#🏎・general
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May-hem in may
i am employing you to failure management
welcome in
Big yahu
peak food
🐥

sleep well Fantom
hi fantom
fanta
actually I just returned home 
son
drove 10km and solved nothing 
why is canvas still down
kekw
waste of fuel

mid
o my days
its been like a day alr no?

they got hacked
congrats
yup
its not a server issue they cant js get it online

who?
it's an extortion hack
paying like 50k in tuition and cant access coursework
Canvas
they demand ransom
May-hem in may
idk wtf is canvas
Absolute peak, gracias fordo
A
B
C
D
D
Ok not this
some resource tool for higher institution.
Download higher resolution monitors
Awww
might as well download some ram while Im at it
ill also go download more ram brb
yeeees
Download in some extra tflops to that gpu

yea figured
Just download more vram
capital idea

ez, code them yourself
holy, some "big brain" startup want to build data centre on your backyard instead of a massive data centre 💀
girl data centre next door
No link

He didn't understand what I meant by "redeem yourself" didn't he
die
prepare thyself
crush
thy end is now

that sounded like he did something bad
bored. I'm gonna make frog origami
president frog
guys should we
make paper airplane too
Xwing origami
give me 5-10m
Kokomi origami
aight guys, 10m distance for da fantom
youtube challenge us to make a barrel roll
Bro dipped


so let's show them imperuim barrel roll
he ghosted us 
Fantomed
Fantomb
The Fantom has gone to the opera.
so if muttley confirm a sonic re run that means in this central we will know more of it
my 4.7k devel looks somewhat underpowered for LL, or does it?
Jackson


Frog ||+ finger revealed||
The hell
i swear
Hand reveal 
Don't!
how do people slam into each other in multiplayer

I remember making these as a kid
like its so hard for me to slam them,, but they slam me
Same here buddy 🤝
~~boys don't grow up, we just grow big
~~
Guys how many bps are needed for Pagani Zonda Cinque?
quite interesting. However my advanced hacking mechanics have revealed your entire physical structure and dna sequence from that singular finger reveal.
🤝
so tru
Facts
Panama
Shouldn't that be easy even with fxxk?
But i dun have fxxk
What div are you in?
3
Ohh
2nd one will be hard to win lol
Lmao
and weather today BP rain over AL today.
an mp season featuring only 120” tracks when 24hr of Le Mans comes on would be interesting. Mp packs would only award bps for Le Mans hypercars too
Guys do you want Mercedes Benz biome in asphalt legends
rotund vehicle
c8 corvette in AL wen
we need a car ZOO
Ts
calm down with A8 cars.
A8 car
Isn't corvette stingray, C8 corvette?
many would, but not these wild ones.
I think that one is a c6
Yknow asphalt legends they be adding Lego
Hol up lemme check it
Makes more sense
True 
Brooo mosler is so Damn good 🤤
yea this is what i was thinking of
could be a decent b class
hello Amogh
Sadly i don’t have it :(
A wild amogh has joined the chat
If gl ever adds it

amogh 
Hi yale
🫵 ❓
Nah id win
are the cap on these 999?
Yep
You get tradecoins




carrera gaming 
the art of mogging
Rs3.8 
carrera gamign

wheres amogg 
Gone
became amogus
he went mewing



amogh us

We go Amogh 😂
Night everyone 
matches 499p 
Im gonna commit amogh
Bye Zepar 
meh it's 1:45 for me 
Good night
499piss
pm
12:45am
sleep well
centenario piss build when 
time to eep
Lol
It is close to 2 AM
Go to sleep
adios
👋
sleep well
Bye 👋
👍
adoos
Adidas
adadas
Devdas
Adoodas
a deus 


🐈
nikadidas
new balance nike jordans
whoever you are, dont be toxic by slamming into me
oh its classic

yeah toothbrushes with running shoes on.
Was it that kid you tried to hit on you?
Hii lil yale
Garage lv5 and has the audacity to call himself best player


hi Ant
Bros a noob player

Im at 8x times that and wouldn’t even consider saying it
Hi
I am at lv27, I still think I need more skill
Super Mario noobs brothers
Im at gl18 and im a Noob
Gl42 now and know i need more skill
I need a new device tbf
It's unplayable on mobile
Real
I am slowly shifting to keyboard
oh well 💀
best lancer player
Lil yale
13 in 1 shampoo
What should I say



big ant 
what can i say

I guess it also have jam in it
Shampoo for all budgets.

Your pfp is so silly
anyways imma go to eep

Ok eep lil yale
Night night 
Its morning here

afternoon 
so sleep well Yale
Sleep well...
Good night yale
👍

Alo katt
hi Bluekat
Reason: Bad word usage
Bon
Goood morning lefantom hows u
sup
Go to sleep bro
Its 7:05 am
Why
@tawdry oracle old or new
(i brought the wrong build for sf90, messed it up)
ice breakers, free fall, twister, straight finish, meiji
Jesko Absolut would forever be the baddest car(in a good way) ever to step foot in a Asphalt legends game
Bigfoot in a Devel 16.
king Jesko(ng) Absolut.
Imagine Jesko Absolut in Bos
With 700k tokens to summon
To bring back the Audience who has left Asphalt legends
nah it wil be Imp
New one

9 more days before jesko spending
Get ready for BSOD
goodi morning
BoS?
hi C4rbn
Aglaia SE
hi carsten
Booted safely 
why that specific number
Oh good time to zero out my token balance before then
That's when SE starts
which se
more EiP hope i
Raesr AI SE
tal
ASUS x AMD oof, if it goes well, then mighty fine but if it doesn't you're dealing with a nuclear reactor
tal
Bruhtal
Time to farm 2.4M credits
Like so
@cursive knoll 
NO WAY
ez
Fat
what da f...
i love setting a good defense time on one singlular track and bombing the rest
Bob Dark could never 🗣️ 🔥
me too
Got 4 good runs with SF90 earlier in MP1 
You do?
I be setting Pbs on one track
and wrecking in the very next street
25 water run bruh i wanna do unspeakable things 


good morning guys
morning

i used the wrong build on sf90
forgot to change after showcasing
🔥
I buying Utimate,MP and Daily pass not OC and Spotlight pass upgrade 1 stage and 1 import part all series point be take and grind spotlight and SH exsample
love myself so much

Self love is good
Is there new message in mod info

hi toisk
IOS skill issues
Oh
street se extension
Discord bugging out then
thing
alright, understandable thanks
After that
no

Hi Fusion 🐈 👋
Hi
my discord bugging
How's you?
shows that there's a new msg but there isn't
Same
hi
Doing okay
Wtf 
Hbu
Can't see previous messages
I am good
discord was bugging from yesterday apparently
It’s trying to show me smth
Yeah discord went down for, an hour or 2
yep

bugcord
Wasn't aware ig
fantom
you should swap cars blo
Stop flexing on phone and buy a PC whale
Bro went out on his own terms
I don't game on laptops/ PCs
thats still worth it
lmao
1 spotlight stage is best farming credit in Sometimes running out without driving.

🔨 ⚒️
to what
i cant use chiron or aeon on water run
i was about to say chiron on water run
now i won't

good for stock?
touch grass
So...if I challenge you on PC @pure plaza I have a chance to win
I just woke up shadow
that is the very reason you should touch grass
touch grass when you wake up
That's assuming I even have the game downloaded there
where to?.
Holy
i literally get 17.866 with sf90 ff in priv but then get onloy above 18 when setting a time
like how
aint as worse as me
I'm just guessing hypothetically but since you don't even have it on PC I'll just assume I can beat you on PC👽
ummm...
i would be doing 17 mid-high with ta on roman tumble
and when wreck on actual race
If you sleep in a tent, you can touch the grass.
depends on your standards
stock can do 17 mid
for me, good enough
how much?
17 mid....
thankloft
top speed is gimped in gauntlet iirc
so 17 is mid?
goes slower than in mp
mid = .5 to .6
well i tried but never get to 17
there are different terms
flat,low,mid,high
time to wait for epics
idk ill do it later thanks for letting me know!
finally got aspark owl
NP
gonna 3 star it then spam in gauntlet
not even that, i just skill issue
bad tunnel air attempts
So you've got wings..
No
the nitro, accel, top speed
everything is nerfed
in gauntlet
from mp/pl
idk about accel

no you say that when you get the czinger
but nitro and top speed are
damn but i still screw up routes
i have Czinger max
why not use chiron on water run though
monsieur 😭
because i suck and hit the wall
Breaking: newgen player finds old speed trick

Kinda crazy to think I was only GL18 20 months ago 
micheal dolences
He's truly just a potato ig, not his fault
I was GL37 when unite dropped
Nearly 2 years later Im maxed out
was not even going to do the trick 
2025 was a huge attribute to that

Pro lv18 garage
bro i did 18.7 in my defence

How did I manage to jump 36 lvls in 20 months
Taking the time to grind
lol
I find free fall really easy now
I just sw earlier than i expected and I get like 17.6
Slavery at peak 
all tracks are easy
until they come in my defence
Frogtastic
as soon as they come in my defence, i gag
Real (I once grinded 174 bps for Victor in 8 days)
yeah sw timing for first ramp is the hard part
Without any passes
Not really
I can't do that, I might end up fainting after playing for 2 hours consecutively
The hard part is taking the turns at speed if anything
Barrel is bosh
Devel is very prone to just bottoming out if you try too hard to float it
@modern parcel Send breakfast pic, I'm hungry
@heavy cedar chiron on water run 
hello
henlo
Not bad
Oof that last sharp corner was so tight, a little left and you would've wrcked
You have obese nitro?
I will do another garage checkup when I get GL55
guys what is the fastest ways to unlock cars im new
yes i am obese
Play the mayhem event
For the ares panther
No not you
ok
Nitro part
You’ll get a bunch of cars for free

Is it light Chiron?
Like 7
Car hunt
Invencible
👽
Game classes star hunts under car hunts
ye star hunt counts as car hunt also

and 1 more question is the centenario good
hello qwerty
But star hunts>>>>Car hunts

Gold it

Then it will be good
ok
It is when you gold max the car
Gm fufu
Private lobby
Car hunts are grindy as hell and less drop rates

i wil lohby in a wile
No
what abt the fxx k?
Code
Guys when is valour hunt?
You’ll need it for the trion nemesis exclusive event every week
Bro made a frog origami
Limited to 70 packs (45% rate each) with 8 guaranteed bps
that's is how this track is played lol
sry for late reply
Next tues
i need 10 ppl in my club to unlock it right?
Code
Not necessarily

watch quan drop ts again
wait bro
No. Garage lvl 12
I'll take that any day over uncertainlty and endless hours of grinds, that's why I do star hunts
Ok
mean hunt is Monday you can check after in PN
coming in 1 sec
im lvl 10
Don’t have to be in a club but it will help your progression
#🏎・clubs-recruitment here
If you really want one
Every time I see that vid I just jump as if an accident's about to happen lol. I just hold drift before that turn or else I crash
where is just a potato gone
gezira? 
Man I need my vacation to come sooner from work. I want to do nothing for a week 
practice and judgement makes it easier
Me jamming to some music
He is truly just a 🥔
the track not in private lobby
banned
nyc one
Run in the park
meh
my eyes
just a banned tat
@tropic whale
Want some more
He got french fried
Eh, I have glaucoma. I’ll eventually lose my eyesight 
it is treatable
nip in the bud bro
Hi guys
white layer on the cornea
Bros ya'll have serious eye issues, I can see clearly in both dark and bright light, I can even stare directly at welding sparks without protective masks and at the sun for 30s
Hi
iirc
hi ABC

guys what was yall's first s class cars
centenario
Not
Venom F5
🥀
how?!
Lance Armstong VS Lancer
Btw im not ABC im 1099 cuz ny acc got banned over here 8 months ago or so idk
howwwwww
From what my optometrist told me, it is getting worse lol.
I found out I got this when I was 9 lmao
Simple.
ok
What makes you think I could control it then
how bro
That’s not my fault 
like it needs like 85 bps
Stars and Straps spotlight
Are you mocking my king Lancer
what is the best one i can get now?
@cursive knoll now F5
Any is fine
ok
I love my 3 day weekends 
Ill mock it with Venom F5

is there a day when you are positive?
(this aint an annoyed reply, rather a caring one)
guys what is the best s class i can get now
be + bro
3* vs 1*
Nah I'm saying people these days in general have a phobia against light mode and I didn't know about your medical condition
no ksill vs skill
sf90 in 919 packs but its only op when you have it maxed
Self deprecating humor is my way to get through each day. A lot of my friends are the same lolz

But I am a not a negative person as it seems. I am a relatively positive person.
@cursive knoll
my only ferrari is F12tdf
What happen
f5 aint my cup of tea
i hate light pollution.. i keep everything dark..even my humor
them corpses aint laughing tho
not max
Bro is max star
guys is the exotic rides w70 good?
Potato chips
For 3 star only competition yes
Your future is looking dark too

ok
it is 5
hmm
max ½ star
Car is cute
What in the world is that blueprint format 
the mc12?
San Diego vs 1* star F5 (baby car) vs atomic bomb devel
i have such a crazy joke
devel will never win
Same as the Egoista
no air accel
It will
Try for urself
Stay on the ground
Make it follow the current formats
bro i know
I have quan ping at the ready, make your move shadow, I dare ya
Unless u learn
Huh?

it means taking a million mile longer route
Doesn't always mean slower 
You mean I should do it 30 35 and so on
Yes
the stop button was pressed.
yall are very friendly than the other guys
Does he know

Is this better
lemme try other route

Ok
It will if u know route well
Chill bru... My life is more dark than urs ahh moment
bleh
Those details aren't considered
Again
hmm
hi Driver and Spycrap
Got barrle very bad

do i risk
When Ferrari FXX Evoluzione in game
No

hdepends
i need +5 gloves tho 
That's easy pickings for an 👽 such as yourself
Ain't that the car that was said to have "1600" horsepower but lied about it
not alien
Fidget spinner older than bro😭🙏
what
My apologies, calling you a simple alien was a mistake or rather you're an alien overlord
5000
ye
My mistake but still
i havent heard that name in a long time
Real alien
Well it does have 5000 HP but it cannot be converted into full reciprocating motion
Some kid what’s a fidget spinner
do it
gambling
There is no drive that can handle the power without just failing
Learn again

If some one says that we’re in our uncle status
5000 is too much for us to put to full use right now
How old are you?
How do you gamble on a decision XD
I'm curious what happens if you complete the entire main campaign

Nothing

I’m vague
Hammer
You get the rewards and that’s it
Oh man
Unc
Sadly there’s not much to it
Hammer with frog
It’s been abandoned for years, the last time it got a new episode i was new… back in 2022
But I still get my laferrai
God damn it
True
Right

a caramel do many 360 degrees
@cursive knoll dont take a ramp
gl
Interesting
My bunny don’t worry he isn’t scared he’s just the type of bunny that has ears down always

The career tells you all the other cars you can get for free just by playing it
they literally listed out all the cars you can get (which is pathetically shallow to say the least)
idk what to put where lol
Maddie 
My rabbit was like this too
She had damage in one ear
But I'm waiting for the day I can finally get the Ferrari j50
So one wouldn’t work and stay up
@swift merlin personality be like
🥀
Just one more blueprint
I think it’s in A class cups if Im not mistaken
There's a cool pattern that emerges when you look at the messages I react to
Free bps today at 2:30pm
rahh haiii
So you can definitely get it before next Friday
If I had one wish it be bring back prime gameloft back

What’s up
Hell yeahh
Ta has OC
The sky
sf90, devel, trash, ta,chiron
idk if i should feel surprised or scared
Gold chicken wing
in chiron use the air time thing instead of drift
Do The Portal Run
Are you gonna unlock or star up?

Platinum Chiron wing
Learn devel
Unlock the others but star up the mclaren
Nice 👌

Guys found this ad again what is happening with short ads
There is no misclick here,there are two steps
it didn't even reach the ship
With or without oil?
I had evo chiron at GL 17
Damn
And ultima around there too
How
Se?
Ye
ti
imagine abusing senna and dies
damn.
Uh bought packs and used wc eip + got top 1% in the event and got other eips from completing cars
the ship jump
U have it gold plus cginger
where you always land on the roof of it
Black is not a color it’s a word
Damn
black and white are neutral colours
When you buy a multi pack just to get 1 4x blueprints ps that car is also almost garbage
If I could send you mine in the game, I would. The car is useless. I didn’t use it years ago and I don’t now. 🤣
Me waiting for Acura x epic imp
1 more 
Wait hol up it's bad?
And your dead
Yea all seasons it has been available
@heavy cedar is the ford from gauntlet store good?
you can do it
huh
Huh
Thats why
Now auckland the circuit
What do you guys miss from asphalt 9
No i just got itmaxed from se and golded later on
Club clash 
I wanted that jesko so bad
bro that is such a cringe track
I mean is it good for gauntlet
Change car son
?

to what
Uh no i dont think so
Guys did you heard about the butter
Oh
Any
nice record for a zenvo aurora tur free try user
That's wilft
Crazy? I was crazy once
@cursive knoll
D-Tense spam in LL
No
NO
Get off the game and take a shower
im crine
Man I got this like 5 times already
👽
it can get way better hto
Not even gonna bother arguing with you ngl you arent worth it
Pain

I suck at this game
What does he suck
They have honestly made x12, x20 disappear. x8 appears like once per 10 races
Whelp time to flat spin
Ive got 5 x20 today 
@cursive knoll some joined
ye
Yes. Look up the final stats for it and look up all the B cars that are better. You need for some things in career I think and maybe some other odd event but that’s it. You’ll get so many other cars way better that you’ll never have a need for the J50. I don’t think I’ve ever used it in Multiplayer once…even many years ago when it may have been one of the highest ranked cars I had.
a tank with Hulk or Luke cage decal.
Surprised he didn’t get reported for spam
i've got 5 x20 since the update

Ah poo
If you get like 6th place in the mayhen event and get like 680 credits for the race it'll give you a x20
Now F5
Thats how i got 5 just today 



F5 spam party

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