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So basically i skip Aglaia and wait for cars in bos that i already have max
Sounds like a good plan
BOS November 2025.
I just need 1.2k more rank to get to devel
if you garage is this solide save you tokens
fun fact: I'm also on the brink of div 5
then like 100k+
icic thanks for letting me know
Math says my rank is at 22,000 rn 🥀
One more upgrade and I get bumped
Yup
Is this what happens when you save for bos
Send jesko
imagine no gold jesko in big 2026 😔
@chrome surge what’s with the whales
Because you whale
keep you tokens in case a godly shows up
ikr
bros just jealous
Like Aglaia
Ok 👌
Isn't it godly
no
aglia is trash
Why
low ts
❌
Hmmm
Uh huh
eh
trust if i had this car at max i will donate it
random fact: if you look into the agalia interior you'll notice that its basically a corvette c8 💀
close enough welcome back Devel Sixteen
Btw oussema, you never told me why you left blazing rotors
almost all my friends retired there and no reps
uh huh
I also retire for 2 hours everytime tickets are zero
meant they quit game forever
Is yolobearz still playing
not much
He's alone on this
Well are they?
I'm bored aaa
Why so bored alien
👽
What does this rando want from me 😭
Well guys should I speed run Asphalt 6?
Speedrun asphalt legends
How has your day been tayef
maybe
meh
Who wants to visit gwdeath psychology center smirk smirk
Stressful but now I'm free!!!
felt that. good to hear that for you though 
My fingers are still in pain from all that writing in 3 hours
What are you gonna do now that you're free
Pls make me Admin
4 star onyk vs gold vanda
@wraith zodiac
KD guys in MP1 ig
Thanks Im ne to Discord
I think I can gold all eggs in al 
new
radioactive
hiya
red sun
I read that for a second as Fall guys in MP1.
You only KD guys
KD girls too
💀
Equality 
That would make me a menace but I guess you would do that kind of stuff
how would that make you a menace
Equality 
But anyhow Idk who I'm playing against, so as long as they're in my range idc if they're guys, girls, senior citizen or even cousins of XYZ, I'd knock em down in a heartbeat
Papers for school?
Exams
My game is rigged i am being beaten nonstop
Oh jeez. How'd they go for ya?
It was fine but with a lot of writing and stuff
goddam lava
At least you can give your brain a break from school lol. Best of luck on getting good marks (unless you got your results already, lol)
Goddam 2000s oversaturated light blur
Why do they even play if they just disconnect after 30% smh

Is gauntlet open today?
plez
gib
In less than 40 minutes
Nice
how was lunch
many sf90?
Time to spam my non existent Devel, Jesko, Venom, Chiron, Ultima in gauntlet
sad 😔
You in LL?
champ1
stuck at this for like 5 mins
I wish I was in 1
Wait a minute, I have all those
Except jesko

I read that as: I wish I was 1
Yeah I wish I was 1 too
It's The Leage
hi bolide bro
Bro's GL 60
unranked the only good league
oh wait, I forgot t o play this round, I think
I can also be at GL60 right now. IF I have enough credits to actually upgrade my cars
Sure am, have been for months 
I don't know, haven't open the event for like 24h
Sup @gloomy dagger
Had no time to play any games yesterday
Good to see ya
Today will push
ugh not again
I'm off of work for a week and a half 
PTO time
I needed it
Plus I'm turning 30 soon so I want to enjoy a week off from work
uncle
i love eem
He's taken btw
Too late
what
Do we have new codes yet??
yes
Define "new"
Newest we have is thanksholo
Where and what is it
Man what do I even buy in my LS now 
its not real
thanksholo
Is it tomorrow yet
Thanksholo
Is jesko still worth it based on current meta or top cars ?
sorry but it is one way love
no
The code gives all hololive emojis available on free pass and some currencies
Aka: useless
Give it up, he belongs to someone else
its not real
trust i tried to steal him before
no
flashbang
it isn't me who ss this but i'm using it
@modern parcel Hungry? Here's a Vanda sandwich for you
eh
we need an event with this 🚀
Hi lord tayef need an assassin to war the cyclops
For epics
yea, those things never appear in LS
On 11/12
I have 11/12
k
11 to be precise
ok i thought you mean 11 of 12, just misunderstood u
It depends
again bolide bro
5 star S class need 12 while 6 star needs 16
oh ok
I wasnt sure which i was on i knew it was more than 10 of the 16 but couldn’t remember which it was 11 or was 12
folk
100 years of technology ended up in this quality
@rare agate
this car is 16 EIP's
Say did Blukat AKA ICE get hacked?
Skill issued
Got a random DM from someone named buckley
Can a max out mclaren 650s gt3 beat a maxxed out vanda?
I cross checked and it seems it was his
The number of epics out of the 16 i was on
can you show?
sure you can
in dms.
Ah....he sent some gibberish and symbols so I quickly ignored the message and blocked him thinking it was scam
42.4m to gold this car.... I only need like 10-20m more to dump on it but.....
17 for me
He also sent me the same text 💀
Still hoping 😊
@waxen zinc I found it, I'm sending it in your DMs
keep hoping
Come on gl don't be shy give a normal se for imperium 
2028
2060
No it's coming on next June 31
Linked SE
i will change my ign to whatever you want if that happens
June 31 🥀
guess i'm dumb
Nice guess
Evo when
Top speed 422
Nitro 434
Perfect nitro 445
Accel 82
Handling 88
Nitro 53
S class 4999 rank Vanda Max Pro Ultra
Accel should be 169
Rank will be 14099
Doesn't matter
rank points doesnt mean sheet in asphalt
one more scammer
Looking at the text, doesn't look like a scam. Looks like a code of some sort
Rank adjustment is good but the fake stats is a problem
normal se?
featured cars: devel, absolut, F5
no packs for either, if you have all of them at max then you get imp key
Ccxr
also 10 tickets per race and 3000 conditions
i wonder how many of those were idiots who typed there
damn almost 300 scammers
nonononono
For a car with 79 accel, 79 handling and 70 nitro
It's bound to be 5K rank with 400+ top speed
The problem is, if a 45 handling S class car turns like butter, then a 80 handling CCXR shouldn't need any drift but that's not the case
MODS
It would have been possible to have an Aston Martin in the game.
All packs only available for $
@unique pewter
key for 700 bucks
one bp costs 10 dollars

nonononononon
Write a Fibonacci series program using recursion
@last dagger
I'd settle for a venom se gameloft I'm not greedy
@waxen zinc
It's rare,
I'm at gl45 and only got it once for credits
It is loyalty then.
And me for a Bolide spotlight
I do have my brotherhood as well

u won't max bolide then. what's the point?
Now it takes two spotlights to max a car
Meh, too expensive
Lord @chrome surge, we got new faces into the Hammer Revolution.
It's gauntlet time
💳
Even better, bolide SE with venom as a support so that its cheaper to get venom
Of course
How many tokens you have
this would NEVER happen btw😂
venom would eventually come for token packs maybe just a year from now
Gauntlet start
Exactly
like 10 k just gonna buy one
Its not that far off though. Mosler SE had gemera in it, and it was basically a cheap way to get gemera
Bolide is a highly requested car anyway, and its most likely gonna drop in an SE at some point
You just want star up?
I dont think bolide will be worth it unless there is an equally good (or better) support car
leaving it at 1* this close
Although gameloft would never give venom that easily
bolide se likely, venom as a support? i don't see it happening
pains me
Yeah its very unlikely but it would be awesome
Also theyll likely drop bolide SE right after bos
To make the people who spent on bos regret
possible lol
Supports: Sorpasso, Faraday, 918 AE, Aeon E, Ford GT MK II, Porsche 911 50 Anniversary Design
Remember they did the November bos and then dropped jesko absolut in jan
All gatekept cars in a certain way
Same thing lol
No maxed imola in 2026?
They could do that again
i have max valhalla and xjr
luckily i skipped that bos and maxed the abs😂
I skipped bos and didnt have enough for abs anyway 💔
aeon e support? sign me up
I was 20k tokens low
@glass mauve the man we know gone
4/6 already maxed so easy event
Kat
Ik but how
Idk, I sent him hello in the chat and like this
Car no 111
Idk, but the "guy" is kinda aggressive rn
He is kicked from here too
911 when
Kicked or leave
Idk
the
Literally though. I don’t know how people lose their Discord account or get it hacked
What
It’s not that hard to do any of that stuff
could this be some sort of code
I assume this is just shifting characters by a few positions
Seems like it
aeugh, 2 bumps
No it isn't
I guess so
Thanks I didn't have this one before 
Welcome
Who??
hey so my volume is still broken (not asphalt legends related, general volume broken) need help
Dmed him, got the same message
Could be some code ngl
Damn
I ask chat gpt
Try ig
Hmm
son
Already done
Yep he sent the same text to me
Any leads?
What car should i use for Meji rush at osaka
Here's the actual text:
I'm not worried. But a frantic reader posts in appreciation. This is a first time to in review, which is kind a show that I have an interest in that uses this number.
It was Caesar Cipher +5 code
Looks like he select certain users

@glass mauve DM
funny mate
Will check Gemini again
The hell does this mean

thank's for confirming my suspicion
:shy
Saw
sonion
Ferrari SONF90 SONdale
The text? Idk
The code? It's pretty simple for Cryptography guy
devel
Meaning it's scam right?
fols
You still doubt that?
Nah I blocked him even before I knew what it was, wouldn't take any chances
La boca
Railroad bustle
vineyard voyage
meiji rush
Free fall
my gauntlet track

screw ts
free fall damn
gimme ice breaker & rockey valley
*Future Fusion

Suggest car
imperium
Smart
My last chance. Shall I max it?
||I'll let it go||
Centodieci
⭐🆙
So
Smart
Garage so painful. Sorry I can't
Understandable, have a great day
Thanks
Yeah future isnt so bright
Hmmm maybe in patch notes?
joining the 5 (currency) gang
Lamzilla J
Hell no
hold on i will join
Oke
ugly my rear bumper car
heh
guys guess what me in my python class talking to yall lol
RS or ZR1
teacher right in front of me lol
rs
rs
R u going to buy it?
🤝
With the new S class bp format. 1 to 3 stars takes 120 bps, while 4 to 6 takes 180 bps.
no but hydra49 is considering a ZR1X
he previously drove ultima rs

five
MY CHILD
@lavish geyser and his brotherhood
@gleaming wigeon sir 5 yen is taken
I wanted to go for roubles but rands it is
Child (son) 🥀
ice breakers: gemera ; roman thumble: TA; BTB: evo chiron, run in the park: evo sf90, rocketing to future star: jesko good line up?
ok dong
yes
No more evil genuis
lol almost got caught
I would flip gemera & sf90
Nah I'm going for another name on Sunday
@empty shard why 5 cents

I have confirmed your loyalty in the Hammer Revolution
Well he is
Im grateful
is this better @empty shard
Tell me, who is this brotherhood?
time back to when a porsche driver crashed into another porsche because he somehow didnt see a porsche on fire
yes
So many people that are 5 of some object 
yes
Which are not taken yet
find it out 
Next is gonna be a more evil but more loved character. Not hated like Doofenshmirtz
lol
Ye
My assassins that follow me my recruits
The ans is obvious
is euro taken?
Nice. Tell them to join this server and ready the gear.
damn, 3 days without a single vanda eip
don't know
ts gettin dry af
@stuck atlas When 5 fen
corvette
5 pesos where
Fen?
Chat should I grind Ares Panther
fēn
What? What are you talking about, are you out of your mind? He's the number 1 cyclops spammer
Ye
They arent available for sever but theu are prepared their gear
Man can change
No
We don't have that unit anymore for money
ok 5 yuan then
And assassins do have loyalty

Yes he can change
Sorry, I don't want an undercover spy ruining me from the inside
Ok...
good bo-
🛡️
🛡️ where's top 1000 MP1
slap
What im not sent by them
if i were you i would buy them those 3 bps
@empty shard 
Are you really a lone assassin with a gang
Only when you get top 10
though it hurts
5 cents 🇺🇸 and 5 yuan 🇨🇳
Noice
I've gotten lots of top 10s but never finished at top 10. I'm asking you to finish at top 1000
Show proof
Change the flag thanks
Is franc taken or nah
Master assassin trained by the greats delivering their justice
Alright next season I'll take screenshot
nope
None are not taken alr?
try find the one you use in your country
Why not this season? This season hasn't ended yet
Pesos is alr taken so...
🥀
🥀 🛡️ no u
who i dont see anyone
Why do you have US currency
Dude why is everyone 5 currencies 
Well I have taken rupees
nope 5 pesos isnt taken
uselessuser took it
It's their monthly income trust
ah
hmmm
We are a Foreign Currency Exchange™
Do refreshes if you can
5 zimbabwe
Lilll yaleee
I gottem
5 zimbabwe 5 belubucks


I can but I'm not going to use the car so I'll leave it. Maybe when it comes in some TLE, it's fine. I'll fall short of only 7 bps tho
5 robux

@unique pewter how to replicate
Wait x4 blueprints is possible???
💔
Yup
🫵 👽 👽 👽
gauntlet when
Can't wait for the patch notes 😌
Summon 5 pounds
Started
500 ci-
Pounds isn't taken 
Fufu
@junior raven tf can i buy with 5 quid
Technically @junior raven exist
Technically fufu is
W?
Exemption
A can dom for Netflix and chill
now 1 more to be 5 euro
starter cars btw 


3 second old baby vs Tsar Bomba
yea bro i know all my cars are free starters
i dont even understand how he lost
You can buy a 11” pizza

Fast route???
Lemme in 
11 inch?? Not even bigger than my thing
Well it comes with a drink
VIP 8 with Aperta and Aventador J coming soon 🥀
The hell can I buy with 5 Francs tho
Pesos is alr taken by @plush gust
Without a drink probably 13.5”
@zinc perch do 5 euro
Try tagging me without copying the name

Lemme put Philippine pesos
you can try euro or Chinese currency
Ok cro
anyone has a good ref for final stage?
Where's mine
Absolute cinema
Aven be like 5B credits
Anyway brb Im gonna go cry
why
what iphone are you using rn
How am I supposed to replicate a 23.3
Das more like it
In riverine
spent 22mil yesterday to gold ts

iphone 13
This is so sad
Ares
bro same but the pro max variant
Whale
send me the account
Need to join aces for that
chat should i get gt3 or just italdesign right away
where 5 rupees

Banned 
Me
Vro
911
Mr vijoe got kicked
Is there any car in the Ares event a must get or atleast a worth it car to get?
Anyone in my lobby?
Anyway back at some point
I got to champ 2
Im banned from joining aces remember??
oh right gauntlet
Reason: Bad word usage
LOL
lmao
HUH
Currency fallen so low that it needs CPR suction for revival
so true lmao
Here comes the son memes 💔
gng im so hungry i could eat @timid tundra
Imma eat you instead 
Allat of money just to land on jail 🗣️ 🔥
You can be 5 centavos btw lol
I just realised lmao
Asphalt related


on topic
Imma just nap for a bit
Be everything except $

That's expensive..
Can we have vijay perm timeout
That's some piece of s....
slap
No
Can we ban someone bc it's funny
He always does freakshows omg
Not me though
Ers start with you
like im so annoyed about those
He freaky when the mods are in 
Let him chill
He needs to be stopped rn
This true tho
Its back
What's back?
Lowk I wanna dm you smth of screenshots of him 
no cuz i said so
Like jeez
Slim shady
vijay shows to mods
Dude I've landed into the poorest chat of all XD
Really?
You're poor too... Cuz you can't fly

Guys name my fish
Only land
New gauntlet ?
waterSON
No worries man
yeah my lord this is currency talk
If u dont want my services then i will just start causing trouble for u both
I agreed that I'm poor
Yh it's Thursday
@waxen zinc
Its back
Go ahead bro, you ain't tuff
Reason: bypass.
What'd I miss



First “5 currency” to get warned btw congrats
🛡️
Bro is poorer than me.
What did bro say
i have the koeniggsegg jesko absolut and the tartarus and the devil sixteen
If he gets warned for it then how are we supposed to tell
🥀
L devel
He said catfish but kinda explicit
I'd like to thank 5 Cents
Well that name is the strongest ngl
I can tell again but that's not a ROFL joke so I choose to ignore
Ah...don't know what that means but I'm gonna assume something freaky
wdym my lord
@junior raven we have the first “5 currency” warned
anyone else like me
Nothing, forget about it
This guy is still avenging me for not getting the property 

hello can anyone help
I am suddenly getting way less fps on my laptop while playing the game
out of nowhere
how to fix this
graphics settings
oh btw belated happy 1 year
Pour some hot chocolate on the keys
lower graphics if ur lagging
Whar
Hi cuties
no not you
Sup
Show your currency
wsp
@empty shard You're a fraud, posing as 5 cents while you're really 5 satangs
Is it their birthday 
Now I m the strongest
saar
@oak hill as a unity™, does venom really drift like f5
Tf is ths chat
No it's their 1st anniversary

What the hell is 5 satangs
🔨 number doesn't start with 5
Mine is soon™
Hmm
Please give
Thai currency
Shut we dont talk about that
Thai currency in pennies
Ello guys
Mine supposed to be pesos but someone already took it 
Change now or I'm calling the police for forgery
no
I was gonna ask but thanks
I do tax fraud anyways

Hi death
Idk it feels more like that one henessey car that's 5114 rated
damn i thought it was 5126
What currency
Tax fraud is lame, tax evasion is better
I'm broke
That's like my buddy
Got nerfed
I do both
Owning F5 ain't broke🥀
now let me larp
i don't have f5 
Ur hammers are first we will make sure to exact our work on them
Pay him no heed
Your lord didnt want my services


Are you Cyclops or what
Das more like it 
So we will bring our own form of peace
what can i do with 5 style tokens 🥀
Should be added in game
Wdym peace
Uhhh
I should be 5 credits
I wasn’t cyclops

Assassin?
Beg.

Jackpot
Noice
Assassin is my clan my team and we are after bringing peace
Same as Hammer
I feel so poor, eem coins suck
We so rich
trade coins
Ur lord made it clear i wasn’t welcome
How much gauntlet currency it needs to buy devel key
What can I do with 5 credit brotato
150k
Outlaw it is.
Hmmm
new relay have been released first is 5x blueprint for 003s and 50k credits
headaches
To add a smol chin to ur Porsche 
Idk either
So now we plot and wait in the shadows

Wait for the moment to strike, huh?
🇪 🇪 🇲 🪙
yes division 4 lesgo
Now we the richest in the economy 
Imma invest it in trading just wait
are these times any good in a div 4 lobby 😭 , hell valve, water run, wall street ride, along the seine and straight sprint
they got me in a horror blunt rotation
Observe and take our action in line with our tennets
Well that will happen soon.
Peak gaming setup 
Nice board you got there
We were willing to work with you but your so call lord decided we weren’t welcome to help
That's my laptop.
What board 

I have proof
What model cro
It is interception then. Lord @chrome surge, shall we strike the first wave?
zawg can someone help
started with camaro z4 nismo challenger etc that is my new lineups IT'S STOCK!

Cro

My michi is here 
Well i think ur find those hanmers are about to go boom
I ate mine 
They said I cannot transfer my progress from windows to ps5 permanently💔
Lord @chrome surge, should I send the first wave?
Shield is ready
Shield???
My assassins are well trained and we are ready
unfortunately yes that isnt cross platform for consoles
Ideapad 3
What have I started
Nah let it be, they are quet now, we are peaceful we don't strike unless provoked
I just changed my name to this 😭
Well he said our hammers about to go boom
I gave u the chance of our services
🛡️
🛡️ that's my boy
No monica! eh
Carrying the club
Let him bluff
can yall js give me some advice on this
Jarvis nuke that guy
Let him bluff until @low hound recruits them
I didnt want cross save, I wanted permanent transfer but they said it isnt possible , I tried because I heard it worked for some people
Bro just created a meme overnight 
5 quid is 5 quid
Bluff who says im bluffing maybe we assassins are deciding to end it
For your rank, yes they're good
Along the seine is really good
Same too ig
really?
Cross platforms inculdes windows-android-ios- steam-epic games etc.
starts playing that music
Im also a part of it now
Lord @chrome surge, they say they decide to end it. Orders?
lowk along the seine seems buns
Yes
Yeah...
Don't engage, just hammer on sight. Keep it simple
We know where your hammers are kept
Yeah I just lost me laptop now no more asphalt 9
we are so peak 🗣️
I know you blind but you gotta see this Lord @chrome surge
Yes my lord. HAMMER SNIPERS!
I m crine cuz it's peak
yeah rip enjoy your ps5 for playing gt7
what even is happening 
we so peak 🗣️
U think hammers really will stop our finely trained assassins
ah damn
Calling all Hammer Snipers.
Cyclops War 2 but it's delayed by 4 hrs
The crew motorfest just came to PSplus ,ima enjoy that
Overload ZR1
Snipe the Assassins.
Is tis good for gauntlet div 4?
LL when
Oh i think ur find they are incapacitated
Avengers: War Of Cyclops
After some days i kinda found overload zr1
We work in the shadows remember

@sharp raven when change name to 5 euro cent
Lord @chrome surge, do we have any more Hammers to deploy?
If you guys get warned I have nothing to do with this
eh yeah
my brother just reached legend by 600lt
It's Ravagers: Psych Lapse war
Plenty, don't freight

Our snipers are incapacitated. They might be next.

selling these two ultra limited edition hamma
I offered my assassins as a service to them to rid cyclops but they didnt want them
Oh on the contrary, you'll owe us 5 quid each
Well can I get a warning just for fun?
Alr, name your price.
Thats millions
We ready to purchase. Not cuz we will use it but we will shorten the armory of the opponents
100 pesos each 
I give u a chance to reconsider
Here you go
Unless you pay the price.
🤑
And allow ur lord chance to see sense
Maybe. Not good enough for top 20s
Im giving u a chance
To reconsider my services
Lord @chrome surge, should I decline this?
Just tell 5f u 
5 quid
Dude stop negotiating with him, it's a direct order, he ain't worth the time.
Alr then
Then let all hammers be fragments
Well on the other thought
Also why are you 5 pounds? It's not your currency
Lord @chrome surge, he's gonna attack. Shall I deploy the special Hammers?

Pesos is alr taken by @plush gust
Hmm
was about to take it too 💔
I know ur movements
But my lord, he's gonna shatter all our Hammers!
holy moly chat
Then change to your nearest neighbour country currency dawg
They're shattered
haha molotov go brrrr

deflects
Hacker meets developer
I gave u the chance to be allies
parry this u freaking casual
We wanted freedom
Will we get info about bos in tomorrow patch notes
shield
No
You seriously believe that? Hammers are and always will be indestructible, don't let him confuse you.
mmm decent
Wai
He knows all our movements.

u cant parry this one tho
Isn't bos supposed to be in June
kit-kat bomb
Erm lets see wood and steel fire
parries
This one too
im not hungry 
Next update second season
lmao
What's the track name for valor riot?
Let him cook, he ain't tuff
pure oskill issue
Freedom Route Scotland
I got baited.
Well can we intercept him?
Thanks champ
srsly looks like a kitkat lmao?
No
kit-kat hammer
Shall I call in the cavalry?
No
gimotry dash song 🗣️
What should we do?
That's crazy
Nothing
Whats this 5 name trend?
nathan , 🥀
dont blame the driver. blame them stoopid barriers
genuinely what are these f5's on to 
What, we let him win?
They are on high
Assassins are tough we fight for the freedom for the rights and peace of all we dont like evil people and we think ur power has now corrupted you
prolly scripted?
or idk
Our power is not corrupted.
absolutely not 💔
Then why reject our services to freedom
idk wy he keeps ramming the npc cars 
alr then
Tayef's orders.
See his power has corrupted him
Yours has yet to
Lord @chrome surge, they claim our power has been corrupted. Is this true?
We see your trying to bring peace
is this stoopid power yall talkin abt
Is this chat really doing roleplaying.
And now we bring destruction.
"deep pits"?
maybe 
We see in u reluctance see a sense of doubt that this is what you wanted u wanted peace and co existence but that isnt what your told
no cap
Yes that isn't what I meant, but I want to bring peace to this server, but not to you.
Well gauntlets on auto drive atm
bro broke character 
Asphalt related





