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Just drive faster
Can we all collectively kd tayef until he is dnf
a money-grubbing company
tayef dnf
They kinda always have but it's become more obvious
bars
damn, idle at 30c and go up to 69c on load
What
on a 14900k

mine idles at low 40s and goes upto 65
Grand Prix car so bad I’m not bothering with it
when it was grand bew the hottest was 57
I want to play multiplayer but uh
lowest was 32
Busy
🧱 here is your reward
microcode stuff hits hard
i wanna deep clean my pc but thats gonna take way too long
and its gonna return back to normal in a month
i also have a actual cooler \
tf is the point when its js gonna become as dirty as it was in a month
an
instead of a cheap cooler amd dunces use
There was once a guy named shredder but he's gone now or is invisible to me for some reason, blud was a good guy until he said Windows was trash
shatap
do it
:hmmkill:
:hmmfrog:
all i have is a toothbrush and cloth
No os is good really


is there a problem?
people like linux cuz its not microsoft and its way less bloated
thats basically it
face reveal w sticker

patch notes when
diego 
fh6 patch notes when
i need patch notes
no
Racing Master too
i decide when they come out
I’m getting a cold drink
Anyone want anything
i hate dat emoji name man
ok goobye i clean personal pomputer
Erm
me too 

What drink
Ananas
raidee 
Banana drink? Is that a right translation from me @slim scaffold
cedric 
Wrong person
oh wait it's pineapple
I'm not a tech guy but id say
Mac is good for work, workspaces and its well optimized for that
Windows is for casual audiences, gamers but it lacks in areas and is unpolished
Linux is perfect for programers and can run better under circumstances but is inconsistent
My French 😭
not the same in english
, i forgot
ananas in every language except english
Oh nonnnn desole 😭
it's fine 
nope, @low hound
linux is good for users which doesn't ever seen a grass in their whole life
we all 🇹🇷
🦃
Low key I only can remember pomme

i am turkish now
Wtf is that
This is not cool, I told you earlier
Pretty much 💀
lemme grab the mustash
Bypass when
Dude you could've stopped me
🍎
yes we are 
I warned you once before but you were too dense
Oui le pomme is delicioso
pomme de terre
No you didn't
mmm
What
Potato
potato (pronounced different)
Potato juice when
You French
I can only speak English unfortunately
potato, the ground apple 
@slim scaffold Is French right?
Je ne sais pas parle du Français 🥀
sort of
fonce
sorry we don't know le baguette language
🇫🇷
Well, if you need some help... I am here
litteral french translation 

@slim scaffold playlist with newly discovered songs, perfect for alu gayming
Merci, I’ll keep that in mind
Maybe
de sea
idk
me
Ok then ig you don't know who dictator Mbappe is
Frenchie here, anyone need quelque chose ?
I'll try to scrap some money up
oof, nice 😎
I think i know the 1st one
exceeder
I do heheha 
I forgot what quelque chose mean
Oh
It means "sometihing"
hmm something
I see danke
Yess that one is big I think lol
😴
How do mute communicate with blind
You don't see the emo?
Emo
I don’t see it

you need sleep
deep sleepy emo
He's on iOS
Yeah your discord is busted
he needs to get kd to sleep
you should update your app 
Anyway... Is it me or the third Pagani Imola event rewards are... so restricted ? (EIPs only at top 1000 🥀 )
How did bro know that
i can do that 🔥
Isn't that kinda normal
Oh yes
ur tayef ofc
I was going on a KD run before sleep
It's either this or max top 50%
<3
Totally rigged
Yo, I saw the esports on the game
It was never top 50% afaik
Yeah no chance, I
Not even top 10% rewards
such a shame
i'll send my ghosts fellas
Not even Imola token packs 😭
face reveal when 
Even your ghosts aren't safe from my 360s
nuh don't bow
in ur dreams
Shall we do PL
Why :(
that's the neat part, they are 😎
Damn it, I missed that part
gn man
muehehehe


Aglaia SE started today right
yes
final stage leaderboard ends tonight, get to it
Bro might be a CIA agent in the making with the Microslop glaze ngl
Yes potato and im prepared to add jesko to it
Tysm
Shredder the insanity
Is unreal
are you this?
Moneysoft mentioned 🔥
Sup ghost traz
And my 1st duty would be to annihilate all hidden aliens among us which includes you

"No sir, just a concerned Citizen" 🗣️
vro what does the hammer reaction mean😭😭😭
hammering some goofy ahh cyclops
The real hidden aliens are way worse than me lowkey

You'll find how large the upper circle's rabbit hole really is
And once you do, you're stuck there
lemme explain
in history "Turkiye" was "Turkey"
they used to be a slang as 🦃
that's why i said racist
normally i'm not that nationalist but there's turks in this server and if someone sees this probably it causes a war
technically i don't want to see another war about this one
Windows 7 is da best , if you like 10/11 then you’re the weird one

It's like they say on Twitter, no such thing as an Ex-CIA/FBI agent
The only Ex-CIA/FBI Agent is a silent one or worse 🗣️
vista my beloved 
Okay.
whys tis emoji named snek🥀
Wheres the snek😔🐍
hallo Messere
Nah you hate yourself
bro speaking facts
Hello messer tranz
maybe meant to be ''sneaky'' or smth
i hate myself exactly
my first pc has windows vista at 2008
i loved glass UI
Ngl 10 was more stable than this slop imo
So far Windows 11's just been bug after bug after bug
sneaky ahh emoji
Or juan cortez’s line in far cry 6
With some cringe ai filler
True
Play AL on windows 7 then
Hello guys 🫡
My first was xp in 2011 , I have no experience with vista , but no one had good things to say about it
hi
xp sp3 was similar with win7
it's the only thing i remember from xp
Can u explain 202108241715 tho🥀
I think no one can 🥀
also vista was a milestone for new windows versions
ye it hated but ppl rather win vista than win 11 if it's possible 
looks like 2021/08/24-17:15
but idk
just saying

Ye

I would use Toshiba Windows XP in 2009-11 back then
i guess someone didn't know what to name it
so he chose date
then you're free to explain it 
@pure elbow 
Date me ghosty
is that a date of creating that emo?
Get out!
maybe ✋🗿🤚
Wtf do these people ever touch grass
he's gy, avoid from him 
Remove yourself At once, scallywag!

Based 🗿
Can I get a chance 

I mean wha
any proof?
Gato spotted
but you asked date for a boy 🥀
You never let me stroke you
now you are
Aw im sorry :(
🥹
🗿
YO
Snuffo how u feeling
Mehhhh
oh you don't want to know

Yesssss
Nah not here snuff, women are out there
What

you're meh, that's what he meant


Nothing maybe im js jealous
Snuff how much kat nip u had
snugf
Negative amount
Pick-me slop
Elite choose you 
💼
What if I had no updates
A furry femboy
Woe is thee 🗣️
im in stars vro
Get a better sight or pc
the fact that he wasn't the only person who asked
Where
🎂
Happy birthday
Yay
I voulenteer
Thanks skytiic
You can reinstall your app then
Is it acc your birthday today?
wait
Mhm Mhm
no updates as for now
Happy birthday cuh
Thanks meh

Is the day just starting?
b-day?
Yes..
Maybe I can beat
Ya fire my goat 
Scripted
Red toaster dont drive lykan
iykyk 
does vro know
i guess bro
Yesn't
@slim scaffold Where are your ghosts now, I literally KDed that 5th guy
his favorite car, but he doesn't know it

@slim scaffold my bf

HUH
Nah 😭 😭
very shy
I don’t think I can float
but you try to flirt w @slim scaffold
Super shy
are there any imola token packs?
Let me find a video
because i dont see it in the shop
Shy moment
No
nope
Uhh yes
so there wont be any?
Good day

i hope not
🚶♂️
i need 10bps to max my imola 😭
bro im tryna get my imola maxed but its only 3*
wow traz got mad rizz
you don't have enough tokens?
i have 20k
No token packs 💔
welp ima just spend on jesko on my alt account then

maybe i shouldn't play and watch chat at the same time 🗿
I don’t know if I can even do this anymore
no no no no 
Ough, could be useful tho
Nice field
Drunk f5 😭
i disapprove 🗿
F8 tributo lore
Definitely 10/10 field to lay in
@slim scaffold @drowsy fern At least I can have sweet dreams now
i have 33k on my alt account
What's bro doing there 😭
my guy 🗿
5 vip store vists
I don’t buy from vip store
idk, i am here 
from ls?
Thats how im having to get the 3 im missing
Td 
im gl52
imola is at 54
light whale


smoll whale ig
baby balaine
bro is moby
Now this is aline

Lykan's radius ahh 918 spyder
Incorrect
Yep nothing more relaxing than good old KDs before a good night's sleep, just what the doctor ordered☺️
totally intentional 
Is this supposed to be impressive
shatap
Nope, just fun
Come on 20+ KDs per day isn't merely as impressive
I won 10 out of 15 races with lykan in mp1 champion 3-1 today dud
least toxic mp player:
kd spree 
Who cares tho ur just playing toxic
I make full use of my advantages
guys can't play without chaos
only vanda kd was acceptable ✋🗿🤚
you can’t be fr bro 😭
Yes, I'm toxic for following game rules, how ironic
I mean doesnt bother me cause ur lagging behind with td still
cuz the car is based for it 
Yes only vanda kd is acceptable
Ain't sleeping yet but yeah true
Now goodnight
Gn
alien showed up
I dunno, last I checked winning races were not lagging is it, meh....I could be wrong
Yes papi 
Night
Come roast me yourself bot XD
If you dare
freezing cold cpu
i think this game is for you 
Yeah what league are you in
Plat 1
Not even champ 💔
Nah I ain't pushing this season
he's td trash
yes officer, here is the guy who lost his parents 👮
Yeah
Well I am 2390 now
Im actually gay and I still do so much better in alu how can this be possible
But cars ran out of fuel
damn bro by the time you hit champ3 ill be in champ 1
flexibility level w TD is diabolical
whats wrong with being gay
Tayef ur a dissapointment to the gay VANDAls
date me
fuel ran out of car
Im making fun of myself, i litteraly said im gay, nothing wrong ofc 😭
Woah
I need to win another race, don't I to get to champ 3
@gusty glen 😃
2400 rating
What
WHAT??
damn

Yeah
2.5 months of dust

wild
Gayer than p1 livery

Even tho I take that crown actually
not gayer than me


Chat back to gay topic again smh

For the love of
cringe chat

accept... 🗿
don't insult my happy P1 
Uhhhh
NOO I LOVE P1
don't think
just accept
the best way to avoid 
So...TD KD topic is toxic in Asphalt official server but freaky off topic ones aren't, wow, get a load of this logic
you remind me of nym

freaky ≠ toxic
how do u even get the gay decall??
Both are crazy
pay munyun
There's more than 2 sides to the same story
i think it was for pride month a few years ago
Pride event
oh haha
cant wait for pride event ts year (never happening)
funny, that event didn't show for me that day
Pride event, sadly was only in 2022 and never came back cause of the backlash it got 💔
gonna be a lot of bans and mutes in general
But TDs and Kds fall well within on topic boundaries regardless of how crazy it is coz it is a gaming server related to it
people trying not to be homophobic (impossible)
@barren ivy 
They eased back off the off-topic stuff
cuz we're not from them🗿
Yeah the community is made up of non mature guys guess what 😭 😭
i am gay
mini heart attack as a huawei user
Hi I have a question where can I find the Paris map in carrier?
omggg saar is back
huawei doomsday
Understandable but things have gotten too out of hand recently
go to twitter
we are gay
🥀
Where hoobastank or smth
why do you think all gay people go to twitter
Elon Musk app
We are GAYP111
'cuz gæ app
No
hop on grindr
theres a difference between gay and stupid
now we wait for the gremlins
bro why is my obs acting up
''bro thinks he's part of the team'' ahh the meme

I mean alu is gay enough we have vandalism
why are you gae
cuz i am gay
sound argument
Fr you too? 😭
what is my fyp
no not realy
we all lowkey gay
seems like u found your cpl
but i like to pretend i am
crazy
W
Not to 2020/21 levels
So it's relatively in control
when cockroach party got better demands than other genuine parties
Shadap
19k likes
we? who’s we
fake it till u make it ahh
YOU and ME
youy and me
windmill windmill for the lang
bro
no
iamgay
nvm

who invited random several ppl here
Alotta people are on twitter
youre acting like its not a public serv
🥀
iamgay
cinema
bypass
We don't need your fyp posts
Public server
boop :3
No pride event? megamind meme
oh a kit fan
777 already does enough of those 🥀
I mean they started to say ''they're gy''
that's me
who cares lil bro
And?
are you afraid of typing gay 💔
Why did I laugh so hard from this
gay???
average person in this server is not a sigma male 12 year old phonk edit watcher
i might be
I mean they did it a row like something happened
grow up
Why is this still a topic dawg
we all are bro
People spam all the time
We've dealt with this all weekend
@low hound what's the issue
tiki tiki
You should see how much the Sonion thing has been spammed
Fr 😭 😭
If it happens again I'll mute someone
ew..

And does that hurt you
you are the issue
you just joined the server and get hopped to a random gæ conversation like "i might be"
seriously bruh
that's right
I joined
and said I'm gay
woop dee doo
bro joined
boink for them
Floaty drift bug be like
bro appeared
fr
no, that's kinda spammy
This is just dumb
i know

What the?
Show me who was spamming man
I would NOT be like Sivo lmao

@jovial path 
lmao
is it worth it going for jesko key
bro has the key to everyones room
can i be sivo 
Ur just making up stuff what are you even tryna do 😭
bhai would be sadsivo
wart

welp
No ones hurt
@charred osprey h
I like giving leeway rather than being an ironfist
Ok
back to my music ig
Remember what you did in the past days?
If u have an issue with gays get ou
the jesko was 3 seconds behind me
how do you not win on himalaya with jesko on a straight track
Hi parth
michi:
michi:
snuff
Well, you gotta confess them now.
who u is
Cuz bro burned and ruined his tires. Clearly
Nah I'm fine w having gender

being gay is not a gender

yo snuffy boost noticed my shortcut family
good point

?
shortcut??
Yall on the list now
where
can we warn vijay
Who I'm muting next
bro, please stop these heathens fr
😭😭
NONONONO
Never
@charred osprey
death note
Yeah YOU on the mute list
am i on the mute list twin
Really cheap attempt twin
Hey Driver 555 I Shattered the Game Because I Spent 5 months Reaching Legend League For the First time And Using Secret Speedtrick
555 is the KING of the game, true god 💪
Wait till hehe comes back from vacation
the valhalla is so good
why they push it so much down in its rank qwq
Half this sever gonna be muted
Get em NOW
Wait where did hehe go
😭
Bro learned how to press nitor 
@chrome surge even nsx beat this thing
not me bc i got muted once by quan
nom
Seems awfully human to me
dasil skill issue???
fr, haven't seen him for days
nom nom nom
facts, icona and lykan are trash
Hmmm
snuffy said something about vacation
BRO what are you doing intentionally going slow 🥀🥀🥀🥀
he's ragebaiting
Ohio
dont fall for it
@charred osprey finally made it to GL 39 today 🥳🥳

YOOO
Am I invited?
Ra
1/10 of your real age
👁️
I’m not 4…
yup I just saw it, so many messages are sended and finally caught that message 
180kmh is what icona can do
is 4
not bad

Took me 7 months to 6 star this
we got some nickelback, incubus, papa roach, 3 doors down
you mad
we would like to invite you to best way only!
Rahhh
gorillaz where
Gorillaz peak too
Nuh uh.. MA best club
Trust
i closed discord on u sending ur pfp a while ago, and i reopen it now at the same situation 🥀
Let's add them
bwo is not a club
ma is trash
ayo come look at this
and guess what I alr maxed it 7 monts ago 
@chrome surge even cent
there are reasons for tht
Fast

It's roses
are red
snuffo why u ignore me qwq
i want a divorce i think
mate that's sefya 
I mean I had 4* from past and made it 6* from previous holo spotlight
Well you're up against evo cente, so no surprise there
Wait why snuffy
real
vro stole my stuff
I 3 star it from the first batch
EVO Imperium when
It's non evo cent
💔
wallriding gone wrong
Normal cente?? Dude lmao
oui i get to drive my fav car
using the chiron
cool, in the end you got 6* congrats!
bro you dont wallride that section 🥀
I'm getting new carpet next week
where did u even find Indian unibrow superman gif 🥀 can’t find it anywhere
only ogs remember jeff bozo
Dont wallride going this way
You can see how garbage icona is
Thanks
np
@low hound Please gimme a million dollars
your skills*
no
first i'm gonna do a BBQ in server room
me during class presentation
Never wallride here if you're not commited to actually getting off the wall
🥱
Just float
how u got a cente beating you ina icona on nevada
Btw your Amazon foreign service charges way too much, lower them down for God's sake
buh
aint cente way worse than icona😭
nah
i mean without evo
Cente is more stable and have better handling

autentica level
why are you lying bro
cente is a stiff boat
But evo cente isn't
slightly better… which is nuts
cente is genuinely unusable without evo
evo cente is still bad
why is that emo looks so goofy
Me who doesn't have cente evo
snoof evo when
and not even better than lykan or icona
Autentica is B level of perf/rank
@chrome surge
No, it's still good if light or neutral build
looks funny 
Idk man
same
not better
😆 fr

This 4 star class d blew my mind
What carpet
whar evo
terrible for its rank
Good for mp2 though
Flooring
Lies, there's no way you don't have it evo
4849
I8 claps it by far
Do you guys use Evo???
ok
depends on tracks
corvette way only
but where are you gonna buy it tho
any car that has evo basically automatically becomes meta
overload zr1 btw 
helicopter stream snipe
True, LT is so peak now
since when you were spamming bro 🥀
it KDd me
qwq
@chrome surge holy stiff
Lykan
lancer
P1
prolly b class or a
918 pleaseeee
@dapper marsh I'm turning in, take care of the cyclops and hammer on sight
evo laferrari would be alright
firstly give me Lancer eips
👍
Yes my lord
losing in nevada with a lykan is a skill i wish id never have
918 was basically a free gold if you played halloween sl
Well find out what the next evo is when we get patch notes
pn when
Lykan has garbage radius
(perfect nitro)
Here on AL server
Or what if boost ate them 
as long as it's not a new car
not unless ur floating
theyve never given evo to a new car
How do you like Egoista evo
i.e one added in the same upd
meanwhile me with golden 918 since 2020 
It get worse 😭
They FEINING for MORE!
-# Genius, Thx for list of ppl to block on discord
yea
That would be nice
every car has worse drifting radius when u do 360 floaty
no its actually very grippy when normal drifting
just wide when you float
floatge
snoofge
hi
It's wide in both
toxxy tle when
niiii
1 EIP missing and its gold
njq
No
Yes
remember you dont know how to drive
Bro
buy it on store
Bro
he doesnt know how to drive
I have bps for them omg
Nihao
holy ragebait dude
Bc it's a garbage for plat
soon
Fr but Lykan NE is even better it can outrace even the Imperium
how bad are you to be at 320 kmh on a straight
It shouldn't be paired with top tier cars
he's been doing this for weeks
Have you ever played against stock Mistral or Lykan NE?
It's not

When will Ares license expire in AL tho
yeah if you hit everything in its path
and the map you got is quite straight so you should be able to win
Lykan NE is the best underrated car ever better than the Jesko
Lykan NE is what lykan should be
and f5
neon pants
dont even touch the elite cars if you dont know how to drive the lykan
Neon Edition one
even me who doesnt know how to harness punch drifting with it can do better qwq
im a trash driver so i do absolute buns with the lykan but i dont hate on it
yes
Here is the guy who Lykan NE glazer 
NE is good
If it were beating 3800 rank 935
ne eip reliant tho



