#🏎・general
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you miss dishwasher on it ?

Where can i get 
Where Richard
yes if they had ||a strand of hair||
I have no words, Ai slop on normal dish services? Ew...
ironically, the more people use AI, the faster AI corpo burn moni and collapse 
One single strand of hair
And dreaming about burgers

ai ate RAM 
me need RAM
I'm a bun, I'm a bun, I'm a tasty tasty bun
@chrome surge 
need to survive till 2030
Erm, there's an incoming motherboard shortage 
Yay, now I'll use more ai
more shampoo's 🗣️
what next monitor shortage 
Clear Men>>>>>every other shampoo
Cpu shortage
-# ideally CPU shortage has begun
Most probably storage or cpu shortages
This sounds so wrong
What?
man that's why I LOST my hair because it ||CLEARED||
It's peak shampoo bro
@strong glacier 
jokes aside i use that shampoo
Reason: Bad word usage


he loves his clear men
Cursed number
My hair grows back after 2 days of being bald lmao
I dont use it cus it has sulphates
me when
I forgot
what else beside a cheap price ?
SixNine
really?
my hair literally goes back after 1 week after getting a haircut 🔥
Fantom bout to wipe the server again
Hi Fantoom
Meh
fantom here's a hamma
Your hair not getting enough nutrients
I hate these kind of people

Sleep Token
I'm sorry skibidi fantom
Skytiic
Reason: Bypass
Hi 
Ska
Mute 
so im putting vitamins in my hair now
kek
Don't tempt it

Ily fantom
yes fantom
hello eem's owner 
Use hair oil or natural coconut oil after shampooing
Fantom do a magic trick
@empty shard Is it true
eem has an owner now?
oh man that doesn't exist in stores for me 💀
gasp
Big revelations
Me obviously
i literally use only shampoo then we r done 
In what economy doesn't coconut oil exist bruh


Holy race
No wonder your hair takes a week to grow
idk i think it went to my friends bald head
he drank all the coconut oil
what's better than ALU ? a Ligue 1 multiplex
ayy i made it to top 100 tho

Moisturise to make it shine
Johnny Since
cro i tried putting shampoo in his head and it just literally SLIPPED in his shiny ahh head
yes

fumbled multiple time
rip
Minoxidil might be his only hope
Or a wig
also a wig slips off his head btw ✌️
too bored to play mp 
too sliperry for a bald guy

There's no hope for bro 
@empty shard Stop playing brainrot
damn it
met him like twice 
let him 
Reason: Bad word usage
1:01 ancient ruins lykan 
Toisk
👋
hi


eem playing jailbreak rn 
Hows you today?

squint eyes
@oak hill Tell your clubmate that he's
U didn't see that
oh ok
practicing with lykan
sindom
nah

i just got that guy too 
so dasil doesn't come after me @open plaza
im blaming the super typhoons on that
Don't forget climate change
They're propaganda to make us use paper staws
Всем привет как дела что делаете
English only
what is this
word's are uneccesesary

here comes thy
vs 🔨
Stop spamming
@heavy cedar 
Coz it's hideous and ugly

gg

ok

erm actually it's hideous 🤓
jet is too aline
no u


🔊🔊🔊
grammar police 
half of Mp1 is osaka
my trash ahh wifi saw you tweak 🗣️
christ
No sun 💔
You never saw that
Tuff af
me trade sun for rain pls
i WANT this weather
that
I trade happily
why u hiding name cro? is that a secret
pagar imol
Because i have to censor
battle of the century

ou
It'd be great if i could work at home and didn't have to go 40km for classes
🔊🔊🔊
i remember that guy
what's considered a good time on ancient with lykan
guh
below 1:0?
You kidding ._.
I can see thru the censor 
thats what she said
the greatest speedtrick
Some old pictures I found on my phone 
💀

SKUll EMOJii
Tbh I like this style better than the new one
Lowkey old ui looks better
a food
a old ss 
The new one is a bit tacky, but it's alright
Old one is a lot more clean
🦝 🦝 🦝
That lobby looks fun lwk
also check map 
Yee, but old one just looks right imo
erm an old ss
the goated CHICAGO
Besides that
absolutely cooked
erm we nerding this way 🤓
W
I loved how clean old Ui was
Another server link.... Wtf




@tawdry oracle gg
literally me before the race: holy cow im so cooked 💀
man
who did win?
let me guess
sian-

👍
what even happened


Windiws
lma-

can that bot not-
You ruined it!
another one


ignore my message lmao

Can't 
hmm
Why a microbe
Car :3 
Again...


he probably loves the ffzero faraday
death
Pure pain
How can a person have so much skill issue that he loses with a lykan against a darn ccgs in a top speed track 
it doesnt have anything going for it
cooked by fiziks car went wide and i died
Steem
Torino is mid
Looks like a bug from front 
thanks apple!!!
The fruit?
that drift makes it a titanic
Scary word
I know I have it
1* only 
🦠

gc waste bor
as soon as you get a top speed track that one knows well and you have a top speed car it comes down to 3 things:
either: You crash by a bug or get KDd
you: suck
or: face an alien 
No, 2024 BOS bug 
oh hey jet
The difference between skill issue and alien
like normal
damn
is there any event coming up for the sf90 in the future?
street
Toisk
Or ur dasil with the lykan
has sf90 in packs
yes
even i know how to drive it somewhat decently

Dasil syndrome
and i dont even know drift punch
H

I have a question about the daily ticket refill system. How long does it take to get your 10 free refills back? Does it reset daily?
nure 🥀
He’s nub don’t worry 
Same
depends on your VIP level
the higher the better
as well as LP pass and stuff
but yeah generally its daily
Lykan needs a bit of learning, one fumble you might find yourself eating the guardrail
directed by michael bay

so yeah you wanna 1v1 him?
LMFAO
next transformers scene
did i face you today
i mean i dont know how to drift punch etc.
so like even trion is hard for me

san fran tunnel jam
whic race
Burts of very fast
Burst of very fast 

u were in supersnake
practice practice practice
Sarcasm dude 
lmao
What was rhat
nice invite

Sup pookie
in my chat someone wanted to say "freitag"
which means literally friday
they had to spell it " F r e i t a g"
👌
get ou-


ur asterions pookie
I don't have trion. 
Fun to drive car nonetheless
man even racing master took notes from a9c
he don't even kno me gng
so many women giving tutorials

I know U trust
German

and in AL we have 1 single button
A9c that alien
oh
it took me soooo long to get it
next TLE comes up ill have it at 6 stars
tho i dont got EIPs-
🇩🇪
ja
what's the 3rd digit of my ssn
ich bin deutsch
de tomato
Tf
🇰🇵
maybe 7
?
whar
I will 6* my Egiosta, need 3 more bps
5 more for vlf force v10
Hand rotation x4

i think that was not the wind cor 💀
Another link??
Is the red right hand German?
corino
Ill let it slide for once
🤦♂️
bor
is 4* fxxk good for division 3
no

Ion know mines spanish
Yes
Bypass

what else can i use
me
why are we using a s class tdf
I mean
Why so lil German ppl in here

is 1* owl good for my div iii gauntlet lineup?
get out
lonely

If you have 3-4* gtr50, then go for it
i have 3* carrera, 1* noble, max centenario and 2* lykan
Зюзя
Nice line up
Having a centodieci is gooder
Other cars?
you getting fried in div iii 💀
por lineup
reminds me of quick ramen
im close to unlocking vanda
god i got no cento cro 💔
Enjoy

Why no max noble and max carrera
And no max lykan?
Son those ez cars

sorry bro im bad at the game
Forever memorialised in my gallery
sorry mr akagi is a very busy millionaire
has multiple meetings

@bleak dove here 4* lykan 
I'm more German than anything ig
i play the game on and off, sometimes i quit randomly
my div iii lineup is 💀
Is this rizz
We need that ui back
and when you come back you get a top 100 tle
no lizz
The one that gets you to jail, yes
why jail
rizz
?
nice bro, im gl11 almost gl12 so i hope one day i can get good garage like you
rice
It's a lot clean, I absolutely love how there's such a good reflection on car
New one is so simple and tacky at the same time
Anyon kno about the lume pad version for asphalt 9 with no online
@ Gameloft can I design ui for u to make it look not bunz pls
better than rm
Nvm I think the 4hrs of sleep is catching up
prioritize holo event 
anyways imma go to bed
I would make it so graphic vro
Im becoming more stoopid
okay, the grils look very pretty
Become aline
will you add girls into the UI?
if so where do I sign
Wdym
nvm
Good night yale 
I honestly want the garage customisation option in game 
oh my god bruh 
did i say something im not supposed to 😅
drivar stat
I'm lvl 20 bro
no that just sounded cring
Hi lvl 20 bro

Im still at 18
I am catching up to you, I reached lv 28 today :0
Im level 29 bro
The moment I get a job this games getting robbed
I will buy entire shop
Cuz I have no life...
how is that robbing
what kind of sound is cring, sorry my english is kind of bad so im not very familair
No taco for you muchacho
Level 34
grills are beatiful
Ik

Tamerareo key is 190$ 
I love chicken bbq
yes bro they are smoking hot
I will make them love me so I can ask for things to be changed in game cuz me investor then
I love grills they are so hot
don't say that in public 

like me

I agree
hello
smoking hot orange car
okay, i just thought you guys were my friends so i share here

the grill in question
Bye pookie
What's that
not everything is meant to be shared
Watanare mention
Byee ryu 

anime
What in the nfs Unbound is that
#1
Wait, this is so cool
me new here
qwq
Apshalt 9 unbound
pn and whatnot
Funny nitro effects
ok thank you, im still learning 
Oh yeah, you have nitro skins in a9c
is that what i think it is
also more animated decals
Asphalt legends most wanted 2012

Why alu so boring 
lazy
is he watching anime while racing people
lemme show yall a9c nitro

yes
very good
I watch anime while racing
i have a weird pfp nitro effect but bought it wih orbs
I have a gift for everyone
wht gift
unless its 200 bps for f5 no thx
link?
20k fee

-5k 
yay
dis
im kinda new to asphalt
Me making financial decisions in life:
how do i chane names on asphalt
how many
not enough saturation, i can still see the car
discord
how many coins are required for no escape 6 ds car
??
anyone who knows
hes uh
me new
its complicated
yes sorry i havent played ds
wow give me more bps
Same this ds suck
can you set me up with hotori
which cars exactly

the support ones first 3
porsche db and frankie

buh
is this a lie

no i had frankie and db from previous events
its me or just te hololive intros are a bit too freaky
no paid relays for DS car? used to be at the end of event
Absolutely
how bout i set u up with taygedo instead
NOO
only required porsche and thought of maxing it using coins before i proceed with ferrari

ill take her instead
we love freaky
i kinda blesses my ears
Not SP90 what don't know Nevera Time Attack
nah
Who
I have no idea what U just wrote gave my brain a seizure
Sweet abuse
nice yt sub count
woah so many credits
good news, most of the sweaty gamers are out of P2. bad news, only 1 day until the season ends
i wonder if i can still get to P1
son she can break me
Sweet VANDAlism
what
lmfao
so weird tho


Omg kanye
Tbh I barely notice the difference between 95 and 101 handling
how about you change it
i actually dont play android more like laptops but ps controler

I play on andriod
okay
e

I spent 4750 tokens on mayhem and im done now
who is that
some noob
unknown player
wdym unknown plaer
son


idiot game
a
this thing drifts so wide, it drifts wider than most C class meta cars
for its rank thats unaceptable
what did gameloft even think by bringing this car into the game with such horrible drifting and fake accel
i havent even unlock fd yet
congratulations
money
all of it
all your money
Im owling it
im gonna max out my gamesoft account
to gamelofts tummy
who ever spends on elytron is actually so far gone they should be getting a life sentence
gameslop

i mean
remember, you cant say greed and loft together because it got blacklisted


he spend from first event
potentially...
im too focused on vanda eips
cicicici
Looking at the current level of this game, how are these developers actually going to change the dynamics that Asphalt 9 brought? How are they going to make everyone play and have fun like before? To me, that's impossible.
i want an tip for racing
7/16
to get better

you can have mine
You just need to delete that game.
ok
4 stars at the moment
6*
Theyre trash
I mean 5*
i want to see
Revert MP1 to what it was before retaining the rewards system
Simple
20 away from 6*
why do you only get 14 rep every 1st place
Make up your mind 🤦♀️🤦♀️
Is nissan italdesign good at 4 stars
Chat i will have exactly 20k sc left in holo live after I 5* vanda and unlock the owl, after that should I get as much bps i can get for 911gt3rs and vanda or get epics
Its alright man
We'll be moving on and get better 🙏
Not really
i cant even do 360 floaties with it because of how wide it goes
gameloft actually did it
they brought in a car thats utterly useless in every sense, top speed its not good because it doesnt even reach it properly unless you go 10 seconds straight, its accel is completely fake, more like 80 at best
its drift is that of a Ford GT
and its Nitro feel soft and non existent
master gambit

Whats the best option here?
I got it at 2775 rank rn so I'll probably leave it there
Or they could keep the original multiplayer from Asphalt 9, but obviously, since we're talking about cross-platform games, that would be very bad.
What is this car you're talking about?
Epics and bp for Vanda
Got it
learn proper speedtricks
🙏
Elytron
Yeah it shouldn't be in the game. Asphalt putting any car but the good ones that people know
That’s what I just said
Food
Reverting it to what it was before —> A9 MP1
can you show me bro, i want to learn a speedtrick because everybody is beating me
But keeping the rewards system we have now
Eat
for example?
uh
its not that the car shouldnt be in it
they gave it stats and a rank that make it more useless than the god damn Saleen S7
the saleen would SMOKE this bs of a car
and the S7 has much lower accel
trion eats it too
same bro
this thing is useless in its rank
itll get paired with F5s and Devels

no track benefits from it
dont worry, we will become pro together 🤝
There’s one benefit
Just another collectors car
Trolling people
how about no 
no-
its bad in every way
what
there is better cars for that
It gets a 10/10 in the trolley department
Fufu why
Eh
With multiplayer it probably wouldn't work with the current meta, but also with so many broken cars out there it's impossible to have fun playing.
🤝
The worse a car is the better it is for trolling
omg bro how do you have so many coins and diamonds
Very solid effort man
1999 was much better.
what's the topic about 
simple speedtricks like these (very mid example)
True, if we consider evo cars now then yeah reverting would be difficult too
Look at this game, at least he carries his career on his shoulders. Asphalt
Im just replying to random messages idk
the sound kills me but is drifting then nitro an good example?
Fufu why u being random
the car is so bad youre not gonna troll anyone with it
youll lose
it cant win
it has no skill gate
The whole point of trolling is to not win
its garbage in every way
the glacier bumps is the example
please stop i cant even play a single race without seeing this
Why not?
i play in cliffhanger
Fufu being random is odd
rn
that doesnt make sense
a good troll car would be the W70 or ford GT
or the Saleen S7
theyre very nerfed in certain categories can win tho under conditions
Why would you want to win when trolling though
then use the ramp barrier barrel
like barrel ramp?
well for me trolling in a racing game is taking a car and competing competitively with it
watch this
Overclock doesn't really save as much as I expected, it only saves around 3~4 tenths depending on maps.
My pb without overclock is 13.2
then id use something a lot worse
but the elytron is a p2w car which doesnt even win you any races
Should I buy
how you level 26 with 165 cars
its just a car for whales
my point is the elytron is so trash one shouldnt even spend tokens on it
watch it be very common in future bos
too difficult
for whales wo are so dumb a person with half of their brain missing is smarter

I KNOW
they want a fully gold garage
im a noob player not einstein
just show the frozen route cave climb
then stop complaining
bruh
ill complain as much as i want to
who DOESNT know that

this some ank tier driving
it came to me in a vision
1 week in kontrolr
do most people know the cliffhanger cave climb?
stil suck at dis game 😢 😢
e
Bro thinks he's part of NFS Hot Pursuit 💔 💔 💔
gsgsgg
i confused it with mountain poles
lost in translation
lost in lost
Wtf
so damn tryharders

a
hehehehah
a
?
a
No reason
vanda and sf90's are scary
wait toisk how long have you been playing the game
Donate skill
well not sure
but ehh
Celestine
a golden goat
oh that kinda explain things
cuz i was like how come is this guy behind my progress
(I've been playing alot earlier I just have quit session
)
it make a no senese
holy bluetooth kd
cough cough


sorry im still learning
i see talent
oh i cant send mesages
kekw
there is a lot of potential
someones unranked 
You doing good, I might have wrecked there
I don't know how to use keyboard

kat
what did you think I was?
Kat 
liek someone whos played for way longer
🫵 ❓
I think tmrw stage 13 is my last in the Mayhem event at least bps

well I've played for quite a while I just don't remember exactly when I returned

Do with OC 
is the stage that easy?
I need 20 more bps to max that car 
man how come did i have more xjr-9 eip
:o we have same eips, just that I have 2 applied on car and 3 stacked in inventory
Nice!
mid
just enough
How can I send photo
tuff kd
Talk
hehe woulda remove this asap
Wdym talk
there wil be BP in last stage if you know this.
Hi Ezequiel
👋
without doing anything
Hehe is on vacation
?!?!?!
bro im not hacking 😂 these are ai bro!
i'm bored please give me special hunt 💔 i dont mind if it was jesko 
no hes on my bed
god gameplay bro
I send
oh i see bro sorry
👋
im not stupid my softlock for this event is likely stage 13
Hi ezequiel
"your bluetooth device is ready to pair" ah knockdown 
whar
unless I got lucky or smth
hello
How's you?
heh im dead

Tired, and hungry
@iron ore 
who is muttley
trash driver
@regal plank 
:o
I just at dinner
who records stuff for gameloft


I'm gonna make dinner now
hes gonna show berlin map next
Have a good one 
Happily I got femboi wrap for Honda civic

hi Ant
Hi
Thx
New gen
those arent femboys those are grills
Hrm 
Teach
yeah but I want more wraps so I can grip
fremboys

Kat teach ur alien skills
sorry im not understanding, he is new gen ?
zag

gato
yes
he uses lancer on san diego and 360s on straights
okay thanks
We had codin before muttley 

