewel]

I don't speak much English, I'm using a translator now.

[rose acorn]

Karma tried to get u... But you came prepared with.... PLOT ARMOR

[manic spear]

luck

[rose acorn]

Nah everyone it's plot armor

[tidal panther]

The music made u immortal even if its not meant to be referenced like that

[rose acorn]

bro is the MC!

[floral bronze]

straight outta johnny english

[young jewel]

Epiccccc

[austere cipher]

wait can i not get the Lamborghini egoista anymore

[young jewel]

🔥🔥🔥

[floral bronze]

speaking of, it'd be so funny if one day gl decided that "yea we are gonna throw the aston martin phantom prototype in there and not tell our players"

[tropic coral]

they once had resident evil 6 revelations on the nintendo e shop for the DS

LOL

[floral bronze]

i thought revelations is a 3ds title?

what the

real

[soft surge]

def cracking

[junior raven]

It does a lot yes

[young jewel]

Does anyone speak Spanish?

[austere cipher]

or can i still get it

[soft surge]

not me

[junior raven]

Maybe

[young jewel]

Who's up for a race? Add me to the game if you want to play.

[floral bronze]

omfg her side air is goddamn vergil
her down heavy IS A GODDAMN 🗿

[sharp raven]

hola shawty

[floral bronze]

sold

200% sold

[lucid wharf]

Someone needs to raid gl and threaten them to remove evo

[tropic coral]

i think it is
not sure eitherway it was on the e shop
lol

[tropic coral]

that tag-

bork

[soft surge]

imma have to check her out

[tropic coral]

🔥

[lucid wharf]

:catyes: :catyes:

[soft surge]

bork

[tidal panther]

I want a cateye

[floral bronze]

@soft surge absolute disjoint

ts so broken

ts so broken

[soft surge]

[lucid wharf]

Fym releasing

[charred osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/hell-nah-hell-naw-dog-oh-hell-nah-gif-14367612995475290487

[floral bronze]

yuuzen you have exactly 2 weeks

[tropic coral]

hai snuff

[lavish geyser]

Snuffo

[floral bronze]

if you even mainstream this game

@soft surge uhhh just so you know umvc3 vergil is the definition of broken

kBai

[floral bronze]

the bijou update is on 6/7

[soft surge]

aighh

[floral bronze]

youre not gonna survive the bijou mains long as they dont nerf tf outta her

[lucid wharf]

[floral bronze]

snoofo i need a hug

and a bottle of sleep aids

[modern parcel]

What should I get for dinner today
Plz give suggestion

I kinda want something spicy

[floral bronze]

2 packets of buldak

[slim scaffold]

can i

[glacial urchin]

?

[modern parcel]

never had buldak

[floral bronze]

please. 💔

[tropic coral]

go to your local doner shop

and get a doner

with everything

and spicy

[floral bronze]

doners are mild imo

[tropic coral]

then go to a asia shop and get there spicy

[modern parcel]

What is that

[floral bronze]

yea thats a frame perfect drop chamber

[rose acorn]

Yep,

thats nice

[plain dagger]

Ooh!

[tropic coral]

why not go to a Sichuan-Restaurant

they make stuff thats so spicy

[floral bronze]

thats an option

[tropic coral]

youre gonna beg to end it

[floral bronze]

ayy

[rose acorn]

huh I heard the Vison 1789 is getting a star hunt? Cool

[grim frost]

I love crows. Smart little creatures indeed

[floral bronze]

oh yea anyone remember that omori is a web browser?
now we have this. your game is a compiler now, enjoy your last days.

[opaque ridge]

Got a perfect 1.23.000 in R5 for the Grand Prix

[vernal cove]

when will these hololive events stop coming to this game bro

[manic spear]

this is probs the last time

[tropic coral]

never
you will consume the slop

[vernal cove]

thank God

[tropic coral]

[soft surge]

i love my anime girls

[restive tusk]

tash127 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[manic spear]

i only cared cause it was my first time

[soft surge]

even though theyre vtubers

[vernal cove]

is poopy pants bad word

plss can this game stop adding an*me stuff in ts game🗿💔

[soft surge]

its not anime

[vernal cove]

vtuber

same thing

[rose acorn]

Listen, everyone, im not a SIMP im just doing the event cuz it's give great rewards just thought I mention that even if I felt like its unnecessary felt like saying that tbh

[soft surge]

not the same thing

[restive tusk]

tash127 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[soft surge]

[low hound]

simp

[empty canopy]

Hi

[floral bronze]

vtuber != anime, in many ways.

[dense dune]

[rose acorn]

Thought ppl would call me a chad for saying that ngl

Seriously tho im not gonna fall for digital girls

[formal pivot]

Are you like 17-19 ?

[rose acorn]

16

[formal pivot]

No wonder

[fading flame]

[floral bronze]

tem

[uncut viper]

I wonder if they do old gp rerun again

[manic spear]

someone of my age wow

[rose acorn]

I just said that cuz ppl talking abt hololive

[fading flame]

Not just in asphalt

Same thing happened when codm added anime skins+anime collabs in the game

[gaunt peak]

Holo event is crap

For twice

[floral bronze]

im never touching instagram again

never.

[manic spear]

nah

[floral bronze]

they got ZERO POINT

[fading flame]

I've never touched Instagram in my whole life

[floral bronze]

you cant kronk me

[manic spear]

but both games are peak

[fading flame]

Idk why I still have it on my phone?

[floral bronze]

son there is ZERO genetics in this photo

common ancestor my ahh

[modern parcel]

i want spicy food
man should i get some spicy rice cakes

[rose acorn]

Im ngl I hope Gameloft adds a new 3 star class D car I remember how easy it was to max those cars once they reach 3 stars

[languid echo]

alu logo in al

[rose acorn]

Cuz that's a decal?

[wispy cargo]

Is anyone else having trouble opening the in-game shop?

[indigo flax]

🦝 🦝 🦝

[tribal bay]

Wow

[indigo flax]

Aston Martin?

[tribal bay]

No, 9X8

[gusty coral]

I can almost see!

[indigo flax]

🐸 👽 🦛

[rose acorn]

I need my Porsche 918 AE and Ford Mustang MAXED

[peak creek]

Is there any working codes

[rose acorn]

They're rotting them epics

[peak creek]

Because I can not find anything

[low hound]

very wow
i can't see anything

[floral bronze]

r/softwaregore

[low hound]

my user

[languid echo]

bro when can i have a car that can fill the gap between my 2 highest ranked cars

[rose acorn]

Would I be stupid to sell knowing this might never be used

[slim scaffold]

bad idea

[languid echo]

yes

[rose acorn]

Saving it tho

not selling it

Will never sell it but I was just thinking

[uncut viper]

[peak creek]

Yo can someone give me some working codes

[uncut viper]

try 1-800no

[oak harbor]

how do you check how many of these parts you have?

[tidal panther]

Useless shortcut?

[rose acorn]

wdym

[tidal panther]

Unless u somehow offtrack it for faster respawn

[oak harbor]

like how you get there

i never seen that

[rose acorn]

Unless your a new player it's pretty obvious just hit the button

the 2nd button

[oak harbor]

oh lol im lvl 16 still

[languid echo]

bro when was the last time the bc featured in an event

[rose acorn]

You sir, had PLENTY of time to find out that button

[languid echo]

i'm not buying bps rn

i need to save credits

[oak harbor]

no man Im just washed i started playing this year in console and I retired when it was a9 still

[finite cradle]

Can som1 tell me why I came onto asphalt after not playing for a full day just to loose every single race

[tidal panther]

Are bwo people banned

[finite cradle]

Thought u said two for a sec 😭

[languid echo]

when was the huayra r added

like how did it stay in elite for that long

[modern parcel]

i got a cooking mama ad 😭

[rose acorn]

I just realized the Huayra is not getting kicked out elite B, isn't it?

[uncut viper]

nope

[rose acorn]

it's my only 6 star in Elite B with my Revuleto being 5*

[languid echo]

it will be, when the new ginetta is added to elite

[uncut viper]

w12 is getting kick

[rose acorn]

That's why u mentioned it?

[dapper marsh]

gng i was bored

[rose acorn]

Wait if the Ginetta gets added,

How is the Revuleto getting kicked out early

its been in the game since 2023

Like borderline of kicked out

not kicked but borderline

[dapper marsh]

i hate all of your reviews on my meme 🥀

[rose acorn]

Gameloft is wiping out my B elite very fast

[rose acorn]

does that say.....

Idk if I wanna say it

[queen bobcat]

[rose acorn]

My game reload....

and gave THIS

I think game is down everyone

No matter how many time I reload and press retry

[charred osprey]

GATO

[grim frost]

Car in a box

[charred osprey]

[charred osprey]

It looks like my cat who passed a few months ago

[rose acorn]

Pls gameloft let me play MP2

[charred dragon]

Working for me,but it does happen to me sometime

[twilit rain]

this week is the last time the w12 will be in B class elite

RIP to a real one

[charred osprey]

is she a tortoise calico

?

[twilit rain]

I used the w12 to get into legends league

fun little thing

[queen bobcat]

What?

[rose acorn]

Bro isn't W12 already kicked? I could've sworn elite events

are top 5

[uncut viper]

make this evo @charred osprey

[twilit rain]

open b class elite now

the w12 is there

[charred osprey]

That's the breed of a cat

[twilit rain]

ong

the regera deserve evo

[charred osprey]

We have calico which is white brown black colors

Tortoise is black white and brown

[grim frost]

It looks like it

[rose acorn]

im ngl it's acceleration is TRASH it feels fake

[charred osprey]

my cat was

[rose acorn]

feels like 2-3 points lower

[charred osprey]

still sucks she passed

[twilit rain]

do you have it at gold max?

[charred osprey]

I wanna get another cat but idk man

[grim frost]

I’ve only ever had black cats

[rose acorn]

No but its accel is 77 I think but it feels like 75

[queen bobcat]

Yes

[rose acorn]

I tried it at max it still dosen't feel like 80

[charred osprey]

I had a black cat name spook

He was floofball of black

Any sound he'd jump

[grim frost]

Black cats are my favorite

[charred osprey]

yea

[rose acorn]

Gameloft plsss let me play mp2 idk how this msg evolved

[grim frost]

Love em

[charred osprey]

alright

[rose acorn]

Im sorry for using the MOSLER GT

[charred osprey]

And most calico are females too

[opal pilot]

i just remembered

[opal pilot]

snuffo

[rose acorn]

FINALLY

[opal pilot]

i hate to break it to you but

[rose acorn]

Ima use Mosler GT and MP2 and cook everyone

[quiet heron]

fah

[opal pilot]

im not a cat femboy like you thought i was 😔

[opal pilot]

mosling your gt

[quiet heron]

mosler activites

[gusty coral]

How to get 1% on panther last stage

[quiet heron]

starts?

stars*

[gusty coral]

3

[quiet heron]

i think it should be possible

based off the sheer amount of people who yk

unlocked it

[gusty coral]

The car is awful to drive

I was 1% and got moved down

[quiet heron]

send ur run

yay

W kuriya

[gusty coral]

I cant even get below 34 in pl

Time to uninstall

[dapper marsh]

sup snoof

[floral bronze]

lmao

[quiet heron]

sadly cant even use

😔

[floral bronze]

whale

[quiet heron]

it appears in LS

so many times

[charred osprey]

Hi

[quiet heron]

its hella cheap

[soft surge]

gang

what

bro

😭🪫

[gusty coral]

Like what am I supposed to do

Shoutout the the genius who decided a 30 second track would be the best for a last stage SE

[soft surge]

slipstream + solo

amazing

[stone pendant]

why punch

[stone pendant]

the game keep the same settings after a random priv lobby

[queen bobcat]

For evo?

[stone pendant]

which doesnt matter

[floral bronze]

random ahh eip

i just pick it up cuz i could

[gusty coral]

Is it not better

[soft surge]

zerouno evo prolly gonna be useless

[gusty coral]

Lemme try without to go tighter ig

[floral bronze]

lykan is a guaranteed gold so i dont care much about it

[stone pendant]

wide line

and this car cannot punch

ur losing more speed

[floral bronze]

its guaranteed 4 eips AT LEAST so

[rose acorn]

I was in a MP2 RACE

[soft surge]

bro

[queen bobcat]

Hope evo event have enough import to max it

[devout hound]

upgrading my vanda

[queen bobcat]

93

[devout hound]

bro why r ppl STILL using vanda in LL

[stone pendant]

I dont have this junk at max tho so I have no idea whats the best route here

[timid tundra]

Same same, but different

[hollow girder]

Let me complete career

[floral bronze]

cuz they stoopid

[stone pendant]

try figure by urself

[soft surge]

they broke

[timid tundra]

Vanda is also still viable for legend league somehow

[queen bobcat]

Nice 4 star

[timid tundra]

[devout hound]

i did try go 1* mosler in mp1

out of 6 races i won 2 in it tbf

[floral bronze]

man the moment i get my hands on maxed chiron im pulling all my tokens on it

[quiet heron]

dont

trust me

[timid tundra]

Works well too ngl

[quiet heron]

not worth it

[gusty coral]

This car is impossible to use at 3*

[devout hound]

by wonn i meant i for 3rd

[queen bobcat]

Is someone has mercedes sauber c11 2 star?

[gusty coral]

im sorry for whoever is trying at 1*

[queen bobcat]

Hmm

[quiet heron]

fr

[devout hound]

lucky lobby tbf

[floral bronze]

nuh uh its worth if thats the ONLY CAR i can use in LL

[devout hound]

i just went into one with an imperium

[quiet heron]

🥀

[devout hound]

absolut

[quiet heron]

good luck

i had to use 1* devel lol

[devout hound]

i left it

[timid tundra]

I love using low star Mosler, Aeon, and Venom in MP1

[floral bronze]

i have liek 1% of what i need to unlock devel

rn

[devout hound]

well ill get top 10k

[soft surge]

no one is sentencing you to use those

[devout hound]

300 tokens and 12 packs isnt too bad ig

for top 10k

[hollow girder]

I can't tame mosler

[soft surge]

div 5 when

[floral bronze]

top 5k is literally impossible to get without actively playing LL

and im not going in there

[timid tundra]

Not even a sentence. These three are genuinely useful even at low star.

I mantained top 1K with these three

[floral bronze]

donar chiron bp

[devout hound]

epc in mp2

[quiet heron]

any1 down to sync mp2 tgther?

or do PL's

[soft surge]

competition must be easy asl

[devout hound]

too bad mp2 series score is capped at 1500 so gets boring after the first 2 hours of playing mp2

seriously they needa increase it to like 5000 minimum

this game is kinda really boring without mp grinding

[soft surge]

true

[timid tundra]

Somewhat yes

[hollow girder]

Top rewards not worthy

[dapper marsh]

im so hungry i could eat @timid tundra

[soft surge]

no wonder ppl using vanda

[timid tundra]

[timid tundra]

Most of the time it's just evo chiron

[robust basalt]

Is chapter 6 the last one or there will be more?

[timid tundra]

If those three ran out of fuels, I still have 4* Devel and Evo Chiron

[soft surge]

the last

[robust basalt]

Srry for dumb question

[robust basalt]

Ohhh okay

[timid tundra]

Not a dumb question

Dw

Career is also pretty much abandoned

[dapper marsh]

Play career

[robust basalt]

I like career cuz I can beat bots

And bc I'm SO BAD AT THE GAME

[timid tundra]

The last thing they did was adding no fuel consumption, and that was for legend pass user

[timid tundra]

I will if they give the incentive to

[west vector]

they do, they're kinda just useless

[timid tundra]

For now career is dead. They really need to revamp the progression system there. Perhaps for newer chapters?

[tropic whale]

Guys

[dapper marsh]

When Chapter 7 for Class R

[west vector]

🤤

[tropic whale]

Did vijay got ban again?

[quiet heron]

i feel like they should make every car have more fuels, add mp rewards, and make LP better by making it like 10k tokens so people actually buy it

[tropic whale]

[timid tundra]

What if Mastery is a replacement for career

[tropic whale]

Im suprised

Btw

[west vector]

no I'm guessing it'll probably follow the same footsteps as a8s mastery system

[tropic whale]

I pulled himalays track but on pic it show me cairo track

[timid tundra]

Rather than adding a new tab, just put mastery on career

[tropic whale]

[west vector]

just a guess

[robust basalt]

The cops are pissing me off tho cuz they keep pushing me in walls

[hollow girder]

Me too, let's split @timid tundra in half.

[timid tundra]

They're definitely taking the design from A9C BUT without the good stuff from A9C

[dapper marsh]

yeah let's do that

[timid tundra]

[robust basalt]

Whole sentence would be normal if u didn't tag a food

[tropic whale]

Imma go using a bus

[steel summit]

@timid tundra run boy

[quiet heron]

how to send gif without having house nuked?

[tropic whale]

Is actually a fake bus

[dapper marsh]

prepares the wok

[steel summit]

[tropic whale]

@steel summit is a femboy

[dapper marsh]

yeah we're gonna cook @timid tundra

[gusty coral]

Yeah Im convinced 1% is impossible

[gusty coral]

Worst combo possible

[timid tundra]

My life

I guess

[steel summit]

No

[tropic whale]

U r lmao

[steel summit]

Prove it

[timid tundra]

That's what a femboy would say

[timid tundra]

That's tyler vitelli dawg

[tropic whale]

To prove it go get a olive oil

[steel summit]

And then

[tropic whale]

Beat urself

[steel summit]

No

[tropic whale]

[steel summit]

I don't need olive oil for ts

[tropic whale]

Ok na

[steel summit]

Ts is good icl

[dapper marsh]

uy, philippines! philippines!

[white bison]

Nowadays this feels like a jackpot 😔

[smoky notch]

u need baby oil then

[floral bronze]

why are we doing this again?

[steel summit]

Doing what

[soft surge]

we can do it 👀

[low hound]

shut da hell up meh

your fault

[low hound]

[steel summit]

Bro what

[dapper marsh]

🔨

[steel summit]

Unc

Keep ur mouth shut

[low hound]

[steel summit]

Silly old man

[low hound]

let's try another options

[steel summit]

Like

[low hound]

your femboy

[steel summit]

Bruh

[charred osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/hell-nah-hell-naw-dog-oh-hell-nah-gif-14367612995475290487

Why can't yall behave smh

[low hound]

'cuz meh

[dapper marsh]

sapphie the pomsky also does that

[rose acorn]

Gameloft it's a Venom F5

[dapper marsh]

⛏️

[rose acorn]

PLS

[tropic whale]

Let me my ai version

[tropic whale]

[charred osprey]

That was a 1 time thing sir

[tropic whale]

Snuffo exposed pic

[dapper marsh]

mate why does toxxy rarely stream rn

[tropic whale]

@dapper marsh

New version

[low hound]

quan

[tropic whale]

Vro is going to leak my ip or smth

[dapper marsh]

im not

[tropic whale]

U r bru

[robust basalt]

Why did I js get kicked from a match 😭

[dapper marsh]

im not gonna do it

[tough summit]

they knew

[gusty glen]

@chrome surge new mousepad came

[dapper marsh]

nice mouse

[gusty glen]

thanks

theres 2 on my desk

[tropic whale]

Bro

I think i ruined meh sleep with ts record

[tired canyon]

What were you doing-

[tropic whale]

Not me

From Vijay

[rose acorn]

Idk if I wanna crash out or what I swear my macbook keyboard is having input delays for some reason

[tropic whale]

Are u litearlly a girl or boy

[floral bronze]

@last dagger i just tried the screamer demo
is it me or the drifting experience kinda ... stiff (also fred's voicefiles are stuck in french, ofc)

[unborn zenith]

@hollow girder simp

[hollow girder]

@unborn zenith no u

Qingque simp

[charred crescent]

Henlo

[dense dune]

h

[hollow girder]

@unborn zenith LL with low gl

Did qingque buff your skill?

[urban rock]

fix asphalt gameloft

why is my game like this

[soft surge]

dawgggg 🪫 🪫 🪫

gl 13

[lucid wharf]

Hang up that computer call

[urban rock]

gl 16

[keen zephyr]

[soft surge]

it was a good guess

[soft surge]

????

what the bolide doin

[quiet heron]

impressive

[keen zephyr]

Traffic bonked

[tired canyon]

Guess I have a skill issue using the Mustang

[soft surge]

sad

[unborn zenith]

trash skill

[lucid wharf]

Skill gaps have been MENTAL

[unborn zenith]

should be at 3300 right now

no Jesko no RR

[keen zephyr]

Zeaa being zeaa

[unborn zenith]

🥀

[lucid wharf]

imagine playing high ranked mp only for the highest ranked cars losing to class c cars

[soft surge]

insane

[charred osprey]

I'm like 3400

[unborn zenith]

teach sir

I'm at flat 3k

[keen zephyr]

3060

[hollow girder]

I'm still getting KD when drive chiron full speed

[hollow cosmos]

💥

[charred osprey]

Idk I have like 1p cars in ll to use

10*

[lucid wharf]

Imperiums I’m guessing?

[hollow girder]

Jkab and his name is Ya_Fire YT

[charred osprey]

I kd tailcoin then I got killed by an imperium

Then tailcoin killed me 10s later

Peak mp1 experience

[unborn zenith]

[charred osprey]

The GOAT

🐐

[soft surge]

skinny ahh goat

🚸

[thorn hollow]

Im On Plat 3

And its So Unbalanced

[soft surge]

it is isnt it

[thorn hollow]

Atp Im Just using GTR Nismo

To Get C11 on Plat 1

And Watch When I Try to Reach Champ 3 with these Gold Vandas

[charred osprey]

Vanda spam this season is actually insane

[thorn hollow]

Not to mention the points u earn when u get first are becoming less and less

[charred osprey]

Like holy

[hollow girder]

Someone 360 me and wreak, after that we doing 360 each other until cross finish line

[thorn hollow]

Watch when I Reach Plat 1

U will see me suffer

[tropic whale]

Hello snuffo

[last dagger]

wdym stiff it's one of the most flowing drifting systems in recent memory

and yes characters speak their own native languages

[tropic whale]

I found asphalt post and the result is i got himalaya but on a picture show me Cairo Track

[charred osprey]

This was like c2 or smth

[rose acorn]

F1LM???

[tropic whale]

Bro have same experiement like me

[rose acorn]

Seriously?

[tropic whale]

@charred osprey

[charred osprey]

h

[arctic olive]

Snuffy do you have FEs in FH5 yet

[tropic whale]

That carrera gt got kd by vanda

[hollow girder]

Did hehe left?

[arctic olive]

Thought he took a break/vacation

[charred osprey]

A few

[charred osprey]

Taking break

That all

[arctic olive]

About to be a month

[granite rivet]

i cant play

[arctic olive]

[granite rivet]

what happened

[terse walrus]

Muttley ate your event 🥀

[hollow girder]

Simp stats not enough?
(Idk - that a joke)

[junior tangle]

I'm back

@opal pilot

[tired canyon]

Probably A Nissan Leaf ate the script

[dapper marsh]

found u @next granite

[terse walrus]

Does utopia Have negative stats?

[hollow girder]

Car maxed but i haven't enough credits for upgrade

[soft surge]

why are you upgrading this

[hollow girder]

I need tokens last stage

[soft surge]

its 1k tokens

[gusty coral]

You only need like 2* upgrades

[grim frost]

Car isn’t worth upgrading at all lol

[gusty coral]

And oc

[rose acorn]

How did the anime waifu girl car beat me?

[terse walrus]

Why valhalla have oc?

[runic matrix]

idk, probably because it's in the imola unleashed

[terse walrus]

Oh

[grim frost]

Skills

[runic matrix]

not sure tho, but i think the other ones in the event also got OC

[soft surge]

bolide sh when 😤😤😤

[vapid tusk]

7 years

[runic matrix]

maybe bollide in BoS

[gusty coral]

Lol

Ill go bald if bolide is in bos

[runic matrix]

maybe

[soft surge]

jeskos been here for nearly that long and theres no sh for it

[runic matrix]

1 month and we'll find out

[soft surge]

i dont believe you 😡

[vapid tusk]

which is funny considering CCXR and TA had SH and are higher ranked

[runic matrix]

instead we got the vision 1789 concept SH

[vapid tusk]

good for me

[runic matrix]

"ccxr highly ranked"

[vapid tusk]

can't be asked to get epics for it from LS

[gusty coral]

Ccxr is 4998

[runic matrix]

oh wait ur the duck guy

[gusty coral]

Id consider 4998 pretty high

[runic matrix]

🪿

[vapid tusk]

ye

[celest timber]

Goose

[runic matrix]

duck goose same thing

[arctic olive]

Silly goose

[granite rivet]

does anyone have the issue where they cant play holo live

[gusty glen]

piojusesrgft;oiphjewrtg;fiouher iuosadhbfga

[granite rivet]

nvm it works now

[gusty glen]

its the fortnite man

[granite rivet]

its sprite the beverage

[gusty glen]

ali-a

[hollow girder]

Idk but i feel this car drift kinda wide

[gusty coral]

Ccxr…

Drift wide?

[lucid wharf]

Ts was lowk tuff

[hollow girder]

It need F5 drift

[gusty glen]

kreekcraft going m rated

[lucid wharf]

And this

[runic matrix]

okay thats gotta be the most extreme exploit out there

[swift merlin]

p2w exploit

[neon cave]

great technique with maxed f8 tributo vs 1 star devel, who wins

[subtle notch]

Doesnt google assistant hv a similar feature?

[swift merlin]

Probably

[pure plaza]

[celest timber]

[swift merlin]

Typically yes

They are also bannable here if discussed

[celest timber]

XD

[swift merlin]

Nuts

[placid stirrup]

should i invest into a 4* devel or 9x8

[celest timber]

This is a valid question

[tidal panther]

Will this minor cut actually work if you somehow off tracked the wreck for faster respawn?

[celest timber]

devel if you dont have a king yet

9x8 if you want a sweaty agile car

[placid stirrup]

alr

i just thought i can prob grab tons of 9x8 eips from the spotlight

[gusty coral]

Devel

[celest timber]

Devel is the answer then

[hollow girder]

Devel can give tokens

[gusty coral]

Assuming 9x8 is actually in sl

[placid stirrup]

wdym, isnt it in the patch notes

[gusty coral]

Well yeah

[timid tundra]

[tidal panther]

I love exploits

But for a game i pay for i wouldnt risk it

[pure plaza]

Oh hey. I need 840k

[swift merlin]

Legends change the game

[waxen zinc]

if realism only counted, that's like 11 years.

[minor raft]

no

slow

[sacred nest]

Hi guys, wondering if you leave mp1, why doesnt your rating go down

[minor raft]

bug

[timid tundra]

feature

[minor raft]

many people have been exploiting this bug

[swift merlin]

Thought it was fixed already

[pure plaza]

No

[minor raft]

to the point that some, including deridiya theorise that its a feature

[pure plaza]

Bug randomly chooses ppl

[sacred nest]

is this champion league as well or only platinum?

[minor raft]

all leagues

[pure plaza]

Any MP

[minor raft]

even mp2

i cant lose any ratings in mp1 lmao

[sacred nest]

I feel like they should remove this but make you gain more points

[minor raft]

unless i finish the race

[bleak dove]

the chosen one

[sacred nest]

and automatically assign you 8th place if you dont finish

[minor raft]

theyre lazy

[tidal panther]

If its a bug for since the game started how isnt it patched yet?

[lean saddle]

Hey there my name is Matthew

[minor raft]

theyre being lazy

theyre so incompetent they cant fix anything

[bleak dove]

considering how long this bug has been apparent, does not seem like it's their primary concern

[tidal panther]

Since 2019?

[minor raft]

oh yeah so this was a blatant lie

[sacred nest]

then why have point loss at all if you finish in 8th place etc

[minor raft]

there were more new bugs than fixed bugs in that update

[bleak dove]

sorry i don't follow

[thorn hollow]

Film

[sacred nest]

Like why do you lose points at all if the "leave before race" is a feature

[thorn hollow]

Mclaren Film

[minor raft]

the 10 point maximum rating reduction is kind of stupid i cant lie

[floral bronze]

cta

[bleak dove]

that's true, i would say majority of players are not aware of it. there are some commendable people who are but despite that will play like usual, and then there are people who exploit it. i would say it's a lot more common in mp2 and higher end LL, otherwise not many people do it

[sacred nest]

Also how many leagues do you drop per season? Like if I finish at champ 2, will I go to plat 1

[floral bronze]

the rating calc being shot, stabbed and trashed doesnt help at all

[floral bronze]

you go to the lowest subleague

[sacred nest]

I dropped from champ 3 to plat 2 last season

[minor raft]

i KDed that vanda at last place 0.3 seconds before the finish and he still disconnected

[floral bronze]

huh
and i thought you would dive straight to plat 3

[sacred nest]

was there patch notes about this

[waxen zinc]

about?

[minor raft]

about?

[waxen zinc]

lmao.

timing.

[tropic whale]

Is any discord mod online

[waxen zinc]

?

[floral bronze]

anywho, bottom subleague? gg you get shoved down as a certainty

[minor raft]

the

[sacred nest]

how many ranks you drop in mp after a season

[minor raft]

[sacred nest]

Like I went from champ 3 to plat 2 last season

[waxen zinc]

Drop 1 league.

LL -> C3.

[tidal panther]

Everything about mp is basically negativly broken

[tropic whale]

Can u come to vc

[waxen zinc]

Champion -> P3.

vc what?

[sacred nest]

I thought I was at P2 last season

[tropic whale]

Ig @twilit sable is telling other to not stream

[waxen zinc]

pm? You can do it here.

[tropic whale]

But he not respond

[minor raft]

i think it drops you more than just a single league

probably 3 ish

[waxen zinc]

i believe that's the usual since ALU, no?

finish highest -> drop 1 league, tier wont matter.

[twilit sable]

tis true

[placid stirrup]

would a 5* owl be of any use if these are my usual gauntlet cars

[twilit sable]

it messes with stream bandwidth

[minor raft]

hm

i kind of forgor

[twilit sable]

and makes me lag a bit

[gusty coral]

No

[placid stirrup]

ok

[tropic whale]

Bueno aires

Water run

[floral bronze]

nahhh

[placid stirrup]

would it be faster than nevera?

[floral bronze]

i think
but its gonna fall short with the drifting

[placid stirrup]

huh

[gusty coral]

No

[sacred nest]

Ok just tried in MP1, if you leave in the middle of a race, you lose 10 rating

Aleays

always

I dont get how people talk about it being a bug? Unless they mean "turn off internet" by what they mean by disconnecting

[floral bronze]

Its random as hell

But most of the times for me as long as it dont touch the finish line it aint counting

[sacred nest]

Oh it always subtracts 10 rating for me

What league are you in

[floral bronze]

champ 1

[sacred nest]

Interesting, it could be kind of random then lol, Im in champ 3

Or do you close asphalt? I just quit the race

[tidal panther]

Idk about chiron

[floral bronze]

You just need to quit the race

[gaunt peak]

You're not in Div 5 so

[tidal panther]

Still div 4 and in div 5 i mostly hear people sandbagging

Since they are just grinding gauntlet coins for the cars

[floral bronze]

ok damn if i keep things like this and get evo chiron i BARELY have enough points to stay in div 4

[tired canyon]

Is the W12 good though?

[floral bronze]

its mid, defo not a gauntlet car

[sacred nest]

I hope they fix it soon so I dont get kicked out of top 25k because of it

[tired canyon]

Alr

[floral bronze]

except like idk notre dame

[neon cave]

bro whipped out the calc

[floral bronze]

notre dame is good when you have crap opps

[floral bronze]

hard times bradah
hard times indeed

[neon cave]

calc is short for calculator for those just joining

[twilit sable]

this might be funny

[cloud jasper]

should I max the Ferrari aperta for gauntlet?

[tired canyon]

Physics Proble-

[floral bronze]

... depends.

still need to see your entire garage from b class

[boreal stirrup]

Why not just C

[floral bronze]

LMFAO

WHAT.

NAHHH

[unborn zenith]

no

for MP maybe, for just gauntlet no

[gusty coral]

Lykan wouldve won

[unborn zenith]

why is bro still in C3

[digital pelican]

Lykan would do 1:04

[gusty coral]

YOU would do 1:04

[digital pelican]

It's impossible lykan doing 58

[gaunt peak]

You know everything you've ever stated impossible has been proven to be possible

[tropic whale]

No air speed

[marsh oracle]

5

[keen zephyr]

5

[cerulean niche]

5

[thin spade]

5 rupees

[floral bronze]

ll is a headache.

[light pecan]

I think the main cars in Champ 2 is like Carrera GT and Vanda

[silver herald]

Add lancer EVO

[light pecan]

1 token per evo ticket :))

[silver herald]

I take it

[digital pelican]

I said

[cerulean niche]

what map

[silver herald]

But

285kmh/305 perfect nitro
55 to 78
Elise handling
80 nitro

[lusty patio]

Hi chat

❤️

[silver herald]

Hi mr

[light pecan]

55 to 78 accel?

[lusty patio]

Golshi

[silver herald]

Y not?

[lusty patio]

[silver herald]

GORUSHIN

[gaunt peak]

That's only because you're the driver

[lusty patio]

[silver herald]

How i change color?

I dont like red

[unborn zenith]

pick a different role

[silver herald]

How

[unborn zenith]

Second channel from the top

[silver herald]

Thx