🏎・general

[chrome surge]

Yeah my job is to get that python out of the PC

[bleak dove]

thats a cheesy joke mr cheddar

[stoic wren]

what are the site where shop carsm ranks etc are? theyare share it but I forgoot to save

[chrome surge]

Ngl he's intimidating

[gusty glen]

this be a selling point for me

[rare crypt]

What is he saying

[jovial path]

is dude getting another one

[low hound]

javascript stuff but indian-english

[pure elbow]

[gusty glen]

my keyboard has this already

[jovial path]

no they say it like uhh

jawa script here

nobody actually says jabha

(i do)

[low hound]

jabha iskript

[jovial path]

jabhai

[minor steppe]

ah yes today is a great day

[dense dune]

[pure elbow]

Windows XP Chicken Edition

[chrome surge]

I know Indian English but that ain't remotely close to it, it's like a mutated form of brainrot and broken English

[low hound]

[chrome surge]

Bro's getting ready to hop into the frying pan

[jovial path]

ahbaj tpirksi

[pure elbow]

Bro just got hired to work on KFC

[jovial path]

KSI

[chrome surge]

Yes his first and last day of work

[eager copper]

So apparently the champ is racing?

I don't see why he has to show off

[chrome surge]

Who's champ?

[eager copper]

Fire something

[pure elbow]

And it's a part time, not a fully work

[chrome surge]

You mean Ya_Fyre?

[eager copper]

Ya_fire

Ye

[chrome surge]

Who's showing off bruh

[pure elbow]

Here is the guy

[jovial path]

ya_fyre

bonfyre

[pure elbow]

Ya 🔥

[jovial path]

ja

fireman

[eager copper]

Doesn't look all that

[long bone]

oi

🔨

[chrome surge]

It's just an event where we get to race him and get to know baout him more

[chrome surge]

Not you Fyre, I said Ya_Fyre, big difference

[eager copper]

Me race a champ? Nah i prefer to show my skillz to someone who's WORTH my time

[pure elbow]

Challenge him then

[eager copper]

Lik3 u for example @pure elbow

[loud flint]

So you are!! Good

[chrome surge]

Bro's got moxxy

[thorn hollow]

Credits: John G

[long bone]

ya but ur spelling of fire

[eager copper]

Your god damn right i do

[jovial path]

gimme foo gimme faiya gimme dawachadesaiya

[pure elbow]

I'm not alien

[eager copper]

No u look like ur worth my time of racing

[drowsy fern]

[chrome surge]

Wait, lmao, all this time I thought it was y

[eager copper]

It's just a example

[thorn hollow]

Aris Cheese God Reference

[pure elbow]

Ah I see, I'm grinding car hunt/mp on the other hand right now

[chrome surge]

No point bro, the only worthy opponent for him is this guy @drowsy fern

[jovial path]

omg

cyclops one of the most used mojis

[eager copper]

We're all just simple racers to him

[drowsy fern]

I've fallen off quite a bit

[thorn hollow]

Fallen Off Where?

[jovial path]

a shredder

[drowsy fern]

I'm pretty sure I wouldn't even be top 100 in weekly anymore

[gusty coral]

You wouldnt

[regal plank]

Game

[eager copper]

If he was really here the champ, whom knows, i might have a few words for him

[drowsy fern]

The leaderboard

[jovial path]

@old sedge

wow tahst him

um

oopsies 💅

[chrome surge]

Bro dreaming about top 100 while I'm ok with top 50k , the diffrence is staggering

[eager copper]

Way to go @jovial path

[jovial path]

he has a phd in asphalt physics

[livid condor]

What are the odds we can get this car?

[pure elbow]

The guy who lost against to TMNT

[drowsy fern]

Nah not dreaming, I kinda didn't care about it much

[regal plank]

No

[eager copper]

Drive, drift, boost, simple as that

[drowsy fern]

Top 20s to 30s were my average if I was actually trying to get somewhere on the leaderboard

[low hound]

0

[jovial path]

its concept so maybe

[drowsy fern]

Otherwise I never cared

[thorn hollow]

Me After Already Completing Stage 1 on Aglaia SE
"lemme in LEMME IN"

[livid condor]

Fax.

[regal plank]

@low hound

[eager copper]

U and me both

[jovial path]

@low hound

[thorn hollow]

Yeah Yall finna be Smacked

[jovial path]

hooray

[low hound]

[low hound]

[pure elbow]

🔨

[thorn hollow]

[bleak dove]

he dont upload anymore

[chrome surge]

Speaking of dreams, I actually dreamt about driving the Carrera GT last night and it was as if the real thing, but the weird part was when I suddenly transitioned to AL suddenly and KDed a Vanda, pretty weird dream

[thorn hollow]

Hes Just Busy atm

[jovial path]

:merp:

aw man

[high dock]

hello hammer king

[gaunt peak]

Lamborghini Sesto Elemento

[eager copper]

See even after 5 rupee pinged him he didn't show

[jovial path]

lamborghini sexy elemento

[bleak dove]

bro dont say that word

[drowsy fern]

That's called playing the game too much. Not really a good sign to be dreaming about game sequences

[jovial path]

y not

[thorn hollow]

Ferrari 488 Challenged Evo

[bleak dove]

its bad word

[jovial path]

😱 bad word

i no say

[chrome surge]

It's my 2nd dream in 5 days

[bleak dove]

good

[pure elbow]

Is that the same guy who used Jesko and lost against to I8 in Gauntlet?

[burnt nacelle]

I know it's off topic but..

[jovial path]

dont crash into a tree

[chrome surge]

I ain't Paul Walker🥀

[jovial path]

youre tayef walkar

[pure elbow]

AI being more nasty day by day

[jovial path]

[drowsy fern]

Ye that's not good 💀

[dusky ember]

Hi so I dug around a bit
In the first screenshot I have none of the cars unlocked, and in the second screenshot I have 1 car maxed (600LT)
As you can see once a car is maxed the featured drop rate of that car is split among all the other cars and not just the other featured cars

Is this a visual thing or is that as it is.

Because once we max a car the total featured drop rate of the pack drops down to 10.7%?

[eager copper]

Eewww paul walker, that guy needs to be put in a asylum

[thorn hollow]

Soneybee 😭 😭

[jovial path]

0.3751%

sango

sondiego

[thorn hollow]

WillSON

[chrome surge]

See? That's why I told you to come and rescue me but you're just too darn selfish

[eager copper]

@old sedge

[jovial path]

idea

[chrome surge]

I can't stop KDing

[pure elbow]

🔥

[thorn hollow]

SONton Soup

[eager copper]

Figure i bring em out

[eager copper]

See what kind of deal he brings to the table

[pure elbow]

I hope he comes, let's wish him luck

[drowsy fern]

Close the game, all the help you need

Or play something else

[eager copper]

Imma give it 2 hours

U?

[high dock]

You are my SONshine

[thorn hollow]

im CRINE

[jovial path]

my masterpiece

[chrome surge]

Peak flamebaiting but I don't think that's gonna get you to face him

[pure elbow]

I say three hours

[eager copper]

Ur on >:3

[gaunt peak]

Datson Z

[jovial path]

nisson

[pure elbow]

bro let me know when you chill 🥀

[gaunt peak]

Sonda

[thorn hollow]

"Thank u for SONshine, Thank u for Train" AHH

[queen belfry]

Does anyone here have a large garage? I want some help with a project on a resource with the game

[pure elbow]

[eager copper]

Like i said, if he is worth my time i will face him, if not, to bad

[thorn hollow]

LMAO

[high dock]

Pagani SONda R

[thorn hollow]

[chrome surge]

Bro I only play for 3 hours per day on average, that's not the case, every race I play, I get 2 KDs minimum and I want more💀

[low hound]

one day
if i'll be a mod or smth
i'll ban those "son" stuff

it's cringe af

[eager copper]

I been racing since the N64 era

[gaunt peak]

6767

[drowsy fern]

Play Wreckfest

[thorn hollow]

[pure elbow]

Bros on a mission who can send the silliest one 🥀

[thorn hollow]

DatSON 240Z

[chrome surge]

Ooh...tell me more, is it f2p?

[bleak dove]

[drowsy fern]

Idk, google it

[ebon sigil]

The real question is who's making these?

[drowsy fern]

I hated what I remember of it

[eager copper]

Cya on the track gen ✌

[drowsy fern]

Expect the fact you could drive a portable toilet

[high dock]

Mythic is lava

[pure elbow]

Fr...might be the guy who just got fired from their job

[eager copper]

Don't forget it still on @pure elbow

[chrome surge]

Nah man it's 30$🥀

[thorn hollow]

Off Topic But do u Mean Ts?

[thorn hollow]

Mythical Glory is Earths Core

[pure elbow]

sure

I see it

[vagrant apex]

That's my ex

[digital pelican]

This decal for porsche when

[drowsy fern]

Close

[gaunt peak]

When it is actually usable

[jovial path]

[drowsy fern]

Lovely livery

[digital pelican]

Evo it

[drowsy fern]

Evo won't fix it

[gaunt peak]

Also no sponsorship and absolutely no Tobacco

[slim scaffold]

🚬

[thorn hollow]

Ford GT Evo when

[drowsy fern]

Evo amplifies, not changes

[thorn hollow]

And when Patch notes

[pure elbow]

Removing evo from AL when

[drowsy fern]

Crazy

[thorn hollow]

Nice Bypass

[chrome surge]

No smoking zone buddy🚭

[jovial path]

wow

i didnt realize

[slim scaffold]

🚭

[old sedge]

[eternal wigeon]

good start

[pure elbow]

Yooo

[chrome surge]

LMAO

[pure elbow]

he's here

[old sedge]

[pure elbow]

goat

[digital pelican]

So it doesn't change?

[chrome surge]

@eager copper You finally caught his attention

[jovial path]

faiyar

[low hound]

best korea saar

[old sedge]

[high dock]

gtr50 in GL shop?

[drowsy fern]

No, it would still be terrible

[old sedge]

who ping

[jovial path]

[drowsy fern]

Like the Senna GTR evo

Or whatever it was called

[jovial path]

@chrome surge

[pure elbow]

[jovial path]

[eternal wigeon]

redeem code when its in june?

[chrome surge]

This guy @eager copper

[swift cove]

Yaffyyyyyy

[thorn hollow]

Code?

[queen belfry]

So we have senna gtr evo, but where’s senna evo fr

[jovial path]

150 handling

[old sedge]

[queen belfry]

Yessir

[chrome surge]

Don't push me in front of an alien overlord bruh

[queen belfry]

No speed drops

[eternal wigeon]

Since no redeem code in 1 months 20 day.

[queen belfry]

70 handling on overload

[thorn hollow]

Thats Like Speirling Handling ☠️

[ebon sigil]

i8 roadster evo when?

[queen belfry]

Huracan Evo Evo

[gaunt peak]

Spéirling mid

[pure elbow]

A. Cheese God's worst nightmare

[digital pelican]

And acura nsx?

[high dock]

Make only light archetypes without choices of neutral, heavy and overload builds

[queen belfry]

Aris is my goat and all but how does he fumble that hard

Genuinely

[ebon sigil]

No, it would be amazing

[thorn hollow]

Aris Losing to i8 Incident

[queen belfry]

Wasn’t he using a tuatara

[high dock]

Lancer evo evo
forever king

[thorn hollow]

It was Jesko

[pure elbow]

Cuz he's not alien or pro

[pure elbow]

fr fr

[queen belfry]

He was distracted by his own yapping fr

[eternal wigeon]

yes bro
i need unlock a fast gt3rs, vanda and mustang fd in 1 weeks

[old sedge]

why ping

[jovial path]

jesko on tuscany

[old sedge]

[pure elbow]

he would again prob

[old sedge]

wuzz happenin

[jovial path]

he was literally saying that we were praying for his downfall and then he ded

[thorn hollow]

Next Losing To a Lancer with Devel

[tidal panther]

How many tc do u get for gp key

[high dock]

him?

[queen belfry]

Not accurate enough

[amber harbor]

Thats crazy 💀💀💀

[swift cove]

stream when bro ?

[tidal panther]

Fo this one

[queen belfry]

There needs to be people on the mustang one

[pure elbow]

we need this for a part two

[thorn hollow]

Did U Check the club?

[chrome surge]

It wasn't me bruh but since you asked rate my KDs

[eternal wigeon]

1k 🥱

[drowsy fern]

Dunno, never used nor seen it

[high dock]

no I didn't check anything

[tidal carbon]

Nice and 3/8

[old sedge]

soon , on the 21st, haven't you heard?

[drowsy fern]

But I assume it didn't change

[digital pelican]

True, mustang would hit on light pole or stop plate

[eternal wigeon]

uh that isnt 12? well

[soft surge]

saw the premier thingy

[old sedge]

rate my kds is crazy

[thorn hollow]

U shouldve, that would be valuable info on if hes real

[pure elbow]

I wish you the best Ya 🔥

[floral bronze]

Rare shiny yafire appearance

[high dock]

it's a 5* car

[jovial path]

how get pack

[ebon sigil]

Calm down

[low hound]

when Ya_Water

[queen belfry]

Nah, it would hit a crowd of people, it’s such a crowd magnet that it spawns them in just to hit them

[chrome surge]

Yeah I'm a KD only player

[thorn hollow]

The Decal On Aglaia Reminds me of Mosler Decal

[floral bronze]

When Ma_Water

[old sedge]

you can really tell a guy who likes to kd, especially when he's still got the kd camera on

[high dock]

As I remember it's a real Aris and his clan

[queen belfry]

You’re the worst type of player

[low hound]

Massive™

[pure elbow]

Fire Boy/Water Girl

[jovial path]

ma forg

[digital pelican]

Fr

[old sedge]

Ya_Water is my sister ig

[floral bronze]

The "cinematic violence enjoyer" if you will

[chrome surge]

Yes, I am the worst for playing by game rules, nice logic

[old sedge]

🥀

[thorn hollow]

Bro Spins More times Than a Helicopter Blade 🤣

[old sedge]

peak, bro is certified

[queen belfry]

Yes

[soft surge]

why do we cost money

[old sedge]

[jovial path]

youjen

[rare crypt]

Bros playing In full lobbys of TD clankers kd"ING everyone possible

[soft surge]

rupee

[chrome surge]

I KDed 33 guys today and my record was 43 last month in a day, yes I like the KD adrenaline rush

[floral bronze]

ask your parents, surely they'd give you an answer

[thorn hollow]

M Hybrid V8 vs 007S

[soft surge]

no i mean like

[jovial path]

wher ethe hell arep eople getting these grey packs from

[soft surge]

007s ez clap

[pure elbow]

Tayef: I will become a 🚁

[queen belfry]

Are touch drive players the same vibe as people who use chat gpt to make decisions for them

[old sedge]

dayum, so when move to tilt-to-steer-kds

time to level up

[soft surge]

yesnt

[old sedge]

[jovial path]

where'd you get that

[high dock]

he uses hammer technologies

[floral bronze]

emotional support

[queen belfry]

I’m not proud of you

[thorn hollow]

They Just Ask Chatgpt To Drive their Car

[old sedge]

why u take other peoples messages out of context xd

[chrome surge]

Nah I'm a keyboard player

[old sedge]

[charred crescent]

Cap

[tidal carbon]

GL shop free daily gift

[pure elbow]

but at least he's the best on his job tho

[queen belfry]

Emotional hindrance

[tidal carbon]

8 epics for 5* B class

[old sedge]

ah, when keyboard manual kds then

[soft surge]

i like mommy asmr

its soothing

[old sedge]

become more pro at kds in manual

[chrome surge]

Ah....after I graduate and get some spare time I suppose

[pure elbow]

Prob he meant racing..

[jovial path]

officially interested in 0001's mom

[old sedge]

understandable

[floral bronze]

you have no idea how many times hehe set himself up

[old sedge]

bro has a full book i see

[chrome surge]

That's a really good idea, I have 5 KDs in single race as my personal best, gonna look towards 7

[old sedge]

[trail prism]

Chat is Pink Panther goated or nah ?

[thorn hollow]

The Hehe Files

[soft surge]

yes

[slim pond]

Thats a HIMSELF?!?

[thorn hollow]

[queen belfry]

Ima just oppose hehe’s quotes

[trail prism]

[pure elbow]

:pinkpanther:

[soft surge]

[floral bronze]

oppose that ig

[pure elbow]

I am not that rich to get a nitro

[queen belfry]

Daddy asmr

[trail prism]

I forgive hehe

[old sedge]

[bleak dove]

bro i thought hehe is girl

[soft surge]

eh

[slim pond]

zaddy😔

[soft surge]

femboy asmr better

[queen belfry]

I said the opposite

[pure elbow]

Probably Nig-ht

[chrome surge]

[queen belfry]

True

[regal holly]

Which one better

[trail prism]

I'd rather Tomboy encouragement ASMR

[thorn hollow]

NONE

[old sedge]

bro keeping hehe's messages as pokemon go cards

[trail prism]

None

[thorn hollow]

Now Kiss

[high dock]

Pink Venom is goat

[pure elbow]

Lord..what am I looking at

[soft surge]

then she'll tell you its not like shes supporting you or anything

[pure elbow]

Bald hehe

[bleak dove]

chemotherapy is crazy

[queen belfry]

That’s a tsundere not a tomboy?

[thorn hollow]

Wtf is This Chemotherapy Ahh Pfp

[jovial path]

thanks for giving me the cool stuff in practice round game

[trail prism]

Yes, tomboys being tsunderes

[soft surge]

alot of tomboys are tsunderes

[trail prism]

It is

[old sedge]

zayum

[queen belfry]

Nah she fr just supporting you like one of the homies would, by beating the hell out of you emotionally and physically

[trail prism]

That's one approach

[pure elbow]

[drowsy fern]

This was just real

[trail prism]

She telling me she's gonna break my legs if I don't exercise

[chrome surge]

@old sedge I was MD until GL 12 but curiosity got the better of me and I tried out TD one fateful day and I can't get back🥀 . I do try to MD in some gauntlet races though but not that good

[thorn hollow]

Ashton Hall Ahh Quote

[soft surge]

downright threats

[trail prism]

[queen belfry]

Just like the homies

[arctic olive]

Chat why I got j50

[floral bronze]

me omw to see who asked

[thorn hollow]

These Phonks Literally Have some of the most Unhinged Names

[regal holly]

Wut is this

[trail prism]

Bad parenting phonk

[thorn hollow]

Like Wtf is Montagem and Favhella 💀

[floral bronze]

mcsmol

[soft surge]

you hit the jackpot

[pure elbow]

Mercedes Spierling

[queen belfry]

Dammit no gifs

[soft surge]

sadly

[regal holly]

What is this

[drowsy fern]

Usually it's the other way round

[trail prism]

No gif links*

[low hound]

car

[jovial path]

trash run bvut whatever

[floral bronze]

nintendo moment

[pure elbow]

your game is so glitchy

[floral bronze]

mustve been the wind

[trail prism]

Man, after like 6 or 7 years, the chat is finally being funny

[thorn hollow]

💔

[jovial path]

only took 6 years

[chrome surge]

I still don't get how I even got to GL 12 with MD and cannot go back, it's like when smokers can't get back to normal life

[jovial path]

maybe 7

[trail prism]

Yeah maybe 6 or 7

[thorn hollow]

Pull Up on ts and u will have all the Girls in ur Campus

[jovial path]

skrmklipp

[pure elbow]

BlueKat mentioned

[old sedge]

taym to get the golden days back, its your time to shine

[soft surge]

mewkat

[trail prism]

Rip the blue cat 🙏

[thorn hollow]

AHH

[pure elbow]

[trail prism]

Mewing cat

[queen belfry]

Here’s a picture of a random majestic dude

[soft surge]

agartha head ahh

[silk basin]

xro put on his mask, he's ready for hantavirus outbreak 🥀

[queen belfry]

I remember someone said Jesus premium

[drowsy fern]

Not really, this implies that TD is better which it simply isn't

[thorn hollow]

Who TF Fused Rihanna and Jake From Mrbeast ☠️

[chrome surge]

@drowsy fern Wow! You look stunning, damn I never knew you were this cool

[soft surge]

td is restricting

[jovial path]

could've gone worse

[pure elbow]

Pspspsps

[jovial path]

poteto

[chrome surge]

But fun though🥹

[trail prism]

Bye bye 🗣️

[soft surge]

im not grinding ranked cuz im broke

[old sedge]

hentaivirus

[silk basin]

real

[soft surge]

i only got 10m creds

[trail prism]

TD and white discord 🥀

[hollow grove]

When Will the Patch Notes Be Released?

[soft surge]

[queen belfry]

Depression in an image

[pure elbow]

almost ten years joke but gud one

[chrome surge]

Yeah I break all laws of physics😎

[low hound]

when it's released

[thorn hollow]

"Just Gonna Stand There and watch me Burn, Well thats All right because I Like the way it hurts"

[queen belfry]

Patch notes release in 4 minutes

[soft surge]

[old sedge]

that's right, i aint gettin that hentaivirus from you weebs

[jovial path]

my kb's d key died mid race

die

[thorn hollow]

[drowsy fern]

I ain't white

[soft surge]

but i love my anime girls

[pure elbow]

Bro tries to avoid from toxic players in AL

[soft surge]

but i love my anime girls

[thorn hollow]

YAS

[floral bronze]

hmmge i should call quan

[soft surge]

what the

[jovial path]

hamer

[thorn hollow]

Quantum

[jovial path]

opan quangam style

[chrome surge]

True, you're whiter

[pure elbow]

gangham*

[drowsy fern]

[soft surge]

ham gang

[silk basin]

bro's other personality got shocked

[thorn hollow]

Then Ascorpio Will break down the Patch Notes

[pure elbow]

ham ham

[soft surge]

i have a clone

[unborn zenith]

5 dong when

[queen belfry]

Not Walmart selling ai slop books

[thorn hollow]

Burn It

[soft surge]

thats not ai

[thorn hollow]

Buy it First Obv

[pure elbow]

kids are creating their book

[queen belfry]

PLEASE, just let me live in ignorant bliss

I don’t want to believe a person wrote this

[soft surge]

too bad it isnt ai

as much as i hate it

[silk basin]

Execute order farenheit 451

[tidal carbon]

New UI bug?

[queen belfry]

And why is it in the manga section

[thorn hollow]

Where will the Patch Notes be Revealed?

[eager copper]

Finally got your attention, champ

[thorn hollow]

Fandom?

[jovial path]

wtf am i doing

why am i floatying with the xjr on greenland

[soft surge]

u trippin

[jovial path]

no im vijay

[chrome surge]

Quick, ask him for a 1v1

[thorn hollow]

VeeJ

Vjay

[jovial path]

vijae

[unborn zenith]

oh that's really vijay

[eager copper]

Oh i plan on it

[unborn zenith]

bro got unbanned

[thorn hollow]

VJ

[eager copper]

@old sedge you and me 1 on 1

[pure elbow]

and this is a REV player did 🥀

[unborn zenith]

ready to go for another?

🗣️

[soft surge]

zea talmbout sum "hi daddy"

[thorn hollow]

VJe

[jade raven]

[jovial path]

yes daddy

[unborn zenith]

good

[thorn hollow]

Wtf

[eager copper]

Unless the champ doesn't feel like it

[chrome surge]

[pure elbow]

Yes son

[soft surge]

call him the young lion

[queen belfry]

Wait it’s by the same author as the later fnaf novels? 😭

[jovial path]

die

[pure elbow]

[jovial path]

xjr fuel out

[soft surge]

use c1

[thorn hollow]

"Just Gonna Stand there and watch me burn, well thats all right because I Like the way it hurts"

[jovial path]

ok

[soft surge]

[jovial path]

:midlefinger:

fireboy and watergirl

[queen belfry]

Atleast the worker took a stand and covered the slop with peak

[eager copper]

Ig the young lion doesn't want to

[thorn hollow]

Kiss

[eager copper]

What a pity...

[pure elbow]

when the mods are sleeping

[soft surge]

[eager copper]

Ig he ain't worth my time

[jovial path]

tian wont harm me

[old sedge]

come out on the asphalt, 21st at 5pm, see you at Asphalt 9-AM street

[jovial path]

or will he

[old sedge]

[thorn hollow]

[eager copper]

YOU'RE ON CHAMP, ME AND YOU 1 ON 1

[pure elbow]

you better beg him

[eager copper]

Deal?

[soft surge]

skibidi toilet

[formal pivot]

[queen belfry]

I might be cooked out of my mind rn but weren’t you a different color just now

[tidal carbon]

Same guy?

[soft surge]

who are you talking to

[pure elbow]

yes

[jovial path]

since when was this car like the chiron

[old sedge]

bet

[dense dune]

[chrome surge]

[jovial path]

WAIT

look at the speed

[dense dune]

get-

[pure elbow]

Bro..you don't have to do this

[eager copper]

It's on fire, see u on thr track

[queen belfry]

The dude I just replied to?

[chrome surge]

So you challenging him now?

[eager copper]

21st

Gives me time to practice

[burnt vessel]

this is still funny

[chrome surge]

LMAO, then what was all that hype about

[balmy mason]

@jovial path

[formal pivot]

It’s a part of the promotion campaign

[eager copper]

Being hyped for an event is to get one pysched up

[jovial path]

[eager copper]

Training begins today

[balmy mason]

I saw u for a split second before leaving the race

[pure elbow]

Ya 🔥 disconnected 🥀

[old sedge]

[chrome surge]

Asphalt Legends UFC and WWE edition

[eager copper]

Later gen

[jovial path]

wow

[eager copper]

And later, champ

[balmy mason]

that barrel roll be rlly bad with cent

[silk basin]

D class bentley gt3's suspension:

[formal pivot]

Mid times , you could have won if you were good enough

[old sedge]

oh that guy

bro busted the dam

[jovial path]

JABHA

[old sedge]

proffesional dam bustah

[chrome surge]

@digital pelican

[silk basin]

hmm u forgot to turn td off

[pure elbow]

Whenever I go....I see him(Dasil as a Hypersport)

[gaunt peak]

Bro forgot to start playing the game

[burnt vessel]

it was at no takedowns and apparently didn't balance it properly

[chrome surge]

Gee you think so? Looks ok to me

[formal pivot]

If you stayed silent you would have more aura , you’re not fony bra

[chrome surge]

What?

[pure elbow]

fun fact that he always plays w td 🥀

[chrome surge]

[pure elbow]

No way

[chrome surge]

TD stunts are fun

[old sedge]

it wasnt meant to be funny, i just spoke facts

[vagrant apex]

Where is the credit rework that they wrote 5 novels about?

[gaunt peak]

TD and fun don't belong to the same sentence

[silk basin]

no

[jovial path]

was actually about to say the n word

these damn vandas

[silk basin]

that text won more aura

[chrome surge]

There there buddy, I know being just a potato can be stressful, don't worry, we're all here for you

[jovial path]

bra

[gaunt peak]

nice

[balmy mason]

Second time in a row i mess up that barrel

[pure elbow]

he's right tho

[silk basin]

not at all

[pure elbow]

I said for Ya Fire

[silk basin]

ah

then u right

[pure elbow]

Yup

[formal pivot]

5 frivking rupees talking back to me

[jovial path]

klol

get rekt nobo

[formal pivot]

Wait aren’t you the guy who got banned recently

[jovial path]

no

[pure elbow]

[drowsy fern]

Tbh being a Potato is actually easier than most plants

[modern parcel]

I see a MIATA

[pure elbow]

[drowsy fern]

They can grow literally anywhere

[jovial path]

poteto

[modern parcel]

With its eyes out

[pure elbow]

where 👮‍♂️

[modern parcel]

[pure elbow]

MIATA

[chrome surge]

Time start potato farming then, wait I did try that out but got only 20g of yield

[gaunt peak]

About to change my name into Just an Orchid

[silk basin]

They’re also cuter than most plants

[formal pivot]

Welcome back , so what was 177 - 110 ?

[silk basin]

5 rupees

[gaunt peak]

[jovial path]

six seven

[chrome surge]

And much more delicious than other plants although too much is unhealthy

[jovial path]

fatty

[pure elbow]

Plant vs Zombies: new plant is unlocked ✅

[chrome surge]

GET OU-

[silk basin]

real

[drowsy fern]

[drowsy fern]

Tuff

Happens

[formal pivot]

More delicious too 😋

[chrome surge]

That's when I realized I wasn't cut out to be a farmer and started studying hard

[jovial path]

💔

[chrome surge]

@modern parcel

[thorn hollow]

Where Da Patch Notes At?

[pure elbow]

Squeeze those lemons rn!

[drowsy fern]

Eat the bare ahh lemon I dare you

Skin too

ALL of it

[thorn hollow]

Ts Feels Kinda Wrong

[chrome surge]

Why? I eat a whole lemon with skin in lunch

[thorn hollow]

Wtf

[charred osprey]

How did a Vanda get 3rd and beat 2 chiron and aeon

[low hound]

forg legs

[drowsy fern]

Cuz it hurts

[low hound]

[chrome surge]

The skin has anti oxidants

[formal pivot]

Vitamin C

[thorn hollow]

Are the Patch Notes Out?

[pure elbow]

When the life gives you a lemon, iykyk

[jovial path]

i wouldve gotten 2nd

[charred osprey]

No

[jovial path]

but moron vanda kd'd me

[silk basin]

wha no way the skin of lemon is eatable

[drowsy fern]

Technically it is

If I remember correctly

[silk basin]

[low hound]

when the life gives you a lemon
put it up to your vanda

[silk basin]

so we can theoretically eat it like an apple

[queen belfry]

Damn that looks good, dammit man now I’m hungry 💀

[thorn hollow]

Are U Gonna Eat the Middle?

[chrome surge]

Nope, never hurt me, I eat everything edible and Halal .....wait a minute is my eating habit and hunger a mirror to my KD fetish in game

[gleaming wigeon]

i have summoned.

vanda

[silk basin]

apple middle is eatable ...

whole apple is, even seeds (in moderation)

[low hound]

damn
hungary

[pure elbow]

Fun fact I don't use Vanda

[drowsy fern]

Nah you might just be cooked

[gleaming wigeon]

[pure elbow]

[chrome surge]

Nah I do the cooking

[uncut gull]

ew what a disgusting lobby, glad not to be one of them

[silk basin]

new tayefvirus discovered

[jovial path]

i wish all vanda 360ers will be eradicated from this planet

[pure elbow]

Sorry, I use it when it needed though

like in stages etc.

[chrome surge]

Your wish is my command🫡

[charred osprey]

Vanda spam has been outrageous

Istg

[uncut gull]

with td?

[uncut gull]

and the whale porsche..

[drowsy fern]

So you wish for the safety of all Vanda?

[pure elbow]

Only Porsches are safe w your car

[drowsy fern]

But you don't yet make the recipe

That's when true gaming happens

[jovial path]

no

[drowsy fern]

When you have a driving style unique to yourself

[jovial path]

kill the vanda

[cerulean cave]

Even in Legend League

[jovial path]

make it go 200 kmh

accel 30

handlin g-2

[drowsy fern]

Well what you said pleades for Vanda safety

[jovial path]

no i didnt

[chrome surge]

I do have a style, it's called free flow not a care in the world style

[gleaming wigeon]

ok :(

[pure elbow]

accel 30..?

[charred osprey]

Nothing safe from this car

[jovial path]

i wish the gl employee that decided on classic will be fired

[pure elbow]

I give you a :dendrobium:

[chrome surge]

GET Ou-

[gleaming wigeon]

e

[dense dune]

[gleaming wigeon]

YAYAYY

[jovial path]

im getting way too mad

[gleaming wigeon]

[pure elbow]

[cerulean cave]

Game will be boring without classic once in a while

[gleaming wigeon]

[jovial path]

i never said eradicate classic completely

but just give me ghost slipstream

god damn

[chrome surge]

MP2

[jovial path]

if only the devs played their own game but no

[chrome surge]

Bruh

[jovial path]

tf is the point of mp2

i want gss in mp1

[chrome surge]

It's literally GSS now

[pure elbow]

1v1 mp mode was goated 🥀

[tacit mural]

But it is Team mode

[chrome surge]

Well then I want Classic SS in MP1

[pure elbow]

classic scks

[tacit mural]

And everyone and their pets hate Team MP

Except Escopeta

[jovial path]

nobody cares about mp2

[tacit mural]

Just the guy who is in charge of Asphalt

Tayef just wants to KD the whole world

[jovial path]

screw him

[chrome surge]

Yeah it defeats the whole purpose, team MP is nothing but a scam, I don't get what team purpose it fulfills, everyone just SWs to get 1st place

[cerulean cave]

Trion will dominate

[jovial path]

good

thats good

[slim scaffold]

i care vro

[pure elbow]

Fair to hate if there are bunch of noob/bot/toxic players on your team

[tacit mural]

How about a mode where everyone is ghost and unbreakable
Except Tayef who will be breakable

[charred osprey]

Allat for +14

[chrome surge]

If only dude, if only that were possible

[charred osprey]

If faster why kd

[chrome surge]

NO!!!!

[tacit mural]

YES

[slim scaffold]

muehehhe

[chrome surge]

[uncut gull]

Also plays td

and with gs

[chrome surge]

Ok then rest of the world breakable and me unbreakable

[cerulean cave]

Tributo is so underrated

[tacit mural]

Everyone gets +20 rating each time Tayef gets knocked down

[jovial path]

how abut a guilty system

[oblique minnow]

eiicjhjceknwidc

[drowsy fern]

That's not a style, that's called laziness or being unfocused

[pure elbow]

better than mp1(except stock mistral and Lykan NE spammers) even vanda/venom easily to deal with

[digital pelican]

Nicee

[tacit mural]

And Tayef gets +20 if he manages to survive without KD

[jovial path]

the more you 360 kd others you get put into lobbies with equally toxic players

[tacit mural]

Peak mode

🛡️

[chrome surge]

Hmm.....that doesn't sound bad

[uncut gull]

Hii! :3

[chrome surge]

I can defend

[pure elbow]

lol

[drowsy fern]

You said "I wish all Vanda 360ers" which implies that you're refering to people who 360 the vanda, not the vanda players themselves...

[pure elbow]

fair

[tacit mural]

Read my posts before
Everyone will be ghost
But you will be breakable

🛡️

[pure elbow]

💣

hold it

[chrome surge]

Yes, I find laziness in games from my day to day active stressful life

[slim scaffold]

Hallo!
DrastyK

[uncut gull]

Drastyk?

[slim scaffold]

heheha

[chrome surge]

NO, that doesn't work either make it all UB or or KDable

[pure elbow]

AL Crack Edition

[opal pilot]

racist aglasia se

[jovial path]

bruh

[jovial path]

traz

[slim scaffold]

aglalalglal

[tacit mural]

No
A game mode just for you 🛡️

[pure elbow]

💣

[gusty glen]

@chrome surge lmao look what its recommending me

[jovial path]

i might actually punch a hole in something

[dense dune]

[tacit mural]

Hammer and bomb cannot destroy shyclops shield

[chrome surge]

Why are you getting AMD bruh

[slim scaffold]

do it on a cake then you have a giant donut

[jovial path]

whats with amd

[slim scaffold]

[dense dune]

traz

[chrome surge]

Again, you're delusional

[jovial path]

thanks

[tacit mural]

cirdec

[gusty glen]

they recommended me that, i aint getting that

[slim scaffold]

Dric

[jovial path]

i want 9070 xt

[dense dune]

sup xyz

[chrome surge]

You forgot to add alien

[dense dune]

[dense dune]

hru sir

[low hound]

9060 counts?

[jovial path]

real aliens know they're an alien and they dont need others approval

[gusty glen]

i have 6070

[jovial path]

whale

[pure elbow]

3000 GT in AL when

[slim scaffold]

me good 😎 and you

[tacit mural]

Oh wait

[slim scaffold]

Erming

[tacit mural]

Das vijay

[slim scaffold]

Erwing

Erving

[dense dune]

enjoying fh6

[drowsy fern]

While this is true, usually when you're good at a game, you only aim higher

[tacit mural]

Coming out of nowhere

[slim scaffold]

Pro 😎

[gusty glen]

wild

[jovial path]

35 degree idle

[drowsy fern]

So there's never really a state of being "Too good", it's always a "Where can I improve" or something along the lines

[jovial path]

coolest my gpu has been was 38

not evn idle

20% usage

[chrome surge]

🫵 👽

[uncut gull]

are you xcxing maxxing

[low hound]

after a long asphalt session

[gusty glen]

it actually got to 25c back when it was brand new

[jovial path]

iceman

[gusty glen]

my cpu was 23c too

[tacit mural]

kimi

[jovial path]

i are not have game open

wat is dis

[low hound]

komi san

[jovial path]

rarline

winrarline

[drowsy fern]

Slop

[slim scaffold]

finnish

[tacit mural]

You can cook an egg with it

[slim scaffold]

nope, just trazing

[tacit mural]

Enjoy

[gusty glen]

enjoying fh6 at 4k

[jovial path]

my cooler is so buns

[drowsy fern]

Then improve it

[swift merlin]

donar $1.2k for 4k gaming

[jovial path]

if only it was that easy

[drowsy fern]

It is

[jovial path]

carb

[uncut gull]

whaoah

[jovial path]

money where

mom wont let me buy

[drowsy fern]

Learn how to or buy better coolers

[chrome surge]

Correction: You're ghosting

[drowsy fern]

Work and buy it yourself

[jovial path]

bruh

my mom wont let me spend money

[slim scaffold]

why spend

[drowsy fern]

It's your money dawg

[slim scaffold]

ice is free

[jovial path]

mom wont let me spend

[chrome surge]

Shredder knows elite PC knowledge 👀

[jovial path]

isnt that like super common

[drowsy fern]

If you've earned it, it's yours

[slim scaffold]

that also works

[dense dune]

im cloud streaming it

[drowsy fern]

Idk cuz I'm british

[jovial path]

relative gave me

[drowsy fern]

It's not common here

[gusty glen]

for which component

gpu or cpu

[drowsy fern]

I don't

[jovial path]

the cee that pees u

[drowsy fern]

I know very little about PC's

[low hound]

what the actual
why is there 540gb file in my pc

[jovial path]

that one game workstation thing

[modern parcel]

What

[jovial path]

skytiic

[slim scaffold]

is it the capabilty access management file

[drowsy fern]

Fair enough

[chrome surge]

All you need to know about PCs is that Windows rules, Mac drools

[modern parcel]

[jovial path]

macos is trash

[chrome surge]

Well you know what

[jovial path]

only looks good

[jovial path]

[gaunt peak]

word.exe

[drowsy fern]

Windows is trash too lol

[modern parcel]

Please no

NO

[chrome surge]

[drowsy fern]

Just MAC is worse

[jovial path]

the latest ones are trash

w11 23h2 and before is kinda alright

no ai

thats about it

[drowsy fern]

Microsoft quickly became microslop

[chrome surge]

You lost all respect from me Shredder, you're now dead to me, begone

[pure elbow]

Microflop

[jovial path]

technically what i can do to avoid kd from tayef is not go onto td line

loser

[drowsy fern]

Defending Microsoft in 2026 nonetheless is crazy

[chrome surge]

Ha ha bro didn't account for when I turn on split second MD just to get close and boom