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a rested


never been to prison ๐

I totally didn't commit a crime that got me to prison ๐ผ
U need to rest and sleep my friend
we got a criminal in he-
Rested means sleeping well and feeling good
yalalal read it too fast
he obviously knows what it means
Smooth like criminal

Added more letters to it

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ik ik
why did they lock you up too?
ant-iclimactic
Hey guyz im playing play for real (dirtyphonics remix) By the crystal method on Bluetooth concert speaker
ant
nah
9
Hi
Hey toisk have you ever listened to the crystal method
gum gum exchange rate

since WHEN did i have 14 bps for this boat ๐
hellow
mp3
mp3
how are y'all?

itwas featured in mp3 a few weeks ago
good
"useful" and shows fenyr 
boat
i didn't touch mp3 
bruh
what if it touched you?
cap
@empty shard Ping coz it's Friday
bro...
ok ive heard enough, touch me
how bout i touch it instead
fenir is rare
right 

idk
Are you from thailand?
wa
send in the 
yes
Oh okay
Hi foks
Think bro hit his noggin after he fell off the bed
since when this KEY costed 11k ๐
Car
12k*
sorry maths got my head shaking today
got a bit lucky
193.30 in dollars 
istg i cant drive this brick. 1* MD and this is my best time lmfao
OMG, I have Maths exam tomorrow too๐ญ โ๏ธ
mines a bit meh ๐
gl
some have school then
i guess i did an OK time then
In my country exams happen even in Saturday ๐ฅ
why aren't you doing the 4 jumps

idk i am doing the jumps
game is broken fr
is the 4 jumps even reliable 
kills my time pretty effectively
without jumps is 13 ๐
i hope i won't reincarnate in your country when i die....
lemme get truck-kun 
7 days on exam month, no holidays๐
Are 4 jumps even possible when using the short route
wtf?
short route is actually reliable for the boat ๐
you living in hard mode or?
php?

i'm getting poor...
Tell that to the authority
philippine peso?

this is hardcore and even that's an understatement
im getting rich
I don't wanna get expelled bruh


Bro is sea 
sharing your opinion gets you expelled?
You're cooked in bos

no im an ocean 
i know..
feel like half of the server is indian, and the other half is from sea 
I'm neither 
under the sea ๐ฃ๏ธ
You either accept, be a man and endure or you're not cut out
Fair
Well, I'm from sea

I'm from eas
im from sea but i don't eat seafood 
joke's on u coz u shouldve saved up before this couldve happened edit: event token not the a9 tokens
I have 15000. If I continue saving from now, will I be also cooked in bos?
i'm outside
EA sports
gib 2 jetaj

If you focus only one car then you aren't, but if you focus all, you're cooked
I'm gonna eat your liver
bro has tokens get him

EA ๐จ
YE
yessss position
lv45
i got no liver
who tf pinged me
nooo
I agree

@strong glacier 
I agree im from sea
angry detective sonic ahh pfp
I still canโt beat 22.9
joke's on u i aint giving em
@left night
@empty shard
Guys i need help
bruh
giveaway soon
๐ฅ ๐ฅ ๐ฅ
aight elaborate


I am not from sea 
what even is that
@empty shard fahhhh
im from EARTH
Fantom me just got
๐ฃ๏ธ

i wont give em 
Hii eeem hows u
im from mars (no im not alien im extraterrestial)
Alien
hi im fine hru
extraterrestial rich alien guy 
@strong glacier Wanted me to get banned
Just got to gl44
r u a demon from that one invasion?
playing rm cuz im bored

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wat u play 
new PB

@zinc perch
racing master
pls share some tokens
currently my lowest time
kewl
Try not to drift
I can't. I have to spend later๐
yeh ill prolly do better on touchscreen
spend it well unlike me
gl devs gonna screw u up in mp2 with gold huracans

literally what im listening to 
Me skill and KB issue got high 1:11
isolation
short one?
By having massive silk tissue
Stiff Sterrato on Arc De Triomphe. A match made in heaven
gud. now do it irl 1k times
oh my god gd reference 
Asphalt = Unemployment Proved
what? 
Your not im on 1.10.8
this matchup will BE LEGENDARY - gl i guess 
What the..
thats such a bad time for max rank
even the nevera r and france (ds side stories reference)
Half of them are just kids ๐ฅ
strong agree
what tier is that 
How you know?
That's 1* OC time lol

4
blud got early access to max rank
im barely gonna survive in mine ๐
But the unemployment rate doesn't show kids
this team pursuit police is op ngl


A lot of people never got there so yeah
the start of ds too 
bro ponged mystic 
sandbag+ god whale is a combo of doom and despair in tier 4
I started playing the game when I was 14 and I turned 18 this year 
pre-fixed elytron in tuscany tho ๐

well free try exists for the first chapter b4r the 1st support car
Hence im not there but t3
Tartarus and Chicago 
3vjcje
@zinc perch heres my run, hope it helps and you can improvise it
Maybe I should I also do hammer=block
nilu and norway 
gah damn
All the hate that it gots comes from that Tuscany track

Nilu is still driveable
i started A9 when i was 12, i'm now 19 
Bro i can't
also my 1:13 run did not TAKE the left route too we'll see if i take the right one
yes, i had to compress it a hell of a lot to upload to discord
btw elytron has fake accel. coz a jesko out accels it in one of the end chapters where u have to upgrade the main car with syndicate coins
Which track
But I donโt think I can be on top1 ๐ญ
The track in first mission of DS (now expired)
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elytron doesn't even exist too ๐
why would a non-existent car get a fake accel too ๐
ririri
Just like devel or Arash.. they are concept car
oh yea its a computer mouse concept designed by toddlers i remember now
Elytron is cheeks 
agree
Quality suffer tho
I am blocking you
was
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Hi Meh
Your worst enemy
Sup
guys i can modify the nmae in a stylish way
meh
All good, wby?
eem owner
Yes you can
Yes
Certain charcter allowed
I see who you are
TM
I js ate sum fish @loud flint
that car looks so ugly even the dbs zagato is a million leagues above the elytron in terms of design

ig meh
Hi Zeaa 


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Sondriver

All due to one ugly cyclops frog btw

Sonset๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
allat to land in jail ๐
Sup bob
Sonballs
He is next Vijayvijay...
๐

Son god

But this time I hope he gets perma
Noooo
No
guys everyone be honest. atleast 1 guy mistaken the elytron as a crappy mouse shape

Yea
No
Yes
I did, I thought it was some ergonomic mouse 
No
Yea
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nothing will beat frangivento asfane when it comes to mouse design


frangivento asfunny 
no wonder we got a 300 mph computer mouse car in a9 before gta 6

atleast the asfane is a bit desirable


:3
@steel summit
why doesn't working for me then
No

Tung tung tung sahuuuuu
FIH ๐
yes
No
Ta ta ta sahuuuur
Shut
yes
No
yes


No
FIN FIN FIN๐ฃ๏ธ ๐ฅ
Dih๐

yo does switching the country in alu translates to switching the in game currency?
Time to 
Time to wake up
dont think so
01110011 01101111 01101110
ok
0110011001010101 01111010111000000111
Time to go to the supeermarket with this
Time to type
to the chat

Ew
i js realised u were named after an emoji
Matchmaking is so goofy guy in speedtail despite being under ranked still got podium
Your not a eagle
Shut up
Your an adult man
so we gonna ignore the fact that u got 5 mp points in first place?
guys any solution?
That's not much is it
Is that ishowSpeed?
Yes
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You are my enemy
i want style on text
Whale
well a bit underwhelming coz gl math
brr brr patapim then
If he is your enemy, what is he without you?
zii

My friend
It is what it is if I earn any points I'm happy
shut up Socrates
Hotdog
Asphalt Elo expects a Lancer (driven by a 1700 rating player) to dominate an Imperium (driven by a 1000 rating player)
makes sense since ur near elder league
Try hard OC
Sandbagging with an Apollo evo
@chrome surge
๐จ
GET OU-
stop sanding the bag
well seeing lancer evos in plat 1 in mp1 isnt rare anymore
Why no one use evo zr1 these days?
Cuz
Because harder cars
Champion 3 it is in
and it is deserved

Evo ZR1 only available in Champ 2
Where there are already better cars availbale
Now only 3

Have no you dumb cyclop suck you opinion
๐ซต 
Wow.. evo sennna can handle lobby in league befor champ 2
๐ซต ๐ฝ
I don't know
I don't have gold so I don't use
Valhalla and C1 all better than Evo ZR1
Man I can't stay here as long as this fool's here @prime wren

||For vanda in legend league||

If they nerf zr1 in mp1 , it means they launching new evo car in A class next update
Sorry my friend took over the account
Bye

Noble m600 too*
Did he empty your token?
Mine's not gold tho
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Aspark Owl good at 3 stars?
Yes in div 4
Yh
4 and above
2 stars?
Before I leave here's a present to ya'll cyclops spammers
Is that putin from temu in your pfp?
Im sadly in div 5

Is that master of goo goo gaa gaas in your profile picture
3 again
How do I know how close I am to elder league
its me

ok
Bruh
Damn bro got nitro, so ๐ณ
โ๏ธ ๐จ ๐ ๏ธ
Oh ok I see it now
orbs 

Do gold
๐จ
son im crine
Speaking of orbs
Wdym
I do not have the card
Light mode bro, u have to spoiler the pic


Donate me
crappy points system gives ya 20 when ur nowhere close to elder league and 3-5 points when ur close so its gonna take u 15 or more races. truly gl math


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It's day bro
oh a light mode image. what a wonderful sight

@chrome surge how me get orb
Buy
yo bruh where to switch to light mode im bored
So many green out and you're indoors๐ฅ
But what miles potatoes
In settings
I can't reach elder rank through anyway except rank abuse like this
ty
you live in germany?
I alr touched grass yesterday bro. Lemme recover๐ญ
How u know
man beat McLovin
Hug trees then
obvious
Give me a reason why I shouldnโt hammer you in 2.826382728 seconds

Wdym
Same for you
"how did you know I live in Germany"
you'll realize it sooner or later
Only 1
Now this has to be the worst score

Oh, bcuz of the VW or what
Or the architecture
You know many germs make Germany


U mean ppl ?
5 billion
No but many germs
sand hanitizer (germany edition)
4.smth mill in berlin

love your outfit
Huh
Poop
Why'd u resend

Plate of car

What?
ok this track genuinely stinks for the boatrato
the humble volkswagen in the corner
the architecture of the building as well
think it's a vw caddy
Again back to 3

There's normally a Tesla around here too, and a Ford Shelby GT350R
sonion
i beat this guy's time in practice but can't get close in the actual attempt ๐ฅ
๐ง
They not here lol
coz lets be fr only some select premium and 2 budget models make it to other countries
nah the caddy goes to African countries
I've seen them here
Great you ruined my race
VW doesn't export much to America and that's it
Saw this the other day, quite casual now
eairiir
im shocked only for the shelby and not the electricity bill increasing crapbox
ladies AND gentlemen
CRANK it UP

There's 2 in my street
King son
Bro
Yes
ison
son jinny woo
๐
Ur braincells are fading and we are observing it live
๐
mehson
He's an unc
No
Or ancestor
son goku
I am still young
Nah I think more of a gramps

Wdym
avengers assemble! ahh card
smth is def wrong between alu's server and sonions here
I am young
uncle
๐งข
No
Gramps

how young
Could've fooled me
How young bro...
Im not saying that bro
If ur 25 ur unc
you've got so many mistakes to make

are you young enough that @copper fractal would be interested in you
@steel summit

Above 25 ur literally considered unc above 25 for some reason
Nah 25 is gramps territory and he's way more than that
What age is he interested in

@steel summit join me in RM when
Uh
Hm first pack of the gp

404 found
tf i wanna do? drive ofc what did u think ๐ญ
๐น
u think ๐๏ธ ?
Delete it
if i speak im in trouble
49 is ancient gods territory
DS survolt๐ฅน
Not the dark hyper sticker bro
why tf does it take more storage than asphalt 
then speak or else ima get ya in trouble
Tbf real
Bro
Like ts takes
Idek
the graphics literally look the same
game name ur pardon
Bcuz asphalt cooking something rn or they're doin nothing which is 99% of the time
skill issue my ipad runs ultra 
Are they freak
?
Racing Master
Give me the ipad bro
I heard there's Miku collab?
Try catching me
aight bro run an unreal engine game on ur ipad without it ticking like a bomb
What are you playing on
eem refrance
My phone runs ultra 90 fps
ohh the waifu car racing game 
23.8 ๐ฅ
Reason: Bad word usage
ipad air 11 inch (2025)
Past my bed time
Does it float in the air
can it fly?
is it better than ryanair in terms of long distance travel?
๐
is asphalt server dead or something
Can't buy my rights back
Jesus
nah it in its' sonion brainrot arc
soin
4.5x more value
allegedly
you arent tayef so im not taking that seriously
Bro scrolled too so much
btw the first suggestion is a book on how to build it

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Teiover
@unique pewter can I get a shoutout
๐ซต ๐ฝ
you can get a shut in instead
3.77 in asphalt?
Imagine notifications for every message in general chat
Yuno miles refrence
Shoutout to my most hated alien in the server @pure plaza who's also a pro whale
Location reveal:Wilhelmstadt, Berlin germany
Hammer

Is starway open?
Shootout to my kitten @empty shard
@thin latch its in the stars, closed rn
Or does it not appear for ppl that alr maxxed car
True he is one
it doesn't appear for who had the car maxed
@empty shard
Hii meh hows u
Weh


but the packs are still there

I js ate some food bor
Im waiting
On racing master
For the next day rewards
I have a mod that makes my cars look diff and cant remove it
It got pinned one lol
I pity you

if u ever feel useless, remember than seasonal tokens used to exist
now everyone saw it
weren't seasonal tokens broken
tried this game again after 4 years... safe to say I'm washed
then why u have a screenshot as proof huh
nets kg gif (I don't have image perms)
Coz he is one
Bum its shoutout

Remember when sesto pack cost 100/10x seasonal tokens
Shhhhhh
@empty shard why did I dream about me going to Thailand ๐ญ
๐
Bruh have you ever been there before?
No
Then how'd you know it was Thailand
yo bro bring some mango rice for us if ya ever go there
Low key I just know
I might never go there
You must've dreamed your own environment in a different manner
my dreams are so realistically generated that even puts sora to shame
Coz you can't dream of a place you've never been to
ppl gonna think its ai generated lmao

my dreams are like ai slop ๐
@modern parcel It's true
Bro got the ai dream ๐ญ ๐ฅ
i literally remember one thing watermelon pool ๐
i was once dreaming in my sleep and thought to myself mid dream why do my dreams look like ai generated
What
You dreamed of an AI dream not possible, so no. What you saw was no Thailand
how do you even think while in your in a dream
idk how but i can
Because thats where the femboys are
I'm pretty sure I have the key in the bag for this GP ngl
T3
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๐
I don't play GP for 2 years now
suck on keys ๐ฃ๏ธ
Dayum.
blud lucky coz some guy faced a max sterrato in t4
@empty shard Is this true? Please say no
I was gonna. Ake a joke I shall not 
Whats a gp?
๐
Grand prix
GP = grand prix
Come on bro, eem is there
๐
ik that
Morning meh
whar
unfortunately true but i am NOT one

Morning bro
well said by eems owner ๐ฃ๏ธ
Lies
hi rice 
Ok I get yours but what?? Damn
Then don't ask if u know the answer.
Hru?
it was ragebait chill duh
elo 
Fahh 
me no alien 
Can i get another star in later Panther mayhem...?
lies
It was a dumb rage bait tbh, not even a pure one too, just cheap
eating cereal in hotsauce early morning will be a blast
nay
yae
Nah my guy
u gotta have a picture as well to ensure that one sends
never tried but its on my bucket list
Lol
since when i had this boat bps
Eat hotsayce with milk
can i have noble epics instead
U close to 2*
this is the fourth day in a row of owl epics

eeating cereal in hotsauce give u all day xplosive nitro that is infinite
mmm would taste decent
Ts not even a boat
. It's a whole ahh ship like the titanic.
i first read hotsauce as VSAUCE bruv ๐ญ ๐ญ
well done me
Tf is V sauce?
Fartro
imagine sterrato with evo what's gonna happen with overweight ๐ญ
orang
Veggie sauce?
u dk Vsauce???
he knows
It already is over weight 
i got ๐ง 
Mass of an iceberg on overweight evo tune

@zinc perch I'm so broke that I don't even have a ballpen and look at you stacked with ballpens, so damn rich
ton 618 type weight
i ate them ballpens
yeah you had boat loads of cash already
So, you ate the extra ones
i wouldnt be surprised if Usain bolt was exposed for eating hot sauce cereal o be the fastest runner in the world
Do you guys know which events are lined up next?
no idea 
if u grinded 499p's mayhem u couldve maxed it out
oh i made sure one ballpen exploded in someone's mouth 
Zepar 
INKINATOR 9000
jeez 
yeah bro, now im trying to max out the porsche 911 gt3 rs
welp possible if its 2 star b4r hololive event
Ryu โค๏ธ
I am so close to Plat 1 dude.
mine was at 1 star so max im getting to is 5 star
plat 1 very ez
get in the carrera gt and boom
mine gold and i love kding gs evey race
๐
How you doing?
guess i have 3 eips rn
YESSS
Reason: Bad word usage
yep im broke๐
20 mil in action:

i dont know on what i should spend them
max ur un golded cars
Guys asphalt isn't working for me๐ฅฒ
I'm finally Plat 1 I can be done with MP1 
i also maxing the argera rs now
Anyways, Dasil will be mad
@tribal tulip
Got the C11, Apollo N, and McLaren GT unlocked as well โค๏ธ
and im almost getting the OWL
agera rs in gl 12 
Phone, laptop both saying no internet connection
its asmr watching confused kids bump into walls in mp2 not realising its ghost mp2
i have it
Anyone else experiencing?

It's just a bad a internet
Everything else is working
i had the pursport in gl 11 with 33 cars
any problem lol?
Aventador is the meta in Plat 3 trust
Bro will hate me for using Avendetor Sv coupe in mp1 
prolly one of the few ppl
winning on rome against it is wild
Looks like a bot tho
With a fenyr btw
No 
thats what im saying
I won't
time to golden it

NO
Sup tartar
Talking about dasil 
why?
I have it 5*
damm
Don't become one of them

Spent like 15k tokens

yes i will
from like 70 bps
the Humble GS in the corner with inf nitro in the corner on the cairo roundabout approaching to kd u:
sadly i need to spend real money on those tokens
With my 4* CGT btw
Collision is annoying






where ๐ญ