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Why my friend
But still meh as always ig
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PLAY2026MAYHEM
Some personal stuff I can't say really
Me too , show tle pos , then we talking, you can’t just claim to be alien and be so mid 
Why did it not work
Ok 🫂


Fem? Boy?
Play this 10 times a day
Progress
pathway to frying your brain
Wow , what surprise , who would have thought , those creatures are rare 
sedar
seed

Meh is a meh bro
About to ask to my club for wild cards
No
meh is meh cro
No
No point

Gift pls
I was in the same spot as U lol after the venom spotlight my clubmates gave me like 30 wildcards absolute W's
can the mods pull the 🔨 rq
My token management is fire
Send me your clubmate
hantavirus
Did ur clubmates shared wild cards in a big amount daily back then and after some time they stopped doing so?
Hopefully no school May there be all the viruses possible
Antarctic-virus
Kinda
Oh you want the light drift to fill nitro ?
yh
@formal pivot the air pack
I need someone to buy this for me (im homeless)
In FH we do
It’s low key useless
"Pls speed I need this"
Imma buy a home for you first 
Ye back then there was something which allowed high flow of wc which doesn't work anymore so no point trying to get in the club for wc @fair token

whar
Why u called meh
why did you do mitosis with the other meh
meh
@formal pivot but I want the lightest evo chiron
Fake meh
I already got it

I know it's like the only good deal in asphalt
Aline doesn't need
whar

I mean yeah
i hate this game man


what do you have
I don't know why some people think that tap to steer is trash
⚒️ 🔨 🛠️
devel:
get 9x8
Same amout I have

Alr bet
Also is the carerra 3.8 a sunk cost bc I dumped 1k gauntlet tokens on it once;-;
Panamera?
bro..
The 911
the d class
D class
Yeah uhh not my smartest move but I mean I did spend it when I just came back from a 2 year hiatus
So I didn’t know much about anything
my head hurts man
Eh time to dump a truckload of tokens on the 9x8
aaand shyge passed trolley
Change it
NOO
my head isn't a replaceable battery
Exchange it
tolly

is love,
is life
:manly: better
Aspark to 3*
@olive mirage It's not a cyclops
Doing Infiniti project black s showroom right now
DaVinci wipes the floor
however it’s an easy showroom
I’m doing it for garage points so yeah
Bc I’m only 50k shy of 14
Thought that would help
someone reacted with cyclops
Boat
I’m doing the sterrato event rn and uhh how tf am I wiping the competition on the floor rn
Like my setup isn’t even that good how am I smoking people
(There is one dude with like a nearly maxed out in my rank)
dezir is also quite good for its rank
then there’s i8 at 2247 but should’ve been 2647
Or 2547
Or 2447
vsauce reference
i don't know
you tell me🔨
What do you think of asphalt legends on windows 10
It was good until i connected to a phone
How steam advantages are gone
Free refills etc
So why asphalt 8 would be on Microsoft store not steam?
But i stared up vulcano and centenario to the max
No idea man,but personally i loved 8 more
Maybe 8 wasn't cross platform
who loves vanda
Me 
i like pandas 🐼
I never tasted one before 
i hope you wake up in the jungle
Capri-son
I love 918 spyder (original)
Goated spotlight
Congrats
Damnn
Today i got 4 aspark bps in one pull
Yet ppl hates it for some stupid reason
I haven’t focused on the Mustang at all this spotlight, got it to 3* for free through my previous progress on the cars
I’ve gotten 4’s for the mustang, haven’t brought any
2nd best spotlight after1st extravaganza in terms of rewards
f5 spotlight
Old extravaganza
They took the new one and shot it out back so
that is in 3rd
grind was hell
that is why
not to mention ppl ditched their everything for refreshes for this like 7-10 day long spotlight
Hello
which was worth it
Which one ? Does it have ready to eat pandas ?
yes , that is why it is in 3rd , if the duration of the spotlight was a little more long than I would put it in 2nd
5* stars GT3 RS
5* stars Vanda (6* come )
4* stars Gtr Itadelsign
2* stars Owl
Thx Hololive Spotlight

still got a week more
Basically my gauntlet set up rn minus the 5* vanda. It's just 4 stars
But easter eggstravaganza got nerfed hard on its 2nd run so hololive is now the #1 best spotlight for me
Is 2 star owl good for gauntlet?
triple t
Amazing staring up 3 cars in one race
6* Gt3 rs
5* gtr 50
6* noble
Aspark unlocked
And soon 6* vanda
Gold gt3rs
Gold vanda
Half gold nissan
6* noble 4/16
2* aspark
Half gold 003s

I forgot my noble too
6*
The gt3 rs and vanda will gold them from ls
I don't have enough hololive tokens for the epics and i want them for the aspark
To star it up
Big mistake
Ls is gonna take you months
Or even longer than a year
I'm gonna wait
True
I had to max star all the cars
So i don't have to spend anything on them again
No credits,tokens or nothing
Dawg i maxed stared and golded the gt3rs and half golded the nissan
scam ads
Well in the first hololive i had the gt3 rs and nissan to 3*
This credit crisis is the worst thing Gameloft could have done to AL
And vanda to 2*
I had both to 4* and maxed vanda and 5* the noble
@olive mirage Just say something already
The hololive stage 1 is helping me with credits so far after the sh
Gold gt3 RS
Gold Honda
Gold vanda
Gold nissan
Gold 003s
5* owl
5* mustang
Is it just me, or does wall riding no longer work?
What car were u using
Well i maxed the 9x8 (not gold yet)
Gt3 rs and vanda (5*)
Gtr 50 using this method
Will max the egoista,huayra bc and vanda when it's 6*
And then make more credits for the next sh
I maxed gtr 50 during it se
@solid grail
Sadly, I'm not on that phone rn, so I can't remember. But it feels like wall riding doesn't work anymore. I sometimes just go full nsw on a wall to get to full speed, but could be me.
Me with my 9x8 at 1*
I'ts work bro
?
I am not 
help me in codes
Ok
Code ?
yes
Oh.
How did humans measure speed of light
with a ruler or something idk
Why?
90 accel
90+ handling
Pretty good accel and good handling
A better version of the lambo invincible
Yes
I don't like the drift of the Lambo invincible
Wide
I'm just a bit lucky 
Your actions have consequences
Big larp
Yes
How do u get pieces
Good thing I didn't try to max it
I was gonna get it to 3* so i can get all the epics but i think I'm gonna pass on that since I use the 9x8 now
Trash
Car is so ahh that I couldn't even get all the bps to unlock it
i had epics form the se before a9l became alu
I had 20 bps before
So it was an easy unlock for me
alguém me ajuda a melhorar??
eating good today
I a few but I had none a different one and I was still able to get it
I'm at 38
Stradale!!!!
One day I will have you in my hands
como consigo carros??
And only have 4 more packs
and chiron evo tle too and some se milestone
Meaning?
How can I get cars more easily?
By playing the game
But I play and I can't get good cars.
Does playing online unlock more games?
From mostly special events
ok
No
😂😂
Bro you think get car in this game is easy
Getting brick cars are easy
Also other cars
Play carreer
You can get decent car
True
ahowroom
Yes
That's what I used before
i s my math right?
No
i did some math sk basically rn i dumb ah spend 500 a toke. In refreshing rn sk rn j have 9 day to get 26 bp so basically i will have to use the math of 9 days mean 2 bo for free which is 18 and if j di 4 bp for 9 days i will get 36 bp which means i need 2200 a tokens but j have 1057 skbi divided it by 250 which j get 4 days of 4 bp and mean j get 16 bo and with being said j will be force ti free 2 bp which 4 - 9 is 5 days and each day is 2 bp free and i will get 10 which 10 + 16 = 26 but i need 3 more bo which i already have meaning i need to refresh 1 time for 4 days and the rest is free 2 bp which j will get the owl to 3 * bg theend of the event
Fine
Fluent in yappanese

yah
Final pack
Was triple once
I'm gonna skip the epic hunt this time
i had 11 hrs in asphalt
W ig
Vro use too much discord
Yeah imagine using google photos
This is more troubling for me
How can I reduce some of this data?
My phone is 64 gb storage and i don't wanna run out of storage
bro might have 300 cars at this point
Delete some
No
Not even 150 yet

what did i do worng on my math
Shhhh
U be yapin

bro i just want to 3 star mg owl

Then do that broski
How?
Bro plays he shin more than asphalt
Seek professional help
Got to settings and delete what you don't use
How do u spend over 2 hours in genshin new player in that game?
Also 3 hours in photos is
Questionable
nah, event was about to end and i almost forgot
7 hrs in what
That's my question
z
And I asked to ask a question
S

59
How
So started over an year ago
Upgrade
Ever
started during sumeru
Horror

Ohh

Ye imagine the horror u will go through if she finds out u are still awake
does be on and off alot

jimmy wants to be homeless
sleepy
yday u wanted something large
very large
it was too large
so it wasn't the pizza
What pizza


Zy 

aline
Slime
Maaan why are ccgs players so toxic😭🙏
Cus
I hate grinding this current mp1 since wrecking is allowed and the wreck system is so wonky
Well yeah everyone playing that is td
me too bro me too
i play manual sonny
They drink acid before they play
I can be flat spinning in shockwave and some random uses orange nitro on me and I die
it’s just 1 person on the syndicate team though
Always happens at 91% on paris
🥀
😭
wait till u meet vanda and sf90 players

Just upgrade
Ive met vanda players
Ive met all of them
But ccgs are so irritating
I have a mass spending addiction
Not real money
Unfortunately
How much
I've never had more than 7 million coins
"unfortunately"
That's too low
If I was rich enough to have a real dollar spending addiction
That wouldn't be an unfortunate event
Ye it is
But most of the useful cars I have are fully upgraded to the max they can currently be
Get a new one
Would like to max out my aperta and m600 once I manage to enter champion
aren't we all addicted to gambling with car packs
How
Exactly
Gambled on the starway packs even though there was no starway
Im insane
me during mc20 starway 
I can't even progress in ares panther
Just do a prank
Cuz I need to get 600lt zonda cinque and zagato to 4 star somehow
Start with burning the house down
Hi Yuuzen 
Not your house tho
Not enough gasoline
greetings
Hru?
im good wbu
918 spider is hogging all my fuel
Doin ok
Get more
Tbh gonna go ride my bike
been on Elden ring all day.
With what....
Money
Hop on ultrakill
?
if not for the fact BoS is just around the corner i would be wasting my tokens on just about everything
Tf is ultra kill?
Machine
I will cut you down
Break you apart
Splay the gore of your profane form across the stars
I will grind you down till the very sparks cry for mercy
What prank should I do on my teacher
I shall relish. Ending you here and now
why is Gabriel here bro
Make her think she's against an sf90
Go do some hell stuff
Like what
Genshi
NO EXE frangiveto hater
I will NOT be bossed around by a mere mortal
Guys are budget controllers same as ps5 or xbox controllers? Do they both feel the same or are they different?
so like you play Asphalt
They 100% feel different
Unfortunately
I would say their quality and durability do feel different
Varies on the controller though
I merely lost interest in that battle
Are goth baddies mortal ?
No
are goth baddies mortal
Where did you see goth baddies
In my nation
[Bad word] discord moderation
I'm only taking abt gameplay wise not other stuff. Like do they control the cars same way or does handling or something feel different
What is this #🪄・off-topic convo?
Oh
So evophobia is a thing now
😭😭
In that case the game will register it as “generic game pad”
I just did a cannon ball to the foot on my teacher
It’s been a thing you boat
when huracaphobia
Your dead zone would also be different
Not sure what it would be because it’s different for each controller
The junk? Hurrican is so bad
Car control is pretty much the same tho
nah
should do sf90phobia
✅✅
Look , I found a lost kid , someone call their parents 
Evophobia
My cheapo ahh flydigi registers as an xbox series s, switch pro or xbox one controller depending on the mode lmao
peak chinese
Don't need them vro

U mean this?
No
🤔

💀💀
We chillin up here in Alaska dude
cant have half a decade without some outbreaks huh
Covid 19 couldn’t even mess with us
You guys got natural prevention
Cant say the same elsewhere
that kid has been asking for something large last night
Plus, I’m A-symptomatic
how about the new virus (I forgor its name)
No one cares about nothing
oh alright
Was it ur mom
welp thats a ragebait account alright
Not right
Cold+everyone lives a pretty distant life here+ beautiful mountains+ long drives= no one cares about outbreaks
@potent nacelle can confirm
no one cares about anything until it starts to affect them
Never got it so…
the main point is that you guys got ice year round, literally
pretty much explains why north korea got the plague as well
literally what happened to everyone in 2020
There is no ice rn
Summer
still cold asf
The only place that has ice year round is Denali
What if we did Plague Inc, and mutate Covid for Cold Resistance
Really
💀
Does not work like that
Still wouldn’t care much.. most people in AK hardly interact with each other unless in emergencies
We tend to accidentally stay 6ft or more away low key
who told u covid aint cold resistant
Just cause we like peace and quiet
Toyota corolla week
It is
It is
Fair point lol
Makes it more resistant
Nope
Little Timmy’s younger brother
what do i doing?

Big jimmy
Pretty cool ngl
no like my teammate reps isnt showing
This reminded me
Back in 2018, when Trump was kinda still newly in charge, I looked at the international news and thought: ok he did some fumbles here and there but seems like everything was fairly smooth, he look like he knows how to do things
FF to 2021 when everything in US goes to absolute crap, I thought: what the actual [redacted] is this man doing.
And now here I stand thinking this has to be an epilogue to Home Alone cuz NO WAY is Trump staying like this
help
Are you okay… I said YOUNGER
A
You three apples tall
lol
autoplay is good
true
where can i share my first montage on ehre
2016 and before was peak
Not
alr
Get me out
Blocked Jimmy too @loud flint
Everything before ebola is all good and things
El Nino and La Nina were there since '16 but like its not seriously drowning us in water and heat like nowadays
After that is just no
Why
knew that was gonna happen
Because of my name
does anyone know where yt links would work
istg these vandas man
cuz they keep disappearing
they don't work here?
idk i post yt links from time to time
Maybe not shorts then?
need to send video without a link attached to it
it keeps getting deleted
bad apple bruh
bad apple is old in general

U can post links but there's a cooldown between them
No
porkchop
I wonder if
Ok i cant
not for me, its literally straight up deleting them
kekw worth trying
You eat hamburgers
no warning?
@waxen zinc i need some mod assistance
U just posted one like 5 minutes ago
usually not
what lvl
no, that one got deleted too
You eat hamburgers
yuuzen istg stop changing names
isn't tian asleep
what lvl u at
sixty sayven
im a man of many names
uh lemme check
Get out
such as yuuzen, yuuzen and yuuzen

wow such names
im level 30
Should I change my name again 
not even t10
What comes after 6

9
no wonder
change it to bluekat
your mom
Nah.

ok what about bluekat
ball
Yousef
yuno ball
Ok imma back to eep
Yus Gz

Tummy ache broke my eep

Said Yousef not yuuzen
yus gz
anyone hammer today
Guys
Patch notes when ???
next year
What prank should I do on my mom
never
guys how do i make my controller wake up
charge it
this dude wont charge
Charge
blow up the house or
cannon ball to the foot

it charges for like 8 seconds
Already did that
make it faster
Cyclops
kick her out


That's not a prank
Nah
how about running away
Why
That's not a prank
you'll come back eventually
Vro too funni
never posted a single yt video in this chat specifically
What if I go to your house
Whats 1% time bruh
Not your house
the one:1 is painful to use
i once finished top 20% in an event for the zenvo trs just because i watched a yt video and replicated how the guy made the run
you need 1:20 to be safe for 1%

Yes
Goofy ahh
So
yuno miles collab when?
Mods, ban this man
Ban jimmy
What have you done
Miku collab first
yuno miles x mike hatsune collab 
wow
nice discovery Christopher Columbus
yuno miles so old now
J
how yall got your ranked roles
be in this server and talk
By yapin
Status in this server
Some of us are Legends, other are Bronze 
Not
i aint even got bronze
Get OU-
ok hatsune miku
💔
class discrimination
Kedric spotted
Lamar
slippin jimmy
who is legend
Vro so funni

How are you
Leekeybum ahh
good and u?
Enjoying Sunday. Although my right hand hurts pretty bad. After the recording yesterday, I went to my parents house and helped my dad build a goose pen


why you choose to change to the femboy's name cedric
tired of cortisol calling you daddy
go slave rm
hi fake akagi 😭
To irritate @steel summit

h
Sir, this is a Wendy's
Sir, you can’t park there
It's okay, I am a BMW driver
@opal pilot your daddy changed his name
Turn signals are a suggestion 
did you make sure the engine spy is on even when the car is off?
90s BMW, doesn't have one
No
Bri what
Shut up boy
Im going to take a shower
Helloings, patch notes When?
next week
Not yet you boat
chat, let's all shower with meh
That’s a no
really? Wot day
no idea, other than it usually releases on the 4th week of the season
amy i need help, why can i upload links in off topic, im tryna upload my first yt video
Tian
Thank you big man

eem there with you by chance
haven't seen much of him today
Sir, I lied about Wendy's
this is a Waffle House 
can or can't?
Maybe
I dont get it.
can't*
logs shows you sent links too quick?
huh? but the first link i sent also got deleted
probably triggered the spam filter
thats what i tried sending, but it got deleted, let me try again then
ah
only whitelisted links are allowed
everything else gets auto deleted
yeah you can't send more than 1 youtube video per idk how many times
i think what happened was i sent a google drive of my yt video
@waxen zinc frog you
what did i do bro
u mean per how many minutes
yeah

anyways, my first montage is in #🪄・off-topic

https://youtube.com/shorts/971eB3roKjM?si=EZADxH5PSXVqk-PR
dasil wiulda loved this 
who
@steel summit ?
nah his names the same
he put the Fenyr in half the shots

the slops do be staggering
No

b
O
O
b
t
Wow nice
LMFAO

Real mature
Are you all serious.
😂
Tian done with yall
we all getting muted
sonion ring
I said boot
Real
what happened
was suppose to spell b o b 
WHAT
Cya you stewpids
😭

Insulting Tian like that is crazy work
As if it is surprising
hi

wha happened
Chat went stupid because @waxen zinc isn't moderating enough
?
Bluesky space
bluesky space
it's raining
what are you ice man?
What’s a decent time for greenland icy loop with a fast car ? 
50 seconds or less
make me food
Whaaat ? Never seen that 
yeah because I made that number up
you didn't specify which car vro
Aeon or jesko
I can easily do 58 with vanda , but idk the standards for high end cars 
I was proud of 54 but ig I’m still too nub
59 is like ccgs
gotta play to get played 

why are you flexingbeating 718 cayman
Not rly doin that
just saying thx for ez races
I wanna get more ez races
ok
gt4 clubsport overranked?
i forgot tere was valour bp in gl club
damn i missed the fun
hello
BRO This game IS so much pay to Win
can crack under 54 with 3* venom
with max deff under 50
I dont even have Fun playing anymore
Hello
hello everyone
It's Jesko here
Why it is

it can be fun the free to play
Yes
I tried 🥀
breaks pasta
No
Fn SF90 
That's not lionfied
I'm a get that win one day.
I can't believe I found a terrible chiron driver tho ngl 
M600 ain't winning 
i should upgrade my noble soon
credit inflation is a beach
very right
i'm pretty sure it should be
beach landing i guess
beach landing probably
ok yeah that's just skill issue then
Indeed is
noble can average 1:10 on that track
yeah 1:10 is about the average
Oh boy
bradar
enrique
🥀
That too
(insert "I'm tired" momo sticker)
travis is always retired


rm fun
Cyclops we counting him as a femboy for the name or no?
i have it max stars and all epics
no credits to upgrade it though
i'm afraid it's real (🇮🇱) this time
I don't play like before, and that's good because i have time to other games now

Ight
nice jumpscare vro
i'm still a bit skeptical but sure 🧐
i'm still enslaved
he's cortisol big daddy
coughing baby vs trvvst's retirement
only reason i'm certain this time is because he left every asphalt server pretty much
Right fair enough 
Imagine being enslaved to ALU 🥀
whar
monza
enzo
i thought you were the colonizer
Wrong
Wrong

zee bau

What ? It’s over 🥀
big man abe really issued the emancipation proclamation for nothing 😹
i'll take the dope but i won't do your bidding kinda situation ahh
Well ✌️ I'm Goin bck to Elden ring
what did brotesserie chicken just type
I got better games than this ahh game to play 
Unlike what seems to be most of u
sony
thats a cheesy joke mr cheddar
schlawgn’t
Big bratwurst
@bleak osprey
@junior raven
Damn
Time to put the phone down
Yes



